Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 29th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitian Podcast Network. This is for the Flewood
Haley's Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
To you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the
lowest prices. Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn
and Hailey. Two minutes past six, short Wegg, Sure weg
already Wednesday? How good? Is that? Pretty good? Now coming
up on the show, Vaughn, You've got the top six
for us soon. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Funerals very expensive if you've had a berry or cremat
a loved one and men in charge of the finance
of it, very expensive.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's not cheap, is it.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I've got the top six ways to keep funeral costs
down legal or.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Questionable? Questionable it is.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I didn't really realize that there were so many laws
when it came to how you get rid.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Of a body. But you're not allowed to just set
them on fire, and you know them out to the ocean,
I know, the good old days and the Ganges. Am
I right? Oh God? And what went wrong there? Enough? Nothing?
It was perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
You fill it up, Yeah, fill it up with dead
bodies and then drink the water a little bit down
the way.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
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Speaker 4 (01:21):
Great news if you were listening right now, which means
that you are an early riser, which means you're probably
bloody tired.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I've got good news for you.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Play in Fleshorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Now, if you're awake right now, you're probably feeling it.
You know, even a flight flitch. You went to bed
early and probably still got eight hours.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Why are we to be late last night? We went
eighteen past eight. Oh that's late for me. Yeah, normally
caught it to weight. Yeah, well to finish and I
needed to finish? Was it? I finished boots On? I
loved it. It was like so good, so good.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I did say Craig last night they said that they
were needing a new show, and I said, we'll flitches
on boots Yo.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
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Despite risks and boot camp, they experienced profound personal change
a danger set in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, although I read it's based on a memoir. And
I read that it was changed from nineteen seventy nine
to nineteen ninety one. Okay, oh okay, So like you
know when you watch one of these shows and then
you're like how much of that was real? And then
you realise this license most of it is liberties. Ye,
but a great show.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
So you stayed up like I was quarter to twelve,
quarter to twelve to twelve, And you know what my
face shows it. There's a mirror in our lift on
the way.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
From the car. It's confronting every morning I just go.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
And one of the things that shows most right when
you're tired, it's the eyes, and it's the under eyes,
the past, the bags that crease.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, well I have great news for you early rises. Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
It's in fashion for two is fashionable. So people are
saying this.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is all online. Everyone's like, this is the hot new look.
Remember when like we're on Heroine was.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Sort of the vibe kind of like wispy and greasy
and thin and fragile. We're now looking exhausted as the
new trend. They say it looks hot, sexy and.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
A little bit French heavy under eye bags.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, people say, you know, like Kristen Stewart kind of
rocks this sort of like yes, tired, kind of look like,
oh my god, it can't be bothered.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Fatigue is fashionable.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
They're saying, it's like a rebellion against the sort of
high maintenance polish. It was all about putting the bright
concealer on your eyes to ship to hide the bags,
and now we're not doing it.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's a wider movement towards realness. Okay, well, if you're
up at this time of the morning, this is great news.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
So I'm just reflect like, there's so much going on
in my face. The ibags, it was truly.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
The least of my worries.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, but they're saying embrace them, and some people not
only just embrace them, as in like not hiding them,
but enhancing.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Them, like getting a little bit of right or a
little bit of you know, dark shadow and kind of
like okay shadowing them in How bad is it when
you're not even feeling tired and someone says, are you
okay gone? You were a big night last night and
you're like, I actually I didn't drink at all.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
It literally happens to women all the time. People go,
oh my god, are you okay? And you're like, I'm
just not wearing makeup, which means this is my normal face.
This is just my straight face. And you're like, oh
my god, you look ghastly.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
You sick? Do you need a hospital? Like, no, no,
this this is just how locking my face. Just be
my face.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
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Speaker 2 (04:55):
There's been some analysis done using Google search data when
people search I want to move to I don't know,
New Zealand. Oh yeah, that always pops up when America
does something wild or like they have their elections. Yeah,
can I move to New Zealand? Yeah? Oh yes, sorry
in New Zealand. Yeah, so the top ten This is

(05:16):
from search data from the past year. Okay, Thailand, isn't
it ten? I want to live there.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
I wonder if that's got a little white lotus. Yes, influence, because.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
They do do this list every year, but I don't
have they do do they do? Do? They do do
this list every year? But I don't have last year's list.
But Thailand isn't at ten for the most desirable country
to move to the Netherlands at nine. They're so happy? Yeah,
but aren't they going to flood one day. They said
that they're constantly trying to the world's going under Yeah,

(05:52):
we're all going to be underwater. Spain at eight although
I don't know how people survive. It's beautiful, but man
it gets hot there. Oh god. Yeah. But you can
always look at the updates of familiar.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
You go and see how that seven hundred year old
renovation and how.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's not finished. It just goes to show renovations they
always take longer than you expect. You think of your
timeline and you want to double it. Costa Rica is
in at number seven for the most desirable countries to
move through. That is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Know about these countries, Yeah, beautiful country, but to people
are like, oh, they see the beautiful parts of it,
but what health care and utilities and stuff you.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Seem to like align it with because there's always that
Happiness Report, right that looks at the happiest countries.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
In the world each year, and Costa Rica is always
in the Central American the Netherlands. Portugal is the sixth
most desirable country to move to. Cake and the guts
for Spain, the big brother next door. Everyone's like yeah,
better in space, like come on, Japan Is it five?
I love, I don't know if I want to live there? No, neither.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
You see you see it on Instagram. I bought this
Japanese house for ten dollars. But I'm like, wait, do
you put your shoes?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
And then who are you going to speak to? You
don't speak Japanese? What are you going to do? Have
you have? You're not seen the grudge? Yeah yeah, the
Japanese girl with the freaking heir lives in the ceiling.
New Zealand is at number four on the list of
the most desirable countries. Yay, beautiful. I mean I'll just
go to a supermarket and then you know, readjust your voting.

(07:27):
Ireland is a three yeah d beautiful. Australia is at
number two on the list and the most desirable country
to move to. Where do you think it is? Don't
say America. It's not America. No, it's definitely not as
in an Asian country. No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay, I just saw people are going for those cheap
that cheap Southeast.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's the islands. What I'm in this mini island pretty
much everything RaRo no, no, no, no. Canada.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Do you think I've seen a few times lately, it's
like eighty percent of Canada's population lives in this strip
and it's this tiny strip at the bottom of Canada.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
What's the reason of a pine tree just inhabited, inhospitable
and uninhabitable, in hospitable, hospitable. Yeah, yeah, well it probably
is inhospitable. Very telling me about it, zero bears. Do
you think that Canada's number one because of what's going

(08:34):
on in America and Americans? Like, I could just move up,
I could just go up a little bit.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, that'd be looking more than anyone else. Right, What
country can I move to?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Because a lot of them do move, like around the
Caribbean and stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Did you see side note that Katy Perry and Justin No, yeah,
you're Justin Trudeau.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
They went public hands on. Yeah, so maybe she'll move
to Canada Thenadian saying to her you can have him
all right with politicians though, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
That does that end? Podcast network from the Fletchforn and
Haley group chat. This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Hello there, well, hello hello.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
There's been a look into the ever increasing costs of funerals.
The Prosperity Project podcast, which is an which is an
iHeart Radio and us ends it meat.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
This fantastic synergy there for the company. For the company,
it's a KPI. We saw our KPI graft the other
day look very good, looking very good. It was looking
really good. And I'll say we have contributed. You were
on your phone, you were you were in the meeting.
It was a whole slide show. There was a whole slideshow.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
You were on reels, you were doing reels, and every
now and then you'd leave the volume on.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
It was very awkward. He started real and the boss
that yeah, that's okay. Anyway, the graphs looking great with
the KPI is dang away. I think by Christmas will
be heading those track. We're on track. Well, they cost
a fortune.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I remember weddings do yeah, funeral, funeral, sorry, funerals and
famously both very expensive.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
One you kind of have to have.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
The's actually absolutely completely a funeral.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, you pop didn't have a funeral because he died
at COVID times and I think he would have been
elated about my grandad.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
My popper did would have shipped the bit if known
how much his funeral costs. That anybody spend that amount
of money just going to do what a cant does
I'm going to crawl under someone's deck and die. I
think I like that, not my dick.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, you've got a great deal. It's good. It's spacious
under there. Yeah. I don't want you into my deck
because of the smell. Make no offense. I enjoy.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
We're going into summer. Yeah, to think we're going to.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Outloiad Fletch got by home and I didn't get I
didn't get Barley Bally. Oh God might help me again.
This wanted two o'clock. I have had nothing but delightful
liquid pose. I just coming right yesterday. I think that's
what we call liquefaction.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Said, I can see why christ Tute was so upset
about it.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Bull bull all right.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Top six ways to save money on a funeral because
they are so very expensive.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
And I will say this is what do you call
these things? Satire? Yes? Is that what you say? Yes?
And because beginning of this is legal, there's only a
few legal ways. Yeah. Number six on the list.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
One of the most expensive parts is the celebrant, the
person who leads it. Save on that by grabbing one
of those nutty street preachers to lead the service, the
ones that stand on the box and tell you go
to hell because you were in a tear shoe.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
They'll be freak are yelling anywhay, Yeah, yeah, they are
yelling anyway, so get them to do it. Love bloody
love it.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I'mber five on the list of the top six ways
to save money on a funeral coffins. I can't believe
how expensive they are out. I'm going to make my own.
That is a marine grade ply and you know what,
I'll probably get to making it and the marine grad
is gonna be too expensive. I'll go for just mounting
your mouth plye swll up, save on a cough and
grab a few banana boxes from Pekin Save.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I love that idea. A big TV box, a fridge box,
fridge box, TV box too skinny, yeah'll be very squeaky
when the forces of TV boxes are way too big
for the TVs they come in, but they got out nothing.

(12:39):
There's few things in life they give me as much
joy as taking a TV out of the TV box.
Because one I'm about to get a new TV. Yeah
when it slides.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Out four years.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I love when people peel off their TV screens like
the actual.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I did tweak mine after I made the noise so
I can see where they are.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Hard doesn't explain this YouTube arm down.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Number four on the list of the top six ways
to save money on a funeral Save on flowers.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Pop past the botanical gardens. They've got so many flowers?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Not allow true?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Actually that is I say that I went to I
went to the botanical gardens Semi Aukland to Maine, the
winter gardens. That's nice. Auckland Botanical Garden. It's on the two.
Do I it's on the two Darling out the back.
You go in. It's a lovely bushwalk. I love a bush.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
But if you take a wrong turn you do end
up in some weird kids like playground and you're like
with my car.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
So it's not the Hamilton Gardens. We're not saying it is.
I'm not. It doesn't sound like there's any Instagram bait.
There's no there's no a thing. You know, but where's
the flower show? Oh my god, shut it? You got
sound like Nana's. We could do a high tea earlier.

(14:08):
Oh yes, we as we are.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I want to do Number three in the list of
the top six ways to save money on a funeral,
save on a funeral dress, suit, whatever, by putting them
in a banana box naked. Just get twice as many
banana boxes so that can be closed by maldy.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I'm gonna be open casker that feels heavy.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Okay, to be fully well, you know those things that
come well, okay, we're banana box, but then also the
apple box.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
You know the they hold the apples. We'll put some
of those on top of you. Let's put a bland.
Do they put your dot over an old towel? Ca
and you're here dye towel. Okay, we're going to check
a towel over you. It sounds all right, it's fine.
Number two in the last of the top six spaces.
To save money on a funeral, save on a hearse

(14:55):
by hiring a trailer from the servo. I mean, how
much is that thirty six bucks? Or if we can
get you there and back our limit four hour hire
a trailer when you hired at four hour minimum of
a half. You've got to get the board, take it
to the place.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, you're going to strap the board down, get it
to the whack the strips and be like that's not
gone anywhere. Yeah, but you want to find that perfect
medium when tying down your strip.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
You don't want to crush the banana. But just take
the bus. It's so much cheaper. I don't know that about.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
All the body bus Yeah, they have all six pall bearers.
Would need a bus pass Yeah, an a t hop card.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
It gets expensive, it does. How many people are coming on?
Do I have to scam for the dead body? Please? Well,
technically he's not a rate payer anymore. No, it's not.
But he is a passenger. But he's taking up tire
back seat down here, And don't pay for their prams No,
because they strapped them on the front of the bus

(15:56):
in Wellington, well strapped strap boxes and the okay sorted
and we are problem solvers. Put a problem in our way?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Will duck Lodge dive has and number one of the
top sex ways to save money at a funeral saved
buying on Buying a plot so expensive?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, to buy a plot just wait to the roadworks
and then every time it's flitchy, No, you make it.
You'll make your body signs pothole in a few months. Yeah,
I know, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
No, I was thinking to put you under a jutterbarch
up every time you had grandad.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Uncle over time you go over. Hey, those are just
some ideas. That's today.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Sub circu does that m podcast needwork plays?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Now.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
We just came back from hanging out as friends, as
not work mates, but genuine friends, and I think we
will get along very well. I think we're good friends.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
You know. There was no disagreements, no, none, No, I
don't think there was no. There was no terse feelings, no, no.
We travel well together. We travel well together. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Easy, Well, here's a little list of things that make
you a punishing friend apparently, Okay, great punishing.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
If any of these get tacked off, them are going
to be ticked off. And that's the secret, right, everybody's
equal equit punish that you can understand each other. I
don't I don't think this.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I don't think any of us are guilty of this
because I would say it's solicited. Okay, the first one
giving unsolicited advice instead of support to be like do
you know what you need to do?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Do you know how you need to fact?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Or like you know this is your problem and this
is what you need to do about it.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Because we'll come to get to each other with a
problem and be like, hey, help yeah, yeah, yeah, but
not sort of like.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, jumping in with advice when a friend shares a
problem rather than listening, you could evalidate their feelings first,
rather than.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Sometimes yeah it's hard, sometimes you're like idiot.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Now I'd say the next one. We also don't do
because we always include each other. It's whether or not
the person the third person wants to come to our
social things, which is excluding one particular friend from get together.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
There's always invites.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
There is always that moment when you're curating the perfect
evening when you go person like a playlist, like a playlist,
like a playlist, just like a playlist. When we don't
exclude Vorn from our get togethers, Vaughn excludes himself.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I can't do all of them. I don't have the
social stand very lately. Yes I know.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
But we'll invite you to a Saturday thing and then
we'll talk about it on Monday, and you'll be like.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well I wasn't invited. You were invited, Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
The next thing that makes you a punishing friend is
feeling entitled to your friend's time. I definitely have people
in my life, none in this room. That would be
a feeling a little bit entitled to my time. You know,
you're just like, wait, why ain't you spak your time with me?
Expecting your friend to be available whenever you want them
to be.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
People are busy.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
I don't have time for forgetting your friend's big life
events like their birthdays and stuff.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Oh my god, imagine if you were all like in
Queenstown together, do you know what I mean? And then
like on your birthday, woke up and suddenly like no
one said happy birthday to you, like the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Is this because I'm going to be in Queen's for
doctor Shawny's birthday. No, it's because last time we were
in Queenstown everyone for birthday, even though no, we didn't.
We purposely we knew it would be literally no one
remembered it until so much later than you ought to work.
We just thought it a funny gag. It's a funny
gg got funny.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Okay, Other things that make you a ship friend regularly
flaking on plans, Yeah that those people are just like
on the day, Oh sorry, actually someone's coming on busy.
It's like I moved I moved things around for you.
And also forgetting to consider your friend's circumstances. I E.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
But let's go here, let's do this, come to this trip.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
We're going here, let's go to dinner here, without ever
stopping to think like they got a mortgage, They've got
this to pay for you.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I've got a different job.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
So I actually think if this was a test as
genuine friends, I think we passed.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, I actually think we did pretty well. Well done.
And happy birthday for the next year. It's a birthday
month which you can't complain. It's a birthday. You're like, heypy.
Next year just goes.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
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silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
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your morning facts. The question we're asking today, have you
been fooled by an AI video?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
And if you are thinking no, and you shared that
trampoline video with the rabbits jumping.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
You have been fulled. And Sora's app, which has been
downloaded millions of times, it's still invite only for American
and Canadian.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
So all of these shenanigans are from American Canadian.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Friends invite only, but I'm sure it will open up
to the rest of the world soon. But yeah, the
hyper real AI videos are igniting an online trust crisis.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
We're the ones where you're watching and you're like, oh, yeah,
and then it takes a reel. There was one this
morning where a plane, I mean, I should have known
straight away, but a fighter yet was on somebody's front
lawn and I was like, I knew, but I was like,
crazier things have happened. Maybe it didn't take an emergency landing,
or someone bought an old one. And then this old
lady pops out and she's like, what a beautiful a
ten and then it goes and just the guns just

(22:01):
obliterate her in the house.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Have you seen the dog with the bazooka just like
firing at the neighbors and some of them because I
love a good internet video, yes, and when you're like
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
And now you're like, I don't even know if it's
really any way. That's the thing where we're seeking guessing
every video we see, which is good because we should
have been doing that all along. Yes, yeah, and now
it's got what does it say sour about their logo
bounces a lot of Yeah, a lot of a lot
of them can crop it out as well. Yeah, I
think that's why it's bouncing around the scenes, all right,

(22:33):
so you can tell Yeah. So and I saw a
video on TikTok of this guy saving the mother wolf
but she died and it was AI but craky heavy
in tears, emotional emotional ones. Have you been fooled by
an AI video?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Sixty five percent of people saying yes, and thirty five
percent probably just not even realizing it.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I wondered that if people even know, Yeah, some feedback
on it. Pepper said no, because I'm a cynical bitch.
That's pain. Yeah, I'm also cynical, but also a cynical birch.
I'm not. I'm just like, Okay, you love to believe it.
Mason said no, I look at the lighting. Skin textures

(23:16):
and shadows always did give away. I don't have time
when there's a fighter on the front lawn to look
at the skin. The dogs go to bazooka.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
How am I supposed to wat zoom in and see
if the fur is consistent.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Let me see, some of these videos are really good,
and that's what is.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
The ones that don't do something weird and twisted, like
you know, the Queen takes off like a rocket afterwards. Yeah,
those are the ones that that keep it so real
and so subtlely.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
You're like, the Queen wrapping with n w A was
a pretty good one. I saw that it was real.
Was that real? It was real? Confirmed? Real? She had
the day.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, that's real, Katelyn said, Rabbits bouncing on a trampoline
on TikTok And when I only realized when I looked
at the comments, I was so disappointed.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
In you get ross boss fell for that. Ah, Brian,
I said, I felt so much joy when I saw
the AI video of the dogs looking at each other
from the car while stuck in traffic, then so much
shame and sadness when I realized on the sick and
watch that it was AI. Yeah, Brian Courtney, I'm not
even ashamed to admit it. To be honest, I feel

(24:16):
like the options for there should be yes and no, Aka,
we lied or we didn't realize. We didn't realize. I know.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah, And I said the Bundy's dram jumping on the
tramp on It got me so bare yed you on
a Yes, I truly thought those dogs that were doing
high dives with toils and twists into the pool.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I want to say, I am embarrassed. And how many
people I shared it with before I realized that it wasn't.
I mean, that's that that that feels to me like
the best response. We've got a fifty dollars met cafe
voucher for you.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, Corney said. I said, yes, I always have to
tell my mum that things are fake.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's good. Yeah, I have to.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I'm just so glad my parents aren't on the internet enough.
I'm s a couple of win this range rover with
a bow on it, tell you to ruin the range rover.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
We've had a caravan order cancel, so we're giving this
away and win an e bike and ray bands type
at highlight in the comments. Yeah it's a modern plague.
Well you're gonna have to tell her if you call
from another country with a Sora logo bouncing around, that's
money so transferred to this account.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I wish dogs druged on trampolines like that, see Caitlin, Yeah,
good news is very smart dogs to teach them to do.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Wait, are you telling me that camp walking onto the
alligator is not real either? Have you seen that one? No,
I haven't seen that. Like, oh my god, that's so good,
but I want to see it, but I wanted to real. Yeah,
I'm like, what's the cant doing on that?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Delligator Ruby said, I voted I hadn't been fooled, but
maybe I just don't know it because my life has
proven ignorance is bliss exactly.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
I have. Oh, this is from my second cousin. Hello,
second cousin, This is from dam my second coment. You
can marry her. I'm not going to you used to it.
Oh my god, the care on the alligator.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Is so good I have, says my second cousin. But
my mum stefan mum.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I don't know if your second cousin should be allowed
to message and she's corresponding with it feels against the rules. Yeah,
feels abit nippo. It doesn't feel prioritizing somebody else may
have had their message not read out. Because your messages
get rid out to get sent, but then it comes
across your desk. You should make the decision.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I don't even know until right now that because I
like everything to be a surprise on.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
The show one oh one. Yeah, and my second cousin said,
I have must be playing a single on the range.
Actually she does, she's dropping a new track. Yeah, exactly,
play I have.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
But my mum also sent me a video of a
volcano blowing up in the ocean.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Off the cost of Italy coast. What did I say,
cost cost of Italy? You No, you're right, Actually she
wrote coast. That's the reflection on her. That's all on me.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
That's on you blowing up off the coast of Italy.
That's when I had to teach her about AI.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh okay, yeah wait, but there are volcanoes? Made it
so believable. Have we done a quick Google to make
sure that Italy?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Well, one of my other second cousins is in Europe
on her honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
So for today's silly little pot, we said, have you
been fooled by an AI video? Sixty five percent of
you willing to admit Yes.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
The ZM podcast network, what's going on? Ms fletched Vaughn
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Now, there's been a study done into fitness tracking apps
and popular fitness apps like Nikey Run.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
And.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
So they're analyzed data from these, from people posting about
these on social media.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, they found thirteen seven hundred and nine negatively turned
posts about fitness apps.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
But yeah, what was sort of at the core of them.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Why do why do people realistic targets?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Your own? Yeah, I know that's what was weird. Ah.
But then if you're like, I know my fitness app,
it's like how much weight would you like to lose
and how long do you want it to take? And
then it'll say for.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Your heightened you know, way on average, because it's different
for everybody, these are how many calories you would need
to do?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, and it does tell you. It's told me before.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
It's like, this is enough calories, this is too quick,
this is crash.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
You've been a dumb scause when you say fifteen cages
by tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, and well cut off a leg? Is that my
which one? Is that? The one I've used for that?
They're saying that.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah, So the targets, how it tracks your activity and
how those speeches feel day to day, like is.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
This long term sustainable? But then that's that's that's if
it's long term it's a change of habit.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
So people aren't finding them motivating. They're finding them well.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
People are, but they focused on like the negative negative
specific one. I love them.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I mean like I don't close my rings every day
and I but I don't find it.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I'm annoyed at the app Yeah, I just I just
don't know you annoyed it yourself? That does it make
you feel?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
It makes me feel like my excuses will destroy me
and take everything that I ever wanted if.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
I let them.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Oh wow, you remember that's the quote that Flitch said
to me once.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
It's favorite in my photos.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Al one thing that's mentioned in here that I've had
is when you put it in what foods you're.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Eating, you get a little very high in sodium. I
don't like that, shaming you.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
But they're like, but then that's also you don't know,
so you've been told and you're like, wow, and don't
be offended.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
On the behalf of pat Chips.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Okay, I love it when my watch buzzes me, it's like, hey,
still time.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, I think I think they like the watch. Closing
your rings keeps you accountable. Yeah, one like, oh I
haven't done enough and I haven't done enough. Yeah, And
I suppose you can make a choice like on holiday.
I mean it's hard because people are very time poor,
you know, jobs, kids, things on.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
But you can, like with the apple one, I think
years ago, I had my goal super high and it
was like failing it every day, and that did make
you feel bad, so you like.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
And then you just lower it down a bit, and
then you like to and then you just walked to
the toilet in the morning, two minutes exercise, You've done
your exercise. I have actually doubled my quota because I
went to the toilet twice. Yeah, I swear, I swear
by the watch, closing your rings, I reckon. That's the
best way. I suppose if it works for you, it
works for you.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
If some people want a bit more of a sort
of casual like as I feel it.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Approached, and then that's up to you. But don't forget.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Your excuses will destroy you and take everything that you
ever wanted if you let them.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
It's a great quote. It's almost it could almost go
up the arm you know, you could almost get that
tattoo the whole way. Yeah, the whole army. Flesh One
and Haley play z MS Fletchborne and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Do you remember the pain that came when you were
putting on a pair of jeans that were pre ripped, Yes,
put your foot in, ripped on the knee, and then
your foot would hook on the knee hole and you
ripped the whole bigger.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
So then your little sort of pre you know, just
jeans pre ripped these for me became this gaping hole
where you can see half your thigh, half your shin.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
You'd have to get it kind of sole in and
get a back stitch going on.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Get you to put a hook a stitch. Guys, ripped
and distressed jeans are back.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That was now here. They weren't for me. There was
my first start. My dad still says, you pay for
them like that, Yeah, and they did you pay for
them with a rip? Who did he say that? Too? Recently?
I'm talking in the last few months. Them like that
ruined classic stuff.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Mine was always the like the little short shorts that
had been cut with a raw hem and then they
would fray jeans and you'd have a rip in the
thing and.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Then tackle you tickle your leg and then like.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
The shorts, you're like they're getting shorter and shorter and shorter,
because the fray would frame more.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
But that's the kind of stuff that's back, the ripped knees,
the holes and the distressed gen zs behind that I
can't do this this time. They're saying that.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
They're like, oh, we're not doing like the classic. We're
not doing the mum jeans or the sort of classic
you know, you Levis we're doing. We're doing the absolute rippage,
tangled fringe and the lot and millennials are like, no,
put your foot in a hole ring. Also right down,

(32:44):
get the top of ballet.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Answer. Also, it was the fashion at the time, but bars,
some bars and restaurants wouldn't let you in your clubs
because you had ripped jeans. And you were like, but
everyone has ripped jeans now.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
So that this is the sign. Because it came it
was obviously very popular in the nineties grungey right, Kirk Cabaine,
but then also stressed, and then it went out of
fashion and we were doing our flares and our things
and then our skinny jeans and it came back in
the mid two thousands.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Millennials that's us.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
We were like, man, I used to like buy jeans,
and if they weren't ripped, you get a cut and
then you try to pray them yourself.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
And then the holes too big. Oh, now I've screwed
the jeans.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Then they went out of fashion again, because you know
that's how it works. Couldn't wear them work, could have
ripped and jeans at work, and now it's back low
rise ripped distress jeans.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Do remember stonewash. I'm still a fan of stone wash.
I like a light blue gen I don't like acid wash.
Was that white, like.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Harder like bleach? I had like bleached acid wash? Cut
off shorts that were frayed and had holes. I mean,
these these things.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
From the trash priced A pair of acid wash jeans expensive, yeah, price,
the pair of ordinary jeans and a bottle of ajax
cheaper made.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Did not look good. That's the most Hamilton story you've
ever seid.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
We should have just got a thing of exit moulden
done the shower at the same time.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
The fletch wall and Haley Begod, how outrageous was the affair,
because you know people have affairs like, oh, with the
work mate, with the.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Boss, or something pretty outrageous.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Mean it is I think all affairs are outrageous. You
know my stance on this monogamy, monogamy, monogamy. She thumped
the desk I find so.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
You know I mean it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
So there was a woman who had been with her
husbands into early twenties. They've grown up in the same
little village in the UK, went to the same school,
but in their twenties was when they got together and h.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
And the village have a stone wall. Oh, they do
have lovely stone walls. I'd love to them. I'd like
to try to build my stonewall. It would take time. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
So yeah, with her husband very happy, Da da da da.
And then she discovers this ship that he is having
an affear with her step mother, so her father's wife.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Oh okay, she discovers it on the phone.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
The whole thing comes out. The family is utterly blown apart.
Oh that's scandalous, scandalous. So this is I was reading this.
You just think, come on, mate, like, if you're gonna
have a fear, fine you do your boo. Yep, not
me monogamy, but but look further afield than your wife's

(35:43):
step mother.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, that's crazy, you know access you know they're around location, geographical.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
That's the thing. That's how fears happened. It's the workplace,
it's where people, where you are, it's just where you exist.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Yeah yeah, so that's where they happen totally. So okay,
this is what I want to know. How outrageous was
the affair? Like like you believe who it was when
you're like, okay, you're having an a fear, but with
that person, best friend or something.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I know, I'm always like, what are you doing? What
are you doing?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
I've known nurse and so as for my father, someone
just text her. Now my father had an affair with
my mother's sister, and now I have a sister who's
also my cousin.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
What well, O can't wait? Wait so your your dad's
it would be your dad's sleeping with your auntie. Yeah,
but your on your mom's sign. Yeah, that's outrageous. Which
is his sister in law not a step sister, not
a step sister? Rank that in sexiness? I don't know,
that's up to the individual. I don't know what category
that my father is an are with my mother's sister,

(36:47):
and now I have a sister who These are the
kind of stories we want to hear from you this thing.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Not rest until I find somebody that cheated on their
partner with the parent of the same gender. At rest
until I find a man who on his girlfriend with
her dad, her brother.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
I won't rest wait this phone. We will carry on
until twelve o'clock.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Someone, we're not going home. Somebody text that Oh wait,
one hundred dollars at him as a number. You can
text at nine six nine sex. What was the outrageous affair?
Oh right, we've been told to give these a big
fat pra re. Wow, there are some juicy messages coming through.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I want to know how outrageous was the affair? You
couldn't believe it was with this person, you know? With
how connected were they?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
This is a story that's gone viral from the UK
of a man sleeping with his wife's stepmom.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, not sleeping like a full affair behind the back
of the whole family affair.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
So we're and then we've immediately got a message in saying, oh,
my sister's a muscle my cousin. There's been more than
one sister cousin. Jeep, there's been more than one sibling.
I did say it will be je it will be juicy.
My grandfather slept with my nana's sister. Also growing up
with this family, house friends with them, and yeah, it

(38:11):
runs in the family because Dad's kind of done the
same thing, so he slept with her sister. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Another situation, if you're going to cheat on someone, deal
with someone completely dis is what I've always said.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
I know, like, why are you going to cheat on
someone that like people that cheat on people that look
like they're with the siblings with a twin. Come on,
I know you've already got to a different restaurant, order
something different. We had Chinese last night. Yeah, tomorrow, I
feel like Tatos Big Mac is the same and timid
as it is an Auckland.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Exactly, So go to KFC the next time.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
It's the rules. Those are the rules. We had McDonald's
last night. Tonight, We're having KFC.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh, juicy. I was seeing a therapist and we ended
up sleeping together three months after therapy began and she
was freshly married two weeks. She got pretty crazy when
her husband came home and caught us some beard.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh my god, Sory, what you're losing your license? So
many lines crossed there? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, before I was born, my grandma took off my
with my granddad's best mate and became a naturalist. Okay,
I never knew Grandpa, as I called him, I had
done him dirty like that, And after Grandma died, he
got back with his first wife and acted like it
never happened.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Watched no returns. Yeah, it's like, that's like buying underwear.
You can't return. You can't return it. Once he's touched
your crotch, you can't return. I'm sorry, someone else has
touched your crotch, you cannot return. Can't return. Speaking of which,
touching crotches no returns.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yeah, I found out that my husband had been going
to get happy aning messages and he ended up having
a having an.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Affair with her. So technically, did he just stop paying her? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Mate, because it's a it's a it's a professional service
until he's getting it for free, which crosses the boundary
into a fair territory.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yeah, and then what changes? You stop paying them? But
you say a couple of nice things. Yeah, you're pretty
you know, hours your day. So they had an affair,
we're now separated.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
They living together. Oh it worked out, Wow, a real
pretty woman situation.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, it must be some sort of agreement. I just
have to give this one a praiera talk amongst yourselves.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Trying to still figure out when in the therapy sestion,
having done therapy myself, Yes.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
When it turned to flirt. Yeah, when I'm talking about
childhood trauma, when I'm talking about difficult feelings, when does
it turn to yeah are you feeling? So? You know
this person has emotional baggage. You literally know all of them,
you know everything. It's the ultimate fixer upper. Yeah, I

(40:49):
love Reno project. My father had an affair with my
mum's cousin. They got found out because they were in
a major car accident and totally should shouldn't have survived,
nor should have been there. They spent weeks in that hospital.
When were you in the same car?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, this was in the paper. It was in the
paper apparently how bad the accident was. This is like
a long time ago massive music at the time.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Very skin busted because you have a Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
My dad cheated with my mum's eldest sister. Now I
also have step siblings, cousins. What again the grandkids call
her auntie.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
You're making this really hard for future generations. Trying to
put together their family tree.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, keeps bouncing. Do you think ancestry dot com just
era pages and logs when you're running an intense game
on the PlayStation. Ancestry doesn't know how to compute it.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Husband number one had an affair with my best friend
and I caught them in the act. Husband number of
two had an affair with his best mate's wife, and
he was a good friend of mine. So it turns out,
you know, they both had he now divorced from.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I think, stop marrying me. And it sounds like they're
too hot, you know, like that people can't stop sleeping
with hot men. Yeah, you know what I mean. He said,
I've got an aunt nanny. There are far too many
people but the nanny. There are far too many people
with any messaging, and this is insane messages sense. My

(42:19):
mother in law had an affair with her daughter's husband's brother.
She had a child with him, So my brother in
law is her uncle and brother in law at the
same time. Wait, slow down, go again, try it.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
My mother in law had an affear with her daughter's
husband's brother.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Right, Okay, anybody else put this into their own family,
it'd be like my.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Mum my mother in law had an affair with her
daughter's husband's brother. She had a child with him, So
my brother in law is her uncle and brother.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
In law at the same time a broncle an.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
My best friend's grandma had an affair with her own
daughter's boyfriend and now married.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
So this woman's boyfriend is also a stepdad. This woman's
ex boyfriend is a stepdad. Spinning my head around. This
is wild, just pre reading, just pre reading a couple
of house some of them. I can't believe this, do you?

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Di?

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Would you read this about the best friend of thirty
eight years? That's my best friend, Jess, my so called
best friend, so called so we know this is going
of thirty eight years, whom I was at the birth
of her son, bridesmaids and everything she was at my
wedding helped me. She even made my wedding dress. Was
having an a feel with my now ex husband. Oh

(43:39):
my god, that's still together and I'm happily single.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I how do you do that? You wouldn't be friend,
You wouldn't be friends with your best friend anymore after
thirty eight years.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
She's made of on a major wedding dress and the trust,
the trust has gone.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
My father had an affair with my mother's cousin and
had two children that the same.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Age as my youngest a blink. So he's impregnating people
at the same time he's fertile. He's having an affair with
his mother's with my mother's cousin.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Then he left her to get with my mother's cousin's cousin.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Family. Yeah, when she left.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
My mother shouted her as she didn't have a place
to live with my two half brothers, but half brothers
also second cousins.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Maybe walking in and be like brother you to me
second second brosins once removed? Who knows? This is wild? Man?
These messages coming in. This is not even We're only
scratching the surface. Something can't be read.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
I was sort of thinking maybe we'd get a couple
in of Oh my gosh, I couldn't believe her.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Wild pretty angry we didn't get the same sex one though,
pretty upset about that. We won't rest nine six, the that.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
M podcast network plays ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
I've long been called doubt actually on this show, haven't
I for abusing the privilege of having a friend that's
a GPA and I anytime anything happens, whether it's a
small ache or a minor rash, our dear friend, doctor
SHAWNI gets a message, often a photo, a company out
and I set free medical advice.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
In fact, the first time I introduced you to him
at a bar in Auckland, you were quite boozed. You
put your foot on the table to him, a rash.
And you've been friends of a since. It was after
your forty is born, wasn't it. And we just got
off the way hiki theory, and yeah, i'd had a tipple,
a tip, and I had a foot rash and I

(45:37):
hucked it up on that. That's right. And we have
been friends of a since. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Well it's beneficial because he can give you advice, but
he can't be.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Your doctor because I don't know. Well, you just had
other hippopotamus oath. Yeah, what's there? That's the oath that
doctors swear. The hippopotamus oath isn't hippopotamus eth. I didn't
know that. And I have a doctor.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
That's crazy, are you so, doctor of theater?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yes, yes so I But so I looked for a
new doctor this year and I found one and it
just happens to be at DTR Shawney's practice where he works,
and I've never bumped into him there because I've got
different squidgwolves and as you know, and I've been dealing
with this face rash that sort of made a grand

(46:21):
appearance because apparently heat, sweat and chlorine and balley was
not the best thing for it.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Wasn't crazy bine. Wow, what about you your minty SIGs?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Yeah, no, my holiday does not helping my body heal.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Relax, So.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
My face rash is back and it's kind of coming
back with a vengance.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I was like, oh, I've got to go to the
doctor again. And I go on to my.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
You know, practices website and you go into the patient
portal and you put in your thing, and I was like,
I need to do this immediately. I need to do
it yesterday day.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
So I can get onto the thing with some more
antibiotics or whatever.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
And I go on and there's no doctors available. My
doctor's not available. The other doctor who I see when
my doctor's not available wasn't available. The only doctor that
had anything available on Tuesday morning was mister doctor Shawney.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Did you tell him when you booked No, I love this,
So I.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Just had to book it because I was like, I
need to go and get this face looked it. And
I had been messaging him in the way that I
usually do, which is unpaid, unsolicited sitting hi photos of
my face rash.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Being like help, hop help. Yeah, So I did. I
booked it with doctor Sean properly, you were going to pay.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
I paid money, I used the service.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
It's lovely that he's finally crawing back some money from you.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
And it was so odd sitting in the waiting room
and then seeing our friend who usually like we're partying,
we're hanging out, we're on the viaduct having a margarita,
come out in his work pants, his work shirt, wow,
his doctor's mask on, and he'd come out with his
little paper and go, Hailey.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Did you have to keep it professional? On the walk?

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Absolutely walk down to that profession the whole time. He's
got a fifteen minute slot. We didn't have to up. No,
he didn't weigh me, but he took my you know,
blood pressure and all.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
That, and then ears the chigger ears.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Yeah, and he got and he got the little eye
thing to look at my skin up close.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
And he swabbed my he gave what it's going to
come back with, and then he did and then he
was It was like it was we had. It was
such a jarring experience, being like we have to actually
do the appointment. And when you see as my doctor.
It's weird when you see people like out of their

(48:55):
environment or in our environment. I don't like seeing my
friends at work. I don't know what they do. So
I went away away out we're your friends and we
work other people.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Other people, Yeah, are the friends. I'd freak out if I.
So I saw my mate Callum and like I was
working here for months.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I was like, take that off our free alfriend Mike Gibson,
like I went away with the shout out, shout out,
shout like it.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
I went away with him because he was opening a
gym down in Hawk's Bay and I was in hawks Space.
We were hanging out and he keep taking phone calls
and like, Mike's so fun and then like yeah you
get a yeah year, now we're going to need three
of those.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
If you go into the left of that, I was like, yeah,
I stop.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Yeah, it's a teacher, Like don't what I would hate
to see it it would just be so bizarre. Yeah, anyway,
I will say I will highly recommend doctor Shawna. And
then he was very proficional, You've got some cream, I've
got some crams and he was really he's invested in
the journey of the healing. And he and we did
our appointment and he gave me the little you know,

(50:00):
take that to reception and I said.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Absolutely, Well, did you say what you want me to pay?
I was like, excuse you will just gone on? Here
is here a friend's discount? No, it was a full
professional service. Wow and five stars. Okay, five star review.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
The podcast network plays ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
My parents officially are my new flatmates. They have moved
into the bedroom news tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
And it is wild that you have a warm between
a wardrobe and by I made it big enough, Yeah,
by wardrobe you mean small Auckland apartment, small fourth robe,
bigger than Shannon's Simon's, bigger than's a bad wardrobe. Does

(50:49):
it have that noise jib and that insulation.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Just normal beats and you've got hardwood floor throughout the house,
so the vibe Racians will carry through. Yeah, goes both
ways too. By the way, because it's very active sex lives.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Oh my god, my mom will be listening to be
so my god, what should be mortified? She been mortified.
Reminder it's time. Well, this is aroused them. They won't.
This will be a con on the list of living
with your parents.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
This is what I want to know right now, if
you live with your parents in any continer you have
or you have in the past as an adult, give
me the good, the bad, the ugly. Because my parents,
I've mentioned before, they spend a lot of their time
in Italy and they wanted to move up to the
sunny North.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
I'm in Auckland, I have a house and so it
just made sense and they wanted to move to the
Sunday North. They got to the humid wet part, go
to the human wet part. Thought here we shall perfect.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
But it was so funny because they they arrived back
home from Europe when we were in Balley, so that
I wasn't there, and I mentioned once I landed, I
was like, I've landed, I'm heading home. And I got
home and my dad's in the ive away with a
stabby thing getting out on my weeds, and my mom
was dusting the spiderwebs off of.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
The front windows I've been meaning to do for so long.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
And I get inside and the undercupboard of my sink
and the kitchen has been organized like a mule.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
This is good. My washing basket that I left for
Balley with two sets of sheets in there, folded two
weeks and they would have done everything you've been wanting
to do for the last two years.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I got home yesterday and my mum had gone through
the freezer and found a bag of old apples from
my apple tree, which, by the way, she picked up
and peeled months ago, which was like, you haven't bloody
in them?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
She just made an apple cake. Oh, that to me
might go under the bad listen, because I don't need
access to baking. Two four seven. I got home yesterday.
It was apple cake. I would have been baking under
both good. By the way I'm constructing a list, I
got baking under good and bad? Yes, And what's ugly?

(53:02):
Just the downright worse than bad? Yeah, yeah, worse than ugly,
like it went winter hearing them put their six noises
under ugly? Okay, because a lot of people move home
as adults. Because he's saving for a mortgage.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Money, you know, like health things sometimes so after the parents,
looking after the parents, Yes, sure, and yeah it's the yeah,
the six things having we haven't sort of fear because yeah,
and then a bad thing. I get told off because
I used to living alone.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Now, Okay, it's weird when you get told off as
an adult.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
My mom was like, thanks for turning off your alarm
because I stayed home last night.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
I my four Where were you? It was in your
spear bedroom. Okay, You're gonna get better lying couch care.
I got their care and so much the birth of
Brown care with that in the bedroom. No master, it

(54:06):
was someone in my house last time. It wasn't you
all say similar, not playing his dad but Mike. So
I've got a licks a alarm clock and it just
is on at four and four thirty. Those are my

(54:27):
like get out. You weren't there. It wasn't there.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
It was just and it and it and it plays
it says the time, and that it plays music. My
pers would have woken up at four music.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
So that's probably a downside. Okay.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
I've got somebody else said parenting but both ways, because
when your parents live with you, you parent them on
some things.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Now, as an adult. Yeah, because your internet safely. If
I was at John Mayer's house last night, that's a listener.
That's that's a lessoner. That's that's got a clear recall
of a previous conversation. Yeah, it was, they said, because
their parents still parent them like no swearing. My mom
told me off a scream if you were in my house.

(55:05):
I want parents in bad ways, but then they have
to tell them that casual racism is not okay, so
it works both ways. Okay, Well, we'd love to take
your text and calls. I'll wait a hundred dollars at
m nine six nine six to text, and we want
to hear the good, the bad, and the ugly when
it comes to living with your parents as an adult.
And maybe it just ended terribly and you just had

(55:26):
to end living together. Well, maybe you're like, I will
never not live with them again. This rules because they
do the watching and the cooking. It's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
I want to know, as someone who recently has begun
living with their parents again, the good, the bad, and
the ugly when it comes to living with your parents
as an adult.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
So far, so good, but it's only been a couple
of days. Haley forgot to mention she had a roast
last night. It was just a butterfly chock. Mom didn't
know what.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
She was like, I don't know what to cook, and
I was like, relatively healthy would be good. And she
went to the supermarket, came back. She had a butterfly work.
We had beans and broccoli.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Kermita, that's pretty good one for a Tuesday night. Yeah.
She made a gravy. Oh yeah, yeah. We had wine,
set around, listen to music. Was good fun. It's really
selling this to me.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Just sprou This is the thing that the Sprows do.
We act like we're on holiday when we're not, you
know what I mean, And we live life like that
was we one?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Yeah, that's what That's what the vibers.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
So where are compiling a pros cons the good, bad,
the good and the bad and the ugly About living
with your parents when you're an adult.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Charlotte, you lived with your grandparents? I did? How did
that go? Because that's the next level.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
There were prob and cons. I was living in their
house and they came up to stay for a month. Okay,
but they would cut me dinner every night.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I wouldn't have to do the dishes. Like that was
a bit of a breeze. How old were you when
you were living with your grandparents?

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I was.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
Twenty.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Okay, that's peak bonking years, you know, like Charlotte isn't bonking?
Was I was most certainly not bonking? Yeah, okay, that's
a corn Put that down. No bonking, no bonking, no
bonking at Nana's put that down. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
No, as soon as I wasn't home by sex, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
To Yeah, appearing both ways with you? Any actual bad
like bad science to it?

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Oh no, casual racism, trying to tell them to stop doing.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah, but that's kind of love digging the heels and
on that ship I've always seen it. Are our friends? Yes,
Oh that's so great. Charlotte, thank you so many messages?
Someone does message? And how's the boomer tick expertise with
the Sprouse seniors? No, my dad, but he reads books

(58:05):
like he doesn't care. Can we put on the under
the bad tech support? Yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Like I don't know your iCloud logan, Petsy, I don't
why I have that information.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Sounds like you need to passerord notebook. I think we
might need one little notebook.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah, put it by the router. Yes, put it on
the router. Adult child and her partner living with my parents.
Good as I love them so much and there's free
access to the booze cupboard. Oh yeah, okay, good can
literally not allowed to make a miss ugly. My partner
and I have to whisper fight now if we're having
to disagree in otherwise our parents going to evolve.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
How good it is a whisper fight in public party
or something. I'm not doing this. I'm not stopped. You
always you have to, I'll walk out. I'm gone. Okay,
I'll tell them you've you tell me you do explain
to them. I'm gonna go. Will You're not gonna worry here?
That's mad? Do you call me a psycho? What's the flash?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Oh my gosh, the last word. My brother is twenty eight,
lives at home Mam and dad. Let him sit up
as DJ Dix in the office and speaking. This must
be so tell me cranks up that drummon bass. You
must look at your wife and be like, where did
we go wrong?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Glinda? Do you live with your parents? Hi? Guys, A
big big fan of you? Oh, thank you, fan of yours?
Glender So I've got your first album, wow big and
your workers working Witch of the West. Wow. I get
that all the time.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
I'm sure you do.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
So I apologize for going there.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
That's all right, I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
So my in laws live with me?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Yeah, well shall I say live with us?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
And but yes, that's the general aspect of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
But they actually really lovely and I love them to bits.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
But yeah, living with us all the other things.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Yes, food is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Done coop, this is a clean great, it's awesome. But
the next part of it is that, you know, you
buy all this new technology, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
They don't have a air fryer, So now I buy
air fryer and it's broken within a month. How do
they break that? Do they press the buttons to do
they fill it up with oil?

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
When they when they take the actual tray out and
they're putting it in, they like jam it back in
and the next minute the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
And it's not it's not like it's a cheapy you know,
it's like, you know, came and I'm proud of that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
And then it's you know, also, it's like technology. Do
you know, it's like the TV.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
It's like TV not working today.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Yeah, Okay, well something has happened with your TV. You
have happened. Yeah, it sounds like you've got it pretty
good though, Glinda.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Yeah, I do, well, we do.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
We have a pretty good We do love them lots.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
And if you're listening, I love you guys really, but they're.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Not they don't know how to turn the radio. But
if you are listening, a new ear Friday for Christmas
would be a great Chris, it's a nice one from
not leaving and came out, Glinda, thank you. Some messages.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Somebody said, having a lie about where you are if
you're going out for a night of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Oh yeah, even though you're an adult and you can
do whatever you want. So I would put that onto tracking.
How long do you reckon before they say something about
your partying? Yeah? Where are you? You've been out a
few nights in a row. Yeah, just noticing. And then
you were saying on Friday, how exhausted you are and
you're not resting and you we've gone out Friday, Saturday.
Where are you. It's Sunday afternoon. We don't know where

(01:02:03):
you are. You might actually need some of that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Somebody moved in with their grandparents and they split up
with their son's father. Saved so much money because they
paid all the bills. I gave them a you know,
one hundred dollars a week sort of koha, got a
luxurious dinner each night, and even had help with the baby,
and they looked after him during the day so I
could go back to it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
But I got a boyfriend and he wasn't allowed to
come over.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
You see, that's because you can't just have casual people
your grandparents hounds.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
So i'mder bad am I putting possible traditional values. Yeah yeah,
not under this Christian roof. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
traditional value unless out. Yeah, you've got a little Jesus
on security to watch over them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
I would say, bad signs of a small bonking windows. Yes,
you know, because my mum's a speedy shopper, a speedy bonker.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I don't know. I can't vouch for that, Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I lived with my parents and we weren't allowed to
eat takeaway, so my wife and I used to sneak
takeaways them because they were so judging of what we ate.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Judge that generation man judge dance again, interesting interesting nuggets.
Last night, I started to look like a filar fish.
Oh jie nuggets. I've got this little shredded lettuce.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
I moved back in with my parents, and when Mum
found out that I was on tender shehe burst into tears.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I was in my twenties. She married dad at nineteen.
Oh yeah, she'd probably seen that sixty minutes thing about
tinder here and all the people dying every other sixty minutes.
It's ever involved any dating apps.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
My friend is a highly respected and highly qualified anestheticist.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Anesthesiologist. No, it doesn't have the ologist part of it.
Oh yeah, it needs to ts just getting easy to say.
Yeah title, Yeah, it must be a night later sleep doctor,
sleep doctor, yeah, sleepep sleepy doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Apologist, So it was apologist.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
When she goes to stare with her parents, they still
tell her off for living dishes in the sink. But
then if she can find her spinal board to put
an empy duril on them, and she can find where
the dishwasher is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
So much bigger. If we had to summarize the list
worn for our good, bad, and the ugly, I'd say
the bad just take it. But the goods are really good,
really good. The goods are really good because the good
the good list is a lot of time consuming chores.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Totally, and I will say like people saying they get
to live with their grandparents, how cool?

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Like we go short lives, never gets this time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Totally totally. And also my mum, yeah makes apple cake,
so ye play fact of the Day, day day day
day Do do do do do do do do Do
Do Do Do do do do do do doo doo doooo.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Today's this week expected that the famous Japan because I
love to play in that for nicexpiss for instrument, Japan
came up for a.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Couple of times. It's it's been like the destination in
the last few years. And my friends have bains so
many the last couple of year. Yeah, it flooding Japan ausis. Yeah,
a lot of Assis, like they're everywhere. They're in the
Creek Islands. You them think about them as that quiet
and respectful exactly like the Americans. They have yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:05:33):
yeah yeah, and we're like the Canadians were just kind
of washing. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
So today inspected day about Japan is Japan has roughly
ten percent of all of the world's active volcanoes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
It is very volcanic. Isn't that very volcanic.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
It's because four major tectonic plates meet and collide. The
Pacific Plate is sliding underneath northern Japan. The Philippine Seaplate
is coming from southern Japan. The Eurasian Plate.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Sounds hot, it is going, is coming in from the west.
Euro meets Asia and the north. Have some light skin
and blue eyes with some tan skin and blue eyes.
I know, Sorry I triggered you gosh, Yeah, you know
that's the show's kryptonite.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
The Eurasian Plate pushing in from the west, and the
North American Plate overlapping from the northeast.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
So the four converging on it very similar to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
A in the fact that we know, you know, drastically
shaped our landscape by the tectonic plates.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yeah, but they do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Our two are doing a range of different things. Sometimes
they just smashing together and going up someone alps. Sometimes
one's going under another, yeah, Wellington area, and then up
the top of the trenches.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Where they're both pushing down. Like we've got a lot
going on tectonically.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Yeah, they've got the four major tectonic plates meeting it,
and so they've got one hundred and eleven active volcanoes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
You never hear of them, like going off there. You
always hear the know in Indonesia, the Philippines always have
active yeah, the burger active ones. So there's there's some
in Japan that are constantly in a state of eruption.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
So yeah, I mean Mount Fuji is Japan's tallest peak
and at last erupted in seventeen oh seven. So it's
like what they considered dormant but constantly monitor because's less
than one hundred kilometers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Away from Tokyo. So it went up and it's a
big dog.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Yeah, if it went up, one of the world's most
populous cities would been a fair bit of trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yeah, but I've got another one, Mount Aso. You can't
say that had the ass and Aso Kushu one of
the largest volcanic coldieras so like twenty five kilometers across.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Oh wow, active volcano. You can drive down into it.
But like the really the smell of it, the sulfur
and everything, and it's active. There's one called Kagoshima which
wraps almost daily and it spews the ash on a
nearby city.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I'd probably move sounds like a dusty knight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
once in island and nineteen fourteen it erupted so much
that it joined joined it to the main land. And
so as part of daily life you have to get
up onto your roof and sweep the dust off, sweep
the ash off.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
I just.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I wouldn't have a roof.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
And then there's Mount near Nagasaki. There's Mount Us and
it is the sort of the deadliest eruption in seventeen
ninety two tril landslide and a tsunami.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
And that's also why they have.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
So many Tsunamisamia is affective Japanese word meaning harbor worth.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
It gives big Japanese Yeah, the STI army. So the
silent tears some kind of putting me off going to Japan.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
I've got good points to how rich they are volcanically,
as it's given a rise to onsen rings across the
country and mineral wretch GFM or water that's used for
heating homes, cooking, bathing, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Know, like relaxing and instagramming and instagram know, yeah, as
we want to do. They constantly mindit. Seven million people
live within ten kilometers of an active volcano. Goodness, jam,
isn't that crazy? What an interesting place. So today's spect
to the day. Also, this is, by the way, not
in any way spont con by Japanese tourism, although we

(01:09:11):
are happy to take them on board for the last week.
As long as there's a bit of you scratch my back,
I'll scratch scratch, will give me back, will happily go
to Japan, happily taken on the name. Oh everybody, if
we must, if we must, Today's fact of the day
is that nearly ten percent of the world's active volcanoes

(01:09:32):
are in Japan. In fact of the day, day day
day day. Yeah, do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
Do Play it ems Fletch Vaughn and Haley plays it
ms Fletch one and.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Haley Von's ten dollars suburb. Well, we've given away so
much cash, oh my god, an unreal amount. It is
just absolutely flying out of Vaughan's bank account. Exactly Vaughn's
ten dollars suburb. If you are in the suburb that
we randomly generate now and you're the first caller through,

(01:10:18):
you will win Ready's biggest cash prize ten dollars. Radio
is fastest cash payout because you will get the money
in your bank account as soon as Borne transfers it
as soon as the ads come, depending on the bank. Yeah,
now I don't know what is the hour? What is
the Well, it's same if it's the same bank, right,
that's it's meat yet otherwise it's up to an hour

(01:10:40):
or an hour. Yeah, well we're in Wellington. Kari Kari. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I have fond memories of Karori because that's when my
first boyfriend lived. Oh okay, used to catch the bus
up to Karate or sorry to my dentist.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
And how often will you going to the dentist? I
was okay, way that skill? Who was falling for that
queen Margaret College? Did you have braces or something?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
I did for a bit right, yeah, very very nice
old houses bushy Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
So if you are in the suburb of Kadori right now,
you don't need to live that, you just need to
beat and they're traveling through in the postcode area.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
It's about sizeable suburb, but it's also got it's also
got a fear bit of bush.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Beares.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Caller through from Kudori eight hundred times at him right now,
Wellington's Green Valley of Carmen Colder Sacks. It's described half suburb,
half sanctuary is where Wellingtonians.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Go to nest. Maybe maybe it's randomly chosen a suburb
with too much bush, too much bush, and we won't
get enough court. We won't get a call because of
the bush. Do you radio stuff in the bush?

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
The Wellington Botanical Gardens which is on Tenancorey Road, is
that part of because that's just that the sort of
is land here, that's where it just changes just past
the gardens.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Yeah, we're about to you look the Wellington Botanical Gardens. No,
what's that Thornton? My boundary is there is Curtis Street
and well let's see Amy is called through. Good morning Amy, Hi,
how's it going? Really good? First caller through from coy
Let's check that you're there though. Are you currently in

(01:12:37):
the suburb? Yes, I'm just about to leave the suburb.
I'm in my car.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Okay, okay, where about we're about? Are you right now
in your car? I'd recommend pulling over.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Should I pull over? Because I don't want to leave.
We've had people that have exhibited the suburb and we've
had to deny it on you immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Yeah, okay, okay, I'm just I'm just coming out of
I'm just pulling over in a safe space.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
I'm just leaving my half, which is thirty four made
your who address on the radio. That's all right to
do that, quite like that. But what road was it?
Dusty Street? Duffy up the duffy duffy? Do you do you? If? If?

(01:13:28):
Why no? D u t h I e up the
duffy doofy. The entirety of Doothy Street is in. It's fantastic. Okay,
so we're giving it to I don't want to run
out of her personal home address. But maybe can you

(01:13:50):
see any any house on that street? Well, that's a
big brick one. They're all old house. Look what about
on street viewers, you're a giant? Is there a giant
corner of Dusty and gips g I I don't know.

(01:14:13):
Council might actually need a little a rena. I think
we call them travelers travelers. I'm at the corner on
the travelers, and that is that is some of this.
I expected that giant to be on public land, but
that's in somebody's front yard. Okay, are we giving it?
What a minute? Is that the house you're outside, that's

(01:14:36):
that's your do you have to deal with all the
worried about that falling over tree person coming tomorrow, But
there we go. I mean she's gonna let maybe that
ten dollars can go towards an arborist. Yeah, that'll help. Congratulations, Amy,
you have one today, ten dollars suburb Oh thanks guys, well,

(01:15:02):
thank you, life changing amount of money. It's the library
still and yeah it's still going strong. Haley sually the library, Hailey,
So I never the library to go there and the
lastery before I go to my boyfriend's house. Amy, congratulations

(01:15:24):
on the line one is going to transfer. So you're
now with ten dollar suburbs.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Plays plays.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Let.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
People are calling out a behavior called chat fishing, which
we all know what catfishing is, pretending to be something
hotter than you are and then.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Surprise your aim in person.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Chat fishing is when people have been using AI like
chat Chipet to help them craft little messages, little you know,
little flirty banter on their age or their bumble or whatever,
and then they meet in real life and they've got
no banter.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Yeah, because you can't just be using AI while you're
sitting there at a restaurant or a bar. Do you
have to come up with your own organic words. Yeah.
And so there was a woman who name is Rachel.
We welcome Rachel to the show. She's not actually here.
Welcome Rachel.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Welcome Rachel. Georgia can give Rachel. That's Georgia. To be clear,
Rachel is not on the show. Rachel said she was
on a dating app with a guy on Hinge Deep
Emotional Chemistry, and she was like this is electric, Like,
oh my god, we're hitting it off.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Does Hinge have the built in AI because a lot
of apps are going that way where it'll just be
like rewrite this or I mean some people are copying
pasting from like AI, but a lot of apps are
now starting to like you can tell when I message
because it's so miss no game does a recap, Yeah,
like I you's been a whole check. You can just
be like, give me the AI recap and it'll be

(01:16:57):
like so and so I said, this is my words
that I wrote some mute the group chat, but I
don't go back and read it and get it to summarize.
I just don't know things. I just went into a
messenger chat and just wrote a sentence and then I
can collect the little AI symbol and it'll just be
like and rephrase it. I can rewrite it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
But so whatever, people are using it to come across
as more charismatic. They're calling it AI generated charm, more
emotionally intelligent conversations. Keeps them smoother, not so clunky, makes
us think that you're all like And then you're like
face to face with them over a past and they
don't have anything to say, and they just she said

(01:17:37):
in person, God shall we pause for the red?

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
We had ravioli and Bali was amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Bali.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Oh my god, we're doing that thing Hayley did last
time she went to Bali. But it's hard to stalk
to Bali, isn't it? Full circle moment? Tell me more
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
It's a side effect of Barley Bally, the same parasites
that are currently making me wee out my bum Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Have you got a bit of that? Got a touch?
I thought I was better yesterday, ate a lot of
beige foods, but then had a rich dinner. Oh baby,
she's back at this morning. I was but at least
you're flashing out. It's not coming out the gods. It
is weird that I haven't lost anyone. I'm actually puts
away from our trip, even though I'm sure it's all exited. Yeah,

(01:18:27):
and a time of fashion, but it's a side of it,
the same parasites. That's that your stomach infest your brain
and you all you can think of out great things
about Barley.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Well this person, Rachel who we welcome back to the show,
when on the state with this person and said he was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Awkward and dull, and soon he was like, I know
exactly what's happened.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
You've cheted gpt'd your charm and now that you're here,
you've got no game, no banter.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
How you chet GPT into bed? Do you think you could?

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Do?

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
You think you just switched to voice notes to stop
that happening. I love I switched the voice notes pretty quickly.
When I'm doing my flirty and sprowl on the Prowls
on the prow Shore, sheill had a voice note real
so like video calls where you can't do that and
you just put them on the spot with questions.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Yeah, I love it, and also it helps I don't
know you get a vibe check from their tone.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
TV ship can't fish. People are in three year relationships
with Chris Brown voice, change to voice or do video
somebody else pot them off it. Yeah, well I will
be aware.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
I think to be a weird that we're onto it. Yeah,
and just be yourself. Yourself isn't good enough, then you'll
die alone. And that's also fine. Honestly, it's fine. I
write a whole song about it. It's fine. It's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Another one in the bag, and it's a Fasanci bag
as well. If you enjoy that, give us a writing
and review, and be sure to tell your mates you
don't sound sincere there, but I'm just reading what's written here.
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