Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 21st 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse,
the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Good morning, Happy Friday.
Welcome to the show. Flinch, Fawn and Hailey. Two minutes
past Sex Hailey joining us from our Nelson studio.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
The Rutherford Hotel. Oh okay, fancy, Yeah, this is that
nice one that has the vintage car and the oh
really lovely. I love the vintage cars down here. I
remember when we lived in Nelson.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's where all the sports teams would sound like the
all blacks and stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I'm going to tell you what though, Nelson, my god,
the sunshine yesterday. I didn't realize do we talk about
this that Nelson came second in the sunniest place this year?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, it's quite often over the years. Won it was
who was then place? Glenn Haim blinding, Yeah, the top
of the South. It's always gorgeous, it's stunning. We should
fiercely competitive. They are now last night, seven Days Live
Hailey and Nelson.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
But tonight you're in Wellington.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
We are in Wellington at the fabulous Opera House and
then tomorrow Palming.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
North Okay, well still tickets seven days dot co dot
in z if you want to buy some tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Will be when you.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Go from Wellington to Partas to the north. You'll be taking
the Lundy Highway. You will be flying or no, god,
you can take the train.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
No, surely we'll be in a fan. No, you'll be
in It will just be a little van, a rental
car Evan. Now coming up on the show, Vaughn, you've
got the top six for us.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, apparently mums are quiet quite in Christmas fair enough
and you know what fear of bloody enough?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
What are the relinquishing control of the Christmas meal? Yeah,
just really.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Because of what they're Second, you know, mum's totally gonna
be to step back and not be.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Involved, absolutely hands off, you know, justusly good at that.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Well, I got the trump six things that won't be
happening this Christmas because mum's quite good.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Next on the show, though.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Move across Gay Sheep. Because Shannon has a new animal passion.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
We have raccoon News. Next, Love a trash Mander.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
The ZM podcast Network.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Now producer Shannon wants to share with us some news
and it is titled raccoon News.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
And so we immediately said let's start the show with that.
Ye're cute because it's cute.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
It's incredibly cute, and it's scientific.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
I've got facts, guys. Okay, a new study.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Has come out of the University of Arkansas, Arkansas, and
they're talking about raccoons, which are notoriously like pesty over there.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
You know, I love raccoons. Yeah, so cute.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Well, there's new science has come out that they are
evolving to become cuta because they want to get fed
more by humans. What So, basically, raccoons that are found
in areas that have humans, their snouts are getting shorter
and their face is are getting cuter and like smushier
because we feed them more. But in the areas where
there's no humans and they're just off on their own,

(03:06):
will they still look as the same?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh yeah, because that would be the one thing I'd
change about a raccoon, as I'd give it more of
a cat smushy yees a smushy cat, and so basically to.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
Look more domesticated.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Do you think they're a bit pointy for you, flitch.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
But too pointy, but are like a smushy nose like
my cat.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
My cat's smushy looks like they ran into a wall
kind of, so that I.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Don't like those flat cats. They look like they run
into no, like yeah, yeah, and then they get it.
They always get the gunky eyes. Yeah they're cute, but
I like a bit more of a fluffy face.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Well, fat heat as well, because the raccoon's got a big,
fat body, and then their heat is out of proportion,
so a slightly bigger here will be nice.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
The whole study is like wild, there's a rural urban continuum,
and they're based on exactly how big their snouts are
and the angle of the snout based on the amount
of humans around them.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
And yeah, they're trying to get cute.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
So we're not feeding the ugly ones and so the
evolutions like, oh oh.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
That makes them cut right?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Is there a way that we can do this physical
There must be a physical reason for it.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
To get fed, to fit into tiny cans.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
That's what I'm thinking. Is it like rubbish bins or something.
They need them longer in the wild.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
It's the whole study from the University of Arkansas is
saying that it is to domesticate themselves to become more
appliant to humans.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
But you can't just choose to have a shorter nose happen.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
It has to happen over many generations, like the one
that had that slight mutational difference.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
The solution adapts to the environment around you, right, So it's.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Does it have to be physical? Though?

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Well, I've just seen you a photo off this raccoon
in the study. This is the most domesticated raccoon.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
See I want that. But that's also a baby, which
is unfair because babies are all Yeah, like puppies are
always cute, aren't they. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is so cute.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Though it was cute, I reckons. I think humans get
cuter as we get older.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I don't know if we do. Yeah, you keep telling
yourself that hot, the cute.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Seal, the cute boys around and that's cute.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Ch Haley, big pod.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
It seems the moment everything's getting smaller.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
But me, well, we do actually have to discuss today
the what is it the New Zealand Health Report. We've
all we've all had a report done on us, and apparently, guys,
it's not good. Spoiler, Yeah, it's not great. If those
jeans are feeling a little tighter, there's a reason you're

(05:52):
not alone.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I've moved to exclusively stretch your pants so then I
don't notice it's hard.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Good, But I mean everything we talk about as a
bit shrink flation. Products getting smaller. You're getting less of
the product for the same amount of money. Chocolate blocks
are smaller, bickies are smaller, chips, chips are smaller. Rations,
burger rings, they are all little. You can't even propose
with them anymore.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Apples, bananas, they've all shrunk.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Everything's tiny. Do you know who's actually I would disagree
on the bananas. I feel like bananas are bigger.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Than ever you've got recently. I feel a bit weird
buying a whopper banana. But that's like, that's pretty big.
That's as big as i'd go. Would you some of that?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Some of the big ones, I'm like, it's like you're
eating two bananas.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, it's too much. Consider that to be big born,
that's a two hand.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
You've gone down over the I've come shy of the
tap and.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
The hell.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I mean, you'd be happy with that, Be happy with that?
Oh that is perfect. You wouldn't want to color or
these spots might need to be checked out by a doctor.
And if you had that weird kind of knob on
the little nibb getting that burnt off?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Who get a burnt off?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
You're like a wart, like some sort of ye black
nib wat on the tip of you. Anyway, do you
know who is feeling the impact of shrink flation as
bakers like people? Because a lot of recipes won't say,
say you're making a bickie bass. Say you're making a
cheesecake and we're making a bicky bass.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Like the Shannon's famous biscaf.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yes, so usually in a recipe like that'll say one
packet of digestive biscuits or one packet of but that
now we're not taking into account the fact that a
packet of those bikies.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Are all so much smaller, even getting less.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Even like chocolate chip cookies, a block of chocolate, it's
not a blocking, it's not a block anymore. It's almost
like a block and a half shin. And you make
quite famously the beisco off lolly cake.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
I was thinking this the Explorer lollies.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
I use I actually noticed last time that the bag
was a lot smaller, and it's like we're getting less
lolly per cake.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Now, now, what are you got to buy a bag
and a half?

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Well, I don't know, because I always make a double
batch for you guys, because.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
We'll be dealing with that more after seven and that.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
I always buy two bags. But what I need to
buy three?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Now?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
I know this is the thing they do, like the
recipes because also recipes we always refer to old recipes,
recipes and books and stuff that's not getting updated. So
when it says one packet of you know, bakings are science.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
You're just not getting as much.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Your main Your main stuff, like your butter and sugar
is always in a specific amount, though.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Isn't it.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Yeah, sweet and condensed milk is always a can. I've
never seen a recipe be like how many meals of sweetish?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, but they shrink flated that they would.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Definitely lollies and beckies.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
But I did find, guys, a new lolli cake recipe
that I might try before the end of the year
for you, like, you know.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Like a mixed lolli bag like a party.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Max.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
It looks really good.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I have sour squirms and.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
I'm talking like banana.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Not having you.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
With full respection and because you know I love your
lolly cake. I'm not having a quarter of the mid
a trying to improve on perfection. Imagine biting down on
a minute with it.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Well, okay, I'll make it for Carmen and I.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Jeffer, Oh my god, there's a Jeffer in your lolly cake. Wait,
wait a minute, a minute, because it feels.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Like hold on, hold on a minute.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
If we're putting different jellies in there, maybe we get
some good jellies and.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
Maybe sending it to you now, and you guys are
gonna kind.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Of gives me Christmas energy. Kidding, it's getting too zesty
like cherry.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
The thing with the Explorer loll is they're so smooth
and sort of milking that goes with it?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Are you calling them explorers? A pc med? I accidentally
called them the old word the other day.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
My children were on me so quick canceled, canceled.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Silly little pools. It is so silly, silly, silly, that.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Stilly little pool, silly little Today's silly little pole. It's
thanks to met Cafe, Met Cafe, keep the show on
the road, one cup at a time.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Speaking of cups, I knew that was coming. You could
collect your.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Menstrual blood and a menstrual cup and then apply it
to your face.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Should you be wont to do because that is a
new beauty trend that apparently some.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
People are deal so apparently popularized on social media as
all good health advices. Yes and okay, but there is
some loose science behind it. Advocates for it say the
blood contains stem cells, cytokines, and proteins that could rejuvenate
the skin. There hasn't been any clinical trials done on it,
but a study has said plasma derived from menstrual fluid

(11:21):
could significantly enhance wound healing.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
No, but this is you know, you know, I had
that PRP treatment done on my head with a in
a clinical environment, done by a nurse, got the plasma
from my blood and then injected it back in. That's
that They've done lots of studies on that for like
joint healing and hair growth and skin rejuvenation.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Smearing your own straight from.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
The Yeah, there's like bacteria, there's there's a whole.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Lot to it. You wouldn't want to put that on
your staff in fiction, would you? I reckon that'd just
really flare it up.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Fletch Well, we asked for so little pole, would you
put period blood on your face for what science asks
for menstrul minstrel masking if it was proven to make
you hotter?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Eighty nine percent of people said no.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Thank you, thank you think I think and that still
does leave eleven percent.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yeah, why not give it a go? Yeah? Why not?
It's my own mag I guess if you're a manga,
you're trying to.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, as as a former manga, as a child manga,
you blossomed. It was a really cute child, had a
very good teenage situation.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, and then bounce back to the beautiful zetta you
see before you put a grand that beer. Yeah, that's
what my daughter said to me to date.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
But a gray in that bed t me to pull
that out there is look yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Look at that. Yeah, no complaints. A fran says, if
it's my own in sure thing, it's free. Try that.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
No.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Jamie said, hell no, not with what I go through. Yeah,
when I go through it'srrible.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Maybe a heavy, heavy, painful. Then you've got on your hands.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Georgia said, that actually comes out of your body for
a reason, and it's that sort of Shakespearean charm to
George's response, there that wins her today's mcafe voucher.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yes, a fifty dollars met cafe voucher for you, Georgia. Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
The reason is to shed your utural lining, not not
to make your wrinkles.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Go away, but to that sounds like a tooth. You've
put it that way, You've got a tooth in your hands.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
So Kelsey said, this is giving sex dot Life season one.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, if you haven't listened, which is insane. There is
a woman who offers up hers for a sort of
a ceremonial smearing on the forehead like a.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Simber like just like that was a wild season, Dana said.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
The majority of voting, no thanks, but okay with putting
that on somebody else's what read it?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I didn't read it. I didn't read it. I said
it speaking.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Five.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
That's I love that.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
That meme.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's like you sipping from your friend's water bottle and
it's like, oh oh, and then you down there doing
that Dana.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Actually, God damn that we should have given Dana the value.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Now she says, putting your tongue on someone's bum acceptable, period,
Like oh god, no, yucky, yucky, grow up.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Danish swinging for the twenty five. Many guys when they
see this still this is John. Guys when they see
this pole Homer backing into hedge dot g I f yeah, yeah, yeah, good,
you just wrote it and I knew exactly what you mean.
Ash said, I don't even want my period blood coming
out of my vagina and I wanted them to be

(14:47):
back on my face.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, well, well, Pert.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, I have absolutely no desire to know anything about this.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
What is wrong with moisturizer cool, a bit of oil
of olay.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Now, Jesus Christ, I'm concerned about the future of This
is what the kids.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Are in do these days.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Fantastic responses, but this made me try to reach just
reading about it. Leave me to be ugly in peace. God,
we've got funny listeness. Well, it's already coming out of
my vagina and on occasion smearing itself between my thighs.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
That is that is some of the softest.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Skin I had, Right, Okay, maybe you don't need to
get it on my face as well. But it's also
never sees the sun, does it. That's probably why I
probably why tired and exercises hard and makes me feel
bad I'll try anything to be hot at this stage.
You're funny, very funny listeners.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Good from you, funny listeners, very funny listen as well.
For Silly Little Pile, we said, if it was proven
to be true that putting period blood in your face
would make you hotter, would you do it?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Eighty nine percent said no way?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Does that M podcast network play z m's flesh.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Thorn and Hailey? Well, when was it? The National Party used?
It was an election right.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
It was John Key Day era, dude, it was twenty fourteen,
what it was twenty seventeen.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
So the National Party was initially ordered to pay six
hundred thousand dollars in damages for copyright infringement. It was
reduced two hundred and twenty five thousand dollars after they appealed.
But that was when Eminem's music publisher, eight Mile Style
sued them for a song that sounded almost exactly like
Lose Yourself.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
But he keeps forgetting what he rocked down?

Speaker 4 (16:40):
I remember it and they had people and they have
like people in like the word track and boats or something,
you know, like they.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Were rowing, Yeah, they were rowing, and like do you
think he converted that from New Zealand dollars to us.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
He's like, oh, that wasn't worth it. It wasn't Oh yeah,
the lawyers.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
The lawyers would have been the lawyers that alone, right, Yeah,
I remember that dragged on that case.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Right.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
But maybe he's so wretchy he doesn't care. It's a
matter of principle for him.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Oh my god, of course.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Well he has set his sights now on an Aussie
swimwear company because Eminem has called out a brand, a
swimwear brand with a penny name, swim shady.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's good, Okay, isn't that a great name?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Isn't that a great name for a swimming brand? What
does what does this swimman look like? Well, look at
this photo. That's that's quite hot, isn't it. That's well,
I mean it's an attractive woman and you can go
to the website. It's just ding ding ding. He's worked
out heterosexual men bikini's tiny little triangle cloth. So apparently yeah,

(17:50):
he has.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
According to documents farred with the US Payton and Trademark Office,
these have been attained by TMZ, so they've seen this
and broken the story. Eminem wants to protect the name
of his rap alter ego and avoid brand confusion, and
the filing alleges that the rapper would suffer damage and
injury if swim shady is it allowed to keep its name?

Speaker 4 (18:12):
No?

Speaker 5 (18:12):
You know what swim swim shady does do sometimes, But
the main thing they do is the stick that you
stick in the ground.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
And it clears out like a sale. So it is
a shade, Yeah, shade.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yeah, it's a perfect name and I almost want them
to have it.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah, I'm looking at out the design. It's a very
clever design. I just say to him, tell you what,
pop a couple of those in the post and you
can keep the name.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
So they say there's not enough distinction between the two brands,
but like just swim shades, like.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Well eminem casting a shadow over hot penies at the beach.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
And then don't if you trademark something, don't you have
to say what category it is? Yes, like you've got
to say if you're a burgie company, your bird. But
then you couldn't like call you it. You couldn't call
a brand of swim shades McDonald's. Could you like McDonald's
swim shades? You couldn't use the golden arches No, as

(19:07):
a fine. Yeah, I mean it's all obviously going to
take lawyers a lot of money to figure this out.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Now, I just want to hear a full eminem rap
but with a swhite speech impediment, because wig wig Wiga
swim shady is.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
You know what I mean? Yeah, it's glide, isn't it.
You better woose yourself in your What you want is
a sort of a child to nail a fool. Yeah,
to do it with.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Someone messaged jan I named my goldfish swim shady.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Now that's funny. Keep that wraps. I keep that. Yeah,
I wouldn't be telling anybody you think would sue swim
the goldfish?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
For custody? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Does them podcast needwork?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
From the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Hi, I've decided today's top sex. This is going to
be number one. Is going to be the best text
that comes in over the.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I like five. I like when you do this.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Because I've used a lot of my own personal experience
with how my mum is on Christmas. Okay for the
five that I have written, but I feel like everybody's
got a different mum, so someone will.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Have a hot take.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
So the top six today mums are quiet quit in Christmas.
A growing number of women are joining a movement that
sees them officially hang up their hats with the huge
task that falls on them every year. And that's just
sort of like being the director of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
But a lot of them love it and won't relinquish
that role. Yes, totally, Like what happens with Patsy at Christmas.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
My mum's a very very good host, but she doesn't
have joy on the day. Like it's like she's working
all day.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
It's very stressful. But then she doesn't want people on
the way get out of the kitchen. Yeah, yeah, totally.
I know it's a bit of a and stop eating
the stuff up that noise.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Oh I've got to receive you my stuffing recipe home. Yes, yes, please, yes,
I'll get that over right away. So mums are quiet
courting Christmas.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
So why today's Top Sex is dealing with that, and
it is the top sex things that won't be happening
this Christmas because UM's quiet quitting. So text and nine sex.
Yeah your suggestion, number one.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Number sex on the last of the top six things
that won't be happening this Christmas because mum's quite quitting.
No one's going to be handing around a bowl of
scorched dilmonds at ten thirty in the morning making sure everyone.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Just takes a couple.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
No, she'll just be She'll be like, gim we're in
the scorched dilmonds.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Get them yourself. I don't buy them. No, Mom, it's
Christmas Day and you don't know. Oh my want them.
You could have gone to the show yourself. No, No,
that's unfair. That's don't know mum. Surely Mum's going to
do all the shopping. But I'm going to do the
shopping and quite good on Christmas. Christmas.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, so my Christmas works starts days before yours,
does it?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Mom, oh my god, I can't believe didn't get scorch uamers.
They must be scorch dumping.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Down to the deery. There is open. It's Christmas. No,
the deeries are open on Christmas. Maybe the servo could
them through that little night page.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Maybe the maybe the server could thumb through. I tell
you what, that's put a chill up my spine. Bit
of she's on the No they know because I eat
them all.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
They're not going to see what are we we're thirty
thirty four.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Days, thy four days.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
You're telling me that the box of scorched Diarmonds is
going to survive in my house and they want Good Lord,
it'll be consoling.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
The bottle of Jamison's and the recycling he goes through
us quickn't god?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
They're good though I had some last night. They always
put them on the seven days riders.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
They us scorcheous. Let's there for scorch Starmands. Okay, back
to it. Number five on the list of the top
sex things.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
By the way, you too can feel free to peruse
the text machine for any favorites you've got.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Got my eye on it. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Number five on the list of the top sex things
that won't be happening in this Christmas because mum's quite
quitting and there'll be nobody saying, hey that.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Save that wrapping paper. That's a nice wrapping paper. We
can use it again, and don't wrap at it, don't
rip it, take the tape off. That's that foil paper
that people pay fourt before. We can reuse that next Christmas.
Don't go crazy on that one.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Number four on the list of the top sex things
that won't be happening this Christmas because mum's quiet quitting.
No one will we buying nine dollar bottles of fizzy
sweet wine. That's quote just as good as the French
stuff end quote, sweet though in it real sweet pink
shandon rop I'm looking at you. Ask the po ask
the ricodonna, spoomte rope ricdile.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
What's that stuff? My mum really liked Bernardino Aquila. Oh
yeah quila, right, yeah, that was sweet man.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
It was like alcoholic lemonade, straight from France, straight from France.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Well, the name aquila do it where else? It's French
for delicious water. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Number three on the list of the top six things
that won't be happening in this Christmas because UM's quiet quitting.
No one's telling you where to sit at the Christmas
lunch table because for some reason, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
It's very political. Yeah it is. You sit there because
Dad normally sits there. Dad isn't it? And then mum
normally sits there because anybody else's.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Mum be the hero and sit on the uncomfortable sea. Mums,
I'll just sit on this one. Then, yeah, you're drag
in some white plastic chair from the deck.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
No, No, it's fine. Wow, the old woman with the
bad it's not ye fine, it's fine. I'll sit on
this fine.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
This is two on the list of the top sex
things that won't be happening this Christmas because UM's quiet quoting. Well,
now that someone's not cooking all day, they're going to
have more time to tell you what they think of
the current political climate. And I'm imagining because they're not cooking,
they're gonna have a to concentrate on drinking a bit more. Yeah,
so they we're drinking and telling you what they think
of I don't know, depending on what side of the
spectrum they fall on. I guess the political spectrum exactly

(24:35):
what they're going to be telling you. And number one
from listeners, can I can I make my executive decision?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
You're choice? Yeah, okay, you introduce it? Yea.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
And the number one on the list to day of
the top sex things that won't be happening this Christmas
because mum's quiet quitting.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Mom won't have any presents because she didn't buy them
for herself.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
All behalf.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Then Dad, Dad's just sitting there looking at presents, and
he's look at Mom and Mom's like, I don't know
what some of them.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
And Dad's like I've got no She's like, no, I didn't.
And it's like the mystery.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
That is the day's top sex the ZNM podcast network.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
The internet is absolutely loving this. Actually, do you know
who's gonna love this, Shannon, because it's a little bit
of a conspiracy theory, a little bit of sort of
you know, the internet's sort of coming together to work
something out.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Have a listen to this. This is a UK rapper
called s D Kid.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
The same I'm the same kid with the same friends,
posted up in the same ends finds I've got.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Bbs, you got free?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Okay, So it's slightly classic, like almost you know, like scows,
scowls accents, UK rap da da da da da. His
name's Ea s D Kid, terrible rap name, you know
what I mean? Like we could have we could have
brainstormed that a little harder, I reckon a bit more.
But ESTI Kid has been dropping music online. Doesn't share

(26:05):
his face at all, right, completely anonymous, often in a
bella clava or just some eyes and eyebrows and that's
it or face completely Wait.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Do people think of another AI artist? No, because that's
been a thing lately.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
You're the AI artists, the AA actors.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
No, people now on TikTok and on the Engineer are
completely convinced this is Timothy Shame.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Timid Telomany, Really, are you buying into this conspiracy Shannon,
who also believes that Katie Perry is John Banne Ramsay And.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
We didn't go to the moon.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
And I don't say that, I just say I have questions.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I'm just asking questions. Yeah, we're able to ask No.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
I can definitely see this when you look up the
close up photos, he shows his eyes and definitely has
the Timothey vibes.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Ta.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
We know Timothay did it look alike competition and a
lot of people do look like him.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Yeah, but he is musical. He was Willy Monka, you know,
so it's not too So.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Here's some things that people are discussing as peroof and
if you can't see, you can't see it.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Listener. But I'm doing air quotes, which I think we
need to bring back more.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I think we used to do them a lot more
than we do now, and I'm bringing them back proof
they have the exact same face and fashion sense as
you mentioned Shannon. If you look up close, it is
literally the exact same eyebrow shape and arch, same eye color,
same skin color. Like it's very much right, a real
look alike, clearly the same pale green eyes. The fashion

(27:40):
sense is exactly the same. Timothy Schalla May has got
quite odd fashion sense. I'd say, Okay, the Kardashians haven't
quite hooked. And are they still I don't know, are
they still together?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yes, they're plagued by rumors. Absolutely no birth. But he's
busy eyes. He's a busy eye music guy. One of
my favorite.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
I would watt an article recently about like the most
unlikely couples in Hollywood at the moment and then in
it and I love it, just like, yeah, this makes
no sense whatsoever. Timothy randomly went to a fake mink
show in London. It was like a you know a
big rapper who's got very similar music too, right, there's

(28:22):
s d Kid air quotes again, and everyone was like,
why is he suddenly so invested in this music?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
It's because he is making it himself, is making it himself.
But why would he put on a British accent and
why would he this is this a bit of a
Joaquin Phoenix, you know, role prepping thing.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Maybe oh right, okay, like he's yeah acting, he could.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Be like creating a character, but he's really like doing
it out in the real world.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Right, Well, no one would take him seriously if he's
just like, guys, my new rap albums out next week.
I'm Timothy Shalome everyone.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I'm music. Wh Yeah, yeah, yeah, he said a skinny,
little limmy guy.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Right, But has he been asked about this or has
no word no word, has not spoken a word on it,
which in itself is suspicious as proof, it's proof, it's proof.
You wrap your ears around Timothy sh hell Alime's isty
kid rap album Soon.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Needwork plays z MS Fletchorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
The annual Health Survey is out.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
It's it surveys quite a few people, and so it's
like a report can't for all of us in our house. Yeah,
as New Zealand on a whole nine thousand adults that's
fifteen and over and two thousand and eight hundred children.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Who's surveyed. Do you want some a brief recounter statistic?
I thought you're going to say, do you want me
to be honest?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Okay, despite getting fatter, vaping more, eating few of veggies,
and feeling more stressed.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
New Zealanders say they're still pretty happy. Wow what a sentence. Yeah,
the god nothing has landed so deeply for me. I mean,
you vape.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
She's back on SIGs every now and then instead analog,
I don't encourage it.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Twenty ze on health surveys, life satisfaction and self rated
health are high. But underneath her as what is described
as gnarly trends. Okay, gnarly truly, dude, as it is
drinking and spiking amongst young people again, reversing the years
of decline because for.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
A long time they've been saying that like gen Z's
aren't drinking as.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Much, which we joked about before. But thank god, I mean,
like as a culture, that's great.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Obesity is rising overall except four amongst kids and the
people aged fifteen to twenty four were a bit.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
It is actually declining. Ah, young getting squishier.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
But also you meantabolism slow, ye, we'll see you fifteen
to twenty four year, good luck, we'll see daily.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Vaping continues to creep up, especially in teens. It is
it blows my mind. The amount that Kiwi's vape.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Like when you go overseas, I mean you go to
European runs smoking still Yeah, but like I feel like
we've just replaced one vice with another and they're just
as bad for you.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
But it's not even replacing people who never sever I
just don't understand that it was supposed to be the alternative,
the bitter quote unquote alternative to smoking.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Why would you start?

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Psychological distress has doubled since twenty nineteen twenty twenty, probably
one chimement on that form. Probably I was just gonna
say I'm doing mine and flitches because his psychological distress
has actually decreased since Yeah, so I've actually picked up yours,
think you and a little bit I'm carrying it. It's yeah,
I'm seeing a GP is harder due to cost and

(32:03):
waiting times and if you've tried to book just a
general non emergency, Like.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
We've got a friend who's a doctor and he works
one day away. He goes Thurope for.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Eight years this year. Yeah, dude, yeah, smoke. I hope
he's still asleep. He's a doctor.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
On front, of course he's still a sleep. He was
supposed to be at work twenty minutes ago. That's why
they always late, even though last year doctor Shawnee love
you different about them.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
We respect the doctors.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Drug levels look, drug use levels look unchanged on paper,
but wastewater says same amount of users, more drugs.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Interesting, they can tell I loved I would love to
get in, not get into the wastewater. But because how
they how they can do a sample and this is
what we can tell.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
It's nuts.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Like I feel like COVID kind of made that that
whole wastewater testing thing like a thing and people common knowledge.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah, and but they they've been I'm doing it a
long time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
They taste the water and they can see like what
regions use the most myth and yeah time drugs.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
It's wild and they're like Northland.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Best stats, so that these are some importance. That's life
satisfaction in general health eighty six point six percent of adults,
so their healf was good, very good.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Or excellent.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
But maybe I mean you see your club batteries or
what cancers are you? Did you just say we're all fat?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Eighty three percent report high or very high life satisfaction.
That's pretty good and eighty three percent report high or
very high family well being.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
That's all slightly up from last year.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Yeah, fourteen percent of adults report high or very high
psychological distress. Yeah, that's doubled, So that went from seven
point four to fourteen percent.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
And over the last half though the last five years,
hasn't it Yeah it has one? Yeah, has it been?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Sorry, that's just the nervous tick I've developed over the
last five years. Hazard is drinking, So it's gone up.
So sixteen percent of all adults are hazardous drinkers. That's
down from twenty one percent. Or we just call them hailey,
don't we what haileey is drinking?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, you're saying my name odd. But has it it halee? As?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
It?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Has it Hailey?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
To seventeen year olds who shouldn't be drinking, they're up
to sixteen percent. Oh wow, and eighteen to twenty four
is you know the ones that we're all like, oh,
they don't want to drink anymore? That back maybe the
thirty four percent of them hasard spend because they've realized
that life's hard and sometimes after work you would need
to express a martini. You do sometimes twelve percent of
adults vape daily, best bad. Twelve percent of adults are

(34:42):
vape daily, thirteen and a half percent of teenagers vape daily.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
That's crazy, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Only six point eight percent of adults eat the recommended
amount of vegetables.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Are you kidding me? Only seven percent of adults hitting
the first plus a day?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Wild?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Would that even?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Would that be including what's in your burger or your subway?
That doesn't take account.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
I think you are tacking that because you've got to
be being asked this by a person in you like
how many visuals?

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yet you know, like plus stomatica onions? Man, that's a vigure.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
It is, But I mean it is so expensive to
my fresh produce. I mean unless you're buying seasonal and
it's on special.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
That is it's hard.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
One percent of adults used and fetamine type stimulants in
the last year geez, down from one point three despite
waste water showing myth consumption is actually skyrocketing. So if
everybody's telling the truth, it's not more users. It just
means that people are using more.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Also, I don't think it's some random person come into
your house with the form is asking you about your
drug use.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I don't know if people are like well trusting.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Two point five percent of adults said they use cocaine
in the last year, and that's not from two point
four percent the year before. Waste water shows consumption as
way up though, So again again this and Ma, you're
lying using more A few little lies there. Yeah, wow,
what a fascinating inside.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I know, it is really interesting. We're a little bit fatter,
but we're happier because of because all the cocaine were
fat and high.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Z M podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Time for a little bit of a movie roundup movie,
some news.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
First of all, The Hunger Games Sunrise on the Reaping
has its official teaser trailer out four hours ago and
it's had four hundred thousand views and it's just on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
This is the story of Haymich. She was played by
Woody Harrelson in the original ar movies The Hunger Games,
So this is the story of his Hunger Games.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
So close to a real name, Hamrich, all of the
names and the Hunger Games are so close to a
real name, so close. So the trailer has been four
hours okay, yeah, and nearly had half a million views.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
So this is out, not out till next November, by
the way, So they've got a trailer a year before
it's due ah.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Rebeg love District twelve.

Speaker 7 (36:55):
Twice the number of tributes.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Twice for Glory.

Speaker 8 (37:04):
It's time.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
For the second quarter of Quail.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
So it's the that's the story of the fiftieth Hunger Games.
And of course, if you're familiar with the Hunger Games,
every twenty five years as a quarter quill, which is
a little bit special. Like in the original Hunger Games,
it was the seventy fifth that was the quarter, and
the people who went back into the Hunger Games were
previous winners, and this one they take twice as many,
so four kids from each district. This is apparently the
book is apparently a harrowing read, and so I don't

(37:33):
think this is going to be like fun, lighthearted movie either.
But yeah, it's that's Glenn close by the way and
the trailer completely unrecognized.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
She's great, completely unrecognizable.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Well, thank god she's done something of quality because of
that terrible Kim Kardashian lawyer shows.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
They are like, glean Hahn, will you just feel were
you drunk? A last Someone the other day was like,
have you seen it? It's great.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
I was like, I have not heard anyone else say
that I've actually downloaded someone and might watch her on
the plane.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
I hope it's so bad it's good, That's what I've heard.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, so a f your expectations area, it's going to
be so bad it's good, then I don't think you're
going to be too let down totally.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
So in some more movie news, Frozen three and four
right there signed off to happen right and this is
a landmark deal. It's the highest in animation history. Kristen Bell,
Josh Gad and aDNA Menzel, like the three leads of Frozen,

(38:32):
Anna Elsa and Olaugh Yes, have each signed a deal
worth over sixty million dollars each to do both of them.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
What so thirty?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Because I remember when do you remember when Eddie Murphy
got paid ten million dollars to do Donkey and Shrink
one time? And he didn't even leave his house to
earn the money because he had a recording both at
his own house.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Isn't that insane? Nice?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Say, God, imagine that not leaving your house and you
earn ten million dollars.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Just go back to Beard at the end of it.
I'm done. Yeah, Yeah, doing you if you want? Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I'll also news out this morning, not movie wise, but
TV news or streaming news. HBO has confirmed that it's
renewed both Night of the Seven Kingdoms and House of
the Dragons for new seasons. So none of the Seven
Kingdoms isn't out yet, but it's about to be, right, Yeah,
son story. Yeah, both shows will be out in twenty
twenty six, and then there'll be are alternating releases in

(39:24):
twenty twenty seven, twenty twenty eight. That's so long to
make those shows. So way the waits so I don't
even remember what happened in House of the House of Dragons.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I'd have to rewatch the whole series in a cap
And you.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Love it, Like the quality of those shows is exceptional,
and it is like, yeah, a little MANI movies every day.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
But hurry up twenty one minutes away from it Elizabeth
Olsen's movie, or what do you want to say about
the day?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
We won't stop the song I can't somebody won't talk
over I won't talk over Sabrina.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
That's really respectful, actually, And I knew you were a
feminist and it's nice to see.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
It and play you are you're a big Sabrina fan?
So on December fourth, it comes out.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
It's called It To It has got Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller,
and that handsome guy that staying Julippa Callum Turner.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Oh yeah, surprise, he plays a war veteran. He nails.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
The premises, when you die, you have to pick where
you're going to spend eternity and who you're going to
spend it with.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Her first husband, who she loved dearly, dies in the war.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Years later she remarries and her second husband she's worth
for fifty years.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Wait, can you choose like a theme part? You can
pick like a food court, like a real nice food court. Well,
how are you going to eat everything?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
I don't know. If I don't know, after might not
be necessity. Okay, the afterlife we've got to be eating
because eating is about joy.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yes, I don't think this movie is so much about food.
It's about does she peck her first ever love, the
husband that died in war? What does she picked the
man she spent the rest of her life with?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Or does she pick both?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Podcast network, which is terrible?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Can you remember the song that it was? I can't remember?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Haley okay, so we would do it. We was doing
a spin class, as we want to do, and the instructor.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
There was a bad song. It was like a tacky
fun I think it was like after the it had finished,
they just play some random warm down. Random.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
It was a warm down because I just googled what
songs are popular spin class songs?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Was a beach wake mout. No, No, it's kind of
a relevant.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
It sort of doesn't matter because I think if you're
about to hang your hat on a what song starts
a story?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I think it's very relevant. Well, we can't, we can't remember.
I'll make it up. She was playing at the end
of our Ricky Martin's She Bangs, She Bangs.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
They would okay and and what a Banger, and the
instructor somehow just randomly called out her mate, who performed
the solo at the school talent show.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I just went to pull up she Bangs, She Bangs.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
But apparently my music streaming service is currently being used
at home to listen to the Hamilton soundtrack.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Oh my god, this happened to me yesterday.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
I was trying to listen to music to warm up,
and suddenly there's music kept on changing and it was
like on Hailey's frame, and it was my parents listening
to music, probably dancing because they're.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Already I reckon, they're banging on your couch. It was
Queen anyway, So.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
And then we were having a laugh about this, and
then I said to Fletch, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
My talent show at MERIDATAI Primary.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
I performed solo because my best friend said, know how embarrassing.
Lais La Bonita tropical the island breeze. It's a Madonna song.
But I did the true Bliss cover because you know,
it was the year two thousand ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
We were talking about this this morning, and that's when
Shannon told us her and that's why we're like, oh
my god, we have to talk about this and us
this morning. Eight hundreds at him nine sex ninety six.
What did you perform at the school talent show? Because Shannon,
what did you do?

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Mine was that intermediate? So it was like twenty twelve
ish yep, And I, unfortunately was.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
It's impossible twenty twelve or three years ago carry out.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
I was on crutches at the time, and I performed.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I would have skipped the talent show.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
We decorated my crutches with tinsil and performed to Cobra
Starship Good Girls Gone Bad.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Wait a minute, what did you do a song and
a dance?

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Well, no, no, no, we didn't say we just danced.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
But I was on the crutches and I remember run
died a bit of the first pump and I had
to put the crutch in the air.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Oh oh, I got I love this. Okay, well, so
can we call a tinsil crutch from now on? Crutch?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah? I mean if yeah, if it was high school,
that would have been your nickname. I feel like primary school.
They wouldn't that mean yet? Okay, well eight hundred dance
at him. We want to take your calls. This morning
takes through nine six nine sex. We want to know
what you performed at your school talent show.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Us as we die of embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Honestly, there are some very funny messages. So this so
traumatic reading some of these missas.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Amy, What did you do at your school talent show?
You were fifteen morning?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
It definitely wouldn't be allowed nowadays.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Okay, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
The guy?

Speaker 8 (44:31):
There was like five guys and there on the stage
and they were dancing too. I believe in miracles, you
sexy thing. Oh yeah, they sat down on the chair
and then put the tops off and we smothered them
with oil, rubbed them up in Sorry.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Sorry, sorry, how old?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Like fourteen or fifteen? Now you've got an accident? Did
this happen back home or did they? Yeah, Lincoln, yeah,
what did this happen?

Speaker 8 (45:07):
Well, I'm thirty nine now, twenty five years ago. It's
crazy talking about this. My head went straight back to that.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, I that's sane, insane, Amy, Thank you so much, Cassidy.
What did you do at the high school of the
school talent show morning?

Speaker 6 (45:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I either was my friend about teen years old, and
was performed to dance to with our young vich Unfat Yea.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Which was the parody of bad by Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Right, that's right, yes, okay again, you probably wouldn't do
that these days, would you.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
No?

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Yeah, I don't know how we go away with that,
But we also not only did we dance to that
stuff hellos up our top?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
And I'm assumed you weren't actually a sort of a
plus sized human. No, no, no, yeah, ok, that's funny.
Thank you. Different times, different times.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
I was so worried when that first callers said you
wouldn't get away with it now and said what she sung?
Because I was like, the members of that band were
people of color and she doesn't sound like it.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Oh yeah, I thought they might have been. Yeah, okay
of the old boot polish out.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
My partner danced to smack that by Eminem and Acorn
uncensored version and all white boys and do rags when
I was twelve.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
By doing this so many good texts.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
When I was tweled by sang my Heart Will go
On from the Titanic and my friend played it on
the keyboard and we won.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
But you still wouldn't have been great at twelve. No,
it wouldn't have been great.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
I mean it would have been great for a twelve
year old, yeah, but not come on, you're not Sondy.
On early nineties and for form we did a lip
sync to the Beg's medley. A group of girls all
dress up and white flaars with facial hair drawing on
and we dressed out my younger brother, who was third
form at the time, in a werger skirt and big
fate boobs and he came on during more than a
Woman mother and.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
It was working it.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Everyone was cheering and clap It's so funny. Everyone kept
asking us who the girl was. But we made a
deal with them that we'd never say it was managed
to keep it like a massive school secret ages.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Okay, good um, boys to men in the Still of
the night and one sweet day those yeah they are.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
We either came first or second with that um.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Oh my god, there's so many of them at seven
years old in two thousand until I sang Eternal Flame
by Atomic Kit and a cappella.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
No, that would not have been good. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Someone did message and saying they actually did a tap
dance to she Bangs, She Bangs. Oh.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I don't want to gloat, but I did take home
the trophy really.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Wow wow, Okay, some of the ones Shanaia Twain man,
I feel like a woman at a primary school talent show.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
To test it.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yeah, I did my old Man's a Dustman, you know,
old English ditty, My old Man's a dustin Dustman. I performed,
six of us performed Barbie Girl. We choreographed the whole dance.
We're superstars. I thought it was my calling. Turns out,
if you can't.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Do teach, oh okay, teacher, keep you gigs coming in
nine six nine sex eight hundred DALs and him, what
did you do at the school talent show? This is
so funny about wildly inappropriate at a Catholic school, a
Catholic girls school.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
We a group of us performed.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
I performed. I saw it and I was like, I've
said that wrong. That's why I stopped. Straight afterwards, we
performed O P P by Nature. Now I've just informed
the girls, the producer girl who were maybe a bit
young to remember when that song first came out, but

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they're familiar with the song.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
What exactly opp stands for now?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
I can't say it on the radio, but you can
feel that in your own time, but maybe not on
a work plan.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
And it was a Catholic Oh my god, it's scary
that you're playing it on the radio. This will be
radio a radio stage usion.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yep. We changed the lyrics. I mean, it's a cat
you can't know, this is all. It's a catchy song
that's a hall of a bee. Isn't a bit of
Jackson five?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
So there are we.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Be now Naughty by Nature changed the lyrics, but at
the end some girls came on stage in their uniforms
of pillow, stuffed up their dresses pretending they were pregnant.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Boy, did we get in trouble. That was at a
Catholic girls school.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah, it was spice girl's lips, say painted myself and
coffee to be scary spice.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Okay, I mean that was just a different time. It
was at different time. I hope it was a different time.
Coffee she would have been so gritty.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
There's another one, my girl, my friends and I did
are the Spice Girls at age twelve, I was scary
space Mum used a lot of natural glow to give
this very pale white girl a bit of color.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Came from the nineties luminous spheres, though very luminous. Yeah,
a dude got up at a Catholic school.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I got up by himself at a cafe school and
sang that when I drink about you touch myself.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I don't won here my ears music. What is that
song called I touched myself Touch myself? No, I touched
the di vinyls touched myself. Yeah, great, okay, let's do that. Yeah,
this is great. This is great.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Love myself.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I want you to love men, love it. He's doing
this at a Cathel school got up.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
They eventually cut the music because the whole school was
just losing their minds.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Well, keep them going. Someone said, pause a song now
and playing for Friday.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Fishbash myself, great song, absolute bang.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
When I was seven years old, my mother convinced me
doing the market ana was a talent, So I did
the whole efing song by myself in front of the
entire school.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I would die the no nope, I'm not reading them all.
But that did happen at an affluent school on the.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
North Shore, dressed up as Damien.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
The Beverage because it did not go well.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Damien to kill that Damien and Nozer did not go well.
Friends of mine danced a candy.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Shop at like eleven. Wow, that's a sexual song.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
I did a dance to ice Cube at ten years old.
You can imagine the dance moves not for a ten
year old. Um oh, this is just so fun. I
wish I could see. I wish I could watch all
of them every text.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
That was my weekend. I'd sit down and.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Watch this should be a reality show. Yeah, some kind
of high school. It's some kind of like you know,
you get to read school. Yeah, talent show when it
gets a million dollars. Yeah, but they've got to be bad. Well,
I mean, have I read you one that's really tackled
your fancy?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Not really know? My god, an old girls school.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
We tied the female dipuity principal to a chair in
front of the school and dirty danced on it.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
No, we got we got told off after Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Podcast network plays in split one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
So Yes. I was on a flight yesterday from Auckland
to Nelson.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
I will say jeeper speaking of Metallica the airport, it
smelled a.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Bourbon and power rade. You know, it was a real max.
There was a sea of bogans looking worse for wear.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
I've never seen so many black T shirts in downtown
Auckland in a long time, as someone that does wear
black and blue T.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Shirts all the time. Of course, of course.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
So I'm on my flight and I bought a little
bit late because I was enjoying coffee Moose in the lounge.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
And she's relatable, she's the people of the person is
a person of the people, the people.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
A female man, yeah, I am a female man.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
And so I get on and I've got my large
tote that is sort of a hard you guys know,
the one. It's sort of like a plastic woven toat.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
And those overhead on those planes that go to Nelson
very slim and long.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Like if you've got a wide bag, you're a bit screwed.
You're kind of screwed.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
And then the foot room as much smaller as well,
so when you have to put it under it, it's
just a god awfull flight. So I found a gap
just above where I was sitting, and I kind of
thumbed it in, you know, really pushed it in and
kind of moved a few things of other people's around.
I wasn't in the mood for us tired, So get
on the fly hot, I'll say, to the point where

(54:19):
the flight attendant had to address it. And then we
land and we're disembarking and I get my bag and
I pull it out, and that's when I that's when
I notice what I've done by thumbing in this bag.
And here comes the apology. I am sorry to whoever

(54:42):
thought that they would go to the Dunkin Donuts at
the airport and get themselves a nice family pack of
donuts to bring to Nelson, Because you know the South
is the donuts, I know, and they were looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I don't think it's impossible to get on a flight
leaving Auckland that goes direct to the South Island without
someone having a big thing of donuts. Why don't these
donuts stores open stores in.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Nelson and the South Island? Well, I know, but they were.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
They would have been so excited to enjoy these perfect
puffy donuts.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
And I had smashed them to smotherings. This box was
just sered beyond beyond recognition? Did the person see I
didn't stop. I didn't stop to check. What I did
was okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
What I did was I pulled out my toe, clocked it,
and immediately took zero ownership and evacuated.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
The plans house box.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
The box was at the back against the wall, say,
and it had sort of constantined.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Up oh.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Smashing, okay, right, No, I think an on top smashing
would have kind of been all right.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
No, I'd smashed it sort of against the wall, right.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Could you see any box had distorted jam or icing
or cream that had come out the side.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
There was spillage, there was a sugary you've destribed, but
that's kind of on them.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
You don't just chunk them up overhead, sit down and
experse you hold on to everybody's on Then you find
you Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
That's not your fault.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Smaller items, they say police, place your larger items than
the overhead compartment above you, and place your smaller items
under the seat.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Really Also, I feel like, I don't know, wrong flight
attendant would have a little space for door.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
They're pretty sick of it because everyone that.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Maybe there's a donut holder on them and flights stack
a shelf. Okay, but there will be someone listening, maybe
possibly out there from now. And who's listening now that
came home from Auckland with a smash box.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Someone she's just now saying, hello, Haley, you are a
piece of shit. Now, I don't know if you are
the donut owner.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I feel that if we track down this person, the
least we can do is get them some donuts.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Oh please text on nine six ninety six if you
know of this were the receiver.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
If you've got the boarding pass from Haley's fly proof
of the.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Floor pass and a photo of the donut damage, because
I think it was so damaged. It's the kind of
thing you would take a photo of to put on
Instagram and be like, can you believe it?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Can you believe that bitch from TV did this?

Speaker 4 (57:39):
I saw that Beuch from TV and she SMA donuts.
I will reimburse if you can prove it. But yeah,
those would have been absolute and absolute, you know, Smash
Smash Situation.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day day.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Do do do?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Do?

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Do Do do?

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Affect of the Day a day theme this week has
been I kind of characters with shockingly small screen time.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I really enjoyed it, Vaughn. This has been one of
your top your bests. Unlike Calendar Week, what are we
gonna let calendar we go? I feel like it was
so I think we've gone very interesting. As fast as
any people stop me in the streets.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
They say Flitch and I say Vaughn, and they're like,
A right, I love the Calendar Week.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
I get stopped all the time and they're like, Vaughn.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I'm like, no, it's Flitch And then they say, well,
I just it was it lit down calendar week.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
So you think they're pandering to me. I think they
might be. It's been a tough year and they just
want to make sure that you're all right, no one.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
It's a tough year because I've been taking the days
off on a calendar as I want to do. So
movies where the main character barely shows up has shocking
a little screen time throughout the week, and today I
just want to finish with a little bit of a
few okay, a few Hannibal Elector and Silence of the
Lands Anable Elector the Iconic. Yeah, awfully scary Anthony Hopkins roll,

(59:23):
what is it you're living with?

Speaker 3 (59:24):
A nice father? Bends? Yeah, he wasn't in that much,
was he.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
No, The movie is one hundred and eighteen minutes and
he was in for less than sixteen of those minutes.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Bit powerful performance. Though, such a powerful performance.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
His performance won Best Actor at the Academy Awards, and
he was only on screen for thirteen percent of the movie.
Is still, to this day remains the shortest winning screen time.
Oh okay, since they've actually worked that out. Okay, he
won an Academy Award for his time on screen. You're
that good, you only need that many minutes? Still win
an Oscar? Yeah, I'm real, they say.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
The director said he wanted his appearance to appear a
surgical like when he was on screen, it was so
specifically to be there for a purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
And he said, yeah, just the intensity and how calm
and quiet and terrifying he was makes everybody feel like
he was on screen for a lot longer than he was.
But it was thirteen percent. The next there is the
Joker from The Dark Night two thousand and eight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Heath Ledger.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Oh, he was on when this one really surprised me
because I was like, he was on screen for almost
the entire movie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
He was.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
That was an incredible That is a one hundred and
fifty two minute movie. Yeah, and he is only on
screen for twenty minutes. He's on screen for sixteen movie.
But again in the presence, Yeah, wow, his presence and
his chaos intrudes throughout the entire movie. Christopher Nolan said
he did that on purpose. That was a thought to

(01:00:50):
he arrives like a hurricane, suddenly disappears, returns unpredictably, And
he said why it worked was every appearance is a
set piece. The pencil trick when he came in with
the trick and then yelling the pencil go was on,
the party invasion, the hospital explosion, the interrogation, room scene
with Batman. He said he had no backstory. You just
kind of like created him one as the viewer. Yeah,

(01:01:12):
and just came in with full blowd impact.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
And he won Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor that year,
even the with limited screen time and the final one
I want to finish on because this scared me when
I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Is the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz? Yeah, one hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Yeah, he's right at the end for no more than
six minutes, so less than six percent of the entire film.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
But like center in the in the Center Parade, he's
only in my parade and we waited seconds and then he.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Rolls after him. Is named after the Wizard of Oz.
I thought for everything going and seeing Wicked Part two.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Yeah, the rest of the parade, it's just kings, isn't
it Old trailers? Yeah, kind of like the local elsa. Yeah,
you know they checked that with Disney, they just rocking around.
I don't know if they had I don't know if
they've checked that with the Big Ones Leisure Marching Team.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Yeah, but so yeah, was it of Oz was only
in six percent of the movie that bear his name.
So today's fact of the day is the Wizard of Oz,
the Joker from Batman and Hannibal, equor of science. The
lands are actually on screen, not much at all.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do doo.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
The ZNM podcast Network play z MS Flesh, Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
The definition of kissing is non aggressive mouth to mouth
contact without food transfer.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Sometimes it's nice to get a bit aggressive. Wait, it's
a bit of a bit of a steak.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Yeah, I have nothing rules more than kissing someone and
being like I didn't need chicken today, yeah, or a
partial bit of corn. Yes, you share a little wagon
between what's a wagon between friends?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Why is it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
The scientific definition of There has been a study from
Oxford University in the Florida Institute of Technology who put
their heads together and asked the question when did kissing start?
And it didn't start with humans at all. It's been
around with our primate ancestors between seventeen and twenty one
million years.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Do you know what?

Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
When I was at the weekend, just my friends and
I spent like half an hour watching the chimpanzees at
Wellington Zoo, it's it's so fascinating because you're like, how
can you deny evolution looking at them?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
You look them in the eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Yeah, and just the way they you know, they move
and they scratch their butts and sniffer like we do that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
We're just more subtle about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, like quite often formal lie in his back and
I'll just peck nuts off.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Yea, yeah, I appreciate it totally. And if for an
annoys me, I just hurl my shit at them. Yeah,
shut up, there's not denying it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Wait, so they traced it back to win a common
primate ancestor. Right, the sentence cracks me up. After running
millions of emulations that included chimps, binobos, gorillas, and rang
attacks and humans, we all kissed because we inherited the
behavior from a sheared ancestor. Millions of simulations. I'll watch
guys on the head did the lab and watched ten

(01:04:12):
more monkey smooching videos. So it was the study that
defined the definition of kissing is non aggressive mouth to
mouth contact without food transfer. This includes sexy kissing and
platonic like family affection like Haley's family kisses.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Who kiss on the mouth. Yeah, yeah, there's no food
transfer there over My.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Mum stopped that year years ago, doing she used to
baby Yeah for me, so nice as soft soft soft
teeth as a cash.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Scientists are still debating with The leading ideas from the
study are that kissing evolved and stuck around because it's
great for mate assessment, tasting pheromones, and detecting health and
care compatibility.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Imagine they didn't have toothbrushes either. I mengine the ginger
of itis. Well, we've got toothbrushes, and some people are
still get that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
You're not wrong. Four play boosts arousal, increases chance of reproduction.
Novel idea. Yeah, this four play and.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
Social bonding at strengthening it strengthens relationships and complex social games.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Monkeys do four play.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Hayley, we're moving on and we want to ask right
now on eight hundred dollars at m Yeah nine six
nine six what we're kissing?

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Being twenty million years old and happy birthday and happy birthday.
If Nana Kissing was still with us, this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Would be her twenty millionth birthday. Yeah, happy heavenly birthday, nanikissing.
We thought we'd us this morning and we've done this before.
It a long time ago, and it was so funny.
We want to know this morning, like, what was your
worst cass with someone?

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
How would you describe? Did you lose a tooth or
did you get your lip bit?

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
My first pash like with tongue was with a guy
called mens and he had a tongue ring and I'll
never forget the sound of it rattling on the back
of my teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Imi.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Wow right did he get a parental sort of introduction
or was this sort of like an on the sly.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
No, I was like a teenager. Yeah, I know, I
just didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
When you've got a really bad facial rash from paesh rash?

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
No, no, no, that was the second one who had
a small goateee ah. If you had to choose, now,
what should you choose.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
To go to Menza's tongue run, go for a small
go tea, Maria's leatherette couch.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
D I love that? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
One hundred dollars at him? Texton as well. Nine six
nine sex? What as your what was your worst kiss?
According to a study, kissing is twenty million years old
and goes back before human time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Yeah, and apparently humans would have kissed Neanderthals because they've
tested like the mouth of microbio.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
But what he was guy Biers and they shared a thanks.
I love knows no boundaries form.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Actually, yeah, exactly, Yeah, love love stop being the list.
You know, I'm a huge I know you are. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
So we we're asking on the back of this, with
kissing being twenty million years old, what is the worst
cass you have ever had? MICHAELA? How bad was it?

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Good morning morning? It was terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
I my first kiss was with a man, and that's
really just confirmed to me that I am a lesbian.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Was it the straw? Don't Yeah? Was it the straw
that broke the camel's back for team men? Or you
were already on the other team.

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
I mean I was already on the other team, but
you know, good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
To get confirmation of these things.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Yeah. Well and now, and no woman has ever kissed
as bad as that first man.

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
No women are great. Highly recommend, hily recommend.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
You've always been into it, haven't you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Yeah, this is why I think lesbian's and I we're
on the same You're on the we like heaps of
the same stuff, Mikayla, thank you so many Taylor, so
many messages. In My first pash was a combination of
Hailey's first two pashes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
He had both a terrible go tee and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
A tongue piercing, and he whiled his tongue in rhythm
to the song that was playing at the time, which
was Marilyn Manson's Beautiful People.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
This one tongue maybe in his in his defense, he'd
read that in one of his sister's magazines. You know
for sure that's some girlfriend magazine, you know, Yeah, I

(01:08:42):
didn't know that was about kissing though, Yeah, neither.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
It was tongue related. A kissing of a kind that
is a type of kissing. Yeah, a guy I kiss
was like a bucket of saliva with a lizard tongue.
That's how you want to be scribed maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Kind of just like Pokey in and out real fast. Pokey.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Worst Kiss was my first actual boyfriend in college. He
was nicknamed Horsemouth. Enough said, I'm not saying where what's
horse mouth up to?

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
We worst Kiss?

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Well, you know what they say, horse in the mouth,
big mouth, big mouth, guard, big big teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
He has to get two of them and melt them together.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
The worst kiss was with this guy from Timutu who
had no game and kissed like a sloppy dog. Eyes open.
I'm eyes open and I'm not even I'm open. I'm
my eyes open.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Everything shut your eyes? How do I want to close? Mass?
How do I want them fall asleep? Because I missed
your back and I don't want one, so you don't
want to miss the thing. So it's eyes eyes open, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
First ever and worst ever pash was in the club
after I'd just thrown up in the bathroom. See somewhere
out there, that person is also telling the story about
the worst case they ever had, someone who his mouth
tasted like regurgitated cranberry vodkers. Yeah no Uti, So yes,
you know, first kiss, we decided to turn the light

(01:10:11):
off and smashed our teeth together. He got a blood
lip and I cut my tongue. Worst pash got very
bad pash. Rash subsequently got infected with the staff. Oh Haley,
you got your staff.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
No, but it probably didn't make it better than I
was sharing that staff. Yeah with kiss hers, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Told work I had a carpet burn from falling out
of bed.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Took weeks to heal. And no one was believing that story.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
At work on somebody has we've got an update on
one of the pashes any better over time. I'm just
loading the history of it. Oh so it's the Marilyn
Manson guy. Oh yeah, she said we hooked up a
few years later and still absolutely terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
A cassa no no for another Marylyn poke.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Wow, keep your texts coming in six nine sacks. I'll
wait one hundred dollars, and we want to know your
worst kiss as kissing apparently turns twenty million years old.
So the scientists worked out even it would have been
Neanderthals and kissed humans and monkeys. We didn't kiss monkeys.

(01:11:21):
Maybe someone's kissed the monkey. I mean someone is because
the monkey. At some stage, someone's kissed a monkey.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
I mean, it's just like putting a million monkeys and
a million typewriters. Some one of them is going to
type Shakespeare. There's a million monkeys and seven billion humans.
Someone's kissed the monkey. Sure do you tell me Jane
Goodle didn't kiss a monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Come on, she did.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
She had the monkey little smooch rip rip on the
on the back of this news that kissing is twenty
million years old.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
We want to know your worst kiss in the history
of kissing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
So good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I remember we've done this topic before many years ago,
and it was very funny and it's still so good,
So good, go say it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
My first kiss was in year seven, right after school finished.
I got a raging stiffy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
To walk to mom's car through a group of kids
at school with my willie very visible through my shorts.
I had the nickname Stiffy for approximately five years because
would you even know what, oh God, do it carefully
to tuck it under that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Or the waistband. Yeah, that wasn't the case. It was
the aftermath that was the worst curse.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Worst case were making out and I would constantly have
to pull away to rest my head on a shoulder.
But I was actually wiping my mouth on the shoulder
because it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Was so weat. I'm just gonna nuzzle in here, just
trying the face.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
M not my first pash. Somebody else, somebody else got
such bad pass.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Rature, got invicted. My imagine telling the doctor that this
was the rash in the first place. He was a
stubly fellow. He went hard.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Worst case was my first casse at the Marty rowing
after party.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Now, I've never I was never a rower, but I
had these Marty cups. Yeah, pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
The after party. It was in the forest at Twysle.
If the forest could speak, I seen some things. Wasn't
there a bad forest fire at Twysle sort of semi
recent year. I probably burned itself down from all the
sin cleanse to cleanse thisself with the sins of.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Marty thirteen rowers.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
At the Marty Cup, he was going so hard out
that my jaw kept clicking in response.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Oh my god, popping the jaw, popping, popping the drawer. Goodness.
I went in for a passion.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
As we're passion, I was like, what's that funny taste?
And they pulled back and then the guy got a
blood nose and I was just like passion. The blood
was everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Oh gosh, I've got two worst cases. The first equal
very first kiss at fourteen the Bay. The guy had
a small tongue. It felt like kissing a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Small tongue. I've never heard that. I've never heard of
anyone having a small tongue. I thought we just all
had proportion.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
It had that thing where the tongue's kind of like oh,
years ago, far out of the mouth because the string
comes too far along and you've got to cut. When
he was a baby and circumcised, Yeah, a tngue circumcision,
he never had it, so his tongue.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
He couldn't get his tongue past his teeth. What Yeah, no, no, no,
he had his tongue, so maybe that was him.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
Then the other one, Wait, did he get it sorted
for you know, future future wives. She's apparently happy with that. Okay,
that's what the two comes in for.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Okay, so the first kiss with the baby tongue at fourteen,
then at fifteen and when the opposite direction with another
guy who had the longest tongue and was was very slobbrary.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Wait, so there's no pleasing her she had the shortest. No,
she's gone, and what do you want? First case? First?

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Worst case was when I was ten, he had brace's
mouth open, perking tongue out like a lizard, not moving
it at all.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
I couldn't mold my mouth around his mouth, and I
didn't know what I was doing. We were basically just
like pushing. Yeah, I love that people remember these. Yeah,
I know. Tongue seems to be a real common denominator here.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
My worst case was someone that went on to become
a high profile new Zella murderer.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
He dribbled and smelled.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
What okay, we need We're going to need to follow
up to that, just between us.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
We won't say it on either. We're going to need
to follow up.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Worst case was drunk at a party, drinking five dollars wine,
hooked into this check, hooked into this check.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Hopped into this check, hooked into.

Speaker 9 (01:15:51):
This check, looked into this checker, joked into this check,
open mouth, pop of tongue, and the end of this
massive burp.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
But we'd sealed mouths, so the kind of went in
and hung in there. Needless to say, nothing further.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Happened after that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
If we went on Ticks of the Week this week,
we haven't, so we'd make that Ticks of the week
because that has really tickled me. Of the week, we've
got fifty dollars animates about if you're making happy happen
for pitts.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
I think we'll end at the end. No no, no, no, no, no,
what this more? There's more? Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
My worst case was in high school. The guy I
was dading was a germophobe. He refused to kiss unless
we put.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Glad rap between us.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Um what I was smugging a guy on my hair
got caught in his nose ring and I pulled back
and he was like oh, and then we were stuck
there just twenty minutes to get free.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
I remember my first kiss. It was in the middle
of a colder sack and she tasted like luncheon.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
And somebody else said the girl who wasn't happy with
the little tongue or the big tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
I guess you could call her goldie lips. Oh pretty good. Yeah,
we just gave away the text of the Mayah. I
just love all of these.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
My worst time, my worst kiss wasn't even that long ago.
I hooked up with an Australian girl who sucked on
my lip and I was like, that's okay, but it
hurts a little bit. Then she got my tongue between
her lips and sucked on the tonguetistically hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
I had to tell her to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Now you grabbed your tongue and pull it out of
your mouth and then try to say please stop.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
The hurts. What the next? I hope everybody gets kisses
this weekend. Get some good kisses, bab of course, his baby.
Get something your baby baby. See see you later. I'm

(01:17:56):
gonna have to stop you there. That's copyrighted very good
friend of mine.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
She's already sued me twice. So if you could maybe
get her to drop her lintigious action, that would be great.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
To tell her I'll review her five stars.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Yeah. If she does the same for this pot yeah,
and then she tells all her friends and if you're listening,
maybe give it five stars as well.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
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