Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 30th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the Fog Pond thanks to animates making
happy happened for pets.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Good morning, Fleach Morn and Haileyo. It's two minutes past sex, Kira, Kira,
good morning. Now, you went out last night. I didn't
have a late night. I did?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Why?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I just yeah, you were just sleeping on the floor.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah, I just I went out for dinner with a.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Friend quote unquote okay.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
And I just ate too much food and then couldn't
slam right.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, I'm happy for this because that has given us
another installmentive Sprowl on the Prowl, I know we'll talk
about after seven o'clock. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I date last night, so one part of it was
quite embarrassing and you just had to sit in it
for the whole day.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
The top Sex is coming up and a wild story
out of Saudi Arabia. They want to build a sports
stadium atop a building, a skyscraper with a sports stadium
on the top. How tall is the sky tower?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
If them the skytower, because it's three hundred meters that
it'll be a skyscraper and at three hundred meters there
will be a forty thousand seat stadium. Yeah, how about
so the skytower to the tippy top at three hundred
and twenty eight meters.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, isn't that just insane?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
You'd feel sick. Also, the AI generated images that they
release with this story don't make sense because the building's
not wide enough to support that stadium. It wides out,
which is unusual for a building. It goes up and
then it wides out, and then a massive part of
the stadium is literally cantilevered. Yeah, I hate. It's not

(01:46):
going to be for everybody. I mean, it's hard enough
pouring in and out of stadiums as it is. Totally,
they're on the rush now because I've got the top
six reasons that there could be problems with the Skystadium.
It's coming up in the top six.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Next on the show, though, let's kick things off with
some great news for you two bald brothers.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh okay, things might be turning around. They finally invented
a comb for bald people.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, yeah, just scratches the scalps just to.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Stand play in. Fleshorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
My bald brothers were able to grow your hearback.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Now, what hair style would you.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Go with probably just still pretty short.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
You keep it short.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't know. I wouldn't want to have to get
it like styled regularly.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Imagine even get.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Hair counts all the time, so you just keep it
like buzz that all along, I think, and every now
and then just get it trimmed. Yeah, I think I would. Maybe,
I don't know. It's so weird. I couldn't imagine having
here now.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I can't imagine, because like here for guys is a
big thing. I fellow like a few like male hair dresses,
and like they I can't imagine. I can't imagine a
guy styling is here every day, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
So I get it as well, Like just even.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Here, I wore a hat every day.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Good yeah, gosh, but you regret that maybe you rubbed
it off.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Maybe works it was. There was a time when I
did fudge a little bit.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Ye fudge get thick balm. Yeah yeah, Well I'm asking
you this because it's gonna happen, And this is you
can great your hair back if you want.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
They've tested in mice.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Where do we stand on that?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't know. Well, do you remember when we saw
a rat? I've been catching some monster rats out my
place later Norwegian ship rats from Norway because and then
and then the trap goes cup I am.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
And then.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
So the National Taiwan University, there's some researchers that have
been looking into baldness, trying to cure it, and they've
developed a serum that they say is like revolutionary. They
did it in mice, and mice regrew here within twenty minutes.
Now I want to know how they got rid of
it twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I think they don't. Don't they genetically modify the mouse
or the mice to meace, the meace to pieces, like
to make them like those bald cats.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh, because I was like, do they take them to
the Casey clinic can get laser here removal first and
then grow it back.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
This would also be would this be good for women
or any men with thin here? Yeah, is out.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Most of mine is fake and I use monoxidal, which
is like the only current topical heir loss treatment that
most people use.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
And then and then it's transplants, all that laser stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, this is bad news for Turkey, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Terrible news? So the serum, so they've created the serum.
It triggers a biological response. It activates hair follicles stem
cells using natural mono saturated fatty acids.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
But does this mean you're back here will go crazy? No,
because it's topical. It's where you put it. It's you
put it. What if you and then you go outside
and it's raining and then you get hairy titties? No, okay,
what if you're putting on the cream and you drop
a little bit on your cheek or your nipple and
then it just grows here? Yeah, is a joke by

(05:13):
the feet. Yeah, and out hang you up till it
drips off, till drips off, or as you as your
friends are sleep and you draw like a d n
B on on the back.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Like girls get the serum and just rub it on
their upper lip, rub it on the rapper up every
night you flip, rub it on the upper lip, rub
it on the upper lip, and she's like.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh my god, something with my wal They come out
one morning they've got like a full police mastache.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Sell it like slug on their lap.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Well, it's they're they're pretty excited about this advancements. I
mean nearly like fifty lose the hair.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
So yeah, rub it in rub it in the.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
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Speaker 1 (05:51):
One and halesining stuff. The old the old AI is
a rapid advancement. It's happening so quick. Letters and Sora
is the AI of the day. Yeah, this is the week,
the only available by invite Canadians Americans where you know
you'll be seeing all these videos reading this, I can

(06:11):
see where they're staying out of the EU. You know
how the litigiously European they just have rules, don't they
a strict rules, strict rules, and you know, see where
they're staying out of that so far because they're in
like a minefield of legal stuff at the moment. And
the latest one is that Cameo.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
The celebrities shout out, Yeah, you pay celebrities sign up,
they make a cart, Cameo makes a little cut and
you can get personalized videos from celebrities, paying different amounts
for how famous they.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Are and their D grade reality starts right, pay big,
big bucks to get some big ones.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah yeah, but the majority of people on Cameo is
like a horn horn, I'm on Cameo.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
So Cameo is suing Sora or chat GPT, the company
that is that because Their new feature is called cameo,
and you can take your friends and get them AI
to be doing things like you could take a photo
of your friend, get a face scan, and then have
them doing, for example, uh, the world's hardest ice skating tricks,
the backflip on a stand up paddaboard. There's actual examples

(07:18):
that I can see on the screen here, backflip on
a standup padboard. And then they can chuck that on
their dating profile. Years But what now are you saying?
Now even dating profiles, we're going to be like, is
that person even at much a picture? Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Absolutely? But also how far can it go?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Like could you take a picture of me, you know,
doing something illegal and you know, like take a picture
of me and make it look like I'm doing heroine,
you know, and then you send it to and I
lose my job.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Right, there was an influencer and they made that's the
sports reporter and they may do a flash of boobs
and she's on, I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
I didn't I'm going to see that.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, but if you do that to me, mate, my
bob's real nice.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Also just cutting cameos line, so no, it's well kind of,
because you can deep fake celibrities? Is that specifically saying
the fact they've called it cameo is diluting their brand? Right,
So it's a naming thing. It's the fact that they've
used the term cameo. But you don't need to pay
a celebrity now to give your friend a shout out
because you can just generate it and celebrity because celebrities

(08:28):
are opting out of their image being used. Correct, the
celebrity opts out? How do you opt out? I think
you have to legally serve it. I think by default
you're included until you're not included. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's a bitter and vasive that's so they are.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
There's actually a really good quote here that I wanted
to find from somebody that works at cameo. There they're
confusing customers to associated with a SATs hastily made AI
slop and deep fake crap featuring celebrities, deep fake cramp.
What is ursats tonight? It's a word I've never heard.

(09:09):
It's six liters long, so it's not going to be
in a word. Thank god. Every time now I see
a five little word that I don't recognize.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I'm like, well, that'll be word.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
So ersatz is a product made of you, made or
used as a substitute, typically an inferior one or something else.
Oh yeah, like come around the team, version version up.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, if you could get your image AI doing something,
what would it be?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Like if you could Aimes climbing over us to whatever?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I love every time I see it and I watch
it and like I love them and maybe I'd like
to be able to it. And it's mostly because I can't. Well,
have you ever seen that dude who winds up the
surf cast and win he's fishing and he winds it
up and it's going to glow in the dark syncrona
and he goes and it just goes. I'm sure you
could learn to do that for real. Now, let's just

(09:58):
a I that can stand on top of Everest.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
You're doing the splits.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm literally mounting.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Every in the top of the world. I think you'll
be asking for frostbite, class bite, Nell.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Flen and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
So it's payday. It's pay day tomorrow, right, Yes?

Speaker 8 (10:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I had a big.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Bill paying day yesterday and I really drained that thing.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
It's the point where it was at at the.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Ends drigs in the internet banking.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, so that there was a study in America that
looked at how quickly American employed Americans, Ah, how quickly
they're spending their paycheck, and half of the average Americans
are spending it within two days of getting paid.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Like it's all gated and done. What do you want
to you want to make sure you pay your you know,
your mortgage, you your rent straight away totally.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
So that's the bulk of it that they were saying.
It goes to necessities like your mortgage.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Read the beer, the beer necessities. Beer.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I was like, no, no, beer is not a necessity nessary.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
You need to pay beer necessities, gro gros cities, necessities,
you rent, your mortgage, credit card, bills or everything.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
And with them doing that, pay comes in yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Gone, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
So I mean then you've got your food, salt, and
all your bills and everything. But I'm trying to think
about how quickly I would spend mine, because it does.
You don't spend it all if it doesn't like line
up with your mortgage, but like it does go quite quickly.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
If you're renting your mortgage is coming out like midweek. Yes,
and you've got the end and you want to leave
it there and hope that you don't get too drunk
and out. You're going to jack it up if you're
paying rent or mortgage the day you get paid, that
pays mortgage comes out and goes into a separate account,
and no touchy touchy.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Yeah, but I can touch all my separate.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
No touchy, touchy touched it another round? Your paid.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
That looks nice. This is looking so nice. You let
your ring comes out on Tuesday. It this looks so nice.
So apparently Millennials, we're spending the fastest. Okay, we spend
forty percent of the paycheck in twelve hours, which is
the fastest of any group. Then it's Gen Z's, and
then it's baby boomers because baby and they were saying
the reason is that they have much less financial stress
at the Yeah, only.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
They bleed the housing market drident. They pulled the market
up by the ankles and just let it out.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
We were like, hell, take me worth it. It's like
the rapture, you know what I mean? Yeah, if someone.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Was getting raptured and I was being left on earth,
I'd grab their ankles.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Take me with you, I reckon if you had a
look around at the people being taken versus the people
that are still here, it might be worth hanging around.
I think it's be more fun. It's going so much
more fun with us. Let's stay Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Z m's fledged Vaughn and Hayley play z MS flesh
one and Haley from.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
The fletch Onore and Haley group chat. This is the
top six. Hello, there's Saudi Arabia set to build the
world's first sky stadium. It is going to be able
to boast boast a capacity of forty six thousand people.
So jeez, what's that? That's not smart? Yeah, yeah, it's not.

(13:24):
It's not eating park because that's in the fifties, right,
But forty six thousand at an altitude of three hundred
and fifty meters above the ground is a huge note thing.
So the new standing in the building and crashed it
for perspective is thirty thousand because that thing looks and
that thing looks huge, so imagine that. But begger on
top of a skyscraper.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I don't want to imagine. It's flitch, I don't. You
could not get me up there.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It would be just slightly above the height of the
sky tower. Ye, three hundred and fifty meters above the ground.
So yes, from the viewing platform that is skytout three
hundred and thirty something. Yeah, yeah, just above the skytwel
for perspective of like forty taller than the shad in London.

(14:06):
That big pickle looking insane. Hey, so they asked they've
kind of put out the Saudi Arabia has said, sparedo expense,
we want your concepts. They released fifteen concepts of the
high tech stadiums that are going to be completed before
August twenty thirty four. It won't happen, no, no, but
you know what happens in these countries. They shep all

(14:29):
the labor overs from you know, neighboring countries, the Philippines.
You know, people go fall down left shafts and catch yeah,
and they just say, no, you didn't he didn't die here. Yeah,
there's no this lacks health and safety. Let's put it
that way. Yeah. So there's a few other designs with
the skytop. One is like everybody's favorite because it's so

(14:49):
extravagant and it hasn't been done before. But for all
with issues. And here's worn Smith's top six problems with
the sky Stadium Number six. On the last there's the
ball over the side. It's a sex and out if
they played cricket up there. I mean, if you play cricket,
there's cricket balls that have got on the roof and
over stadium. So I've never seen anyone kick a rugby
ball on the roof of like over the year. But

(15:12):
if you were playing football up there and you had
a penalty shot, you'd forego the point. It would be
the first person to put a ball off the top of.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Who's there in Saudi Arabia underneath being like you.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Know, even sky stadiums thirty four and a half thousand,
so the stadium would be bigger than cake Tin in Wellington.
That's not Also, do yourself a favor in google it
or you need to google a Saudi Arabia sky stadium.
It's and like the candilever on because you know stadium
are more oval. This is a square building that kind
of branches out to accommodator, but there's still a huge

(15:47):
candilever on. It gives me the screaming.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Shiit same, it makes me feel, It makes my skin crawl.

Speaker 9 (15:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Number five on the list of the top six problems
of the sky stadium. Hot chips get cold real quick
because you're an altitude. Oh yeah, wind blows. Yeah, I'm even.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Getting all the chips. Do you know what, imagine they
run out of chips, Like.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Maybe they can take the levy of foil container, you know,
to keep them warm and be helpful, like a little
thermost for chippy. Yeah, chippy thermipy thermost. I think stadium,
even stadiums on the ground should look into that because
they go so cold. They do because they see it
often in the warmer for a long time. It's just
a great idea, really, yeah, chippy thermost. Number four on

(16:29):
the last of the top six problems are with the
sky stadium. The wheeze from the eurin or when you
go to the toilet. Yeah, just go straight out.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
The side of the spreads us out into the city below.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, menage down the windows of the floors below. Imagine
all the utilities that would need to come down from
a stadium. It's it's there's an infinite amount of things.
This is not happening. Is not happening. No, it's not.
Number three on the less of the top six problems
of the sky Stadium. You know, the lines to get

(16:59):
into a stadium with the games about to play. We
experienced that when we went to the All Blacks with
bats Bread. Now imagine those lines are for lifts. Oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yes, because the building that it's projected on like it
looks skinny.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's not. It's it's not Skytower skinny, Skytower skinny, but
it's not like fad apartment. But it's going to stadium
on the top. You'd need hundreds of left.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, exactly to get thousands and thousands, thousands of people.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah. Wow. Number two in the last of the top
sex problems of the sky Stadium. Drunk people just straight
up falling off the edge. You would.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
It's like on cruise ships.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah. God, did you say they found that person that
Australian woman that went missing from the cruise ship unaccounted
for when at the end of the day. No, they
found her washed up on the No. No, no, I shouldn't
fall off the cruise ships. She just never came back
from the day activity. Oh right, shoot, oh, what happened?

(17:54):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Hey, what happened?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I don't know. And everyone on the airs of the top,
sex problems to the sky sad and the only real
sport that could be played there would quidditch. Yes, I'd
watch a game the top of the tower. We're already up
in the sky. Yeah, what could possibly Harry Potter's bloody
chasing the golden snitch over the side. Fletch has got
no idea what we're talking about. I've seen that. I've
seen the first.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I've seen the first one with broomsticks and golden snatch,
and there's a wizard all wizards.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
And then that guy with no nose. He's in the
first one. He's in the seventh, but I know from
the first of the seventh. I think I've seen one
five and I've seen one and seven. Yeah, Potts today
plays plays. We have received our Airbnb review for our

(18:47):
best friend's holiday to Barley. We took some days off
into Barley's that a villa, which is a very popular
accommodation style and Barley. They kind of walk down some
weird alleyway and you're just kind of like we're about
to be margked, and then there's a little and a
cat with a twisty tail, rubbish and stuff, and then
all of a sudden, you're like open a gate and
then you're in this beautiful tree that's some there's some

(19:10):
other pool in the middle. You can see why it's
so many Aussies and Kiwis go.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Oh, yes, it's pretty close and it is litterle paradise.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah. So the villa was very lovely. A bedroom each, yeah,
a bathroom, air conditioning, sort of an open area you know,
for living, socializing and such. It was beautiful. So imagine
one afternoon when I say, I'm just gonna need a
little nap time difference, bad sleeps taken out of me.

(19:39):
I need a little nap, and I go in and
my two best friends decided to absolutely get older person
music super loud. I discovered a new drink they both
really took a liking to. It was a local barley
made mahido in a can. It was actually delicious. I
think about importing them into New Zealand. They were pretty good,

(19:59):
because my problem with anything in a can is it's
always too sweet. Yeah, and they weren't. They weren't. They
weren't too sweet anyway. So I go there for a
little light out and put my ear plugs in and
I my eyemask on and I maybe get a little
hour and a bit kip. All right, it was an hour. Yeah,
I come out music blaring, these two shit face in
the pool, cans floating in the pool, and I'm just like,

(20:21):
excuse you, Tube, what is going on? And then their
whole tirade around their new theory about recycling.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Is if it never goes in the landfill, we're protecting
the earth. Yeah, because Flitch does this sometimes when you drink,
you just get this naughty mood. And he just finished
his first can and we were swimming and he just
looks at me and just goes like hips it in
the thing. And then that was just how we got
rid of the dozen.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
The dozen drinks. Yeah, so I walk out there's just
cans floating in the pool, music blaring. There is a
photo of that on my Instagram as well. It made
the carousel because it just was a fun memory. We
would laugh. We did clean up afterwards, and I think
the next morning we went to you to dive in
and get one pool. Candidated cans when they fill up

(21:08):
with water famously don't float anymore. When we checked out,
I will say I cleaned my I never leave a
hotel or at ebnb like dirty the covers put things
in the ben Well, we have received our first review
because the people who clean. This is the other thing
I learned. The people that cleaned the villa kind of
live on site. Yeah, they were living next door literally

(21:29):
and the rule was no parties. Yeah, but we didn't
have any parties.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
It was literally just the three of us listened very
loud music.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Well there wasn't just the three of us, so a
couple of people had some visitors and we were going
to that here now but I will maybe and uh,
you know the ps I'm coming and going loud music
and dressing other stuff. I was just like, thank god,
this isn't I don't have an air BnB account, but
thank you? What have you not have any BnB? Oh

(21:59):
my god? Somebody else? Okay, Well the why the reviewers
and from our friends and of course of barm in
these names a pleasure to host. The villain was left spotless.
House rules were respected and communication was smooth throughout. Truly

(22:20):
ideal gifts. Welcome back anytime. I highly recommend to any host.
Bullshit rules were respected. It wasn't It wasn't Villakiki that
Max was looking thinking of there.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Wow, well we managed a great review and five stars
by the way, five stars, Yeah, I did, Yeah, it
was I said it was beautiful. Yeah, although I did,
I did say the cats could have been cute because
they're very manky cats. That black cat that was from
the last that was exceptionally cut. That cat that hung
up by the villa, it looked like a ghost. I

(22:54):
actually loved when I go overseas seeing like cats in
other countries. Cats do in other countries are always they
just seem so happy and they're just cruising around just
living their best life.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh god, but okay, our villa cat was mainjy like
you were. You were raiding the barley cats and you
wanted two.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Out of five. I would have preferred the squirrel it
was to monic. Apparently it's squirrels.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yeah, there were squirrels.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
There were bats, and there were demons in the in
the BnB as well, but we can't talk about that.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
The fleets one and Haley beg Pod but dry.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
After Balley you're as I've been crisped. Yeah, just store
for time, guys, because I'm still not paying for YouTube,
so it's just a game.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Surely now you member expense.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It should be yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah no, Now
I've got the music. I don't just got to find
the the spot we always need should mark that. I
know it's well into the song before they first say okay, okay,
here we go, here we go, here we go, have fun,
sprab on the prow, spra the pre out there. Look

(24:04):
I have some fun. It's with every word. I really
should get into the really should get into the studio
and record that.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, we really should. God this so much to record.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
So there's only so much time in the day.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's run about this time that the text machine starts going,
wait a.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Minute, are you single? She's cheating?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
I am a single.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Mangle, you're single, ready to mingle?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Single and rather ready to mangle. In fact, I mingled
last night. I don't know what it found grows to say.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I went on a date, is what I mean?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Okay, went on a date, get some foods, have some drinks,
hang out with a gentleman.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
I chose a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Where did you decide to go for the amazing streets.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
In Auckland?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Do you seem like can always chooses it as its
top for fish?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I won't work regularly in the top five.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Food rug You just Persian rugs, Persian food.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
They serve everything on rugs. Yeahese it's specifically Lebanese, isn't it,
Because I once we talked about it and I said,
I was worried about the drom ln No. No, the
lamb is succulent because when you went on a date, though,
and you saw the other guy that.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You so funny as I went on a date to
Jamazie Street before with a different person.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
And then I sure, you got to choose the different tape.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
But if I'm taking someone out on a date, I'm
going to go where I want.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
To eat, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Like, Yeah, and I saw the guy who ghosted me
and he was at Jamaze Street with his date, and
I was like, God, get a new date spot.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
And now I'm back at Jamaze Street with a new date.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Get a new date, get a new date spot.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Anyway, so I was messaging this stranger to me, and
you know, as I've planned the date, it's my date,
I've booked everything, and here's the timing and whatnot. I'll
swing past it this time in a uber and I'll
grab you and I put on an outfit. I want

(26:15):
it to be cute, but like not like two full on.
So I just chose this like blue and white pin
striped shirt, little mini skirt, docks and oversized blazer and
so here we go.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
This is perfect classic Sprowl outfit.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Lovely.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
This gentleman comes out of his door towards mine uber
and he is wearing a blue and white pin striped shirt.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
We had the same shirt on.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Could he have changed always already in the uber by
the time.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
At that point, I was like, we could, Like this
is how similar it was?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Cruise ship cruise shy. This is giving cruise ship old
couple vibes.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I know, like it was planned and I think epone
would have seen us at this dinner being like camp
and I was like, I barely know this stranger and
here he is in the same bloody shirt and we
just had to sit in there.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
If I tried to put on my jacket to be like.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You run too hot that restaurant it's a hot It
wasn't an arcade.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's sort of in a glass dome.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
So I went on a date with myself.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It fell like that shirt. She would have hated that.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Do you know how good I am at dates. I'm
a conversationalist. I asked incredible questions.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Do you let there be a natural silence?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
God? No, why would you want that?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Just because sometimes it just needs to be. It's okay
to job on earth to fell silence. What was one
of the questions you asked him?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I asked him what his what his pet peeves were,
And one of them was, when you know you're on
a seat with someone in there shaking their leg yeahs yeah,
yeah yeah, and people being rude to weight stuff. So
when the when the waitress came over to take my order,
I chucked a glass of water on it.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
As a gay and.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I don't know if I'll get a second.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I don't know if this is like fortuitous, you know,
like oh they're so in sanc.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
They wear the same wear, the same shirt, yeah yeah,
yeah yeah, Or if it's like yuck, yuck yuk. Yeah,
that's a weird little Yeah, she dresses like a man.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Femin it's not a great Marx for either of them anyway.
Oh okay, ten out of ten.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Wow, she's in love.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh calm down, Calm down, Calm down.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
No plays Flesh one and Haley play Zims, Fletchborne, and
Hailey have noticed a trend in media intake with two
gen alpha's of course, and you know we've got to
be on our toes here at traditional broadcast radio. Yes,
we're gonna move, we're gonna hustle, we're gonna adapt or die.

(29:15):
So I'm thinking this could just be Well, I'm still
playing our songs on CDs, I know, Wow, been trying
to tell you that there are digital ways of doing this,
and it's significantly. I just like playing the igs hearing
songs on san if you.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Listen closes you can hear it.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, but every day they I love you.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Just and You're like, I've heard it, which move at
the times?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Adapt to die? And he's like, cities will ever die mad?
So imagine you know my disgust as a as a
traditional broadcaster that these children that can't watch, well, my
oldest daughter doesn't like movies that's too long. Oh my god,
what about the beautiful cinematic masterpieces that have been created,

(30:00):
prefer to watch the Norrous nuts be like, hey, Legends today,
we're going to starmat twelve times. Oh god, you've got
to get them watching the Godfather classes we've got brain rock.
There's so much brain rock. So they don't watch anything
like long August will binge. She's binge watching Modern Family
at the moment, she's going through the mine. And that's
I've sat down and watched them episodes. That was a

(30:21):
They packed the jokes into that. Yeah, tight, tight, Phil
Dumphy so got to be top five TV fathers of
all time. Yeah. So another thing I've noticed is this
droney voice. And one time I said, maybe last week
before I went away, I said to them, can you
explain these to me?

Speaker 10 (30:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
And they're like, oh, they are stories, the stories right.
Mostly it's a long form like Reddit post, and somebody
copies and pastes this like long form story and puts
it into AI. The AI creates a story, it creates
creates it as a spoken word, look a long read

(30:58):
out story. And in the background, because they watch these
or listen to these on TikTok, there's just like this
like flurry of it looks like I remember when there
was movies about communists. I'm making sleeper agents and they'd
like show them a series of flash images and yeah,
my brainwash them or awaken them their eyes on hooks
it's kind of like the twenty twenty five version of that.

(31:18):
So I am worried that it's communist China. Yeah, okay,
communist communist trying to brainwash in the children. You're an
example of what they're listening to.

Speaker 11 (31:27):
Okay, hold on, because it kicked me out at eighteen
and said, be grateful we fed you. So I fed
them something they couldn't swallow on the morning of my
eighteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
So they're just listen to hours of this. So this
this was fifty something minutes long. Now let me explain.
You listen to these words and I'll tell you what's
happening in the background. It's time to man up and
move out. Selling a carrot and saw my stepdad stirring
whisky over an ice cube.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
They've always putting soil on a floating can on your son,
my ice cream beans. Give me nothing but a bird
water falling on a flower cub with a night.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Oh my god, I think I'll just said to the sun,
you've been nothing but a burden since your dad died.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
I mean, that's to say to someone who's lost their father.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
But the thing I was like, I'm going to relax
and have a bath. I was like, tryin slay slay self, kid,
look after yourself. As she got in the bath and
and you know, we're watching the silver ferns play and
in the background you got to hear this, we kept
you fed and housed for eighteen years. That's more than said.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Something about the intonation of AI voices that I hate.
My day went turned down to the barth.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Is that what's comforting about it though, that it's kind
of like a drove.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
It is a drone because it's not like when you
talk and you come up and down like this.

Speaker 11 (32:45):
And these things going to change because I filled out
the intake forms, ban them all from the Internet.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I just think we turned off plugged.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Is today the day? I think we just unplugged?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
But why don't they listen to? What? Doesn't she listened
to a audio I don't, I've said to her narration
washed the Hunger Games, yea, And I was like, the
movies are great, the books are so much better. And
you could listen to the audiobook of the Hunger Games.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, And it's like actors narrate the audiobood.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
She doesn't want to do. She doesn't want to listen
to the Hunger Games audiobook.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
She just wants to listen to a story about a
man who talked to his father and then went into
the thing to the.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Parents of June off. It also messaging in so what
I said, I ampathized. My kids want to listen to
that in the car. Oh no, I put you to sleep.
We listened to Zim in the car radio. You can
also listen on the iHeart radio app. There's been an
updated and you can make zeb your preset and the
Fleetborne and Hailey podcasts your preseed as well. At the
top update the iHeart Radio app, KPIs KPIs tech tech

(33:48):
tech tip fantastic. Yeah, somebody else said a lot of
the time it's just roadblocks or Minecraft footage in the background.
I've seen those ones as well. The long stories and
the AI voices.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Don't panic about us losing our jobs to AI as
quickly as other industries because that voice is so monotonous.
Imagine if that was a radio show.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, but the gin alphas must love it. Yeah they
are we too vibrant for them. Yeah, Okay, let's put
it back a little bit for the rest of the show.
That was it Share Little Polo is coming up? Would
you knock on your bestie for cheating because my cheating
may best was cheating, And I said to them, are
you going to tell them? Or am I going to
tell them? Because one of us has got to tell them,
because that's the way it's got to be. That's right.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
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Speaker 6 (34:39):
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Speaker 1 (34:51):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole.
Silly pole, silly, Still a little pole. Today we are
asking if your bestie was cheating on their partner, what
would you do? Yes, one of our respondents will get

(35:14):
a fifty dollars met Cafe voucher because still a Little
Pole Today is all thanks to mcafe. Keep the Show
on the road, drive through MT Cafe for your morning facts. Yeah,
go on, go on, go on. Well, the options were
I would tell their partner at seven percent, I would
make them confess to their partner at seventy one percent, Yeah,

(35:34):
and twenty one percent of people said I would do
nothing nothing, I know nothing. You wouldn't go behind your
best friends back to tell their partner. You would tell them, so, hey,
I know, fix it, do the right thing, do the
right thing.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I'm not you tell me that's fine.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
I'm not your secret safe with men.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
So you're of the twenty one percent.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
My business you well, I'm not the moral compass of
my best friend to be like you simply must.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Confess to you.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay, okay, so secret safe with Hailey Christine some responses.
Christine said, it's none of your business their life to destroy,
their life to destroy, but don't you and that's to
let them write. But you're the best friend. You're going
to be dealing with the percussions of this.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
This is man, it's a hard one. I would say,
says Jeordie that she has X amount of time to
tell him or I'm going to ultimate him to your
best friend. Is that ever a good outcome? I wouldn't. Okay,
Mely said, I saw this happen with my own eyes
and confronted my friend and she denied it and then
made ever made me feel crazy and told everyone we
knew that I had made it up and tried to

(36:54):
tell my boyfriend I was the one doing the cheating lamping.
Yeah it is yeah close, it's where the gas is
in the lamp and it makes a lamp and you're
gas lamping them. Yeah, it's a lot close in front
of their eyes. They can't see right, And then you're like, no,
you can't see probably remember it's been around for like
the last few years. It's a gas light. Oh no,

(37:16):
it's gas idiots. Yeah, you feel so embarrassed, like a
DMN fool. Or you would, I would, Hailey said, I
would question why I'm friends with someone with such low morals.
You are the company you keep? Oh okay, missus effect
Wow wow I made.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
If that was a huge thing to you in your
moral compass, then you maybe you're like, I actually don't
want to associate.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yea, say something, Say something to them because I'm like,
tell me everything if that's so hard, because I wouldn't
force them to do anything, but I also wouldn't do nothing.
It would massively depend on the situation. Yeah, yeah, I
think I'd suggest to them that maybe they shouldn't be
in a relationship if this is what they're doing. Yes,
and hope they did the right. Thing I don't know

(38:05):
is before I even read it out, this is I've
already done. That's going to win, Okay, the voucher. The
fifty is going to win the voucher.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Okay, hang on, Sorry, just before you read this one,
someone said it is definitely gas lighting.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
They've texted to let us know.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
You're lamps lamp lights in their face, but also the
gas is so close to their nose their breathing and
they get a little bit woo. I remembered it wrong
because you're wrong, because the fumes of the gas lamp.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Sorry, A for five, we're wrong.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
We were going to call it kerosene lamping. Too long?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Too long, doesn't gas lamping? Read us the cafe winner.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
The timing of this dot dot dot. I found out
this week my husband's been having an a fear with
my bridesman. What my husband has been having an affair
with my bridesmaids like her best friend?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Yeah, geez, get the original idea.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Life isn't a movie. I'm sorry that we posted that
and dragged up.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I don't think that any any relationships a little polo,
any phone and topic we do about relationship like some
tumultuous aspect. There's people less than that are like in
the carving like it's about cheating and sitting in the
car beside the person that cheated on them and they're
just like trying not to turn and look at them.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I always how did you discover your partner was cheating?
And they're like, oh, do we have any follow up
on this? Like, what's happened?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
No follow up? Please keep us. Also, didn't put a
name in there because it's not like a super common
name in a way. Okay, Well, put to enjoy the
fifty dollar cafe voucher, you know what, Like when you
don't have TOG, you need have to share that going
through a tough time, a panini can be que Really,
I'm a muffin guy, have tough times coming knocking yep,

(39:58):
I'm putting a muffin in a dobbin yep. From m cafe.
You'll forget all about that beast friends sleeping with your husband.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
You know, I look, I love him McAfee, but I
don't think it's going to make you forget that your
best friend is sleeping with the house.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Don't don't speak for me. I want to know if
she's addressed. Yeah, we're going to need to follow.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
You know what I mean, because she's just said I
discovered this week.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
That's fresh, Anonymous. Don't let him gas lamp. You don't
let him. Don't lamp in front of your Georgia. It's
guess last Georgia. This I thought it was. Remember, you're crazy.
You can't remember it right, You're right. We've been calling
it guess lamping this whole time. Yeah, you've been calling
it something else. You've remembered it wrong, and you're crazy.

(40:44):
I must be easy. You're Georgia. You are crazy. And god,
someone just ticks.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I cheated on my boyfriend and the guy who was
sleeping with died suddenly, so I was mourning.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Wait, but you've got.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
While I was still in a relationship, my friends said
nothing about that.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Now, if they had responded, I would have hucked to
them the fifty dollars about you, because that's a more
interesting Still, you are cheating on your partner with someone
who dies suddenly. Who, by the way, if it's suspicious
or if there's a coroner inquist, your name's going to
be in there because they're going to like check their deats.
Who was he with your partner are going to go

(41:21):
to court unless he was in like a car accident
or something. Yeah, but what if you'd been texting it
when it crashed and died and then lucy? But then
you just say to your partner, I wasn't cheating on you,
but like, what about the dead guy? Yeah, but prove that,
prove it.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
But also you're all sad and your partner's like, what's
wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Let's go out. It's going to cheating on you my
other boyfriend, you have a heart attack? Okay, okay, well Anonymous, please,
It honestly depends on why they're having an a fear.
People like to hate cheaters, but life isn't black and white.
There's many complications that come into relations and children in

(42:00):
love and these days also money.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
True, on this show, we stand for nothing.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
But if it was the one off, I'd say nothing.
But if it was a continuous encourage them to tell
their partner to be honest. Yep, oh Rene said, I
did tell their partner. I was obviously the worst person
in the world for doing so. But I'm not going
to stand by and watch that happen. She was being
so baggy about it.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Too.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I don't think she expected me to tell him. She's
since spiraled and he's married to a lovely girl. Now,
oh that's nice, say I wonder if they're friends. Doesn't
sound doesn't sound like it been in this situation, except
the partner straight out asked me if my friend was
cheating on her. Oh see, that's the other thing.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
If your bestiees partner came to you and was like,
is someone so cheating on me? Then you're like, I
told him the truth because he deserved to know it.
It calls a riff with my friend and I, but
we are still friends today. God that's a hard get over,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
My loyalty lies with my bestie, says Dana. If she's cheating,
there's a reason, might not be a good one. But
we listen and we don't judge. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
so good. Well for a little part, we asked what
would do if you found out your bestie was cheating
on their partner, and seventy one percent of you said
I would make them confess to their partner. Podcast network,

(43:13):
what was your bad day on the job? Like, I
want to know expensive costly mistakes? Oh when you missed
something up and you cost the company a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I love watching those videos, you know, security camera footage
of huge shelves falling over.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Something. Yea, those are great, those are smashing.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Well, a reason we discussed this this morning is because
they Delta flight attendant accidentally deployed an evacuation slide. Bad
day work, because well it does sound like fun. But
apparently the repack because they have to be repacked and
this gas involved.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Enough, we'll to deal with the sleeping bag after a
night camping.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Apparently, repacking an emergency evacuation slide on an airbus A
TOO twenty can range between fifty thousand and one hundred
thousand US dollars, So I don't I don't know this.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I'm really good at doing the sleeping bag. Can fold
it in half year, fold in half the enth.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Ways yeah yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
And then as you were like pulling it, you have
to keep adjusting so that you don't do it get
longer pushed out.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I think there's more of a science to it, because
you know, when you land in a plane, they're always
a boom boom. Yeah. Flight attendant cross check and disarmed doors.
That's what he had armed the door and then went
to open it. I thought they had armed the doors. No,
they armed the doors when they take a flight. They
disarmed the doors once they've landed. Yes, because I opened

(44:49):
the door like this flight attendant do did, and their
arm the slide and the door open.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
What would happen if you opened the slide fly? Would
it have been like you could.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Into the engine that would blow up?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yeah, you can't open the door mid flying.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
No, okay, because it cannot editor you can do. Apparently
they're saying that this flight attendant is like twenty six
years on the job or twenty twenty seven years on
the job, So this is in a rookie mistake and
they made their mind they may have to go to retraining. Yeah,
because I guess they were just I just opened the door. Weird, Eh,

(45:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Going to retraining not getting fired as a mistake was
made an expensive one.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Well, this is what we want to know this morning.
I want one hundred times a him. We want you
to give us a call text in nine six nine sex.
What was your bad day on the job. How expensive
was the costly mistake? Maybe you screwed up an order
like a lot of people ordering. There might have been
an extra zero, you know, people people on accounts that
do payments, you add an extra couple of numbers. Accidentally.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
The messages are coming in already about this, those horrendous
days at work.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Okay, I kick us off.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I own a videography company and I was moving a
ten thousand dollars cinema camera that was on a tripod
and as I tilted it, the entire camera slid off
the tripod and fell in slow motion onto a concrete
car park.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
That's that's insurance. Ten thousand cameras. Still not a good day, Yeah, okay.
Oh and Andre DALs at M nine six nine six,
tell us.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
About your bad day on the job. We have so
many messages and I feel like how our listeners have jobs,
you know, like, how do how did you remain employed
after that?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
It's very costly things.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah. I mean we're all human. We make mistakes, don't we. Katie,
what was your mistake?

Speaker 12 (46:47):
So we moved out of a commercial site around New Zealand. Yeah,
and I forgot to delete the automatic payment in the
banks for the red Yeah, and due to disputes with
the landlord, we couldn't get it back.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
How much did you accidentally pay them?

Speaker 12 (47:02):
One hundred k o.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Katie? Were you employee of the month that year? That month?

Speaker 12 (47:09):
Definitely not. And we had a board meeting in the
office like a week later and they were all giving
me a very nasty.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Look, but they didn't find you don't to give them
money back?

Speaker 7 (47:19):
Going on?

Speaker 12 (47:19):
Thenity leave so they couldn't find me.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Oh yeah, Katie, thank you are Anonymous. What was your
costly day at work?

Speaker 5 (47:30):
I inadvertently sent a container full of food products over
to the UK and forgot to put the health certificates
with it, so it got denied entry and had to
come all the way back.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Oh oh man, how much does it take to get
the container to England?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Oh it's not nowhere near as long as history. Only
only a few days.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Thanks to the size canal. Yeah, thanks to the sewers.
What a marvel and engineering that is fantastic. Okay, and
then it all comes back. How much do you reckon
that costs?

Speaker 10 (47:59):
Though?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
All up?

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Well, this loss of sale was about one hundred and
fifty anonymous, and then paying gus to you on the
reading tree and who but.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Wait you sent it out and then you have to
pay tax I got okay? Was what wasn't there? Honeyney
yum Worth? Can you give redirect the ship and container
to the studio places? And then it would take us
an entire lifetime to get through a shipping container of money.
Keep your texts coming in nine six nine sex, How

(48:36):
costly was your bad day at work?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Bad?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Costly days at work? Because a flight attendant has accidentally
deployed evacuation slide.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Which apparently costs how much.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
But between fifty and one hundred thousand US to pack
it back in, thumb it back in. And that's a
small plane, so I don't know, like the bigger planes
maybe more, But I tell you why, Wow, some people
making costly mistakes and still like keeping their jobs, So
don't stress. I had a text and I'm a software test.
I found an era in our system that resulted into
two hundred million dollars in unpaid taxes for a country overseas.

(49:08):
What now do you think? They sound? Submitted? They found
the problem. So somebody else's bad day was a software
glitch that they designed for a company a country. Yes,
and so the country wasn't getting the tax or the payment.
People shouldn't be being charged. Yeah, with the right amount
of tax. Oh my god, can can you just text
in more intelligence? We won't say on air, but give

(49:29):
us some more info because I'm so curious about.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
That someone else message.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
And I was working in Australia when a worker put
a caustic wash, like a strong chemical wash through a
full tank of jim Beam.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
It was a few million dollars, I believe because it
was three thirty thousand liters of jim Beam wasted.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
So what they put the clean into cleaning models? Oh yeah,
it was full of the gym game. I don't reckon
people in tank. You would even notice. They could call
it jim Beam Extra Year jim Beams the Preme. I
was in the Army, en rolled a two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars armed vehicle. I was doing doughies in
the car park, so it wasn't like I rolled it

(50:08):
an active duty Wow practices or anything funny. A little
bit dumb. My best my work friend was ordering catering
morning tea for twenty people. She accidentally ordered five thousand
dollars with morning tea well for like two hundred. Must
have accidental catering. Click click click, that's funny A work
colleague charge of customer online payment fifteen thousand dollars instead

(50:30):
of fifteen hundred dollars. It was a big telling off.
I worked for a cleaning company and needed to order
ten sanitary bins to fit out a commercial site bathroom.
I ordered ten packs of ten, so my workmate had
one hundred sandibins in his garret. I went for a
bougie higher company. They somehow employed the clumsiest person ever.

(50:50):
That's me. I've dropped numerous boxes of expensive glass were
plates and ornaments. Somehow I'm employed. Yeah, I mean they've
come a limit, right when you you keep dropping stuff.
Real estate a fail. I had listed the ventilation system
as an HRV, not a DVS in the channel's list.
The C word purchaser of the house went legal once
it had gone unconditional, and I had to pay to

(51:12):
replace the HRV, a fully functional DVS system with an
HRV because that is what had been specified. Different brand,
A get a great bat buyer, right, Yeah, it's always
I'm just googling what a DVS y. Yeah. It takes
it out of the ceiling and puts it into the house.

(51:33):
Different brand, same thing.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Working in Australia, a cleaner decided she was sick of
the beeping noise coming.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
This can't be real.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
In Australia, a cleaner decided she was sick of the
beeping noise coming from the MRI machine after hours, so
she pushed a big red button and all of the
seventy thousand dollars worth of helium was released.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
High because we need the helium for the MRIs and
helium's likes read and expensive. Yeah, the hair and them.
My work mistake costs about ninety thousand dollars as I'm
the lowest hanging through it at work, so I was
put on my shoulders were messing up some drawings for
a building. Oh yeah, I have now implemented things so

(52:14):
this can never happen again. Oh okay, yeah good. I
work for an app. I accidentally added a promo code
with two hundred dollars credit onto every person's account. Managed
to revoke it, but not before a couple of thousand
people used it. Two hundred you're looking at it about
a four hundred thousand dollars misteak. Oh my god, okay,
tell me what app that was?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
What the code was?

Speaker 1 (52:37):
What's the code? Wow?

Speaker 4 (52:43):
This is barely scratching the surface. By the way, so
many people at work.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I broke a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars laser
hair removing machine at work. I put in the wrong
extension at work and used it and it blew the
whole thing up. Eek eek, what do you mean still
like an extinct? Didn't call it a box to the wrong.
My first job was at a movie theater and they
asked me to turn the lights off at the end
of the night. Accidently turned off the freezers and all
the chop tops.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
Mount does that m podcast needwork?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Play?

Speaker 6 (53:15):
And Haley Von's ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Whatever suburb? We randomly generate a suburb somewhere in this
beautiful country about its gorgeous and if you are in
that suburb and you are the first caller through, you
win cash. Now is this sad news? Is this?

Speaker 9 (53:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I've actually just had a little heads up. What if
someone spinning from the Vaughan Smith accounting office. Okay, so
your a counter, Lovely Helen, Lovely Helen, all about ten
dollars transactions? Lovely lovely, we love lovely Helen. What are
all these?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
And you'll see just one in mine for the one
week that I had to.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Sponsor sponsored it one day before. I'm so at present
I'll say this is the penultimate. Okay, the I've got
to just gonna get in touch with the Caymans. This
is fair because of them you have been paying all like,
it's so funny. When we finish this and then the
listener stays on, we play a song or an ad

(54:20):
break and then like, okay, what's your last name?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
And not coming from the in may or ze bank account,
it comes from violence muss money.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
An instant payment of ten dollars. Okay, where are we
going today? Let's go to Ricketon and christ Church. Oh,
you're gonna have to be quick, first caller through. You've
just got to be in record and you don't have
to live there, you just have to be traveling through.
You could be on the main route there. Ten ten dollars,

(54:52):
ten whole dollars is on the line. Oh wait, one
hundred dollars at him if you're in Ricketon in christ
Church right now, first caller through. When Bricketen's most busy, sorry,
Christji's busiest, most contradictory suburb. It's posh and studenty, leafy
and loud, historical and somehow always under roadworks.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
I love it. Great mall, great everything, great mall.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Yeah, ricking mall.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I once got I will see once. I got a
terrible pedicure in Ricketon. Oh yeah, I went to it
just like you know, like walking place and went there
and yeah, she smeared a lot.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
There's a lone star in Ricketen. Was that where you worked, Georgia?
Did you work at the loan Because I'm just saying
I've just I've just got the suburb moment in the
surrounding and one of the highlights of Rookden apparently the
line Star. Did you work at the record? And line
starf rivalry between the Papa and the Ricketen We she didn't.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Really know them. We only really knew the man Chester Street.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
One snobby Snobby's meet someone and see if they're from
Ricketen Shell no driving into Yeah, Taylor, good morning, good
morning there, Yeah, sheologize. Taylor's a unisex. You will know
you're not in Rickendon or you are in Rickendon.

Speaker 12 (56:12):
I am currently.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Well, don't leave the studio. It's wow, okay, whereabouts on
Dean's and Taylor because if you're not in the post
postal code of Ricket and you're not winning.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
And we will hang up on you so quick you'll
get whiplash.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
I am on the corner of Deans and Reckon Road,
the intersection.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Okay, that's that's technically and Ricketon, is it?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
I apologize.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
No one's going to apologize to anybody for anything ever,
because I'm a white man and I'm perfect, and I'll
just change the rules. I was always Okay. Now we
are going to need to verify Taylor because people would
try to Yeah, yeah, because the the Hagley Park side
of the road is the boundary of Rickerton according to this. Okay,
so where about to you? She's on the corner, but

(57:08):
I'm trying to an address. Okay, I'm dropping it. I
can drop a street, you dude, right in that corner.
You can tell me about some buildings.

Speaker 10 (57:16):
Yeah, yeah, do that.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Okay, Okay, what's the what's the name of the Okay,
what cuisine? What kind of cuisines? On the corner?

Speaker 12 (57:25):
There you have monster chicken And.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
She was ready to go with straight away. So congratulations,
you have won today's ten dollars suburb. The penultimate What
are you going to do with all this cat.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Honestly, I didn't take my lunch so and I'm heading
into works.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
You have the ten dollars my lunchtime. That's the Vaughn
Smith guarantee.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
That's beautiful. What are you to get a You're gonna
go get some stae sticks from tyshe.

Speaker 10 (57:57):
Oh maybe that sounds like a treat and I love.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You can't load.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Never go to a tire restaurant. No, get start tested.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Sometimes they overdo the chicken, and its chick.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
It is dry as ship.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
But but the peanut sauce up for the dryness and
the obviously there's someone left over and you can put
your money bags in it. Yeah, they can get the
peanut sauce off the pier straight into your mouth. I'll
do that.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Got the peanut sauce.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
You want to congratulations.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Tailor the ZNM podcast needwork.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (58:29):
ZNMS fletched Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I've got to say, I take my hat off to
big companies that just hand over their social media rather
than some did in his fifties. Yes, trust me, when
I ran newspaper ads, this is how he grabbed people's attention.
And it'll work on your Instagram, gul and your tickety
boo and we're Facebook. Yeah, and they hand it over.

(58:51):
I'll tell you who does it super well. Scrub Daddy.
If you've not seen scrub Daddy stuff, it is wild.
And they literally, I just think, handed the care of
the social media to a young person and was just like,
have that you know the internet bitter than I do. Yeah,
and they've nowed it. Chu Lingo does it very well. Yeah.
And I will say at home here the Department of Conservation,

(59:13):
you wouldn't have taken off. You wouldn't expect like the
Department of Conservations, so you just expected to be here's
a hut the Department of Conservation. And that was kind
of what they did do. The Department of Conservation handed
the keys to somebody who immediately was like, it would
be funny if we did a reel of all the
places called Knob, Knob, Craignob, hell Knob, Dusk Noob. And
they did it. They did a reel on Instagram and

(59:33):
it went nuts. And also car when you were saying
the New Zealand Police social media very good and the
cargo Theago City Council is on my feed every day
I really, I'm a ratepayer.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Lots of the small towns in the South Island have started.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
This and I think it's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Also fun fact that maybe no one cares about the
New Zealand police social media job is like one of
the most coveted jobs in social media, and really because
they do such good job, but everyone wants it because
it's so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah yeah, and also like sometimes they leave the door
open to the confiscated items.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Oh my god, I guess this little bit bag of
marria jawana fell into my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
That's a great way to lose your job.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Yeah, now I've lost the most job on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
It would be really good for the GRAMM if we
can get some shots from the police egle helicopter and
of course some persons.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Doggie and if I'm up there and a little bit
of the marijuana falls into my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Hailey against covered job for a second time. I know
we are giving you two chances, and we're the police.
They'd strike you around. So the Department of Conservation I
have been putting up some very good quality content, right,
So what do I need to explain to me? What
do you need explain? They put up one and I
knew from the lighting and the way these two Department

(01:00:52):
of Conservation employees were running through the forest and slow,
I knew it was a Twilight reference. The Twilight running
very funny. Yeah, and they like pounce on trees. Remember
in Twilight how they climbed the vampires climbed the trees.
They kind of it's so I'm yours, but then it's
connecting with nature, but it's season. And I gurgled, I said,

(01:01:15):
who looks like a Maori word h o A. So
I googled whore and that means friend, like when you
say it was my friend connecting with the nature, but
it's friend, friend friend season. But the gen z is
to explain this to you, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Please, so you are corrected. Is a reference to Twilight?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Okay, but you half got it, But it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
It's not what you think it is. It's roll the clip.
We have a clip? Okay, feels familiar.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
So that's a song that's used in Twilight.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
And it's become a bit of a trend at the moment,
like when when obviously not for us, but the rest
of the world is going into like coldness and like
it's pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
They call it winter. They call it winter coldness, coldness, They.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Going to coldness and like so that's when they're like,
oh when the wind starts sounding like oh yeah spices,
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
Okay, But as gen Z, we don't commit too much,
so we'll just be like, that's a whole ho season, right, Okay,
But it's kind of one of those things because Americans
don't understand hemispheres that it's just like everyone celebrates Holy
season no matter where we are. Right, so, even though
it's getting warmer here, we drink pumpkin spice lasts and enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Love that. Okay, are you explained? I feel adequately explained.
I'm just wondering the average like sixty year old woman
who loves the Department of Conservation.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
No, but they've got to target the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
That's what they're doing. That's what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Also, the funniest part about you asking gen Z's to
explain this to you is like the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Your movie minial movie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Yeah, I'm I'm so embarrassed that it is a millennium.
They were terrible movies. The second movie was it New
Moon is the worst movie they ever seen in my
life and sat through it being like, people love this
so much, it has to get But I watched the
whole thing. At the end, I was like, oh, I
hate this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
I sort of feel like maybe if I had a
few drinks and some friends around for a giggle.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Oh my gosh. If you think the movies are bad,
you should read the books.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
They're terrible, are they.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I'm not going to do it, but I'll watch the
bad movies for for a chuckle.

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
Podcast Network Fact of the Day, day day day day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Yeah, do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do dude do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
It's Japan. We're here at Fact that the day. I
thought we'd touch on a classic aspect of Japan, the
vende reshima. Oh those. It is a pervotal point in
the history for sure. But there are approximately one vending
machine for every twenty three people in Japan. Wow, yeah, there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Is so many.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
They're so fun. Alfrid Mike's brought a vending machine a
few He's just ordered one online and not for his house.
Well obviously not, although how cool would have.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Just popped into my head.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I could put machine, I could fit a machine, machine
And what are you putting in the vending machine trade chips,
But why are you do not just putting them in
the cup. But I've got the key, so when i'm paying,
I get the money. You might as well just have
a cupboard. But if you didn't know the key, this
it was time locked. I want to you can get
the money once a month. Then you could like, okay,

(01:04:48):
I'll have some chips and you're kind of punishing yourself
for having the chips, yeah, because you're paying for them
twice in you've got a little stack of cash.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
But that little drink is like you know, like the
fridge ones and we could have like elbas or something. Oh,
then you'll come out, Oh, let's go play a game
of pool or something, and then we go on to
the vending machine and people have to give you money
to drink at your house.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
It's kind of cool. It's giving real bachelor vibes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Ye big bachelor garage there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
With one hundred and twenty four million people, that means
there is a stack of vending machines, over five and
a half million vending machines across Japan, and no one
for their quirky vending machines. Not just yeah, not just
things like drinks and stuff. They are spoiled eggs, yeah,
boiled eggs, hot chips, spaghetti noodles, like ramen vending machines.
You put the ramen, you know, you get the hot

(01:05:30):
ram and dumped in and then you choose which bros
you want any machine and tinkgy bags of rice as well,
and a machine got that a thump out slot on it.
Wouldn't that cook down for a bush? Yeah, So vending
machines are just become an essential part of Japanese life.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Yeah, okay, a lot of people just that's where they'll
eat from, right, Like it's just say the ramen ones
and then you go and get a boiled egg from somewhere,
and you can get a drink, you can get you
can get adult fun toys, you can.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Yeah, that's what it wasn't going to touch too far
on the some things you can get an all manner
of all manner of things. Now, why did they take
off condensed living in Japan? Correct condensed living space efficiency
and crowded cities?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
You're quite smart, Haley. I don't know if I didn't
know this of you, I thought you were thicky this
whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
That's why when I talk to you, I slowed down
and I articulate and I appreciate it. I speak to
make sure that you understand what we're saying, like a bo.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Speaking to someone that doesn't speak English.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
So it's a two omelets and two coffees, a cappuccinio
hot extra hot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
And also if you to have finished, I've got another.
Don't like that. You have your fun, but some of
us here for facts. It was a perfect storm in
post World War two Japan. Labor shortages, so people needed
to be working in retails and stuff like that. In retail,
they need to be focused on rebuilding the country urbanization,

(01:07:00):
so there was a constant flow of pedestrians, so they
needed a quick way of dealing with things. And as
Japan worked around the clock to rebuild the nation, they
were all working sort of out of kilter with the
traditional time that restaurants and food places were open, so
they kind of like turned to vending machines, huh, And
people were coming and go and come and go and
come and get it out of time. Don't have time

(01:07:21):
to stop. I just want to get it on the go,
and so that's where they wreck in. Japan has such
a venue Machine culture amazing. Yeah, someone did say their
favorite thing they've heard to thumb out the slot and
they said that would have been their rock Quest band
name single We miss that now would just say behind
the scenes producer and has been doing some stellar work

(01:07:42):
on the twenty twenty six Fletchmorn and Hailey calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
You're gonna want to get this on your wall.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Rock Quest bad Names and the singles. Yes, do we
have room for a thumpound? I think we're done. Always
next year, there's always next year.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
It gonna be a new theme.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
So today's back today is Japan has one venom machine
for every twenty three people. Fact of the day, day
day day day. Yeah, do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do doo do
do do doo do doo dooop do doo doo dooo joo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Then podcast Network plays it n s Flesh one and Hailey.
Where's my little group chair. I've got a little group
chat with my mum, my brother and I. Okay, Paul Craig,
we've left him out of this. He's probably he's probably
not a big replier. I'll say he couldn't give Yeah,
and my brother sent through.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Oh no, that was a different one. Oh my brother
sent through.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Oh my god, Haley, your X is now the deputy
mayor of Wellington. I was like, what what your ex
weird Hailey Sprowl would date someone had gone so high up?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Uh and our gent in local politics. So I've heard
you mention the name before.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
No, no, no, no, so that the X I usually
mentioned it is my ex Ben. This is not that X.
This is literally my you've first been bins girl, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
This was my to being or not to Ben. How
many beans?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
I have to check my little black book. So this
is my first ever boyfriend. When I was fourteen years old,
I dated Ben mcnoldy, now Deafity mirror.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Long did you date for?

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Like you can you even count as dated the months?
And then we broke up because I was fourteen. It
was like, really it was a lot going on. I
was a weird goth. And then we got back together
when I was fifteen and it was sixteen and they
were just dated for a little bit, like because we
were in the music scene. He was like an emo
kid and now he's the deaf mayor. Congratulations Ben, if
you're listening, I mean, how are you. I think he's

(01:09:54):
got kids and a wife, right, okay, yeah, yeah, And
it's just so fun It's so funny when you see
these people being like, what do you mean you're the
deputy mayor of Wellington.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
I always think that when you see like think back
to the teen years of the early twenties and like
the straight edge kids. Yes, yeah, doing now, Oh yes,
I'm going to be running businesses and such like we're respects, you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Know, like he's obviously gone on to do great things,
like but we made out at the back of reading
cinemas when.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
I was mayor. You're the bloody deputy mayor.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Oh, it's just so funny. And then I love in
this chat my mom said, oh, hails, what could have been?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
I mean, not that you're not doing a rope for
yourself now.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
And my mom just say, gosh, he's had a blow
up since you were together.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
I'm like, I was fourteen. Yeah, no, fourteen year old dude,
And the dude's got it all sorted at fourteen, he's
going to have a blowout by nineteen. Yeah, awkward, gangly
not growing out yourself at fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Yeah, God, it's so funny, but it is funny to
reflect on your exes and where they ended up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
And this is what I want to ask this morning.
Did your ex go on to do bigger things, so
like become famous or to make the news or I
don't know, just in a good way or bad way?
Do we want to take all the stories? Yes, yes, my.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Ex became a notorious murderer. It's just it's it's just
strange when you're like, holy moly, there they are.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Yeah, and because it might have been ten years ago, fifteen,
twenty years ago, it might have been a long time ago. Yeah,
and now they're in all black or something that sorry
message that really they went out with an all black
lake before they were famous. Yeah, yeah, when they were
fourteen when I was sex then I dated a rugby player.
He later became an all black No word of which
all black? Oh yeah, we're gonna need to know which one.
We won't say on the air, but just because we

(01:11:33):
we love Goss, yeah totally. We just need to know
for our own personal satisfaction.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Okay, if you were like a teenager, your first boyfriend,
it goes and one's like Olympic gold, You're like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Eh, what, mate, I should have stayed then I would
have been with it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
We should have burnouts in the back of your car.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Bro I'll get it started with a colossal passage. Okay.
I grew up in Western Australia and when I was thirteen,
I dated Heath Ledger. Get out, what the hell are
you kidding me? Meation? If your first I just go
by the way.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
I would say all the time, Oh my god, my
ex Heath. You don't know if you know? Oh yeah,
my first boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
He go How long did they go out with Heath
Leader for?

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
They say thirteen?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Yeah, probably a week, couple or a lunchtime. I'd love
to know if they dated Heath Leader until lunchtime? Finish?
You get one passionate okay? Oh wait, one hundred dollars
at them as our number, give us a call. You
can text her as well. Nine six nine six did
your ex go on to become great? Asking if your
ex went on to great things or maybe infamous things.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Yeah, because my very first boyfriend from when I was
fourteen is now the Deputy Mayor of Wellington and I
can't help but feel like I somehow shaped them and
to the man that he became through.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Dealing with my at fourteen. I can fix the city.
I can deal with constituents. Anonymous has caught up, Anonymous,
good morning. Where what did your ex go on to do?

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
So?

Speaker 10 (01:13:01):
We needed to look up When I was like fifteen,
on the side of a mountain in Auckland, a mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Like which mountain? Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:13:13):
That one?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
However, place it's seen some humping has amountain. I've frottaged?

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
I could only dream? Whatever it's get out of the cone.
Get out of the cone. You're allowed, then you're not
allowed to hump in the cone? Did you hump in
the cone? And not on the side?

Speaker 10 (01:13:35):
On on the on the side, too many details? They
hear it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Okay, now, so who is this person?

Speaker 10 (01:13:44):
So they are an actor and they are now a
relatively main character on the TV show The Hunting Wives.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Oh okay, the Hunting Wild And I figured out who
it is? What could be? Many people couldn't it. Let's
what is the huge East Texas and falls into a wealthy,
socialized magnetic orbit. We're a clique, click cliche, clousewives, deadly

(01:14:13):
secret clique. Okay, well, amazing, Okay, Well that's the way that.

Speaker 10 (01:14:19):
I found out was probably the most I was sitting
there like making dinner, having it on while I was
watching it, and the first scene that he comes up
on is pretty raunchy, and so I'm looking there and
I'm listening, and then i look because obviously he's Kiwi,
but he's got an American accident on, and I'm like,
holy crap, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
How weird? Watching? How weird watching a raunchy scene on TV?
But you're also done like that, that's same, That's wild, Okay, amazing.
Let's go to Nadia. Nadia, good morning, good morning. Did
your ex go on to greater things?

Speaker 13 (01:14:54):
Yes, I'm the Heath led you girl.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Oh my god, that she is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
You dated Heath for how long?

Speaker 12 (01:15:02):
I was about six months.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
It was a decent stint.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
When you were thirteen, you dated him, so we met
at a school disco.

Speaker 13 (01:15:10):
I used to go to Mary's Anglis and Bill Grammer Boy,
And yeah, it was about six months. It's quite funny
because the amount of people that don't believe me, but
my mum's always happy to jump on the phone.

Speaker 9 (01:15:25):
He was the nicest guy that apparently I even dated
when I was younger, So mom loved him.

Speaker 12 (01:15:31):
I loved him.

Speaker 9 (01:15:31):
Yeah, I actually broke up with him because he did
theater arts, which was.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Quite broke up with he flincher.

Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
Yeah, you don't never seen any of his movies because
I can't watch them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Really, why did you not want to go with someone
doing theater arts? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:15:51):
You know when you're young, you know people pay you
out because yeah, and you know, I always thought we
crossed carbs and so it was quite sad when he
passed away.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
You know what you would love? I would start with
Brokebak Mountain started I hate about you do a night sale?
Because how did you react when the news broke that
he had passed away?

Speaker 14 (01:16:18):
I was absolutely devastated, to be honest, for so many years,
I actually moved to Sydney and I became a journalist
and I used to do movie reviews when I was
a cadet journalist. And he used to be a joke
in Channel seven that you know, if he ever had
to go on the premiere, you have to go and
interview him because he would just drop all of his
pr training because he knew me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Yeah, so he remembered you and you just catch up.

Speaker 13 (01:16:44):
Well, I can imagine he would remember me. Yeah, we
had some pretty cool times.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
It was Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, well you
never forget your first lafe story so much so I
think cooler the cooler of the week. Congratulations, got a
Chimus warehouse prospect you Natdi are well done.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Yay, thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
You guys have a great day, you too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Thanks to Chemi's Warehouse. Home of the biggest brands at
the lowest prices. So many texts and calls. We'll get
to more of those next.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
I want to know right now if your ex has
gone to be great gone on to greater things.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
My ex room when I was fourteen years old.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
My first ever boyfriend is now the Deputy mayor of Wellington.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Do you think the prior to this he would be
like I dated who would see you on TV? I
dated who in a Swotan? Do you reckon? He's trying
to politically distance I reckon keep that quiet politically.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
I got a fright as well, though, I was like, I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Think I think that would be a phone and topic
for another day. Who are you distancing yourself from?

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Who you quiet distance yourself from?

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
I'm still reeling at the heath Ledger wild I know
missage second from the top from Donner. Okay, let's go
to a legally we can read that one out. Okay, Anonymous,
who did you date that went on to better and
bigger things?

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
So well, my ex husband went on to the Bachelorette
in Australia and one oh.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
We won the Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
When did you watch that? Did see his husband or
ex boyfriend?

Speaker 12 (01:18:13):
Ex husband?

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Wow? Wow? What season? I'm going to look it up.

Speaker 10 (01:18:20):
It was in twenty nineteen and I was living in
Australia and then I moved back home.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
So Auckland, yeap handsome. We hate him, we hate him.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
It's all good.

Speaker 10 (01:18:39):
I mean I did watch it and we I mean,
like when obviously things ended, it was a little bit
not great.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Of course it became amicable.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
I mean I only wish him the best.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
Now he's married and I've got a new partner and
his child now, so he's.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Not married to her though, is he?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
No, no, no, It's shocking that the reality show relations.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
What was it like seeing someone on a reality show
that you were married to and then seeing them act
on the show where you like, that's not him.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
It was interesting because like obviously our relate, like our
relationship was in the beginning.

Speaker 10 (01:19:18):
It was very much how he was on the show,
and I guess with what we went through.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
I just hoped that he learned and I learned things
from each other and and grow forward.

Speaker 10 (01:19:34):
But okay that worked out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah, so weird seeing your except of reality show. Just
so you'd be stoked though if you broke up with
them and they were like a douche and then they
portrayed themselves as as that. Do be like this portrayed
me and you can be like anonymous thank you some
messages And I'm not going to read out that one.
I'll just read itsly, just will take that off here.

(01:20:02):
Do you want to read it here? Yeah? You just
we won't be reading that one out on reading. My
exp became in Auckland's Ghost House Buyer Ghost House. I
don't know if that's I don't know because we we've had,
you know, yeah, big names and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Even a year later he was in the paper you
went on to do big things.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
When I was thirteen, I held hands with Jamie Dornan. Oh,
it was my stage boyfriend in a community theater production
in Bangor, Northern Ireland. But there was a photo of it,
and I tell people that's my boyfriend, Jamie Down was
my boys a handsome man.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Oh god, look at that. There's my ex on that billboard.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Gosh, my boyfriend and I was thirteen was that hot
hipster bodyguard that was just Cinda's bodyguard with the beer
and viral. He was so hot. Yeah, but I imagine
he didn't look like that when he was thirteen. God,
you said that quickly, didn't you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Just I looked him up for sure. When she was
Prime Minister, I was there, who's there? Who's there?

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
And you and Haley was like, can we just keep
interviewing the Prime Minister? Yeah, in the studio, Yeah, in
the studio, in studio, and then she'd you know, make
sort of like vague threats. Yeah, put face down and choked. Yeah.

(01:21:31):
My ex featured in The Woman's Weekly for having a
Lord of the Ring style wedding. Is Apparently they bonded
over their lave for the movies, despite the fact that
they never wanted to watch it once when we were together,
and I kept asking.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Oh, side step though Frodo Bloody crashed a wedding, didn't
they hobbit?

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Yeah? And while I was like, oh my god, that
would be amazing, there was still part of me that
the bride would have been like, this is my day,
Papa jacket. Yeah, mi' had an ex becoming all black,
another one become a professional box out, and the other
one's in jail called the Spectrum. You've got a type there.

Speaker 10 (01:22:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
I was like, and they sat all sound wrapped.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
I'll say I love someone saying if I went out
with Christy Brinkley's niece for a year, now, that's a
stretch of the bloodneys.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
I don't know. It's got to be her, yeah, because
otherwise she's just like her husband's blood stretch, stretch, big stretch, crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
It's not about message done.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Come on, please, you're next. You're on the radio, our apple.
We're handing over the show to you. Georgia basketball imports
and christ it's just to annoy the appearance in the
day Player.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
No, I did write dat a rugby player though. But anyway,
this song is coming out become become famous.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
I don't know, know, No they didn't no, no, no, no,
nothing too exciting, nothing too exciting.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Guys, Let me guess what song are you're playing today?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Songs? Are you playing any songs? You're wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
She just trying to mock us.

Speaker 12 (01:23:05):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
I'd never do that to you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Hey, guys, apparently been the company's most successful podcast. Isn't
enough they want asked to tell people to tell more
of their friends.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
To I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that
the company makes, the real losers. Yeah, like yeah, maybe
maybe we won't say that. Maybe we should even encourage
people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes,
but only after ours. Yeah that and not more than ours.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
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