Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 3rd 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian Podcast Network. This is for the Pole
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Calder Yolder.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You know we're nearly at Christmas twenty two days.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Tomorrow's three weeks away.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
God, it feels like the seventy eighth of Decembuary.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
To me, it does feel like the seventy eight.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Speaking of Christmas, the lovely Tom Sainsbury joining us before
seven this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, promoting the new Well just to say hi as well. Yeah,
but promoting the new Diner motion comedy dance show.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
They do it every year.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I was going to say they do every Christmas night.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Every Christmas, multiple times a year.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's very fun look forward to having him and I believe,
excuse me, I was quite tired. I believe he Jane
Sprowl more professional. Nope, I believe they might have hear
has some treats for us.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, okay, it'd be nice. O. The Tom Sex is
coming up born.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Man swallowed some jewelry to steal it.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I mean diamonds. You pop them out unscaled.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
It was like a thirty thousand dollars was it a
egg tire?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
It was a big pendant necklacy things I struggle with
just a multi vitamin.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Really, I had to have a big thing of water.
People that rough dog pills.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
To my mind, I'm like, I can do like ten
at a time.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Now I've got a glass of water just to get
one pill down. Oh the top six dealing with this soon, Yeah,
not exactly sure how just seemed like a funny story.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
So well, we'll find a top roll with that.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Next on the show, though, we must discuss why the
world is obsessed with historical figures and their genitals. Yeah,
because there have been a couple of stories and the
last month alone, Yes, of Long Decease Long did celebrities
or slash infamous figures and their genitals?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
The z M.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Podcast networks a short real He's Dead, Ends flesh.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
One and has well, you know, we talked about this recently.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Hitler had a little dick.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Micro pennis.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I always asked my chat JVD, do any celebrities have
legendary genitalia Hitler's micropennis or Frank Sinatra's massive hort. This
is this is what we wanted to discuss that the
world at the moment seems to be obsessed with dead
celebrities or infamous figures genitals, like there was, Yeah, we
spoke about the Hitler micro penis and that was because
they'd done some had they done some DNA testing or

(02:30):
something or they work something out.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, well people are now. Yeah, Frank Sinatra is
the new hot topic. Renowned for having a sizable member. Okay,
and there's another had swagger like can only have if
you rock in it.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
So there's another cruner. His name is Paul Anchor. You
don't know him.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
He's Canadian American, you know, old crooner, isn't he Paul Anchor,
isn't he? Jason Bateman's father in law. Couldn't tell you
what his name Paul Anka.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
For children Amanda, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Has Amanda eighty four. Amanda Anchor is Jason Bateman's wife. Right,
he's talked about how I've heard him talk about his
father was like this legendary crewder all right.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, he was doing an interview with.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Page six and was asked about it for for you know,
for some unbeknownous reason.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
He was like legendary, and he said.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Frank Sinatra may have may have been skinny, but ten
pounds of that weight was his.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Okay, yeah, because I saw this on tm Z the
other day, you know, like the celebrity breaking news website
is breaking news a massive hole.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
So okay, why are we the long did what.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Does a chat chip say?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Does it any rats buttant? Of course?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
The person that the bonyng rah rah rah rah rusty
original rah rah rah before Lady Gago had.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
A rah rah rah lover of the Russian time.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Rumors of Rasputin's monstrous member were circulating long before his death.
A jar in a Paris museum supposedly contains it, but
scientists it's almost certainly a dried sea cucumber.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Napoleon Bonaparte, of course French sort of like.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Wasn't he.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Wasn't he little little?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
But I think that was just that was propaganda, right,
There was anti Napoleon propaganda because at the time people
were just smaller. Oh, it wasn't actually markedly simpletive rumor
claims a priest kept Napoleon's penis after his autops and
it resembled a piece of leather, a shoelace. It was
displayed in the nineteen seventies at a museum in New

(04:46):
York's I'm trying to prove that it's actually a verify
that it's actually I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Sorry, a priest kept his peak.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, priest, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's weird, dude, What to do that for?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It is so funny that it's like, take a lot
of here.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, but I'm less interested in the genitals of a
live people and this historical figures.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
You are, like it tickled me.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
No, en that hitler, little little Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Apparently that's the story was sensationalized from a single badly
sourced prison doctor's report from when he spent time in prison.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Before World War Two.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, that that had a micro penis.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Right.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Other modern celebrity rumors, Pete Davidson became an joke that
he had BD. Yes, yeah, Little Ariana Grande, she's petat
you know, Liam Neeson. Apparently that was Janis Dickinson. She

(05:43):
said that because she slept with him way back in
the day, right, William dafot years, Oh, we've seen it,
Willem Dafoe.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, he's done lots of one of those dark films,
you know, Anti Christ and all that kind of stuff.
In nymphor Maniac, the film that apparently you see it
and it is opping. And then some films he said
to use a prosthetic to make it smaller. Yes, it's
too big to film. They're like, okay, we're just gonna
have to like, we can't make that if you bring
that out. Well, yeah, people will only talk about that

(06:12):
and not the film.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's the time you went.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
You did the Calvin Climb modeling and they said they
couldn't use you because it was too big.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, it was too big.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
They were like, people'll be like, yeah, yeah, we can't
have you on the and the shop posters and the boxes,
you know, looking. So we'll get Bennie Blanco in there
and sticks Bess Calvin Kline.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I think I think so.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
No bad bunnies did tell me.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Bad Bunny Bunny, Calvin Clin, shoot you love that.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Is your mark.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
And nice John Ham.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Apparently Ham hand by name, hand by name.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
And Jason Deulo we've seen seen the photos he's like
getting out of a pool and the board shorts Bell clung.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
When they're all dead, they'll they'll have no doubt, many
many photos articles written about the bad Bunny is a good.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Look and just put bad Bunny's Calvin Client.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Show's funny too.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, but do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Like the undies?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, well we have to move on.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Hayley Merest Christmas. What is a bad Bunny and who
is he dating? I'm hard launching. You may have noticed
when we've done Sprout on the Prow, I sort of
been yeah around about bad Bunny. Porto Rico hand break
on love.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
When do we get to meet him?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
It's just it's hard because he's so hot and famous.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Right, this is like being in high school and that
I'm really hot boyfriend. You've got that we still haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, because he works out of town.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
He's literally getting ready for the next to his Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
You think it.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
We've got time to meet all my friends.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
The podcast network plays it in flesh Chiaparelli, who is
a designer like loved By, but most famously at the moment,
Arianda Grande's you know wicked dress that everyone's been looking
at the Lives love it. There's Cynthia Revo and Chaparelli,
Naomi what's bloody? You know?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Sarah Pauls and everybody loves you.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Big designer, Big designer.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
They've made a hair trend go viral.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It is, and you're you can only do this if
you're blessed with thick long hair, So not you. God, No,
my hair is thin, wispy little strings.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Cannon. Could Shannon do this too?

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Short?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Almost and the longest?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, I think I'd be pushing it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, So the trend you've got like that, both of
you girls could do it with the thickness.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I reckon. But here's the trend is you take your long,
long hair, it has to.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Be like below breast right vent and you pull it
under your chin.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Not if your hair covers your nipples.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's pretty hot, isn't that what Alma ben who did it?
Or was Alanis who did it? Because that looks like
Alanis Morrissy she had a photo shoot. Were here? It
was just here was tom It's mermaid? Is that why
it is?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
That got a little mermaid energy?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
So you bring the hair down, You bring the hair down,
and you would wrap it around your collar like you
would a nikerchief, and then at the like at the
top button, you start braiding it and you make a
hair tie, a tie like a business tie, out of
your hair, Like, Okay, isn't that unique? It's pretty cool,

(09:39):
what's what have they done? What do you mean you
said this was a fashion brands thing? You can do this.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
It's a model.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
They did it on their catwalk. Yeah, everyone's recreating it
because obviously the girlies are loving a soup moment at
the moment, A rock a suit, you.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
Know, just chuck a little hair down you.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, I will say this woman is blessed in the locks.
He's got tubum in fick like you.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I could.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You'd have to have a wig for this. But a
tie made out of your own hair.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think it looks so it's kind of cool. Yeah,
if I did.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
It, we could just give you some extensions.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
You could do a bow tie. Could you do a
bow tie? No?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, that's kind of like a yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
You have no actual here and now there's no here left.
You look like one of those guys that's just grown
a chin strap to hide his pitch. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well, if you're blessed with lovely long thick here, give
it a go.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
The ZM podcast Network, What's going on? Ms Fletched, Vaughn
and Haley from the Fletch, Vorn and Haley group Chat.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
This is the top six.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yes, a Auckland Man arrested after swallowing a thirty three
thousand dollars Faberge locket. This was the Faberge Adames Bond
octopusy egg pendant.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It sells yuk. It is so garish, it's horrendous. So
it's a locket on a necklace.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
The green egg opens up and there's a gold octopus
inside with black so it's got black diamonds for eyes.
It's made of eighteen carrot yellow gold and set with
sixty white diamonds and fifteen blue sapphires.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
And somebody's paying thirty three thousand dollars for that. I
don't think anyone is.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
So weird.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
It's so not New Zealand. Yeah, I know the fab eggs.
I mean they're worth like some of them are like millions.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Is that a brand fab right? Like those famous eggs
or French. I always found it like it was Russian
because they look like a Russian. Yeah, feels very French.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Faberget was a jewelry firm founded in eighteen forty two
in Saint Petersburg, Russia by Gustav Faberge. You go, what
is it with the Russians and hiding things and eggs? Yeah,
and they're doing maybe just very efficient use of space
and I don't know, good stuff, sons. Peter Carl, that's
your name, but backwards.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, well that's crazy. Yeah, right, you're Carl, Peter. I'm
not Russian, though, are you. You're here to the fair
fortune accent. This whole time, I wish it was I
heard them, you'd be dead, I reckon, Well, but don't
because you were born in the eighteen hundred.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah, that's true, Peter Carl fair Well, look at this fellow.
He died in nineteen twenty in Sweatzerland.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh he w.

Speaker 9 (12:32):
This was something.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
It was long before my tongues. It was a couple
of years before I was born. Well, this man, he
swallowed it right.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
And then the police were called the Auckland City Beat Team.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
They're walking around on the beat.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
They're going to have to go via Briscos on the
way home to the sALS and get a sieve. Yeah,
they get a civil right because he has been charged
with theft and remained in custody. Were appeared in Auckland
District Court. No word whether or not they made Hi
purpin or sizing Madam poop into the sieve.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
There's no other way to have gone around it.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Well, so you're not reselling that. They're gonna have to
write that off, aren't they. That's going to need a
big wash in that thing that they put all you
you ring into and the thing and it vibrates since
the year finish your shakes all the pools out.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh yeah, it's going to be some around that.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
So I'll got the top six other things that you
that actually have been swallowed to be stolen.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, this is real.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Well number six is the original swallowing heist in ancient Rome. Uh,
they would pirates and smugglers would eat pearls and precious stones,
swallow them to avoid taxes.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh and then poop them out and then the tax free.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, that's actually how I bring things back from Australia.
You used to avoid the income tax, the tariffs and yeah, taxes.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, up the bar in the mouth out the bart.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Oh sorry yeah, yeah, a long way the long.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Route number five.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
In twenty seventeen, an Irish drug mule was arrested and
he immediately popped the sim cud out of his phone
and ate it so that the police could access is contacts.
Doctor said the sharp edges on that and the fact
that it will not break down, are going to risk
internal tearing?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
But then apparently when it came out, I couldn't get anything
off it, Yeah, because the stomach acids would into it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
And number four on the list of the top six
things you could swallow to steal in Sri Lanka. In
twenty sixteen, a trader ate a massive ruby. He wrapped
it in clingfilm and swallowed it like glad rab Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Why because he thought it would slider it out easier.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Maybe he's a one thousand carrot rough ruby.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
It made a very uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Would have been that big? Would it have been the
size of a carrot rough ruby? Well, it's a rough
it's an unrefined yeah right. I would have probably pretty
big before Yeah, probably the best heed. I would have
colded it and yogurt.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's just a great idea.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
That's a good good way.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Sultana raisin thing that they have in the muse line
yoga covered raisins the Rocky Road. Number three on the
list of the top six things swallowed to be stolen.
There was and twenty ten a Brazilian jewelry thief who
swallowed twenty two diamonds. He grabbed the diamonds and swallowed them.
Police caught him due to his bulging cheek because he
couldn't swallow them all because he didn't have a drink

(15:17):
water or some yoga. Yeah, and he was gagging, so
he spat some out.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
But then they did an X ray on him and
his stomach was full of diamonds. Full of diamonds.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Imagine if you did that. But then some of them
just stayed in there.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, you're all sparkly and rich in the guts.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
They need to get them all out, so they give
you a They give you that stuff that you take
before a colonoscopy. Oh yeah, it blows out. And then
they seending the camera up to grab the last couple.
Number two on the list of the top six things
stolen by swallowing an Antwerp diamonds Swallowing Gang and twenty
thirteen stole fifty thousand worth of diamonds and they got

(15:53):
They were trying to get them out through Brussels airport.
They were swallowed in latex wrap. Russels sprouts here portals sprouts.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
They say it's full name.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, yes, I'm sorry, I shortened that to Brussel or
brust for sure. Airport security flagged them because they were
behaving nervously and so they were X rayed and it
revealed their stones.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
So police had.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
To hold them at the airport until mat you one course,
and they pooped them out. And number one of the
less of the top six things actually swallowed to be stolen.
And twenty twelve a man it was in a mining
museum and he was like, this is is a real
gold nugget and they said yes, and then they turned
around and then they came back around and it was gone.
And he ate a three ounce gold nugget from a

(16:35):
mining museum to hide it from the police. It showed
up on an X ray. Apparently gold just super vibrant
on an X ray. Oh really, And yeah, they could
see it in the stomach.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Funny, and they had to wait for him to purp
it out.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Gold make you feel pretty.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
It'd be nice, nice to look at once.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
It was a nice change from carrots and yeah corn, yeah, yeah,
it's a corn. Yeah. So that is today self sex
does that? M podcast network plays went out for din
Dom's had a hotel stay. Oh okay, as I just
by yourself and wanted to like to tell us I

(17:14):
told you before. Me and bad Bunny are dating. And
he was in town, right, and he was like, let's
go to an extent. But I reckon, No, no, not alone, okay,
not alone.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
She's pulled a handbreak, hasn't she.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
No, there's no handbrake being pulled. I just had a
lovely romantic He's done a yui. I've haven't done a
ui anyway. So I got to the hotel a bit earlier,
and I had lots of small bag. I don't know
why I do this constantly. Instead of just packing like
a big bag. I packed so many little.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Bags because they actually make these things. They're quite large.
You can get them in different sizes, but they can
be like they can go up to quite large large,
two cases a case.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I had a.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Suit and I had stuff and I needed like a
case for it, but they didn't have anything like that.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
So I just had a.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Series of totes. Okay, right, I had like five totes.
And then I like pulled up and I was like,
oh my god.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
They hit one of those wheelie trolleys.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, little yeah, my favorite going
up to your room and someone tries to put that
in the lift with you and you're like, maybe you
wait for.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
The next Yeah. It takes up a lot.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
And it's got four direction of wheels that don't want
to play ball most.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Of the time. Yeah, totally. So I just get this
trolley and I was like, this is perfect. I'll pull
on my little totes on here. I just need a
case for my suits and stuff. But anyway, so there's
an invention in there. I just can't think of it.
And I put this on listening and the concierge comes
out and I was like, okay, so we're not saying
we're not staying at a it's not the IBus, we're
not staying at a Quiss sweets in now.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Fair nice and it was Norse.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
And so he comes out and he was like, I'll
take that for you, and I was like, oh my lord.
So I hung up my outfit for dinner later. I
was on a coat hang and I hung it up
on the little trolley bit and he wheels it off
and I was like, I don't know where that's going.
So I go and I check in and I get
up to my room. I've got no stuff. Yes, it

(19:19):
all feels quite weird. Get up to my room and
walk in and all my stuff's in't there? Oh wow? Okay,
it was like, this is quite nice, including the birthday
cake I had baked, and there's quite a lot of
it left, and I've got it in my car.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
We couln't try, yeah, because it was carrot it.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Like I nail.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well, I can go get some for us, maybe in
the in the break, but I've got to save Betsy
and crack go.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Now I doubt what you the cake.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I just say, we'll just end the break and you
go get the cake.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Just finish it up.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Now, come back next and with the rest daily story. Well, no,
just it's just a little little tip. But there's a
little tip finish or you want to do a two
parter to it. No, I can't be bothered. Also a
sort of presenter's we've got Tom Sains coming in and
stopped messing up the shots up.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Okay, So I get.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Into the room sometimes his father and I went very hard.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
So I get into the room.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
All my stuff's there, including the cake, and I was like,
this is great. And then I walk around the corner
with there's this little wardrobe and he's hung up my outfit,
which is when I clocked that I forgot. Sometimes when
and I do this in the mornings, when I put
together an outfit, I'll also hang the bra and undies
and I'm planning on red wearing, and I will say
it was.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Red and it was skimpy.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
At the hotel, he sees us all the time, and
I feel like he anxiously hung.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
No, it was hanging off the coat hang.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
All right, Okay, but he'd hung.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
He had taken the jacket off and hung that on
its own hangar. So it was the outfit with the
red g banger and the thing. I was like, please
intentionally right as you say, he knows what goes on
in those rights for God's say.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah, just eat carrot cake.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, exactly, me by myself, Me and bad Bunny eating
carrot cake in a red thong. Plays plays end.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
It is hard to say. It's hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
We're but three weeks away from Christmas, basically goodness twenty
two days away today, and in studio we have a
couple of Christmas elves.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Marry Christmas. I can only do said, I can only
de Santa.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Claus, so Tom and Lara.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I hear from Dinah Motion, which is a comedy dance troupe,
and you guys are doing a Christmas show. But are
you today? Am I wrong in introducing you as Laren
Tom or do you want do you have little elf names?

Speaker 9 (21:46):
Let's go Laren Tom because we are actually not the
most important hours. We are our three and four, So
there are some elves with names.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Have been how many elms are there in total? Because
three and four is quite high. If there's one hundred,
well teen in the show.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
There's fourteen. But the thing is is like we u yeah,
there were speaking hours and then there are because it's
a dance like we're the back up kind of olms
that aren't that important.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Why did do that to yourself?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Laura?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Don't you choreograph these?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well?

Speaker 10 (22:15):
Yeah, actually I've got a different role in the show,
and hence the cupcakes we've bought in. I play Ashley,
who's a baker, and she kind of fulfills the hallmark
kind of Christmas movie thread.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
There's several threads that we can't pull together.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
So she falls in love with the prince that she
doesn't know as the prince that comes into a cupcake shop,
and then there's the cute meat and then try to
hand let's retract.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
It's cool.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
It's called a Christmas crisis. It's dance, it's the it's
Christmas on steroids. Yes, if you haven't seen a Dinamotion
show before, it is comedy dance.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
But you're also telling a story through it.

Speaker 9 (22:48):
Great. Yes, we lip sank, so we pre record, We
record all the characters, and.

Speaker 10 (22:55):
This show we kind of take four different tales of
Christmas woe. This is Mark's story and this climate change
and the Clauses going through a sort of messy breakup
and and uh and then they sort of all kind

(23:17):
of culminate.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
In and the Alps are like being pushed out by
Timur and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And so there's a big kind.

Speaker 10 (23:24):
Of climax that kind of references a bunch of like
Guy had guys and listens.

Speaker 9 (23:28):
But I just want to say, it's an hour and
a half plus interval, and we squeeze all of this chaos.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
We've seen a Dinamosis show before and now are so
chaotic and this just sounds like the next level.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
I would say, so yeah, I think so too. Yeah,
But just for all the listeners we try, we don't
even try our hard as we work so hard on
those dancers, and even if we're not dancers, we go
so hard.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Tom's a demon. Yes maybe mate, Well, no, you have
made it seem very silly and maybe perhaps it could be,
you know, a bit for privolous and maybe not good dance,
but it's that it is truly one of the funnest
shows to see, a dinomotion show and with a Christmas spirit.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Well, if you want tickets, are you?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
If Flower is a Flowers a cupcake baker and the
show I was going to.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Test her, so she had a baking show. It got canceled.
So she likes to.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Judging other people's baby. I've just listened to judging let's dive,
Let's love it, have a little buns, lovely moisture to that,
and I would love to say the gesh has a
slight grain to it, Lara, That's what I'm just kidding there.
It's I think maybe you've whipped it at the wrong

(24:42):
temperature a little bit. I agree with. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Lovely muff.

Speaker 9 (24:49):
The ganesh was absolutely melting as we were creating it.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Well, you guys are playing you open in a week's time.
On Winter tenth all the way to the twin of December,
straight up to Christmas. Get in the in the festive spirit.
Where can we get tickets?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Are you at?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
You're at?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Thank you so much for bringing the festive spirit into
the studio and for this delicious if not a little grainy.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Make play that ends fleshborn and hailey, silly little pool.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
It is so silly, silly.

Speaker 11 (25:25):
Silly that silly little pool, silly little pool, silly little pole,
silly little.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Pole, silly.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Today's silly little pole.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
What isn't Do you use.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Car shade in summer? You know those ones that you
pop up in your wind screen, So usually reflective stops
your car, stops the sun, making the dashboard hot stop
it dat keeps the heat out of the car because
of the angle of the windscreen.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
And sometimes they're like mirrored, they're silver, and they were
flick the so the whole car doesn't get us hold.
I mean, they're perfect if you can if you need
to park at the beach and you can't park under
a tree. I love the sort of gamble of getting
in the car at the beach and the wheel you've
got liver seats and the Sun's been cooking them all.

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on your leg. You can buy them like rep Co
have them twenty bars, twenty five. You can buy a
hold in one born. You'd love that, Ford Ambassador. Are
you a fording a Ranger?

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Speaker 4 (26:28):
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a ford Man.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
You Ford Ranger?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
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How embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
That was so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
It's a hats.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
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you have. I don't know it was blue. No, it
would have been bigger than that.

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Loos No had some funny cars, but no one makes
sillier cars than Thisten.

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Can we listen? This is weird because they do things
like the GTR Skyline.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, and then.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
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and he's just like, what are you doing that? We've
done as we've made a carpet's too cool, So now
we're gonna have to make a snail car. Yeah, this
can't I know they did goddamn this and you are
just rogue.

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a car shade in summer. Saving moms just kicks Dietsu Shara.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
She's listening and she is on the pulse. Good morning Bev.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
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Speaker 2 (27:35):
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was your grandma? And Will of Fortune? Sex? It was
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Speaker 4 (28:00):
And some seventy eight percent of people said no, twenty
two percent said yes. Emma said I have a Tesla
and can remotely call it down. I'm sorry, I'm hearing
no more from the Tesla driver. I see it if
anyone Musk wasn't such a dick. I love a Tesler.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
That's so cool.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
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they're so nice.

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hard launch hard launch.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
She stayed in the hotel with that launch.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
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bill she launched.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
He's got a.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Polestar Chinese is Flime Flyme flim Flame, and it's the
fanciest thing you'd ever see. It's got messages in the
in the seats.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
The Chinese have gone too far.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I don't need I don't need a gooch touch when
I'm driving one hundred oh you on the white cut
to Expressway by person mudly, you know what that means.
It's a pole sating your butt. You're like, yeah, okay,
Matt said, I wish I did. They're more useful.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
They're very useful, but I ce BF because when do
you put them when you're not using them?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Great point.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Yeah, I've never lived anywhere consistently hot enough to think
about buying one, but this Perth summer is making it tempting.
With a high of thirty nine degrees, I think you'd
need to in Perth.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Sorry, five six eight. My sister was on Wheeler.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
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Speaker 1 (29:29):
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Speaker 2 (29:32):
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Speaker 1 (29:33):
What did she win?

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Did you know that you can tune your Ranger on
remotely and cooler.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Apparently that apparently well apparently apparently apparently you can.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Why didn't you fill the careless?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Apparently there's a whole lot of things I could do.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
You drop me home so many times you We could
cool it to nine. We could cool the Ranger so
that I don't feel hot.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Okay, he doesn't, girl, I'll google how to remotely cool
ranger here, thank you, Lucy said, And the cargo sent
your supply of panteos.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
God no one of the New Zealand television's dying. Yeah,
God prize away prizes like that. Corney said, No, I
just don't think they work. The car is still going
to be hot, also almostly running late, so I don't
have it's very.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Hard to fold. It is hard to fault.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
I think they actually couldn't be easy to fold.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, she's thinking of a map. Yeah, she's thinking of.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
On the wrong folds.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
What was shade with those pantyhose? Nine sex nine cents? Be?
Sometimes I am by the Ford app. There's an app
for the Ranger modern cars, there's always who would have thought?
But then what is the what does the Ranger have
to be within? What were you are the worst Ranger
ambassador there is. They said ranger about a thousand times.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Didn't they run you through.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
How to do all that? Man was just like the keys.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Brah, I don't think you were listening.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I've got a four through the man's being no one
worn for many years. He I might have gone wondering. Yeah,
sometimes wish I was organized to have one on a
super hot day. Blah blah blah blah blah. There was
a second part to silly Little Pole.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
We said, if you answered years to having the sunscreen thing,
do you face the pattern in or out?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Sixty six percent of people execute order sixty six Star
Wars fans are pattern facing our premission here. By the way,
this break has been the perfect like representation of where
my brain's at today.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
It's the very grounded. Your grounded mind's about to explode.
I'm going could die. We are sixty six percent of
people said the pattern facing out these responses to that.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
But we simply don't have the time. Were you ever
on TV and newsing on nine sixth ses, I love
that We asked do you use a car showed in summer?
In seventy eight percent of you said no.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Then Podcast Network plays z NDS, Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Now Yesterday, producer Carwen comes into the studio and says
something like, we all know what she's talking about.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
She's got her phone and she's got because you're popping
off to stray or aren't your bad? I am, and
Flitch has been helping you with the Wise card and
the and the currency and all there.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, if you want to use my code, let me know.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Don't you use me? You know, if you want to
use my code nine six ns. Wait, everybody uses Vaughn's code.
I've got a code.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Nine six, I asked in the chat, and Vaughan replied
first to.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
I can still get people messaging me about my travelsome
code I give five dollars every time message me because
Hailey doesn't reply on Instagram and I don't want it.
I want the Wise credit right, Well, you're popping off
to Australia. Three people signed up using my code and
then put the money on the card.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
And I got one hundred and thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
What I know it's one hundred.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
You shouldn't be using like a free to.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
You need to give that back to insid me pull
it from a cold dead hands.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
He's in a recession. He needs it so well.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
So you're going to Australia. You've been asked, is.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
This your first overseas trip with the boyfriend or have
you been overseas before.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
We've been overseas before. Oh okay, yeah, but this is
the first romantic get away.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, cu Q, We're going to Lady Gaga, really romantic.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I kind of regret not getting tickets because it's going
to be amazing.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
And also, how you going to Lady Gaga? Nine six
nine six? Did you?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Did you win a prize on Sturn of the Century.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Okay, right now, if you can prove you are on
wheel fortune and you're going to Lady Gaga this weekend,
I'll than one hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
No one's texting on episodes, but someone nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Is born on myths, on the verge of a mental
breakdown menthol breakdown, So hang on.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
So Carl, when's going to Australia. You've beginning your finances
in line with your wife card and then you walked
into the studio yes, and said, isn't it great how
the calculator on the iPhone has the automatic conversion.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
And I was like, you are what, Yeah, you know
what now here, I am using that foreign exchange app.
I've had that for an old boomer. Now listen, if
you are listening to this as a listener and going,
they've already talked about this. I know because I've already
told you through this and I'm pretty sure we talked
about it. I don't have it. I don't know. I

(34:32):
get up at four o'clock in the morning, my brain.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Did we mention this when it happened?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Message on? Did you talk about this already? Nine six?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Okay? But I will explain it again. So you go
into your calculator on this is iPhone, I assume Samsung,
and all of those nine six you want on a
Samsung nine six nine sex, did you have this on
Samsung eight years ago before iPhone? So you go into
your calculator and it's just a normal cutator. You go
up to the right hand corner and there's a picture
of a calculator.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Calculator and calculator.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
It's very metter, and then it has basic scientific math
notes and convert and.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Right now, my god, you're aqui pesos.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
That's where I want to know.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
So you can do any of the currencies, and I'm
guessing it just uses like whatever the latest raters, right.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, it won't be like one hundred Oh my god,
you can convert space area.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Do you know how.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Many tiger you know when you're baking you need to
convert pounds and stuff into Oh my god, gigabytes? Hower
stop fuel force, just money.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Money, I use lots figuring out food.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
No sex, none sex.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Have you converted from a faith or have you converted.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Time so you could go seconds to hours?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Angle? You can convert angle?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
How many?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
How many seconds? Or in a thousand hours?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
And also I will say a side note to this hack.
On the left hand side, there's a little clock that
will show you all of the previous convert like things
that you've already done, the conversion history.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
On your question.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Three million, six hundred thousand seconds in one thousand hours? Wow,
how do you How would you spend one thousand hours?
Can everyone stop texting? In that? This is a better
hack than I do. This isn't a hack. This is
a function of a phone. Because Carwen hack Carwhen's hack
actually use in the morning when car where the five

(36:42):
start hack plays?

Speaker 5 (36:43):
It ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
George's m you probably didn't realize this, but it's so good.
You just played a Lewis Capaldi song.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
That's how time.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
How time.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
He wouldn't have noticed that he's done this, But I'll
I'll make the connection here because where you going to
talk about right now?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Crazy?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Nine sex? Nine sex? What's your biggest coincidence so far?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
That Georgia?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
It was like something I'm doing my joke?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Man, guys, how good was it last night?

Speaker 12 (37:15):
He just he just oozes everything.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
He's like funny too.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
But he stood up.

Speaker 12 (37:20):
So he came out and he sang three songs and
then he stood there.

Speaker 8 (37:22):
Anyone was like wow, and then eyone laughed. He didn't
say anything on this point and then he goes, well hello,
and then anyone laughed, and I was like, the dude
could say anything, anything and we're gonna love it.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 12 (37:38):
He's got that could be the Scotsman and know it's
the excent And just even was because he talked a
lot about Harry took time off like mental health and
stuff and.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
People it's important to it's just important to keep on working.
When your mental health and the and the gunny, you
just keep pushing.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Your medal health, mind, sex and sex. If you push
yourself a little too far, does your mum call you
every day to make sure you're okay?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Mind sex and.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Sexime sex, Did your mom move them with you to
make sure you're okay? Because his voice is amazing live,
Like he's one of those people that you know doesn't
disappoint when you see them live, it's almost bitter. Yeah, yeah, legit,
it's so much better.

Speaker 12 (38:27):
But you can tell because the sparkering a what teen
thirty normal wrapper?

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Yeah, I think most most things have to be finished
by living there.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
Yeah, he was like solid ten past here and it
makes me go, like, maybe he's just sit limits to
us because obviously you can't handle keep going forever. Yeah,
and he but like no, everyone just loved him and
wanted to look out for him. And the craziest thing
was this is also the kind of humor he's got.
He talked a lot about his mental health and how
hard it was and how this.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
New EP is given as like all about that, and.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Someone's like what and he's like, yeah, whoa me into health?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Guys love it.

Speaker 12 (39:03):
He just honestly owned it and like his voice is
next level. Finishing with the whole crowd singing someone you
loved and he didn't even.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Had nice like that. I'm paying to see him.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
You know. That's kind of the thing now because remember
when he couldn't finish the finished it and he went
back to where was there and then the audience did
it again. So that's like his thing. Yeah, sold out,
He'll be bad, guys, he'll be back. I swear, it's unreal. Wait, wait,
you swearing?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I know the same behavior.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
That's just where did Georgie get the.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Have you ever seen such audacity?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Next time the show, we actually do want a nine
six ninety six you and ask about your parents.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Mom's ringing, she's checking it.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
You need to answer it now and morning here put
it on speaking just.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
The way we're on.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I'm on here with which Wood and Haley.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
Hi Mom, Okay, last night was just an awesome experience
for you.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
Awful, I mean, just experience for you, and.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I understand that I'm here for you.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
She's and I told they love Lewis and I told
them it was an awful night.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
So that's why she's taking you. Would George is doing
sarcasm famously.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Georgia, I gotta go. That makes you busy love you
love you mom?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Okay nine six nine s nine six nine sex. When
did you last thing up on your parents?

Speaker 7 (40:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Genuinely, though, we are going to talk about your parents
and if they were a nightmare on Christmas.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
The Fleetwood and Haley bed Listen.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
We talked about this the other day. People experts were
chiming in on how much time it's too much time
this Christmas has been with your family and ways to
sort of escape and get away. Another article that took
with me a lot is phrases not to use therapy
is phrases not to use on your parents this Christmas
unless you want a riot. Phrases like mum, I am

(41:15):
protecting my peace.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Which famously any of these will go down great with boomers.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Basically, it's phrases that we modern people have learned from
being a little bit more aware or having therapy. God,
my therapist is going to get a doozy today. Buckler
nine six nine sex Virginia, are you ready?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Nine six timee sexes everybody else you're.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Just still a double.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Actually we should love to catch up couples cute. So basically,
if you're using these therapy phrases against your boom of
parents who don't understand this way of thinking. You're going
to alienate them, You're going to make them feel, you know, attacked,
and then that's when they get.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
All I'm wanting you think?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Have you seen the real it had hundreds of thousands
of likes of like phrases you hear from your emotionally
immature appearance.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
So yeah, so the ones that we need to avoid.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I'm protecting my pace and still say something like oh mom,
I said to I need to calm down. Can we
talk later? Just a bit more basic? Don't call your
parents emotionally immature.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
I mean I wouldn't dare because my mum's not above
a whack.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, totally and stead trying. You know, I find it
hard to talk about emotions between us. Can we try
a different approach? You're guess lighting me, guest lamping, guest lamp.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Remember you remembered it wrong? Remember you remember it wrong?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Because you're a little bit crazy?

Speaker 9 (42:40):
Am I am?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
I been guest. It's always been called guest lamp nine sex,
nine sex, It's always been guess lamping, right, guys, guys's crazy?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
She's remembering that's wrong?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
You don't use these phrases.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
But I need to sit boundaries, you know, just it's
it's just going to make them say a little bit
of time.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
I need a bit of space.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, but I.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Want to know with this period a heat of Christmas,
when were your parents a nightmare on Christmas? And maybe
it was a tantrum, Maybe it was this hot, you know,
maybe maybe the Christmas day has got a bit much
for marm got a bit much for that because mums
do everything. We've all seen the Bear. Yeah, that episode
of the Bear. I'm going to watch it again.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I can't anxiety, can't handle it.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I know sometimes I'm just bathing it. It's awful anxiety shower.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
But you know, like it's like Christmas, the tension, the pressure.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
And maybe like these added guests at Christmas, like you know,
someone's bringing a new partner and mama, Mama isn't happy
with the parents. Yes, okay, so these are the stories
we want to hear this morning. I'll wait one hundred
dollars at m nine six nine sex texted.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
When were your parents a nightmare on Christmas? When were
your parents a nightmare on Christmas? Therapists have given the
phrases that we use sort of Millennials and Zennioles.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Shouldn't use it, you know, to trigger our parents. The
very it's like triggering. Yeah, we shouldn't use around our
parents because we're theopizing them.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Anonymous joints the morning, Anonymous. What what happened with the
parents at Christmas? Is? This is Anonymous?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
My mum got drunk? Shut yourself.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Wait a minute, we just can't can't skip over shooting yourself.
We're going to stop you there.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Anonymous. What time of the day to mum? Should have pants?

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Time?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Time? Did you get that boost by the lunchtime? Shouldn't
your pants? This is sort of a late afternoon. I've
never been so boozed. I shaped myself.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Yeah, this is this is like she was in his seventies,
Brandy or something like. What No, just oh my, she's
just enjoying Christmas.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Okay, yeah, Christmas pants. So wait, mamma is on the turps.
She ships her pants at lunchtime. At lunchtime, and then
what happens to the day she.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
So I've gone and tracked it down in the bathroom
and she's got in the shower, and and then I'm
trying to deal with her clothes and ask your undeath
were and she had flushed them down the toilet.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
It's not one of the peas. It's not one of
the peas that you can fly watching them. Oh my god,
you're never going to forget that Christmas? Are you anonymous?

Speaker 6 (45:39):
No, I'm not hosted.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Since then, I'm going to say you both sounds of it?
You are hosting?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
It puts you off, doesn't it? Anonymous?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Some messages in the bars home.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Can you go back to anonymous? Yes? Anonymous? Would you
like a rock quest band named calendar? You want one
about calendars?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
One of the fleets on and Hayley twenty twenty six, calendars,
double thumbs, all of the rock quiest band names for
the year.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Will send it out.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Maybe can't get on for mom?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Don't enough?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
That's going to help it all?

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Some messages in the mother in law is currently trying
to ruin Christmas because she isn't hosting and thinks no
one else is capable of hosting it like she does,
so she's doing everything she can to sabotage just enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
It's like put your feet up, it's at someone else's house.
My mother in law got drunk at dinner and told
my husband to leave me because I was going to
take all of his money.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
This was four years in.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
At this point we've been doing it for ten more, married,
a house, a kid, and I make more money than him.
Oh wow, okay, so the tables have you should leave her.
But then four years in she would have got.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Half of it anyway.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Last Christmas, Mum was cracking the shits a dad about
how unhelpful he was being at that point, to the
point that Dad took Mom into the hallway to have
a conversation. To Christmas and always ask each other if
something needs to be a hallway conversation.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Oh, I just talked to you in the hallway for
a second. You guys will be in there in a second.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Do not, I will loose those raised hush times.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Is so good?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Can you crazy stories about your badly behaving parents at Christmas?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
And if you've just joined us, you missed the first
story we opened with, which was Mum got drunk and
not my mum at the callers. Mum got drunk, shehad
of pants and flushed her underwear down the toilet, all
by light lunch time.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
So that's good.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
My ex calls my mum the Christmas Nazi due to
restrict adherents to the rules of Christmas otherwise known as
traditions and merriment. Okay, took the family took a family
holiday to Dubai to my two brothers, parents, and myself.
On Christmas Eve, my parents decided to get divorced. It
was awkward for the rest of the holidays. They needed
to happen. Yeah, but wait till you get back.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I don't know. Maybe it's just the scale of.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
The bush Khalifa that made you realize marriages and you
what did you think when you saw the bush cliff?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
In nine sex sex.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I've never seen it my own eye.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Haven't you sid to behold? We've gone up there, haven't
we know? It's horrible about it? Now?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Nine sex, nine sex. What's the tallest building you've been out?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Skytown? Would be the Skytower?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
That would be that's embarrassing. It's little, Yeah, it's big.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Is the Sydney One taller than ours? No? Okay, yes,
Auckland Skytek nine sex, nine sex. Can you beat me?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Have you been higher than me?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I've been in a plane sex?

Speaker 9 (48:32):
No sex.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Why where are you right now?

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Where are you right now.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Just you really need to get to therapy.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I just going to get to three o'clock and I'll
be in the therapist.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I could you.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
We will find a long trench coat and you sit
on my shoulders and we'll go to therapy as one person.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
I'll say your problems is my own.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
And I'll whisper you my problems to repeat to the therapist.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Just come and she knows you.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
My parents thought I said we're getting a divorce on
boxing because I didn't want to rue.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Georgia is just sitting in the cup to youre wondering
what is going on? This is a bit of a cluster.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
If so, that is sort of a cutture of it
is you're watching people spiral with female My parents decided
to get a divorce on Boxing Day because they didn't
want to ruin Christmas. That was a nineteen ninety six
I'm all good now, I think I think I'm all
good Text nine sex, nine sex, tell me, I'm okay.
That's what they said they were not they were at
nine sex, nine sex.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Maybe there's a four o'clock follow up after Hailey's therapy.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah maybe, oh yeah, should jump back on with brillan.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Tell me about that Boxing Day Christmas. Yeah, that's in
nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
It wasn't nineteen ninety six, which is quite similar. Send
it to nine Sex, nine sex, which is a text number.
My dad watches TV programs at two times the speed.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
When I go to visit. I actually got used to it.
When I got home, going back to normal speed, it
was just horrible.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
You know, yeah, that's not on.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
It's like I listened to podcasts at one point two. Yeah,
I think that's a good speed. But then if you
accidentally put it back to one speed and you're listening
to like regular podcast list and you're like, come on,
so slow.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
But we talk quite fast as a trio and as
New Zealanders. And we've been told like a lot of
people listen to the podcasts on one point two but
not us. Get our podcast on the iHeartRadio app. Wherever
you go, you can take us with you.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Catch up.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
What did you call it? Did you call it the
iHeart App or iHeart radioheart Radio?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Change your name here, it's just iHeart Media. It's yeah,
it's HBO Max. Now I'm I'm disassociating on my bed.
We've changed We're pivoted. Now are you where are you right?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Now? Are nine sex? Nine sex? But I'm going to
dive back here.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
My grandad said himself on fire getting the barbecue going
on Christmas?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Oh okay, that's sweep.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
So I'm at work.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
The highest I've been is the sky tower. I've never
seen the birch Khaliffer, and I think he is.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Okay, I believe Grandpa on fire joins us. Good morning
Grandpa on fire?

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Good Now?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
How did Grandpa catch on fire? On Christmas?

Speaker 7 (51:04):
So?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Grandpa wanted to get the barbecue going because he was
getting impatient, and it was a call barbecue.

Speaker 10 (51:09):
So his genius idea is alcohol.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
He opened the bottle and tried to pour it over
the head, called so.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Like caught fire, which his hand caught on fire.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Fine, she's fine, he's fine. Now, well so should he
be mixing that with food? And no?

Speaker 11 (51:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Yeah, okay, that was that was Grandma's only concerned.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
Did the meat go anywhere near the ice of propol?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
No?

Speaker 6 (51:39):
That we're fine.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Yeah, I take it was the makers. Well he was great, yeah, right,
and it was a track.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Did Grandpa have to go to A and E or
the hospital?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
That day or no, yeah he did, but the rest
of us had a dinner.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Well you just see him without you didn't go with him.
You just sent him to hospital.

Speaker 9 (51:56):
Well we sent him with one of my uncles and
the rest of us literally just.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
You get a charming and whimsical voice.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
You do. I love to take you to hear a story.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Yeah, me too, like a lighthearted story. Have you ever
seen the boug Khalif with your own eyes?

Speaker 9 (52:13):
I actually have?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
And what did you think? It's hard to.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Get it in a photo?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Hard to get in a photo? And where are you
right now? I am driving to Albany right now. That's
how I thank you very much, very much, Paul.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I appreciate that, which is.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
What I said. The highest I've been last night was
last night on a new Brownie respet nine six nine
sex for recipe.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Would you like a fletch morning, Haley rock quest bandnames calendar?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Oh why not?

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Okay, fantastic? Will pop you on hold and sort that out?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Lovely?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Anything to finish up for before we go into the break?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Oh gosh, someone's got our therapist. So figured out my
therapist because this person? Because if so, I would give
that woman an organ if she needed it. Absolute Queen Tinaity, No, no,
it's six nine six nix. If I'm unhealthily reliant on
my therapist.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Bethlehem, they haven't seen the bersh Khalifa and the highest
of bons to Skytower. Nine sex right, are you non
religious and living in Bethlehem?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Nine sex? Nine sex? That would be funny and atheist
and befley? Are you atheist in Bethley? Nine s Are
you of Mexican descent?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
So your name is Hayesus and you live in Bethlehem,
but you're not religious?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Nine sex.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
We'll see your calendar.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
That's a prime.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
When we come back, we are going to stop coming back.
You are win your contractually come back if you never leave.
I'm just going to be talking through the ads, probably
reacting to the ads. I'll say things like this, Oh, really,
sales thirty percent off?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Oh that's good, it's good a bargain.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
When we come back, Hailey and I do need to
discuss our split.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Why because she's wanting to charge me. She's got a receipt,
You've got a receipt, and we're at some kind of
a standoff. We are needwork plays it ends Fletch Worn
and Haley well back Flitch.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
We were planning our holiday for next year. We're getting
a hin off. We're popping off.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Over over the seas and at that time that the
flights were on sale.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Coming on that one, No, you've used up your free tress.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Still sorry, something small on Labor weekend next.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Weekend for the listener.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Behind the scenes has become quite a running joke that
when and I, When Hailey and I are surprised Worn
with a trip to Bali now every day and says, guys,
I'm sad.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Take me.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Feel a little bit like I could do with a
little and.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
He uses that cute voice and it's hard to say no.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
And trying to be not. Well, no, you're not coming
on this one unless you pay for it yourself. We'll
take you a fun day, a sung a day in
March or something like that, and that'll do fed me.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Light anyway, Ballet and you've got to go.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
By the way, Ballet had a trip recently and we
use split wise, which is an amazing app. If you
don't know what it is, all your friends sign up
and if you go away for a trip or a weekend,
say I paid for dinner, you paid for lunch or
an activity. I'll get this you get there at the
end of the trip, divvies it all up, you log
it all into the app, and then it kind of says,
at the end of this you ended up paying this

(55:33):
amount more so that he owes you.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
There and well dinners as well. You could do like
I didn't eat as much.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
I'll just pay like you know, slightly less, so you
can as long as it eat equals one hundreds.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
We don't know you can if some people don't do anyway. Anyway,
So we had the split wise going, and it had
my bigger amount that you'd thought it for the flights
that I owed you. And then and then will let's
get split wise going because I'll pay for more things
when we're in BALI to help ducks some of that.
There's still a little bit of money owing, and that's fine,
and I'll get it back here you are. But yesterday

(56:05):
I did notice because I asked Hailey. She said, I'm
going to mine to ten and I said, oh my god, perfect.
I need a tiny little plastic hose connector he wanted.
He requested a thirteen milimeter barb joiner. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Now, that's the one that you slide the pipes. Caro
yeap clamp it. And so to my amazement, I get
a notification on split wise, Hailey Sprowl has paid you
a dollar sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
A dollar sixty nine, you were chloring back. This is
not an amount. I bought you coffee yesterday and I
didn't pat that on this. Coffees don't count. Coffees don't count.
They're like, I need to start log in the coffee flip.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
There's six dollars something.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
I'm happy to start lo ma coffee in the coffee.
I did the mats in my head of we over
about one thousand coffins. I know Hailey does buy a
lot my bio coffees.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Well, actually, I think if you scroll down there's two
transactions of popped in there.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
There's another one for a dollar nine.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Now you owe me there because this little joiner plastic
one dollar sixty nine that's gone in the split wire.
So that comes off of what I owe you. But
to me it looked so slim and I don't know
what you're using it for. But then I saw another one.
It was nineteen milimeter. There was a dog ninety nine.
I don't know, but I got it for you anywhere.
But I don't need this one, the small one. Imagine

(57:23):
you did and you go home with your little joiner
and you're like it's too tight. Thank god, one of
my greatest friends got me the bigger size.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Okay, well, now I've got a joiner. I don't need
nine six nine sixty. Do you need a nineteen mel.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Join?

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Yes, this is a garden irrigation though it's going to
work for my dishwasher host. Yeah, so you put You've
got a clamp right, yeah, slide that back up the
hose y.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
You put that on the slide. Now, why have you
also got thread tape? Well?

Speaker 4 (57:51):
I didn't know if I needed that, but there's no
threads free. I just put the type because he did
as I was there when he asked for thread tape.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
That three seal tape that was zero point nine two
dollars ninety.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
It's going in. So you settle up and I pay
you zero point nine.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
I've paid that.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
This could get quite nasty, because are you're going to
start charging me kilometers every time you drop me off?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
What is the current.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Claimable per kilometer with.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
The I I D I don't know, maybe count take
care of it, but quite high. Yeah, quite a lot.
You got a log book. Shouldn't be you're getting free rides.
You're cute. You know you're getting another free trip. I'm sorry,
times up on my generosity.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
We're really clamping down, aren't we.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Well that's that's four dollars I've just claimed back from you.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
You're slowly chipping away the.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Questions, the exam, the boys exam.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
And I have got a notepaper and pin was this
to we use it?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
I just think it's going to help you visually with
these questions. But if you're listening and you're in your car,
just play along and use your mental notepads. Okay, don't
bring in a notepad while you're driving, please, Okay, But
texting your aunt's a nine six nine sex. We're taking
a lot on the text machine today. But now I
want you to play along. This boy forays the third
of December dating it?

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Why are you dating it? What does that make me
a good boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Oh that's smart.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I put my name and I put it it.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Actually iticked me a bit.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Yeah, put in the date.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Yeah, babbie, bad bunny wouldn't write man or bad.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Money would but he put the months before the date.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
I just joined us nine six nine six, I said
in a hotel last night.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
With that may see you about what anyway? Probably an
appropriate to say and carry on.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Well, it's where we're merging what we have off ear
and on ere today on the show, and it's dangerous
and it's spicy.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
So the study shows that a smart the smarter a
man is, the more likely he is to be committed, faithful,
and a respectful boyfriend. It's a specific type of intelligence
that leads to this. So the people that passed this
test had higher score on this test, more committed, more faithful,
less lately to insult you, less likely to desire power
or dominance of the bad kind, less likely to to

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coerce partners sexually, less likely to use manipulative tactics in
the right. Higher intelligence also linked to lower erectile dysfunction
and lower psychopathic.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
A bunch of academics that have studied to try to
make themselves sound like better boyfriends doesn't if you're smart
like us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Okay, so yes, so here is here's the here's the
boyfriend exam three scapes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Question one, What comes next? Here's a sequence D.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Four if six h eight is actually because it's going
to show a particular type of intelligence. D four if
six h eight, What comes next?

Speaker 9 (01:00:51):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Do you give your answer or you could do it
at the end. Do it at the end. Your second question,
what comes next? It's just three six conswers? Okay, six
if yeah, twelve? I wait on another sequence. Yeah, I
don't know number two because when you won't do these online,
they're like, heart's not that you know sexy if he's
question number two? Six if twelve I twenty four?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
L yeap?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
What comes next?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
This isn't even asking how big.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Your wang is?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Yeah, that's the third question.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Okay, wait what was that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Sixy of twelve twelve? I yep, twenty four L yep.
What comes next? What comes next?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Okay, you can figure it out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
I can. Okay, good boy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Third question, it's another sequence, but I'm changing it slightly
because I'm also a scientist. Wang size, it's right down
your wang size, and we'll come to the answers.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I go up to the top of the label on
the back of the shampoo bottle. Those many one what
shampoo though me and black and hidden shoulders okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Okay, question number one?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
What was your answer?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Wait? What was the third one? Do you want to
do the third one? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Two W fourty I'm not dating anyone that's as much
a MI neerd. I'll tell you that right now. Seven
Q Georgia's you're with me a Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
You want someone that knows what we live in early
Southland man to absolutely mow your lawn? Two W forty seven?
Q are living in?

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
What comes next?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Yeah? I don't even care.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Then you're a bad boyfriend right now here we're going wait.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Wait your time harde ins.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I don't know the number we have to go? What
about answers?

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
What did you have for the answer for question number one? J?
T in Yeah, good boyfriend. I'm a good boyfriend, had
J and I had JJ good boyfriend? Next one, question two?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
What would you have?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Four eight? Like, oh, the letter and then forty eight
for the number. But babe, it went number then letter.
So you've actually made that you've done that wrong. Forty
four yep, oh no, good boyfriend? Yeah, your bad boyfriend,
because you suddenly switched if it was a number or not. Okay,
what did you have for the last one?

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
I didn't do it because I was I lost lost interest.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
But I've got two out of three.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Sixteen k is the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
No, I had owl I had sixteen hours.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Also, boyfriends, you're trying and you're failing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
It kind of kind of kind of represents my life
trying and failing boy tries.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Do we get an answer and wing size.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
We're just gonna keep that off here, keep that off here,
all right. So you're to the top of the label
of top of the top of the label.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Of a of a hidden shoulders.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
From the plays it ends flesh Thorn and Hayley.

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
Fact of the day, Day Day, day day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Yeah, do de di did did did dud dude? Beautiful actually,
and what you didn't see behind the scenes there is
fletch conducted there and then the ness of someone who
knew what they were doing. And then he did the zip.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
With my pencil and you go stop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
That was incredible to follow you well, we were wielding
I'm really yeah. Once vandalism week here at fact to
the day, we learned that the word vandal comes from
a Germanic tribe that we're blamed for sacking Rome, which
I think might be the high point of the week,
to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Right, strong ending week classic.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Today's factor is about punishment and vandal Vandalism and graffiti
rules around the world, different countries, different countries.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
What do you get here?

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
But he slap on the mike, Mike, I'm calling about vandalism, Mike.
They get a slap on the rest of the basket.
They don't learn any lessons whatsoever. I say they should
be shot shot publicly. Yeah, news zobz be.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
What's their number?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
I don't know, but we always get we get it there.
But it must be easy to roll tongue like name
six six no chain. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
In the United Kingdom, you get fined if you don't
clean up. Say you own a house of shop offence
and it gets graffiti and you don't clean it up.
You get the fine as the fense owner because you
have it on you to remove that kind of like that,
because there is no for a business.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
To give it a ring.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Um, brown skin, white eyes or white skin blond here
not u usual okay usual usual different, Okay, Sorry, we'll
be getting back to anyway, get the punishment in the
ukf you leave graffiti on your property, so you might
of liked that because then otherwise it stays up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
There's no he's gonna right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
What about the vigilante stopping people graffitiing like like you know,
people come out and they catch that's my probably and
then a girl.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
But crazy, I mean that happens here anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
So do you like it in New Zealand punishment because
I've got it, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
In New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
The punishment for graffiti vandalism as a community based sentence
a fine of up to two thousand dollars or both.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
But then if you're also Chris.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Passing, yeah you damaged properly, that could be also maybe
make it worse.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Bundle it up, yeah, bundle it up.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
In Iceland, scratching or kicking moss on volcanic fields is
met with a hefty fine. It is considered environmental vandalism
and it takes centuries for the moss to grow back,
so you're not even allowed to walk on the moss.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Pretty sure. Our friend doctor Shawny kicks some moss in
Iceland when he was there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Yeah, I just wouldn't have He wouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
No, I'm pretty sure we had his boots. And I
actually have to reply to him, why what did you?
What have you not done? He sent me a video
of his garden and because we like he.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
He keeps a nice god. He grows a tomato.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
He's not doing as much fruit and he's not doing
He had a courier come round and he saw on
his security.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Came with the security.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
The career packed little punitive tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Helped himself. He had so many tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
He didn't know what to do with them. In the end,
he was jarring them.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
In Singapore, if you were caught vandalizing, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
They're very serious and sap.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
The ban chewing gum for decades jail time and when
you're in jail time, strokes with the cane?

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Hot?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Where are you hitting me?

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
And can you just grab me? Is it all right?

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
If I turned back and look at.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
You, can you eyeball me as you struggling with the
cane and maybe wrap my arm around here.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
I hold onto your forearm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
I'm really to go anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
The strictest vandalism case was for someone spray painted a
train and got some lashings. I kind of feel like
we should bring that in here because have you seen
what they vandalize the train?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
It looks horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
It's so scrip. The well vandalized train.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
The proper Braffi trains look cool, just not the missy
ass scribbles.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
And Japan.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
If you are if you're not of a Japanese national
and you're caught doing anything that can be you were
immediately deported.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Oh immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
In Italy they find people for sitting on fountains, not vandily,
just sitting on them because these things are so old
and crumbly.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yees, but it gives, it gives crumble.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Everything is crumbling everything, cities crumble, walls crumble, buildings crumble,
so you're not allowed to touch the medic somebody new
builds in there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
A few more DJ gardeners.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Yeah, I'd love to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
In New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
If you're caught selling a spray can to under eighteen,
you get one thousand or fifteen hundred dollars five.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah, that's why it might have teen in the warehouse.
It's all behind the locks and you're going to AWD.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
I thought they're okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
It's because because you could huff it, yeah, huffit or
vandal they're not they're not doing art.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
And in Spain you can be charged with vandalism if
you dance too hard. Some street performance dancing on her
historic bench doing the flamingo and the vibrations called structural risk.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
So you're not let to dance too hard. You dance.
I give your kisses. Oh you want some keys, I
gotta go to work, but I give you key seats.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
So last time you listen to my voice notes anyway,
we are all saying this. I didn't know this came
from a voice not Yeah, that's why we were taking
the case.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
We give your cases, to give your keys, sip you
want to give you work Back to the day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Today's fact to the day is no take your pick
vandalism laws around the world.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
With these network plays z m's Flesh Worn and Haley,
we want.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
To know right now, have you ever read someone's private journal?
Have you discovered something?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Has someone read yours?

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Has someone read yours?

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
There is a woman who has just won eighty thousand dollars.
I've translated that transitor. You've converted converted that because it's
not a langue for unfair dismissal after she was left
traumatized when a male colleague that she was romantically involved
in snooped.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Her private journal, and so she took it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
She took it up the bloody yeah, you know, employment tribunal.
I guess that whatever their version, and she's won, she
won the case. Amazing that people still have diaries or journals.
I do, you know. I had a little panic the
other day because when I started back at therapy last year,

(01:10:57):
I was encouraged to some journaling. It was very good
for you, and you lost it and I had it
in a have you been paying attention journal that we
used to get. Yeah, that was so nice, And then
the other day I got I was and I stopped.
You know, I wrote like ten pages and I'm so
bored by that because your life is like you bored
yourself with your own life and problem.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Nothing boring about my life. Nothing boring about my life.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
You were laughed way too hard at that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Does Georgia want to punch in the face, because I'll
punch you and I'll write about it in my journal.
So I came home like a couple of.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Days record I don't journal, so I need to punch
you in the face and get some blood droplets into
the straight and before it drives.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Anyway, I came home the other day and my mom
was doing some planning and I have you been paying attention?
And I was like, where are you feeling that?

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
But it was a different one. It was a clean one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Oh okay, because have you written about your mom?

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
I hadn't written about my mom. But big feelings are there?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Okay, maybe maybe you had that under lock and key
or in a safe place.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
If to give you an idea of the feelings or
sort of end of last year, top of this year. Okay,
so big feelings. Yeah, anyway, So yeah, this person has
won the case because this. Could you put in an
update today, maybe there would be things to update today?
Would the feelings be bigger? On par I've had some.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Big feelings today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
I cried.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
I got the girls.

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I'm sort of shocked youphoricphick and happy to be.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Here with my genuine free Maybe though this was when
you were a teenager, because that's when kind of everyone journaled.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Right, and will say my mum, my mom did read
my journal once when I was a bit gothy. She
thought that I was maybe a bit depressed, and she
read my journal, but I was just gothy, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
I was just a bit like she written about boys
or spells or what?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
What did you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Rowls and boys and wizards of So she did that
was my first Foreando therapy because she did think that
was a bit odd. I saw a teen goth yesterday. Yeah,
oh cool, they're back goth this week. Nine sex, nine sex.
I didn't think they ever left.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
And I pointed to say a teen goth, oh yeah
to my friend, and the goth saw me points. So
I turned the point into a wave and I gave
the and the goth gave me a big happy wave.
Backs aren't always depressed, No, they just look on the
outside depressed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
It's just an expression of something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Do they hang out in Wellington if the BK shut down? Yeah,
we were possessed, and it's more like where do we go?
Where we go? The answer was the botanical gardens in
the soundsholl right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
We migrated too. But if people texting it already.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
My mum read mind eye when I was a teenager
found out I was no longer a virgin, and the
fact that it happened in her bed.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
What okay, all right, this is what we want to
know nine six nine six Texas and you can call us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I want one hundred domes it in.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
We want to know if you've ever read somebody's journal
or if somebody's read yours because a woman and the
UK has had a big payout because someone she was
at workworth read her journal.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
She was romantically involved with them as we wow and
he had a little flick through. It got very awkward,
so she ended up leaving. But then was like, no,
that was unfair and you've got a payout huge ady K.
So have you read a journal or had yours read?
My partner read our daughter's journal and I do not

(01:14:14):
approve of this at all.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Put a bit of a fight between us.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Read the last part of that text. They get to
an age where they have to trust that you've taught
them some good values.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
I only read a text message is sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
So she's like, I don't agree with you reading your journal,
but her texts are opened.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
That's not It would almost say texts are worse.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
If your partner had a journal and was writing in
it and just lift it out and they were away
at work all day, how could you not read it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
I know, like, yeah, would you read it though?

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Yeah, my mum.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
A couple of other people who put in their diaries
there the stories of their leg the parents found out
they in their diary. A couple of people saw some
teen goths this week.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Okay, thank you for the update. They're always walking. You
never see a goth driving?

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Yeah, yeah on public transport.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
As a teen I found a letter under my brother's
bid when I was snooping. The letter was from an
ex girlfriend saying sorry for not telling him she was
pregnant had an abortion.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Oh did she even tell the brother? Did you tell
the brother?

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I haven't told any nine. I haven't told anything. I
haven't told anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
I used to write my diary and shorthand as a teenager,
so my mum couldn't read it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
But now I haven't read shorthand either, so I can. Oh,
my god, me and just made up a code language
that we in the I wrote my journal in it
for a bit. Really, I don't want my mum knowing
I had such a crush on Marcus Lamb.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Wow, I know what you're about to say. Marcus.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
Lush and Frank messaged and she said all of you
bares read my diary. Now I gotta say the week,
because that's very funny, very I mean, not.

Speaker 13 (01:16:00):
The whole you know, traumatic experience teenagers, horrible, horrible story.
But we did read that. We didn't kind of ask
her for Misha. I read my sister's diary when I
was about eight years old and found out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
All, I'm not going to read that doing that for
tics of the week. Yeah, sure, okay, let's do that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
We've got a fifty dollars animates voucher thanks to animates
making happen, happy, happen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
For she had a dog in the attic that would
have been away. The Nazis would have come in and
the dog would have been like.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Unless it was a German shepherd, yes, then it would
have been like, yeah, would have.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Given it's with the dub. It's a because for vavaging.
Oh my god, there's so many people traumatized by this,
completely traumatized. I thought we were just we could go

(01:16:58):
down the aisle of dogs and World War two. No, no, no,
completely traumatizing. Fourteen years old, my brother found my diary.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
We will wap them on the beaches, and they got
me in as a bulldog okay with all of.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
His friends, which some of them will be mentioned in
the diary, and he read it out loud in front
of me and in front of them on we can't
say that one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Well, so many keep your tics coming out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
I saw some teenage goths having a photo with Sandra
at the mall. But that's sense of humor, right, Georgia
joins us in studio. Did you ever have a journal,
Georgia growing up?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Yes, I did, but I was not one that got
mine read.

Speaker 12 (01:17:41):
I was one that reads some others whose diary, whose
journal actually like my best friends growing up, like family friends.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
I read theirs because the whole thing was it was.

Speaker 12 (01:17:51):
One of those you'll know locked up had a pass code. Yeah,
they're like real technical ones that the Gillies had, and
I hacked into their password and then I in, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
I've recently had my teenage journal return to me. It's
so good. Twelve everything so dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Burn Did you read the first page?

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
And I was like, this can burn, and I'm so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
No, we're not even regret seventeen No regret, no for
a single second of I regret immediately burning it. Yeah,
that's why we're happy we didn't have social media.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Now we're getting some very funny messages in which I
think we should in with. But also one I just
feel like reading out. I read my sister in law's
Darren found out she was planning on ending her life
and how she was going to do it. We saved
your life that week because we got her the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Help she needed.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Wow. Wow, I mean it's just like, I mean, not
encouraging people to read people's private stuff, but like that's
and then there's another one here. I read my sister's diary,
found out how slaty she was during high school, and
I used it against her for a very long time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Different of the story shame, Oh lost my diary, Someone
found it, read it, gave it to my crush. I
wrote a lot about kids, and they moved away without knowing.
He gave it back when I saw him two years later,

(01:19:10):
but I was with my now husband. He had written
in every blank page and drawn my name over the
cover so beautifully.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
The one that got away.

Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
Maybe he was thinking you'll come back single.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
So he's reading it being like, I'm not gonna have
no idea, but why do you wait?

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Two years?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
She's married now, or she messages like gone back to
the town or something two years later.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's got rom com written.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Christmas Hallmark, Yeah Christmas, you're back home for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Hey this diary? Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. You're
married now.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
When I was a teenager, I found my mum's old
diary which had a pros and cons list in it,
and it was whether or not to continue her pregnancy
with me. Oh my god, I can't confirm she continued
to pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Need to confirm that because you've text us he attempted though.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
When you know you've got this teenager and they're being
an absolute brat, and you just bring out the diary
and you're like, it's not too late. Not the woman's
hospital and have them aboarded when they're a team, it
just takes a bit longer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Jesus, that was dark born, and that was dark.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
I'm a guy. When I was in high school, I
wrote in my journal that I was crushing on another guy.
My cousin read my journal and everyone at school. We
lived in a tiny town. You have to leave town.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Yeah that's not good, cousin, No, that's not No, cousin
was probably jealous. If you're from a small town, yeah,
the cousin probably had you eyed up for my Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Probably, at least you got to go to a bigger.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Town with more guys, more gays.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
In My family read my diary, found out I was gay.
I was so embarrassing and I still deny it. No,
my dad read. My step dad read my diary when
I was a teenager about me having a crush.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
On my im.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Sorry, that's not your real dad, No, he should.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
You should read.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
It was about me having a crush on the married neighbor.
He got the neighbors over and had to sit down
table meeting about it. So embarrassing. Twenty nine years later,
I've been.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Married to him for twenty Oh my god, what did
come out?

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
I did not see that coming.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
That could also be that could also be a Hallmark
movie movie.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Yeah yeah, wow, movie factory. It's actually a great name
for a production company.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
See movie factory.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I just realized they did the whole show with my
headphones on.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Backwards, so well, that means the shows backwards in, isn't it.
We're gonna have to play this in reverse?

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Or should we speak in reverse?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
And hopefully they'll they'll work out the other way a
little give us a

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
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