Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 1st 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitian Podcast Network. This is for the Police
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Warehouse, the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Welcome to
the show. Hello is the first of December. Oh oh spugghetti,
Oh that makes me happy?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well you want this year to keep going?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, I'm excited, I'm how I'm happy it's the first
of December. We'll also the heck up it's.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, a rubbish way to start the week.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's also three weeks to pop off pop off for
a little break.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Ah, I don't even pop off like pop off.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
No no, no, no full pop off, full pop off,
full pop off.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Coming up on the show The Top sex Born. Yeah,
a executive for Campbell's Soup probably wants to find a
new job after being caught saying that soup's just for
poor people. Well he will be because he's been fired.
Has been fired for saying soups just for poor people.
A bit of a week for Campbell's Soup. The famous can,
of course, painted by Andy Warhol. I've never personally had

(01:06):
a can of campbell soup neither. It's not that big here,
is it? No, it's not it is here though.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, I've definitely seen it. Yeah, more corn based, I
think than tomato. Definitely seen some Campbell's corn.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh chowder. It's good to be a tomato. It's going
to be a soup. The tops of sort of people
that can enjoy soup. Okay, poor people, they might also
be poor. But yeah, but that's by the bar. That's
not their defining feature. Sell it at a pole today.
Do you dress up when you fly?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
That was the old thing. My parents used to always
say that dress up, you might get an.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Upgrade, or you don't. Don't you really don't. But it
was it was a glory days of flying. American transport
secretaries come out saying, you know, we should be dressing up,
and we shouldn't be barefoot for putting our feet up so.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I can sit on a plane for seventeen hours faring
I'm drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
A long haul flight trackies, Oh my god, they're best.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
You gotta got everything's got to be soft and floating.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You've got to be comfortable. Yeah, well that's a slidtle pole.
We'll dove into those results soon. Also, on the rise
prenups for pitts, Yes there are. We'll dive into that.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
But you want to kick off the show with some
really exciting bridge news.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, yeah, something's going to be facts and I'm not
happy about it.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
But the reason you're not happy about it is so selfish.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yes, Fletchorn and Haley big Pod.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, I was quite upset when I saw this story.
Let's got you upset this morning, But do you know
what it is? A glimmer of hope. Because there's a
glimmer it's still going to happen still. So pairs are
about to begin on the most hit bridge in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
So you mean like scrape in the top.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, like you like like the tin walled viaduct. It's
in tin walled ash burden, Okay, and it is apparently
according to Kiwu Rail it has hit on average thirteen
times a year by people with like tall once a month. Yeah,
but what clearence have we took on there? Points two
point three nine? Yeah, So it's low, it's closed at

(03:09):
the moment, and it's about to be repaired. They're going
to replace the wood beam with a steel beam. But
I thought they were going to like fix it and
raise it, but they're not, So it's still going to
get hit. Two point three Nine's low. That's low because
average the range is one point eight. Like I stand
next to the ranger and we're about the same height. Yeah,
so it's only you know, forty more cinemas forty fifty

(03:31):
more cinameters above. If you're one of those van giant trucks,
you can't go under that a.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Like the high aces with a sort of popp Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Know, because I always love when you see like a
trade going into a parking building and they're like looking like,
am I heading that thing?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
I've scraped a earth, Yeah, I scraped a rental rental
van's roofs.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, one marching, I've had an antenna going kind of
get dragged. So because I it does bring me joy
to see you know those pictures when you see a
bus that goes under it wedges that I love that
constellation drive an Auckland that bus recently went under something
scraped and the fire. I mean, obviously I don't want

(04:08):
people to die. I don't want anyone who's so fun scrape.
But if it's like a bus or a truck getting
wedged under an overbridge, I find that so amusing every time.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
So you call this ten World Viaduct I didn't know
they had a viaduct down there.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
You should do frozen Mars frozen. It's it's act by
its proper civilianeering gym.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
We should start at three pm, you know, perfect viaduct time.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, yeah, going. Apparently it's about to be it's closed
at the moment for for cars and pedestrians, but they're
going to repair it before Christmas, so it'll be open soon.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
So you'll get back to the joy of scraping rod.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I thought they were going to scrape some road out.
It makes sense sense. Yeah, it makes into a valley.
Go back twenty minutes that way, and twenty minutes an
oiside of the bridge and just start digging a little deeper. Yeah,
dig a little deeper. So yeah, I mean look forward
next year, one a month on my let's get those
numbers up. Do we even camera it? Do have a camera,
Let's get a camera down there. There's that one in

(05:03):
Melbourne that trucks are constantly under that has got a
camera on it. Now, it's it's fun.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
It's all just the fun of life, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
The fun of life?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Eaged in tunnels. It doesn't fit in there, dude, What
have you done?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
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and Haley.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
So prenups becoming more I guess what, more widely discussed,
more widely accepted.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's not just the mega wealthy that are, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Relationship because it's you don't have to be with someone
for time now, not even prenups youles. Yeah, you can
do a relationship, property agreement.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
No nuptsuals, need it.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
No, I always forget. It's not always about them getting
your money. It's you taking on half their ditch.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah as well, it's a bit of everything you can
literally almost like a very similar to a will. Actually
you you say what you want in your prenup, and
the rise of pitt and ups is going on right
on up. Okay, So people, you know, they break up
and they've got dogs or cats or something, and then
that's another thing to fight about during a breakup. Pitting

(06:10):
ups prevent that.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
So it's a written agreement about who gets the pit
if you split, decided before things go south.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Basically, But if you meet someone and like say I
met someone, I've got a cat, then that's mine if
we break up, obviously, no it's not.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
If you meet someone, they could turn around and say like, well, well,
i've been living in this house. I've been feeding major
mus I've been looking after him.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
There's a robot money our money. Technically this is a
robot feeder.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
But that robot feed is going to take you for
half of what you're including your cat.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Wait, I need a prenup. Yeah, okay, my robot vacuum cleaner.
You've got to prene up with that. Oh no, it
left me and for did it? How fine? Did it
leave you before it? Right? Now, that's a good got outside,
but I got too far away from the base.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Around.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
So it says it's becoming increasingly common among couples under
thirty five, you know, who aren't having kids.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So the pets are the kids everything? Yeah, like for baby.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
If somebody who says fur baby to my face, I'll say,
I've never punched anyone ever.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
In my life, but I will punch them, okay for.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
A baby, for a baby becoming very if without one.
Apparently judges, So if I got that bad, you were like,
I want the dog.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I want the dog. You went caught over it.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Judges rely on things like micro chips vit paperwork and
receipts decide ownership.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
So who's paid for it more?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh okay, so if your partner, if you get a partner, yeah,
pigs fly not very nice to call them there, Well I.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Was sorry to know. I mean it was sort of
more instant.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
It takes fly, I mean just famously flies all around
the world, and you can not calling you a peg.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's just saying why.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Wait till there's a peg that can as much as Okay, okay,
well I didn't mean that.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I didn't mean it like that, But say you got
one and then they we're feeding and paying for Major Murray's, yeah,
vet work or something that.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
A little bit entitled to it.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
So what you should include in your pet now, who
the pet lives with upon separation, Visitation and time sharing
if possible. I went right to my friend's house the
other day and the dog was there and they were saying,
oh yeah, bloody, so and so is going to be
picking them up, And I say, what are.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Your main share them? Yeah? Yeah, people do that all
the time. Cut the tether, visitation rather give them the dog,
you know, like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Financial responsibility, medical emergency decisions, relocation rules, so that, yes,
you can take major Murray from May, but he can't
leave Auckland.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
You can't take them down to Crush.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
So I can come around and pat him whenever I want.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, and first run a refusal if one can't keep
the pet. So if you're like, well and now I
have I live in a house that doesn't allow pets
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
If you're all in love in your relationship, you like,
let's get a kitten or a puppy. You're not getting
a print up at that stage, No, I know, but
you shirt what how did you time to do it?
I mean, like I get having the adult conversation about prenups,
but a pit like that's not a sixy conversation.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I had a little text from a lawyer, lawyer here.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, and we took the hat and what do you
do Remembervorn and I walked past that lawyer? What was
that shop we walked past in Sydney and they sold
the weggs that they wear that the bars. Yeah, we
wouldn't have she would have thought that would have been
an online shop by now getting much traffic. It was
over the way from the what DoD they call it
the Sydney law district or something the local court.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Before I read this message from the lawyer, it.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Would be like turning up to work and you've not
got andies and you need to somewhere emergency. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Can that lawyer dis missage back and let us know
if they've got a work Yeah, and if they hire
it or do they keep it?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Much of the weg?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Do you have your own work?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
How much a lawyer wegg?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Because it's sheep, it's.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Will as I oh my to wear them unless you're
in like the super duper High Court, you know, driving
under the influence that's not your districts. A professional legal
weg in New Zealand can range from approximately one hundred
and ninety eight to over sixteen hundred dollars. If I

(10:17):
was a lawyer and I was just thinking, you're some
standing courtroom bers at the time and it's extra parking fines.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Rock up in the full black cloak and the yeah, okay,
Well the lawyer's message and when you have a message
back about the wig, which I'll say it, lawyer, we're
actually more interested in now than what you've got to say.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
About pitt nups.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I do toterms of relationship property agreements. One time I
had the other side fight for the cat. They were
fighting them again.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Then two months later decided she wanted to live over
season put the cat in the pound.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
What that spiteful? Boys, So she was just so spiteful
she didn't want to part. Even then when she left,
she didn't give the partner the that's unbelieving.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Now you're gendering this.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I borrowed the wig from my boss. Shockingly expensive this. Yeah, yeah,
so you and your boss are sharing a wig.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm not happy about that as your partner. About you
and your bus sharing a wig?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, that actually makes you feel quite uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
The Fletchvorne and Haley Pod.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
From the Fletchvorne and Haley group chat. This is the
top six. Well, an executive from Campbell's Soup has been fired. Yes,
after his comments were leaked. They were recorded without his knowledge.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, so it wasn't a public statement, but which means
it really came from the.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Heart, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
It's authentic saying that soup the company's food is for
poor people.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
And did he did he say something it's ultra process
and he said something about three D printed meat or something.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah, he was really ripping it apart.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, and they've come out and.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
One of the things he said, we have four poor
people who buys our ship. I don't buy Campbell's products
barely anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Do you need meat?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
I don't want to eat a piece of chicken that
came from a three D printer. And then racist stuff,
racist stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, a little bit of ras.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Ifing, racial slur. Don't know a ifing thing. They couldn't
think for them.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
If it's it is.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's bad. It's not good. Look, and he's been he's
been sacked rightfully.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
So what a pro He's probably all right though, you know,
money wise, if you're the campus has been around for years.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Andy Warhawter like famous. Well, the top six people are
top sex people that can also enjoy suit, Okay, other
than poor people. Other than poor people, they might also
be poor, but none of our business. No. I like
these packet soups. They're nice, they're booze. They've gone up
in price, the goose soups. Yeah, yeah, they're nice. I

(12:50):
love them. A rusty bread in there. Top sex people
that can enjoy soup Number six some of us people
with their teeth, that's right, yeah, a suit. It's a
food for them, isn't it a liquid? Yeah? Soft if
their arbits and are soft not required of a barley,
find of a barley and the soup, yeah I will,
you will. Yeah, why welcome the grains. It's got bigs,
sort of like packing out the soup energy, not a

(13:12):
check pee. I hate a chickpea in a soup.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, that's turned it more into a stew.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah. Well, some of those goop sex soups they have
the chickpeas in them. I think you know why, because
it fills them up. Chap gentols. Yeah, barley and chickpeas.
We know what you're doing there. Number five and the
less of the top six people that can also enjoy soup.
People that don't own forks. Okay, yeah right, good man.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
If you tried to fork a souper.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, ridiculous. So you don't own a fork, you're not
gonna be able to stab foods. This is perfect because
this is this is liquid. Perfect. Top six sort of
people that can enjoy soup. Number four and that's the
people who are cold. Yeah, will really warm you up,
you do crave it? Yeah, it gets straight in there,
as you say. But a crusty bread with far too

(14:02):
much better.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Actually, I'm having bread for dinner.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah yeah, you can go through a whole tiger life.
Oh yeah, so it's a cake and you're like, but
I had soup, so it's a light meal. The rigetables. Yeah,
the breed got dissolved by the soup. It's still so.
Number three and the less of the top sex sort
of people that can also enjoy soup people who like
to use very thick straws. Yeah, okay, very sucking up

(14:28):
the garden like a garden hose. Okay, drink your soup
up through that. You'd even get your chickpeas up a
garden house. Yeah, you would chick peas up. The garden
house was actually a rock with Number two and the
less of the top sex sort of people that can
enjoy soup are people who have a thermos.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, a Stanley thermos. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I just recently tried to use my thermost the weekend.
I went up to the trains. Oh nice, I packed
the firmos. Have a hot drink on the train. There's
seals gone. Oh but it wasn't official Thermous because you know,
Thermous is the brand you you always like the knockoff
cheap chess and then giving it all right, okay, I

(15:10):
got given this, of course you did. So you've got
to Stanley emotional thermous.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Well, you're welcome to my Stanley thermos. Use yet, get
one for Christmas? That's the one dead. Yeah, and then
in summer you can use it for like icy pin.
I put wine in mine wan. It keeps my wan,
keeps the cool cool.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
In the World War.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Number one of the less of the top six sort
of people that can enjoy soup. Flitch, Yeah, Flitch is
number one already. Soup man, you're getting some chicken, some
proats in there. Chickens a crusty nub of sour something
it could do to me in the minute. It's got
beef in it. It's not a soup anymore. Then it's
this jew chicken, know what about it? That's a soup.

(15:56):
There's beef in that. But I wouldn't know. I wouldn't
know a beef always chicken.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
For you were all entited to have our own fur.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Why don't you off? You can put off?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
We can. He's going to be If you can have chicken,
then what we'll we have to know who's is whose?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's great? Yeah, yeah, one can off. That's scary. We
should own one of those soup trucks and call it
foot off. That would be appropriate. A three white people
making fun of the language. Yeah, like, for God's sake.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well a third of the restaurants in
the country. Yeah sure, ah. That is today's top six.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Does that m podcast needwork plays?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
It is twenty four days to Christmas, basically three weeks
away and a little bit. And Christmas for many people
means time with family, and for many people that is
a little stressful. And I think even if you get
along with your family, having lots of family around can
be stressful.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Even brings it. And oh yeah they're loud, aren't they can't.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I'm a child free family. My parents have two kids, and.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
We childfrey family are the child of the family.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I mean, though we've got no children, and then me
and my brother don't have kids, and that's us.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, so it's a very adult. I've really got to
I've really got to bring the girls around the Hailey's
house and get them in this. Will you know. I've
got two children, children who I love. Your your kids
are scared of Haley's house because of all the dead animals, animals,
and then I let us sit on the couch. Yeah,
looking at you two, I just think maybe take one
each ends up in Flitch as well, it is going

(17:40):
to be significantly better off than whoever ends up on
the bus end. I don't want to be anywhere near
your two wells. Yeah, mine's less of a will and
more of a world. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, So my family Christmas this year is just me, mom, dad,
my brother and his fiance Nina.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Like, we're just cares. We're not doing gifts, we're not.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
Doing taking a No dates for Christmas, no dates for Christmas,
a little, a little hook up, but Christmas.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I murder. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Did you do a Christmas Tender? Oh my god, I'll
go on Chris. I'll go on Tender on Christmas and
have a look around and just changing your profile. Who's
hungry talking, change all your profile pictures. Your Mum's amazing Christmas? Yeah,
get a big hungry I don't have six on Christmas.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I reckon, you've done a fat yui and you'll invite
someone for Christmas? Because love is not dead.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Love is.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Love is a fish that's been pulled out of water
and it's flopping around on the deck and it is
gasping for you.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I say this as the book sticks out of your
bag behind you.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Don't excuse me. That's a private book.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I am reading. It's a private books. I want to
do that book because that's a bible. It's a type
of bible. Yeah. Anyway, it's about relationships.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
And is indeed and it's anyway, So um, screw you both.
You betrayed me.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Family time over Christmas makes people stress. For why old
roles and old patterns equal instant stress. So we're clicking
back into childhood dynamics.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Mom tells you up for doing something and you know
you're in your thirties or your forties.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Also, boys get together fighting that the hierarchy of the
brotherhood comes back.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
My brother doesn't come home for Christmas, and I reckon,
that's the that's the key, that's the key, the good balance,
stay away.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Too many people, not enough autonomy.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Why does your brother not come back? Is it because
it's expensive? No, it's a person disorder.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Doesn't care.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Now, his wife's family's really into Christmas, and he's just
like it's just easier and right.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Old complaints, old conflicts and political differences, equal tension, pressure
to enjoy it all, adds girl from that was the
first time I hosted Christmas, and I was like, yeah,
it's going to be having fun except for me. Some
signs you've hit your limit on the day, irritable, snappy
or suddenly moody, replaying conversations in your head, being like.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I can't believe my brother just said that. Did he
actually just said in the kitchen?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Are you draw tight?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Stomach up, set headaches?

Speaker 8 (20:07):
What to do?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Take some guilt free breaks? Walk, can't I've got some errands.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah, okay, I'm going to go for a run.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I don't run. Put your phones.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Very good point. You're getting out of the getting out
of the house.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Skip some activities. You don't need to be at everything.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
If you're part of a family that starts doing a lot,
you might be like, hey, I'm actually going to use
this Tevis, snooze, recharge alone, rest, TV journal, call of friends,
set some brown boundaries, I need a breather, and remembering
that actually quality time is better than endless time. So
you have to take things into into consideration. If you're
coming over, say my brother's coming over, he's doing a week.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yep, a week. He's doing that thing.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
This is my brother did last year.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I love him dearly. Arrives on Christmas Day, so now
to drive over the hell and get them?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Are you.

Speaker 7 (20:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
No? Last year we're.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
You just loiter outside. And and then this year he's
arriving Christmas Eve, which is fine. What time I don't know,
it'll be ghastly. He's on a budget.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
And then he's staying for my New Year's party, invited himself,
you know, I to cure out my groups. But that's fine,
he'll put it nicely, okay, and then flying out on
New Yesday. No newsday doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
It doesn't happens a super sabbath, isn't it day. I'm
not doing anything on you.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
You literally can't. You can't function on you. I would
have just gone to bid by the time he's getting
up to go to his flight.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Anyway, it's about it.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
It's about taking the time that you need and taking
the little breaks rather than going three days five days.
If someone says two weeks though too long long.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
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and Haley Finley Silly Little Pool.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
It is so silly, silly, silly that SiO.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Today's silly little pole. Do you dress up for the airport?
Do you dress up for air pane travel?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Members? Are we surprised you with Barley and you was
wearing like quite slim.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Jeans travel And I'm quite comfortable in jeans.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
No, no, I won't buy a pair of jeans if
they're not comfortable, or if they are uncomfortable, I'll just
wear them and wear them, wear them until they just
shape marbled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, every day. But no, that
was Now that's a problem leaving a country that's one
climate to go to another country that's a very oh yeah, yes, swamp.
You gotta have you gotta have a change of clothes,

(22:42):
your shorts ready and get changed on the plane. Well
all the way. Casual, casual, casual, comfortable. You might have
seen this in the news the other week. Are US
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, you wanted Americans to button up
and look sharp when they fly? Hit at the This
was a hit of Thanksgiving just because he said, standards of.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
La Who cares, I know what you're dressing up for
exactly unless you're going to, like if you're flying into
the Middle East. You know, don't we your time of
little jim booty shorts. You know, be respectful where you're landing.
But others than that, who cares?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
He said, manners don't stop at the gate? Are you
dressing with respect? Let's let's try not to wear slippers
and pajamas as we come to the airport. You know,
it doesn't bother me. I mean, maybe work on I
don't know, getting more air traffic controllers or yeah, everything
else is wrong with your country as Republican. People that
are homophobic and transphober always get caught sleeping with you know,

(23:35):
you know it's trying to put this guy loves a slouch.
Sounds like he loves a track pan to admit it
through babes. If you want to be comfortable in twenty
twenty five, you comfortable That Instagram page we always used
to follow and love, but I feel like it's passenger Shaman. Yeah,
they got too much. They hat of sharing people who right, well, yeah,

(23:57):
they'd always like put people post people with their feet
up on the wall or someone drying their dogs on
the airvent. It's a great page. Well, we asked if
you dress up for the airport, dress up for travel,
comfy clothes. I don't care how I look eighty eight percent, yeah,
twelve percent. I make an effort and try to dress up,
so you do a comfort We were at the airport

(24:18):
a few months ago and you saw that lady and
you were like, I'd love to be her one day.
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
And she it was class, you know, had draping and jewelry,
and she'd put on a face and their eye was
absolute sack of shpe and you do. You look at
them and you think that is a lovely, classy way
to travel. Yeah, she's in business, and if she's not,
she should she should be.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
She should be. She was trying for the upgrade, but
she didn't get it. That doesn't work anymore, Carlena said.
She had some responses from people on Instagram. Carlena said,
because getting dressed up ain't it if you aren't getting
an upgrade. So comfy is the way the Green Lolly
would want me to be comfortable, said guy, and he
raises a wonderful point. Yeah, the Green Lolly would, it
would Alicia said, basic flights, I dre it's nice international.

(25:01):
It's all about comfort. Yeah, maybe traveling for bis some
business trap could be even if you do get an upgrade,
like we've been able to fly for business for work,
and we've I've had upgrades like I don't care. I'm
wearing trade pants. I don't give.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
It's almost better when your house is walking past and
us slob up here and I'm like, yeah, I don't
belong here.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Ainsley said, I feel like I'm more likely to score
an upgrade if I look respectable. It done. Now you're
you're not getting one. Koie, no posh for for me
elastic pants to hold the bloat and sustain the post
far post flight farts.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Year ye year, something to trap them in.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, Asia, I'm gonna be if I'm gonna be stucking
kettle casts on a plane, I don't em my clothing
to add to the discomfort. It's comfort clip all the way.
I don't know how people go long haul and jeans
neither like no way.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
My parents do do a little bit of class on
a flight, but they my mum will often change on
the plane into something a looser slack right slat.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, Alicia said, it's gangway, not runway. And if I
meet in my soul mate on a plane or at
an airport. They getting into real me.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Oh you're true though, Oh my god, Because I sat
next to two hotties on one of my flights this week.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
A photo con't I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
You could literally say, I believe you may be one
of the most beautiful humans I've ever seen. Is it right?
If I show my friends, are you talking about it?
Brown skin?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
And then I will say so, I'm an aisle, brown skin,
light eyeses next to me in mud and on.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
The writer wasn't mad either. The book was writing itself right,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh no, I need to be Yeah, but he wouldn't
have looked at me because I looked like a slob.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, should have said, yeah, he's his soew mate. There's
a beautiful hybrid of dressing company and putting an effort
no slobs in the in the lounge, jarl well making
you're wrong, because I'll go on the lunt a complete slob.
I'm than the lad. You were on the red carpet
last week at a Hollywood uh uh as actor event

(26:57):
and you were in your birkenstocks, decenter rating literally to
grand and was like, how bad are they? Because they've
got a Cobbler and they saw them at the weekend
and we're like, dud know that toast man chatty dress
in the airport was our little poll today. We asked
you and eighty eight percent of you said it's comfy

(27:18):
all the way baby.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
That M podcast network plays MS flesh.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
First of December tonight, I know elf on the Shelf
down on the shelves will be arriving. Elms will be
arriving at the houses around the country to keep.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
An eye on the children and report how do they
get there because the train system.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Is not ready yet. Magic magic Sometimes it's through a
little door and that's up to each individual. Alf Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well I'm the happy out on the Shelf day to
those who celebrate.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yes, this my this will be my third year.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh no, it's a Christmas tree one payday as well
till Christmas.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Stop it. We had a payday Friday and it's gone.
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Like, it's yeah, puff, it's gone. You can't call them there,
you can't shout he addresses.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
So the first of December in my house for the
third year, I think it was a third or fourth year.
Third year, I think it marks the day I'll put
up my Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
So you're always hard. December one hard December one.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
November feels too early.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
I'm not that hardcore, but you got if you miss
the first and then it's sort of the week goes
on and then and then it's like, why put it
up because you don't have it up for long enough,
and it's it's like quite a difficult task. Yeah, I've
made a couple of decisions. Okay, remember last year, by mistake, I.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Got white lights, bright white lights, like cold cold white lights.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Christmas lights yesterday, and I was like, these ones people
are like no ones. You get the warm ones. You've
got to get warm.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
It makes it feel so lovely.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
And I like white because it reminds you of ice icense.

Speaker 9 (29:03):
I know.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
But the light that it lets off is so cool
and blue and cold. That to me would be a
great silly little pole warm or white or year year
or multi.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Oh yeah, the rainbow will do that for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
That's a great idea cold.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Icicle white, warm white or multi color.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Because it also depends on your room as well and
the theme of your tree.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yes, so last year it went in the in my
lounge where the TV is, and that's kind of an
icy blue colored room.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
So I was like, I'm okay with it.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
It's moving now because I've got curtains and also parents.
So the cheer, like I've got to have a cheer.
The congratulations on both of those recent purchases. I wish
it was a little orphan.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I was a little don't you don't know ghost they
did the orphans, Yeah, no issue.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Do you eat bloody Christmas?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Now?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Mis a flect child. We eat lots of food and
heaven brother oh believes a never warm thing in heaven.
Oh God.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Anyway, So I'm moving it to the front of my
house now. And what I'm going to do is because
I don't really have corners in my house, you know
what I mean? Like this, you do a skinny it's
a very skinny house. It there's not really a lot
of room for it.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna plant it in
the middle and I'm gonna sort of orient the room
around it.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm sorry, I can't go in the middle of a room.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
It's gonna go in the middle of the room.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Christmas tree here at work isn't the most.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
It's like they sort of put it down to have
a rest and just didn't move it again to the corner,
the corner and it's just there.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
No, what is it doing here?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Do you think that's bad? If I did that? Because
my house doesn't have a good corner. You put it
in front of the fireplace because you're I was going
to put it near the fireplace, but it was sort
of just been in front of it.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, that's odd, isn't it. It's odd? That's WoT different.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
It's a bit queer, how awfully clear? If I do
put it just in the middle, it feels a bit
more intense.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
People are shocked that the orphans may not be dead,
the ghosts of the I'm looking at.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
If I look on you actually google Christmas, I definitely died,
brother says to orphans. They don't google that it might
be a grim result. They don't. They died. I saw that,
I saw the car. Did you see? Then? There is
no desks certificate? Have they been? We're going to christal

(31:47):
on our hands.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
How very peculiar water Christalie.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
We're gonna have new characters when we play the detectives.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Of it.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
We've got ourselves quiet for so.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
That's not the character to keep workshopping there. The posh
detective Nice would be a detective.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
He sounded like a baron. A baron who's so rich is?
I think they are looking for the off British British Orphans.
The Christmas Orphans Are Dead.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Podcast network play ens Flesh One and Haley Well.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
The Weggels have been pulled into some controversy.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
And we would have never thought they are the most
wholesome people we've ever met.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Now live lovely group of people. It's this song that's
got them in trouble. Yeah, so it was a video
to the song with Kelly Holiday. Now. The Wiggles have
been accused of endorsing drug use and tarnishing their brand
after two members of the beloved children's group were featured

(33:02):
in a TikTok dancing with musician Calli Holiday to this
song that you're hearing now about East to See Now.
The controversial video was removed on Friday afternoon following questions
from the media in Australia. The iconic Wiggles say that
it was done without their permission. Which Wiggles were We

(33:25):
got an Anthony Anthony Blue Wiggle original Blue Wiggle is
that the tree. It's a tree, the dancing tree tree
answer true of the question tree. Yeah. So the ms
hot the released the statement yea they have they have. Yeah.
So the video starts with Calli Holiday gyrating and only
a towel around his waist before showing him dancing with

(33:49):
the peer and the officials Wiggles costumes. It was.

Speaker 10 (33:57):
What it was.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
I was just scoggling what the tree from.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Called the recent ARIA Awards, the Australian Recording Institute Awards.
They the Wiggles took to the stage with Kelly Holiday
for their dancing song and the Tree of Wisdom whatever's
name of true.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, it's got. This song has big tree of was
the energy out there and absolutely thumbs it. This is
a banger.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I hope we start playing this.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Also, did you see Blue Wiggle pulling the having a
photo with the lead singer of Ammal and the Sniffers,
which is like a punk hard punk band, and she's
like ripping the fingers and he's like hey, it's like, guys.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
The Australian musicians celebrating other Australian musicians were just legends
on leg use. Some an AI news story that I
got seen yes, what did you want me to cover
the Wiggles statement, because they don't done. The use of
drugs in any form of content was being shared and
was not created or approved by us, and we've asked
for it to be removed. Okay, well this is from

(34:56):
Channel nine News. It makes it look like Channel nine,
but it's mean German breaking news.

Speaker 9 (35:03):
Tonight, following the recent controversy surrounding Kelly Holiday's ecstasy, the
Wiggles find themselves in hot pingers yet again. Hot Pings
have executed a mid morning raid on the group's Tooked.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Potato tour to a grinding total your.

Speaker 9 (35:24):
Known as absolute carnage, seizing md M A cocaine, LSD,
five thousand disposable vapes and ten.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Because damn Henry the Ograpus has got a vape and
each of us eight arms and vaping and dinosaurs got cogran.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Nitrous canisters stuffed inside Dorothy the Dinosaur's party tale. The
search of Captain feather Sword revealed a splash of Countrilarge.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Police alleged the pirate.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
He's known in the underworld as the mad routund.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Unresponsive I might wake up, creates.

Speaker 9 (36:07):
A new low for a tour already plagued by reports
of on stage brawls, projectile vomiting and alleged physical altercations
with the front row.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's so I generated. Even the voice over sounds like
the woman that does the nine News that is maybe
AI is great.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, it's great until they do this about fletched Thorn
and Hailey. We're found with drugs through the.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
The party tail plays.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
It ends Fletchorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Good Year to be Haley Sprow. Actually career wise.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I was going to say personally, but wise.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Real wise, I've had I've had a bloody cracker. Actually
seven days tour just wrapped.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
I've only really got one more thing to do, No,
two more, three more things to do and then then
then I'm done for Christmas. Right, But it's been a
very busy year, and all topped off with a little
nomination for the New Zealand Comedy Guild Awards for Best
Female Comedian, alongside a great list of friends, many friends
of the Shine friends yep, yeah, but fears arrivals.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, well now we hate each other.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
This is what this is how it works as they
pit us against each other and the women fight and
to win the award, for Best Female Comedian. That you've
got to get a white T shirt on and get
in a bath of jello and fight the till the.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
To the dead. Now is that when we cast our
vote and then at.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
The end you go who won that battle?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Sounds very two thousands pump promo. I don't think that
would fly these.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
No, it's literally just votes from guild members. Yeah yeah,
but members the munchkins and no like the comedians.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Of New Zealand London.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
So the thing, the thing that caught your I fletch
in particular is that it's called it's the best Female Comedian. Yes,
but most some awards for the New Zealand comedy Girls
or the Guilties as they call them, have a sponsor.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yep. So the full title of.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
The award that I've been nominated nominated for is the
guy Montgomery Best Female Comedian Awards for twenty.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Saw him posted yesterday and as socials so good that
he worked out of cost two hundred and fifty dollars
to sponsor an award and he's like, I will sponsor
the female comedy a male comedian. I love that so much.
It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
I mean, this is what.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Happens when you have comedians, right, they will always have
a funny way because it is. It was two hundred
and fifty bucks to nominated award. I'm sure David Kraus
has done one before, right, you know? And you just
chucked for the money just to have a laugh, to
have your name on it. Because even on the like
the little Instagram posts, Guy mont Gomery's bigger than the
words best female Comedian.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
When I saw this, I assumed that he was I
had won an award for comedia. Yeah, I didn't. I
was so confused. I read it.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Guy wrote a friend of the show Guy on He
wrote as an incredible as a quote incredible ally to
women in comedy, and it is an asterix and the
asterisk is quote attributed to Guy Montgomery by Guy montgomer.
When I saw the opportunity to sponsor an award at
this year's Guilty for two hundred fifty dollars, I knew
it was time to put my money where my mouth is.
Congratulated to all the fantastic nominees. And I believe I

(39:32):
speak for the entire industry when I say we can't
wait to find out who will take home the Guy
Montgomery Award for Best Female Comedian. Well, and so it's
not a people voting, No, it's okay, eternal, okay, peer
reviewed kind of yeah, you're yeah. Whereas the award I
lost at the New Zealand Screen Awards, that was you know,
you had to campaign vote for me.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
And yeah, people saying vote for me for something. Yeah,
and that was won by the incredible Scottie Morrison. Love
you happy to lose to him?

Speaker 8 (40:02):
Yea?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
And so how are you up against for the Female Comedian?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Well, there's a bunch of us, because women are funny
now apparently, Angela Drather your Hannah Cosgrove, Oceed Dinner, Mel Bracewell, Abbie,
how's Renee Church, Lis McLeod Whitey Hayley's brother of the kids.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You just jeseus money. That's too many people. That's all
the women. That's all of the women. There's quite a
lot of Harvard.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
There's quite a lot. No, no, because if either got half.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Do'll be off?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
If we have and I wouldn't make the cup, says her.
Mel Bracewell has not lived more than half of her
year in New Zealand. Off the list, we can rit
of mail. Well, she's not. She lives in Australia. Now
she turned her back on the spine A show exactly.
You're in there off the list now, I like, now
there's nothing personal that but we're we're having a coloring session.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Okay, we're coloring.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
We're coloring, all right, Well, good luck. Thank you and
the Guy Montgomery female comedian Space and.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Huge thanks to Guy for this incredible display of allyship
for womenworks. So I want to know from our listeners
right now, when was the moment that you knew that
your relationship was doomed, it wasn't going to stand the
test of time. Now, this is on the back of
an article where eighteen brides shared the moment, sometimes on

(41:21):
the wedding day, that they knew.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
That their marriage. Some of these stories are crazy when
I personally know people who after it ended, but I
knew in the day we got married it wasn't meant to.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
What.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
But I get the pressure of the day, you h
just go I just can't. I can't bail on it now,
like I've just got to go through with that.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
You know before as well, you don't just change on
the day of your wedding some examples.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
I cried walking down the aisle. I kept trying to
tell myself it was happy tears. I now understand that
was dread.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I knew when I was zipping up my wedding dress,
and I didn't have that feeling of you know, I'm
so excited. This is the happiest day of my life.
Some some real, like gut instinct moments. I knew the
marriage was doomed when the groom's speech didn't mention me
at all.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Wow, yep, he told me I looked cute.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Rather than beautiful.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Groom forgot his only job, which was to bring the
champagne to the venue, went surfing instead, got too drunk,
and then I had to drive him home.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
That's on you. Actually.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Groom disappeared during dinner, went dancing on a table alone.
During their wedding dance, groom left his own wedding to go.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Clubbing with his mates, text I love this. Groom showed
up to the wedding.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
After a two day bender where I hadn't heard from him.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
And it doesn't need to be a marriage, just in
your own relationship. When you knew, like penny drop moment,
you go, yeah, maybe it's forever person. Maybe it's just
him on tindo next to you in bed and you're
just so I'll read one. I knew after being with
my then husband for twenty eight years it was doomed
when I saw him on his laptop that he left
open on dating websites, changed to other women, started going

(43:14):
to work meetings suddenly on Saturday mornings, work meetings, but
then the same person messages. Also in our wedding day,
he went off with his mates to have a smoke
and left me to walk into the reception on my own.
It together. It sounds like you were in that relationship
twenty seven years too long? Oh no long? Are you
married for twenty eight? Okay? Yeah, Well these are the

(43:36):
kind of stories we want this morning. I'll wait hundred
dollars at Emson number. Give us a call. You can
take through nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
What was the moment that you knew that your relationship
was doomed? A lot of people sharing online brides in particular,
and sometimes it was on the day.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Oh, what a waste of money.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I know. I would eat and drink everything and be
like if I'm paying for it, you know?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
And then how long do you wait until you're wedding
to call it, because you've got to give it up
least six months, six months or a year.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
I do six months and then quietly break up, and
then about a year later.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's start truckling out the information. Yeah, some of the
messages in when you knew it was over, When you
knew it was doomed. When I was pregnant with our
first child and he couldn't tolerate the morning sickness and
and he yikes, and the attention wasn't one hundred percent
focused on him, I knew it was over. Yep. That's
why you get a puppy before you have kids, right.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Year to see him.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, my husband said in his wedding speech that I
was making a great first wife. Obviously he was joking.
He's an ex husband now, so I guess he was
right and funny. Yeah, when he said, why get married,
it's only going to end a divorce anyway, I meantally,

(44:50):
is he wrong? When I would go into the lounge
and laundr and he wouldn't look up from the PlayStation.
Oh yeah, you can see. If it's a a single
playing game, he can probably pause. But if it's like
a live thing. I mean he's gonna yeah, you know,
the top five in the top five for a news
or lingerie is the rule. I knew it was doomed

(45:12):
when I was told I couldn't have a certain bridesmaid
made to sign a prenup the same day, and all
my family were telling me on the lead up that
I shouldn't be going through with it. Split up after
a year. Well, good that he started, made you sign
that pregnant. Everybody keep what they came in with. Um,
I'm talking about other women in his sleep whose names
weren't my names. It was sleep talking. Sorry, yeah, oh,

(45:37):
he was saying other ladies' names. Yeah, Okay. I knew
when we were in an argument I was pregnant, and
I went on his phone and was messaging a girl
for funky picks and exchangeing an exchange for BK. What
what are you getting? What are you getting? Ka chicken
with cheese?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I'm getting you, I mean BK chicken with ches as soon.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
As a picture of you in some funky positions and
I'll get your big a chicken with cheese medium sit
dudes for free. OK, keep you ticks coming in nine
sex nine getting some beac out of them. Yeah, I hustling.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
We want to know right now, how did you know
the relationship was sturmedment? Was there a moment, an action maybe,
or just a gut feeling, which it often is a
lot of people in this article that sort of sparked
this idea said it was a gut feeling that should
have listened to long before.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend in
five years. I struggled to I have photos taken with
him because you're doing such an a hole. The entire
trip went to break up with the when we got
home COVID lockdown, Oh no, coviddo two five seven. If
you've got if you worked it out, yeah, yeah, maybe
it made you stronger. Speaking of a spear room and

(46:50):
the Tossa locked himself in the spare room during lockdown
to find himself. How was he already felt a little prisony?
What was he making as can find space? Was he
was he like because everybody was a bit worried, there
was a lot of unknown. Was he like kind of
hiding himself from you because he thought you were contagious?
I don't know where in my bedroom I'd look for

(47:10):
it myself. Yeah, it was auto in the lounge is
a television.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I'll find myself watching Sopranos again or something like that.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I knew it was over when I found certain videos
that he had recorded of himself doing something to himself
that he was sending to other men. Oh okay, and
it's just someone in a heterosexual relationship. It doesn't stipulate. Well,
that would be even juicier if that was true. That's
not a surprise to the gays. So I knew on
our wedding day, and my gut was telling me I
wasn't happy and I was making a huge mistake. Yeah, wow,

(47:43):
what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (47:44):
The room?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Then you know he is surely in the leader.

Speaker 10 (47:46):
I know.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
All the groom's family, who had all flown over from Australia,
was all too much. The groom wouldn't look me in
the eye during of speech and got drunk on the
wedding night, basically combat on top of me and I
try to take my dress off myself.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
We separated one year in.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah, so they gave it a year ye yeah, yeah, yeah.
I organized the entire wedding, had to fight at the rehearsal,
had a real sinking feeling walking down the aisle with
the real awakening was a few years later walking into
the night him passing on the bedroom floor. You've done
that for We got to get that out of the
way before the winner. Yeah, front of friends.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah best you know.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Just well Warne was blaming a sleeping pearl and jet
lag a couple of gym booms. That's why I will
never go back to that ibis in Wellington. I've stated
that I probably passed.

Speaker 10 (48:34):
Me.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I knew it was over when he cheated on me,
got the girl pregnant and the baby was due on
my birthday. What I knew it was over when he
accused me of having Tinder on my phone and I
was like, I don't. It was the New Zealand blood
donor wrap.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
It's very similar. It's the same shape.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Because that's the drop of blood and it looks like
a flame. Oh my god, that's amazing. They should they
should do something about that.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
It's the same shape.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Should have a little look what blood apple tender tender?
I always forget what blood type. I am just going
to check on that one today. Do you have the
blood because you have riddled with tatters and mad cow,
aren't you. Yeah? A plus the best blood is that?
Is that the one that can be used for everything,
the best blood, plast best mark you can get an

(49:18):
exam nos b, this is the blood that can be
used for by everybody.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
That's pause, I'm only think right, commented.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
I don't want your blood come those in glasshouses. Oh yeah,
this is.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
That's glass that m podcast network plays that ends flesh.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
One and right now is this a new low?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I'd like you.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I want to paint you an image, and it may
some of you may find this confronting because it is
of me, pants around, ankles on toilet asleep.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Do you guys toilet naked? It's weird, so vulnerable if
it's a big if it's a big number two, I'll
take a shirt off sometimes just right in business. It's
because I'm a sleeper, so sometimes I'll be on the toilet.
I'll be like, I'm completely naked on the toilet. Yeah.
I don't like it's weird because you're just like, Okay,

(50:24):
I prefer.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
A shirted shite, A shirted shite.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
No.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
So I've been quite busy and I performed on Saturday
night in Hamilton for the last of the Seven Days
Live Tour.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Thank you everybody you came and said hello and everything.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
So after that and yesterday morning I had to fly
quickly to Queenstown for the day. So I was like,
after the Seven Days show in Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I'll drive home, Yes, and you're filming that TV show
that I'm not allowed to tell anyone about. But I've
told like so many people, not people I'm allowed to know.
And everyone I tell is really excited about it. I
know the return. I know it's been years. I know.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
It's not have you been paying attention?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
If they got you excited, then I was like, the return,
it's been years.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
No.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
No, Hailey Sprowl is Nazi hunting. She's hunting the very
few Nazis that remained from the Third Reich. And you
found I don't want I don't spoiled the episode she
found Nazi? You found a bunker. I believe I find
a bunker?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Peter Teales? Bunker was okay? Also, by the way, the
latest South Park season is so brilliant. Peter Teales in
the year Who's what? Sometimes?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Sometimes South Island wanna at queenstund residents around there.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Well, stay tuned for reveal anyway. So needless to say,
I've been touring quite a lot and I was really
really tired. So driving home from Hamilton, it was eleven
PM when I left Hamilton after the show, and I
went slow. You know, there's lots of drive saves, lots
of brakes ya da. But when I got back, I

(52:05):
was so tired, but there was a thought plaguing my mind.
And that thought was, my God, my period is so late,
alarmingly late.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
You know, like.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Like like it's a Christmas miracle, Like could it be
a Christmas miracle from Jesus himself?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
You know.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
And so even though I was so tired and I
had to come home, it was like, you know, nearly
one am and I had to pack my bag for
this shoot in Queenstown the next morning.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I was so tired.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I was like, do you know what I do have
a little from showspawn chemistry house. I will say, triple
pack of prego tests, okay, And I just thought, you
know what it's gonna go, like arm and gold, id
im single, but I'll triple back.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I'm the same with an arm and gold at my detain.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
One. I'm in gold per pregnancy tests. That's nice, nice memory.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Why don't you speak to the show sponsor about getting
some kind of bulk discount? Oh, I could do it
this time of my life. I thought I was going
to defend it there and say there's no need, but
she's just basically said she doesn't. Yeah, why not? Why
I'm not shaming you at all? Do you want no shame?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
It's my body.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
So so it's like one am or one thirty am,
and I think I need to get I've got to
get up at five for this flight to Queenstown. I
was like, I need to get some sleep, and I'm
distracted by the thought that my god, the period's so laate.
So I was like, I'll just do a quick little test,
make sure. Yeah, And so I sit down. But when
I realizes I've already PETD, so there's no urine and

(53:36):
me okay, And so I was like, I'll just sit
here and I'll wait yep, and I'll relax and all
I need is a little bit okay, yeah, cut to
I reckon. It was like twenty minutes later and I
wake up and I was like, what a sight. If
my parents, who now live with me, had have walked
into the bathroom un locked. They would have seen me

(53:57):
slumped over asleep on the toilet with a pregnancy taste
in my hand, unurinated upon.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Yeah, just sort of what said, leaning against the shower door.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Fully, somehow, I think my incredible abdominal stream keep me
slightly up because I hadn't like fallen off below or
gone banks.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
And thanks to lisbe.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Core class, which I did maybe a couple of years ago,
I managed to keep still help him.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Anyways, I just woke up.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
They still had no p in me, so I had to,
you know, popped off to Queenstown right at lunch time.
We stopped off for a little lunch and my friend
was like, whould we have a beer with lunch?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I said a bit or not. I don't worry. I
did one last night, and I'm not like I think
it's just like because my body is like.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, you just destroyed four hours of sleep on Friday
night that you're already tired yourself out last week. I've
just you know, one of our favorite podcast diary the
CEO had to Sleep ext on and I tell you what,
it's in such an incredible episode. It's like, mut must
watch Sleep one O one.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Yeah, I will I will listen. I will listen to
it when I.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Don't feel Yeah, because I find these I'm not sleeping
well and I listen to these things about how I
need more sleep, I get anxious, and the anxiety keeps
me awake longer, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, I feel like these these you've got to get
better sleep things are only making my sleep worse.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
If you're just back off and give me some breathing,
really let me breathe so there's no little surprise hing baby.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Okay, okay, plays it in splsh one.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
And Haley peck peck Me Girl. I wonder if there
was like a clear definition a peck me girl that
was a turn that's popped up in the last couple
of years, which is basically like a girl that's so
like desperate for attention, kind of throws other women under
the bus, disdains other women, and adopts certain attitudes or
behaviors to gain mail attention and approval.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Okay, that's yeah. Kind of general behavioral examples of pic
me girl might claim to be uninterested in makeup or fashion,
mock other women for having his interests, and or to
loudly champion stereotypical male hobbies to get the male's attention.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Yeah, like, oh my god, that's so my good. I
love that you guys are going to Mecca. I'm just
going into eb games because you know, the new game's out.
I'm going to meet it with the boys and just
pick me and like just sort of like tru It's
like it's it's the female equivalent of the performative male,
you know, the performative thing that we were talking about,
like reading your little smart books and public and all that.

(56:31):
So anyway, I came up online and everyone was like,
I don't want to be a pick me girl. How
embarrassing pick me girls. We're doing a U turn. Come on,
pick me girl, pick me all the time?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Why would you pay anyone else? So do you know
who's not angry at them? Now?

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Sabrina Carpenter is the cause for this because she they
call her her lyrics pick me poetry, okay, in the
way that she is kind of in a way doing
a lot for the male gaze, yes, and claiming it,
not being like sort of sand and desperate about it,
like really claiming it.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
And now people are going like, why wouldn't you want
to be a pick me girl. So pick me girl
is a new is new feminism?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
This is really am I giving you a migraine?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I'm just I am pushing it. I'm just I can't
keep up. So so women were against peck me girls,
but now women are four pick me girls. Yeah, are
you telling me? Women are somewhat indecisive and change their
mind about things?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
And hey, I did just tell you that I think
my periods are having today, So be careful.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
I'm throwing around Wow your brown I'm just staying out
of it. Over here, yeah, mirdly quite over there, little
pick me girl.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
It is like, yeah, you're a pick me girl. This
is like it's like any term I think that's been
used against a certain group can then.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Be like that, you know, like an L word, the
sale word, or even bit you know. And now they're
going like, oh, you're using that against me, And then
we reclaim it as more of an impact our ring things,
using someone like Sabrina Carpenter who is like, look at
me and and I and I own my sexuality, and
now pick me girls we want to be them have
to keep up with these terms.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Isn't it go back to the farm after this curtain farm.
I want no one to pick me.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I don't want to pick anyone.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I just want to let me alone, let me in line.
Now the opposite should be called pick me, not pick
me or pick me not, like love me and love
me not. You know, when you're picking pedals off a flat.
Why do I have to explain this? It's it's stupid. Well,
you watch it take off on the internet.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I don't think. What do you think you're about to
be a viral sensation.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I don't. I don't think you are hashtag.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Flesh and Haley.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Well, somebody said, how dare you play band aid? Do
they know it's Christmas? When out there we still have
the unsolved mystery of the orphans, the Christmas orphans, because
you know the body there.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Was never body, and no bodies, there is no death certificate,
there's no trace of them.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
And now we're being haunted by the ghosts of the
Christmas Orphans.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
J Fletcher speaking the well wished anger.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Fletcher takes in New Plemy, alright, it's time for mister Fletcher.
Fact of the day, day day, day day. Do it's

(59:37):
Vandalism week Fact of Vandals because I thought some vandalism
on the side of the new what's going to be
the biggest km art? Oh you use Zealand's West Cape
west Auckland's.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Which one is that I can't figure out because I
thought it.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Was that, But now it's early setless. It's early setlers
in an Asian buffet upstairs? Wait? Is the Asian buffet
in early settler? Know above?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Early?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Said? Dare I say the early settler furniture may have
a smell you able to smell. That's just anyway, that's
one part. That's why I might ten on my dining
table to smell like lemon chicken, same forever forever. But
if you weren't having lemon chicken, it's fine. I have
sweet and sound, okay, but those are my two. I

(01:00:23):
don't do a beef orange chicken. I don't really Chinese
beef a long. We need an orange chicken more in
New Zealand orange chicken enough.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
You're quite right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Yeah, so I'm not there. Back back towards the shops.
Back towards the shops. It's got the big concrete walls up.
It's over the round of Rebel Sport and we.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Are stationary in the Yeah, it's gonna be bigger.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
It's gonna be the biggest. Came out in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Where did you see just a side note but still
adjacent When I was driving south to Hamilton the other day.
They've already got signs up the ike alternative roots, take
public transport, like brace your sound.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Augland Transport and the l A P P B D
D C L A D. Yeah, they released the thing
saying should problem be taking it that serious? They have
said just avoid stayed high. I want to take this
one literally, like, don't go nit avert funny because no

(01:01:24):
one will be there because everyone's like, well I'm not,
I'm gonna I'll wait until it Yeah, I'll be waiting
it out. And then it's like take public transport. Consider
of taking public transport. Yeah sure, I'll grade that flat
peck table and chuck it on a bus show. Yeah,
crazy suggestion. Anyway, I saw some vandalism. It was a
big fat graffiti. Now I don't know how this man
who or woman who, whoever they are, graffeited the size.

(01:01:47):
I think they must have had a special apparatus where
they could put it up on a big stick of it,
because sometimes it looks like they've used the spray paint
or like a super soaker yeah to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was massive and I was like, man, they
should be to shoot them on site. That would stop it.
I think, shoot them with a paintball gun on site
and said, how do you like it? Yeah, now I'm
vandalizing you. You've been vandalized. Take that idea. So I said, man,

(01:02:12):
that's vandalism. And then I was like, why is it
called vandalism.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Because they're vandals?

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Why why is a vandal called a vandal because they're vandalisming.
He wouldn't have just.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Randal the first It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
You don't know this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
The first scandalous piece of artwork was done on the
side of a van. And then some clever person was like,
that will call them a vandal.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Incorrect. The word comes from the Vandals, a Germanic tribe
unfairly blamed for destroying Rome. Oh okay, we're right back.
The word vandal is a fifteen hundred year old pr
smear campaign against the Germanic tribe, the Vandals, who apparently
were involved in the sacking of Rome. Yes, they were

(01:02:55):
there in four fifty five, which is what they called
the year. Like we called this fifty five four fifty five,
but they didn't wreck it that badly. It suited the
it suited their campaign against the people of the area.
For the Romans to say it was the vandals that
did it, but are apparently not. Apparently they were there

(01:03:15):
and they took some stuff, but they weren't the big,
the big, major problem in the people that vandalized. Even
though now vandalism is named after that East Wow, Okay,
East Germanic tribe of back in the day. So what
are you going to do for each fact with the
day this week because you've just day Banksy pops up. Yep, yeah,
is going to be that sort of there's vandalism banks

(01:03:37):
E fact on Friday. But it's not what you'll think
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Okay, you're going to talk about the time the only
one time that I vandalized something and I didn't have
a tag name, so Haley sprout.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
No, but I like it. We can talk about that
tomorrow when we talk about the most vandalized things in history.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Oh yes, it's got.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
So today's back to the day is we get the
word vandal from a Germanic tribe that was blamed for
destroying Rome in fact of the day, day Day day, day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Doo doo dooedwork.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Plays it ends flesh worn and Haley a news story
about a couple that's snapped up just like that and
eleven million dollar Queenstown home they live, they live overseas.
I mean, this is something rich people do. Like if
you've got eleven million to suspend on the house and
you haven't seen it. I mean obviously they've seen pictures
and they've probably had a video walk through. Yeah, but

(01:04:49):
you haven't been in there, right, and they've just bought it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
That's insane even million dollars. How big is this thing?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
It's huge. It's by a lake. And you brought it
from overseas, far out and you said it's in Queensland.
It's spine like everything in Queensland, sort of by a lake. Yeah,
but this has its late Look at that that's going
on the lake. It's on the lake. It's got its
own lake. It's got its i'd say, so lake lake.

(01:05:18):
But we need some beavers down there. Two reasons. Two
reasons cute. Second reason, wildling pines. The beavers will lead
all the wildling pines. He's not wrong, solved it and
I can't send them go for possum. Actually they won't
stop it. Well, now we've lost I know it's not
and I know it's not. We're not going to get
stories of people buying eleven million dollar homes but were

(01:05:40):
on eleven million dollar homeside. Don't say for my store.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
You have your hot take on it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
You can't even afford new birkenstocks. I don't think that's happening.
Literally lying off your feet. Yeah, I know, but it's
because they bought that house without seeing it. We get
a photo of voids burken socks online just so the
nation can see what he watered the red carpet year
and I think we.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Should stay like time for a new pa or Na.
But my friends did this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
They had done the London thing and they'd been over
there and then there it was time to move home,
and so they bought a house in Wanganui.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Site unsane.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
They just went online. They're like, we've got to get something,
and then they brought there. What that's crazy, And they
got there and it was a renovation and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Yeah, and also like you've got to walk round the
street and get a vibe, right, like you what are
the neighborhood. What are the other houses around?

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Like some people just don't care that much. But also
like you buy things sight unseen all the time second
hand like shopping. I mean, I guess we're a lot
more used to it. But it's shopping.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Like if I buy something for twenty bucks and it's
the wrong size or it's not what it looked like online,
just like it's twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
Someone bought an eight hundred and fifty thousand dollar house
sight unsane.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Who's yeah, did their message in this is insane? Yeah?
Well these are the stories we want, I know, producer
car When you got a flat unseen, you you signed up? Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:06:58):
When I first moved to Auckland, I just like needed
something fast and there was an apartment on Queen Street
and I had a little FaceTime cool with the flatmate,
but like barly saw anything did not show how small
it was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
But you know one of those Walkland apartments where you
couldn't fit a Queen size Beers turned.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Up with a double bed and it didn't fit in
and I was like, well now what And I ended
up not moving in even though it was moving day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
I lost the deposit and all that agents fees and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Well, this is what we want to know. This morning
I went hundred dance at Emson number nine six nine six.
Texts just called me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Out for actually buying home in the German side.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Unsane, but my soul, you saw a picture but we
didn't know how actually amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
I mean that we didn't go wrong there, did we.
I mean you get the video, virtual tours and obviously
the photos and stuff, but like, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
I know, but you need to be able to see
where the mold's coming in and where the cracks are.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
I don't think eleven million dollar homes have mold.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yes, yes they do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Don't open your windows.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Doesn't know money.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
That's great, saying thank you, Well it might not be
eleven million dollars, but anonymous joins us, you bought a
house sight unseen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
How much was the house?

Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
One point one million?

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Okay, okay, so what what what made you do this?

Speaker 8 (01:08:19):
Well we walked into the first open home and kind
of stood in the floyer, looked around a little bit
and went, there's no way we can afford this, and
we left. Yeah, and then we just decided to check
on a cheeky offer and they accepted it. Oh my god, do,
so we don't really know anything, Like we've got a

(01:08:40):
floor plan, but we don't remember a lot of the
house and we've not moved in yet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Wait so wait, so you're moving into a house soon
you settlement?

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
Yeah, just before Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Wow, this is just before Chris, right, But the photos
looked nice. Did they match the foyer?

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Yep, the photos.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
My house looks really nice. And it's real estate listening
as well, and that thing is was falling apart.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
They always get the hose out and with the deck.
You're like, no, well, anonymous, good luck with the moven.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
I'll be putting your mind at ease there. Let's go
to Sharie Shalley. What did you buy? Sight unseen?

Speaker 11 (01:09:29):
Hey, guys, I bought my wedding dress.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
That's crazy. You're going to fit that thing? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Why?

Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
I know, Well, it was it was a code extent
of dress. And then I just found one on a
on a online website that sells second hand dresses and
it was like less than half the price.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Okay. I love that you did that, because like the
amount of money people spend is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Is that still white? Is that the website? Yeah, that's
a good one.

Speaker 11 (01:09:59):
I bought it from a lady in the UK and
said she she was in Ireland. Wow, my now husband
was in the UK at the Tiament. It was a
huge ordeal trying to get it from Ireland to the
UK back here. But anyway, I got it in the
internet so perfectly.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Was so lucky because a lot of people have their dress,
they'll buy the dress.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Whoever got it from the shop, she would have had
altered to her body length wise and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
And do you reckon there's a woman out there that
is divorce, that has your exact body, Shelley.

Speaker 11 (01:10:31):
He's not the worce she's so happily married.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Oh wait everyone, because no one wants to buy a
cursed dress. She's like, oh you're still happily, still happily
married over here in Ireland. Don't come and check it.
Don't come a check. I'm Shelley. Thank you. Keep your
texts coming. In nine six nine six, Harold trying on
Vorn's glass.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Yeah, yeah, can I try? Oh you look good, Georgia. Guys,
I can actually eat the text with these.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
That's not gooding far away, I didn't love any far
away or something more than your arm's length.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
I've got perfect version and so these are not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Well, we want to know now what you've purchased sight unseen.
Have you ever done this, Georgia when you bought your house,
you would have gone through it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Yeah, we did, only like, yeah we did.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
That was kind of like a f far adjacent, shall
we say, or it sounds like someone's ripping a bong
and studio that water's out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
But you would have seen your wedding dress before you
had to wear it. Yeah, but I'm a bit like
special with that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
I'll be very good. I have to, especially if it's
worth a lot of money, Like, yeah, you're buying a
texting and buying houses unseen?

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
No is there COVID times log So I feel like
people did that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah when people wanted to get out of
the cities. Someone said they bought a nine hundred and
fifty thousand dollars lifestyle block and tot and they just
said their mother in law around to check out, and
all she said was it's old. And we said a
little dude, Oh no, that sounds like a siphon of money.

Speaker 10 (01:12:07):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Yeah, someone's quite a few people messaging book cars site unseen,
you know, like old cars or.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Yeah, yeah, I guess if you want to on it. Horses.
A few people have purchased the horses sight unseen. But
you've seen one horse, You've seen them all always teeth.
I don't want to be your horses, but they do
to me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
All the same same type from those long noses, but
ones the long here?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
What are they? The how's about the.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
Parent?

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
The only horse I ever considered purchasing would be a
miniates by minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Yeah, it's especially funny because I'm tall. I just bought
a Mercedes Bins convertible sight unseen. I'm based on one
in cars and Auckland. She'll be right famous last words.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Question mark you've try to taste of your.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Mercedes convertible might be old? Remember when nineteen one?

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Yes, boy, I'm sure glad. We could just kick that
stone down the road until your high pifixation turned to
something else. Yeah. Somebody bought a forty thousand, no, thirty
four thousand dollars boat without seeing the boat. Like saw
a picture of the boat. Yeah, it's wild a on
Facebook marketplace or like trade me with the like, I'm
selling this caravan and it's just like a photo I

(01:13:17):
know inside, show me the wheel show me the bits.
Sometimes real estate listenings all listening to the same It's
like two pictures. It's like, do you want me to
buy this or not? And what are you hiding the wrists? Mann?
Yeah good, my dad bought a fifteen million dollar house
during lockdown only viewing through a WhatsApp video call and
stand more Bay fun up at all? Maybe fifteen million dollars.

(01:13:39):
Maybe your dad's so much? Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Can we be on the I love my dad and
I wouldn't choose any other dad, but I'd be main
or if he had way more money.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
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