Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 24th 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, what was your brutal nickname and what odd place did you get take on a first date?

• The Batman effect
• Tourists are screwing up reviews
• Tool's phone ban
• Top 6 - Thing that happened while Grinder was down
• The 2026 travel destination 
• Hinge Wrapped
• Hayley's Taylor Swift dance
• Brutal nicknames
• Vaughan went shopping with teenagers
• Where did they take you on the first date
• Fact of the day
• Chris Parker Interview
• SLP - Have you decided on a New Years Resolution yet?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitian Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from Flewood and Haley's Big.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Pod Thanks to animals making happy happened for pits. Good morning,
fleach Thorne and Haley Brinson. Do you see Brent normal
news reader? Regular newsreader? Brent is in Sydney or Australia somewhere.
He was holding a koala.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I not supposed to hold them. I'll be calling him
out for there.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Wait, he might have been posing next to it. I
don't want to get he was posing next to it.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I think only Brisbane is the last state in which
they let you hold them. Otherwise it's a bit, you know,
running on an elephant and I've done that twice. Yeah,
I did it, but it was aated tiger.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
It was two thousands and and a sedated tiger was
two thousands. We've all done it, okays it And he's
standing next to and have they glued that koala onto
the tree?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's fakes text so jealous and my favorite animal.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I know.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Australia.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Maybe it's just having We're going today on it today
and I are going on a business trip to Sydney
today and tomorrow yeer, well look tomorrow. I love Sydney
you'll be in charge.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
So okay, this is what I think we should do
as well, maybe at some points today and we'd be
like Flitch four and Haley z it inm that was
Somber twelve to twelve. It's three minutes past sex.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's so clunky.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
What you're going to do. You're going to be a
little who oh yeah, okay, Well we're doing a girl's
only show because girls were all boys droll, and I
think I think, I think I'd like to have a
little go of doing the back announcing of a song.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
All yeah, four years now, we can let you do that. Okay,
maybe just for a little bit, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, coming up on the show, it's the top sex.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, what are you going to give us to the
top sex today? Things that happened while Grinder was down?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh okay, yeah right yeah nice letchn and Haley big pod.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Sometimes you do.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I do think that sigists and people that run these
sort of big, deep studies might have a little bit
too much time on their hands. Yeah you know what
I mean, because then you read a study, i e.
The one I'm about shoo if you now call the
Batman effect, and you think.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh, how do we land on doing this. Wait, that
sounds exciting, Yeah, it is exciting.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, So here the study was the question they were
asking in this study, does something surprising i e. Seeing
someone dressed as Batman make people more likely to help others.
The way that they tested this, the researchers they rode
the Milan Metro one hundred and thirty eight times. They

(02:40):
set up a situation in which a woman pretending to
be pregnant, so she's got obviously a pillow up there.
A woman pretending to be pregnant got on the train.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I don't know if i'd give up my seat for
a woman with a lumpy pillow? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
How good is the pregnancy? Is it like a balloon?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Like maybe it's a movie or a TV.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It be a movie. Belly, yeah, can move? Okay, she was.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
She got on the train and half of the rides, Yeah,
a man dressed up as Batman would walk into the train. Okay,
didn't interact with her or anyone else. He was just present, okay, lurking.
Was he looking menacing? He was looking like Batman. He
was always, I'll say it, always menacing.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I had I had a nightmare about Batman when I
was about four years old, and I still remember every
second of it, like it was one of those things.
And there's little ears were like poking up in the mirror,
and it looked across the room and I could see
him in the mirror.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Was it George George Colony Batman Nobles, No, it was
Michael Keaton for sure. Would have been so much scar
if it was Nipple Batman. If it was Nipple Batman,
I wouldn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
So in half the rides, is this Batman presence enters
the train and observers of the researchers watched to see
if anyone offered the pregnant woman a seat. That's how
they conducted this reason right with and without Batman. With
Batman present, with Batman not present, fifty to fifty yea.
With Batman present on the train, sixty seven percent of

(04:01):
passengers offered the probable mean seat when Batman was not present,
suggesting that the presence of Batman or something surprising.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, if that was saying that was someone dresses the
Easter Bunny, I might do the same thing. No, but
I don't think it would because Batman is an authoritative figure, Yeah,
here's the dark.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I would have liked to have seen this study, and
maybe we need to conduct it again with a softer character. Yes,
because they're saying what this means as an unexpected event
may wake people up from autopilots. So they're just sitting
there on the train on their phone, they're don't even
noticing misspreg right, okay. Whereas the moment you go batman,
dude here, then you're more likely to be a bit
more aware of your surrounding.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
You're like, oh, there's a pregnant woman on the stand
seat right, okay.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
So and they said once that kind of starts to
take effect, why the numbers were so much bigger as that,
then it was spread socially. So when people start sort
of noticing things were all becoming a little bit more
alert and aware that this pregnant woman doesn't have us
seat influencing people around them. So they're saying, like, other
it could be other things. Street performances, playful are unusual signs,

(05:07):
things that just kind of shock us out of like
I'm on the train again, the thing again, go to
work again.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
On the thing. But then have you ever been on
like the New York subway or the subway where the
performers come in and they're busting and shut up and
people are just and people the locals are just like
they're not even looking like they know what. Oh yeah,
because if you look, you got to pay years if
you're gonna put something in the hat.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
So maybe maybe that doesn't work everywhere.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
But they haven't.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
They have noted their limitations only tested on one once.
It is Metro, so the people of Milan.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, and then yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Batman himself might have been an influence on how people
will feel because, as you say, he's a here of
figure and he's an ominous presence.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well maybe if you are pregnant and needing a seat,
you could just make a scene when you get on
the train or the bus.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
No, I think if you're pregnant, if you put on
the Batman mask.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Are pregnant Batman? WHOA, we haven't seen that yet, pregnant Batman.
I'd imagine the online community would take that quite well.
I really really enjoy the internet would take a Batman
being a woman or Batman being a pregnant man.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Would sit well with them.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I think no one would say a single thing about.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
The ZM podcast Network, play z MS, Flitch and Haley,
you're just booking a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I am just booking a restaurant. It's a friend's birthday
next Tuesday, and I'm gone nice. And do we always
look at the ratings? I've gone on Metro Metro top fifty.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
But if you're a if you're in a town or
even even locally, do you if you've never been to
the restaurant, do you look at the Google reviews?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Ways same ways and Google review photos.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, I was doing the real food. I was doing
that at the weekend, looking for coffee because you know,
you don't want a milky. I don't want a milky milka.
Oh my god on Mount Monger Know. The other day,
I'll call it out. I had the worst iced oat
milk last of my life. It was.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
It was an iced oat milk with coffee like coffee,
like she sneezed a dribble.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Of coffee on it. Can I just bounce back to
inflict she doesn't want a milky mocachino. I don't want
a milkie.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Sometimes there's no chocolate, no coffee.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I just want my much to be chock full of chucky.
I just want to sludging with chocolate.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
It is milk. I wanted. I wanted chocolate, and I
wanted coffee, and then I want to Now coffee is
not strong enough and all you taste is milk.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, that's that's exactly what I was.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
So I was like looking at ratings and I was like,
because I was away out of town, and yeah, you
keeping secrets, shifty, that's none of your buss business. That
is actually none of your business. Shell shop here at
the weekend. My life is shell shot from crazy sounds
over here. What I do in my own time is

(07:49):
my business. Wow, Okay, the reason you just make it
way more of a deal. Look, I mean, you've got
me on fine friends. You know exactly where I am.
I forgot you were going there, and I was like, say,
what are you so far away?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I knew.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
And the reason I ask about the ratings is because
there's been a study done and it's found that tourists
give restaurants and places higher reviews than locals.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
And so it's this thing called tourists bias.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, because you're on holiday and money's not real, yeah exactly. Yeah,
and you're happy because you don't have a job. We're
away like two weeks.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
You're on a holiday, don't have to think about anything.
So you get a ship pizza and you're like.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Man, look at the views. Yeah, yeah, yes, different. Yeah,
And so they've worked out, they've done a big study.
They reckon that tourists are thirteen point four percent more
likely than locals to give restaurants a higher online rating.
Traveler reviews are shorter, more emotional, and have more photos.
And it's tourist bias, that is, I'm paying the level

(08:50):
of your restaurant or all your place. It makes sense.
I totally get it.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, Like I like even you know, my parents have
in Italy. When I go, the food must be incredible,
but they live in this tiny village. You're like, no,
but it feels incredible because it's warm, you're away from
the foreign language happening.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, it's a beautiful. And then you'd give it five
stars because you're like, oh my god, this is cute,
this is so cute.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, and it's actually just quite a stale bit of
bread with you know.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
If all on it. Yeah, did you find a china
that wasn't milky the world? And answer was right, it
was okay, it was.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, they don't do coffee like we do coffee.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
No, I know they don't Australia.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Australia doesn't know Melbourne say they camp on coffee culture.
But they're dairy.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
It's the rate dairy. It's their watery perstering. The cows
are just it's half all the cows stopped being milked
and weren't working in the mines.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
So they can go Fifo barley.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah, so they can go fIF plays plays.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Well. I I had four hours sleep again, but worth
every minute of I went a tool last night.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
It was It was.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
One of the best clasons move into my life, my art.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
It was phenomenal because I lived near Spark Arena. I know,
I looked up at your building when I was walking.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
I was like.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Hello, and I it's funny because if I don't know
what concerts on at Spark Arena, I'll guess and then
I'll google it.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, you're great and quite.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
You know.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Sometimes you see if everybody's wearing you know, like blue jeans, rms,
big belt buckles, it's a it's a country, it's a yeah,
and everyone from Christus is here. What was the dojer
cat crowded last Tuesday, young female, right, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Gaze and that would have been older and me.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
I looked out the window and because my friend was
at my place at the time, I was like, oh
my god, look at this and it was a seat
of black. Everyone was wearing black. Yeah, a black T shirt.
I'll say it was a sausage fest.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Man.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I was looking around.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I was like there, I reckon, like fifteen percent women
in and out of the bathroom, whereas like, I want
your friend, and he was like in the cues and
I was like, welcome, welcome, Welcome to life.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
What was the age of the crowd because I just
may know James Ken and the lead singer until sixty
one years.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
The drummer who is basically the hero of that band,
Like it was just amazing to watch, Yeah, sixty two.
I think it was just like anyway I would harp
one about the music because not everyone loves it, but
it was beautiful the.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Concert in the moment everyone's talking about is what you experienced.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, so you got we got an email saying this
that it is they're not a phone ban, but it
was like a no phones policy and that you can't
film with your phones. And I was like, no one's
going to listen to that. No, there's twelve thousand people here, Yeah,
and we all want to It's just a knee jerk thing. Now.
We just want to capture this moment and then never
watch it again. And I'm so bad at that. Oh

(11:54):
me too, me too, And I do it. I did
it at Metella, I do it every concert. And then
there were all these signs everywhere saying be present, be
in the now, you know the tools a bit. Oh
my god. It's like they're very but it's.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Like classy, but they like bogan hipstersles No bogan hippies.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
No, they're not happy, you're kind of happy. Is They're
just like super alternative. And then so that all these signs,
and then there was this big voiceover thing that was
like the band has asked that there is no filming.
And then they come out and they did a couple
of songs and there was no cameras and I was
like interesting. And then the lead singer Maynard came out
and he was like like, just be present with us,

(12:32):
that's all we ask. I'll let you film the last
song and I'll let you know you know, And then
you're like cool, I've got my little clip and it
was amazing, Like I was looking around all the seats
were for the whole place was sold out. Two minutes
in a rye, not a single person on their phone.
Everyone just like listening to the music. What's that like?
It was so amazing because like you were sort of like, oh,

(12:53):
this rules, yeah, and then you was listening along. There
was no distraction. And then when he said oh, he
basically said put it in your pocket and if you
don't have a pocket, shoved up your ass, right, And
didn't he say or I'll give you COVID again? Oh
you did apologize.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
He was like sorry about the whole COVID thing because
the Tool concert in twenty twenty was he.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Had COVID and it was one in the mosher.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Had cod the fourth person ever to have COVID was
at the Tool concert.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yes, and twenty twenty they were like, if you were
in the moshpur to the left of the stage, I
remember it. He was like, sos, why are we talking
about that? Yeah, so he'd said yeah, basically shoved up
your ass and at the indie said you can take
it out of your ars now you can film this one.
And then like all the screens went up and you're like, oh,
the sucks because you just.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Had two and a half hours basically without it.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, anyway, it's really giving me perspective.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Guys. Actually, okay, this morning we're going to get our
screen time. Remind you get it on a Monday morning.
I don't need that. I don't you see that ship.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Wait, but I thought you're in the now. So what
I'm doing Actually, the resflecting in this moment and it's
going to be in the You're down three percent this week,
so it was only seven hours a day.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
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Speaker 3 (14:15):
The unmoderated comments section, this is the top six well
according to Downdetective dot C a Grinder currently working without problems.
But that wasn't always the way, you know.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Wisch one of us had the app and we could check.
If you're not.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Familiar, Grinder is a homosexual dating apps now.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Kind of whatever you want it to be.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
There was a cloud Flair system of outage which affected
many apps and websites or is it Friday, yes.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yes, leading into the weekend. It's not when you want it,
you know what I'm saying. Ye know, what I'm shying.
But it's back up and running now.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
So it also took down X and chat jippt ch jippity.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I love jippity.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
It's a it's a software company, and that software underpins
thousands of websites. Like when we click on a link
here or I just clicked on the link in it
had a cloud flair thing in. It takes a second everywhere,
it's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
You flare up, yeah, not dring a flare up.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Well. The top sex things that happened when Grinder went down?
Okay is today top sex? Number sex on the list?
People said grind has gone down, and everyone said, on
who the list of the top sex? I mean that
was a set of happened before. It was a sitter.
It was a sitter.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
It almost happened before.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
You kind of that almost happened before. The joke almost happened.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Before I was like grants many.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And hitting the snose. But number five on the list
of the top six things that happened when Grinder went down.
The gays mistakenly opened the Yellow Pages thinking it was
analog grinder. It wasn't, or was it a lot of
businesses on there?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Someone call it the gay yellow pages, so funny yellow
page because the yellow Oh yeah, I just assumed everybody
knew that. To explain that joke, because all good jokes
need to be explained. Some people don't know it's yellow joke.
I got it. It's good.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
And by the way, when I say the gays, I
say it with only loving Oh yeah, you're an ally.
One's an ally.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
The majority of your friends are game at.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
This point, I seen, dude, but it was just you know,
it's a joke. Yeah, actually, that's probably be cancelable now.
I was gay bating. Yeah you were. You were Harry
styling kiss a man. I was gay bating. Yeah, stop
dating all these hot women.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah it's a guy, Harry, gotcha sake okay, Beta.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Number four on the Less of the Top Sex Things
that happened when Grinder went down. The gays somehow made
Facebook Marketplace the new hook up app. I will give
them one thing resourceful. Yeah, man, they'll find a way.
They'll find a way like life found Away andres part
Oh this signed George Michael C. D.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I'm appillable available at ten.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Ten past ten.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah at your place.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Pick Ups only Number three on the less of the
top sex things that happened when Grinder went down. Public
toilet graffiti just became handwritten. Grinder profiles, oh okay, like
old school.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
The profiles are quite heavily picture based. Well, you just
put a picture of yourself.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
On the wall. It's not really of yourself with you.
You could put that up on the water. Number two
on the less of the top sex things that happened
when Grinder went down, Gay dudes just went straight a
pinge in the They just got it. They just got
off all right. Okay, the pub had had a couple
of bees watched take away their technology. It's like when

(18:12):
kids in order you take away this cream time think
it's the same form. But okay, week straight and number
one of the lasts of the top six things that
happened when Grinder went down. Gave me and just decided
that go without for the weekend and not getting you
could even make it through. What are going to do?
Away TV? Just sit around and do nothing as come on,

(18:33):
get a grap that's get a grip.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Okay, okay, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Okay, that is to day sep sex does that?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
M Podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Twenty twenty five was the year that everyone went to Japan? Right,
that was the that was the travel destination that was predicted.
And I'll tell you what they were right on the money.
I feel like everyone this year was planning a trip
to Japan, went to Japan's been thinking about going to Japan.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Experiences in Japan and add Olsen has he just gone
back there or is he somewhere else?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
In a.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Gets around, he's going to be air points?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
What is the new call?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Like? You get to fly the plane. You get to
fly the plane because you're that you fly. It's weird
that he flies that much but doesn't know how to
fly a plane. It's actually it sort of doesn't make
sense at that point.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
So I was flicking through the Herold this morning, Congratulatencoln's company,
the company newspaper I chosen, sand I saw so many
ads for early bil ear fis for next year. Wow,
to wear anywhere?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Well, what do you mean? What were the ones? They
were Auckland, the christchworn, Where do you think they're going to?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Wells? To tell us the year where everyone's going next year?
And I'm wondering if that what she's about to stay
married up with what you've predicted? Where's the paper? Blood?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well, any good sports newsday plays a good game of.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
The wik won't they Wait? So I think they won,
but see that master are inadequacies?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Really so when at the end of the day, isn't
it Yes, this is the sound just a flicking through
the paper.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Here's one House of Travel twenty percent off great Southern.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Rail You love trains, don't you.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I've been sick since I've come out as a full
blown train enthusiast.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Have I been getting sent some content?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I've been invited to steam journeys on trains, people like.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
You can take a train year.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
There's a lot of them out there. Yeah, okay, so no,
this is mostly like cruises. Yeah cruisers.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
No, no, no, I don't think this is going to be
in there. So Travel and Leisure, you know, the website,
the magazine they named their destination of the year, the
sort of prediction, and then why they think that's going
to happen every year?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
This year we are going to.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I mean that accent could have been anything.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah, I mean, is it South America?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Is it Europe?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Brazil?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Brazil is amazing? Brazil is named Travel is Lizzia's Lesbian's
destination of the year.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Love Right, there was another Adaly, did that have any
for Brazil?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Why We've got Coba Cabana Beach. We've got a whole
bunch of beaches in the South Polar region. We've got
festivals and events, Rio Carnival and February.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yes, I'm just talking to some friends at the weekend
that are going there. And there's another ad in the paper.
But no Brazil, it's Asia. Oh yeah, Asier and Pola.
We've got Michel restaurants. Is an ad for tickets to
butter Well, that's where that's that. That's a traveled ad
for butter it's not. It's an ad for get butter

(21:49):
a supermarkets barks. Not every ad and here traveling. It's
not because there's here's a girl lazy on a lazy
boy couch. What they're saying.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Brazil's mix of beaches, festivals, food, natural wonders makes it
the stand up destination for twenty twenty six. I've never been,
you want porn, You've never been.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I would love Also, I don't know, I'd get myself
robbed or something silly though you were a gunpoint God,
We're leaving to go to Sydney today for the Worktop
and Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
It's stressing me out. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
You. I don't think you'd handle South America. It's a
bit that much. It's a bit much.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
It will be a lot not just see what happens.
You know they've got trains.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Then podcast Network plays that ends Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Every year Hinge.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I think maybe Tinder you also do this. They sort
of release a report of you know, what we've been
looking for over.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
The year and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's my first year on the apps, yes it is.
How's my experience being?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
You should get a wrapped in app? I don't Spotify stuff.
It's all in app right, am on three of them?
I'm not on him right? Maybe you should do a
breakdown of your wrapped of all the acts.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Do you know what shall I do that? I could
do that for tomorrow for the girl's only show. Very interesting,
did you see the You've got a great content idea
for tomorrow just for the girlies.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
This would be great.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
We're going to dive into my personal dating raps.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
You just said you're going to do it, and now
all the other radio stations are doing. They better not.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Also, yeah, we've got up the lazo.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I reckon all the other radio stations have not had
a dating year like I have.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
And Sisters would be a good band name for a
guy with female backup vocalist. Everybody seel free to join
the girls tomorrow when Vaughn and I are away on
a business trip in Sydney.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I've got to start practicing doing the songs. Yeah, we'll
do that later.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
You'll do that a little bit later.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I don't know if there's a rapped, but now I
really hope that there is. How many people I've liked
and how many, how many and how many?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Ah So.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
One of the things that the Hind Report reporter was
that gen Z is really struggling to open up, okay.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
When they're going on day.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's just saying that they're more hesitant than millennials to
initiate deep conversation on a first date, so they keep
it kind of surface, whereas maybe it's because we're older,
we're like, what are your goals in life? Do you
want a family? What's your financial situation?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Have you had therapy? Yeah, that's where I thought everybody
went to because they want to cut to the chase
because you know, we had lockdowns and COVID and so
even it's just like life is short. Yes, so do
you want kids or not. We've just come for our coffee.
I've known you ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, So the pandemics have affected us differently, you're right,
But with mallienials that's us we are. We missed a
bit or we missed a bunch of we're older. Yeah,
so now yeah, we're got to like we've got to go.
We've lost time. Whereas gen Z these they lost those
formative kind of going out years and so they're more shy,
makes them less confident. Having conversations with strangers is harder.

(25:08):
They say thirty five percent of all Hinge datas looking
for deeper connections, so not just your casual hook up.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Because what was hinges like unique selling point was that
it was more a thousand space maybe the lat one
thousand questions. Yeah, and they do prompts on their things.
I don't know, I'm not on Hinge because it's Latin,
or what do you tell us about the ones you're
on again? That'll be in the premium content idea that
I had tomorrow, that's going to be tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Right, I'll dove into the three apps, one of which
is Tinder, one of which is more alternative, and one
of which is for hot people in celebrities only.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
You don't know how to talk about that one, Yeah,
but I can talk about do you know who you
shouldn't know? Mute the thing?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay, you down. They're not broadcasting on the radio. You
are a little No, I press.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
This button and you're still your mic will still kept
off your little shirts? Delacious?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Okay, all turn off? Who did you see on RAYA?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
See no, I'm.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Not doing it.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Hang, I'm saying running it down. Oh, don't get her license?
He rayer license revoked. They were back, they've looped background.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Anything like them? No, no, they're not anywhere near you
don't do a Girlies wanted to want to know who
you saw on RAYA? The first one that you already know,
the guy you know famous? I wish we could talk.
Wait what happens if we talk about it? And then
I have to go back on like minga dating apps.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
The common man.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Anyway, jin Z using a lot of AI on their
hinge profiles. That's no surprise. So they're want deeper connections.
But they they're bullshit in their way with AI to
make to get conversations started generate responses to questions from dates.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
It's not going to help because you're not going to
have the actual chat in real life.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
No, I know.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Anyway, join us tomorrow for premium content where I do
my own dating rap. I feel like that was my idea.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Do you want us to wait? Nope, tough pickies. You're
getting to Sydney the.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Venn podcast network.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
So on. I was touring around. I went to Nelson,
then we went to Wellington, then went to Palm. This
is the seven Days Live tour to get two more lefts. Yeah,
christ Church and the Tron and had a great time
and beIN Hurley and I lovely comedian, great friend of mine.
Decided on Friday night after the show and Wellington, we

(27:58):
were going to head out. Okay, we're going to hit
the clubs. We went up to do the Little Secret
you know, the rooftop bar. Yes, it was too packed
and loud Friday night. No thanks, because we usually go
like a bit earlier in the dark.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, last time I was there a couple of weekends
ago and it was years. Lovely in the sun, Yeah,
lovely so we went there.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Then we went to another bar. We're sort of jumping around.
His sister was there a partner and Ben.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Hurley has a sister. Yeah. Does she just look like
Ben Hurley? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Female the dark Yeah. So and then we were like
we're like, oh, we got a sand Fran which is
like an icon of the New Zealand night scene in
Wellington and it's a comedy.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Venue and.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Bands playing there on to bands play there and so
we were like something will be on and Ben's like,
I know the bouncer, I'll be able to get us
in and did it And we get to the door
of the bouncer and he's like, good mate. Hell only
he's like can I get us all in? And the
guys like yeah, but I don't really know if it's
your scene, And hers was like what do you mean?

(29:03):
And he was like, you know what, hitt on up,
have a good time.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
We don't tell.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
You, didn't tell you. I love this tell us mixed bag.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I walk in and it is women pink gletter.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
It is a Taylor Swift dance party and I was like, gurlies.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Now. Ben Hurley has never looked more out of place
in his life. Yes, almost like a dad waiting for
his daughter to finish, but.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
He's gone to find her. That's exactly what it looked like. Gurlies,
you would have loved this. So it was a DJ
playing exclusively Taylor Swift. Everyone was dressed up in full
like sequin tiny little dresses and dancing be slah. Yeah,
I've been to one of these are the best. It

(29:53):
was super super cool, but I didn't belong there.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
But did you feel the showgirl energy entering your vananes?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Did you feel shiny and sparkly?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Did you feel empowered?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Not so much? Hang on?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Just looking for photos? Are you video proof?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Let's everyone singing. I would have actually pay money just
to have seen Ben Hurley's face. Yeah, what were what?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
We did? You have a drink?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
What did you have? They had fruit? Couple of bourbons
they did, They had fruity numbers and we got a
couple of beers.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Right, But honestly, the girlies were living like there was
I've never seen such a sea of sequins and glitter
and everything. I will say that the vibes were on.
Was being worried about coming across the little pesty Yeah,
he saw himself out to the Balcony Quick Smart.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
X Mart plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I want to hear from you, our listeners, what was
your brutal nickname? Maybe growing up or maybe it was
giving given to you by family.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Just set nickname that sticks, right, and maybe.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
It's just it's not so kind. I'm talking about this
because it has been revealed that Queen Elizabeth Ripai nicknamed
Sarah Ferguson Fergie Ferguson, not ferglicious.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
No, no, no no. Who was married to Yes, yep,
a man who can't sweat, the man who does not sweat.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
He does sweat, or he doesn't sweat, not on that day, sweat,
not on that day. Yeah, so his ex wife, right
or were they still married?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Basically, she's been stripped lower tear royals lower tear, and
now more than ever because they've both been stripped at
their title, their own making.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
The Queen Queen Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth two reportedly nicknamed her
the Duchess of deceit. Oh yeah, since she was there
like just for money and duchess of deceit the Queen.
I love that the Queen was I reckon she was
such a bit of when when you're on the right

(32:15):
side of those sorts of bitches, you're just like, that's
my bitch.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yeah, when you're against themulate at roll Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Anyway, that's a bit of a brutal one. I want
to know what was your brutal nickname? It could be
from you know, it could be Gaily smells from primary school.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Some messages and already my brother used to call me Muttley,
dog face and thunder thighs. I love them.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
My friend Clarissa who.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Okay, her nickname was Clett and when she was in
trouble or was a more formal situation, we'd call her
by her full name, Clitteris. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, I used to work with a Claudia. We called
her Chlamydia.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
That was her.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Creaky Gallian Louise's message.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Did you would think it would be creaky Galli and
Luise would be the nickname, but she said she has
red hair, so when she had long red hair, people
called her the Duchess of.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Pork after after.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
And when she had short red hair, people called it
paul In Hanson, which one I would rather be here?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
She can't win. Yeah, my dad's.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Friend was badly burnt in a house fire when he
was a kid, so his nickname was toast.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
G Why God, this is what I want, just like embarrassing,
but like brutal funny.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Okay, I'll wait one hundred dollars at Amazon number, give
us a call. You can text her as well. Nine
six nine six. What was your brutal nickname?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Some things on the show are a treat just for us,
so we can't say on here far out. We want
to know right now, what was your brutal nickname? The
Queen lovingly called Sarah Ferguson the Duchess of Deceit behind
her back. It's been revealed.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I tell you what the nicknames were getting in not
even close to that.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Oh brutal, Far more brutal to take Duchess of Deceit
any day over a lot of these. We have tried
to call a number of people and they don't want
to own up to the nicknames, and we're fine with that.
That's absolutely fine. We start someone someone's nickname was just
a vagina, a vagina.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Because a lot of it, like you said it, because
their name is Avaa. That's actually that's actually really favor
And people call me seahole because that's how it's spelled. Yeah, abby,
and people just said it was flabby or scabby. I

(34:40):
was neither that hurt. My name is Dustin and my
grandad only even referred to me as Dustin. Granddad's I
guess what When I was your age, I had to
go and shoot nacis. So yeah, take it, take its
Dustin you want. PTSD is going to be more than
a little nickname from grand man. I called my sister

(35:02):
Emma Roid like emmeroid Emma. Her name is Emma Emroid
and now shares a daughter called Remy, so I called
her Remy roydsmeroids Emid. My brother in law used to
call me chief Wigham, Chief wegam Peggy, and my dad
called me pork chop pomber. Now what is a brother
in law dishing out a savage nickname?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
For he is a brother in law if you can,
but you're not a yeah? Also, are you pig? Like?
Like do you have a flip us?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I'm a relatively okay looking gal, just used to be
a hungry, chunky hippo. But chief, come on, man, sounds
sounds like a what are your seven? Sounds like? I
was called horse when I was ten or eleven. Now
that nickname was given to me by a kid in
my class's parent.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Because I hadn't brown into.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
My teeth yet, they called me horse.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Oh my god, and now everyone wants big teeth. I've
got quite petite teeth, and I'll be quite jealous of
your teeth.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Teeth.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, like nice big you know, like the neatly Hollywood veneers.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Oh okay, it's bigger.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Really Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
For me.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
I've got small teeth, and i'd like big teeth. They
take up if they take up too much.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
You replied to horse, and say I like your teeth, horse,
you replied to horse and stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
My brother used to call me Coney Cooney. My last
name was Croton, but of course it got Scroton was
my nickname. Yeah, before I got braces, I had prominent
front teeth, and the girls at high school called me.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh, ma rapati o, ma rapity.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oma. But that's the run a. All my is run
rats rabbit. Yeah is that right? Yeah, so you're you're a.
I got called the white Kenyon because I was fast
and skinny but also very white. Okay, yeah, my friend Crystal,
sometimes we check a little hyphen on the end of
your name and it becomes Crystal Meth lovely girl, never

(36:57):
touched the stuff. Yeah, come on. My friend has cerebral
palsy and so we called her Sniper's nightmare for years.
Just sip with that one. I'm not laughing at that,
but I mean were she called it, because if she cried.
When you say that's really bad, you should stop.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Imagine.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Imagine.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
So at school, my friend's clocked that I have big
hands for a girl. So I got the nickname shovels,
and shovels a nickname. Yeah, but it began shovels.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Now, I've actually asked this person to elaborate further. I
don't know. Let's see if they've replied, did this happen?
My dad named me pig tits, and I said why
did he do that? And they said, I don't know.
Maybe I looked like them, but I was only seven.
Pig tits.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Come in here, pick tits.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Because you like bull tits. You'd says useless tits on
a bos you're saying it never says us tis.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Um, this one literally says I know you won't be
able to read this out. My sister called me three
very offensive things. They say them yeapeep beep when we
were kids. Turns out she was spot on an all
three brilliant college I spilled choup and milk down the
front of my shirt. It is called milky TETs for
the rest of the time.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Milki ttsh So good.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
My brother had a stroke when he was in his
thirties and knind of use one side of his body,
and his mates called him wobbly Bob. Wobbly Bob in
his thirties, and people are like, oh, this is a
great opportunity for a nickname Bob. Yeah, we cry, Yeah,
you know what I mean. Yeah, this person's name is
Sean tal They got called Sean Telephant, Sean Telephant.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Telephants so funny. It is pretty good. Like, it's actually
pretty funny, isn't it. But it's terrible. It's also terrible. Yeah,
are you filtering my nickname?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I'm just going to read this one. It's longer and
I was trying to get a quick take on it,
but I'm just going to read it. Why is it bad?
My nickname is Rubes short for Ruby. When I was
a teen, I miss spelled it once when I was
trying to trying to spell Rubes. The only issues that
rubs was what came out of it and my best mates.
It would be funny to tell everybody they caught me
that because I was a chronic. Oh to this day,

(39:16):
I still get called rubs.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
It's this is really clever. Worked with a guy that
was born with half an ear, so we called him
eighteen months one and a half years. Even if that's
not sure, it's very funny. It's very funny.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
My brother's nickname was Durkin because he was the only
brother that was circumcised in his family. Oh, Durkin like girkin,
durkin d u r k I n durkin.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Is it a foreskin reference? You think we've got a
type I do you think they meant girkin? No, it's
an Irish. He was circumcised and or the rest of
his brothers were like girkins. Is no full skin on
a gurkin?

Speaker 3 (40:01):
It depends on the.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I don't often peel back the skin on the girkin
before I.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Never really thought about it.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yeah, does a does a girkin have a full skin?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
No, it's not skin. It doesn't have an extra because
it's the retractable nature of this. So that's why they
would be called. If we can get a follow up
on that, on that, Dirk, if we can get a
DRK and follow up, please, you might have to pop
back and visit that in the out of three two, Oh,
we can get a follow.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I had short curly hair, so they caught me pubes.
Why was he called Dirk?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
And just in case, just in case, they've set the
text and then you know, for some reason they're away
from the radio, maybe they arrived at their destination.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Or we've got sausage fingers. We've got a boner.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Because somebody got a Yeah, that's a classic. I used
to get.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Called Nancy because you take the wire and it becomes
an it becomes an anagram for no chin, or it
becomes an endagram for no ankles, no churn ah.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
A girl I went to school with us called Chloe
and she had a big noise. Been called a clinia.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Leave it after the kids plays it ends fletch forn
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You guys done any Christmas shopping?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
None? We're not doing anything this year.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
We're doing a donation to variety in z my family.
That's nice, that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Lots of people going hungry this Christmas.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
And were going to chip into a kitch and do
one one big donation on behalf of the sprows.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah that's really cool.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well we want for nothing, you know.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I like that. Yeah, we buy ourselves our own thing.
It's just going to be like junk. Yeah, that's the
last thing I needed in my life. It's more junk.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah, but fletch what you're probably just buying yourself business
classicus to wherever you go in the Yes, alongside his donation,
you won't even know thatfoites his carbon should I want
to see them trees. That's like donations at the supermarket.

(42:06):
They're just text, right, they're writing off text to that
they're the only ones winning out of that and the
charity and they a little bit, but they get to
look like the good guys and Dodger.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I just remember that this festive season. Just remember the
tax department this festive season. Yes, went for a.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Shot because I didn't black Fridays not till this Friday.
What he's saying has already No, everybody started sales.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
They do it for like the month. Now it's blown.
It's blown out.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Okay, I'm not complaining about it.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
I like it. There's some deals out there, there are deals,
wheels and deals.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I took and he needed my thirteen year old I
needed a new pair of dogs, so we went shopping.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Good God also taking a teenager shopping for dogs. That's
a journey in itself.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
If she'd been like a kid, it would have been sweet.
Or if she was like an old lady who wanted
floral togs. Some of them has had that covered every
floral design you can imagine on a pair of dogs.
But she said, there's in this middle zone of that
where we get. We found some in the end that
would you know how much seventy nine dollars, Yeah, down

(43:13):
from ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Pair of dogs. One piece was like one hundred and
fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I actually saw a sign at the weekend in a
changing room and it was like you must leave on
your undies.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yes, And I took a phone on it, and.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I was like, I wonder if we could just sell
a little pole on that, because I don't think if
you're trying on undies or somewhere.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
You've got different genitals to us. You want to know.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I just don't think regardless walking around, we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Have sweaty ginnies. Yeah, but we have been known to
leave a trace. Yeah, it's why I know. It's I
don't think any genital should be touching any tomes on neither.
But you know, if you're going to try something on,
you want to know that it fits. I always pull
my undies like proper like, so it's just the little
bit covered right, trying to pull it down to see
what they actually look like on. But insane taking teenagers shopping,

(44:04):
Oh I bit yuck.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Oh no, I need to go to the mountains. But
they're not hard to buy for and they're not like,
you know, we want this, we want this.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It was just I've got great ones.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Thanks and noticing teenagers they were they were great. It
was just like it was.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I was just shopping. Don't you eat it.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Famously hated Shane is a weird age because you're not
you're not a you're not in the woman woman woman areas.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, but you're definitely not a kid.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
And also she was like, I want these things from
glass Ons and I was like, okay, you.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Really hit the ons of glass Ons.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Say that again, classss and Helen one of these things
and I was like, oh, those are for Christmas. And
then when home and she was wearing them and I
was like, those not for Christmas, and she's like, can
I just have them now? And I was just like,
but then Christmas is I suppose so? But then you're
gonna have nothing to open on Christmas. And she's like,

(44:58):
we're going to give more stuff for Christmas. She played, yeah,
you got played, and then got played.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I was like, you can't give it.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Buy a kid closing and put them away for Christmas?
Close clothes. Yeah, dilemma anyway, man, I guess you're buying
more things for Christmas. Christmas.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
The v N podcast network plays z Ends flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I want to know where you were taken on a
date that was maybe a little out of the ordinary,
shocked you, surprised you because a woman has shed She was.
She lives in East London and was chatting online with
a guy having a great bloody time getting on. She said,
she reckon it was a perfect guy, right, he listens,
he's kind, he's attractive, he's lovely, taking us on a

(45:46):
trip all around London.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
So absolutely going.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Well, she's excited we're going on a date. And he's like, okay,
I'll organize this a little date. I'll come and pick
you up to little loo. He picks her up, takes
her like they took like a car park. It's like
we're gonna go for a little walk and she's like,
my god, this is so cute little walk and talk.
And instead of it being like a local park or anything,
it's a graveyard.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Fascinating in London. I know it could be a really
old graveyard with some historic grade. Yeah, yeah, you to
read what people died of.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
So turns out the band T shirts he was wearing
weren't just sort of a fashion thing. This is his
ends up being like a quite a gothy, kind of
like full medal guy, and he thought this was a
great date idea and kind of became like quite obsessed
with the graves and the lives of the dead. I
think she was just like, that's not kind of what
I thought we was. You know, I thought you're gonna

(46:41):
be like a fun guy. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
She went around.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
She said, she did her best to absolutely like try
to get a hit into it and like try to
see what he got, you know, the joy out of it,
but it was actually just really quite dark, and so
it revealed to her that perhaps that they weren't as
compatible as she originally fought.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I love this okay, Well, oh wait, hundred dance at
em as the number you can take through nine six
nine sex. Where did they take you on a date
that was weird? Odd, bad, hilarious? We asked this on
Instagram and here are some of the responses to the
ball rolling roll that Jim said. I got taken on
a date to pick Apart in Christitch to give a

(47:20):
new winger. I do love a pick apart though.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Did they let you pick the part though? Or do
they get you take it for you?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
You just say, because it'd be more fun if you
could rip the mirror off.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You'd let the professionals. Do me a go, give you
a go.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I'm picking a part. The first day with my now husband,
he took me to an adrenaline forest and a twenty
minute hierarchy. Yeah, she said, they're.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Married now, so I must have must have worked.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
But see, what is it? We talked about it a
while ago. If you do something with someone on a
date that makes a memory, you you more likely to
be into them.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
If you go on a.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
You go like maybe something adrenaline, like you bungee jump
with someone, you're going to remember that.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
It's a bit of because you're trauma bonded, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Immediately trauma bond Yeah, yeah, this is an interesting one.
He took me to Victoria's Secret what on the first
day of the bold move and he's going.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
To lingerie whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
How would you feel if somebody on the you're on
the abs this time for the first time in ages.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
It feels presumptuous, but it's inexpensive that you only had
some raggedy old.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Like old bond sticking out of the top. There torn jockeys.
He took me to the river, not on a spot
where everyone goes, a random secluded hole where I felt
sure I would spend the rest of the turnit. God,
oh god, that's so terrifying.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
In the bottom of the river. I just wanted to
look at the eel. You're probably be very nice spot.
Please don't murder me with the eel.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Okay, well, I want one hundred times at him as
the number. Keep your texts coming in as well. Nine
six nine Sex.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Where is the weird person someone took you on a day,
the weird place, sorry, the weird place someone took you
on a day. The weird place was that someone took
you on a date. There was a girl online. Everything's
going well, take you for a walk. It's a graveyard.
He's a bit dark and Gothy didn't work out.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
We know it's a no from me Zin. Good mornings
in good morning?

Speaker 6 (49:31):
How are we today?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Really good things? So where did you end up on
a date?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
So Lea and my.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Now husband actually needs in the Fear Factory in Queenstown.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I love that place.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I've never been in a walk plast every time in Queenstown.
One day I did a whole Queenstown holiday, you know,
the science of sound, the fields, and then fear Factory
was a highlight.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
So I loved it. What happens in there? Is it
like do people try to ski you or something? It's
all dark.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Hey, yeah, it's terrifying. So I said to her mom.
I was like, we'll go Minigols, We'll do fear Factory.
It'll be great. He was like yeah, yeah, okay, not
realizing it's actually terrifying and he refuses to go back.
Now it was fun on the day.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah, yeah, And do.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
You know what you get to cling to the person
as well, don't I.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Zin?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Thank you our friend. Where did you end up on
a date? Hi? I ended up on a day at
age rye crusty, dusty paddock in the middle of his.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Parents' farm, just to watch him ride his goddamn motorbike. Now,
by the sound of your boys, there wasn't a second date,
or you're married to him now and he still does it. Yeah,
twelve years later he still does resary and my children
do the same shit.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
How many times you've been to A and E frien.
He's had three split livers, so we've been there quite
a bit.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
You've only got one liver. I don't think she's split
more than once.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Is it from Is it from motivate accidents?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Scout your liver?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Oh no, jeezus jeezu also winning, because then when when
the motocross, it's just muddy and everything's wet and muddy
and cold, and then in summer is dusty, dusty, dry
dust year.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
And it's all the same ship.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Well, ye, you're right, I promise.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, yeah, oh that's great friend.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Thank you some messages And where did you end up
on the On the date, I was taken to a
drug deal, which happened to be in my work car park.
We went via his ex girlfriend's house to check out
her car. We never made it to a second date,
as he ended up in jail for theft of a vehicle.
The girlfriend's ex girlfriends won. What she okay wild I
was taking to a pet store. Is actually one of

(51:50):
the fun estates I've ever been on. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
The guy took me in to Mass for our first date.
He was right into it, told me it was a
surprise and everything.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
You're Catholic Mass, you've got to find out if they're
into what you're into. So I just sort of I
reckonized have a little chat because if she's not like
part of the Catholic church. When they do the part
they go up to get the bread and the wine,
he'll be I'll be back and he leaves it. Yeah,
makes a good lion stand behind him. But God knows what.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
If didn't tell him, it burst into flame.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
I walked past the church just the other day and
I felt a bit warm. Can bust Yeah, okay, combustable.
I got taken on a date to a kindergarten, whereas
pet peg had been rehomed in their farm yard animal area.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
He's like, I doesn't want to see how pigs doing, which.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Apples to feed it. It bit me and I needed
medical attention. Pegs bite really really hard. They do it
famously disposing human bodies. They can digest everything except the
hair and the teeth. How does he know that? Stop
asking so many questions? And one of my flesh, more
than one of animals, did not seek further date, Yeah, fear, fear,
fair enough.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
The brothel I haven't seen. I've got taken to a brothel.
On my first we were talking about how much we
both enjoyed a game of pool, but there was nowhere open.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Late on Tuesday told me he knew a place. We
walked on.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I realized it was the only it was a brothel,
but he knew all the girls by name as well.
Oh good, Oh.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Wow, Sarah Table, Crystal, Crystal, Saire. My fiance is a
pilot and our first day, he took me up in
Assessa and we flew around Port Charmers and darned and
it was amazing. I mean, that's awesome, But if you're
scared of flying, that would absolutely well. On a second date,

(53:31):
he blindfolded me and when he took it off, we
were at a skydopen place. So now that's going on
a plane and jumping out of it. Oh wow, okay
that could You'd have to know. Date with my now
husband was downhill mountain biking in France. I came off
and broke three ribs.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
It's a great first day.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Wow. My ex took me to his ex in laws
baby Mama's home for noodles while they were out of town.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Should have been a red flag.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
However, I went on to become baby Muma number two
for noodles.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
So he took into his x's house.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Well they weren't home, did they know, But did they
have a lot of noodles or something? Did they have
like like a pantry of noodles? And he's like, well,
my first date was in hospital. We matched on turned
to schedule a weekend brunch date. Then I broke my legs.
So he just came to the hospital room and staid, cute, yes,
a little bit on that one.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
This is still together. They're married, get married please, Oh
my god, that's so cute.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I can see what this person previously messaged in about
their husband was the one that got charged with the
salt with the firearm at age sixteen for shooting some
trick or treaders with the paintball gun during Halloween mischief.
Now as I remember that same guy that came to
the hospital room, do you think or this was a date?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
No, it doesn't give the same energy. Well, we'll need
a follow up there from that text some more messages in.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I know someone who went on a date with a
guy who showed up with his music absolutely blaring. She
went to get into the aaren had to put rubbish
off the front seat to set up. Dude's do a
quick plane then, I mean wretch coming from you, But yeah,
sure I'd do a quick claim you would. Then he
drove her all the way to rag On for a picnic,
handed her a container of noodles and a thermas of
hot water so she could make for herself.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Did she get the noodles from the house number one noodles?
I would be careful, Rachel.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Your friend might be baby number mama number number three Yeah,
one two.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
We need an update from six one sex. I need
to know if hospital date became a bigger thing.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Yeah, refreshing messages refreshing messages. Just had a flashback, remember
of lots of noodles. But what's it called? Then that
text needed a bit of an eder still waiting on that. Okay,
what do you what? I reckon?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Not together. The only thing as well is when you're
in those hospital gowns, you're not allowed to wear a bra,
and my boobs of display. I'd feel a bit sort
of flopped to the sign yeah, And then I know
one looks great in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Gown and I haven't got any makeup on my ex
sec me to the barracks and the army camp for
him to do his washing while I sat on the bed. Well,
I obviously did something because now he's baby daddy baby Yeah.
Is he currently partnered baby daddy or is he baby
daddy baby daddy? Anyway, we haven't heard from well did.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
To usum podcast network, lay ms flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Hey, we've heard him six one six follow up. This
was the date that was in the hospital room. We
had a bedside smooch. But after a year of dating
he had another girlfriend. All along. It was actually a proper,
proper efforts to go to for.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
A side piece when he would come and see.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
So we had the girlfriend when he came to her
in the hospital. That is not the result we want
to That's not where I thought that story was going.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Well. Right now, it's time.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
For Fact of the Day. Day day day, day, do
do do do do do do doo doo doo.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Well, if you loved calendar week, oh my god, do
you want a coffee fletch, I'm gonna pop off.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
You are gonna love temperature Week because it's temperature week
here in Fact of the Day.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Bear in mind when Vaughn and I are away on.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Our business trip in Sydney tomorrow, Hayley, you will have
to carry on Temperature Week.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I got you a really good one for tomorrow. So
I'm doing okay, I'm doing the Top six, and I'm
doing Fact of the Day next week and tomorrow, and
I've got an intro.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I'm feeling a little bit of resentment that you're not
on the work trip to Sydney. I would have loved
a trip to Sydney.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I would have loved a little sassuurren to Sydney with my.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
I never watched Fallout.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Fallout is one of the best top things I have
observed and it was would be a privilege to.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I don't know a single thing about it.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
All right, Well it's temperature Week.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
You're gonna be delving into different facts about temperature and
today thermometers, you know, mercury inside thermometers, Yes, the little
silver things. And when you'd break a thermometer when you
were a kid and you didn't know you'd touch it
and then you find out it's really bad. I just
remember being yelled at my mum about never breaking it,
or and the science teacher as well, being quite serious

(58:25):
about that mercy. Yeah. Well, oh have you ever taken
your cat or dog to the viet and they stick
at the little thing in their bot bot?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Yes, they're attle. It's such a fun little stark Okay.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
It's just like I'm always just like, oh, and it
always makes me feel there must be a better way
to do it. Now, we've got the temperature guns.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Yeah, we had those in COVID. But they were awesome,
lasered your fore here. You couldn't get into Mecca if
you were two degrees.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Oh my god, that's right.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I justn't just here for a bloody mimosa.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Yeah. They so they would shoot the cat and the
the a specific part, or it's just easier than putting
it in their mouth.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I don't know if you've just joined us.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Were talking about thermometers, Well, mercury isn't, did you know?
Because mercury cannot measure below negative thirty nine degrees celsius
because it freezes.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
That's mercury's reason. Okay, were is negative third below thirty nine?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
What use your words? Where's okay? So in a natural
in a natural situation, it would be the likes of
Antarctica or the Arctic can get below I've heard.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
That that's balmy these days and we should consider it. Well,
join us later in the week for factive the.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Temperature where we will be touching on on Antarctica and good,
But the mercury freezes at negative thirty nine, meaning if
you just had an outside thermometer, it wouldn't be able
to go down any further.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
It would go hard.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Okay. Galliston was another one that they used to use,
and it's it's worse the mercury because it freezes earlier.
It freezes solid that negative nineteen degrees. But it wasn't toxic,
so it was easier to work.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
However, guys, on.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
No, it sticks to glass as well, so when the
temperature would go down and the gallaston would just kind
of like kind of stick to the glass and slowly
fall down the gravity. So it was a schmary, whereas mercury,
as we know, if you've ever flipped it across the day,
we don't. You don't do that, but if you're did,
it's a fast mover. Yeah. Yeah. There are a whole
lot of other ones that are really good for it.

(01:00:32):
The one that they said would be best for it
is a mercury thallium alloy, a mixture of the two,
and it could measure colder. It can measure down to
negative eighty degrees celsius.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I don't want to be anywhere that's that cold.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
However, neither horrendously toxic and will mount the glass over time. Okay, okay,
So that's why we use morvid, that's why we use mercury,
because of the mercury freezes. Yeah, you know, it's below
negative thirty nine, and I don't think you'd be able
to tell the difference between negative at that point anymore,

(01:01:06):
just slowly turning into it an ice block. Yeah. Yeah.
So today's fact of the day is if you have
a mercury thermometer. You can't measure below negative thirty nine
degree celsius.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Fact of the day, day day day, day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Do do do do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Needwork plays It ends flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Christmas is imminent, team and that is time to celebrate
with some laughter and some cheer and some joy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Joy to the world.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Chris Park is here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Yes, Stinging show everyone, Drama kids, get together, Drama kids
ones more than enough.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
I didn't realize you were here with a couple of scrooges.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Naughty boys need to be visited by the ghosts of
their Christmas pat and find that yule Tide spirit, which
I think you'll find is pretty gay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
It's pretty acc Now you're hosting the best Christmas comedy
show on Earth twenty eighth November.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
It's Scar City Theater, home of Comedy and Casinos.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
You can have it all ready and base your bets
on who will make you laugh the most. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So who's in the who's in the in the fantastic lineup?
I'm in it. I'm hosting it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
And then you know, just your classics, just your absolute
a comedy royalty.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
No, don't you dare even Google no, Ray O'Leary. We're
talking Henry Yan, We're talking Courtney Dawson, Janey, Henry Brindley,
stint what goes on? And by that I mean I
don't know the Ghost of Billy Teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
James masterpicks in there, in there fantastic. I mean, you
did well, that's too Slipbridge One comedy Gala. I mean,
it doesn't get better than that. I've done the best
comedy show on Earth, and it's so great. It's like
it's like the big comedy gala they do every year,
but way looser. I reckon. Yeah, yeah, at the end
of the year.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
So everyone's just sort of like, let's just go for it.
Let's take some rest, let's throw some punches, throw some
Christmas punches.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Are you going to do some Christmas based comedy while
you know me?

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
I have a couple of Christmas tales. Yes, Namely, I
worked as a more center for a couple of years.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I've shown you guys, we've got too young to be
a more sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
It was thin and twenty, you know, I Laurence oliviated.
You know, there was a lot of prosthetics going on.
There was padding, and there was a you know a
spirit that that kind of you saw through. You know,
this isn't a twenty two year old twink, this is
a jolly old man.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
My favorite was that you had to get ridy you
do to.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Yeah, and I also did the Harvey Norman Christmas as well.
That's where I saw Center And Yeah, there was a
there was a miss unfortunate moment where my Santa outfit
was in the toilets. I got changed in there and
then I sort of left my clothes in there, and
then someone thought, whose clothes are these?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
I'm doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
I'm doing the three hour shift on the seat and
then so someone comes in takes my clothes away. So
I go back to get changed. I take all my like,
get the Center suit off me. I'm sort of half centered,
half Chris Parker realized my clothes aren't there. So then
I find myself sort of running through Harvey Norman bed
and tiny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Little legs, being like anyone's in my clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
And then that's a nice price. Kids are listening sometimes
Santa Sen's helpers help us to represent them at the Moor.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
By help us, we mean drama school graduate graduates looking money.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Yeah, didn't were you ever called out when when there
was a kid there, like when that was appearance.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Really, yeah, he's so skinny.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
Like Santa looks snatched, and Santa looks like he could
be cast in something. I'm a child casting agent, and
I would have put Santa in a cutting edge drama
or shorten the street.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
That was sort of what do you what are you
doing for Christmas this year? Big Family?

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
Well, yeah, I mean Christmas is a crazy time because
like in the lead up, it's like, you know, I'm gigging,
you know, and I don't want to be, but I'm
out there spreading some joy. So I'm also doing a
comedy dance show with Dinah Mootion and that's right up
into the lead up to Christmas, and then that finishes,
and then I'm just gonna you know, unwine, are you and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Husband Michael Michael hosting? Have you ever hosted Christmas years?
I'm so ready to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
However, we live in a sort of like child unfriendly apartment.
You know, We've created the perfect ecosystem for two gay
men to thrive in, but it is not a great
space for children. They bonk their and we have to
take all our art down because it is sexually explicit,
and so you know it's terrible. So no, we travel.

(01:06:08):
We're going you know, it's either up north or down
in christ Yeah, we're.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Going up with us Christmas lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Do you do gifts because the sprows we've stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
That's sad, isn't that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
No, it's not. It's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
We're child free family, yeah, grandchildren free.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Absolutely, person absolutely sloppy fail.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
You didn't have to do a whole bottle of gin.
Oh my god. But do you do gifts as a
family or do you seecret stand because your family you'reso
the family my.

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Side, we're actually gone so like Swiss family, Robinson styles
on it, and it's so feel good. So we do
a Christmas Oh sorry, everyone's gonna be like, I hate
this family. But we do a Christmas decoration creation sort
of competition, which you'd love that. That sounds like a
bit of your exactly on Christmas Day. Yeah, I know,

(01:06:58):
you're on Christmas Day. So you spend the lead up
to Christmas making your decoration, and then on Christmas and
then it's sort of like a Snatchy Sanda situation where
you're a bit of fag and you pull out like
a horrific decoration, and then this person who sort of
made it. You sort of watch them as they sort
of smile, but as everyone kind of goes what is that,

(01:07:18):
the tears sort of brem in their eyes. And then
and then you can steal each other's decorations and it's
a lot of fun and with's a lot of creativity,
and I like celebrating creativity at Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
You know, it's not just about horrible. It's the end
of going home with a suitcase full of jarm.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
But the thing is, Michael and I Christmas tree, Like
I want our Christmas tree to be filled with horrific decorations.
And we don't have kids, so we'd have to be
creating the bad decorations.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
And this macaroni and sort of like paper chain.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
But now I'm getting decorations from my darling twenty nine
year old sister who can't do crafts, and they're on
my Christmas tree and my mum is horrific making decorations.
So someone's like the horrible little centers on my tree
now and they're like who made that? And I'm like
my mom, my mom.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Recently, members of your family are medicated in somewhere or another.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
On record four it's unknown. We say Chris has Chris
is one of four and there's two of each kind. Yeah,
really like Chris has a sister who is a Chris
two point two point zero.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yeah, it's an absolute blast. Well, Best Christmas Comedy, Christmas Comedy,
Best Christmas Comedy comedy, Cracker Comedy comedy, dot Co door Inzi.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah, that Sky City Theater on the twenty eighth of November,
and a Christmas Crisis is from the tenth to the
twentieth of December.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
That's a dying emotion. Where's that happening?

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
A Q Theater Q in the heart of the city.
Have a strolled down in Queen Street and come to
the theater.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Avoid the homeless people and all the people urinating.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
And have a trying to get rid of them, aren't they. Well,
good luck and love topped up in your secrets.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
We'll bring them into our show.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
You'll open your Christmas Then you're like, well, this isn't
a decoration, this is a person. Yeah, the government wanted
rid of them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Well, my love to the family to yours as well.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
You boys, find some sense joy this joy in your hearts.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
The ZENM podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
What's going on?

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Zenms, Fledged Vorn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Hailey, Silly Little Pool.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
It is so silly, silly, silly that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Silly little pool, silly poo, silly Today's.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Silly little polets all thanks to Metcalfe. Start your day
rolling with delicious coffee and the silly Little Poles. Have
you decided on a New Year's resolution yet? Now? This
may come as somewhat of a shock to you, but
a recent study has found that as few as eight
percent of people achieve their goals by the end of
the year.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
The resolution I knew my news resolutions can be just
gonna get to Christmas next year as well, twenty six right,
so every year all we're doing is Christmas. Yeah, you
just get through to Easter, and you just get through
to Queen Kingsbirthday.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Break, yeah, and then my birthday, Christmas and then just
so Apparently, the most common reasons for failure include too
many news resolutions.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
I also think like too vague years, get fit. You're like,
what does it look like for you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I do you know? I think I've decided this year
because I always make resolution never work. Twenty twenty five
are supposed to be my year. Hey, the hides have
been high and the loads have been like the highs
have actually been super high. You're right for some reflective perspection, perspective, reflective, perfective.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
I call it reflects for them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I decided this year I'm going to make a little lost.
I'll be working on it gently of more of, less of,
so next you go, I want more.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Of this, of that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
It's a resolution more weekends at home, right, less of
drinking every day. Right, but you know what I mean.
But you're going to be home, you know, yeah, crack one,
but just it's more. It's a bit more like painting
a picture. I'm going to do a marathon because no.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Seven percent of people have decided on New Year's resolutions.
Thirty percent said not yet, and sixty three percent said
I don't plan on making.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Any fair enough, we're just trying to survive. We're all
just trying to survive.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Crazy. You talk about New Year's resolution when January was
somehow two months and also two years ago, says Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
I know this. Yeh has flowing that sort.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Of perfective recerspective, pacific, inflictive, perfective. I think we'll win
her the coffee vctually the game. Yeah, Met Cafe got
a fifty dollars Met Cafe voucher for you. Yeah. Some
other feedback, Jaden said, I just se it much smaller,
more achievable goals throughout the year, rather than sitting a
resolution that will definitely be given up one by January fourth.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
That's nice. It's so nice doing it. And may January
the fourth be with you looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I always, I actually don't mind when people fall off
their resolutions because it makes a gym a bit quieter. Yeah,
you know, at the moment there's only two stair. Everybody
is at the gym at the moment because they're realizing
that summer is like imminent. Yeah it's here, man, Yeah,
Dream says, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Also, this person replies to the silly little pole all
the time, I've never had a definitive on how to
pronounce the name Hell, but it's on the in jerream dream.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
I think we'll say jeramm.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
I can't even commit to a week of no take out.
I am't resolving ship in January. Violence is having all
Birthday and Christmas shopping done before October.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Oh that's the news.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Resolution matts is it's the same every other year, and
I foiled two weeks into it every other year, Yeah,
I tripped it. I put myself first enough of everybody
else's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
That yeahs for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Preaty says, Muma's already perfect, no resolutions needed, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I can't argue with that. I'm happy with it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Crazy that people will wait until New Year's to make
a change, says, come high and mighty.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
That came across a bit high and mighty. Come I
don't know if kind that comes across a little high
you meaning that we could just like improve ourselves at
any moment during the year, But are gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Wake for January first?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
And if I miss it, then I miss it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Yeah? Kidding me, I, Mason said, I don't plan on
making one. My current plan is just to survive. Yeah,
I just have to make it to Christmas twenty thirty five,
make it Christian ten years, thirty three weeks pregnant. My
year will be surviving a toddler and a baby. That's
all I can resolve to come to terms with. Danielle said, Honestly,
you can't make this shit up that my life throws

(01:13:51):
at me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
So who am I to plan for it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Jeepus, Well, that sounds like someone that's had a great
year like you, guys year want to remember.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Someone's rolling in the thriving well.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
We asked if you've made your New Year's resolutions yet,
and sixty three percent of you don't plan on even
making one. Well, congratulations to you podcast listen.

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