Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 3rd 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the Policeman's Big Pond.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pets? Where how
was Nelson? Nelson was in credit.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I love now it's a beautiful day and an she
ended up popping into the cider festival. There was a
sider festival there. Wow trucks and all these different cider providers,
side of providers providers. It was lovely to slider slidder provider. Yeah,

(00:33):
and toting was beautiful as well.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Great audiences and that's my show. The Baron is done
in New Zealand for twenty twenty five. Thank you to
everyone who came and attended. It's lovely, good stuff, funny,
I tell you what funny. Who's funny and modest? Important funny,
world class comedy, modest. Now big show today, But I've

(00:55):
got a fairy on our hands and I think there's
may be lost on the listeners. But around seven thirty
this morning, what a treat for you, Haley Sprown. Oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy, I know how getty you got
last time this happened. We've got the key. We firefighter
calendar fine and fighter calendar boys. What sorry I'm going
to get together before.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Then they came in.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Was it last year or the year before that?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
The boys came in and joined us in studio and
it's such a treat. These are the fire fighters who
are on the calendar, yep, and they're coming in a
studio and I doubt that we wearing shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And also after eight o'clock on the show this morning, Vaughn,
we're going to add another spice girl to our collection. Yeah,
because our third. We're going to chat to Melanie see
of course the Voice Final Australia last night, Cassie Henderson
missing out, Yes, sadly, but what do you call them? Mint?
She was her mentor is that what you call a mentor? Ur?

(01:52):
And she's got a new single out, a new album
out in May next year. We're going to chat to
Melanie c Sport after us eight o'clock this morning, which
is wild. The Top six is coming out. There's been
a whipped cream heist in Canada. Yeah, tens of thousands
of dollars. They stole an entire like trailer. Yeah, so
a truck and trailer pre work like that can stuff

(02:13):
they have. Yeah, we've got here, I know, but I'm
they do the best a lovely prewitch cam because the
American stuff is just ship but that they're well, that's
just the dairy products New Zealand ones. Ye. Yeah, their
cows are weird. They do have weird American cows. We've
got lovely cows, lovely lovely cows, weird looking cows. We've

(02:40):
got beautiful showers, bumpy cows, and weird cows. We cows
so weed cream, but we've got lovely cream. Were the
top six uses. Yeah for that much whipped cream. Next
on the show.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Though, why the average American or the average human being
really has only four.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Close friends is because of the weird.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's because the key, because two of them are weird cows.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
The fletch Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Here's some stats out of a study in America about friendships,
adult friendships and how quickly we are losing them so
over the last decade, apparently the average editor has lost
nine friends, losing about a friend a year. A close friend,
not just like mates that you like, right shirt, you
sort of fell off the rail car accident or something. No, no, no,
not necessarily losing them.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
From death, right. I love that your mind when they're.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
You put apple, they're not losing them as I like
in a crowd like as in they're no longer involved
in their life. Both your brains are in such different
directions today.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
The average amount of friends we have.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
The average amount of friends that Americans have or adults
have three point six close friends?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Is it just because quite short, so much time on
our phones and being antisocial? The reason why friendships tend.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
To fade because when you're young, right, you've got a
gaggle of friends. Yeah, get smaller and smaller and smaller
as you get older. Top reasons friendship's fate. Lack of time,
lack of outreach, like you stop making an efforts, that's
for sure, Life transitions like we've got kids now. Yeah,
And the biggest player is distance. It makes it hard

(04:20):
to maintain friendship.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Will you move away from your hometown or from UNI
or whatever? Yeah? Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
But gen z are the ones who are losing friends
the fastest.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
So they're losing they're insufferable.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, it's because they're just like buy if they don't
like if they don't like you.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
They don't seem to suffer as many fools do. No
good on them, Like, why would you know? Fools? Be
friends with someone if they're like not treating you well
or they're a bad friends, you just don't have time
for their share, get rid of them. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
So three point six close friends.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
So nearly four so four if you round it up.
You know that this doesn't apply to me. I'm a
friend collector. You are.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'm a curator and a are of friendships. Yeah, and
I have many many close friends, like genuinely, not not
like surface.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
How many friends you have on Fine Friends the app,
the tracking app on your iPhone? Just guys so minutes? Well,
I you know why I was so vehemently against this
Fine Friends having anyone on Fine Friends, And now I've
I just said that we can edited Mattie Maddie McClain
because he was what he was running in the marathon

(05:29):
and I tracked, I was tracking him and my other friend.
So I was like, well, I'll add so now I've
got him on there. I've got like ten people, or
maybe I've got eight.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I've got sex and YouTube and two of them, and
my mum's one of them.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
So include her as a friend. Some people do, don't
they She's a very good friend of mine, you know,
But there should be a boundary.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
This should but you should know you're losing one close
friendship per year. So it's nearly December. I haven't decided
who I'm going to flick.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, you know what I mean to be. It can't
be one of you because it's just going to make
work more painful. We'll make it, but weird next year.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Well, I can't sort of measure if I go, like
get rid of Vaughn, but then you and I are
still close.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, the dynamic, it's off, it's skewer. Yeah, we'll see
there for another financial year, this friendship for another financial
I'm happy to keep going financially. Maybe James, our friend
that's moved overseas, because he's gone now isn't here. The
distance helps. I could flick times. Oh he'd take it
very hard though saying it. And he hears this on

(06:28):
the podcast James, No, no, no, no, no, you're not being
flecked on. You're not being flecked at all. That m
podcast network lay Z ms flesh Forn and Haley would
put this the Sey Sauce fish and we all knows
immediately we're talking about we're Japanese and I don't know
why the Japanese decided upon a plastic sy sauce fish

(06:49):
when they said, let our cuisine st say off because
it would make more it's not fish sauces. It. We
were looking the other day to that shop had that
sushi fish. Lamb I made her. Yeah, it's like a
foot long, looks exactly like the soy sauce sushi fish
without the soy sauce in it, and it's a light.
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I feel like, okay, okay, there's an Asian supermarket in
Auckland that sells one hundred pack for ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Pre of the little so it's it's insanely. I was
just in my mind like a milliseic and was like, well,
now they fill them up, but obviously they squeeze the
ear out and suck the soy sauce up, because I
imagine they had a tiny little funnel. Oh my god,
that's like, oh my god. I want to see a

(07:35):
video of the soy sauce fish factory. There's gonna be
one of those. I don't think. I don't think you're right.
I think it would be a small needly nozzle would
go in and fill this up, because otherwise it would
be a manual squeeze in stuff. It would be that
would be too much squeeze soy sauce, and then the
when you release your fingers, it would suck it up.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Ahead, askal, how did the soy sauce fish.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
You don't need to even factory. No, it's not you.
They feel they sell them in them, Hans, No soy
sauce production. It is. It's tiny little funnels. Is that funnel?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
So they buy the soy sauce already. Film No, I
would have thought that would these little funnels. Okay, there's
a video online YouTube of moons. So it's a Japanese
spectory where they're like push them nos and and I
would that they were doing it in the shot. I

(08:33):
think that were I thought they were doing it in
the shot. No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
They come pre filled.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
But if you look at them, look, we could buy
a hundred pack from Kingsmark Asian supermarket, but we.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Don't need to because we could just get a bottle
of sayce sace and we don't have to have all
that waste. Now I love them, well anyway, they're wasteful.
This is why we discussed the soy sauce plastic fish
because Australia banned them. Right, Trelia is like they are
the worst kind of plastic and recycles them. They and
they're not recyclable. They're too small. That they're tiny, and
they fall through the gaps. I saw wind up and

(09:11):
which is slish it back in the water, and that's
a problem. I saw one on the footpath the other
day and every ounce of me had to stop myself
from popping it. I want to just stand on it.
Oh they're iconic. Oh my god, I don't want I
just love them so much. So Australia banned them because
of the plastic. So there is a new soy sauce fish.

(09:33):
You guys hate it. It's cardboard. Oh no, io without
my cardboard straw. And as fast as you can picture this,
it's cardboard. It's bigger. It's flat, flat, hir, It's got
a flat bottom and you open the top, you fill

(09:54):
it with soy sauce at the restaurant, you close it
and take it with and there's a little spell. There's
a little hole in the top and when you want
it you turn up so it doesn't gin squeeze it.
It's going to take some mastering. Yeah, say that it's
got spilt soy sauce through your hamburg written all over.
It's not. It's got soggy cardboard written all over. It's
not going your handbag. They reckon forty eight twenty four,

(10:14):
forty eight hours, All right, okay, wreck they reckon. It
looks like one of those little cardboard condiment containers you'll
get from a cafe. You know, there might be years
source remicica. Yeah. Yeah, the top kind of clips down
and looks like a big fish filling. It's also going
to be problematic. I reckon, We've screwed the planet enough.

(10:36):
It doesn't matter. Let's just go back to the plastics.
Give it up. It doesn't you've.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Given up on it passed the point of no return.
Would also like to go back to plastic straws, Like,
oh my god. So I was with my friend who's
been in America for the last month, and he was like,
do you know the best part about it was plastic straws.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Man past, the straws we had were all right, not
if you're a Celiac, you know, mate. Yeah, it was
having a sip and then they should come with the
water and maybe getting your heads up. And it contains wet.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
The Fletch Worn and Haley Beg pod from.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
The Fletchforn and Haley group chat. This is the top six. Hello,
they're one hundred thousand dollars worth of goo Loo Smooths,
Gaily brand whipped cream stolen and Canada trailer load. And
now I'm talking like a truck and trailer like you
steal like a trunk and trailer load of whipped cream.

(11:29):
Sounds like an opportunistic fift that they just saw the
trailer they stole it, not knowing what was it. Yeah,
because I's gonna say, how do you give? Because how
does whipped cream have used my day? It would right,
but it would be a long time. The canned stuff, yeah,
and stuff will last while quite a while if it's refrigerated.
But like handing you offline all this, I don't know.
It just stuck with all this weird in Canada. Like
it's like a maple syrup iist or a whipped cream

(11:52):
highst like it's just put. They just go. They love one,
They love Canada, they love a pod. I just so
it's eighty thousand Canadian dollars one hundred thousand New Zealand dollars.
Here's a lot of crean and that's not a bad
exchange right there, it's pretty good. That's pretty good. And
speaking of hest while we're on the topic, did you
see they rested two more for the louver A heist

(12:13):
and the louver A heist and the louver A windows
the loo for windows. So that's there. They've arrested four
people now, so that's everybody. I do just want to
stipulate we do where a big truck outside sorry little

(12:34):
bit of kicking in there is cranes. That's a massive truck.
Pollock crane. That's a cool orange too. It's mean.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Truck.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You to come back, it's gone now cock, Well, I wonderful.
Drop the crane off. I'd like to watch a gran
getting put together. Might put that on the old to
do list. Find a crane construction crane getting you need
to get some body always see the crane up and
ready to come down. Struct Yeah they normally do. Sleeping,

(13:06):
Yeah they do. They close the roads. Yeah, sons a sleep. Yeah,
just keeps on turning. I've got the top six things.
But that's right, bad bad bat baby to do with
one hundred thousand dollars worth of wepped cream Number sex
and the huge pav A giant pamv luge PAV a

(13:28):
world record PAV and then use all the cream on
the top perfect big path number five when the list
of the top six things to do with one hundred
thousand dollars worth of whipped cream six stuff. I don't
need that much, though, yes you can. We always sort
of think all this will be fun all in the
decade on the nipples are covered in ants. Yeah, you're

(13:51):
sort of just at how quickly the ance get there?
A news was there an ant broadcast? You're lucky if
it's on the nipples covered and covered in sticky stuff?
Number four on the list of the top six things
to do with one hundred thousand dollars worth of whipped cream.
I reckon. You could have a can in the fridge
just for squirting in your mouth? What a you're going

(14:12):
to say in your coffee? How's about? That's dicadent? How
do you do that? You squirt it on top then
stir it. Yeah, a mountains itself. Yeah, coffee coffee. Let's
call it that. They should call it a slutter Chino

(14:32):
slut chinoy sty Chino, sloody Chino, lovely and a little
bit of sprinkle of chocolate on that cinnamon. Stop it gosh.
Number three on the list of the top six things
to do with one hundred thousand dollars worth of work.
Cream shave with it. Yeah, that's cream, give it a
give it a red hot. What that actually work? I
don't know what we what it sort of what is

(14:54):
expensive shaping cream? But then you've got a truck and
trailer load use these things? Yeah that with the fat
and cream. Would it be good for your skin? Yeah?
Kind of like a bomb will clear bathe and milk?
Did she? And she was so wasteful? Yeah, Aminga apparently
by the standards of the day, nice but like a

(15:16):
minga by today. Do you even if we went back
to like ancient Rome? Oh my god, this is so hard,
Like what the hell is there? What? Yeah? And we'd
be tall, real tall.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Because all those like goddesses they had like a lovely,
like squishy, soft belly.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I mean I'm in my soft belly era. You know,
God is God is Yeah, every you go, people will
be trying to feed you. Great. I'm like guys, and
then everybody's like the small parks back, ye guys, and
they're like, she's a witch. You have to be so

(15:53):
careful going back in time not to be a witch.
And I'm so witchy. I have to leave your iPhone
and the time machine. They saw that I would leave
the dolor in on the outskirts of cave number two
in the Less of the Top Sex Things to do
with one hundred thousand dollars with a whipped cream shoot
the cans with a slug gun. I think that would
be fun. Do you think they'd explodes? Shake it up,

(16:15):
shake j j J. Put it on the fence, boom.
I think it would explode like you think it would,
even if cream would squirt out real fast. Yeah, yeah,
that'd be fun. Are you going to try to videos
or someone shooting? Yeah, he's a good boy. He knows
what we want to say. How many whipped cream cans

(16:37):
does it take to stop a bullet? Okay, she's shooting
like a handgun. Should we take the rest of the
morning off and just watch you? This guy has lined
up like a bunch of cream cans in a row
and with a handgun. Okay, yes, that's what from.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
The producers jumped up and look at my screen, like
when he Socials just have a new a new series
of us watching YouTube it is. That's all people do
it online. When you're going through reels and you see

(17:26):
a good reel and someone's just watching the reel that
the person who made the reels dick, Oh my god,
this is this guy has like nearly six million subscribers.
He just things that's what we want. Edwin Saskian. Okay,

(17:46):
I reckon. We just put the exploding on the socials.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah linked in today's podcast.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Why why don't we tied all together and put the
clip of that? And it's like when flitch for and
Hailey go back to ancient times and walk into a room.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
You know what I mean? Explosion all over the social
media plans social we're more than just traditional broadcast. They're
also got a social element. And if you wanted on
the show, it cost you theout of twenty four ah

(18:24):
and a boo. Number one's not going to nearly is exciting. Now, No,
it's not just the top five. Number one do a
wacky prank what you feel your mate's house with work
Creme us. There's a video of that okay, OKAYUX.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Podcast Network plays it in splesh one and Haley how.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Much to spind on dates and how much to spend
on gifts? In this cozy Livy cry it was that
still going?

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's on going ongoing. Everything's going an expensive apparently according
to why did you ring the bell? Because I'm so hot?
Hot person? Balance has many many it does it does?
KPIs hot person? Bow longtime? That's the first time call
a bell? It gave another one another title lesbian bell.

(19:14):
Maybe No, I don't remember that one. Yeah, I don't
know it's enough for use. Yeah, I didn't know. I
just whacked it with a tape measure out of frustration. Okay,
well fifty one days, seventeen hours and fourteen minutes. Still,
crist I think Halloween's out of the way now. Yeah,

(19:36):
Solween's definitely bigger and biggery lame forks on Wednesday or
whatever it is guy fawks. Yeah, I hate it. Yeah,
lock up the cats, lock up your cats. Well.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
A dating expert is revealed how much you should spend
on gifts and dates based on how long you've been together.
Options are one week, one month, one year.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
So you could use this as an indicative kind of
for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, okay, one week if you're fresh as a daisy,
one week, twenty buck.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Keft ideas coffee drinks for a walk one week, Yeah,
one week a small to something. Saw this and thought
of you that's c saw this and sort of you
something and you've listened and you're a good boy for listening.
Green flag bel the green flag belt and you're like,
oh my god, you listen. Yeah, remember when you said

(20:29):
that thing and it was a throw away comment. I
got you this. There's a final Really, she really likes
that she does. She's really giddy on that. There's a
fine line though, when it's early on, if someone goes
too far, you just like this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
They're like, don't love bomb though, don't be like saw
this and sort of you's a dom ring.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
It's it's a BMW.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
They say small tokens or flowers, you know what I mean,
little flowers like, hey, cute here here you are.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Keep it light and fun, no pressure, no big gestures.
A week and one month then we're an engagement ring,
you know.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
One month then spending three to five percent of your
monthly income on dating dates pre.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Text three gross because you're getting a sort of half
of religious time there. And I will always get more
satisfaction out of Jesus Christ than will any floozy. Oh
my god, you count count.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Me in gift ideas, simple flowers are a small treat,
like a little just a little trinkt I found for you,
thoughtful low cost surprises. They say thoughtfulness out does the
price tag a month?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Then?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Okay, so that kind of thing. I've been listening and
I know that you enjoy you know, pilarates. So I
got you some nice grippy PILARATEI sauce grip, you know
what I mean about thoughtful.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Raw dog And I'll just you're on machine? What you doing?
A former? Some of us are old school Mary windsor no,
no reformer.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Okay, one year and around two hundred dollars if you
can afford it for a big gaft gift, it is
experience or a weekend away, you know, like a little
you know.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Chuck you out of a plan.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
A lot of money, though, isn't it something that reflects
your time as a couple celebrate milestones? But I don't
know if it feels financially comfortable. Two hundred bucks is
a lot, but that sort of ends up happening, doesn't it.
Thanks are expensive, even if you bought a nice bottle of.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Whiskey or something that's a hundred bucks, Yeah, easily, Yeah,
plus a massage that's one hundred and twenty. Yeah. Nice,
you get done. We're rub rub. Oh my god, I
have a whiskey in a rub I once had.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I mean not including overseas, where most of the time
you're a half cut when you get a message. But
I once on a birthday had a champagne breakfast and
then went for a massage.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Was a journey, you know what I mean, Like.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I'd had maybe three or four glasses of bubbles and
then you set there sort of clinging to that.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I deal with team was ib s no, no, no, no,
I probably fell it. Sorry picking my skins. She always
keeps picking. He tells me off. It's her face, mate.
Let let her muck it up. Let me peck your
face off?

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Does that?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
M podcast Network plays that ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Haley silly little pool, silly p It is so silly, silly, silly,
that silly little pool, silly little poly little poo, silly
little pill. Hey Hailey, what's up, vaughn Hey, Fletch Hi,
vaughn hey, listeners, hys A little pole today is do

(23:46):
you flush your pet's poop? Because of course it is
Fletch does.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
He fishes out Major Maz's poop from the little box
thing and then it flushes it.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Unless I've got my rubbish bag fall and I'm about
to take it down to the I'll pop it in there.
That's the thing. You're in an apartment or in the house,
it's smelly like oldest, get it in the in the
toilet and flush it. Yeah, but you ever brook to
cats to go to the toilet, Yeah, I mean that
would be ideal that you would have liked it. Also

(24:18):
because they were the cats without the hair. Yuck, weird
little cat up on the toilet, no hair, using the
body like a weird little alien baby. So apparently you're
flushing either cat or dog poo is bad because there's
the parasites that it contains and it's highly toxic. Why
is it about to flush it? Then? Well, just because

(24:38):
of the pathogens that like might fleck up when you're
either handling it or but you've got to do something
with it. Well, you have nice to stick it in
the bin. It's going to merge with the rotten foods
and they're and turn into a super pathogen. Yeah. I
mean I'm always really careful. I always wash my hands before,
you know, after after doing But yeah, I don't know

(25:01):
they're saying that you shouldn't do it. Oh, this sounds
like this so ridiculous. Pans. And also because it ends
up in the sewage system, come on, and then that's
all treated anyway, it's in the big pond. Yeah, so
we're not listening to it. Well, I'm not going to listen.
I'm not listening to this. I also don't flush my dogs.
They just do it flush my own. Yeah, what are

(25:23):
the pole What are the pole results? Say? The pole
results said sixty six percent of people said no, I
throw it away, nineteen percent said I leave it outside okay,
and yes I flush it into the toilet. Okay, flush
it down the toilet. It's a lot. Then Mason said,
daily poop scoop and into the bin unless I'm mowing
the lawns and it's free foot for the lawns. No, no, no,

(25:44):
thinks so bad with your lawns. That's I'd love one
of those little robot lawns. My concern would be it
would just spread the turd Samantha said, just the indoor
cats poop dog purpose for the red bin. I hope
that's bad. Before the bin said no, I leave it outside.
We used to fling it over the over onto the
empty block on the land next door. But they're building

(26:06):
there now. Damn it. Guard is not going to be
so stoked when they come to build their little show
home and then new subdivvy and it's got dog ship
all over it. Yeah, that's not good, Chiming. I might
give her the cafe vouchure today, Okay, I want to
do yes, sill a little pole or thanks to Mt Cafe.
Fuel your morning with Mett Cafe and keep the show
on the road.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Um.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I have a miniature dushound and her poops are definitely
smaller than any of ours. My cat has gigantic human
that's so bizarre. Yeah, it is so bizarre. Da friend
of the show dairy farmer probably listening well, milk in
the morning's good morning. Forget this is the thing. My
dogs are trained to walk into the paddock. I've never
seen a poop in the vicinity of the lawn. That's

(26:47):
all well, good trained dog. Yeah, it's a well trained dog.
Well for sill a little pole. Today we see a
flushy pets poop and sixty spaci. They've little.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Does the NM podcast needwork?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
What's your joby? What's your joby? What's your joby? What's
your Jobyay? It's been a long time since I've played
this because we've been giving away tens and tins of
dollars on Vaughn's ten Dollars summer. Yeah, and before that
Secret Sound with fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
And now we're back with a little HUNDI. If we
can just guess your job your jobby.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Now, we will get a listener on the phone, ask
three questions and if we can guess the job one
hundred dollars. We'll try a few times. We're terrible at this, Maddie.
You won't be winning any money today. Good morning. How
was your weekend? Maddie? It was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
How was yours?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Nobody ever asks that back? Yeah, it was really good. Actually,
I had a fantastic time. I had a nice burgery. Multiker.
Do you have a burger? Yeah? I don't have a burger. Also,
I should say long, long, long time caller. I'm sorry,
long time listener, first time callery. There we go, there
we go. Well, Maddie, I'm going to start first with
the question, do you get a company vehicle? No? Okay, no, no, no, no,

(28:09):
no no no. Teach Maddie, do you have to wake up?
You're either a teacher and nurse. We know this. Do
you have to wake up earlier than the average human? No? No, okay,
So we've got a regular, regular nine to five of Vaughden.
We haven't left you much, have we. That's right, you

(28:31):
d we need more than three quitions. Spend more time
inside for your job. Yeah, okay, she's inside, she's wake
she's doing a nine o'clock start a rubbish truck because
they give you the rubbish truck and you're side and
you're outside and you get up early. Yep. So she's

(28:55):
not a rubbishman, not a train a rubbishman. She's not aman.
I reckon. Maddie works in a no cafes early. I
think she works in retail. I think she works in lessons.
No she's not. I'm not getting retail vibes. I'm getting
office office vibes. Maddy's giving corporate, Maddie, I'm just going

(29:18):
to do it. Okay, Okay, okay, Maddie. Do you work
in HR? No, we all work. What do you do?
I'm an executive assistant, so it is corporate corporate? I
told you got any gossip about the senior leadership team?

(29:41):
Got any? No? No, they're pretty good. They're pretty good.
I feel like I feel like that's a lie. She's scared.
Thank you so much for playing. Unfortunately, we're not We're
not able to give you any money. I feel like
we do need more than three questions, but that's what
I want to go first. Tom, good morning, Good morning.

(30:03):
Do you.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Drive?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Do you drive for a job? No? No, I wouldn't
have asked that question. I can hear him driving now
his way to work. Yeah, that's why he's in a truck.
He's not a courier.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Tom, would you say that your job is physically demanding?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Oh, it can be, depends on what the job is. Okay,
because he's driving to work. And if he was a
trading you do a lot of driving. You do, and
your plumbing, you'd be driving around. If you're a tradee
could be physically deminey depending on the job. But on
the job is giving big I'm heading into a house. Yeah,

(30:50):
fletch over to you, come on, fletches. He what about it?
Does he hit? Did he did? He did? An apprenticeship?
Oh yeah, okay, wait because they're no, because then it's
we're know in the trade. Okay, no, just yet know
because we've ruled out the trades because of the driving around.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
A university qualification? Ye? Did you did you? Did you
have to go to university to your job? Yes?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
He did.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Sometimes physically demanding it is a teacher, because sometimes it
has to be physically can physic you might have to
pick up a cat and throw the nurse because sometimes
they have to lift up the people and put them
in the shut up. Shut and he gave us and
he gave us a therapist. Oh, that's physically demanding sometimes

(31:40):
because you've got to stretch them. Oh shut up. You're
getting eighty dollars if we guess that we do it.
Do you have a penalty for speaking out of a
twenty dollars twice?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
What's yours only going to sixty sixty?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh god, okay, stay quiet, you're a chatting Okay, it's
cheeddy Tom, cheddy Tom. We've got the we've got the
long Shut up. No, I don't think that gave way
the occupation. That just the cud of men that he's microphone. Okay,

(32:21):
we've got the pea ride No way, no post is
to driving. You don't have to go to universe physically
demanding p.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Physiotherapist, say psychologist, silent boys.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Shut up, Tom, You're not even to play anymore. Tom,
you're in time out, principal. No, it's something in the physical.
It's something in the in the body. Principles might have
to restrain, they might have to restrain them. I had

(32:58):
to like physically restrain them, and not just diatrest He's
a foot doctor, steaming man? At are they? Are they doctors? Podiatress? Nah? Okay,
I don't know. Shut up to woman.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
He's a podietress. Is a doctor, he's a po dietress,
a jacress. Okay, No, he's a podiatress. This is a
stupid yus.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Okay, are you not on board? Now? What do you
think it is? Pediatrician long Stocking Long So he's he's
a pediatrician that's already puts on his form when he's
going out of the country. Okay, sixty dollars on the
line here he's been docted twice.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Okay, excuse me, dear, he's in the docking at all,
pediatrician or pedietrist.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I don't know. I'm just after university. Couldn't get a job,
and he's chosen. He had to go to university with
a bit of it. Tom, you think just any oldtomatic
or Harry Hailey, go, goodness, are you.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Seems like a principle of just say yeah, yeah you
a pediatrician.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Oh no, do it with children sometimes?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
What is yeah? Because we've already lost terrim.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
You don't drive?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
You do drive?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I don't drive them them.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
You should have seen. Yeah, you're in the Adilands right now. No, no,
I'm on my way. You want now deal with yelled?
Shut up at you a lot, but we very much
respect your Yeah, I'm sure get yelled at today makes
me the morphine darm. Goddamn it. Do you ever go

(34:58):
in the and the Wellie wopter? Yeah, yeah, I'm the helicopter.
Oh my god, that's amazing too. Oh okay, well Tom,
thank you, thank you, sun playing, but god you chat.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Go to.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Good morning, Nedlie. I put the wrong thing up, Sorry, Netalie.
Do you wear a uniform for your job? Great question? No,
I don't. Okay, but did you hear her emphasis there? No?
I don't, No, I don't No, I don't this what
I'm picking up on, Netalie. Are you in the role

(35:49):
of someone who cares for others? Oh? But no uniform?
Do you think GP because they get to wear their own?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I went, I went and saw doctor Shawney the other
day and he was wearing a shirt and chinos and
was totally thrown, totally thrown.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Okay, so kids for she doesn't wear a uniform? Do
you work in the medical field? No, we were absolutely
barking up the wrong tree. There looks for other peoples,
for others. But I was maybe are or like you know,
like I was thinking like childhood hearing and uniform?

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Net if you when you get ninety dollars just for
that noise you've been for that door lady? Are we're
driving a waitlessness yelling at the playing as Okay, I

(36:56):
played ten dollars of Okay, here we go a c
a yeah, early child okay, let's let's make a guest.
Let's make it it's early child education.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Natalie, are you an early childhood educator? No, we're really
bad at this game.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
We get worse. What do you do, Natalie, week in
the house in safety?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Oh my god, there is caring for others, making sure
they don't fall off ladders and things we need to
learn about more jobs than teaching and nursing.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I'm struggling, any koreer. I'm struggling to see anything outside
of the strikers. That would be a good question for
each time. Are you in the position to have a
unionized can you strike? Natalie?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Thank you for playing.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Really appreciate it. Sorry everyone, Sorry, Yeah, Like, I don't
know if that game will be back this all, Nett.
I think we're just playing it once in a blue mine.
I didn't even consult the text machine. People going crazy
in there. Oh they are farms paramedic paramedic, paramedic paramedic. Okay,
the listeners packed up. The listeners are better at this

(37:58):
game than Usked does.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
That m podcast network plays?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Now?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
This has long been a problem for wedding dress designers
that brides are often trying to slim down before the
big day.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Pressure on your big day, and so.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
When they have their fettings and then they come back
to their next fetang.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Often the dress needs to be taken in. You have
to have that photo of you as a bride up
on your wall for at least three years until you
get so you know, this is a constant problem. And
I remember this with my best friend as well.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
She was sort of shridden for the wedding and went
back for her final fitting and was like, we'll take one.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I don't know much about dressmaking, but is there much
you know, surprised questions after the show about this I'm
going to make it? Like what can we do? What
can they do?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
You can alter it to a bit, but now with
a zimpec it's so apparently there's one wedding dress designer
was saying people can come and having lost three dress
sizes between fittings. And when you lose three dress sizes,
it's not just sort of nipping in at the dance
or in the same It's like a full complicated alteration

(39:11):
that sometimes is so complex they can't even do it.
It's like you just need a new dream, right And
so when a now a lot of places are making
you sign a waiver if you're on Ozempicomonjara or one
of those or whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
It is energy making me a new one. A waiver.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Basically saying that you won't go below a certain amount,
or you won't you lose a certain percentage of.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Your Otherwise if you do, that's on you. You pay
and then paying more.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
So you've got to pay more to get these like
complex alterations done because they're getting sick of it. These
brides are coming in. Imagine going in and you're a
what am I fourteen? And suddenly I'm like a ten
or an eight or something and that's the vastly Yeah,
your boobs are gone, your waist's gone.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Have they always done this for shredding for the wedding,
because it's always been a thing. It's always been a thing.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
But you between the usual time that you have between fittings,
so you have like three over.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Twelve weeks, it's normally been humanly impossible.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
The amount of weight you could lose in that time
would be slower. But now people are losing cages and
cages and cages a week.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Previously on humanity, slow weight loss, no more so now
they're making them sign waivers basically being like, we're sick
of you shrinking.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Violence coming in and causing this huge stress for our seamstresses.
So if you want to do that, fine, but sign
this and you got to pay.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
The z En Podcast Networks play ends Flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
The Key we firefighters in studio. Hey guys, good morning,
Thanks for having us.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Yeah, awesome to be on your show obviously, so thanks
for having us and supporting our calls.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
So weird that I've seen your nipples, like we should
show them drink.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah, yeah, So we've got bit of it, mister July,
that's right, And we've got Mike, mister September, and then
we've got George mister October.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Well, hang on, put your Michael. Put Georgia up. He's
more than just a pretty face. He's back. He is
a pretty face.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Now, Bevan, you're the one behind the calendar, right, that's correct,
So all proceeds for this. It's all about November, which
is all about men's health, but particularly you guys focus
on mental health.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Yeah, mental health, but also prostate cancer, anti sticular cancer awareness.
I've just read a recent survey from from this year
which which is some pretty sobering reading. Apparently two and
five men in New Zealand die far too early away
than they should be dying and due to mainly preventable

(41:47):
reasons as well.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
So this is obviously like a serious issue. What made
you go? How I'm going to support this is by
showing off my ripped bot. You look at what you got,
You check what tools you've got in the kit. Well,
I'm showing off my dad bod. But yeah, shut up

(42:09):
because you got caught in last minute for this year.
That's correct. Yeah, where's night there? One of the Sweetheart
Haley Sweetheart, the Victoria's Secret. Pull you up last night?
It's time to wake up because you've got to go
to work. But wasn't alarming for you?

Speaker 6 (42:30):
Like?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Have you take your shirt off for a calendar?

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Yeah, obviously you know you're putting yourself out there to
be judged, don't you. So you know we talk about
being vulnerable, and you know it's it's also I think
it's a great lesson to take challenges on in life,
you know, put yourself out there, give things to go.
Another big part of the calendar is to show you
know people out there that you know. People often think

(42:54):
of firefighters as heroes and invincible, but in reality, you know,
we've we've got our vulnerability and anxieties just like everybody else.
So that's what that's another big talking point with the calendar.
We're hoping to raise tours. Hey, it's it's all right
to talk about your problems. It's all right to be vulnerable,
share your problems. You know that that that helps so much?

(43:14):
And yeah, and you can encourage people to talk to
each other.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Can we? Men? We like that, aren't we? We don't
really no open up and talk?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
No, not at all, Mike, I was geting past the
mic to Mike. Mike, you also were a last minute
call up?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Is that right? Yeah? Yep, called out last minute? Was
the missus? Like, uh uh totally one of the guys
that pulled out? No, no, no, no showing everyone, Mike.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
So that's Mike's got caught up last minute body. Yeah, Mike,
what's what's over there?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
That's a ridiculous you. So you just you just love
the training life. Yeah, I think I think I'm pretty
lucky with just our job. Like we get to train
and kind of make most of it.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Your body doesn't like to store fat to keep your
womb warm in case you want.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
To have you guys, ever been to a call out
and gone into a house and seen the calendar on
the wall. I actually played golf with the guy and
he said that he went to one of his officers
and he was like, and there you were, look at
me in the face. That's good because the golf, you know,

(44:27):
psychological warfare in the game of golf too. Yeah, yeah, George,
what about how many times have you done the calendar before? Oh?
This is my first last time? What an honor? Did
you feel it was an honor? Oh? Absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Yeah. I applied for it and then you know, had
a few months of training and then on the actual
day turning up and we were just talking about men's
mental health and things, and it fully inspired me just
to take it a little extra step further. I've got
my own little baby baby social media thing that I'm
going and I'm trying to get.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Just look on your phone. Use if it's a work
related thing, please look at it on your work laptop. Okay,
you send to be to be saving it for like, No,
I'm just going to give it a follow just to
support the call the work or.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
The work well I mean for me, I think, you know,
like like Beev was saying, as firefighters, like we turn
up to work and we've got there's a lot of
amazing things that we go to, amazing callouts. But you know,
under the age of thirty five, the leading cause for
men is suicide. You know, it's a it's a deep topic,

(45:34):
but it doesn't actually have to be that way. And
we us turning up in our big red fire truck,
we're actually not the heroes, you know. The heroes in
our eyes are foundations like November who are raising awareness
and funds and applications to prevent that from happening in
the first place.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
So, yeah, it's a it's a real honor to be
behind this calendar and and yeah we're pushing it as
much as we can.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Thanks for having How do we get it? How do
we get the calendar?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Can we fire fighters calendar dot cod inz. But you
can just google it or follow them on Instagram. You
guys have great social media presence, which I love very much.
And also you noticed that not a single one on
this calendar doesn't have tattoos?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Is that right? I think everybody's got at least one.
I can see he doesn't have teditor, he might have
a massive total. Well, thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
For so much everything you do. And also now there's
the women. The women have their own calendar as well.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Yeah, that's right, the women that they've crushed it, you know,
like they've got a mess of following and you know,
well done to them. It's great to see them back
again as well, so obviously supporting another very worthy cause.
So yeah, it's awesome to see them go off and
doing so well. And can I just quickly ad with
ours too. We've also been lucky enough to have paper

(46:55):
Plus partner us this year, so they've got eighty eighty
odd stores. Wh So that's that's another point of contact.
If people want to go and buy, encourage to shoot
into your local paper Plus store and they'll have them
in there for you as well.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
If you're a fence straddler, you could have the girls
and the Boys calendar. Yes, I'll begin, what do we
say like Christmas is fifty one days? Yes, Christmas present?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Can we fire fighters calendar dot co dot in z
all supporting November?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Thank you guys, thank you so much for coming in.
Thank you very much. Play it was Halloween on Friday?
Wasn't that our Saturday in American time? What are you playing?
The Monster Man. I didn't know, like, what do we
have any Halloween musicsh it was a great smash. It

(47:47):
was on monstermach of course with Halloween being in it
was what Saturday for New Zealand, Sunday for New Zealand, Friday,
Friday Friday, but then Saturday in America, so all their
parties were coming through on our Instagram yesterday.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
The weekend today, and of course we've got to talk
about Heidi cloms Halloween party because she throws it every
year and it is extreme, like she has gone as
some of the most incredible things. She sits in makeup
for nine to ten hours before this party. This year
going is a grotesque version of Medusa, who herself is
kind of a snake.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, half woman, half.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Snakes yead the Medusa snakes out of her hair. They
were mechanics, they were robotic and they moved on their own.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Every year, it's insane and everyone wants and waits for
their reveal. Yeah, like the Worm. The year of that
she was a worm was earthwork insane. I know. One
of the girls who provided the singing voice and the
voice for the Capeop Demon Hunters went to the party
as the capeop Demon Hunter's character she played. Oh that's cool, fan.
What's the deal with her party? Is it like a

(48:49):
met outs if I sponsored? Now?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
No, but it's an invite only like the right. Okay, no, no,
your we can't go. Oh, I know that Heidi's got
to invite.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
But then do you also have to check with Heidi
that you're not going to be like stealing from her costume? Well, yeah,
that's you like costume bags. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
So one of my favorites was Demi Levado wins poot Levado,
which was explained to me a meme of her from
years ago where like lights hit her badly and she
looks sort of like half bald and everything she wins
herself from the meme, So good, So good. Lily Allen
went terressed as the Ryle Dahl character Madeline, And if

(49:32):
you know her new album, you know that that is
a complete dag.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Whole album at the weekend, So do I it's about
nothing else. It's the same story in ten different songs,
but say there's it's everything.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I liked her And what was the most controversial one
that we were talking about, Julia Fox, When is Jackie
Kennedy Covenant, but in the pink and the famous pink, you.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Know she did blood splatter. I mean that's the kind
of thing you go to like a friend's party, as
like a bad taste party.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
But you don't put photos and you see no photosn
there it is there. Oh no, it was quite a
fitful Halloween for Hollywood, wasn't it plays it in slit.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Okay, So I had some barley belly great use cleared
itself up over the weekend. Mine made a triumphant return
for one day. Yeah, season it sort of popped back
in and then has gone like a surprise. Yeah hey yeah,
so it didn't clear up until over the weekend. Okay.

(50:40):
On Friday, I stopped at a supermarket and a post shop,
put put food, and car was struck with the urgent,
urgent need. Okay, so back into the supermarket I went
because there was a toilet just passed the checkouts. God,
I love when a supermarket has a toilet. Baggage should

(51:01):
have to have a toil, I know, I used it
all the time because you always just never know. Yeah,
especially a free sample could get you going.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
What do you do when you're at a supermarket. And
so you've got a basket, You've got some goods, and
then you feel the need to go. Do you bring
the basket into the toilet with you?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Do you know what toilet's outpassed? I would I just
leave it by wherever you could, like by Are you
overwhelmed with the need? Well, I'm just saying if you
needed to, if you were overwhelmed with it, would you
leave it? I would sort of expect, patronis my shop,
get that done, a sap, all right, and then go afterwards.
But you're shopping. I would park the I would park

(51:38):
the shopping and I'd probably make a gag because there's
always a lot of disks nearby. Keep an eye on
this for me, will you? Yeah? But yeah, I know
it's a gag, though, was it? You say it jovially?
That's a gig. Swap your swap. I'll buy one of
your tickets if you look after my trolley here, that
might work. That might work. It's a bit of material. Well,
thanks for that harsh critique. Work shopper. So I am.

(52:01):
I go in the exit, which immediately gets the eyes
of security and check out supervisor. It's at that stage
that I see the supervisors. She goes with a big
smile on her face. Okay, this is a cheerer, this
is a this is the face that lights up a nation.
So I can see why she's happy to send me,

(52:22):
he says, and yes, and I got closer and she
was like hi. I was like hi, and then I
thought I'm about to be told that's the exit. Yeah,
and she's like, love the show, listen every day, gorgeous fea.
I was like, oh, thank you very much. And she's like,
what are you doing this weekend? And I was like,
I'm in a bit of a hurry. I can't dilly deally.

(52:45):
I'm going to ship my pants in the middle. So
I go past, I go And she didn't tell her that,
did you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
I said, I was just just a little trip away,
and went up and went into the bathroom, used the
bathroom quite expeditiously, and but too long for a week. Yeah, okay,
come out, and I'm like drying my hands on my

(53:07):
pants because he wasn't a dryer. There wasn't any towns
there was a dry sometimes bathroomship dryers are dice and
b yeah. Yeah, towels it's almost like they're making noise
but nothing comes out, and you just wipe it on
your pants anywhere. So I come out of the bathroom

(53:27):
and she's kind of like there yep, and she said
still got a bit of the barley bellier and loud
enough that people around heard at She announced to everybody
close by that you basically shame ran for your life
into the toilet. Was like, yeap, hopefully the Tilian things

(53:48):
and she knows that you're going in the splait. You know,
I don't live a miss. I didn't live a miss. Okay,
I'm a very conscious obviously knows where to find you
if there's a clean up.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I know there was no clean up, but she probably
would have like taken a photo of it and like
online shamed you.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Like look at Vall Smith from ZIM left in the toilet. Yeah, no,
well they wouldn't have been. It was, as I say,
very conscientious public. Okay, Okay, So it was quite nice
to have you, Okay, but the barley belly's gone. Barley
Belly's gone. Baby fantastic. I'm back on spicy foods, coffee.
It's a bit close, isn't it. Yeah, Daddy likes to
be Dangerously play ms Fleschborn and Haley play Zims Fletchborne

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and Hailey. She's been in Australia doing The Voice. Yeah,
we're touring our own for the show, I know, and
last night sadly missing out in the final of The Voice,
an all female final, but of course also legendary spice
girl Melanie c Hello, Hello, how are you very well?
Thank you, very proud of our own Cassie Henderson, not

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that we own her, but she's New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (54:55):
My goodness, isn't she incredible. I was so to have
her on my team and you know, to do as
well as we did.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
She's incredible.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah, she's amazing, and I mean she was pretty stuck
to get you as a mentor in the program as well.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
So yeah, do you know what, It's so lovely that show.

Speaker 8 (55:14):
I think, especially when you get people going, you know,
all the way through to the semi finals and the
grand finale because you get to know them.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
It was so nice to have that one on one
time and we did really.

Speaker 8 (55:26):
Hit it off, and you know, we've been keeping in
touch all through the process and you know, I'll always
be there for her.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I've got so much time and respect.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
For her, because I did wonder after the show, ins
if you just block all these people, do you know what?

Speaker 8 (55:41):
I think it would take somebody quite special to get blocked.
But everyone was lovely, you know. This season of the
Voice is just being such a joy. You know, it
was such a lovely team that I had a beautiful experience.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Is the Voice of like the reality show is the
hardest one because, like and the other ones, you can
be like, thanks so much, we appreciate it, but you know,
this one, you literally have to choose to turn your
cheer around and the song ends, and I like, you
haven't turned around, and didn't they And then they're like, ah,
we're going to turn you around, and they turn you around,
you can look them in the eye.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
Yeah that is that's pretty yeah hard, I think, especially
when you are you're like genuinely a nice person, you know,
because I sometimes wish I could be a little bit
more cutthroat. But I think I find it really hard,
like because sometimes somebody might perform, and so much of
performing is personal taste, right, And if somebody like just

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leaves you cold and you've got nothing.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
To say, what do you say? You know?

Speaker 8 (56:40):
Because I always want to leave them with something constructive,
but there are times when even that's a little bit
of a struggle.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Oh yeah, Are you loving your time in Australia?

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Oh so much, honestly, And I think being an artist
and I've been so lucky. I've traveled all over the
world and seen so many places. But you're there for
like five minutes. You know you're getting you do the show,
you get out and being.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Able to be there. I was in Sydney, I think
for about two.

Speaker 8 (57:08):
Months, and to kind of live there, you know, to
get to really feel how the place works, was brilliant.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
It's a cool city. It's a very cool city. You've
got a new album coming out, it'll be out in
May next year. But you've got your first single out.
This is the title track, Sweet.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
I like the way you say it with your accent.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Sweet sweet, sweet Sweet? What do you want to get sweet?
Let's get sweet? This music video. I've just watched the
music video. I've heard the song and I was like,
this is one of those songs that will live forever
on a spin class.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
I hope, So, I hope.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
So you know you're counting their breaks. You're kind of
like you drop it when they're going to get up
out of their seats and really, now the spin class,
like you've absolutely nailed and there's like a workout anthem.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yeah, I think I.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
Need to choreograph a spin class. Yeah, and then we
can we can do that around the world. But it's
been so much fun because I love pop music, I
love dance music. You know, I've been DJing for about
eight years and I really wanted to like bringing my
world closer together as a DJ and as an artist,
and of course loving my fitness as well. It was
just nice to have a bit of fun and getting

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all those genres mixed together.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
You are jecting this video, get your workout? You reject creating?

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Ever am on the creating?

Speaker 8 (58:38):
Yeah, you know what so so creating is, if not
the most researched supplements, one of the most research supplements.
And they're finding all these things out now, like did
you really go for your brain function as well? So
you know, we all need these new tropics, all these
little helps because you know, it's it's tough out there
in it We're under a lot of pressure, so all

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bring them on.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
So yeah, my daily five is it five grams are
creating today?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yeah, we're doing powder.

Speaker 8 (59:07):
I'm doing powder. Yeah, I mix it with my hydration.
That's that's my little Yeah, that will be my tip
to that's sports his tip.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
That so good. Have you thought about like doing an
app or something because you're so into this?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Do you know I should?

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Shouldn't?

Speaker 8 (59:26):
I've got so much I've gathered so much information over
the years, and I've also spent quite a lot of money,
you know, figuring out what works it doesn't work. So
I want to impart my knowledge with people. That would
be a good idea.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
I think I should. Should we work on that together.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Yes, that'd be a good idea.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I love the spend classes, the cycle classes. I think
that's where we start before. Yeah, I think that's good.
Choreographers spend return to the songs and many like people
who do the bike bike things. We four of themselves
for that.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Yeah, yeah, answers thing we are honest something Finn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Mel c see is what the Curtine starts with. Creatin
Melanie Melanine, You've got it right now? What are we
printing money here? I think we are marketing genius. Well,
the song I'm sweet as out she was with ol
Gil Cassie for the voice in Australia and the album
drops next year. Melanie C. Thank you so much for

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chatting with us today.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Thank you. We'll hope welcome a visit you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
I was gonna say that we should used to be
you should do a tour down Under and come and
see us, because you were in Australia and you didn't
come to New Zealand. We take that quite personally.

Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
Yeah, next next time I'm done, I'll definitely pop over
and pay you a visit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
We love that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Melanie S.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Thank you guys plays plays now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Congratulations to everybody that participated in the Auckland Fall and
half marathon and then eleven case beautiful day for ten
and a half case. I don't know if you can ratulations.
I could have run there. That's that's from someone who's
done a marathon. Is like the notification was seventeen years
ago that we did the half. I know, I'm still

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doning that on that. I say, I was like, better
beat my time, and they didn't, and they didn't know
because I had a couple of friends, a couple of
friends doing the Auckland half marathon. So I went over
and I went down and supported. A group of friends
went down, and it's so it's actually nice when you
see everybody finish and they're just so like happy that
they because it's something it's something people worked towards. Like
they're like, I'm going to you know what, I'm going

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to do the half and for a lot of them
they've probably never done it. It's still in my mind
then my life would like to do one, but it's
just getting further further away. And I hate running. But
if you only did ten k I think I know
people that did the eleven and they were really stoked
because you know, it's a long way to run. No,

(01:01:56):
I couldn't. It's a long way. But so met some
friends down there. On one of our in doctor Shawney,
he came along. Did he run? He didn't run. His
cousin's partner was doing the half marathon, okay, and we caught.
I don't think it really needed to go. We got

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my cousin's partner. I don't even know my cousin's partner's mate.
I don't care what is it. I'm probably just going
to chill out at home. Probably we watched your rugby
mine after the half marathon the second half mask mask mask,
And that's when she said that. When she was running
the Auckland half marathon, she came across on the road

(01:02:40):
a medium glad sized bag of human pooh, that's gossip
had pood on the run in a bag and zipped
it up and put it on the road side. Where
did they do it? Because we japgated to the bag.
We literally discussed this for half an hour yesterday. Would

(01:03:00):
I'd get a large just because you don't know? That's
what I see alive? Do you not a medium? If
I had a sandwich size? And also when you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Run as well, like when I would go running, it
would shake it all out. It's really an emptying of
the battle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
And it's not hart, it's not And you had nothing
but blood, juicy powders and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
But do you think they did it into the bag
or they got it off the ground and put it
down a a dog? But then you just get a
dog you just because the dogging bags are easy to
carry and dispose of as well. Be your mind, it's
a medium size. How do you know about a medium?

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
You have to turn the glad bag inside out to
then pick it up and then put it and run
into the zip.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
All the time your time's taken away on your marathon
or half marathon time, grim Gram. Were you sure it
was human shite? You can tell. Yeah, you can tell.
You can tell, because marathon people do just ship themselves peronselves.
That's just part of the running. The elite, the elite stock.
But then a lot of them are trained. They know

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that when they do and or they might not eat
as much before they know how to clog it up.
Oh my god, this wasn't this was last year yesterday? Wait,
what do you think I just went through the whole
set up of the marathon because said you went and
was doctor seawan. I'm confused as the way we're going

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on to support someone's cousin's partman. So the cousin, the
cousin was a male and his partner was the female
that ran used today you know what shome on me?
I assumed it was the man that ran. Now you
just messaged up? Is it prank?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
I saw that beg too. Okay, sorry to disappoint. I
think it looked like two unwrapped chocolate rices bars.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Picnic bar. That's saying it's not a poo. Somebody's snack
packs way more sid because you can easily get two
Ricey's picnic bars into a Oh. Do you think someone
was halfway through the marathon and then realized they drop
their picnic bars or their Ricey cakes their runners best?

(01:05:10):
Can we just hope that it was Ricey's picnic It
makes a lot more sense. It makes a lot more
sense because that would be easy to get into a medium.
Sign would have melted, melted text, text and text. Could
you tell us did they look homemade or were they
l cms?

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Did they look factory made or if they were homemade,
you know Cromelter and often they just melt. I hope
that's what it was, because she was adamant it was
human for says. The more I'm hearing about it, the
more I'm I'm it's not a purple The.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Z N podcast networks Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Just a quick update re poona bag slash chocolate rices.
Thank you to UH two eight four our texta who
said they saw the bag, sorry to disappoint it was
unwrapped chocolate ricees bars to confirm they were l cms.
I recognized the colored sprinkles as my daughter has them too.
To the untrained eye, they definitely look okay, okay, so
they melted by the time she had seen them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Then maybe didn't see the sprinkle warmed up in the
bag and as you're running past, I can see.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
How we got so doctor Shawne, cousin's partner's auntie, sister's
friend twice removed who we always go on support when
the marathon. You missed saw, Yeah, yeah, you miss saw.
It's miss scene, isn't it. You've you miss seen, you
missed done it, you miss done it. All right, it's
time for fact of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Day day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Yeah, do do do do do dude, do doo doo.
I started doing a puzzle at the weekend. One thousand
piece jigsaw puzzle. Okay, it's got fairy, it's it's got
it's like this you're familiar puzzle? Was that the one

(01:07:10):
the other day? I was like, oh my god, woman's
taking this home. I should steal a couple of pieces. Yes,
he was going to prank you and take a couple
of It's going to color a couple were vivid. What
a pre I know, I'm a monster. I was excressively
puzzling when I found the final piece, the piece that
goes around the outside with the with the flat side,

(01:07:31):
when I found the telling us how puzzles work. Your cheers,
brou When I found the final piece that I slipped
in and I said, you son of a bitch, that's
what I did. You just want to challenge you. You know,
like it's easy to do a puzzle. It's not easy
to do a puzzle. It is easy to do a puzzle.
It's a very detailed puzzle and it has all the
fairy tiels as told by the Grim brother I'm going

(01:07:52):
to buy you an all black puzzle for Christmas. I
don't want it. I've seen ninety piece. It's twenty one
thousand piece puzzles and they're all, oh my god, that
been mixed up. Not at all the same bag. Not interested,
thank you, ma'am. But they it's got all the different

(01:08:15):
like fairy tales on it, and it kind of gave
me a little bit of an inkling as to the
original fairy tales, because you know, we get the Disney
versions all happy endings, and a lot of the Grim
Brothers fairy tales weren't yeah happy. So each day this
week we're going to be looking at one fairy tale
and how it was originally told. I love there. Okay,

(01:08:35):
today we're looking at sleep sleeping Beauty. I reckon we
might find some racism in here. This, oh good, that
is the least of the problems. The sleeping Beauty, which
was originally called Briar Rose because it was originally a
French fairy tale from sixteen ninety seven, so we're familiar
with sleeping beauty gets pricked our finger, falls asleep for

(01:08:56):
one hundred years. Prince Charmings gives her a smirch and
she wakes up. Yeah, even that one's a bit like
you can when she's a lipid enough, that's a right
enthusiast to consent. So first printed form tells the story
that the prophecy that Taralia will fall into a deathlight
sleep when a flax splinter pierces her skinner. Her father
hides her away, but fate when she pricks her finger
and collapses. So it's flax the flap, and the sixteen

(01:09:19):
hundreds were weak. They were weak as dying by thirty forty. Yeah,
flax I gave birth. So this is this is this
is the you've actually foreseen the original story so she's
she's collapses, she's out. Years years go by, the kingdom's abandoned,

(01:09:43):
but a wandering king enters the abandoned palace, finds the
lifeless but beautiful princess, who he oh no, then he leaves.
Months later, she gives birth. Still yeah, I know, dude,
I know. Still see why they've changed that? Yeah, that
needs to be totally spin. So the Sun and Moon.
She gives to birth to twins while still asleep. By

(01:10:03):
the way, while still in her slumber, bush um and
then Sun and Moon. The twins, whilst trying to nurse,
suck the splinter from her finger, which awakens her from
her curse. What the hell have been asleep for like
one hundred years? Also a mother wild stories in the
sixteen So then the king's jealous wife learns the truth.

(01:10:26):
This is the king that came into She orders the
children cooked and served to her husband because those are
his children, but out of wedlock. She demands he eats
them with killow potatoes. They were going to eat the babies,
the cook secretly saves them, substituting in lamb, and then
when the cook tells the king, the queen is executed

(01:10:47):
for her deception. I wouldn't buy it. Humans don't taste
her lamb. We taste that pork for sure. Right. The
story ends with the king marrying the sleeping Beauty Talia
viol as if nothing was wrong. Goodness, mate, what a
wild story. So that's why that's at because that's not
gonna lull anybody. Just with there. Yah. When when did

(01:11:11):
the dwarfs come in? Oh that's a different It was
sleepy as well, was a dwarf? Why we will touch
on tomorrow. Okay, save my questions for them questions, but then,
your honor, I appreciate that approach to it. Until then
we will adjudicate and take break and yeah charge charge

(01:11:31):
our clients thousands of dollars. Yes, no disagreement there, You're
on it. So today's fact of the day is Sleeping
Beauty didn't originally prick your finger and fall asleep to
be woken by Prince Charming's curse. She awoken when the
babies that she had given birth to while also asleep,
suck the thorn out of her. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day,

(01:11:53):
do do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
Do do do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Play ms Fletch Vaughan and Hailey plays Ms fletch one
and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Should know Twain friend of the show love her. Yep,
she commented on our video once and so that makes
a friend of the show, makes her a close friend
of the show. Dear friend of the show, reach out
to he has revealed the best advice she was ever
given and why she lives by it. She said, honesty
is the best advice. Honesty is everything is nothing. Oh

(01:12:32):
that means with yourself, that means to others. It's a check.
You just can't go wrong with honesty. Sometimes I don't
think people need to know. I don't love all of honesty,
do you know what I mean? Okay, were examples, Well,
there's a space for a little white lives, and there's
a little white lives. I think there's protective. That's the

(01:12:53):
whole truth, the whole truth, the truth. You know, you
get the whole truth. But I like this, I quite
like that quote. It's good, it's good. Be honest. Yeah, yeah,
be real, being honest.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
I've got mine tattooed on me and it was my
mum's friend who sadly passed away early from cancer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Drinker while it's fizzy, don't wait around to start living
your life. I eat pud first, eh, first, that's not
that's not what that's saying. Don't wait for the one.
Don't wait for it, because last night I had one
of those little you know, going too heavy on the
pud three to here and I can feel it. I
had a little pud okay, and then because I had

(01:13:30):
a second one, as I want to do, double pud,
double pud? What did you eat those little ice creams
and you think you're getting a big one because the
box kind of gives you that ere and get four
big ones and then you open it and the minis, Oh,
they're not meant for smoutdowns about the other one. Magnums, Magnums,
Oh it was a cookies of cream as I want
to do. I had one, but I was like, uh,

(01:13:53):
some minis. You had a mini. Yeah, you've tricked me.
I don't know if you should be eating that post Barley, Battley, dude,
I am in charge of my gup. Where's the life advice?
Eat too minies because it's because it's the size. It's
still smaller than they were in the nineties. Eat too
many magnums because you never know when life will Because
in the nineties. That was the size of one, and

(01:14:14):
the nineties were way better than now. The nineties were
peak humanity. I've said before and I'll say again, humanity
peaked in the nineties. Some I've always given you my
life advice, never trust anyone, full stop, ever, full stop ever.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
And then not forget my favorite quote that Flicher said
to me every time that he'd be like, hey, do
you want to come to spin class, and I'd be like,
I can't, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
I'm getting my nails done or I'm patting my cat. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Well, were both very good things for me. But don't
forget that your excuses will destroy you and take everything
that you ever wanted if you let them.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
It's a great quote. It is a great it's a
great quote. I remember that times and tough times. How
do you eat an elephant one bite at a time,
one bite at a time? Someone's what he missaged in
my favorite advice. Take up space you enter. Oh, I
like that, but not only on a bus, and you
take up two seats and there's no seats. I take

(01:15:06):
up a little lease, but not for your hand. Ba okay, well,
I want a hundred dollars in him. We thought this
morning on Monday, we'd kick off some great life advice,
wholesome pearls, yes, and pearls of wisdom. I want one
hundred dolls at him as that number take through nine
six nine six, Give us the best advice you've ever
been given? Right now?

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
We want to know what is the best advice you've
ever been given? And we would like to receive it,
all of us on behalf of our listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yes, what was Shandia Twain's honesty? Always yes, just above,
very honest. Yeah. Got we're getting some real pearls of
wisdom texture. And somebody said two best pieces of advice
from my granddad one cheer up or f up? Okay,
and to always have a good beard and a good
good pair of shoes, because if you're not in one,

(01:15:48):
you'll be in the other. I want bid good beard,
a beard, bid bad to sleep and bid bid you're
stead of putting an R in there? What did you
put a bird in bed? Weird beard? Charlotte? Good morning?
What is the best advice you've ever been given? Good morning?

Speaker 8 (01:16:08):
First, I just want to say I'm a long time listener.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
And first time que Welcome, Welcome, Charlotte, thank you, welcome.
I love to have you.

Speaker 8 (01:16:17):
But my quote is a glosstick has to crack before
it can glow.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Oh yeah, I love that. Love that because about a
booth journey, is it?

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Yeah, otherwise it's just a weird bit of plastic. What
some weird doing it? Yeah, exactly, And that's us, that's human,
that's us, weird. Little good You got to put the
can to crack it to make it glow. I really
like that. Like that, Charlotte, thank you, thank you. Let's
go to Samantha. Samantha, best piece of advice you've ever.

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
Had, hid was that you can't control other people and
how they in what they do. In most the only
thing you can control is how it as you can.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
You take great advice others much like to let them,
isn't it just? Yeah, you can't control them.

Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
It really does change the way you look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
But I love to be loved, Samantha, you know, and
when people don't really impact.

Speaker 7 (01:17:17):
You, know, that's right. You might as well be positive
and love you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
That's all you can do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Yeah, exactly, I treat Samantha. Thank you, Gareth. Piece of
advice you ever got? Yes, my dad had a quote
for everything, and I may have been a little bit
testing to my teachers, and his was question authority. But
raise your hand first. Oh, I go about it the
right way when you first, when you said the first part,

(01:17:44):
I was like, well, what if the police officer told
you to do something and you were like you question it.
That's resisting arrest. That's resisting. But raise your hand. You
may make it well away to the office. You're not
reaching for a weapon. Yeah, Gareth, thank you. Some messages
in either your kids live around you or you live

(01:18:07):
around your kids. That's what somebody said was their parenting advice. Nice.
Someone said another one. My grandmother told my friend and
I at sixteen when we were going to a party,
be good and if you can't be good, be safe.
Oh yeah, that's good. What people say behind your back
is none of your business. Yeah, so you just more

(01:18:27):
of a like, don't worry about it. But again, you
can't change what people think about you. Yeah. What you're
not changing, you are choosing. If it was easy, it
wouldn't be worth it in the end. What you aren't
changing your choosing. That's a good one. This is a
beautiful one. An old boss of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
You used to start training sessions by saying we're all
going to die, so why bother?

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
And that's just a beautiful just a beautiful thought to
kick off the week on it. I don't know if
that's motivating outside.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Now we're looking for some life advice. The best piece
of advice you've ever been given. Georgia joined us Happy Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Monday. Any life advice you want to share with the crowd. Okay, literally,
it's sent me over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
If you are thinking something about someone, or you're thinking
that they've got a great outfit, on tell.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Them because you know you're singing bad things obviously. But
I did it to this old lady. She was like,
you know those very well dressed old ladies. Yeah, next car.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
I always stop them and say, you're everything I want
to be. It's so smile on their face is just
the best. Yeah, so do that because.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Another rich and happy bird. They should be rich and miserable,
actually yeah, fear and people who are poor should be happy.
Go tell them that it's great. You're what if you
were walking along, say you didn't know Vaughn and he
just comes up to you in the mall and he's
like God, you look really beautiful. Would you be creeped out?
Though I don't know that I actually would.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
I'm longing to be hit on in the old fashioned
way of sort of a PESTI kind of do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Just are predicting the return of the pest when waveboard
fell out of favor.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Yeah, we don't need to hear about the old bese
mass though, but escape better.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Age. I'm sort of raking and compliments just sort of
toy can Yeah, Okay, some other life advice here, someone
said heard one. Excuses are like arm pits. Everyone has
a couple and they both stick. That's better the old
excuses or rob you of everything you've ever wanted. If
you always stand up for what you believe and even
if you're standing alone. Oh, you can't pull from an

(01:20:33):
empty carp that's good? Is that sort of You've got
to look after yourself or put your own mask on first.
You should. You should write that one. But I've got
a cake scraper and I'm just scraping the cup and
I found a little bit more ringing out the cup.
You're ringing it out like cutting my hands as I'm ringing. Yeah,

(01:20:55):
don't get your knickers and a not It doesn't solve anything,
and I'll make you walk funny.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Okay, like that assumption. As the mother of someone said
they got their life advice from us. Never be afraid
of fat ripper.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
I will not be. I've been afraid afraid. Never be
afraid to rip a fair uie in life. Yeah, huge
fair you are here at the show. Love that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Uh Now, someone said, in life give you lemons. How
you react is your responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
I think you make lemonade. You make lemonade, and someone's
actually just got there wrong make lemonade. How you need
so much sugar to make lemonade palatable? Yeah, I don't
know if you should be making lemonade, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Slice out of the Lift over Limits was lemon slice, nice, crunchy,
bassed lemony, sort of soft love. So when life gave
Petsy bad lemons.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
She made Yeah, that's actually better than lemonade. I love
that I get to do this rather than I have
to do this. I've heard that about turning you. Yeah,
you headspace around with somebody to do with work.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Yeah, I do it every time I do a show.
I say every audience is a gift, Like they've chosen
to be there, so don't be like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
They literally have paid so you better perform exactly. That's
also my motto in life.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
They've paid, so you better better perform, otherwise you've wasted
their money.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Don't blame the clown when you keep going to the circus.
That's a good one. When you're born, you look like
your parents. When you die, you look like your decisions.
Oh my god, that's sometimes it's to keep your mouth
shut and look like an idiot rather than open your

(01:22:36):
mouth and confirm it. I need to live by that one.
That's a good one. Shut up. Hey, remember how you
just gave that uber driver five stars because you wanted
five stars back? Yeah, let's do that with this podcast.
Review it five stars, Tell your friends, and we'll do

(01:22:58):
the same for you if you ever need a review
for anything. But where are you giving me my five stars?

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
I don't know. Do you have any restaurant or something? Yes,
if you give us five stars on this podcast, tell
us where you would will review, even where we won't
even go, we'll just review your fact. I don't want
people to know where my restaurant is. I'm doing one
of those secret restaurants. That's exactly the opposite of Hell
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