Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 13th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good morning all you lotto losers, A lot of loser,
Loto loser fallow Lotto losers. I got, I had a ticket.
I obviously haven't won, have I?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
You have one?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Mom and dad had one, So go one right here?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
When you can you scan them?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Sex thirty Okay, I mean did anybody win the other ones?
I'd take a first, did they? But people wanted or
some ships. I wasn't ticket, Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Wasn't paying attention. So now it's must win.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Fifty five million dollars?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Is that how many people purchase tickets for this latest one?
Like people are just spending so much money as well.
We went out ten million dollars and one popper root
now that it doesn't usually go up ten million dollars
in one pop so and I think I heard yesterday
one in three New Zealanders brought a lot of ticket,
which is insane given the amount of babies there are.
So that so that is the first time that that'll

(01:00):
be the highest fifty five It's been four times at fifty. Yeah, god, okay,
so sorry, it's the fourth time it's past fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
How many does it say in that article how many
people won first Division? Because that's how they split it, right,
must win stuff, none wins Powerball, it gets split amongk's
first Division.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, and I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I'll take it. This say this because last week was it.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
There was six winners and they all won one hundred
and sixty six thousand. So a lot of said the
three fifty million must have prize draws that have previously
been held, we're all won by multiple winners, so there's
a chance that might happen again this time too. So
regardless of how many people went on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah, they know.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That they're going to sell shit ton of tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
We just need to get it out of the way
and we'll move on with our lives.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's my They say the fifty five million figure has
been made possible by strong forecasted ticket sales. No shit,
no shit.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'll begining a couple, I reckon and that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Then I'm tap for our Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
And they do remind people to spin from their budget,
like they say, a ticket can be bought for six dollars,
which gives you four.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Lines in the draw. That's all you need.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You just need one.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I mean, how many tickets have we been buying for
the last few months and not winning each No exactly,
so yeah, so play response.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
We've could have had such a nice night out with
the money that three of us have put into a
lot over the.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Last somebody won strike last night two hundred thousand. The
would be Lovelab dropping the pondrand.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Coming up on the show, Vaughn, you've got the top
six for us? I do top six ways that Auckland
City could have saved money on Christmas decorations.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
People people do love wanting about it.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, then everyone wonders that the city doesn't look good enough,
and then everyone wonders about this.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Then everyone wonders about that. Yeah, well they win.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You about that big giant Christmas tree and that looked amazingly.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
One of those Christmas plugs.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah yeah, remember the Christmas money well spent lovely. I've
always said that been a huge but though we're like
three meters tall.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
My mum had a really great afternoon at the shops
yesterday and ended up spending zero dollars and coming out
like a bandit.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I'll tell you how she did it.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Next Flach and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
If you missed it.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
My parents have moved in with me and I'll tell
you what so far. Teen out of ten experience recommended
to everyone.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's just brilliant because everything's done for you, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh my god? Everything like it's just lovely to come
home and things.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Have you done washing in the last few weeks, haven't
touched her.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I went to put my gym gear in the washing
basket and it's just empty, constantly empty, not even sheets
in there. You know sometimes you put sheets in your
washing basket and then you lower can't be bothered doing those.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
You sort of fish through to get your clothes out.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, it's an experience of washing basket full of clothes
and I came in and they were gone, and I
immediately was like, girls, where are these clothes? Then she
dumped them mounts they put their own clothes away. I
didn't even ask, well.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I know, capable self suffusion, we love it, ladies. Well,
I meanwhile, there's hot mess over there.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Capable I am.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's so nice and capable independent young woman, and you're
like really going the opposite three in reverse bread every day.
But I would be the same if christender with me,
I would let the Queen of laundry do that thing.
You're not going to let this banana bread thing in
all this baking.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
It's not going to end well. Isn't going to end well.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I've never bought I didn't never buy ice cream. There's
two tubs in my freezer at the moment. So of
course yesterday after I made a salad for dinner, I
was like, I could have some of that shot chap balance.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I know, talk about the bloody four pm wines as well. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
So part of what my mum's been helping me with us,
and I've mentioned this a lot, is I've had bags
and bags and bags of clothes in the water and
the garage and.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
There's just too many clothing stuff even wre for years.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Stuff haven't fit for like five to six years, and
we my mum has been doing slowly but surely, has
been washing it all, hanging it up and basically like
like a dog who pissed on the carpet, rubbing my
nose in it and being like sorted out right. So
yesterday was my first attempt at pulling stuff out, and
I just started. I just once, you know, like I'm

(05:16):
very attached to clothes. But once I started, I couldn't stop.
I was like, nah, nah, gone, done done. I showed
you guys the videos, right there was maintains of clothing
that I'm going to get rid of and sell and
donate and whatnot. But two sets of women made out
like bandits out of this. One was my mum who
shopped my wardrobe like there was stuff in there that

(05:36):
I was like, doesn't suit me, it's new, it's nice,
blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
And she'd just go shopping. She's putting it on.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
She's parading around, going and doing little parades for my dad,
craggy baby as she calls them.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
And Dad would be like, oh, that's nice. Would you
get that the wardrobe for free? I just got this
for free. Be like how much? How much was that free?

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Dad?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
But don't ask Kaylee how much it was. Don't think
about it. So Patsy's got some quite high end labels
of imagining.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
She does well.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
She's a mouture gow on the New Zealand Designer. Did
you put Patsy to work? Like selling them?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's the next step, and we've got a plan. Okay, cool,
We're going to take a command. She's pretty good at
that sort of thing. She's very good at that thing.
Stay tuned for the plan. How I'm going to actually
get some money back out of these clothes, and most
of which I've never worn. But it's almost like if
you went to the start though, where it all starts,
I'd have much more money, Like what.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Just you just don't buy? So sort of like think
before you buy.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, yeah, see those things on the front of her
Teddy's they negate that I believe the forethought. I don't
really need this right now? Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
And the other thing was I went through a phase
of buying colorful clothing and that's not really for met.
I will blue today, and I'm feeling a little bit
out of sorts. I love I love a mostly black wardrobe,
and so I was pulling out these colour full dresses
and everything that I was like, I just don't think
this is for me.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
And I was like, do you know who would love this?
Carwen and Shannon.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I brought them a second seck delivery of like quite
cool clothes.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I'm excited we are.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
They called the fish through them.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yet we've been resisting, but you know we've been working.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, I have been working. Wow, there was a twenty
minute GOLs session that work.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
The sifting time okay, took all five, let's not separate.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It was everybody.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
I'm excited though, for these new clothes because you have
gifted them to us, which is nice.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
But this now brain, Oh.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
Sorry, but now if I were a new dress around
my partner, I'll be like, oh, it's one of Hailey's.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
But if I buy.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Stuff, Hailey gave us lots of stuff. Hailey's so generous.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
You can go shopping now exactly. We weren't spending money
of clothes at the moment. No, no, no, it's just one
of Hailey's. Haley's but I can see the tag and
here was She's reckless it. There's everything from He's the
only designer too. I'll see there's a couple of Anko
numbers in there. Hey listen, but it's like a nice light,
you know.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
But Haley's cup all the way. So now you have
to gives which one's Anko and which one's nontry road
or I won't even know.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Well, have that and there's more where that came from
and honestly, I will say it's a good I feel.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I felt lighter yesterday. I think we can all do
this like a spring clean yea.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Whether you're light, mean, you've got an embarrassment of clothing,
or you just need to just.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Or you've just shot five of the same T shirts
like me exactly. You know you can just three donate,
give them away.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Chere with your friends, because you could give some of
your mankey old T shirts to Vorn.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
He'll wear anything.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Because literally wearing a promotional free T shirt today. Pajama
it brings out my eyes and it is my favorite
whiskey br.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
You've also to wear your pajama shirt to work and
also your T shirt.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Actually pajama shirt to a filming this week and they said,
that's a lovely T shirt.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Did they see the Wallace cotton sleep tag.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
No they didn't. I had it tucked.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
On the ZM podcast network lay ZMS fletch worn and
Haley there's.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
A Horizon Viny therapy.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
And this is on the back of the fact that
Justin and Haley Bieber apparently quite like this. Now I
know that your is pricked up. Yeah, because the ny
A veno veno veno viny vino venoe veno veno. Well,
it involves immersing the body and baths infused with red

(09:29):
grape skins, seeds and extracts, so wine the by products of.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Wine production, but no alcohol. You've lost me, You lost me.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
What you did is you had me and then you
lost me.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Maybe you're getting all the good bits, yeah, by the
antiox so apparently, and this happens all over the word.
Apparently in Argentina, but.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
There are some really exclusive like luxury hotels and spas
that do this, like in the big American cities that
you can head north of New York and yeah, say
in these places and apparently that's what Haley and Justin
Bieber do, and so a journalist has done this.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Seven hundred US dollars.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, just get I mean, how many bottles of how
many bottles of Corbyn's your cask?

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Country read fancy three leaders?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Last time I bought Country cask, it was like twenty
one bucks for a cask. Really, that's how many leaders
in a bath?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
So many?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, you think a two hundred liters drum. Also, you're
going to come out to me at least two hundred leters.
Do you come out read like, do you come out
of it a stained? And you know that's what you
do when you come out standing in red wine, you
have a bathroom white wine to remove the room.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
It's just like a carpet.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, soa prosico like that's my wine of choice. Okayers
would be larger, so they soak for forty five minutes
in this wine biprop temperature.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I think it's this room temperature. I don't think they
heeded that. It's not mule would need to be the
bars with honey want thirty thirty eight thirty nine your spark?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Do you run your spa at at the moment? Thirty
must be nice? Forty eight point five? Okay it's been
a bit hot.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but I don't I don't know if they're heated.
They don't sound like they're heated. But yeah, you do
a massage and you do everything else.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
So I'm looking. There's you know, so in Auckland that
we're with the rooftop bar, that the spa there, it's
so hotel in Auckland offers the water lily veno therapy.
Oh okay, there's a thera vine somewhere else in the country.
There's a few places in New Orleland.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Do you want to do it?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Surely Onsen fill up one of the hot pools with yeah,
ask wine.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
I mean if you can get in the roof of
the vat at Melbrook.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I reckon.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Ven therapy. No plunge pole, the fletch.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Pod. It is so silly, silly, silly that still little silly.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
It's a little pot of.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
It's a little pole today, flitch, please thanks, keep the
show on the road. Driving through Metcafe for your morning
fis yes, thank you.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Matt's one right now.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
You're at work. You should do it.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Get this is a good great time for one.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
It is yeah, I might pop out, pop out.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Well, maybe you win the fifty dollars our stay changed tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
We did just have a cool walk. Today's question for
what do you do when you get a pimple? Squeeze
it or leave it? I have fingers called and said
here's to heights. Otherwise his girlfriend attacks them? How good
is a black head attack on the back though, No, no,
I've never.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Been into doing. Do you top or a bottom?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
When it comes to top, you squeeze top, you squeeze them.
I don't like it when other people squeeze my pimples. No, neverse.
This is because yesterday then there's not those terms you're
using wrongly. I yeah, I don't worry about it. It's
cool top, because you're lying down on the bed yeap

(13:21):
with your back, and I'm on top of you squeezing
the squeezing them.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
You're the bottom. I'm the top and top and bottom
a verse. Yeah, okay, yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
I've got my first purmple post post facial.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Burn, and I think I'm another one too. I think
whole moment.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I checked it yesterday because I went over a speed
bump and I lost my shirt.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I was so grumpy.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Okay, she's heading towards the retato time, and I think
the purmples are that. And then you were like, you're
gonna squeeze it, and I was like, boy, you know.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
It squeeze and I've got this one on my neck.
That's not a squeeze. Yeah, it's not. So the pole
results as it gross to a little satisfaction. If you
give it a squeeze and that squirts on the mirror.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, then you get some toilet paper and polish it
into the glass.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Okay, this is gross. But I did it once in
an elevator and it went on the mirror. I've done
in this elevator. Yeah, on the way up a sleeve
on that.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I got to sleep on you. What do you do
when you get a pample?

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Squeeze that?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I'll leave it. Eighty six percent of people squeeze it. Yes,
it's so satisfying. Do you know I remember I I
don't remember why. I remember reading an article in like
a Cleo or a Dolly and it was an interview
with the girl that used to play mini on Shortened Street.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
So I'm going back.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Alan Crozier doing a Mini Crozier. I don't know what
happened to her. She was a bit of a sexual
awakening for a young Formsmith and I think we're a
similar era about many.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yes, div where is she she on the gram?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Div?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
No listen, which is.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Probably hiding After that comment you just made about it.
I think everybody had a that's actually a great phone
and topic. Who want Shorten Street was your sexual awakening?
Obviously Nack wasn't it. I'm clicking, I'm clicking, Garson, Garson,
did you hear my great idea from a phone and topic?
Who on shortened street. Was your Sexual Awakening. That's good,
mat Henderson. Everybody had one. There was a generation since

(15:25):
nineteen ninety two. March twenty fifth, your Sexual awaiting on
Home and Away. Should we get yes, Angel get clear
on yes cleam yeah bi sexually because she had sex.
We love clear chit chat was the most unbelievable part
about that was clear Chenham's character was from Tartannaki.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I don't look for me, they do, so look at me,
I am tell me when.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Here's a photo of many Crozier like back in the
Sexual Awakening, does I see it?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Oh my god, I remember her?

Speaker 9 (15:56):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Right?

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
So she back on track? Please back on track. She married,
yes in real life and then he fell on the
ditch the end right in real life?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
What he married her? The Trina's Magical wedding.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
What that needs some side investigation. I don't remember that part.
So she was in a magazine. God get it back
on track. Sorry, she's still hot now I just want
to say, oh wow, yeah, she's she's a really beautiful
that's twenty twenty four, really still still hot. So that's
getting a red hot Instagram follow. That is her boyfriend,

(16:34):
I'll say.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Also hot.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Okay, that is hot.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
That is so hot. He's like hot children. But braand
as a.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Musician, okay, here you go wow.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Hot.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Like it's not fair, it's hot, he's hot. It's not
fair when you see someone that's hot.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
It's not people deserve hot.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
She a magazine.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Please please please.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
She was in a magazine and they were talking to
her because she was a teen that's hot.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
She was, stop showing me photos. I'm trying to stay
on track.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
She was in a magazine because she was like a
teenager and they're talking her about and they took her
about pimples and she said her superpower was not touching them.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
She lets them dry out and they've gone on a day.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I know who can do that. No one's doing that.
No one's doing that. Eighty six percent of people squeeze them.
Fourteen percent of people leave that. This is going to
have to be quick. I do apologize. We got slightly distracted.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
With Contrinda Divine. Yeah she's hot.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
As she said, I don't have the level of self
control required not to squeeze the purmple. It's hard enough
not squeezing the ones that small children get. Because that's
frowned upon baby Acne. Helen said, purple patch, that's the
new thing.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I see a lot of people using these, but they
meant to suck out the bad badness.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
And then if you have little step array, yes we
did what there's something in them.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, yeah, right, draws it out people that leave it.
I have never really truly felt joy, said Jianna. Yeah right,
my niece, which is like Monica but with a niece.
So my niece Monee Monye said HER's and of self
control to leave a pimpol alone. I will attack that
sucker until it's one big giant, ugly scale. I'll attack
it so it's worse. Way word scars me for life.

(18:20):
I want rivets in my face way worse. I think
that that real sort of like reflection upon your inability
to not making a big giant mess will win you
today's mcfe voucher for fifty met cafe voucher or yours.
Monay's my girlfriend is an actual pest, says Lucy. With this,
we can be mid quite sorry sissoring and you.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm sorry technically, Jesus Christ, I can't believe a podcast
is this live?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Right now? Henty one.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
By the way, when you are start down, we're in
the surge down. When you are scissoring and start squeezing,
it technically becomes toysing.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Is tweezing, We're tweezering. Now, we're tweezing. Now that in
urban diction. There urban dictionary toysing.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
We could be mid coitus and I can feel her
hands slide over one of my over my back or face,
and she continues to brush past it. Now I just
stop and let her pop it and then continue with
the fun cuddles us fun cuddle See that would be
a better way of saying that a whole break man.
I've been treated divine and now I'm learning that this

(19:31):
happens mid yees. I've watched many documentaries featuring anyone, but
may these many sort of twelve minutes sort of that
never happened happened? Yea?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
It shows me that my research isn't done.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
How what do you do when you get a pimpoleos
today sell a little pole in eighty six percent and
you said squeeze?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Does that end? Podcast? Needwork plays?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Everyone online is looking for screen relief, which in itself
is an ironic statement.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Being on tech being like.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I need to get off my phone. There's this is
a great little list here from Cosmopolos on home.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
I love of how to make.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Your life more analogue, to get off your screens.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yep, love this first one.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Investing a digital point and shoot camera which in it
South has become alter digital years like a digital Just
get your little sony cybershot, get out there, take your photos.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
And stuff, because then you're not holding up your phone.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
And one of those moves where it makes you feel old.
I was telling the girls about how the first digital
cameras could hold about ten, ten or eleven pictures, so
you had to pick your ten or eleven, yeah, and
plug it into a computer.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
And get them off and then clear a bigger pardon. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Really, there's tens of thousands of photos on this little
phone on.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Really hard lugging somewhere, lugging your desktop PC around, you
know the pyramids, to quickly upload it quickly up correctly
upload ten photos I know, and then yep.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
But even your little excuse me just far too far?
Is this someone I could plug in my HP TST.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I've just taken so many photos on this tour I
need to I want to take more sony cyber shots
that everyone had. You'd only have what fifty or one
hundred photos at the round end what I'm talking about. Yeah,
and you could get bigger, but it was so expensive.
It was all about the size of the card that
you had in there. And you just turn your photo

(21:19):
call it down to low so you could crank that's right,
and then the batteries would run out because it.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Rann on double a's on my cyber shot.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Maybe I'm a little bit younger than your mine had
the little slide out battery that you'd put on a
on a almost yeah.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
The idea is you're leaving your phone at home, but
you can go out and if you need to.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Take photos, still want to take photos, you can take
some photos the next one. And I've done this this
year after I slept in that morning.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Got an alarm clock.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yes, it's great because then your first thing you do
is not pick up because people are having their alarms
on their phones heading off and then be like, what's
in my hen now?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Now? Iybe?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
They just check all the on the apps. I'll do this.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
If you get an alarm clock, boom boom boom, turn
it off, get up, start your day, not on your phone.
Someone said, have a home computer, not a laptop, like
a set up actual I had that.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I've got one of those. But you also have an
iPad an.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
A fine, But so then you kind of allocate a
little corner of your home where the internet lives, right
and then the internet it's not on your lounge and
in front of the TV and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
We're making it too easy. And could you play with
yourself in the middle of the lounge off the family sign.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Just get a comfy chair, yeah, clear the lounge, getting crafty,
studying and you hobby something that you do with your hands.
Were Producer Shannon loves this very good with her her
Butterfly Cape Finish Butterfly Cape write letters. So if you have,
like something that you want to say to your friend.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Seventy to post the postcard seventy who can afford to
post the letter? I guess you could handle a bret.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
So there is a Reddit thread called pen pals my
Red Threat.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Of Troy like tear away pin Pal.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, and you can get out here and pick up pal.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You know my tear away pin pal story eight. You're
actually just talking to some old school friends. Yeah, on
the internet. Our mass teacher died. Oh no, eighty six
years old.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Joke flitch.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, I dare you if you went to Morrowsville College
and had mister Parker is the mass teacher, because it
was there.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
For a long humanized him.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Now, yeah, Ken Parky had a first name. We daren't
call him that. He passed away at the weekend, so
that was not everybody loved him. He was a stern
but fear man. But anyway, I'm just talking to them
and done my joke. Then go, No, that was off.
I did tear away pin pals back in the day.
I to top fletch. You definitely know the story. I'm
pretty sure I had seven hundred odd responses.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, I have heard that male like packets and packets
and packets of mail. That was wild. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, Well there's you can still get a pin pal.
This is a great Listen, there's more more goes on
a journal. Obviously, we're a watch, not your Apple watch,
so you're not getting buzzed all the time. Touch grass,
be more social, creative, hobbybag and if you simply must
look at a screen, that it be like a kindle.
We can read or if it's your phone, we're listening
to something, actually learning something along the way.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
You should.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
We don't want to do a joke, so good?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, I don't want to do damn it?

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Does that end podcast Network?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
From the unmoderated comments section, this is the top six. Yeah,
you can't win.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you're don't.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Auckland City Council spending three hundred thousand dollars on Christmas
decorations for downtown Orkan. These new like Neon lights and
nondrinch and I'm a grinch no offense. Well, I you
know there was some uproar when they purchased the was
it a six figure room? That Christmas tree is really expensive.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
But I tell you what, everybody loved it and that
everybody was getting photos next to it, and it really
made downtown awesome read joy.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
It makes everyone feel festive and happy.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Come on, that massive Christmas tree is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
You are beondiful. They spending another three hundred thousan dollars
on tower and Christmas decorations for the city center to
delight to the delight of some of the dismay of others.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
You know who sucks the taxpayers Union?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
They're always winging you don't spend they spend money. We
all pay the money. Miserable, Gray, horrible. Do I have
a beer downtown?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Come in when everything's broken because it hasn't been fixed
because nothing was paid for? Yeah, what do you do then? Exactly?
You're damned if you do like our entire country right now? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Correct, Bengo Bingo, switch change. I'm gonna give it a
butter bing Bingo.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Well, I've got the top six ways to save money
on Christmas decorations.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
You better no, I got it there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
What if you I've got the top six things Koalas
would love if they like leaves, I'll shut one down.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I've done that one.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Don't save that, cannot find your own money.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Top six ways to save money on Christmas?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Here it is. Do you know the other day I
was doing a little bit of a laptop clean out.
I had like forty five Top six is just like
as new emails shrunk down. Some of them were funny
that I don't even remember writing them. Top six ways
to save money on Christmas decorations, Number six on the list.
Give everybody that's living rough in Auckland Santa costumes.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
You got free Santa's there.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's controversial, water controversial.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Okay, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Sorry, sorry, of course it is because there's only one
stand to give one of them a Santa costume and
the rest of them can be dressed as alves.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Okay, okay, that's better.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
You've made it better by the one that wouldn't get
out of the middle of the road the other day
and I was like, excuse me, and she told me
to f off and then try to split at my car.
She would have made a cute alf It would have
been slightly easier to take. Yeah, but again number five
on the list of the top six waste to save
money on Christmas decorations. Set some deer loose in downtown
Auckland instant reindeers.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yeah, you could do that.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Are they deer at the Auckland Zoo?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Notting to go into the wild. They're a real problem, dear.
They're destroying you know, they destroy a lot of native forests.
There's no native forest that is destroying downtown Auckland.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
It is funny.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I reckon set them free and put little red noses.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
On the clip clop, clip clop, clip clop down that path.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Love that fun and it's not the raw, you know,
that dangerous part of the time of the year. They're like, oh,
don't appreach, do it dear. They're all horny and they're
doing the raw. It's not the raw. Numberfore on the
list of the top sex wats to save money on
Christmas decorations. A Spestosnow, like in the Wizard of Ours,
if youve got to send how cheap A spistos.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Is so cheap?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
And I can find some easy peasy. Yeah, you can
go to funding houses covered in a sbestos.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Mitos is so cheap you have to take you have
to pay people to get taken away.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, of fantastic. So you think that we could just
and then we just run it through a chipper.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
We put chippers on the roof and we just chuck
a spestos and it's folks, no cheap too. Number three
on the list of the top six ways to save
money on Christmas decorations.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Speaking of cheap, I reckon we just chuck.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Up some kmart tinsel and just leave it up there
year round, because then your dollar per day drops, right, down.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
It's girl man.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, ok, yeah, good good cost he aware, yeah, cost
aware number two on the list of the top sex
wayts to save money on Christmas decorations. Apples are wrapped
an old tinfoil. That was Shannon's idea to save on
ball balls. We just get apples on the routes. She
seemed to here zero stars for that hat hack from

(28:13):
Shannon and them one of those in the toxic ways
to save money on Christmas decorations. You know, one of
the big aspects of Christmas is sparkling lights.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yepes.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Someone has to stay in all the offices downtown over
on in Auckland just flicking the lights on and yeah great, yeah,
one person from each office ready, the same person.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
That's that that floors Firewarden lovely. Yeah. That is today's top.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Secks the ZM podcast network.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Ms Fletched, Vorn and Hayley Well.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Apple have released and in some countries, not New Zealand
because I've looked, but they have released a over the
shoulder sock.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
It sucks, like, how would.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
You describe like a small sling year for your iPhone?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
What do I google to see this iPhone sock?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would have already seen the memes.
One when I saw this morning, Borett should ask.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
For because it looks like his MENKINI it looks like
his mekini. Yeah, he should ask for royalties from Apple. Sorry,
it's two hundred and twenty nine UIs dollars. Yes, yeah, yes,
it looks like wits. No, it looks like yoga mat material.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
It's netted, right, yeah, yeah, it's a stretchy sock.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Shannon onto these.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Shannon producer, Shannon Actually, because she's a crochet quan. You
could absolutely crochet as a phone sock.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Should this be my new side?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Hustle could be the new side?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Ask? Crochet is netting? Right? No? No? How was it different?

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Knittings to needles and Crochet's one hook either a hooker
or because that's what I did needler.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It was like a stretchy pocket, not unlike the iPod sock,
which was from years gone by.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
I had an iPod sock.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Cool, but it's elongated to form a strap made of
ribbed elastic textile that fully encloses an iPhone letter yet
allows you to glimpse the display through its open structure.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
But it's so ugly and you couldn't put anything else
in it?

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Should I try and make us one that idea?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, yeah yeah, crochet iPhone socks.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
Do you have a request on color bright?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Well, there's a gower you got like neon green, orange, purple,
pink blue.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
The neon green was the same as the borate man ken.
I rekon, bore it, bore it green, I reckon.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
I'll do some crafting tonight. We'll pull back tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
I saw someone with one of these, and I'd be like,
that's so shame.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
Like if you're a woman, especially, you already have a handbag,
so then you've got a handbag on your arm and
this thing.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, just a lot.

Speaker 8 (30:46):
Chuck it in your bra put it in your pocket.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, I thumb mine up my shorts. Yeah, my little
on the top. But it's too hot there. The iPhone over,
Yeah it does it does that thing like sounds an
alarm and it's like, you'll leave me for ten minutes please.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Well, I'm excited to see what you come up with, Shannon.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
Yeah, report that.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Okay, maybe maybe you could make a market stall. Yeah
it's a two hundred and twenty US.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Are you going to make it? For less than that.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
Yeah, Shannon Socks has a good ring.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Shannon, I got them Shannon Shocks, Shocks Shocks, Shan Shocks,
call them Shocks.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
H O c k E s h Shocks, Shannon Shocks.
Stay Tuned.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Podcast Network plays z NS flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Sabrina Carpenter, who we love on this show and one
of the best albums of the year. So she is
going to be leading Alice in Wonderland, the musical that
Universal is doing playing obviously the Manhattan No She's playing Elie.
And people who know Sabrina Carpenter know that as a
teenager she hit a sweet sixteen Ellis in Wonderland thame.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
She is like a die hard fan.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's kind of like Ariana Grande and Cynthia Revo with
the wicked stuff.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Right, Why are you laughing at.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Me, Cohen, because you're just choking her dreams. But so,
Sabrina Carpenter is long with a fan of Ellis in Wonderland.
This is gonna be a film that has been made
and she's playing LS. It's gonna be incredible, obviously, it's
gonna be sung and beautiful.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Sabrina as LS.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
It's really exciting as well because she was on Broadway
for Mean Girls but only got to perform for three
days because COVID happened, So I feel like she gets
to relive kind of this. It's not Broadway obviously, but
this theater girl moment, right.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Wow, she was on Broadway before she.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Became like a big thing.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
Well, she's been a big thing for a long She's
a Disney's Disney Girl had a few hit singles and
albums in like twenty sixteen ish, but she played Katie
here on twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
I guess right, must watch her concerts now and just
for what.

Speaker 9 (33:01):
Do you mean?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Have you ever tried this one?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
You're watching?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
So this is gonna be on Netflix. It's done through
Netflix and Universal.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay, so it involves people who were involved in Wicked. Yes,
Mark Platt produced Broadway and screen productions of Wicked. It's
also got people involved in Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars.
So it's gonna be well done. It's gonna be exactly okay.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Because the last Alison Wonderland which they didn't do a
musical of, was Johnny Depp.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
It was a billion dollar pressing, live accent action version
with Tim Burton.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Wow, okay, yeah it was great a billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
It was Johnny Depp as the Man had.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
A rite would have been something Lucas Twitter day.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
But now this is I mean, this is great for
her because she's so like playful and cool.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Sometime end of next year or it'll be like a
while away, imagine take years.

Speaker 9 (34:07):
But also like, is this going to be a more
adult version because Sabrina is you know a little it's
Alison want to land.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
She needs to tuck your horniness away.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
No, she's not gonna because she's going to play.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
We were doing a spin class yesterday, well and I
wasn't actually taking the spin class.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
I wasn't the instructor.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I did put up a video. It was a virtual
class where you got to wait for the video screen
to come on, and so Haley and I were early,
so we pretended Hailey was taking the class.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
It's the stage. I didn't know that I want it,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I assumed you wanted every stage. Yeah, I know, I
didn't see any sort of stage. You're like, I can
see myself on that stage. I sort of like float
towards it.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Because it's on my story on Instagram, and I had
so many messages saying I'd actually do a cycle class
Haley instructed.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I even heard from some of the lovely Lisbill's instructors
themselves saying pretty accurate, pretty good, And.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
He was like, put your seat up here, all right.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Swing that leg over, let's get pumped and flush out
the legs. Anyway, so the spin class started and so
far it was just Flitch and I in the room,
and I was like, great.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Private class.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Great because when it's just Haley and I in a
giant room, we get a bit.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
And then this feller comes in and.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Four minutes in five minutes and he.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Missed the warm up and we're in track one and
he jumps on the bike and we're all good, and
he was far enough away from.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Us, you know, he didn't cramp our style.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
But then we're like honing a really hard track and
Fletch just looks over and then looks at me, and
we noticed that he's just taken a phone call because
you can kind.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Of hear his voice over. The class has started.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Well, class, we're mid bloody where about zaiyah?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, And the music's the music's loud, the music's pumping,
the earbuds, earbuds.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, so he's taken a call, he's coming to the class.
He's done this, he's seen he set a call, he's
put in his headphones back. Well we can hear him,
and he finishes us whatever his business call or whatever
it was, and then just goes back to the class.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I saw him just through his headphones on the floor
in front of the bike. Yeah right, I had come
into the class on the call, set up the bike,
started it and was like four or five minutes on
the bike taking it.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
You know what, it sounds to me like you got
yourself a mover and a shaker. We've got to move
in a shakeout. You gottops for no one.

Speaker 10 (36:25):
You got a real.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Estate agent that's got to close that deal. Yeah, yeah,
take the call. It was a bit odd that he
took a call there. And I want to know this
morning from our lovely listeners. When couldn't you believe someone
took a call.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Maybe it was a location thing like I remember performing
in India and then people in the theater would just
they take calls all the time.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
They wouldn't pause and they just have a full blown conversation.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Seat what's seated in the middle of the audience a
theater show, or would they leave and get up.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
No, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
They just have their conversation then and there and then
hang up and carry on with their day.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
That is wild, so bizarre whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Maybe it was in the middle of like.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Chat, what like a breakup or the reason I'm.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Leaving you, and you're like, oh, I'll hear that in
a second. I'm just getting a call hello, because it's.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
A client or a work card.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
You have to take it in the middle of hanky yank.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Oh yeah, that's you.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Don't don't answer, just call them back. Because a lot
of places you go now there are signs like you know,
when you got to give blood or you know, get
your blood test. Your phone no photos and videos don't
be on your phone. Same when you're ordering, like you're
in the line for something, or you're at a counter
and you're on the people on the phone.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I know it's out radius.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I always if I'm on a call and doing buying,
I'll always put.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Excuse me, I'm just gonna hello Hi.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yes, that's that's yeah, it's pretty rude. Okay, well, this
is what we want to know this morning. Still I
do take phone calls in the middle of six okay, always,
even if it's a random note, if it's a spam
number and it pops up that calling from France, you know,
just you don't know what you're missing exactly exactly. I'll
wait a hundred dancs. It would love to take your calls.
You can take through nine six nine seves.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Could you not believe someone took a call? I want
to know right now when couldn't you believe someone took
a phone call? Because we were in a spin class
yesterday and agu I was just finishing up, just on
his call have an air in the middle of like
crank and music, and his legs didn't slow down.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I'll say, yeah, he Natalie, where were you when somebody
took a call?

Speaker 10 (38:22):
I'm the call taker.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Many a team's calls during my monthly waxing appointment.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Really, so it's like a work call, a busy mom life. Sorry,
you gotta get stuff.

Speaker 10 (38:37):
Done when you can get it done.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Do you wait to answer on the team's call until
the strip's been taken off?

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Jesus, Oh no, we're doing both at the same time.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Do you mute the team's call though, just in case
there's a little.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Are we mute on the on the tag and is
your beautaian? Are they your wax or are they totally
cool with.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
You doing this?

Speaker 9 (39:04):
She's absolutely amazing.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Interesting work secrets.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, I tell my wax to be worth it.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
It'd be worth it for the goss, I think. I
think for the sheer multitasking. Yeah, I would like to
give you a caller of the week. Got a Chemis
warehouse price back home of the lowest biggest brands at
the lowest prices Chimi's Warehouse.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Get some hair removal stuff there and skip an appointment.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Well done, Thanks Natalie.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
So many messages in somebody said in the toilets at
La Airport, you can hear the entire conversation if she
used the toilet. A lot of people messaging and about
taking calls on the tour the toilet.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Yeah, have with certain people.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
It's certain you when you can hear someone's in the
toilet because it's a couple of responses we had on Instagram.
My boss always calls me from the toilet only once
to shower, though, so that's nice. A flatmate used to
call his mom from the toilet every time he took.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Oh, it's a good time to catch up with mum.
No to wipe your mum might used to wipe you
knows all about your ainus.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I was in a doctor's appointment and the doctor took
a call about her week in plans midway through My
appointment went on for at least five minutes, and she
was just laughing away chewing the fat while I was
sitting there like, oh my god, I had a fella
in doctor once take a phone call? What reliever? Yeah,
I relieve as a reliever doctor, like a relief teacher,
like you tease them till they cry and go and
get the principal.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Well, I've never going back to that. I don't never
go down to Yeah. And I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
This was like a few years ago at the old
practice I went to and it's a fella and doctor
and he's like, oh, sorry, I've got to take this
and I was.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Like okay, and then like it take it later, man,
call them back. I'm paying up the wazoo so they
can have a look at me. Wazoo. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I went on the phone, looked at that needs attention,
a good rubbaging, did it? Feel like it was an
important call for him to take, or.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Was he like, maybe semi, it didn't seem important enough
to it was.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
It was rude. Now, I was like, I cannot believe
that guy just did this. Clients taking phone calls in
the waiting room at a vet clinic and don't make
any effort to end the call when I'm standing in
front of them waiting to admit their dog to surgery.
Client's also answering in the middle of a consultation with
the vet.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Very rude.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
But you're there to talk to my dog, not mate you.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
But also you probably lecturing me about how fat my
cat is. I know it's cute.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's cute makes.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Them to manage an outbound call center. So I've heard
it all more than once. We were told off by
someone who was mad We called them in the middle
of a funeral.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Don't answer your phone.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
We don't know you're at a funeral when your phone
was silent.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Do not disturb My grandma has just been brought in. Yeah,
and your dare call somebody answering at a funeral or
a wedding. I know you wouldn't dear Hello, how you speak?
Sorry to some moment fuck up.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
In a small lecture at university, someone took a call
while sitting in the second row. The professor just stopped
and was just stunned. The class of maybe thirty people
we all just sat there looking at them in science
completely they were completely oblivious to it. While I teach
you at high school, you won't believe how many kids
will answer in the middle of class because it's their
mum calling you. So no luxe and band phones at
the school. I wonder why wonderfully knows that it is
not working. Oh yeah, my ex took a call in

(42:22):
the middle of breaking up with me. It happened.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
We joked about it. It happened.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
So wait, he's breaking up with you. Hey, lea, this
is why your props swimm ring.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Hold on, just hold on, so I've got more to
say to you.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Hello, oh hey may yea. Yeah, I'm not for tonight.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Sorry, could you keep it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, I'm doing it now. Hey, we don't upset.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
We don't joke about that because that happened to me.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
What had been sweetie? Did I'm doing it now? I
was like trauma, he rung I this girl was breaking
up with me? No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
She said, some traumatic breakups and she was going to
break up with me, and her friend called to see
if she'd done it, and she went into the kitchen
to take the call and she's like, yeah, I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
It's it's hard, right, I'm trying. I'm trying. Now. I
was like, okay, I see what's happening here.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
It's okay, okay, it's a candle tindata, right, didn't they
They took a call in the middle of a job
interview hents to say they didn't get the role. I'm
going to my knife at you. By the way, I
was a captain flying a turboprop and an airport and
about four minutes from land.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Landing, landing, land, it's called landing. Hello.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
A well known politician took a phone call and just
chat it away till we landed.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I'm a physio and just yesterday and I was treating
answer to phone call in the middle of her consult
and said, sorry, this is important. It was a FaceTime
with her friend about which fascinated a weird of the races.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
This weekend get out of town.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Oh my god, that's that's important though, it's important. I
was on a flight to Hong Kong.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
There's so many. We were coming into land and a
guy's phone rang. He answered it and stood up and
walked down the aisle and the lights were like the
players like on a dramatic well the decline. That's the
problem now, because like the flight we went on midyear
had starlink and.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
You could do on Instagram reels like it was.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
They had to say like, do not take like a
lot of airlines now that have Wi Fi, like, do
not take calls because that is rude as yeah, yeah,
And the right in front of me and my daughter's
graduation from Otago, my twenty four year somebody answered the
phone and took like a phone call in the middle
of a graduation ceremony. My ex used to take and
make calls all the time. When we were in mid argument,

(44:59):
had suddenly which on the calmest, most reasonable demeanor and
be like, look, how psycho my girlfriend is.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
She's literally yelling at me now for no reason. What
did you think it'd make? An outgoing called her like, mom,
she's been crazy again. That's manipulation. First round of chemotherapy.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
The woman in the next cheer took a call from
a friend and proceeded to explain how bad her first
round of chemo was.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Over thirty minutes on the phone, were about to get yours,
and you're like, oh yeah, kind of get it though,
You've got chemo right, Like you're just you're doing chemos
to like people get bored.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be hurt and be like my baby
mama's doctor took a call when she was giving birth.
The nurse had the phone to her air the whole
time because she was holding the phone for the doctor. Well,
the doctor's hands were all up in it. Outrageous, outrageous, outrageous.
My ex took a call from the person she cheated
on me with while we were talking about my discovery
of this discovery. That's I think if you needed Yeah,

(45:57):
just move on.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Yeah, it's crazing. I'm sort of here for.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, so many wild messages.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Oh sorry, we're doing a radio show.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Does that m podcast? Needwork plays?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Last night? Doing the dishes? Wait, you've got a dishwasher,
don't you. Here's the thing why doing dishes?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Here's the thing because I'm running a new dishes regime
and not everything just gets rammed in the dish for plates,
the dishwashers for cutlery.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
The dish washer is not for sharp knives.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
It is not for water shopping blocks, It is not
for anything wood involved sharp knives. Somebody put my long
stack fry pants and the dish need for it. It
just needs a white I need to wipe with some
hot soapy water.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Either.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
They were told I made last night. I made sidebar
if I may for time, I made sesame chicken last night. Yeah,
we got a Friday sesame chicken was chicken with sesame seeds.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
But like sesame oil, like some onions on there.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah, oh sorry, I didn't. I didn't onions because I
like a chunky greener that looks like something you'd get
it the mall when you get right and they're like,
please choose two sides.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Yeah, this guy carag and the system chicken.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Yes, can I get in Mayo.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I'm going to do orange chicken next, which is a
slight variation chicken, because you know, bigharded James loves orange chicken.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
I want to I want to express in America orange chicken.
If you're in America, orange chicken.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Slap. So anyway, I made that, and so there was
a lot of dishes, big pants, because I had deep
fry and that was wowd deep frying at what am I?
A nineteen eighties house one?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
What do you made of money?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
You get?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
What's blah blah blah?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
And do you know what I did afterwards? I did
it cool and a glog glog. Loved it back because
it will only ever be used.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
For deep fry.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
And I know it was one of the bad oils.
You know, you tell me it was one of the
bad oils. What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Yeah? I do chicken, man, I'm not exactly worried about
the quality of the oil.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Has a bad oil?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yum.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
So I'm doing the dishes and I watch those on
my phone.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Guys, I feel like, is there any leftover? Do you
bring any leftovers in?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
I didn't bring it in, but I do have leftovers
for lunch today just for you. Yeah. It kind of
feels rude that you make it how while we're doing dinner.
And I'll totally make the chicken again because now that
I've done that, we.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Do a pot luck.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, this will be my pot luck.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
We should do a pot like dinner. We should do
a pot like dinner.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
But it's like one of those Dondorees at the mall
where it's all lined up and then you've got to
we create our own bowls.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah, you can have some like noodles, some rice, and
then each of us bring a meat option for it. Yeah,
bring Korean beef. You know that pulled stick, sticky Korean beef.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
I'll bring my Italian Mamafia Rally's garlic bread.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I'm we're going Asian.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeahs now, it's Asian. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
So I'm doing the dishes and I get a notification
of my watch, and I look because I've got my
hands for in the suns, and it says Christine Smith
wants to be your friend on Snapchat now for the
new listener. Christine Smith's my mother's name Scam and it's
a scam. She is six seven, she's sixty seven years old.
She's six even.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
That's the second time today, and I'm not happy.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
She's I'm not heavy. She's got no business being on Snapchat.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
The only reason I'm on Snapchat is to talk to
my two teenage daughters. If you're an adult man and
you don't have kids and you're on Snapchat, I assume
you're up to no good. So yes, so I'm like
scamm aler. I dry my hands because I freak out
a little bit. I open up my phone lo and
behold this Snapchat character like the emoji thing. Oh yeah whatever.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
It's called dead Ringer for my mother.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Dead ring who use the name is like.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
What she uses?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
And I'm like, okay, interesting, I send a message and
it turns out it is my mother.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
She why she joined Snapchat.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
She's on Snapchat.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
My brother and his family have gone to the US
for a bit of a holiday. Oh you're doing like
all the theme parks in Orlando and then up to
New York.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Actually, just like the winner of our competition will.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Be oh yeah, good good segway there. Yeah, get that
a ding ding? I think we doubled names there.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
That's a k i ah.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
And my oldest niece is documenting their trip on Snapchat.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
So just like I've got to I've got to see this.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
And so she had a Facebook video message with my sister.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
She's going to sister got it to set.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Up Snapchat, and then she did that thing where you
take a selfie and it scans your face and creates
this is why it looks so much like my mother.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
It's standard.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I want to do that.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
She's going to accidentally upload some photos from the album
as she's not taking nudes. I know, I know you.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
I don't know what. Actually don't know what.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
You text photos of? Probably plants, recipes, maybe plants they
love as Yeah, somewhere when.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
They're they're on their bikes.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah, yeah, when they go on their bikes, you'll stop
and pull out the phone and take a photo that.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
She's gonna have fun on the filters because remember that
was the thing with snapsheet to yourself into a dog
real quick.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
It's going to blow her mind. Yeah, have you done
that with her yet? There's a whole work.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I've edited her to my streaks though. This morning, when
I do my snapchat streaks, I've added Christine. I've got
to start a street. But she's got to send it back.
I can't see that happening. No, she'll think that's bloody stupid.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, I ad her on my Snapchat.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I should like that, right, I've got her on Instagram more,
she'll like the photos.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Have her on Instagram? Will you be her Instagram friend?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Fletch?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Okay, I'll be hersta she's he's a lurker heavy giving
big lurk.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Heavy plays it in Fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I was just walking on the street. It was a
sunny day, and I saw a lady, a white woman
and I'd say her mid fifties, mid to late fifties.
She was walking, yeah, and she was wearing a Fedora. God,
it's been a while, okay. And I thought of all
the people Zarah business wearing a Fedora. She was in

(52:20):
like business attire. Oh yeah, like she was a lawyer
or something, okay, brat and she was I don't know,
she was going to get somebody to eat for lunch
or whatever.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
And she was wearing a Jason Moraz.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
For Dora, right like with a little flip up at
the bed, a little flip up at the bed in
the front brawer.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
And it made me so happy.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
And she was walking and she had just this grumpy
look on her face, and I thought, if that for
Dora is not making you happy, I don't know what well,
And it just gave me and I.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Can't stop thinking about it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Was she leaving the house and she's low, it's sunny,
I need a hat and grab the nearest for Door.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Does she purchase a for Dora on purchase?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
I think maybe she's just a Foredorra wearer.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
She never stopped on a scale of Jason Moras to
early Bruno Mars.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
He's still he's still wearing Fedora's Jason maz he silly.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Hats, yeah, or Jason or caps with giant peaks. With
giant peaks, you say, because it's sort of they're very funny. Yes,
And apparently that's why he says he came out later
in life, because he was a punchline and because you know,
he's come out.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Of what the Yeah, I didn't know Jason Moran.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
The Hollywood reporter Jason Marez says he came out later
in life because the gays would not be happy to
have that representation.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
He came out later in life because being gay was
the punchline of a joke in the nineties. Now that
makes me a little bit sad. Yeah, the true punchline
was the Fedora but all along, Yeah, I'm just on
his Instagram for Dora.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, he loves this old lady.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Old lady was wearing a for Door and it just
made it just made I don't know, and I just
she didn't look happy, and I don't know the whole thing.
The whole thing just tickled me, tickled me pink and
every time I think about it since, I puts a
smile on my face and was just going for a
mosey and a fedora, right, simple, I know, simple things, simple,
simple plan. Yeah. Yeah, so we I want to know,

(54:24):
and we all want to know what simple things made
you happy lately? Just something little And you were like,
maybe an astute observation, mm hmmm, because we get so
busy in life that we forget to take somebody said,
somebody said, went to bed last night and it was
raining on the roof and I lay there and I
was like, that's nice. Oh my god, that I heard
the rain last night.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
I came home yesterday and Rolly was on the couch
lying down, but he was twisted in the spine like
back back, legs up, a front down.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Enjoyed Cheetoh.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
My cat will sleep in a weird position and I'll
be like, look at this, this.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Guy, And that's the only time I really like them.
The rest of the time you're like no, no, no, yeah, okay.
I took a photo for you so you can enjoy there.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Made me real happy.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
That's cat stuff. Had to make me happy too as well.
My grandma.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Someone just message and my grandma's joined Facebook, Instagram and LinkedIn.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Yeah, okay, so we can be friends and you can
see what we're up to. Now, that's made me happy.
That's made little things that make you happy.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Okay, I'll wait hundred comments like love your work, honey,
love grandma on LinkedIn. Oh, hiring that if your character
references your grandmar You're on board. Okay, what.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
I know, we're going to take calls next.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
But I've just seen Chloe's Chloe, what little thing makes
you happy?

Speaker 4 (55:45):
And then I.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
Saw a pigeon jump off the building and it made
me giggle.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Who wasn't trying to take its own life?

Speaker 7 (55:55):
Was?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
It was?

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Well, it kind of looks it like that because I
just kind of jump.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
It fly.

Speaker 10 (56:04):
Literally, Yeah, but it's sort of bounced off and fell.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
And then that's should I do. If I was in
the city bird, I'd be like Spider manning off the tour.
I'd probably got Skytower once a day, just.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Stand the fall and then flap the wedes. It really
made you happy, Chloe, It really did.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
I like time I thought about it, and I just
quietly still.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Hear your joys sound a pigeon bounce.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Exactly what we want to know? I wait, hundreds at
him nine six nine Sex.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
What's the simple thing that's just made you joyful of late?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
We want to know right now? What made you happy recently?
The simple little thing.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
The tiniest little things, Vaughn saw.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I think one might have popped off for a poops,
you know, and and if you want to do he's
got funny bows here is I can see him waddling here.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Might have snapped it off early. Anyway, it runs, never runs.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Runs, and he's just on his own, of his own world.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Runs, Janey, what was the small thing recently that made
you happy?

Speaker 7 (57:06):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Well I working in school and I was going to
work in rainy Wellington, and I sat in traffic for hours.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I got into the school car park, looked.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Up and there was a row of peey weenie preschoolers
all holding hands, walking.

Speaker 10 (57:19):
Sideways across the playground, likely coming out of a picture
or movie. And it was so cute.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
That's really sweet, that's really cute to do.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
When were they wearing they were on the playground, because
I love seeing kids on a field trip and they've
all got high vers vests on. I'd like to imagine
those little construction workers like we're.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Sitting in the back to the mines.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Yeah, so they don't lose them, yeah, because back in
nowadays they'd lose like four or five field trip. Yeah,
just run off, Russell, Janie. Thank you, Justine. What was
the small thing that made you happy?

Speaker 10 (57:53):
Good morning, gordeous people, gorgeous person. I've got an absolutely
hectic down feeling stressed, so much to do. Driving along
and I just spotted mma duck and about ten little
ducklings waddling across the road, so stop as they waddled,
and then of course glaring at the person coming towards me,
making sure that they were going to stop as well.

(58:15):
And we both sat there smiling at each other like
idiots as these tiny little ducklings and their little waddle
across the road.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
And it's so cute game.

Speaker 10 (58:23):
Me smile and maybe look forward to my day.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
It's actually trauma for me because you know, my mum
didn't start she mowed through the through the ducklings.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
She it was in one hundred k area. What she
made the right choice because if she'd swerved, she could
have killed everybody. I know, I know less for life.
That is Yeah, it is thank you justin ask The
messages in sprowl on the prow brings me joy.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
This is a text message. Also, you mentioned stags roaring earlier.
I thought it's kind of like Hayley's having her own
raw at the moment.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Oh goodness me. But the rule and the raw is
they shouldn't be approached, and you've kind of had a.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Ashley.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
What's the small thing lately that's made you very happy?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I got a thirty dollar flash tattoo from the night
markets last night and it made me very happy today.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
What's as a flash to do? Just a real quick one?
You just from the book like that. You don't get
to choose or.

Speaker 10 (59:21):
Just go out to which one you want?

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Five minutes done? What did you get? Wow?

Speaker 3 (59:26):
I got some stars that look like glitter cure.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
It's good, Okay, it's a market. Did you also get
a starte skewer?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
I didn't, but I did get the lamb ones because
they're the bad Did you get hippatitis?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
TB TV, TBC on the hypottable as it would be
nice if your name starts with A. If you've got
hippatitis A. I'm saying it's just hipattis Ashley.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
We could call you boy. It's not going to be hipatitis.
Thank you, Ashley. Thank you some messages someone someone.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Sometimes when I drive to work, I see a man
walking to work and he's always carrying a s a steam,
a lunch box. It makes me makes me happy that
he's packed us lunch. I am a high school teacher.
One of the best things I've seen this year happened
this week as a group of three eighteen year old
young men in a three way hug, jumping up and
down and squealing and glee. Oh, it's nice to see.
That's a refixing my mortgage at a lower rate. Yes,

(01:00:20):
perfect timing. Now that I'm living a line reads that
text message. That's a nice feeling when it goes cots
down and not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Up Down's always good for mertgages with bank account balances,
down with mortgages.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
When dogs look at me out of the window of
a car.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yeah, so really happy and they're looking at me and
you can almost see the door be like you've got
no idea how cool it is out here. My partner
leaves me cute notes before he leaves for work for
me to wake up to his small gesture.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
But he knows it makes me so very very happy.
That's cute. A simple thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
This is from another Hayley. My toddler did a poo
in the potty, which is great make success. It looked
like it looks exactly like a off served chocolate, a
little spiral. I know this might be controversial reads this text,
but I love miniature adults.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
I was served by a very.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Very small man in France earlier this year. It must
have been within the four foot range. And a little
suit walking around in a cute little league serving coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Very happy to see you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Okay, she wants to this person. I don't know if
this is a man. This had female energy to it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
This text. They want to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Say not not not not not dwarf them, just small adults.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Yeah. Sometimes you will see a very small lady and
I walked past her and I was like, God, I'm big.
Oh yeah, we're different, aren't we.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Yeah. For the same part, it was a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Tiny reminder where one of New Zealand's largest radio shows
this week win. Susan Paul came in and we absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
We've got a photo.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
It was like Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
My dog was chasing seagulls on the beach and that
was giving me joy because you know he was going
to catch one, and then he ran through a shallow
lagoon and there was a deep spot and needed a
cartoon character flip. Yes, I'm glad you didn't break a
league because that would have been an expensive laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
My partner is a barista and does little drawings on
the cups whenever I get a coffee from her. Today
it's a stick figure of me and pants. Cute cue.
You should be drawing in court though, it's very serious.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
You take the white weg off and you drawing. You're
in You're on serious, You're on a man approach the bench,
granted you walk up the flat white or yeah, I
just got to give my girlfriend your coffee cup. I'm
in the wrong place again, aren't I? Order for judge judge,

(01:02:44):
Order for judge judge. During number four Mokacino.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Plaintiff Chaila te.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Now did you want that scone hated up? Or are
you happy to have it as it is?

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
For the convicted? Have we got.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Coffee for convicted fellas coffee to all proven innocent. I
forgot blackly forgot how amazing cheesels are until I popped
one in my mouth yesterday. Don't forget the cheezels. Have
you ever seen a ball? A bird fall over? I
saw a bird fall over and then it made a
little squarking noise, and I tell you what, that was
pretty good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Happy time. Yeah, the little things that have made you
happy recently?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yeah? Yeah, so many at the Formula One in Brazil recently.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
See wait, do you think there would have been brown skin,
green light eyes carry on?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
At the Formula One in Brazil, all the drivers got
around in these soapbox cars and for just twenty for
it was like twenty men drove around giggling and they
were like giggling and laughing and like, and I was
just like, that's nice because they're always so serious. Made
me happy just to see a grown man giggle. My

(01:04:01):
cube car brings me joy. I named it Karen because
Karen's are always a square. But bordership turned heads cues
a tow truck yesterday with two is car goes on it.
Oh the company can't company can't beautiful snail looking cart
them on one I found my purple iPod now and

(01:04:22):
my sister had a charger for it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
I'm so happy I get to relive.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
The line while I downloaded songs that killed the family's
computer in two thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Good stuff. Yeah, I'd love to get my iPod going again.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
There's some playlists on there, I tell you, yeah, unbeatable, unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I found videos on my five year old learning to
play ukulele that was super cute. Wholesome stuff. Wholesome stuff.
I changed my car color and my GPS displayed a
yellow because my friend and I play the yellow Car
game while we're driving, and every time I see it
makes me happy because I feel like I'm letting other
people play the yellow car.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
It's a yellow car game. Then you say yellow, you
punch them. No, you don't have to put the road
remove that spot is what you say. Spot. It's first
person to see it, so spot and then they get
a point or something silly, a little bit of fun.
There's so many.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Seeing some of the fruit and veges that the supermarket
makes me happy. I must say I saw a fully
ripened tomato the other day and it didn't cost the Earth,
and I thought, that's nice summertime. Asparagus, blueberries, strawberries are
coming down.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
The cucumbers have got a bit of girth to them again.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
The telegraphs are like bursting through the little condom thing
they put you, guys, a photo used to this one
so earth, it's it's blown out the content, Double bag,
double bag it too.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Then podcast Network plays that Ms. Flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day Day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Yeah, it's landmark week in Fact of the Day, and
we're looking at unusual quirky facts about landmarks. We learn
about the leaning Tower of Pisa in every effort to
make it not lean has only made it lean more.

(01:06:10):
It's terrible, terrible. Today is a great wall of China.
Ja jana is a great wall Jana Jana Jana Jaana
ja jainah. The phrase I'll start with by saying the
phrase great walls, but misleading because it's not one continuously
long wall. There are parts, and there were there were

(01:06:30):
parts where their gaps. Great walls a series of fortifications, trenches, watchtowers,
and beacon stations built by different dynasties over two thousand years.
The earliest parts date back to the seventh century b C.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
That is wow, that's you know, two thousand, seven hundred
years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
What's it doing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
It's keeping out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
So it started with small smaller sections of Chinese rival Chinese.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
States built smaller walls.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
And then under a unified China was to keep out
the Mongolians.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Your Ginghis can't barbecues shelter. You're saying that sid no
to a Ginghis Khan was babble.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I know that he was filling up the bottle with them.
Oh yeah, I just go mix meat and noodles. Would
have been panda orange panda, Panda orange orange, panda, panda.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
So some things.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
About the Great Wall, you know the it's visible from
space situation, Yes, that you referenced in the tea's to this.
So it was claimed that you could see the Great
Wall of China from the moon in the nineteen thirties.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Now, if you're familiar with the Bingo and if.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
You're familiar with the Space race, it wasn't n ttill
over thirty years later.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Yeah, that, well, you know, that depends on if you
believe in that. Do you believe we've been to the moon.
Do you believe we've been to the moon, no, She's like,
it's a ruse.

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
I'm not going to say no. I'm just going to
say I have.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
A lot of questions about the crosses.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Yeahs. Basically, no, shut it down. She's our conspiracy there,
so you always check her.

Speaker 7 (01:08:01):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
I just I have questions.

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
I think as humans we should.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Question it everything.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
And who was Katie Perry John there?

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
So it was made in the nineteen thirties and became
like Cold War era propaganda of the power of communism
and China's greatness and.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Right so big you can see it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
It got into school textbooks and like trivia books. Astronauts
said from low Earth orbit it's barely visible, and only
under the perfect lighting can you see the differentiation between
one side and the other in some parts right, and
from the Moon which is three hundred and eighty four
thousand kilometers away, completely invisible, the same color and texture
as the surrounding Earth. And Hadfield, famous Canadian astronaut that

(01:08:42):
we've talked to, he said, the Great Wall of Trying
is not visible from space with the naked eye, a
complete myth.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
It's a bs. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
I will say that there are parts of the Great
Wall of Trying to made with rice. How how about
that leftover rock hard sushi and what the point you
know what on it? Not far off? No, they didn't
even pour congrete. They used it as a sticky rice mortar.
So they made the bricks, but to hold them together.
It's literally like cement powder and rice. You know, if

(01:09:13):
you don't plan your bottle that you've had rice and
it just goes good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah, like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
So they mixed it with limes so it would be
less affected by without precipitation. But yeah, they basically said
it was the glutinous rice that held it together.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
That's insane, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Yeah. So they also use crushed seashells when they got
closer to the shore. Oh yeah, yeah, and they said
some of the rice based walls still stand after over
six hundred years of monsoons and earthquakes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
That's crazy. Thousand kilometers. That's so big.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
It's a very long wall.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
My friend ran the Great Wall of China marathon. She
said it was heroin because there's so many steps on it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Yeah, right down, up and down, up and down. It's
not straight.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
So what part of the Great Wall of China, because
that's something a very small you said, it's hundred ninety
six kilometers long.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
So yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure. Two kilometers
a very small part of it, and I have no
interest in doing it ever.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
In my last year.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Also, the Chinese government a little while ago, I mean
I'm talking like one hundred years ago, had to say
can you please stop because farmers would be like littbody
is watching take a wagon and just start pulling at
apart because they could use the bricks to.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Make their own pig sties and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
So there's some pigsties and horse shelters and animal barns,
as well as houses made from brook style and from
the Great Wall of China.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Yeah, so today's back to the day for Landmark week
is the Great Wall of China, parts of it made
with rice.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Fact of the day Day Day Day Day, Did.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Doo plays.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Plays flit which and I pump on the iron yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
The pump's mind you're packing pumps my mind perms mine?

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
You were doing uper body?

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Can I squat the other day? Hit it? I felt
I felt like I might put a more regular squat
in the rooms. You should?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Can I just say, though I don't know if it
was the wonderful, amazing week of weather that New Zealand
had last week.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
But the gym is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
You notice, and it is because people got a reminder
that summer is coming and we've only got.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
A few months to be hot. Everyone wants to be
hot for summer.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
No, I reckon, you're already hot. Yeah you are, Well,
that's what I say. You're hot anybody you just put
a bikini on it? Yeah, your body.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
You know what the hottest thing is? Confidence?

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
I know as someone who has been sharing my naked
body with strangers again for the first time in a
number of years. That's that's the one thing I keep
reminding myself because you're like confidence.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
But you've just started sharing your naked body again with strangers.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Exactly where that was going?

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
How do you rock a confident body year round?

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
But totally, I mean, but there's definitely an increase and
there's a lot of hoties. I'll tell you. It's an
absolute please you. So I'm on one side of the
gym yesterday and Flickers on the other side of the gym,
and we had a little ongoing joke yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Cases babies, babyses, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Yeah, like someone wants to give you kisses. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
someonere from South America.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
I want to give youses, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
So we walked into the We literally carried this joke
for like two hours, two hours about having giezes you know,
from a lovely Brazilian or some oder Clonbia maybe I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Pieces caisses.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
And then we separated because you're on upper Romolo.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
We're on different sides of the gym.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Then I look over at you and we've got headphones
in and you're blowing me kisses. I was like, gizy,
but we're like like quite far apart. He goes kisses
like that, which is when a man who's in between us,
who's doing pull ups, takes off his headphones and looks

(01:13:05):
at Flitch and is like sorry, he thought he was
getting blonde keys.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
And then I was like pointing out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
And he's, wow, where do I get these keys? He
looked quite like. I wasn't wearing a rugby jersey. I
feel like he was quite mass, quite mass, like can't
wet a rugby not as they don't though they're not professional.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Rugby. The gym, he'd be running hot, yeah he was.
He was super attractive, but yeah, he's kind of looked
and I was just like, oh, I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
And because he kind of moved over just as I
was blowing Haley Kiss's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Love that he stopped his work out to take out
the air thing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
And be like, why is this? Why is this strange?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
And then he looked at Haley and gnoyings And what
I did is when he looked at me, I looked
away and I sort of wanted to leave Flitcher and
the lurching extreme Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Yeah, no, no, not for you. He was so confused.
It did take him a while.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Yeah, do that thing where you sort of are you
talking to me?

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Are you talking to me? Put his headphones back on.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
I would have I will like to say it all.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
You would see your body.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
I will share my kisses with his men, okay, yeah.
And when he turned around, I was like, oh, I
give you a note of kisses.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
The that end podcast Networks A Sure Real plays That
ends Flesh one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
And Haley joined by fellow Lono loser Georgia. You know
that you want to unless you won first division no powerable.
Another six people won that. So it's at one hundred
and sixty six thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
If you want one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
If I want only one that I'll be back at work,
that's one I'd finish out the year. So to make
it less obvious, if you want.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Fifty five mil, no, I reckon, you'd have to hang
around for longer.

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
You reckon too obvious.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
It's only like a month left.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Yeah, but I don't want to get up before a clas.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Well, I will say the show was thanks to chemists
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now twenty percent off. Thank you for saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Now we know the movement, the trad wives movement, and
everyone was like, haven't they anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Which have you had to summarize?

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
It's like stay at home wives that cook and clean
for their husbands and that's their sole purpose in life,
and going back to the tradition of men working and
the women just being the housemakers.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Where a woman takes a traditional submissive gender role focusing
on homemaking, childcare and serving her husband and family.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Anyway, I wouldn't fly at my house, no, I know.
So trad sons is the new term, and everyone's like
the moment you hear trad now we're all like no, no, no,
but people are here for it. It is the stay
at home son. So these are sons that are still
living at home with mummy and daddy, but they are
contributing to the domestic chores around the house. And the
reason that people are saying that they like this is

(01:15:57):
because we're actually teaching men how to do things to
help better.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Shouldn't they have already been doing that?

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
I should have.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Well then, I mean I didn't hang around long enough,
but my mother wouldn't have let us move out without
some basic skills.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Washing making, yeah, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yeah, so men, men living in their twenties and thirties
living with their parents, getting basically contributing by doing chores
and whatnot instead of paying rent. They exchanged domestic labors.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
A little bit embarrassing because that's just what happens when
you're a teenager and you're still living at home. But
you're capable, right, like your parents are like do this,
this and this.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Yeah, this is a choice.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
They're embracing this lifestyle choice rather than remember of boomerang kids,
which is like keep popping back home to mum and
dads and blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Dragon that's better They're kind of having to embrace it, though,
aren't they, because they've kin'd of thought as well.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Approved mental health for men living at home with mum
and dad, because they don't have loneliness having a good time.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
I just my parents moved in with me. It's good fun.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
It gives you a stronger emotional connection to your parents
and maybe give you a bit of emotional maturity too.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Which is yeah, lovely refreshing trade. I'm actually moving in
with Flitcher's parents.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
I love.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
You'd be great in the garden with be if I
wish she can teach me the way the roses, yes, yeah, yeah,
Oh my god. The woman knows the ro She keeps
telling me every time I I'd love roses.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
She's like, it's easy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
It's easy, easy for you, be easy for the skill,
not for me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Does she have a little knee pair and so I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Know if she's got knee pads.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
No, she's just got hard, really hard and knees. Actually, yeah,
pardon knees.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Right, Well, you're fantastic. George is up next.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
What have you got on the show today?

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Songs? Songs that I have as well? Tell me what
have I got?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Hailey? You got a chance to get to the iHeart
Radio jingle Ball and give.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
The worthless Jelly Roll tickets again, georg Like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
And then he canceled Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
I actually did feel a bit of guilt that, but
you know what hinds and couldn't go anyway, so I
was quite happy that he can nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Yeah, wait a minute, just messaged me. It's just messaged me.
She sent me some pictures of her roses.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
Oh love, living, lush, lush she had. Can you ask
you what one?

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
She has?

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Literally hundreds, No.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Yet they've got names that loving memories hundreds and still.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Doesn't answer my question.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
She's the you know, ash kitchen on Pokemon. He caught
them all. She's the ash kitchen of roses. They're looking lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Actually asked for a gold coin donation to go visit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
She's on the garden.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
No no, not this time, and a good looking her
play it names Fleet, Vaughan and Hailey

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