Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 31st 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitium podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Police's Big Pod, brought to you
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Good morning, Happy Friday, Welcome to the show. Fletched, Vaughn
and Haley. For those keep in count Day five of
Balley Belly.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh yeah, it just had a really white the pre
show a blushits wow, a rattler.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You got none mind? Twenty four hours. How did I
not get it? We all ate and drake the same thing. Yeah, skinny, skinny,
Oh my god, I hope. So said, do you do
not wash your hands? And you know what it was?
You were hand sanitizing. I'm anti hand sanitizing. I hands
a few times and then I think you lost.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
They the Sandy's in my handbags stilling the y I've
got it.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It wasn't lost. It was just in Haley stand, which
in its own way is a lost. Yeah you know
what I mean? Yeah, thing is the top Sex is
coming up. Kmart and I have introduced a fifty dollars
bond for trolleys. Yeah, so you have to return them.
I guess after you take stuff out to the car.

(01:15):
Are they like those airport ones? Or those other trolleys
you see overseas where you put a coin in it
unlocks it and then when you return it cops it
backs up the money or do you have to give
it to security at the front door. I don't know
how it works. Just a huge shirt. It's just a
huge dirt. Is that fifty bucks? And he's got a
little coin fifty cents? You said fifty bucks, fifty cents

(01:35):
written down, then you just said fifty bucks, mentioned fifty cents.
You're not getting a new trolley for fifty cents. That's
actually more annoying than fifty dollars because he has a coin.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Who even has a note?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Can you know what to pay?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Like? You tap?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Can you tap? Well, the thing is people kept nicking
the trolleys or nicking off with them. Yeah, you know.
It's a fifty cent coin to use, which you'll get
back at the end of your shop with us.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
It will be one of those machines you put it in,
clicks off the one trolley like a bet you get coin.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
But that's I mean the signs an e laminated printed
out piece of paper, So I don't think they're rocking
super high tech.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay, Yeah, that's how long.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Is it going to take to recoup the costs on
the trolleys? No? Fifty cents. They're expensive, aren't they. You're
like hundreds of dollars each five hundred each.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
One though, when you do steal, when you go for
a ride and down the street.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Don't be the person that gets in the trolley. Be
the person that stands on the back. It's just far
easy to bey. Yeah, it's easy to sacrifice a friend
that way. Yeah, yes, then yourself. Well, the top six
dealing with the top sex reasons you won't get your
bond back on a k trolley. The final Vaughn's ten
dollars suburb coming up just before eight o'clock this morning.
The financial period but.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
This financial year.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Next on the show, though.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
There is a man who has come up with a
very interesting way to help pay for his wedding.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And if I was his wife, I would not be happy.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
The fleet wall and bed a couple of.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Days ago, there was a beautiful wedding. Sorry to interrupt
past the pencil, We've got got one, thank you, I'll
do that. Also, think he's sorry, Haley.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Carry what's young though, is he sharpens the pencil with
the apple knife.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's a good knife, for it is the only it's
the only knife in this I can shove.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, just a bit cross condamn, sharpen it onto this paper.
Need the pencil back.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is a good my nice a good wit. Okay, great,
thank you? Sorry, Haley, carry on.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
If I die from lead poison because I've been ending
your pencils to turn on?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Should this be recorded? What do you mean do people
get turned on saying a man us a knife a pencil. No,
that's not really doing it for you.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Waight to hear?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Look, don't look at the pencil and look at me instead. Yeah,
that's eye contact. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
I'm already done. I mean, just talk to me when
you're doing one of those ex competitions beautifully sharp laugh,
just cross it off. So I've done a sponsorship mentioned.

(04:08):
How was that pencil's beautiful? Beauty?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Ah ight, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I'm just gonna get the vacum.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Clean the vacuum up there, okay, or you carry on? Haley, No, no, no,
because I don't want to make a noise. Make it
always well, I wouldn't put it on the paper why
is it broken? Is it not charged?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Eh? There we go.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Hey Haley, now the vacuum is not doing it for
me as much.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's not as SICKO.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, it's time I seen the vacuum cleaner used on
a disc.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I would have taken off the head and use the
short stack.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
But okay, I would have swipped it onto the floor
and sucked it up here. Same same I would have
done that.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
So I do it in the ketcher. Yeah, okay, are
we down there, lovely? Would we like to leave the
studio clean for bran clean?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Testa okay, well as you as you were, sorry, Haley,
carry on doing the floor as well.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
On the floor, that's all right, Okay, chuck that back
on the charge because it's a cheapie.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's a knockoff like lasting upstairs. And then if this
isn't you know a representative the company Hierarchy Husky has
got a dice. He's got a dice in the LA
Yeah is from Tim All right, well this is New Zealand.
As you were, sorry, before I did with the pencil

(05:29):
in that off place, think you I.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Took my finger off that trigger?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Pay fifteen incondes ago. Yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Sharp studio clean. There was a man who was getting
married in Europe. His name is dagger Bert ran Off,
and I just think that's a great name.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Darker Bird.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Ran Off realized that having a wedding shock horror is
quite expensive now as a salesman, he was like, I
see a some potential here to it's some money to
help me pay for this wedding. So what he did
was he treated his wedding tuxedo as a sponsorship billboard

(06:08):
of sorts.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Like a Formula one driver. It's like a race can
or like cyclists have all the they.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Say, yeah, look like an E sports jersey or or
a hockey jersey or something that all the brands and stuff.
He sold ad spots to various startups, and he secured
sponsorship from twenty six of them. Wow, but here's the thing. Okay,
I'm going to show you the suit. Oh god, the
ads ads buy this, buy that? Okay, I will.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, here's the suit. Speaking of which, we've actually got
some ads coming up on the show soon. Oh yeah,
I'm looking forward to. Actually, dude, no, just don't get married.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
There's an AI company there AI company. There's a company
called lucky note crawl chat. They all feel like little
you know, computer startups.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I would say, the wife looks class.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
He's got a cute little saying, oh she's got no sponsorship.
Now what this What he did was he ended up
selling twenty six startups, breaking down to ten thousand dollars.
But then he paid two thousand, five hundred taxes and
spent five thousand, five hundred on the suit Jesus, leaving

(07:19):
him only with a profit of two grand.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I think, if you're going to have all of that
on your suit, you don't want five.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Grand on it, or you want more? I want more.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, and
he didn't even break even. No, he made two grand.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
He made after Texas and the cost of the suit.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, he's like, oh I needs.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
To thank all the startups on the big day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I mean it's the We're hearing a lot of these
stories with you know, the cost of eleven crisis all
over the world. Don't get married because people we were
talking what just the other week about people selling tickets
to their weddings. Oh y was ding this is the
news or even just normal.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
If you bought a ticket to a wedding though it
was ship.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Do you know what I mean? The type of people
that want to buy a ticket to a wedding with
his booze are going to be like trouble, trash, They're
going to be trouble. They're going that you would do it.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I love weddings, and I feel like in our friend
group we're kind of running to the end of the line.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You're kind of asking people to get married again.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I know, even though.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'm like, that's an insane thing to do.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
You know what I mean, You're not for it, but
I'm not for it and why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
But please invite me when you do the z M
podcast network lay z MS flesh Worn and Haley. Imagine
it's the week of your exams and your teacher. I
still have dreams, Oh me to cramming. But I'm at
school and they're like, oh, it's exam time and I'm
like but I'm like, forty, what am I doing here?
And I'm not ridy. You're in the workplace and you

(08:55):
haven't done an exam since school? Yeah, yeah, that's the
topic point. What's the top drinking?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
You could bluff your way through English?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Now English I couldn't no, and is year nine. I've
been looking at her maths and it's I can maybe
do half of it, yeah, and then the other half
is I'm sure we were learning that and like for form,
well that's exam season now. Yeah. Here and in Australia, well,
in Australia, one hundred and fifty students who taught the
wrong ancient history topic for their final year exams In Queensland,

(09:26):
how did they get this so wrong? When the last
name Caesar? Oh no, who knew you were more than
one famous last name? They were meant to study Julius Caesar, Yeah,
they instead learned about Augustus Caesar. What their whole entire
like State of Queensland, so I know. So there was

(09:46):
a Brisbane State High School in South Brisban was the
first to sound the alarm, and now eight more schools
are like hold on, but we also queens and yeah,
like Flagstone Community College. There's state high schools and all
sorts of things that wouldn't be subject that many kids
would do though, right, No, it's not like it was
a you know, an English or a mass Yes, that's

(10:07):
the file. One hundred and fifty students across those schools.
Oh my god. So last year they studied Augustus season.
This year it was about Julius. So my favorite of
the Julius season is the one that invented the salad. Yes,
the and the month of July also has called him

(10:28):
a brilliant military general and dictator. Do we call dictators brilliant?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well, brilliant and at their thing?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay? Well, and then of course his Augustus was his
grandnephew and adopted son. It was like him, and then
he inherited everything, right, right.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
They're different people in different times, yes, and the information
is not that transferable.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
So what did they have to do that decramed to
learn about the new One person learned everything about Julius Caesar. Well,
I mean you kind of you know the sort of era,
the gist of it.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Probably go and watch, you know, the Shakespeare played Julius
Caesar on DVD or something.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Gives you a bit of a bit of an overview, stammer,
bit of a catch up. I remember Classics was identifying
because I did Classics. Did you shout out miss shout
out missus Thomas? Now I just did it because it
was Somebody said it was a small class, and I
always just found the small class subjects were more fun,
more attention, more attention for the popular ones because bigger audience,

(11:35):
a large audience. Yeah for my crowd work. Yeah, I
did classics, and I remember you had to identify classic
pieces of art, like heaps of vases with diddles on them.
That's a boy did I watch?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah? And as little half goat as little half goat,
dudes around feed and dionysis the grapes.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes, how did you go in your excent? It's pretty basic? Okay, Yeah,
I think I got in like the high seventies. It's
because they talked you and then you had to write
an essay. So I remember there was like the identified
identification of like the arts and stuff yep, and what
vases this and that and what does it represent? And
then there was like, now tell us about God, and

(12:18):
haven't you put that to use all the time? Come
in handy for this one break on the radio? How
many years later? Let me say I didn't do it well,
I'm maths play from the unmoderated comments section. This is
the top six came out wrote through our shoppers are

(12:40):
going to be amongst the first in the country to
be charged fifty cents to use trolleys. Apparently Australian came
out already. Does it really steal trolleys? But if you
want to steal a trolley for fifty cents, you're still
getting a starg and it's a bargain trolley. Yeah. I
remember supermarket supermarkets always had this issue, and some of
them have hired helicopters over the years to fly over

(13:02):
neighborhoods and find them. Find them so expensive sole expense
of it even makes hiring a helicopter worth it. And
people dump them in streams and rivers and the lakes.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
That you're used to.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, don't pushing them over waterfall, No, absolutely, so a
couple of silly bellies on my hand. When you get
them out, of course you've got to give them lots
of scrubs, yeah, or plenty of cups.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, they're felthy.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah. Staff member wrote through. I said the shopping trolley
was a major one. The issue of them going missling
is a major and last Christmas Eve the still run
out of trolleys and had to have more sent down
from Auckland Christmas Eve. That sounds like a Christmas movie
seeing the trolleys trolleys? Can we Christmas movie you've ever seen?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Are you going to be over at mine for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Eve?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I've got to deliver these trolleys, the lost trolleys, and
having rode through a lake's council return the trolleys was
costing them thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Wait, people checking them in the lake. Yeah, sounds like this,
or just leaving them out and about it and the
council have to return because they just rubbish on them,
you know, just discarded on the side of the right. Yeah,
you will be if you don't have a fifty cent
corner and you will be able to pay for it
to check out. Small wheeled baskets are still available without
pangamd I do they take those off? They take those

(14:16):
off yet at the year at the checkout like them
because you can't ride in them unless you're tiny.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
As your tiny child and I'm not.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Top six reasons you won't get your fifty cent deposit
back only came up trollly number six on the list.
You use it as a colander for a mega batch
of spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Big big thick noodles because the all guy there real
thick unless it's pool noodle size.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, pool spaghetti, pul spaghetti. They won't go through the
trolley cracks. Pool spaghetti already, pul spaghetti on a sweater,
already pull spaghetti, pul spaghetti. Number five of the list
of the top six reasons. You won't get your fifty
cent deposit back. And you came up trolley. You left
a wet receipt in the bottom, take it out. I
was gonna say a cabbage, a cabbage leaf, but it's cane.

(14:59):
It doesn't have cabbages yet yet. When they get cabbages
they can have there. What's their brand, an Ancho Campo cabbage,
and you won't know how they doing.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's so cheap.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, but it's like just as good an all last years. Yeah,
as long as you don't look look on the bottom
and say that this says anchor, I defy you to
tell the difference to something from a more expensive How
do they get all the way from Indonesia and bed
this cheap?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, yeah, and this fresh well. Number four on the
list of the top sex reasons. You won't get your
fifty cent to positive back And you came out trolley.
You made the wheel wobbly. You did, you did. You're
doing something and you've got a perfectly god trolley and
then you take a corner too fast or yeah, bump
into something all a sudden the wheels just like be
like that's how that happens. Yeah, it just doesn't magically

(15:44):
occur one day. Number three on the list of the
top sex reasons. You won't get your fifty cent to
posit back if you came out trolley you hopped it
up behind your boat boat and used it to dredge
the local harbor for seafood. Gosh, blob still a bit
of a prey fish'll be a great scollops. Got for
dridges for scollops? Yeah, delivered that falls through Apart from
del car there accident, you might actently get.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
At crab or crawach that to the to the truck
to the ute. Put it, put a tie around your
tie bar and we could go fishing. They'll be cut.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
The ute doesn't go in the ocean. Why not the
dredging You've got to be actively moving behind it. Why
doesn't a.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Ute go in the ocean?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
No, I just mean, like, couldn't we back up to
the along the waterfront with a big rope. Yeah, standing
out in the water, you drive on the hundreds of
meters out and then you just.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Put the three with all of our powers going half
yeah drunk, and walk it at it.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Low tide. Yeah, the high tide we're going to get
like an old tyring bot. But yeah, we're just going
to give it a by theunk. Number two in the
list of the top six reasons you won't get your
fifty cent deposit back. And you came out trolley. You
turned it into a barbecue. Oh that galvanizes. What I
will say, you shouldn't, so.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You shouldn't cook. You just light a fire underneath it.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
It's like a grate.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
But you should shouldn't galvanized. And that's very very bad.
But could you put a plate on the galvanized The
galvanized fumes will just get into your food. You shouldn't
have used a super bunker trolleys even lighting a fire
and sitting around it. If you lit a fire in
it so that air could get under the fire, it's
not good.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
The galvanized fumes not good for you. I don't know.
I will ask you not to if it's a fully
stainless steel trolley lock one.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Sock yourself out.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
But it won't be. It won't be and number one
of the less of the top six reasons. You won't
get your fifty cent deposit back on your cam out
trolley and you use it as a giant rat trap.
Get a stick underneath and some cheese the rats underneath.
You pull the string and the stick drops out and
the catch is not gonna work because those gaps are
too big trolley. Have you seen how big those ratskin? Yeah,

(17:49):
that's true, but yeah they come out of the mudpools.
But the size of the size of alsatians no offense
him in the German. Ah, that is the da stuff sucks?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Does that?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
M podcast network plays ms. We love the end of
the year wrap ups, don't we? Yes, I mean it's
radio fodder. It is fodder, radio fodder. We love hearing
about piglines of the year thirty first of October today
November tomorrow and already dictionary dot com have released their

(18:22):
word of the year. And vaen, you'll be well familiar
with this hyphenated phrase.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Nah, they've just got it as two words even six seven.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
That is dictionary dot COM's word of the year. And
everyone's like seven that's two words.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Sixty seven pronounced six seven and never sixty seven. The
dictionary notes six even it's going to be gone soon.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Also, it's only just like it's actually heaps of fine
if you do, just get on board. I don't know
what's happening here, bubbling. Have you just what mock your
kids for saying it? I am get it enough they
stopped doing it. Yes, so you've made it uncol cool. Yeah,
I like that, although you do. If you ever see
we still a number place said that it was GPT
like chat GPT had six seven after it. I'll get

(19:13):
out that was like the.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Six seven. They call it part inside joke, part social signal,
and part performance.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
But this is coming quite late in the year to
be word of the year. I would have thought there
would have been something else.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how long have your kids been saying it?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
A while? A few months, right, I think I've probably
first heard it, like July, July, August? Okay, probably what
other words did they say? What other words were in
the running or are they just the one undone? Because
the different is do different? Like yeah, the dictionary dot

(19:52):
com apparently just doing six seven. But like sometimes like
macquarie will be like, here's our word of the year,
and here it he No, they they just came out
with six seven.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
But yeah, do you think that the rapper Scriller who
wrote the song bracket six seven is going to go
on to do bigger things because of the.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Size of this explosion? No, the song itself is terrible. Yeah,
one and done. When are we getting the other ones
in the Oxford because they normally Yeah, they normally roll out
of November because mccollins Oxford, because I love the Oxford.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I thought we all had a different because I'm mcquarie.
I like Macquarie.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
They did the Bachelor's.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Handburgs of the Year one year. Yeah, No, I've always
been Oxford, Oxford throw and through. I'll await their judgment. Okay,
dictionary dot Com with a silly six seven.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
That n podcast Network plays that ends flesh.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
One and Haley Haley.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Silly little Pool.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
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Speaker 2 (21:04):
Today, Jesus, we're making some dark jokes behind the scenes.
You listener will never hear them. Today's silly little Pole
and it is all thanks to met Cafe. Keep your
morning rolling. With great confee. Today's question, have you ever
had a spicy fantasy about a friend? Just a friend?

(21:26):
Just a friend? But if you had a spicy for
some reason, in my mind it was like, have you
had a sexy dream about them? Because you can't control
your dreams, but you can kind of control your fantasy.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You're in the driver's Yeah, this would be something you
think about happening all the time.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
You see them and you're like, could this happen? Okay,
all right, definitely have definitely, don't look at I'm not
looking anywhere about you.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Don't you want what you can't have and he doesn't
want what you have? I know, no offense. I'm like, what,
have you had a spicy fantasy about a friend? Fifty
five percent of people said yes, Oh, I reckon way
more people. I think people are lying. I think they
also don't realize. Do you think people are turning it down?

(22:14):
I think they'relying to us, and I'm not going to
stand for it much longer. Well, that means forty five
percent of people said no, they haven't had a sixty
dole fantasy about a friend, and we are talking six
of us fantasy did we say sexual. We it's just fantasy,
spicy spicy fantasy. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, anonymous, keep
me anonymous, please, you bet. I read a lot of
smutty books, so I have a very active imagination, especially

(22:34):
when my friends are concerned.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
We're my friends.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
So do you think she's reading one of these books
and you know there's a imagining one of your friends.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Is a half house half man.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah what yeah, hot cintaur. That's so weird, how we
In the last couple of years, it's just been okay
to be like, yeah, mounted, half man, half.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Horse, but mine has to be the head. The top
half is the horse. He's got little man legs.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Meanwhile, for decades, lads have all been sitting quietly on
their little Mermaid fantasies because we don't want.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
To be outed as the freak. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I had a freeing go to Armageddon last weekend. Oh yeah,
they said the amount of cosplayers involving furries through the roofs.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Furries have moved into an acceptable part of society. Now,
I personally have never you know you do you? But yeah, absolutely,
I'm not gonna yucky yum.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
And if you're dressed up as a Lolla bunny off
space jam. I don't know, maybe even work. That's confusing
for me.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Jessica rabbit, far too much junk of Yeah man, Jessica
the or don't letting can get it. But he's not
a furry, so I pulled back from them.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, the tiger from Aladdin walks the tiger the rug.
Now we're in a different territory altogether. Melos said, my
best and we both joked that if I wasn't in
my long with my long term partner, we would have
been together. Hah. That's a funny joke that your long
term partner would love to hear. I'm sure, Ashley said,
happily married, but I had a naughty dream about Hayley

(24:11):
and my husband was allowed to watch. I mean, probably
make that happen.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
What wouldn't be the hardest give that a nud jud say,
I'll ford you that Instagram details me you can reverse
roles and slide into their.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
DM for a change.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Jackson says, it's happened too many times. Unfortunately, I have
a pin shant for falling for my friends. Oh, Jackson, Emma.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I said, I was I stored there.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I was trying to think of a joke because his
name was Jackson. I was gonna say sorry, miss sorry,
miss Jackson, Sorry, mister Jackson, doesn't am.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Your friend never cause of fantasy. I am so this joke,
se Yeah, it sucks hard for us.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, yeah, said hell. Yes, woke at the worst time
and tried to go back to sleep and keep dreaming,
but that never happened.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
You're about to you know, Oh.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
My god, I know. And then you wake up and
you're like, straight back into that dream places and you
go back and it's not but you have a scary
dream and you wake up. You're like, god, I hope
they even happens, straight back into it when you full
to sleep.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, that's not fairh Shania Twine says, I had I
had a six dream about my husband's friend who was
a sixty cowboy, and things got very spicy.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Indeed, Fringret was wondering why I was acting to walking
around him. In the next catchup, we all had had
to come clean and out's running joke. Oh you don't
tell people, You never tell people. I think I think
I would just because it's funny.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I mean yeah, and also if it's a fantasy, if
I tell them, you're getting closer to making it.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Actually, if it's a dream, you can tell them because
you can't control your dreams. But if it's an awaking fantasy,
quiet the nose are lying his carrow. Yeah, Abby, he said.
We were swimming all normal until he ran his fingers
through my long wit here everything went into slow motion,
and then fantasy after fantasy out of nowhere. Fantasies have

(26:11):
since become reality. Though, Oh what a cross the line. Wow,
that's going to be the message for that's going to
be the fifty dollars met cafe Voucher for that, respond A,
I mean, do we need to add She's already got
the she's she got the car, she already got the
slices muff, she got the slicing of the whole book.

(26:33):
She completed that newb said, I've had.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Fannies, spicy fantasies, spicy fanish I have fanny fantasies all
the time, spicy spicy fantasies with friends, back when I
was more reckless, incredibly fine memories.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
So they acted on the fantasies and made them. Wow,
I'm a no, But after seeing the results of the pole,
maybe I need new friends. Is stiffany imagining you might
just have mangers always get hot friends. Yeah, you have
to have hot friends. I'm pretty sure that's how gays
get to know each other before they become friends, says Taylor.
Fantasign about each other and be like, I don't want
to do that. Yeah. Yeah for me. That one loves

(27:08):
stirring the pot and they sell the little piles on
behalf of the gays and we love you a little
gay pot. Oh oh wow, I'm going to think that
came out wrong. Did that little gay Pot? I can
see Taylor's profile, but you did it. Maybe I'm flirting too?
Did it well for selling little Pole? Today we asked
have you ever had a spicy fantasy about a friend?
And fifty five percent of you said yes, we have

(27:30):
plays it in flesh one and Haley deeply it needs deep.
It's the sun of Barley that has kissed me too hard? Right, Well,
I was there sunscreen, guys. I was encouraging sunscreen at
every turn.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
You are the weirdest person screen on each other, didn't
we when we were at Barley?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And I think it's brought us closer as a trio. Yeah,
it really has. Yeah, thanks, for the stall. There, guys,
the casino ads finished on YouTube, so we can hit
our carry out conversion of this. You just please have
you see your feet and sign a role that says
fame miss to Shon's hat. Shannon's hat, Babe. We really

(28:12):
should get into the studio and record it that session.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Just as a side note, when we finished Vorne's ten
dollars suburb, you can use that money you've been giving
listeners to pay for YouTube premium so we don't always
have to wait for the ad to finish. Yeah, or
just sign on my account.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Horn. It's an idea, just an idea. But then you're
going to see the YouTube vide as I watch, it
is mad. I don't want your algorithms, you to your court.
It's YouTube. How about it be Oh, I don't want
to other algorithms. Nay, they know it is shocking that.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I wouldn't consider paying for YouTube premium. Here I'm giving
away a YouTube premium for two and a half days. Yeah,
I know, this is my point. Okay, exactly what Shannon
joins us for a Shannon's hat. Good morning, Shannon, good morning.
Every time you guys mentioned Balali, can I have a
free star.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
There has been.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
There has been the show saying we're basically repeating Haley's
twenty two Bali. It's okay because we went this time,
whereas the last time it was just.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Haley was I went to Bali.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
So now we're feeling like that you will go to
Bali too. I don't know if I will.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Really, Well, you're not really a barley person. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I must sit down. Yeah, that's when you have your
holidays in South lond and that for you holidays.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
And I've booked and I've got another trick coming, going
back to the chicken farm if I am well, it
got blown over in the storm. You know, the chickens
got blown around, The chickens homeless.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
None of the people I saw ninety thousand chickens needed
to be home down there.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Should I can't be right on the street and blankets.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
There's no streets down there.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Carwen laughed way too hard of that joke. She's canceled.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, it's always canceling things, and.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Wow, she just she's the most problematic one.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, Shannon's back.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
It's not for rehoming chickens.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, that I'll work on that.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
I was going to say, if you were hatory home chickens,
dressed them up as golden retrievers.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, or get those.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Little plastic human hands for them, because I mean that
was so cutey A hack for you today.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Man.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
You know when you're cooking and you overheat something but
you are hungry, You're like making a pasta and you're.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Like, I just did it's the other night with a
stir frind. I wanted to eat it so quick and
it burnt the roof of my mouth.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I was like, your group's got too much sugar.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
If it's getting it hot as you as you get
sugary sugar, sugar, that's why it gets so hot because
of the sugar. No, it also gets hot because they
do it on an eight or nine. I really, stir fry,
Why don't make it? You're not making a nice lame

(31:07):
You're not making I just would know. I'd rather have that.
I'd rather have the elements individually. No, you never eat
a sturf fry and go. Man, do you know what
said you? You asked me what's for dinner tonight? For
what's for dinner tonight? Homemade burgers? Yeah, have for dinner tonight.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Stir fry.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, you've got some vegetables. You get a bit of
a stir fries. I know, I suck at stir fries.
Just be better. But yeah, stories no, yeah, I make
I make a good stir fry.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I don't know, man, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Anyway, well you make it.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Too hot and you're like, I just want to eat
this delicious stir fry.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
What am I going to do?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
I've got a hack to cool down food real quick
so you can eat it like instantly ice cube. No,
because then I would water it down.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
My water enough as it does. Get don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
The You know when you go to a place you've
got gas, you should auld a crank a walk. I
don't know, I don't know. Crank some of the cheap
you crank loves will. The problem is that some of
the chicken's got so much water in it.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
You wanted to put that in the dry it?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
No, you need to silk it. No, dryer silk the
chicken with a corn starch. What keeps it in?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
You know when you do that silking process, that's how
the Chinese food. Chinese restaurant tell me what silking is?
Like you put is that what the Mormons. I don't
want to have six soaking. No, no, no, no, that's some.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Put it in and then somebody else shakes the children.
Oh my god, I love these religious loopholes. It doesn't count,
it does.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's called velveting. Sorry, I've got the wrong, fan bro
right wrong. So it's not silk and velveting me. You do.
You're kind of like marinated and like a baking soda
or a corn starch, and it adds a coat and
then it stops the water leaking out and it makes
it kind of a little bite, not a bad So
it's okay velveting.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Okay, So you've got a hot dish and we need
to call it down creely.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
We've got somewhat havesations. Okay, so you wear a bar,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, But doctors have a different diagnosis for what's happening here.
You know what I'm saying. What I what I am
saying is they can't diagnose you if they can't catch you.
They can't. That's my saying.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
This chair, and now I'm listening back into what Shannon's saying.
What are you saying, Shannon?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Okay, so turn to your freezer.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
I don't want to put ice in it because we
don't want to water it down right.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
And we don't because I've spent so long velveting the
beef and wait beef for chicken witness.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay, don't velvet first. I would first porns, drop half visitors,
turn to your freezer, not ice. But what else would
be a great way to cool down ice? Pack from
the fizzio? Close raspberries? Frozen raspberries.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
I want you to grab the closest popsicle you have,
and I want you to stir your now stir fry
with a popsicle now, So now I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Have a raspberry stir fry packet.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
You bring that thin Yeah? So you want to stir microplastics?
And this is the last time when you got two
fives and a four?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, how the mightier falls?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Also, I have mitt for smeltdowns. That's all I've got
my freezer, so just a little.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
The other half.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's really nice. Wow, I don't have a single tree
in my funny frozen berries.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Do you know what's funny is I went to shut up, sorry,
carry I went to the supermarket and I got the
four box of the Memphis Mountains, the caramel size, full size.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
It was the boys and brew one brain.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
So I had the four pair and then I had
a I was with a boy and I dropped him
home and I pulled one out of the box and
I gave it to him because there's only three peoples, now,
are you pad love dogging.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Memphis Mountain.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I'm around and give grandma a goo and she'll give
you a.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Grandma your meltdown talking for seventeen minutes.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
No, we have, we have, and that's we have to
eleven minutes.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I'm having fun. Okay, well, you can't diagnose us if
you can't catch us.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I can't had a moving to Okay.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
So somebody said we do this.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
We just two big metal spoons in the freezers.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Okay, yeah, there's a five star. I hadn't finished my hack.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yet because that's from Charlene. I think Charlene gets a
sing out. No, Charlene and Charline's head. Charlene gets five
stars in that hack. Charlene and somebody said a better
hack as a hair dryer on the cold setting.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Blowing a cold hair.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Okay, well it's.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Charlene's hacks four stars. Chans's one I'm giving it one one,
but Charlene's four, so we sing Charlene out. Yeah, Charlie
gets four stars.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Have you see your fade inside the the Road that
says the stars hack.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Charlie's hack, baby, Yeah, and Shannon getting the one there.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
But you know you did it's you helped Charlene get there.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, so look at it that way, didn't Charlene's been
doing it for ages and cahoots. We did it. We
like a volley.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
You know when you play basketball, isn't.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
You know when you bolly in basketball?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Podcast Network plays that ends flesh one and Haley. Guys,
I've just felt like I don't have anything on at
the moment. You are literally burning the candles at both ends. Again,
She's a blaze.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I'm off to toad on it tonight. I'm off to
Nelson tomorrow. Sold out, So don't even.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Bothering the retirement home capital. Yeah, you're just going around
singing to the old guns the North Islands, Nelson and
Nelson is the South Islands title. Yeah, it is beautiful
old people and you can see why. Yeah, beautiful, beautifularious.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well yeah, well I saw a spot in the window
thirteenth of December, nothing on and so it is the
triumphant return that no one asked for of my System
of a Down cover band, System of a Lounge and
we play downbeat acoustic covers of System of a Down songs,

(38:11):
and we are doing a show called Christmas of a
Down on the thirteenth of December.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Now, okay, when are you going to practice Christmas of
a Down and it's a perfect name. When are we
going to ruse the the Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Okay, so wait, are you playing Christmas songs as System
of a Down.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Christmas? Okay, there's nothing specifically Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Apart from the Christmas Carol, but no, it's just down
acoustic covers of systems of downline.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I could play it in the background so that people
could hear, Oh it's terrible music. No, we're not playing that.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
System of a Down.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Rules I will say, I don't play them here.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
We're allowed to have musical interests outside of Sabrina Carpenter
alone on tracks. Yeah, you know, I'm me and my
Poppet girl era.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
You know.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I can't get enough of Sabrina. I can't get enough
of Olivia Jane Benson Boone Boy. But I can appreciate
the the musical style with the System of Down. When
when did this last band? When did your band last play?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
The day before the Nation win into Lockdown? Oh wow,
it was de Simber twenty twenty, I think like a
way before, not the day before, but just before. No,
it was February February twenty twenty year we've been in Londo.
It was Auckland Fringe twenty twenty was the last time

(39:38):
that we did a live show. And then I constantly
tell people all the time, I'm in a band, I'm
in a band, like when win's your Nicks gurgy. Well
the last one was five years ago, so you know,
it's kind of it's quite drignant.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Well so do your other bandmates know you've got zero
time to practice about bandmates famously very busy as well. Yeah, yeah,
and the other band so it's just three of us.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Jack he's in Australia until I think the week before,
so it's going to be shambles, but it's going to
be a lot of fun and and you know, we're
a cool, funky band. And I do think that you
don't have to be a fan of System of It
Down because the whole thing is we strip back the metal?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Right, So you're a sad white girl in her bedroom
recording a tech talk of a popular song really slowly.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
But we do have things like melodica's right, what is
a melodica the one that you twote into through a hose?

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, they look like fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
And we've got xylophone. And we've got all sorts of
weird instruments where everything you'd find in intermediate schools because
medico as a school teacher. We have recorders, we've got pianos, guitars, basses, drums, everything.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I'll be honest, it sounds hellish, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
And you will be there on December thirteen, Well at
Basement Theater.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
What time is it.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
That is so late? What day.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I'm in?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
You plymouth?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Sadly? Sadly? Do you want to come to New Plumouth
and get out of this as we haven't seen? Sure,
it's a Saturday. It's a Saturday because I'm going to
pencil you in. Okay, what are we talking at nine thirty? Yeah,
Jesus that.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I've ever put anything that late in my calendar? All right,
it's true what you pay as well? Is it? Yes?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
You just play no people that can do more than
to do a dollar. Just pay the artists. No do
a dollar if they're going to be this silly. If
you're in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
If you're in Auckland and you want to hear some
down bit acoustic covers the system of down songs with
us a slight, very vague Christmas theme. Go to Basement
Theater Dot, go to inzit and come and.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Sales Flitch and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
A lot of chat in the UK about the renter's
right spill that is coming into play, which basically means
that landlords won't be able to ban you from a
bunch of stuff having pets been one of them because
of the benefits of pet owner sherp the you know,
mental health and and you're entitled to make it your
own home, and the benefits of a large dog being
indoors and scratching floors and spoken like a true landlord

(42:07):
chewing door holes in frames and skirting boards.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
As someone who had a dog in their rental for
how many years, a very light dog, yes, a very
small light dog.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
So there was a couple that moved into a rental
they thought short term they were looking to buy moved
into a rental short term and then they saw this
cat and they were like, oh my god, well we'll
just get it. Even though our flat is not allowed
to have cats. I'm in love with this cat and
we're going to be moving so so and so there's
like no I need to even like bring it up
or say anything. They ended up staying at the flat

(42:38):
for five years and every time that they had an inspection,
they had to hide cat.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
That's what you'd do when you had inspections, right, you'd
hide your dog, take the dog and the doggy daycare,
or you were allowed the cat. Um hm, I can't
remember there was a cat door, and that says to
mean there's a cat door.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah, we had when I lived in Wellington when I
first got rollig that it was an old old house
that had a cat flat.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
But the rule was no cats, even though the house
was falling too but it's not coldest. Everybody said no
cats because we don't want cats to live in these
awful conditions years exactly. Those poor those poor creatures that
can't speak to themselves.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
So every time we had an inspection, I'd lock the
cat flat and they'd probably just like the thing.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Trying to get and be like, I don't know who
that is, get out of here, and then yours.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
But in the same I know twice I've done this.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I've actually moved out of a flat and then moved
someone into it, a friend, I think, for seven months,
and I never told the landlord.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
They thought that I was still living there.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, right, So sub led in my flat to my
friends for a while when I was trying to save money,
and when we'd have inspections I'd just drop around my
old duve so that it looked like I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I don't think the land was noticing.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I was like, they're going to notice that a bid
smaller and like has this blue stripes.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
And then the landlord knows I don't use God God
do that.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah, landd knows my taste. So I've had pets and sublettings.
Yeah yeah, yeah, But this is what I want to know.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
What did you hide from your landlord?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
You were running a whole bloody business out of there,
or you had eight flatmates you're supposed to only have.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Three hydroponics in the ceiling, yeah, a hole in a
hole in the door that you put a poster over. Yeah,
And how long did you get away with it as well? Yes?
Oh my, I love these stories because like we've all
been in flats and something's broken and you're like, oh,
someone messaging. When living in London, I was the thing
that had to be hidden from the landlord.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Oh because what there were too many people in the flat,
very posh area of London in the eighties and we
were squatters.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
When living in London, I was the thing that yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
well I went hundred dance and him as a number.
We'd love to take your calls now, you can text
it nine six nine sex. What did you hide from
a landlord?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
We want to know what you hid from the landlord.
A woman's gone viral for hiding a cat for five years.
Discovered Shannon, you've been hiding a you had a black lab.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Yeah, we've still got them too.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Okay, how how many years has it been.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
It'll be coming up two years, okay.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
And so when there's an inspection you just take it away.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
So he's enrolled in a doggy day here and we
just pack up all his toys a bowl as beard
and chuck it in the back.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Of my car. Yeah, that's a clip bit of a classic.
You tell me what though from a landlord, I'm sure
your landlord would much prefer a black lab to a
myth lab. Oh yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah. It's all about perspective, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah, because I have to choose one or the other.
What kind of lab do you want? Man? Do you
want me to get one?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Sheddon?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Thank you to a chocolate or maybe a golden Yeah,
some messages in flatmate head as marijuana plants in the ceiling.
I had long gone, but the house got raided a
few months later and the police pulled out a collection
of rifles. I was like, literally joke, I was joking
before when I said hydropolic in the ceiling. My parents
found hydroproducts in the ceiling of the house that they
aren't what. They just left it there, Yeah, or they

(46:06):
did an inspection. No, they'd left them there. I think
it was weird. They only owned this house for a
short amount of time. They went in the roof and
the rules, all the stuff, and then pets in craigs
smoked at all. Yeah, they've never been the same.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
It altered their brains, honestly, Fried, we.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Readed a house that allowed us to have two cats Max.
We had four cats, two cats, two cats Max. So
on inspection day, do you pick which cats? So I
just get my cats or to look alike so and
just hope they weren't in the same room at the
same time, you know, Yeah, black cats, tell you tell
the difference before me. Yeah, that's actually racist. Oh god
is it? Can't Well, I'll pack up. You're really sorry, guy,

(46:45):
I'm really sorry. I had to hide a massive hole
in the wall that's gone, that's disappeared. I know, hole
in the wall and our first rentoys. I've got a
brand new washing machine and I didn't know about the
bolt at the back. You know, when you get a
washing machine and that it's shipped, you got to take
the bolts out of You got to make drum otherwise
it's just like well and anyway, the washing machine did
a jump and punched two holes in the wall. No,

(47:07):
what do you beg yourself to fix a hole in
the wall.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
No not, no, I'd know now more than I would
when I was renting. But yeah, no, no, don't you
put a piece of paper over it and paint over
it and just be like, I think there's the landlord,
the landlord spish there's the landlord fixed.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
We hid me from the landlord in London. I was
living in the attic, had to climb up and down
the ladder to get in there, living in the attic.
But you needed a pero and you've got to go
up down it's a ladder. Always needed two or three am.
I'd put it a little pot. Do you know what,
I'd have a bid pan, toss it up the window
like it was a Shakespearean days yiad start the black

(47:49):
plague again? Your fault. Someone said, if someone looking to
purchase their first rentill this isn't convincing me. It's a
good idea. Yeah again, what would you rather have a
black lamb? Or yeah, yeah, picky lab? Yeah, two flatmates.
I had to hide them. They helped me. Say for
the deposit though, And now I'm the landlord. Look at me,
I'm the landlord. Now look at me, i am the landlord.

(48:13):
Now what's the day? Was sublit because a lot of
people have got in trouble doing this on Airbnb, like
subletting a room and they can make more money. Yes,
and then the landlord see the listening on airbnb and
a lot of people have gone to court and had
to pay the money back. They're like, Hey, that's my
house that I want to sell one day with absolute
zero capital games, How dare you try to make money

(48:35):
off it? Renter? Yeah, So good luck to anyone that's
got a flat inspection this week. Oh yeah, plays Fleshborne
and Hailey play ms Fletchborne and Hailey. Vaughn's ten dollars suburb. Well,
it's the last of Vaughan's ten dollars suburb for this

(48:57):
financial year. And by this financial period we're saying here, yeah,
because because it could be bad before the end. Well,
Vaughn's got Christmas coming up. He's got kids. Yep, they
Oh my god, Oh my god. Where are they? Wait? Wait,
I forgot about them more and there's two of them.
Holy yeah. Now, did you come up with a final

(49:18):
amount of how much you have spent from your own
personal bank account? Nah, there's two hundred dollars, No, one
hundred and something. Fun thing about it, ten dollars at
a time. It does add up. It doesn't close to
two hundred dollars for sure. A couple of weeks. Guys,
don't put it like that.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I don't like hearing it a.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Couple of weeks is one hundred and then we did
a day, so it'd be like one hundred and forty.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
You'll be getting close friends and you haven't claimed it
back from the company. This is all from Vaughn's personal
bank account. It's amazing And this is how the game works.
If you're new to the game, we randomly generate a suburb. Now.
By the way, if you are listening right now and you're.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
The first caller through from this suburb, you win the
cash to Turner. And Hamilton suburb didn't exist when I
lived in Hamilton, didn't it. It's all new, Okay, it's.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
All got another one. Why is my Google Maps obsessed
with lone Star one of the suburb highlights around Let
me straight up, they just pay for it. I also
thought was a far biggest suburb. I feel like we
may have a couple of Whoosie Daisies and people think
they're in a road to Turner, but they're not in. Well,

(50:32):
if you're into the Google and New Zealand posts code now,
you just have to be driving through the suburb or
in it right now. You don't have to live that.
We don't want to hear from you if you're living there,
but you're not in that suburb. You've got to be
in the suburb to win first caller through all eight
hundred times it is if you're on the north side
of Thomas Road. There's lots of things named road to
Turner and technically not road to Tuna, right, that's technically

(50:54):
the road to Tuna North. Okay, I'm a bit of
a stickler, yeah, for a compass to action, So I
can't tell you about to Turner. According to the mok
Lonely Planet, he has nothing to do with Tuna either. No, no,
it's a Marti word. Tuna is eel and is Lake
Lake where there were early Lake, Early Lake. Kelsey, Good morning,

(51:20):
Good morning, guys, Good morning. You're claiming to be in
the suburb of Tuna.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I am. I am out walking my dog, hang on
a seek.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Are you listening to us on the iHeart radio app?
I was appreciate get off. Just take this time now
to mention to the listeners.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
If you update the iHeart Radio app, you can pre
set z M and our podcast in your favorite stereo.
Appreciate it is king off the KPI s here Kelsey,
whereabouts in the suburb are you.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
We need to verify this before we give you the cash.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
So I'm not like any I'm on Resolution Drive.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Resolution Drive.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Just find part of Resolution drive religious somebody where they
do the lights.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah, the other side of Hamilton is creepy, creepy, it's
a creepy something.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
What part of the Resolution Driver you on?

Speaker 8 (52:21):
So closest to Borman Road?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
So Borman Roads with the countdown is.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
A shopping conflict and there's like an under path.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
There is like a little pond and.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Like she describes, Yeah, I said I didn't say to
turn in.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
No, you're kidding me.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
You know me, I'm a stepler.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
This is the last one of the financial.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I mean she's going to what she's going to have
to power walk to get that fast? Thomas. Thomas is
technically what part of Resolution drive falls? One's going to
make me hang up on your counsel. I don't want
to do it, but I can put no hang up
on a hanger. Have dogs if you.

Speaker 8 (53:08):
Got I've got my dog Stellar, I've got Axel and
I've got a husky called Stormy.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
She's got a husky give it type of dogs and
the two other dogs.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
So Stellar is a box across and axles all for
like a Steffy box across.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
God, I want to be I want to rob your
house with those three dogs. You want to get the
sorry Kelsey, let's get a clear clear. Are you an
a tuna?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Sure I am, You're not an Easter West?

Speaker 8 (53:42):
No, just have a pass the Strength More Drive primary school.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Let's check that Strength More Drives give it a quick look.
Are you you're your right in the middle?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Well?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, whereabouts? And strength Moore? Are you down by the
primary school?

Speaker 7 (53:59):
I work at the premier?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, so you packed up at the primary school.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
You know.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
The weird thing about it is your your cricket patchure
at the back actually falls into a different suburb, right,
Are you at the cricket pitcher in the school?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
No, Huntington's the one.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
You're the winner of today's ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
As you any questions about the school?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
It's good enough for that. And actually on the school's
website looking for a clear Oh are.

Speaker 7 (54:26):
You it got taken off?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
What she's on web protection? Okay, well then we won't
say that. What color is what?

Speaker 4 (54:36):
What?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
What's the what's the primary color of the school? Like
the logo and stuff what's it's and the roof color.
What's the name of the principle, what's the what's the
principal's name? Carly Morris Prince? Who Morris Morris?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yes, how dear, I am knew that she did?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Clear? Congratulations, Wait there and we will transfer that Vaughan's
ten dollars ten dollar rise to you instantly, plays plays.
My mum lives with me.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Now we've talked about this very very briefly, but my
my parents have moved in to my abode and as
part of that there were I'm really realizing.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
That I don't have a lot of storage space. Oh yeah,
even though you have a giant garage and a roof space.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Inside the house for your day to day things are
in the spear room, where there is a small wardrobe
and nothing else. Right, maybe you could get rid of
some of the taxi enemy things and put shelving and
all first. How do you Yeah, shoving doesn't bring joy
like an arctic fox. An arctic fox from your seventies.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Could you get one of those ottomans that has a
lead on it, Oh my.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
God, storage, Sure, that'll look great in my house. You
can still a lot of gray ottoman with hinges. You
can steal a lot in a pod.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
You can store a hell of a lot.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Still a lot in automat you can, you can, you can.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I don't want it, No, I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
But what they did need is a chest of drawers.
So I have found them a chest of draws. Apparently
that she draws is insufficient. Right, So my mom and
I like vintage things, right, so she knows the ascetic,
she gets it. My mom found a chest of drawers
that she thought, Oh, I like this, maybe a bit big,
maybe a bit big, but they'll do for Craig and

(56:25):
I yep. Then I get a message yesterday asking me
if the Masda Sex sixty ambassador has a toba, and
mine actually doesn't. And I was like, why do you
need a toba? She said, well, I think I need
to get a trailer.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Yeah, I know where this is going. Yeah, I need
to get a trailer. I bought that dresser. This is why,
even when I do get a car one day, it's
never having a toba for this very reason.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah, I've had cars of tobars for years and it's
always been borrowed.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Does it have a toba?

Speaker 7 (56:56):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I enjoy being a person with a tobar. Yes, gotta
be a chance to show off my back skills. And
I've seen you back. You backed my sparble on my
skinny driveway. And I was like, well, I didn't think
we were telling everybody. Yeah anyway, So I said no,
but I'm sure Vaughan's ute classic a man's basket comes

(57:18):
to a forward. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Nobody comes to the bike bassador.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
No one, nobody's asking the bicycle anything the advantae apart
from saving the planet. Yeah you that, thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yeah. So I was like, I'm sure Vaughan does. And
in my head I was like, maybe we could borrow
the ute and I'll go and I'll go and do it.
I'll get the trailer on and I'll pick up your
bloody dresser and all that kind of stuff. But then
I was like, you know, it's not his car. He's
a Ford passaitter. So it's a bit of an awkward
gray space. So I messaged Vaughn.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
When I get a message that says Vaughansmith dot dot
dot from anyone the trouble, I am about to be
asked the for Yeah, Sunday, could possible ute borrow mums
purchased the dresser in Mount Eden as she has wont
to do. That's what I said. I said, I'm away
for it of the weekend, but late late on Sunday
I could do it, or I could do Friday. Yeah,
oh yeah Friday before I go. Yeah. So I said,

(58:15):
can I can you hit this dimensions and a photo? Yeah,
and it's a two person left yeah. And then I
you should see the size of this fing.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Well I didn't know, and I said, oh, mums, just
made it clear that if it isn't a you, I said, well,
it's fit in a you trae. She said, yeah, but
standing up, Oh my.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
God, no, that's going to need one now is dropping
that's going to need one of those house moving trucks.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah, that's human matey mate, So you say, hit me
with some dimensions, Well, but we might be able to
do this for you. I say, okay, ifing legend I swore.
Then I said her husband's going to be there too.
It is one hundred and fifty six centimeters high. It's
like a tiny person. Yeah, it is one hundred thirty

(59:00):
meters Whinrne's chin. It's not a person in fifty seven
centimeters day so this thing is I'm going to show
your picture hair flesh.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
It's a whopper of a dress. It's a tall boys,
it's a it's a tool boy dresser. Vinta should look
nice in the aesthetics square. Some stuff in a puff.
You can saw a lot in a tool boy here,
you can, I know. And they get me started on
how much you can fit in an ottoman. Oh I've
not tried.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I sent you the picture of it and your response
was just ha ha ha ha ha. And I said,
this birch about my mum, who's moving that with you?
You're gonna let this guy's.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Husband, this woman's husband right now, Patsy and Craigl will
be waiting. Yeah, probably no, wait a minute, was probably
your key.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
So basically my mum's just missing me as well, saying
has Borne contacted do? I was like, we haven't provided
the contact information.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
She sent me the.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Number for you to get in touch with her, the address,
and you've got to kind of work out the time
frame with this lady because it's sort of not pass.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Now you've got to work out no thing. And I'm
going to give you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
The number of the stranger you've got to meet and
talk with the husband who's going to help you. Then
I'll give you my mum's number, and you could be
messaging her being like I'm on my way and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
You've got to stop it and it's going to be
an absolute I've got strops and I've got some old
towels so i can put them on the hard parts
of thee so it doesn't Mark is a good boy.
Someone message I'm a full grown woman and that tall
boy's force enthim is taller than I. My mum just missed.
How would you get your undies out of the top draw?
You wouldn't be able to see one undies. You'd have
to pull them out. You have to climb up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
You put a ladder on the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Side and climb out at the top. I'm going I'm
at the top. Just missed. My mom did message and
say does he like cake? And said I'm trying to
be good. I do love cake, but I'm trying to
be a bit good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
And now she dis missed, saying it's not my fault.
You peasants don't know what a Scotch chest is. What's
a Scottish scott scotch Would you just do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
With a chest. It's at a chiest of drawers. I
love that. The Z podcast Network, what's going on? Ms
fledged Vaughn and Haley. We know how much of a
fan you are of AI Vornie. You love it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
You use it to organize your meals and answer all
sorts of questions and plan things.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I was like last night, I said Alan, what I
need to make a Perko bowl? Okay? And Alan said
this is this, this, this, And I said, I've got
all of those, and he's like, well, you need chicken,
avocado power, good luck. I don't feel like you need
AI for that. Like it's just every vegetable and rice,
Like it's not hard. It's not it's not hard.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
It's not every vegetable, it's not every visual the cause.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
I put pineapple in a poke?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Where are we Hawaii?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
They are Hawaiian, aren't they?

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Like you're the one who ordered two Hawaiian pizzas and balley,
I'm gonna put it. I said, we said we'd keep
that secret. And I'm sick of pretending. I don't like
Hawaiian pizzas. I'm sick of society demanding I don't like
I love it, Society. I'm not afraid to admit it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Mother, father, I'm a Hawaiian pizza orderer and the god
damn thinking of Thomas, son of mine. Yes, father, pizza God.
Imagine having to tell the other parents that your son's
come out and lacks pineapple and pizza, I know, and
they're like, oh, my, my, well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Thanks, my son's just gay. My god, how embarrassing for you.
My daughter's a lisbion and we're very proud of her.
But at least she doesn't need pineapple and a pizza.
Jesus anyway, like a Hawaiian for slow, don't you call
it this because your son it's just a phase. He'll

(01:02:39):
grow out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
He's a forty three year old man, and I'm finally
finding out who I am. Father what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Oh? Anyway, this is a great use of AI that
I think we should implement, considering the Youtwo flesh and
for one work with three women of menstruation age. Now
Kayla has used AI to she submitted her cycle into it.
Here's the length of the cycle and here's day one
of my periods. Right and what AI did was it

(01:03:10):
broke it down into it. Could I just thought Fletcher
is a little bit confused, She's not talking about a
bicyclenstre SI cycle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Yeah, there's one good week. It's the ovulation one right,
the rest, windfield, the rest. You know how Princess Ana
was trying to clear this mindfields. This one's why I
was a FIFO worker. I'd choose those three weeks. Oh
my god son, and then and no no no, no, no,
no no no, I'm three weeks on one week off.

(01:03:40):
So so let's call it O week.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
So what AI did was it made a little chart
for Kayla's boyfriend. It says Kayla's Minstrel Cycle Guide October
twenty twenty five. Okay, and it says hello. This guide
explains Kayla's cycle in an easy to read color coded
format with specific dates for October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
For this cycle, it breaks it down, Minstrel. Does she
had she put into AI? Like how if she sub
pt PMT or PMS worse?

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Yes, yeah, she's so she put on everything that she
usually experienced for a couple of all. Yeah, Menstreul September
twenty fifth to September thirty. It says, what's happening? Bleeding
low energy cramps possible more inward focus we bleed. We'remen's trading.
Ok best support, Ai says to the sky. That's the

(01:04:31):
best way you can support rest, comfort, patience, heating pads,
snacks and emotional support.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Brilliant you need.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
It's careful with the snacks.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I will say snacks, because you know, if you like snack, good, good, good,
then one snack's going to be like, what are you
trying to make me?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Fair?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah? Yeah, totally okay. Lightly gentlemen, carrots, are you quite
the run?

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Quick?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Run, I'll take, I'll protect you. Support and the mind's bleeding.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
I don't know. If I'm bleeding and some men brings
me care, it'll be like wow, okay. And also when
to bring us the scales at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
You know those baby carrots, they're actually just sand blasted
to look like baby does. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
The next one it breaks it down to fillicular. That's
from October first to the fifth. What's happening energy, rising, mood, improving,
more motivation and creativity, the best support.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Encouragement, fund activities, workouts, and social time. Then we move
into and say that week though, is like it's kind
of like we're coming out. It's patible coming out sometimes
for a cat, too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Many pats on the belly and then ovulation October seven,
October nine years while we get three.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Days of it. Actually, anyway, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Peak energy, confidence, highly better, communication is strong, best support,
date nights, compliments, connection, help with big things. Now I
will say no sex, that they haven't put six in here,
but honestly, yeah there now, And then it says, luc
you'll October ten to October twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Energy drops, PMS, symptoms may show, bloating, cravings, mood changes,
best support patients understanding, healthy snacks, space if needed, reassurance.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
This is genius.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Now, girlies, do you think, as women with partners and
with women that work with men, that this is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
I can see such a space for this, But my
partner is like a fletch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
He's five four, so I don't know, and I also don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Know when I get my By the way, I saw
Remer slice the Hawaiian pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
But you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
You can't, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And I only ate the Hawaiian pizzas worn.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
And we accept it. But wait, you said he's a magician.
Now you're saying he's working in the mind. No, I
just mean like fly and fly out all right to
the magician shows to the magic land and still get
boats and still gets Yeah, it's which is sequence as

(01:07:10):
long as he's a light shining on him. I can't
say sequence a lovers. Yeah, I mean I think this
is a good idea. Yeah, you think it's a good idea,
but I don't. I don't get a real period. I'm
on birth control a different but what happened you'd put
that into you get a phantom one? Like I know,
I get something, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Most of this out a little bit. Yeah, sucks the
life from you so that you, you know, you guys
can just have not worry about it. I don't know
where I'm at at my cycle, but I'm feeling bidy
week post post okay, but tell you what next week
far around, man.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
At the gym and I'll be lifting heavy in the bedroom. Podcast.
Needwork time for.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Active the day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Day day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do Today's fact the day it's been Japan week.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Here affected that interesting fact I had that you're tofi
the other night? Isn't it the best? We better with
check on. Yeah anothers you're wrong. It's a nice soup
that the broth is. Yeah, I'm in there. I love
when a broth. Ha's a lot of heavy lifting. Yeah, broth,

(01:08:39):
I'm here for a broth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Broth.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
But today's affected that of Japan, not broth related, Okay,
passport related, given that it's one of the strongest passports
for traveling, like you can go to a lot of
other countries no restrictions. And given the fact that Japan
is quite a wealthy country, what percentage of Japan of
Japanese population do you believe hold a valid passport?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Is it like America where they hardly travel? They don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Also, yeah, lots of like rural areas of Japan right
where they would live maybe a smaller life.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Or is it that nearly everyone has one. I'm going
to say everyone had n.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Because you raised the eyebrows. Oh no, botox there seventeen percent,
No one. They're one of the lowest passport holding nations
of the developed world.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Because what's America? Well, the stands I've got seid it.
According to Rustic path where cited, is that somewhere between
forty five and fifty percent now I think it's used
to be a lot. But I've seen a ground previously
and it was all the coast.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
The middle America is just style America America to see
water or other colors.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Yeah, but I'm apparently coastal America a lot of passports.
So in the United Kingdom, eighty four percent of residents
held at least one passport. And that's because now they
need them to travel to the EU. Right because they
left the EU and is like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
They still come here, come here.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
I think they still needed it their passport to go
to the Yeah. Yeah, but they were a part of it,
but they were just open flights like you like, it's
like once you get into Europe and you fly between
other European countries. Yeah, you're all good. Fifty three percent
of Australian population of current passport. What about New Zealand stats?
You know what, because I just some passport news the

(01:10:23):
other day, So that America is like any they reckon
quite soon and the next like they said this year,
but it's October thirty one that they're going to have
the passport on your phone. God driver's license where I
know we're a step closer, but let's get that the
driver's license on the imagine did.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Yeah, but it's all going to be by Yeah, anytime
you get a d am I right, boys.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Seventy percent of New Zealand citizens hold of passport.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Yeah that's high, that's high.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Well, we love to travel in our hearts. You take
into account how many New Zealanders weren't born in New Zealand.
So going home for the home country, immigration from Asia,
the Islands and everything, passports to go back your white colonizers,
Oh my god, Ireland and Scottland passports come here and
take maldi land. Yeah, do we need those? Probably? I'm

(01:11:17):
pretty sure Harms cross office and just took what he wanted.
Just a can do attitude.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
There's a can do attitude, and it's something to burn
down all that beautiful native forest and then turn it
into intensive farming, ruined the environment, and then wipe their
hands of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Okay, okay, voice, okay. Colonizers. It's weird being benefiting primarily
from colonization of a country and also being on the
left side of it. I don't know, I don't know, explainable.
So today's back to the day is only about seventeen
percent of Japanese citizens have a pass water travel internationally.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Fact of the day, Day Day Day Day Deep Doo
Do Do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Dude play dead MS fletch vrawn and Haley plays MS
fleshed one and Haley, have.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
You seen the trend on TikTok at the moment which
is like haunted house but it's you walking into a
room of all your exes or haunted house, but it's you,
and it gives these like great scenarios. Someone she had
haunted house.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
But it's my boob falling out mid fight and the
ref having to tuck it back in. And it is
an amateur.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Boxing match, like this is quite small, and you know
it's sort of a local community hall or something. She's
fighting along and as the female boxes do, they've got
their boxing shorts on and like a crop top sports bra.
She swings and out pops the whole time, and she
doesn't miss a beat. She swings to it, out turns
to the ref. He tucks it back in back for
another punch. Now you kind of think maybe this thing

(01:12:49):
happens all the time, because the ref was just.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Like yep, boom, I know the reference is so quick, yeah,
so quick, just like flips up the flips up the
crop top and she's.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Back in and she's back in the ring and she's boxing.
She's boxing again. So I mean mortifying moment, right. No
one wants to flash a boob. Oh my god, you
guys saw my nipple.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
I flashed you. We were we were in the in
the pool and the photos that you see through Vaughn
of Haley and I on the tubes, I did it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Were you taking photos of us from a bird's eye
view and as we were floating pasting the pool.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
I did a mock like as if I'm going to flash,
but I did. The one of the photos there's yeah,
I see another nap on our holiday, the girl that
was jumping up and down in the pool and a
bird fell out the bar. I was like, oh, it's
fallen out and she didn't know, and then the lifeguard
came into. This happens all the time, waves and hydro slides.

(01:13:48):
Tomstone stand a chart even I've done this accidenty once
getting out of the pool and shorts and the shorts
didn't come up. They weren't And I was like, but
nobody saw ryfully, Well, this is what I want to know, right, now,
when did you flash a bit? When did a bit
pop out at the wrong time?

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
An embarrassing moment, A little slippage maybe stood on the
front of your frock and it came down.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
In this is it market? Okay? Oh lighte hundred dollars
and he would love to know text in nine six
nine six boxes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Tip popped out while she was boxing. It flopped out
the top of her crop top. She turns to the referee,
He thumbs it back in and she keeps fighting so smooth,
blin can you miss its?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Well, it's happened to the best of us when dider
bits pop out. Susan, where were you and what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Oh god?

Speaker 9 (01:14:37):
It was good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Guys, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
I actually just arrived in London Heathrow. I was moving to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
London from US yep.

Speaker 9 (01:14:48):
And as I came out of the plane, I fell
off on the escalator. Oh yeah, and that accident turned
into a roller corp. If I push everybody in front of.

Speaker 8 (01:15:01):
Me, so a lot of people fell, and not only that,
if I reached down, I.

Speaker 9 (01:15:08):
Was so embarrassed, you know about the whole thing. So
when I reached down, someone pointed to me and look
your books looks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
So not only had you fallen down and like Domino's,
the entire escalator fell down, your boobs fell out as well.
Oh my god, Susan, not just one, Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
My god, out like completely outreola.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Oh my god, I haven't just been like I'm not
moving here anymore. I'm going straight home. Yeah, I nearly
did that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:44):
It was really embarrassed.

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
You know, someone has a video of that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Oh no, are you because it'll be on security camera.
It'll be a surprising song on escalator fails or something
on YouTube. I'm sure there is a channel. There's probably
a channel dedicated today, Susan. Thank you sharing that embarrassing moment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Katie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
When did a bit pop out?

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
My friend and I were traveling around while we were
in Rio de Jiro, as you are, you want to delightful, delightful?

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
It was amazing how.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Hot Brazilians Katie, Oh so hot? This might be a
a step in the mark. Katy. First, as Christian, did
you beg a couple of breezies?

Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
There may have been a couple of.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
The Brazilian bell Now, if you're baged the Brazilian, feel
free to tell us at any stage of the show absolutely.

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
Highlight. Okay, so we're pedaling around, So we just had
to stand out pedal boarding. We're pedaling around, you know,
it gets hard works. I sat down for a bit.
Then the instructor came over and he was like to
my friend and I, guys, get closer together and I'll
take your photo and oh yeah, And then as he
got closer, he canind of like pedaled.

Speaker 8 (01:17:00):
Away and we were like, oh, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
I suty wanted that photo.

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
But anyway, head a bikini's arm and i looked down
after a couple of and I'm like, oh, my feet,
I think I've.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
Worked out while white petal way and she goes why
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Like, malf of.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
My bed was literally.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Flip.

Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
I meane they could have been popped to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
I don't know, no wonder you begged the couple RESI.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
You made a flat escape, I said, one, just the one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
God, did you start going around the circles on the
pedal board?

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Yes, oh my god, if you only were one out
in the window singers, I've seen that in the America's Cup.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Were we, Katie, Were we in a state of grooming
of which we were pleased to be on, did you ben.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
You don't go to bre Zell without a Brazil Yeah, exactly,
but some people now you go full bush to Brazil. Yeah,
i'd something different. Oh right, what's whatever you want it
to be. But as long as you were happy with
the katie, that's really tackled me. Thank you so much.
A couple of text messages to finish before we're kicking
a Friday gams. O.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
There's so many of them.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Um. Someone said, I was at Chipmunks, which is an
indoor You guys are familiar with chipmunks, that indoor soft
play you take you kids do when it's raining and
they catch surrounded viruses. Yeah, they always come home with us.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
I was climbing up. I was wearing a boob tube
and then I fell and the grippy bit gripped onto
my boob tube and just pulled my bood tree down
and I rolled down this thing and I stood up
and my tits were out in front of everybody. Wow,
I must say a couple of dads did look for
a little bit too long. Go on, Yeah, as they
want to do. As a boxing judge of my fifteen

(01:18:52):
year career, I've never seen a boob pop out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
But in Wayan's you do see a lot of testicles. Yeah,
because they want to get the they want to take
off their undies and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Yeah, they're not a gram over.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Under way, not March, but it's to the gram. If
you're over, you can't fight in your Yeah. Lots of
people reporting in with hydro slide incidences. Went to witt
and Wild As a teenager came down the hydro slide.
Dad was cam courting and I was waving stop, Dad,
don't cam court because I knew at some stage on
the hydro slide and I stood out in the pool

(01:19:24):
and then I'd lost the top and Dad had it
all on camcorder and he laughed about it. But you
know that forets me that that could still be somewhere
in the family cupboard. Yeah, my husband forgot to put
the rubbish out. I could hear the truck. I ran
out of my ninety as I ran down the driveway,
bounced right out of the front of it, and the
truck boys are just pulling up at my place. They
just got absolute full boombage, full full ben full boobage.

(01:19:49):
Sheeapes Hey guys. Apparently been the company's most successful podcast
isn't enough they want asked to tell people to tell
more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it,
but we have to tell them to tell others to
I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that the
company make the real losers out. Yeah, like we're just yeah.
Maybe maybe won't say that. Maybe we should even encourage

(01:20:10):
people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes,
but only after ours. Yeah that and not more than ours.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Give us a sixty little review though, play Zi ms
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