Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - November 25th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Fletchbarn and Haley on ZDIM this morning. Boys away, girl, shit,
let's go girls.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
We've got producer Carmen and produce A.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Shannon on the mics today because the boys are in
Sydney at the fall Out Premier.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yere, yes, did you see worn socials? Okay, let's address
this you. Why did you give him the social logan?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Because I didn't want to have to do stay up
and wait for him to send me stuff, right, So
I sent him the log in and I have regretted
it deeply and I will be making sure he logs
out as soon as.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
He is back. The esthetic is not great. He posted
a plate of food that he'd eaten. Who cares?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, look well yeah, we'll get him signed out of
there pretty soon. But yeah, it's just the girly show today.
I will pink shows and a pink shirt. And I
was like, is this anti feminist?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh am? I am? I giving myself my own pink tax,
you know what I mean? I think we're doing it
on our own accord.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's a reclamation. I think Barbie taught us to reclaim pink.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yes, yes she did. And also I'll be trying to
say some of the songs.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
But Shannon, I think you need to go into the
song and I'll come out of that.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Well, you know that challenge where you put your arms
behind your back and you pretend to be someone else,
there will be a dream. I think we just kind
of play that this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay. I love this, So we're gonna start off with Ray.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
We'll hang on, hang on, hand I do some tezy wheezy, okayezy.
Because Top six has to be me. The fact of
the day has to be me. I've got to do
all the promo.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Your shoulders are gonna be sore. Well.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Top six Today we're addressing the fact that I said
at a boys house last night, and I have noticed
a benefit that maybe I will make part of my
daily life. So I've got the tops. I'll tell you
what that is, and I'll give the top six the
reason the Top six are the benefits of.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Sleeping overnight at a boy's house. Love that. But next
to the show, Justice for Shannon is the brain.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
You wanted to talk about something yesterday and Fletch Popo
because he said it was far too silly.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, and here I am pressing the buttons. So we're
going to talk about it next.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Play z Ens Fletch onornon Haley Girls Only Show today
because the boys are in Sydney doing a business thing
apparently eating, hanging out doing nothing. But yesterday, Shannon, you
pitched a break that you wanted to talk about on
air and Fletch it was far too silly.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, he just doesn't get it. I'm really big into
big animal news.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
You are.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
We've got the gay set, gay sheep, cute raccoons now
because raccoons my evolution. Yesterday I saw that lions have
been proven to have accents.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Now we're talking so across Africa.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
They found that based on the areas they are, the
lions raw differently and they have fully different dialects.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Listen, this is a show for supporting women, supporting women, But.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
This is silly.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I just like to think about why they have different accents.
And you love South Africa and you love the South African.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Accent well, and as someone who is local and grew
up around the lanes, I would have been able to
tell which region these it's getting worse.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Actually, can you give us some examples of accents? Some
only the white ones. I don't want to get canceled
on my first show.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, you know you don't. You just want me to
vocalizer as if I was there. Well, how do they
tell the difference?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like, do you know how they're like how they're can
differentiate from one accent to another.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I think it's like the twang of it. Some of
them have like a southern drawl.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh okay, this is like a brah you know why
did they did they record these and sort of have
a little listen and go okay, that means they're from
this region.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean it makes sense, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
And they said that when other lions, when they put
them together, they get a bit confused from each other.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
They have to like learn each other's accent.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Like, so, I'm so sure, can you slow down a
little bit. I can't quite understand what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, Well, like when you go to a different country
and you have to pull up Google Translate, the lions
have to do that too.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Do you know what these lions need as the new
Apple EarPods?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh, now you're talking because they translate, don't they?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, they do, and it would like and when you
watch a court and like, oh the UN not the court.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
When you watch a court, when you watch the UN
and they their headphones on, this is what we need
for the lions with live translations.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I mean surely this is actually because it helps the
lions tell who's from their pact and her isn't right?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, definitely, I.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Mean you know you didn't think about that once? Oh yeah, cute. No, no, no,
they're definitely. I mean, like, don't dolphins already do this? Yeah,
they all have their own songs or something that they
say that I'm from this community and you're also part
of this community.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You're not a threat to me. You are my family.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
You're all like, don't share me, I'm your sister, sister.
Because they were gonna have weird and bred looking dolphins,
I feel like maybe like, hang on, I'm going to
have a look. Do all animals have accents, because like
we're imagining.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
It, like, hello, I'm a lying from the left. Yeah,
Hi there, I'm alarmed from over here. No, not all.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Animals have accents, because most species rely on genetically imprinted vocalizations,
but many that exhibit vocal learning. Do show regional variations
in their sounds where can be considered accents, including sperm whales, dolphins, songbirds,
which can develop unique vocal dialects based on their social
groups and geographic locations. So it is regional. They're like

(05:38):
the like Invercago, New Zealanders, who are the only people
in our country that have an accent. Yeah, and it's
intense as well. Why wouldn't someone in the north have
an end? Like I don't understand the in Vicago thing.
How did the m vicargoar accent happen?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
How am there this weekend? So I'll hear lots of errors?
Why are you going down to the Chicago I was
just there were We're talking about it later on the
show A Bridesmaid this weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
The ZNN podcast network lay z NS flesh Worn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Boys away today so it's a girl's only show. Producer
girl is in the in the studio with me. Smells nicer,
it does.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
And we haven't even had to light We haven't had
to light a candle because sometimes when we come in
here it's a bit like wafty. Yeah, there's definitely a
linger and we light a candle? How many days away
from Christmas are? But well we are.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I've got this on my phone because I've got a
count of twenty three days or twenty four days away
from our break.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, well it's a month till Christmas. Today it's the
twenty first. That's a month till Christmas.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Well, I mean, I feel like Christmas isn't always a
happy time for people because it kind of marks the
end of another year and.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
For some people. You know, that's crazy, man, that's so
crazy man.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
But really a great article some relationship therapists and we
don't want to get Morgan on the show, but she didn't.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
She kind of like left us on red.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, she's like busy doing a photo shoot or something,
just being like sex ologists or something.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Like changing the world and helping women are in whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
But relaship therapist about how to navigate love and loneliness
this holiday season because a lot of people may be
like me, single for the first time time. To reflect
on the end of the year, that was maybe some people.
You know, you're all surrounded by your best friend and
her husband, and then your sister and her and you're
just sitting there thinking, why does no one love me?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Why am I such a dog?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
So some questions that people have been asking over the
holiday season, should you date just to avoid.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Feeling lonely or just to get some extra gifties? Well,
it is cuffing season, that's what they say. Remind me
cuffing season because it feels horny.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
It is just locking someone down ahead of the season,
just so you've got someone to take to all these events.
You're getting the presence you've got someone and then see
your right after.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Undoing the cuffs and letting them free into the world.
That's not a bad idea. So they say that the
holiday is highlighting to giveness. Obviously heightens loneliness for those
people that are alone. So some people solely date to
escape this loneliness or they cuff them. As I'm learning
from our gen Z producers here, right, They say that
this is not a solid foundation for a real relationship.

(08:11):
No shit, you're just saying, can you keep me entertained
the summer?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
But also, like the positive of being single over this
time is you don't have to buy extra presents for
this person.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, you're totally or you're saving money.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, and you could do what if you want of
your holiday break and not even taken up by like
here we gain, you know, by a toaster.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Choosing someone for emotional cushioning off.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
At leads to mismatched, short lived relationships.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Focus on connection, not coupling.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Spend time with friends, say yes to social invitations. Volunteer,
Oh that's a great thing to do over this time
the year, and you're there, like, oh my god, this
is so nice that you're pouring soup for people in
your lap. I'm just lonely and I just needed the company.
But you're still doing the work. Another question people have
been asking is Christmas is a Christmas proposal romantic or reckless?

(09:00):
I really hate when people propose around families and they
do like a whole shooting mom and dadd there, and
it's I feel like that's not a family environment to
do it. But they say engagement commonly rise during the
holidays due to relaxed vibes family gatherings. But a lot
of the therapists are saying that it's not a great

(09:20):
time to make a romantic gesture, propose when you're emotionally ready,
not because you're just in a festive mode and you've
had a champagne for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You're like, we should just do this forever.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I love you, and you're like, no, the sun is
shining and you're drunk, don't do that. Should you delay
a breakup until after the holidays so that you're not
leaving them lonely? No perfect time for a breaker Therapists
say delaying often causes more harm as one partner checks
out emotionally. Yeah, but remember Vaughn was dumped on Christmas Day.

(09:51):
He was how long ago was that? Like thirty years ago?
And he still talks and he still talks about it,
Like that's trauma. I think you have to like plan
it for like the Christmas Eve. Yeah, you know, the
day before Christmas Eve or just after Christmas dat Christmas Eve?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, Christmas Eve? What about Boxing Day morning? So then
you can go shop.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
I was just going to say retail therapy right after Ye, sorry,
it's over, but there's seventy percent off and you can
go buy a new Kiddle.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
They are saying, if you are going to break up
during the holidays, choose a private moment because you're.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Often surrounded by family.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Child I know them to your childhood bedroom. Dump them,
tell them about all the boys you shagged in there
and then leave them sitting in there looking at your
old hands and post as where you go out and
hang out with your family.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
No, yeah, this is traumatic.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I've been with my partner for about six years and
we've only spent one Christmas together, so I feel I
have the best of both worlds. Well, he's off working
on cruise ships or does he spend Christmas alone?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah? What does he eat on the cruise ships for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Oh my goodness, it was the best because I spent
Christmas on a cruise ship. He's right, and it was
the best Christmas ever if you're listening. But it was
just like the best food, and it was so fun,
and it was just kind of this crazy day where
nothing was real because we were on the sea the
whole day and you kind of just were like, Wow.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Nothing's real. There's no drama. No mums are upset, No
one's having to do the path. Yeah, yeah, no upset mums.
I see to my mum. Yes, say we were planning
Christmas because I'm hosting.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Again.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
And if you do remember the first time I hosted,
which was two years ago, I at one point screamed,
I'm not enjoying this, and I said to Mama, I.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Was like, I want low pressure.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I want food that has been like pre prepped and
ready to go.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
And I just wanted to sit around.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
We're doing no gifts, We're doing a donation instead, and
I said we're going to focus on the cocktails, and
Mum was like, great, this sounds good, nice and easy.
And then I literally saw the birch, sorry call it
on a bird, literally saw the birch flipping through recipes
and I saw a list and she's got a ham,
a roast, beef, a chicken roast, figi salads, fresh salads,
a salmon starter, pudding or organized.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Why have you got a farm happening?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Well, actually, well, don't come crying to me when you're
crying alone in the kitchen and I'm drunk.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
The ZENM podcast network, what's going on? Zenms fledged Vaughn
and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Launching today in Australia, which always makes me feel like
we'll get it soon ish.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
We're always a little bit behind.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I mean, I'm popping over to Australia next weekend and
s try just bring some back.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
On it talking yes, can you take that? Yes?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
And then we should all do them on air and
just have like a fun on air surprise. Really, these
are new pregnancy tests called the sally Stick. It was
a really good name, sally Stick launching in Australia today.
It is a new pregnancy test that you use saliva
from the mouth as opposed to someone from the vagina.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, it is wild though they haven't changed pregnancy tests
in seventy years. For seventeen years, it's been paying on
a stick.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
What was it before then? Have a look?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
No, I was watching a documentary on this, you know,
I Love You Love your doctor.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
And back in the.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Egyptian days, they used to pee on there was the
special type of grass, yes, and they would pee on
it and based on how the grass would react and
it was like ninety percent accurate.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I saw this on the grate, you know the TV
show The Gray about Catherine the Gray. Yes, and there's
a moment where she peas up. They bring in some
special grass.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Weird grass, and it's like one of the most accurate
ways you can actually test.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
So this would still work in twenty twenty fives. Yeah,
people still do it.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
What okay? I love this? What is the grass?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I was still see if it's available in New Zealand,
because like, pregnancy tests are expensive.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Man, what is the.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Grass you pee on to tell if you are prego?
Because I think on that TV show she also peas
on a tote.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yes, but that feels.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Barley and rather barley and wheat seeds used an ancient
Egyptian method for pregnancy testing, not a form of modern
or reliable medical testing.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, but like it's better than nothing if you already
knew you were pregnant.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Fun to try, Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye if you went
relying on it for accurate information. Well, the Sally stick
is yes, saliva base. You swab the mouth to detect hCG,
which is a pregnancy hormone, which is the same thing
that they're testing in your urine when you pee on
the stick. Decades of research of led to this. It's
got a ninety six percent accuracy one day after a

(14:19):
missed period.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Wow, that's quick. It goes.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
It gets higher as the days go by and the
more pregnant you are.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
So you'd probably do this initially after missing a period,
and then a few days later do a p one
to confirm.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You may be.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
But I don't know why it's not necessarily cheaper. Sixteen
dollars ninety five is going to be available at pharmacies
and at Coal's, which is there like Peck and say,
the kind of cheap supermarket. They're saying it's more hygienic,
non invasive than urine testing, because.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Because sometimes there are some pregnancy tests that come with
the little p tray and you pee in the tray
and then you bring that out and you dip the stick.
I just stick it, I row st in the stream.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
There's something so humiliating about it, even though you're alone,
Like you're sitting there and you're just like, oh man, this.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Is there's also there's no way you're not getting pee
on your hands. And I always think this when I
think of those, because you put the cap on right
over the but it's still this.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Percy I know. And then people will like put it
in a cake.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I always think that when people do the big pregnancy things,
like and they shove it in their like partner's face
or something.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I'm like, that is shrouded in purse. A pregnant purse.
How beautiful, I know, what a beautiful miracle.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
So apparently you've got to wait thirty minutes after eating
or drinking, because yeah, if you've just had like a
very smooth a that's not good.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
You don't on your coffee being pregnant. Oh, it's like, oh,
this made me want to be set.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
It's like, member those COVID tests, not the one we sware,
but we had to fill of vial with your foamy spur.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
And we had to do it here at work to
prove them here, and then you weren't allowed to like
you had to take a photo of it here at work,
and it was like.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, spit.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
So this was this is a you have to get
a saliva pool, put your collection foam, and then cert
you insert the thing into the.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Maybe I'd just rather.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
I'd network play z ends Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
From the Fletchvorn and Haley group chat. This is the
top sex.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Hi Well, Fletch and Vauna away.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
So it's Carmen, Shannon and Haley today on a girl's
only show girls row, of course, and of course that
leads me off the top six.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
And something I I staid at a boy's house last night? Guys,
is that why I was slate?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, he was a slap but I had a shower,
and so was I.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You literally was just a slap.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I'd a shower at this boy's house yesterday and yeah,
it's the only form of shampoo available to me was
head and s old as two in one. Yeah, okay,
so we took it to deep breath, but my hair
was grotty yesterday. It was a real dry shampoo. I
actually hadn't washed it since tall and it was like steady. Yeah,

(17:11):
it was yark and so I was like, I'm just
gonna give it a wash. And in the morning. My
goal was I'll come to work early, I'll go downstairs
and I'll give it a blow wave. And instead I
slept and I've run and I've got you know, my
cow likes sort of flicking around.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
But guys, my hair is so soft, really like it.
It feels voluminous. I didn't. I didn't blow dry. I
slept on it where And I woke up.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
This morning and I was like, what is this silky,
heavenly situation on my head? It's soft, it feels voluminous,
it feels vibrant, it feels vivacious.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
And I was like, I spinned, like I can't.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I will not even say on air how expensive my
shampoo conditioner is, but it will make your anus pucker
like it is.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Not good two in one.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
It so much so that it like actually did like
you put it through all of your hair.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I put I let me put it root to tap.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I know it's bold, and I think this could be
my new way forward.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
And you can get from by the way from.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Show Spawn Chemisweehouse ding ding the bell car when you're
on bel Judice, Yeah, show Spawn KPIs. You can get
there from chimis Wieouse. And I think maybe I'm just
going to make the switch. So I have today for
you the top six other benefits other than great here
from using their two and one of sleeping at a
boy's house number six on the list. Their deodorant is
so much stronger than our absolutely, oh my god. Like

(18:30):
recently I'm thinking of making a switch, and I'm oh,
I went to Kim's weeou what, like, what is the
reason for making girls deodorant less effective?

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:41):
And then it gives you a little waft later in
the day and you're like, oh.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yes, when you wear the boys one, you're like, oh
my god, is there a man around me? And You're like, no,
that's your pets, and I, uh yeah. When every time
I use boys yoder it, I'm always like, this is
far superior. It does mingle with the perfume in a
way that's not so pleasant, so you got to tap
out of the perfume.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Number five on the list of the top six other
benefits of sleeping at a boy's house.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Raid Ox does awaken the senses. It's a citrusys citrusy
waft a tingle. This was almost like a parody of
a boy's shower at this guy's house. By the way,
head and shoulders.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Two in one and raid ox body wash, no loofer,
no flannel. So I'm raw dog rad oxing on the
hands and sort of hand smearing, but I'm clean.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
And it's got a tingle. Don't put it downstairs.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Number four on the list of the top six other
benefits of sleeping the night at a boy's house. It
doesn't matter if you get makeup on their mixed match sheets.
You just can't tell, like the bottom one's blue, the
top one's like burgundy or something.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, that's the thing. It never matches. But it also
never is a color that would show up, no, no,
no pre stained. The guys love a dark sheet, and
I've smeared makeup all over these patent catastrophes, and I
was like, I won't even mention it because at some point,
maybe in a month or two, he'll wash them. Then
he'll get it out. It's crushed.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Number three on the list of the top six other
benefits of sleeping the night at a boy's house. There
are endless options for baggy t shirts to sleep in
varying degrees of cleanliness. But it doesn't make you feel
quite small, you know when you put on a boy's tea. Yeah,
oh my god, I'm so tiny.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Except like that jarring time. I will remember when I
was single and I got with a short king. I
remember it was not a baggy tea. It was a
fitted baby tea on it, and it was humiliated. There's
nothing worse. And being like, oh my god, I love
this like oversized little tea. And then as you put
it over your shoulders, like shit, it fits, yeah, that
fits the boobs.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Fill it out. It's a baby tea. Okay, that one's
not so good.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Number two on the list of the top six other
benefits of sleeping the night at boy's house. I will
say that the reused power a bottle next to the
bit actually does hold quite a bit of water and
it's a fine drinking receptacle. No, aesthetically, I am aghast
at it, but I didn't have my water bottle in the.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
House last night. And so look at that nice little
tang and the little suction. E fun about it.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
And this is a slight of power aide left in there,
and you're watering, and you're like, what is that?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
What is the flavor of blue? Blue? Blue? It's just blue?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Number one another list of the top six other benefits
of sleeping the night at a boy's house. You are
never alone thanks to the endless amounts of Lord of
the Rings and Batman figurines watching your every moment. No, yeah,
you're just looking at them like hey, legal legalists.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
You're even learning the names. I don't know. No, that
one's an obvious one is that there's so many Batman's
in this room. I don't know what to do about it.
That is today's top sex.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
The Fletchhorn and Haley Beg Pod Now carwhen you're a
renowned feat hater, Oh my god, if I have to
see a foot ever, and you know what the story
is actually like giving me the shakes or something, because I.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Feel you're a bit jittery having to look at all
these feet.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
There's a there's a video going around TikTok at the
moment of a new type of tights like stockings, tights,
whatever you call them, panty hose, panty hose if you're fancy.
We're not wearing them at the moment. Obviously it's summer.
I'll be way too hot in Auckland especially. I haven't
worn them all winter either, I think because I've spent
so much money on tattoos recently, the idea of covering
them up.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I think I've worn penny hoose like twice this year.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Though. There is something quite cool about the tattoo through
the through.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I love that she's sneaky cool. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well, and there was a big trend over winter as
well of people wearing like colored tights like the maroon
tight and stuff which can look really good also can
be a bit two thousand and eight.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yes, yes, well, there is a new type of type
going around that is solving the issue of that that
seam line at the front of the foot that kind
of brings itself forward about and my pinches throughout.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Pinches the toes and it kind of gathers them.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yes, so I want you to picture toe socks, you know,
the socks that shoes separate out your little toes, mixed
with stockings, so they are to stocking.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
What's their purpose though? Is it just for comfort? I guess.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
So there's this big bearfoot community on TikTok and basically
people will have these custom shoes that mold around their
actual shape of your foot. But also now people are like,
those shoes are too expensive, so they'll just buy normal
sneakers and cut out the bottom so they don't look
like they're barefoot in public, but they are.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Because also there are some places you can't just be
barefoot in public. I just can never imagine when you
go to someone's house. In New Zealand, we do this
a lot, shoes off inside. If I invited someone to
my house and I was like, hey, shoes off, and
they took off their shoes and reveal their little toe
panny hose all individually spread out and also just like
if they don't have like the tidiest of toenail, yeah,

(23:42):
visually snagging through each one and actually this woman has
a toe ring and it's.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Just towing on top or under who on top?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Imagine she's like just dressing myself for the day, but
my little stockings on.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
And then on slade my ring over the top, ready
for the day. Absolutely not no, thanks the podcast network.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
F Haley Sily Little Pool.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly littup setup, silly lit dupo silly.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Today's a little pole of thanks to mc cafe. Keet
the show on the road, drive through Mick Cafe for
your Morning Fixed and the question we asked you is
what does your Christmas Day look like this year? Are
you hosting? Are you going to someone else's house.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Or a bit of both.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I am hosting for the third year.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh no, no, second year.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Second time that I've hosted at my house. Last year
was honestly, I screamed the first time because I also
took hosting as I was going to do all of.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
The cooking as well.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, and I was like I've got it, and I
did not have it. I went over the top and
I did like duck fat potatoes and then like I
don't have a massive oven so then I was and
I didn't know the timing.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
And then you don't enjoy Christmas Day. I hated it.
You know what, I'm sort.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Of hosting this year because I was like, I need
to combine my family and my partner's family. Where can
we meet in the middle Wellington. We don't have a
house in Wellington, but to know who does my Auntie?
So I'm like, everyone come to my Auntie's house. Was
Auntie like, Okay, I think she's loving it. I'm hoping
she's loving it. She text me and let me know.
But like, I think it's kind of hosting, but with

(25:35):
a little less stress. You're the hosting glue. Yeah, so white,
your your family's are heaving Christmas together.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, big milestone. This is a big moment. It's giving.

Speaker 9 (25:44):
I would like a ring my wedding ramon.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Wow. Can you imagine me hosting in the apartment Jesus
take the wheel my thirty seven meters square apartment. Yeah
we do for two people. No, and you've got the
one and a half person couch. Do you have a
dining table, ah, kinder like a little plum. Yeah, we
have a plunt a dining plum.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Well car when actually gave me a bean bag and
it's changed my life. How does a bean bag fit
in there? Not another human? Well, because I stood on
the floor to eat dinner, So now I still on
a beanbag. Oh yeah, nice, it's great. Well, well I'm attending.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah, you're attending. You're co hosting, but at someone else's house.
But will you be leaving the food? No, I think
my Auntie will. But we've definitely been conversing on who's
bringing what. Yeah, okay, nice, and I'm fully hosting, but
I am taking my hands off and giving it back
to Patsy because, oh my god, I hated it. Well,
the majority, at fifty nine percent, said I'm going to
someone else's house, probably going to Mum and dad.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm big mum and Dad energy.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Twenty three percent of people said I'm hosting, and eighteen
percent of people said a little bit of both.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Some feedback, Dan says none of the above. On a
friend's cruise, Darling, I'm telling you cruising on Christmas, it
was one of the best on a boat. I said
on a cruise on Christmas. Clenty of people cruising on Christmas.
I mean that's also fun. The parks are basically empty.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Michelle said, my sister's with family and we're ordering some
box she's or some box she's organized. We've all just
had to put money in for it, not spending the
day in the kitchen. Those like pre prepared Christmas boxes.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Megan said, I'm working both Christmas and New Years this year.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
What do you do? Megan?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Thank you for your service. We're assuming it's like caring
for people.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, I mean any service of working on Christmas, you
deserve a clap.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, Actually for sure. Isn't McDonald's open on Christmas?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
And I think Denny's as well. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
That's crazy, and I'd love a little Denny's la put
after Christmas. Taylor says, I'm on call for the hospital,
so I have no idea what I'll be doing. Actually,
that's our McCafe voucher winner fifty dollar cafe voucher for
Taylor for your service on Christmas Day if you're called up,
and if you're not called up, we're going to need
that voucher.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
No Chavorn says option d escaping to Bali, baby.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh my god, did I thought about it before? Maybe
going to Thiland on Christmas just like on my own.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
What about Bali bally on Christmas blo? Do they celebrate
Christmas over there?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
What would it be like?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I don't think that they would. Really, I don't think this.
I don't know. It feels like every day's Christmas and
ballet there?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Do they celebrate Christmas and balley? It wouldn't be because
that's not like Christianity is not their primary religion. But
it's all set up for tourists, so no doubt it'll
be a bloody blast. Deborah says, I'm hosting no one.
We decided we're staying home. If you want to see us,
that's where will be Love that. I love that too.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Amy says, Oh my god, I nearly said the word cursed.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I went to censor when I was screenshotting, and I
was like, Haley, well know.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
To sense professional. I don't know what I'm doing here.
This is bloody. This is Vaorn's job.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
She says, F year now the F stands for a
a swear word.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
We can't say.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Now, come on over, I'll make the food, you bring
the booze.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Adam says, just us.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
At home, hopefully drinking beer and watching Die Hard.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
We love that.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Denise says, but Mum and dadd are bringing eighty percent
of the ki I'm hosting, but mom and dadda bring
the foot.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
That's a great compromise. And Carolyn says, wacko, darling. Two
weeks at mum and Dad's house.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
That's your taking the purse there. We're staying at mum
and dad's. Two weeks at mum and Dad's house, relaxing
on island time, my favorite place.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
So we asked you for silly little pole. You gotta
do the head move.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Are you hosting, attending, or a bit of both for
Christmas this year? And fifty nine percent of you said
that you're basically going to Mum and dads?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Does that m podcast network please? Ms Hale.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Jacob A.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Lordie is being absolutely rinsed on online ridiculed after people
have clocked at a Hollywood event his handwriting and they're
saying he's a ten but his handwriting needs improving.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I wish varn was here because honest I don't you know.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
We're having a lovely time just the gows, but Vaughn's
handwriting is shocking.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I have noticed it seems to be a male thing. Yes,
for sure, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Is it because we're more like asthetically minded, so we
put a bit more effort in.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
I wonder if we're a bit more dexterous because often we'll.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Wear made off the hands.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, yeah, and yeah, get a bit of the hands
in general makeup.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
But yeah, thinking about like eyeliner and stuff.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I feel like we've kept the skill going of using
a pen.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
At least. I feel like a lot of men you
don't see them pick up a pen.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Pens.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
It's a good thought.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Actually, I remember consciously curating my handwriting, which is very
curly whirly, at high school because I wanted to be
interesting and I wanted people to be like, oh my god,
her handwriting. And now I have it, and it's like
it looks gorgeous, but it's like illegible.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah, I mean, I remember the day I distinctly changed
from doing an a the normal way to the fun
way with the hat, and I was like, that girl,
are you still that girl?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Still that girl? I don't really want how to do
it the old way. Now.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
A year I did that, and I tried to do
ease as like backwards threes.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
And the hat. I was just trying. I did anything
to have a personality, I know.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
And anything that I thought like I was going to
be like the bell of the ball, like every man
would want me because I put a hat on my.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
An so interesting. What's your hand riding? Like? I feel
like I don't really know. It's not that bad, but
it's also bad. No, it's all right. Yeah, you've written
on my sheet here.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, but that's quite scribbling, you know, like if I
just writing a card. But sometimes I will write a
birthday card and I'm like, I'm I'm embarrassed, me too.
We just don't use pins enough. We don't, and I'm
losing my finger bump, my pin bump from you know,
years of writing with a pin doing days.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, Jacob, A lord is this is bad. It looks
like he wrote it with his feet, so it does.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
It was this Hollywood event where they were typewriting out
words of wisdom and his was be funny when you can. Okay,
I'm sorry, and it's south I hate but underneath you
to sign his name and it does it straight.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
It looks like he switched hands and wrote it like
a baby.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
My thing is, if we're going to start, if you're
dating someone new, how do you figure this out? Because
is this going to cause an actual irreversible X Well.
So I when I started dating my partner, the magician,
I see him write on cards all the time.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yes and yeah. I remember being like, well that's crazy.
This must be quite nice professional. I love that man,
beautiful and despite some of his flaws, someone just takes.
And I'm a primary teacher.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Over the years, what I've noticed all the young students
have young student teachers sor sorry, have terrible handwriting because
they're just constantly on technology and phones.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
So then it's teaching us to be bad as well.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
And then we learn it because we had the heart
line and the dashline. You had to learn it all properly.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Do they still do that? You just have kids?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
So I I mentioned earlier, I said, at a boy's
house last night. So I just messaged him before one.
I gave him, Oh he's an early riser green flag.
But me, you sleep him just like wake up you
wake up carfe DM homie.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I messaged him before one.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I gave a great review of the two for one
hidden shoulders shampoo that I used in his shower.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
He did not know how that sentence was going to end.
Gave him a great review. No no, no um and
no ten anyway out? Thank you? Stop it anyway? What
am I saying?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I was just going to say the time weirdly, Oh,
I messaged him and I said, I'm flustered. I said,
do you have nice handwriting or boy handwriting? And he
said definitely boy handwriting. Not help but being on my
phone or typing that means about.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Of practice, proven theory. But now I'm like, do I
want to see this.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Or do you want to ask him how he is
with winged eyeliner? Maybe that theory? Okay, can you do
a cat I But also in saying I'm voice noting,
it's just the way of doing it. By the way,
just long throwback. Jason and Moore never responded to my
voice not oh sorry, this is a voice note.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Hey, quick question? Do you can you? Are you good
at putting on eyeliner?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
That was?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
That was? That was four words? That was that. Yeah,
it's quite fun seeing you in this new stage. It's
so bad.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
It's I'm so bad at flirting or any kind of
boy interaction.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
I also had a British teacher for one year and
she lift up my whole thing with cursive.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Liang like, oh, maybe that's worse than a handwriting.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah, okay, we'll just leave that. We'll just leave that.
And right now in our girls Only show, we're going
to play a new game.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Are you on the phone? Better guess when your periods?

Speaker 10 (35:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Gissing your mom's name is a special skill given to
Vaughn and Vaughan only you know, and I'm not. We're
not here to try to pretend like we have those skills,
but what we do possess is a unique set of
skills where the three of us are able to tell
were your periods jew based on five questions that we're
going to ask you.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
And if you if we get it right, you win.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
One hundred dollars and you kick off the bonus round,
which I also think is.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Going to be a lot of fun. And Sarah joins us.
Good morning, Sarah, good morning, really good. Well, my period
is due, I would say today, because yesterday I was
literally saying to my friend and my parents, Oh, I'm
feeling really good.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I'm in such a good mood and like, I feel
like my period's supposed to be JEW and I like
none of the symptoms have happened. Then I felt that
familiar twin Sarah in my left over egg, and then
my day turned. Yeah, my day turned to crap because
my house had too.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Much dust on it. So that's me.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
So what we're going to do, Siah's We're going to
ask you a series of questions, five questions, and I'm
going to get the specific date. Now, do you know
the exact day that your period is due?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
I do, yes, Yeah, I've got it.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
I've got it down.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Okay, we're going to work that out. The first question
is if do you have a partner?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
I do?

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Yeah, he she they he yes, he has he If
he was to eat a bowl of food around you
quite noisily today, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (36:44):
Not good, it's not positive.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
I'd probably get them to quite down a bit.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, you quind it down a bit, But my mind
like that kind of like we're they're breathing a noise
you happens like quite far round.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
So I would go, that's a week.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
It's the twenty fifth of November today, Yeah, it's giving
maybe thirty yeah, yea yeah, thirtieth thirtieth November.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I've got a question. If I can go near hang on.
I'm just gonna go.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I'm gonna go first of December because that's six days.
So I got December first as well because that's yeah,
that's giving like a big week out energy.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I'm gonna chuck a second in there as well. Yeh November,
all right, sheen and you go.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Sarah, how would you feel about wearing white pants today?

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Not positive?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I probably wouldn't do white pants for any time, to
be fair. You know, I no really wore white shorts
yesterday and I was I was like, that's a maniacal mood.
Given my ad. Should we say the twenty sixth of November?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, maybe it's imminent, although she did say that she
wouldn't often wear white pants or is.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
It like a we don't know? Yeah, she was a
Karen situation.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
And who and who three should I I'm going to put
the twenty third of December because she could be throwing
us off here because her partner could annoy her all
of the time, and white chests could always be a
no go for her because there's just not her fashion. Yeah,
all right, produced car one, Sarah, what what level of
hunger are you experiencing today?

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Not too bare?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Just you know, just your average had had a little
bit of breakfast, but you know, just just average. What
did you have for breakfast? I just had a banana
this morning, just a banana.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
That the novem thing, because I would be yeah, no,
that's we're going later. I'm going to go tints. That's
giving me the tints. That's two weeks away. Basically, I'm
gonna go ninth and tenth in there because before when
I'm on my period, I'm going calves, I'm going scones.
I'm going no nutritional value.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I'm going cheat.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
I'm going double breakfasts. I'm gonna go I'm going to
add ten, nine to eleven. Okay, Sarah, are we rock
at any facial pimples today?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Good question. Let me look, there's a little chin, one chin,
your chin moment again? Just one. It's feeling this week
start a December. End of this week. You reckon twenty eight, ninth,

(39:11):
twenty eighth.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Put that on the twenty eighth because my skin goes
absolutely crazy at the moment.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Was that our last question?

Speaker 4 (39:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
No, I've got one more, one more, I believe yet
one more, Sarah, if you could just give your if
I may ask your breasts are small. Squeeze just on
your own and give us the tenderness level of there
if it's sore or just absolutely fine.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
Yeah, they're a little bit sore, traffic.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
We appreciate you making it for me. It's the third.
I think we think we're like eight days away. I
just keep seeing twenty eight in my brain.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Okay, I'll put twenty eight on there. I'm going to
put the twenty ninth.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I mean, I really wanted to get this because even
if you know, we could see her off to chemis
sweat house, gets some pads and lea exactly some painkillers.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
All right, I think we've got enough numbers to win this. Kay.
Are we ready? All right?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
If you hear the date that your period is due, Sarah,
we want you to say stop.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
That's say stop.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
That's the date my period's due. Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (40:18):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
November thirtieth, November twenty six, November twenty seventh, November twenty eighth,
November twenty ninth, the first of December, the second of December, December.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Twenty there So the second of December is yes, it's
a week away today. Yeah, that's it. Because your partner's
just starting to irritate you.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
But your skin's good. You're not too hungry at the moment.
White shorts in general, no, no for you, Sarah.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just generally not kids.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
You never know, you never know what you're gonna get on.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Your Oh god, no, oh god.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
No.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Well, well done, you've won one hundred dollars and you've
kicked off out by us.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Round the bill is around while you're on the phone.
I'll wait in your collection methods for an extra one
hundred dollars with no extra questions asked. The three girlies
are going to try to guess what collection method you use. Tampons, pads, cup, undies.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
She's given us a hint by the fact she has kids.
I think that'll come into it.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
See, this is why that's exactly what I thought.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I said, tampons, it's easy, always have them in your bag.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Discree really yeah, see I would have gone for sake
of ease a period under.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yes, but then that requires more washing, and she's already
doing a lot of.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Washing, a lot of washing. And I think a disc
is too much work. Discus, way too much work. Now
she's not giving disk I agree with karlhen I'm leaving.
You think it's tampons. We could have a free bleeder.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
It's no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not why she's
not wearing the white shorts. I'm just going to text
us to see the text machine and see if anyone
has Someone said, can boys not play this game?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Well, if you get a period, absolutely you can.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
But okay, Sarah, we're locking it for an extra one
hundred dollars. Is your collection method of choice?

Speaker 8 (42:21):
Oh you guys, it.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Is well Sarah, you have won two hundred dollars playing
the first round of better.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I can guess when your period's due. Two hundred bucks
a week out from the period. That's going to be good.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
That is amazing.

Speaker 11 (42:39):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Good ladies, And I'm wasn't that girl.

Speaker 10 (42:42):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
It's bloody fun.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
And I tell you what the I think I might
be sinking the girls up with my overreas today.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I've got alpha overreaes. She has an egg alpha alpha
overs faster and you feel it. You do like magnets
chocolate this morning. Thank you so much, Sarah for playing.
Stay there. We'll we'll get some information from you.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
ZM Podcast Network play z m's Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
We want to hear from you listeners about when you
had to pee in public? I mean endlessly for me.
I've got one kidney animal woman, and I drank so
much water.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Didn't you literally pee in your driveway a few weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Because I couldn't make it out of the car. I
made it just out of the car. I guess it
was kind of public because the gate was open you
could see in. But Justin Bieber was playing golf. I
don't know he golfed.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
He gives golf energy in the sense that he just
hits it but doesn't go get his ball.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Has a handicap of ten point two. Is that good?
That's good it? Yeah, that's very good.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
You don't know this, producer Shannon comes from a golfing family.
Your dad is a greenskeeper.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yes, yeah, but I grew up on a golf course,
on a golf course. What's your handicaps?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
I don't have a proper one. Oh okay, but my
dad's offered too, so that's very good.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Well, he was playing golf and there was paparazzi footage
of him having to spring a leak after drinking what
was said to be a couple of IPAs. Be it
runs right through me. So he's pulled down his awful shorts.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
The jaws are bigger than his whole wingspan. Yes, and
it is such an eck. And then he pulls them
up and you can see his underwear still and.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
He's just sorted out. Yeah, it's a bit okay, I
will say in the underwear there is a significant there's
a bold bold.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
We all saw it plucked. We all saw it just
been plucked anyway. But you obviously he couldn't make it
to the toilet on time. I paid on the side
of a of a golf course. Would your dad, a
golf course greens keeper appreciate this.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I think they would be more upset by his outfit
than the behavior, because I've definitely paid on a plenty
of golf courses. This is like my second toilet. I
actually say that on national radio. But like, I've paid
on a many of golf courses. Yeah, I mean, I
was just grass. I've paid endlessly in public.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
When you've got to go, you've got to go, and
I'd rather do a little pop and squat than with
my hands. But The difference here is that you guys
don't have paparazzi following yeah, yeah, no twenty four seven.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Well, this is what we want to know this morning.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Give us a text nine six nine six or give
us a call abou one hundred dollars am? When did
you have to pee in public? And I'll tell you
what some messages to kick us off. I was busting
so I pete in the Unicar parke at two am.
There are cameras and I am now famous. And my
favorite one to come in so far, I had to
pee in a bucket in the Johnsonville BK drive through

(45:29):
as Z wouldn't let me into pay.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Through.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
You're paying in a bucket and then what are you
tipping it? As you sort of speed off on State
Highway one or so? Do you just carry a bucket
with you at all times? Where the bucket comes? Where
did the bucket come from? We need more information?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Follow up? Please, when did you have to pee in public?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Give us a text nine six nine six or a
call one hundred dollars EM when you had to pee
in public? Because Justin Bieber was called paying on the
side of a golf course after a couple of frothy
IPA's and no shortage coming through.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
My friend had to pa in a question. Was back
in the day, maybe twenty ten and the Octagon in Duneda.
Oh that scene some person.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
There's an old school red telephone box right next to
the Night and Day deairy.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
She was busting and pistoling there.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
But the walls of the telephone box don't go to
the ground, and there's a hill and the box is
situated on so we're just dribbled along the footpath.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Oh no, man, that's grum.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I was smart stop roadside in a heavily bushed area,
remote road hadn't seen it. Carr in twenty minutes went
into the bush a good five meters, got caught mid
squat by a pig dog.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Followed closely by the hunter. What are the odds cheap
a pig dog? What is that?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I like the dog that goes against the pig. I
thought it was like a mutant animal, and I was interested.
Of course you thought that.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Alicia, you're on the phone. Where did you have to
pee in public?

Speaker 9 (46:53):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
So my bestie at symphony at the beginning is there, yes, yes,
bless us.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Please your little cotton sucks.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
She when having a few little.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Bebes to go every for ten.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
To twenty minutes, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yes, big culprit, but yes.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
And we had pretty much just come back from yes
and no the toilet stop, and no one wanted.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
To go back again, So she was like, what do
I do? I don't want to go by myself.

Speaker 11 (47:28):
So she pretty.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Much squatted down right in the middle of the.

Speaker 11 (47:32):
Crown, no literally right in.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
The middle, and we just kind of gathered around her
a little bit. She wins and and we're just.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Kind of covered her a little bit, and we were
always walking.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Past like is she okay?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
They were like, oh, yeah, she's just feeling.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
That's all so grim. Thanks for that story. That's yeah,
it's grim. Thanks for that grim story. Keep it tastes
coming in nine, six, nine and six. When you had
to pee in public? Where did you have to pee
in public?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Some quick messages.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
I got peed on by someone who popped a squad
next to me in ga at six sixty. Those plastic
tiles they put down on the field really made it
splaster up my leg. I had to pee in a
bush the dark on Mount Pironia was a bit person
the next morning realized I'd sat in a gorse bush
and my cheks were full of prickles, not the gorse cheapers.
On an African safari many years ago, we stopped for
a WII when an elephant with an elephant in the distance.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
The elephant got a little agitated, so I got the
call get back in the truck.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Now had to run MIDWII, pulling up my pants as
I ran.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
It was like out alphering the smell. It's like I'm
there on the elephant in this town.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Probably it was my grandma's funeral on the weekend. We
got to the cemetery to bury her. I'm so sorry
to hear that. By the way, got to the cemetery
to bury her, and I was busting, so I hopped
the fence and ran through the neighboring pat it with
prickles and cowshit and bare feet to pee behind a bush.
Once upon a pre child time, I had a few
little drinkies at the barefeace in the Rotorua I felt.

(49:00):
I left scrolling the road to find my friend's car
when I had the sudden urge to pop a squad
Except in my glorious state. I forgot I was wearing undies,
so I accidentally just peeded through the unders his head
to chuck those in the bush, like.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
When you get in the shower and you've forgotten to
take a socks off. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Podcast Network play z ends Flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Girl Mass, Girl Mass, Girl Mask, Girl Mass. Well, the
boys were away in Sydney, car and Shannon and Hailey
on the show today and of course we had to
do an episode of girl Math because why not.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah, and everyone is wanting one specific thing this summer,
I know, and it's something you actually have, Hayley, it is.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
And Page joins us, Good morning, Page morning. What do
you want us?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
A girl Math for you today? The hottest item that
you will not be alone on.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
This for the then just slashing machine. I've got one.
I've got one, and do you know what, Page, I
didn't pay for it, do you know what? Because I'm
on the radio and people see me stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
And it's pretty, but you've got to buy it, so
fear enough, I will say I love it. I've had
I've only had one party with it so far and
it was a hit.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
And also we weren't invited to that party. Actually, rude. Yeah,
so I have to hold another one.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
And you've got to invite page two. Now, noge, where
do you live?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I live in Hamilton, close enough, driver an hour and
a half from my house. Can you pick me up
on the way, page, I don't have a car. Yeah,
let's do it. Okay, crazy, So the ninja slushy? How
much is the ninja slushy? Now? Six hundred? Yeah, it's
a lot of money. It's an expensive a shame. Yeah,
but we're going to go a method for you to
be free. I think you end up making money. Caw

(50:41):
and do you want to kick things off? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
So we're starting off real simple. The week that it
is Black Friday, sales have started, everyone is doing one
and every store that seems to sell a ninja slushy
is doing one. So instead of six hundred right now,
they are on sale for three fifty.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Oh okay, so that's a two hundred and fifty dollars
say things already. I'm just gonna I'm keeping notes.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Perfect, perfect, Okay, you've just said, by the way, page,
this is how girl math works. You've just made two
hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah, we don't actually see it.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
To you. But this is you know, it's just sort
of in theory and girl math theory.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Yeah, that's now would be a good time to buy it,
like Friday sales, pre Christmas, pre summer. This would be
perfect a Christmas lack a what's that drink called mimosa
Mimosa slushy in the morning.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Amazing actually in moderation of course.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Well that leads on to my point something that I
suck at as making cocktails and.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Just any kind of masket, I know, making ready for
the term suck.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
It, I know, but I am horrible at it and
just looking it up for a three day mixology course,
it's about six hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Because that's the thing page with the Ninja slushy.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I mean, if I did manage to screw it my
first one and so what was supposed to take forty
minutes took three hours. But like you, basically it tells
you how to do it. You just biff it in
perfect page. What would you put what would you be
your like go to drank of choice.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
For Christmas?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Definitely a Pinicolata with frozen That would be so goodh
oh my gosh, shouldn't dreaming of it?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
You'd be saving six hundred dollars on a mixology course.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Okay, so we're taking that off the cost six one
hundred dollars, six hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
How long is the course three days? Three day mixology course,
and you leave with the skills but without the machine,
and you still don't have the machine exactly. Okay, so
that's a six hundred dollars savings. By the way, we're
already in the negatives here if we're going off of
a Black Friday price.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yes, okay, of course we are.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Well, I wanted to work out because the only other
place I drink frozen beverage eos would be like in
the sunshine with friends, rooftop rooftop barb, water front spot,
whatever fit for me will be like the bad act
in Auckland, because I am that bad person. And I
looked up where I go for my frozen margaritas, Yes, Margaretta,

(52:51):
and it's twenty four dollars per margarita. Now, the Ninja
slushy page makes about eight and nine servings.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
We'll go eight to be modest.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
We've got a heavy handed poor So if I was
to buy that same vat Worth on the viaduct. That
would be one hundred and ninety two dollars, right, just
for one vat of that.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Now, when you buy the Ninja slushy.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Obviously you have to minus the cost of a bottle
of tequila, which will put a sixty five right, and
the mixer, so that's twelve dollars. So it's one hundred
and fifteen dollars cheaper with the Ninja slushy. So say
we're using that, say we're having five sessions on the viaduct,
that's going to cost a whole lot more. Is five
sessions on the Ninja slushy has saved five hundred and

(53:40):
seventy five dollars, I mean, and also not to mention
the parking, the fuel, and potentially driving at ober Auckland,
because Hamilton doesn't have a viaduct.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Does it exactly? And also it doesn't even mean alcohol alone.
The amount of things, Oh my god, in this people
are putting coconut water.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I put Coca cola, coke, and coffee. Everyone's making free
pa Is Page. When you have a hangover, do you
like require cold beverages?

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I do, definitely, because for me.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I bought Coca Cola for a mixer for a drink.
Then we didn't end up using it. Woke up the
next morning, I was like, oh, I'm a bit dusty,
and I opened up the fredgroom was like, let's get
the cocaine there.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
I mean, hear me out. We're going electrolytes. We could
go a frozen power raid. Now we're avoiding a hospital stay.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Because we're not passing. We're not passing out from a
lack of electrolytes.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Hydration you would get from that as next level. Okay,
I'm just adding together the savings. So the savings of
if we're going to save on let's say we're going
to save on an IV drope, which is about one
hundred dollars, So by buying the Ninja slushy Page, you're
actually saving yourself one thousand, five hundred and thirty dollars.

(54:52):
And that's based on a conservative use of the machine
of only four times, and you'll be using it so
much more than there. If I'm going to go buy
are you paying to lose that amount of money by
not buying it? No, So that's why I need to
go get it.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Don't get it, baby, It's on sale at the moment.
Thank you so much for playing Page.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Paige, do you know a fun thing about Page? She
didn't know what girl math was at all. She's never
seen it. She's running up being like, what's the silly
little thing?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
We're like, absolutely, come on the phone boat?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Does that end podcast Network?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Well? Right now at the moment, everyone's doing their wraps.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Spotify rapped and this rapped, and there's even even an
uber wrapped.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I believe that.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, Chunnie this year zero ports her pause, thank you,
she's a classy woman. But people online are sharing their
dating raps, basically looking at how many dates they went
on a bit of a reflection. We arek some of
our listeners for how the year of twenty twenty five
has been for them dating wise. Some mixed feedback. I'd

(55:55):
say it's a bit rough out there. If around find
out someone said somebody I said in my twenties, I
watch I'm in my twenties and this year I watched
pulp fiction for not one, but two men over forty
who I was in love with but not dating.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
It's a long movie. Tumbleweed floats across the screen, says
Carly Laura says, nothing yet, but once you get over
this breakup, watch out.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Yes, Yes, Wendy down significantly on previous years.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Joey says singlely if but finally out of the closet. Yay,
we love this. We've got lots of feedback.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
But I've sort of made my own rap because Tinder
in that they don't actually do a proper end of year.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Let you know how you've gone. Maybe some of them do,
maybe Bumble, I don't know. I'm not on bumble. I'm
not on hinge. If you've just joined the show and
you're like, what's happened? Go to my Instagram.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
But I am single for the first time in a
long time, and I've been dating, so I've done a
little bit of a recap.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I've omitted some information. I was just gonna say, how
much goss do we get?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
No, I always say, okay, apps downloaded. This is a
Hailey Sprowl on the prows Oh.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
What's the name of the song? I can do a meme? No, No,
you got to do the karaoke version. I'll do it.
I think we're too young to know that song.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, and on the Run Band on the Run Karaoke yeah, run,
please don't make us feel that old.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Okay, here we go, hang on, here we go. This
is this is crazy giving. Here we go, Here we go,
Here we go. Sprawl on the prowl.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Rowel on the prow I stopped it.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Sprawl on the prowl. Here, there we go.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Okay, here's my dating wrapped for the year. Apps downloaded, four,
apps deleted one.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
What got the cut? Am of freaky weekies? No? Not
another word for a paddock A No that one?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Stay okay, man, I know we love field. You know
I can't say okay.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
It was just it was too much. It was doing
too much. Number of men dated a not applicable women one?
Thank you, Thank you. Average hotness. Now.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I gave all of my dates this year a score
out of ten for their hotness, and then I divided
it by the number of dates I went on eight
point six.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Now I am punching. I'm a seven point two and
I've been out here with eight point sixers in general. Now,
we had a couple of bloody twenties in there, and
a couple of thoughts, so it all balanced out.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Best date a fancy Japanese restaurant in cocktails by the
waterfront lovely, and when I saw the bell, I was like, oh,
ching ching, big Daddy, get the cash. Worst date in
a notorious, previously condemned building covered in scarefolding and he
smoked inside.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I have so many questions. You know the building.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
If you're in Auckland, you'll know there was a building
who's cladding one day to start falling off onto the
street and for years it's been wrapped in scaffolding.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I went on a date in there and it was
not a proud moment for them.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
The best line I've heard I can't say on here,
but it was definitely the biggest compliment I've ever received
in my life.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
You guys know it. Who doesn't want to receive that?
Thank you? The worst line quote? You're just my type.
I'm into older women.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Okay, thirty six to how many more dates?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Did take it? Too many?

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Ny?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
But did he had fun at his twenty first that week?

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Heard?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Yeah, there would definitely be. Oh, so I'll add one.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
And the thing that made me feel the oldest going
on a date with a guy who olymp biscuit came
on and need to know who they were, and when
we were exchanging stories, he had been at his friends
twenty first, the night before My friends are getting divorced.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
We're in different periods of life.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
My most embarrassing moment fighting loud in the toilet bowl
and is on suite right near the head of the
besh why you know, the bed near the head of
the beds then and the on switees like right next to it,
the sliding door, and then the toilet's like tucked and behind.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
That's on him for design.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
And I did a pee, I did away ways and
then you know, and it like echoes through the bottle,
not under this lightning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
That's not fein schwe. It's not fein shwe. And it
was not fair.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
On May the furthest distance traveled for a day twenty
six hundred forty kilometers. My goodness, Hailee, is that passport required.
That was passport passport required. Worst match fIF Vaners That
was in Bali. We called him Fifa Vanirs. I was
feeling a bit desperate. Biggest surprise was Queenstown Veneers coming in.

(01:00:45):
I thought, absolutely not my time. He was a lovely
guy and the worst city to swipe in. I hate
to say, and I say this with love and respect.
Parmestan North. Yeah, I thought it was going to be
in the cargo, but in the cargo was coughing up
the farms and the quds. You know what, I man,
the hard working lands farmers North. It was slim packings.

(01:01:05):
So good luck out there to everyone for the next
year of date. It's an absolute mindfield out there.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
The z N podcast Networks plays ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
And it's time for.

Speaker 9 (01:01:19):
Fact of the Day, Day day day do do do
do do do doepp up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Shenon wanted to sing that in the opera.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
They said, no, I did it for car when multiple
names yesterday and she just kept ignoring me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
I'm going to say it was lacking in basse and
really feeling that was the first time today I felt
the lack of the boy's presence. It's just some feedback
in the moment. I'm just being honest with you. Woman
to a woman, that's a feminist thing to do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I know, appreciate it. I'm gordrool for the next one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Okay, today's the day in this week that is temperature week,
which off here we're just discussing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
It's it's given calendar week. Yeah, maybe worse than calendar week.
It's just not sexy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
And like the fact that he's left us with it
feels a bit like it feels a conscious move.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah, He's like, I don't want the girls to have
a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Yeah, yeah, because then what if the fact of the
day and they're just like, give it to the girls now. Anyway,
today's fact of the day And this was GIF. Don't
come at me for this because this was left behind
from Vaughn Celsius the to throw up. You take that much,
I've got a hack up, so I don't know why,
Like drunk made water funny, it's so much fun to

(01:02:38):
be so much fun, we got the heck ups. Celsius
originally ran backwards, so instead of zero being free freezing
and one hundred being boiling, zero was boiling and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
One hundred was freezing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
The guy who came up with a Celsius scale, and
is Celsius ego not an egotist behavior, He thought that
having zero was boiling in one hundred is freezing was
more elegant, and no one else was doing it, and
no one else thought so it just made sense to
be higher, hotterer, lower colder one percent because that's just

(01:03:16):
the way it works. After he died behind his back
over his grave, they flipped it and made it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
He said, numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
He said it was a big astronomy and math guy,
and he liked descending numbers for increasing coldness. He thought
numbers going down felt warmer, and numbers going up things
felt colder. And he said it felt mathematically neat and tidy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Imagine being so smart you could do all this, but
being so dumb that you're that wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
So his colleagues quietly waited for him to die. They
all disagreed with him, and they just thought this was
so stupid. He died in seventeen forty four, so this
has been around for a long time. Age forty two.
That same year, his fellow Swede Carl flip the scale
zero freezing, one hundred boiling. And that is a version
that we know today as it should be. So the fa,

(01:04:08):
I mean, the fact was fine that he left us,
but sort of in general, it just doesn't feel like
one that I'm going to be like, oh my gosh,
I heard this amazing fact. I think Hayley would have
come up with their own amazing fact. Yeah, yeah, I
actually could have, and I wish that I had of now,
but I just did it, and I just read what
was given to man. Actually, I feel sort of empty
and rather disappointed at the end of it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
It's just like a man putting words in a woman's mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Do you know what would make you feel better? What
singing fact of the Day opera style? No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
I thought we just saw it on people just leaving.
They'll leave.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Someone actually message and saying I thought the fact of
the day's song was prerecorded. This is proven that it's not. Yeah,
it's not. So Today's fact of the day is that
the selsiest scale originally, but the guy that created it
was backwards. Fact of the Day Day Day, Yeah, do

(01:05:00):
didn't dead dad deep deep dead Dope dead ope doop deadpoop.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
The ZM podcast Network play z MS.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Fletch, Worn and Hailey and Shannon. You're a bride'smaid.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
I'm a bridesmaid for the first time this week, first time.
I'm currently so much I'm in three bridal parties at
the moment, but this is the first one actually that
you know, the ideas are happening, what like the weddings
this week?

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Oh right, right right? Your other ones are to come. Yeah,
yeah right, I was going to say that's surprising. But also,
you are significantly younger than me, so it's sort of
now is the time that your friends are starting to
get married. Yeah, so I'm twenty six, so ten years
that's right. There's ten years between you and May and
ten years between me and Fletch. Yeah hah, Fletch the oldest.
Are you feeling a little bit nervous about your role?

(01:05:51):
It's kicked in this week. I was like, okay, so
I got my nails done yesterday and I got it
a book nice proofed by the bride, and like, there's
just lots of anxiety of I am such an extra person.
I'm a spray tans girl. I'm a I'm very extra
with how I am and a lot of people aren't
like this. I'm just trying to read the vibe of
like I don't want this to be my day because

(01:06:11):
it's not my day, but also don't you know there,
but also.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Who I am as a person, I know I come
across a.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Bit like that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Also, Okay, the one thing you should check is if
everyone in the bridal party is doing a spray tan,
in particular the bride. I've had a spray tan once
for a bridal party and I was the maid of honest,
I was next to the bride and she went with
her natural like gorgeous, pale skin and in the photos
it's humorous, Like it's humorous.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
How brown I am? Yeah, I think I'm going to
do a home one just to be oh really, Oh yeah,
well that's.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
What I want to know. What could go wrong being
a bridesmaid. Maybe this is going to make me more anxious,
but this is going to so you want to know
what went wrong when you were a bridesmaid or a
groan in the bridal party or a bridal party.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
I've been a bridesmaid five times, I think, yeah, and
the only time anything went super wrong other than a
couple of the marriages are done.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
That wasn't your father than that the day was like
a complete waste of money. Was oh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
We were like I was doing all my bridesmaids duty
for my friend and I was like, great, all I'm
doing is focusing on her and the day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
And then we're about to literally walk out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
And I was like, who's him seeing the thing? And
she was like, oh, I just hadn't thought of that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Oh my and she.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
And then I had to turn from bride'smaid to like
day organizer EMC.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
But yeah, nothing like terribly bad. Yeah, well it's been
good talking to Carl when so much. She's been asking
questions and I'm like, I don't know. She's like, we
should know that. How are you getting from the airport?
There's no uber and the cargo, Shannon.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
That was a wild one yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Actually, yeah, someone message and just now I was actually
the bride. Something went wrong for one of my bridesmaids.
My maid of honor was doing a speech about me
into the micro into the microphone. Out of no, we
let out a massive birth Q one hundred THREEY people
had hysterical shot. Laughter.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
People still talk about it twelve years later. Oh no,
do a turn.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Well, this is what we want to know this morning.
Give us a call. Oh, eight hundred dollars a m
you can text us. Well nine six nine sex.

Speaker 10 (01:08:15):
Is what went wrong in the bridal party right now?
We want to know what went wrong when you were
a member of the bridal party. Producer, Shannon, you're a
bride's maid this weekend, yes, down in a corrigal and
you're a little bit worried about.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
What could go wrong? It's your first time. Yeah, I
just feel like I'm going to mess it up somehow. Yeah, probably, Jana,
what went wrong when you were a bride'smaid? Good morning, Jana, Hi, oh,
good morning. Tell us what happened.

Speaker 11 (01:08:41):
I was probably about eight or nine bridesmaids and my
cousin really excited all over the top, big fancy dress,
you know, in the eighties, I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Love to pass.

Speaker 11 (01:08:52):
Yeah, nobody told me that I needed to lift my
dress when going.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Up the steps. Oh yeah, because you. Oh yeah, when
we were walking towards the Bactism to go and sign
all the license and everything.

Speaker 11 (01:09:04):
Yeah, face planted.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
In front of everything.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Oh not, but at least you were a kid, and
it was sort of endearing, do you know what I mean.
It's like sort of cute.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Yeah. But each family, so they never let me forget
twenty years later.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Yeah, it comes up all the time. They bring it
up all the way. Jana, Thank you so much. Lisa.
What happened when you were in the bridal party?

Speaker 11 (01:09:26):
Yes, so I was a bridesmaid for my friend and
I just had a breast reduction. So I'm very proud
of my boat.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Thank you. Welcome to the anybody teddy community, but might
have gone significantly bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
So i've I've leaft, you've taken my spot.

Speaker 11 (01:09:41):
Oh, congratulate, thank you. And so I decided to go
bold umbrella. But I ought to try on the dress
without a bra on and on the day could very
clearly see my nipples. So and I didn't have anything,
so I it improvised in salo taped tissues and at

(01:10:06):
the end of the night I was pulling the salad
tape off and wrapped off a lot of skin.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
List I've ripped off my nipples before as well.

Speaker 11 (01:10:15):
It's the worst, it's the worse. But you know, the
bride was beautiful, her day went off without a hitch
and I met my husband, my husband at so he's
liked my tissue nips.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Does he call you tissue nips?

Speaker 11 (01:10:31):
No, he doesn't, but you will now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I love this? Can I honestly I'm feeling this already.
Can I want to give Lisa Caller of the Week.
Absolutely for the week.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
We're giving you a Chemius Warehouse prize pack for our
Call of the Week. Well done, it's too good, stay
on it. George Will sought you could get your information,
keep your texts coming through nine six nine six, give
us a call and a dalzy And what went wrong
when you were in the bridal party?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
For women on the mic? It's too much? Is it
too much? Honestly really crinking in here. You were recently
a bride, but I have you've been a bride's.

Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
Mate, yes, for maybe smote maid of honor. How was
it epic? The one thing that's like hard that I
will say, as if they've got a veil and you've
got to like, if it's Wendy, hold that veil.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
But then yeah, I could feel the wind pulling her
veil and I was like, loosen up a little bit
and you're trying so And that was my whole mission,
was basically that you're on veil duties.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Well, right now we're hearing about maybe when being in
the bridal party didn't go so well and so bad?
One so so far. My auntie passed out at my
mum and Dad's wedding. She was bride's maid number three,
just hit the deck. I woke up with full blown
influenza two days before and then I gave it to
the bride and she woke up the day of with
her emplorenza ain't no joke, and like doing your vows,

(01:11:51):
you be all stuffed up and your brain doesn't even
function when you're going through that day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
So the words, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Yeah, awful burn someone said, peeling skin visible in my dress.
My best friend married my ex and I was the
maid of honor at the wedding, tell us I am
all modern. The father of the groom kept bringing up
the fact that with the groom dated me in his
wedding speech, and for the rest of the night people
were coming up to me and my new fiance asking
for the story of what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
I've been a bridesmaid five times and I've got it
down to such a fine art.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
I turned it into a business and now I'm an
OTD coordinator.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Onli day of the day, on today coordinator.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
My worst as a bridesmaid was sunburned. The makeup artis
had to spend all of her time on me. But
it does the bride.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
It doesn't do anything. You can't cover that as a bridesmaid.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Walking down the aisle, the stitch in my a line
dress gave way, making my girlies very exposed. I had
to use the bouquet of flowers to cover them up
during the ceremony while standing next to the bride, we're
talking about the tatars.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Well, yes, and I know this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
I've learned the rule for holding a Bokay it's pubes,
not boobs.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Yeah, pubes. So I'm going to do that. Yeah, like this,
it looks you look silly. Yeah. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
The head bridesmaid, the maid of honor, and bride had
a fight at the hen's do. I was pregnant and
sober trying to figure out what was going on. The
bridesmaid ended up being kicked out of the bridal party
and wedding and a scramble for another one to fill
the slot. I was a slot filler once.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Is it weird being a bridesmaid slot for Yeah? I
knew I was as well. Yeah, there's nothing worse. My
friend was like, oh, you know, I wanted you, but
I just said that. I was like, babe, I don't care.
I'll be there. Like it's all good. I'll chuck on
the dream dress. Umm. Wedding in Totdunger.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
I drove from Wellington, left my dress and all the
bridesmaids dresses, shoes, accessories at home. Managed to get them
to todunger in time without the bride knowing. But it
was a tight time frame and very very stressful. There's
so many messages. My sister was my bridesmaid in the
zip on your dress broke and my mum had to
sow her into it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
If you got is it a good structured dress?

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
So the dress is one of those ones you can
tie a hundred ways. So it's just a skirt with
two long pieces of fabric. So I need to figure
out how to get the girls in and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Down taper Mom, Yeah, take those bad boys or we've
heard from a man morning guys.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
I was the best man, and yes, I forgot the ring,
remembered as we were standing there doing the formalities. Oh
my god, this makes me feel so anxious. I turned
to my mate. Did the sign off? Did the sign
of putting a ring on the finger?

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Off? He tottles to the motel. Wasn't back in time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
At first they didn't believe me, but we used the
bride's sister's ring. It actually ended up being very funny.
The ring arrived while we were signing the paperwork and
they did it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Then. Do you know what it did?

Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
None of it matters if I'm honest, none of it matters.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
You don't even know you're in cloud now. You stand
in the you say anything. Yeah, and Belin, we don't
have the rings. It's just damn it given to me later.
We'll do a ceremony at the reception.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
You know, as long as the bride and groom don't know,
I reckon like for anything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
That's the main advice. And you've got kind of like
a chill bride and groom would be good if they
do find the best to be chill. Yeah, I'm so
glad we made myself so much more. Yeah, Well, good luck.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
I'm always back tomorrow morning from Sydney Shivers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Guys, ten out of ten podcasts, that one.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Yeah, I think two of us were ten out of
ten and one of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Which one? We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating
and review, please do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
And this is a bad one, don't know, don't bother, Yeah, no,
don't don't bother.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
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