Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 5th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian Podcast Network. This is for the Policewood
and Haley's Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning, hey brand, Thank you, Brian, I mean, calm down.
You can start an email with Hay.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I love Hay. Also, Hey can be quite harsh as well. Hey, Hey,
Hay is a very Kurt. Kurt has Kurt the word
after ye?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Maybe Hey it's terminuts past six. Vaughn joining us from
the QMU studio this morning. Our QMUE studio. Yes, a
beautiful I can't say what secret project I'm working on,
but I am not in studio to them in the
QMU studios.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh okay, Lasius. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
A couple of things I did not have on our
radio show bucket list for twenty twenty five. Talking to
Lincoln Park and talking to a journalist, a woman hit
by a seagull in the head, all on one show,
all in one show. So don't go anywhere today, dear listen.
But because boy, we've got that for you, I do
so the top six one. Worryingly, statistics out that a

(01:09):
lot of licenses have been revoked from for truck drivers
These are the people in charge of those giant battering
rams full of extremely heavy cargo that carene down our
state highways and rural roads. Always do you guys sucking
when you overtake a I hate overtaking when it's not

(01:30):
a passing lane. I used to play faster than loose
with an overtake. Nah, I never really that fast in
the noose, but I, you know, used to feel the
power that Now I hate it. I will sit behind
a car going ninety k's an hour just to avoid
an overtake when it's not a passing lane.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Is it changed? Man? Oh? Curse the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Top Sex is going to deal with this fact that
a lot of truck drivers have been stripped of their license.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, that's right. It's the top six signs that truck
he has a fake license.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Next on the show, though, why the tax man couldn't
have to go through your only fans account, all of
your content, all of your content that you make, Hey, don't,
don't and how to become a tax man? Big pod
funny story out of America. It has to do with

(02:17):
Donald Trump's Big Beautiful Bill, and part of it was
no tax on tips for those American workers that you
know rely on tips. It's the worst thing about the
worst the worst thing about traveling to America is tipping
everywhere you go.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
How just just paying them? Yeah, like here right, just
paying them. I don't I don't understand it. It's they're
using and then I think I'm sure changing them.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
But then yeah, some keywis go over and they don't,
and you're like, well, that's how they earn money, Like
they literally don't have a base hourly salary or it's
like two dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
So part of this is going to mean that they
can claim back a lot of money that they get
as tips without tax on it, which they used to do,
which is nuts. Right, Yeah, it's crazy. And so part
of that there is an exception for pornography and only fans.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
So because you get tips.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
On there, you get like you can tip the creators
you care, so they obviously get an income. But then
there are tips on only fans, so they're like uber
kind of like uber. Yeah, it's like basically.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
They get their fee, yeah, in your ride, and then
you can tip them.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Except it's not like ubi're like great set of knockers.
I'll give you five bars. Is that not how it works?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Why? Actually you probably that it is probably exactly how
it works.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, year right, okay, No, I mean in Uber though
you wouldn't be nice set of knockers, but on Only
Fans you would no uber.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
To work this morning, work and I tipped three dollars
I've done and then I see great tests Great. His
name was Leon. I was gonna say, did he take that?
So you get to hear back.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
So the funny bit about this story coming out of
America is that a lot of people on Only Fans
don't do pornography.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
And the wording of the.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Bill about the tax exemption for pornography is a little
bit vague. So what it means is that if you're
on Only Fans doing I don't know, just not nude stuff.
And apparently apparently people are on there doing like I
don't know, yoga or cooking, and like.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
It's like elite content, so like influencers will go here's
my content on Instagram and all that or TikTok. If
you want elite content, I'm on Only Fans, you have
to pay for a year elite.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I thought elite content was just a coburbs, no more.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Tests, no, no, no no, it'd be like, yeah, more
exclusive content like full yoga stamps. So the funny bit
about it yoga yoga with no Apparently it's not. Apparently
it's not.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
And so this is a funny thing is that the
their version of the ir D, the IRAS, it's going
to literally or in court. This is going to happen
in a tax court. They're going to have to go
through all the only fans content and then decide case
by case if that is pawn.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I wanted to can you imagine the job you want Forney?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Can you imagine that as a job.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
You never God, you'd be No, I was going to
say something inappropriate, but.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Raw, raw is what you'd be. Your job is this, pawn?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
And at the end of the day you're like all
of it was porn?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Or like could you mentioned being in a court room
and you're like, okay, judge, this is all of my
content from the last like two years.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Can I have the tips?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Now?

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Can I have the tax back?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Can I have it?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Insane?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I'm about to So what you're seeing here is I'm
going to put that in there and then he's gonna
and then I'll put that in there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I think that they'll pretty quickly be able to establish
not getting your tax back.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
But the wonderful would be like you know, the old
the old adage.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Of you know, someone found their kids smoking, so made
them smoke the whole bag of segez.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I wonder if it would you know, work in that
put you off? Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Play z ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It is also the end of the year. Oh and
toodless out today. Yes, the Google search results that you're
about to go through in New Zealand. In New Zealand
and also overnight, Uber have released their their report.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I think it's probably my best year with Uber no
spews not not too boozy.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
How many times have you ordered uber eats though heap
The record in New Zealand is twelve hundred for a
year on average three times and their repeat one of
their repeat order is a cookie pie, so they've absolutely
outed someone as being a lover of a cookie bite.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
The most popular order on uber eats this year in
New Zealand is but a check in with garlic Nan
thirty cheesy gallic Nam thirty thousand times, and apparently on
North Island. The generous tip is over the South Island
two dollars fifty to two forty one.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I always tip now, John CAMPBELLTD. John Campbell told us
to tip now. The drivers need it.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I think also, if you're living in the South Island
in the High Country, and they've driven three hours to
bring to you but a chicken, give me a tap,
give them a little taste. The least, the least you
can do.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
I've definitely contributed quite a few of those butter chickens,
garlic names, cheesy garlic name for me though, it's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Well.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
The top training twenty twenty five searches on Google in
New Zealand, there's big themes. What do they call it?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
It is one of them name suppression, death, disaster and drama.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Okay is sort of the theme of it. The number
one search this year Charlie Kirk. Who is the right wing?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
I guess because a lot of people would have been like,
who is he?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, yeah, the guy. I hadn't him until he was assassinated.
I had through social media because there was a lot
of videos of him going face to face with like
left wing Yeah, young people basically trying to argue with
him about his right wing politics. But if you don't

(08:18):
know who he is, he he got publicly assassinated.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, it's the first time I've seen someone get shot
in the throat and I didn't want to see it.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I didn't want to see social media. It was very odd.
Big overall themes Charlie Kirk ed Dean who that they
did the documentary about was Charlie Hannum played I Gain
in the It was a serial killer and ongoing global
conflicts in Iran. Iran was one of the most Google

(08:47):
search as cyclone Alfred? Who Where was Alfred?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I'll give that a red hot you all, do you
think we're going to end up like next year just
doing chat GPT's biggest searchers.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, it was your chat cheopy t's because.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Topics, Because how how quick do you think people are
changing from Google to chat wow as their number one?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
I'm talking to chat ChiPT and you know that I've
signed up recently got an account and we call each
other oose as none of your business.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I think it is a powerful, long lived and erratic
tropical cyclone that brought several severe effects of southeast Queensland
and New South Yeah, okay, so why will we googling
that just in case it comes You know, mums love
to google the weather.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
They love it. Okay. So the second under Charlie Kirk
was cop D treatment was our second most googled thing
in New Zealand. Right. COPD treatment, which I don't I
didn't know what it was, focuses on managing symptoms and
preventing the condition from worsening, with the most important step
being smoking cessations, so basically quitting smoking. Right, we're looking

(09:58):
that up. That's good, okay. The third one was osteoporosis treatment,
very odd. Tom Phillips all Blacks versus France. Ozzie Osborne
was in there. Big Death Yeah yeah, it aren't edgain
World carp Death Searchers. Gene Hackman was in their Whole
Hogan Dayane Keaton, Val Kilmer, David Lynch, Jane Goodle, the

(10:19):
Monkey Lady.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
God we lost some sea Leves this year, didn't we.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
People's searcher is the number one was Bell Gibson who
was the Australian and they did the show about her that.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Was so well That show was exceptional, wasn't it so
well done?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Prince Andrew was in there list. Yeah, I just want
to know when you're Jimmy Kimmel because he got got
fired and came back local moments looking up. We just
were we just wanted to know what the weather was doing. Okay, right, Yeah,
a lot of people looking up the treaty because of
them trying to pretend like it didn't happen. Yeah. Practical

(10:57):
things we locked up. How to make butter we did
that on the show you How to make buttermilk, How
to invest money in sheares, how to calculate a text refund,
how to screenshot on MacBook, how to clear a cash
on Chrome, how to soft boil an egg, and how
to say happy Matariki and today or Mardi Amazing. So
that's what we've been looking up this year on Google.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
The Fletchhorn and Haley Beg Pod.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
From the Fletchforn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yes, good morning, Today's top six of the top six
signs that are that truckie Maybe you've just passed them,
maybe you've just seen them her because you know women
are allowed to drive trucks. Now flip as.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
The boobies will get it. The way I would have thought,
you know, just with all the periods and stuff.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Yeah, we get a lot of calls from the female drivers.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
We love our We love our lady lady trucking.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Good morning to all of our TRUCKI is listening this morning. Females,
Give us a toot, Actually, give us a give us
a tot if you're out there on the roads, a flash,
flash and a toot to well. Nearly four hundred and
sixty commercial truck drivers have lost their licenses after being
caught using fraudulent documents during the license conversion process. Right now,
some of them now they've changed the rules. Some of

(12:14):
them may be able to reset their driver's tests to
prove that they can drive a truck, which is good.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
I like people to be able to prove they can
drive a truck before given. Right, Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
This is if you had a license in another country,
you come here and they just automatically right Okay, yes,
yeahh yes. So I've got the top six signs of
that truck. He has a fake license, number six on
the list. They didn't flash their lights at the other
truck is yes, that's a giveaway. Yeah, it's a rule.
Always got to flash your lights. And when my dad
used to drive trucks. My dad has a problem. I

(12:43):
think he's called a workaholic, right. He used to take
He used to take a holiday from working on the
farm to.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
Either work as a builder or work as a truck driver.
W that was his idea of a good time, take
time off from a job and just do another job,
do another work. Yeah, and he used to do the
wave as well. There was always a flash, yeah, yeah,
yep yeah. Bus drivers love that. Just a little finger,
finger or two.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Off the wheel.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
That's the bugger.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Number five on the list of the top six signs
of that truck, he's got a fake license. They don't
have either a howling wolf, a flying eagle and apache
chief or a blonde bombshell earbrushed somewhere on.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Their truck or a Confederate flag.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I was going to say, we have some sort of
either Bob Marley or Confederate flag years flying in the
back window of the truck. And number four on the
list of the top six sign that truck he's got
a fake license.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
The shorts and not sure.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Enough, the balls instead a chance of exposure.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
They do have shorty shorts. If you're a truck driver.
Do you want to know there was a there was
a thing it is and you know, I'm just putting
that into the conversion on the iPhone a calculator. It's
a great hair. Probably the back of.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
The year, that length of short from the male truck
drivers to the female truck drivers.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
There's a chance of flap four apier. There is a
mature slip leads just to all the truck is. It's
just please be careful getting out of the trunk stops.
And we were getting close to school holiday.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
We're underwear.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
I suppose you see out in front of the children.
At least we're underwear.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
You don't wear underwear.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Don't listen to flinch. He's a he's fruit.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Here's actually the man's adverse to a flap.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, number three, Yeah he does. He goes into he
goes into a a filapped shot and.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
A flapped if he s a flap. Wow, someone put
flap in this.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Number three on the list of the top six signs
that the truck he has a fake license.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
You see them eating and they're eating a salad and
drinking of water. I'm sorry, no, it's a monster.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
By the way, monster's putting a red hot poker onto
v aren't they as the as the trade and trucky
and in your drink of chor Yeah, yeah, I'd love
to see that rap. I'd love to see the twenty
twenty five Trady wrapped. You know, like pies, these red balls.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
You consumed x amount of pies? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Number two in the list of the top six signs
that truck has got a fake license. It doesn't know
the best State highway rest areas for a quick one.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Yeah, quick little sleep in the cab.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, sleep, that's all I mean.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, sleep, definitely sleep, And number one on the list
of the top six signs that truck has got a
fake license. When they start working for the trucking company,
they ask if the if the fleet contains any Mahindras,
because that'd love to drive one of them.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
What's the Mahindra? Exactly, Hailey. Well, instead of because I'm
a I'm a what am I? I like? You're a king?
Am I a kin Worth?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Oh? I thought I was. I thought it was a Mercedes.
I'm a Scania. The Chads, I'm a Chades.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
We no, I mean nothing, but it's a classic Mac
that is today's top six.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Does that M podcast Needwork plays MS.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
It's a shame actually that radio is such an audio
medium and you can't see us because the three of us,
actually all three of us bring a real hard fashion
game everymore, do we?

Speaker 8 (16:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I see you're wearing the T shirt that Patsy prepared
for you. Yes, I am.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I'm wondering also if she gave it a hot wash
or I ate too much at Canton last night?

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yes, I think I think it shrunk a little. I
didn't want to bring it up, but it feels it
feels on you. It feels it feels like she might
have shrank the T shirt. More more on our Bayo later.
I think the weight game that's all on you, just
in a day or time.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, okay, wow, interesting my mother, Well, you know Burmers
love a hot wash.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
I'm just saying you don't.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Holt watch. Got we quick wash in my house? We
quick wash.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
What's the temperature medium? Oh no, that shrink's cotton that
shrinks T shirts?

Speaker 4 (16:53):
You think, Patsy, how quick is your quick wash? I
would do it.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
I do a cold only is it twenty eight or
thirty of a recent convict to a thirty nine, which
is apparently a quick wash.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Well, not everybody has a washing machine that can do
thirty nine minutes for that's pretty posh.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Nice thirty nine spot On actually amount about fashion because
earlier in the week we talked about the Chiaparelli hair tie,
where you get your long, long hair and you've put
it under your neck and you braid it and you
make a tie like a business tie out of that.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
You need ridiculously long here for that.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Fack long long here to do that. Well, the next
here fashion moment is here, and it's called the Olsen
tuck now twin from the Olsen Twins. So I was
just looking up. I just think we've been fascinated with
them for years, right, because they were like, yeah, child Stars,
full House, did all those weird movies and then there's

(17:52):
We're done.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, and didn't want of them marry some real rich
guy a band carey yeah yep, who came from a
rich shipping family. Yes, they call them a shipping magnet, magnet, magnet, magnet, magnate, magnate,
a shipping magnet.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
So she was with the shipping magnet.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
She was with the shipping magnet. The other one. I can't.
I don't know which ones.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Watch one of them and they're always holding a giant
Starbucks and they're always so hungry. Yeah, huge sunglasses. They
love a smoke. One of the mantrit didn't one of them.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
All So marry a European politician, Yes, a politician, magnet yes, yeah, yeah,
that's them. But they're just bizarre. I think we're just
so like, what are you up to? At the moment,
they had that fashion brain, but they've always been at
the forefront of fashion. Now I want to bring and
producer Shannon, who's out in the booth solo at the moment,
I was holding it down, snon holding it down. Have

(18:46):
you seen the Olsen tuck?

Speaker 9 (18:48):
Yes, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
So the Olsen tuck is when if you have again
longish long enough here and you have your hair down,
and then you put a coat or a jumper over top,
and you have it over the hare, so the hair
is tucked flitch. If you look at me, it kind
of looks like when you do this, you kind of
give yourself a bob where your hair is tucking into

(19:13):
and then have it like tucked into your clothes right,
and people are obsessed with it. They're like they're awsome.
Tark has a hole over me.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
Do you know what I think it is? I think
there's an error of effortlessness. It's just I've just thrown
my coat on. I don't have time to take my
hair out.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Of my Yes, I was tucked.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
My thing is the moment anything's pulling on my hair,
which again is so thin and again is ninety percent
not mine. It was grown in India by another person
and I glued it to my head. I like anytime
it's pulling. I hate the feeling of it totally constantly
flipping my hair out of the collar or something like
this feels like the female version of it. A collar

(19:52):
not down properly. Yes, are you talking about.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Like an accidental pop color, Like it's just up at
the back and no one's told and he can't feel.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
It, and it's an accident that needs to be rectified.
When you see a guy with a popped collar and
a koj ek ek ek, except there's something kind of
cute and vampiric about it, you know, vampiic is that
a word? It is now very round here with your
bloody posh words. Vampiic you mean vampire risk Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(20:21):
maybe I've read that in one of my books. Yeah,
I don't know about Olsen Tuger. It just makes me
feel like, yeah, I just want to hear out of
the column.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, vampiric men's relating to characteristics of vampires, particularly their
predatory and life training nature.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
Yeah, that's what I've been reading.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah, she needs as well. Also an update on the
Olsen twins. Yeah, what's there?

Speaker 3 (20:41):
At the moment, they are focused on their careers as
fashion designers for their luxury brands.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Is it the Row? Is it still?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (20:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Mary Kate works as a creative director weal, Ashley is
the CEO. In their personal lives, Mary Kate divorced the
banker Olia she would have made it Olivia Sarkozy in
twenty twenty one and mirror. Ashley married a guy in
twenty twenty two and guy child.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Sorry, what was Louis Eisner? What was Mary Kay's husband's name?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Olivia Oliver Olivia Scozzi? Yeah, French Olivia, that's Olivier. It's
French Olivier, Olivier Olivia with an R. Yeah, just fascinating beings,
aren't they. Well, yeah, that's the new fashion trenders. There

(21:28):
is basically ramming your hair down your collar and calling
it the asin.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Tip needwork, fa silly little poll.

Speaker 11 (21:41):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little poo,
silly sally little silly.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Well today, silly little Paulos. Do you eat your burgers
or your fries first? If you're what getting into the takeaways?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
I didn't know this was a divisive question, and I've
never really thought about it. But I always go burger
first because I want that warm. I want that warm
and hot and eat it straight away. Interesting, I don't,
I don't do fries first.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I got this was a taste.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
This was a debate in Michael's house. He messaged me
on the grain. He said, we had an argument in
our household. We thought it might make a good Sali
little pole. Do you get your burgers.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Before, after or during your booth? I love it.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I love this pole idea, and what a great way
for us to do less work. If listeners come up
with the pole nine six nine sex your Salino.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Pole ideas, that's a great idea. Let's get a bank
of them going. I reckon just we should just do
a show nine sex, nine sex. What do you want
us to talk about next? You know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,
and then we finish that and we go, okay, nine sex,
nine sex, what next? What people show?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
People show? Yeah, maybe we'll do that before the end
of the year on a day where we were tied
or maybe went out the night before and we hung
over like today, I'm like, today's fitting the bill there.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Well, we asked when eating a burger and fries, which
do you eat first? Options with burger first or fries first.
Then sixty two percent of people eat the fries.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
First, because the worst when they're colder than a cold burger.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yes, but I don't I mean I don't always eat
all the fries. I don't want to fill myself up
on the fries and then have burger wast Fries are
wasted gut space, for sure.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Wasted space.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Well, I just mean, like, if you're going to fill up,
you want it filled with delicious burger over potatoes.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, I'm not calling it wasted gut space.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
I'm actually on uber. No. Yeah, couscous is wasted gut
space for sure, I'm on it. But eats and I
could absolutely fang a burger right now, right, okay, well
fang it.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Well let's see what the people had to say after
fries came out on top to be eaten first. Rebecca said,
a cold burger bothers me more than cold fries. Just
in case burger first. I'm on rebecca side. I'm gobsmacked
by these results. People are just more evidence that people
are morons.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Hey, hey, I actually am not. I'm I love a
cold burger. If you're doing homemade burgers and there's one
left over, I love hone in the cold burn the
next day, absolutely not, Rebecca said, where was my option
for both at the same time. I'll always crammed my
my chips inside my burger. Oh yeah, people, I've seen
people do this. They open it up bothered.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Best for last.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Also, fries get cold cooker, so best to eat them
hot and they're fresh.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
That's my hot take as well. Yeah, it's it's a
popular one. Megan said, put a put a halfway stop
in my burger to eat the chips. Oh yeah, yeah. Fries, yeah,
is one of the options. There a bit of the cold.

(24:54):
The fries get cold crooker, so you've got to eat
them FIRSTEA caffee. Matt said, it's like preloading before the clubs.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
The is the messy howk up? You take home and
the fries have to lead you there. It's a weird
one man. I don't know why I went there. It's
a weird one man.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Actually getting quite a lot of ticks on the text
machine right now. People a lot of people putting their
fries in the burger.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Okay, I didn't realize it was not as popular. Okay,
I'll go burger first. I don't want to fill up
on fries and they're not managed the burger, said Laura. Yeah,
but the extra sauce on my burger if I'm adding
fries though, because that's going to make it very dry.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Yeah yeah, good wear it up.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Also, if it's a cheesy beet and fries, I've got
to go inside that burgers is sonya Okay, Logan said,
eat the burger, over the fries, and little the sauces
drip out of the burger onto the fry, like making
a loaded sauce fries.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
That's that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Loaded fries. Fries need to line my stomach before I
enjoy that meaty, sweaty cheesy goodness that my buddy craves
so much. Yeah, this Mason, so for.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Sill little pole.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Today we said, do you had guys, when you're reading
a burger and fries, eat first, and sixty two percent
of you will go fries first.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Then and I went out on a school night, didn't
we We did? We did. We went to a b
yo with a portion of our sort of wider group
of friends. Yes, just to have a little pre Christmas
toast to a great year. That's why. That's why I
didn't go. I'm not gonna lie. No, we did. We

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went to like one of Auckland's, like like most Infamous
Byos Canton Cafe.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Love it Love the Canton Still Is it still really
loud because of our heart the walls aren't.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, man, we were screaming yeah to hear each other.
Insort of part of the charm of it. All I
did regale, you know, was tell everyone the story of
form when I came in hot and told a TV
exect what I really thought. And then our show got canceled.
But we were there and then Vorny last time we

(26:53):
were there with this wider group. Right, we always say, Daddy,
please take control and just order for the table.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Ordered for the table.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
You're so good at it.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
It's a skill I didn't know I had. I just
kind of stumbled across it once and people were like,
that was kind and the gig will particularly find it
particularly hot it's home. I take control of the table
and kind of just say what we're getting? Yeah, my mom,
But yeah, I didn't even know I could do it.
I just did it, and then now it kind of
happens every time. It's hard when you go out for
a dinner with a large group because everyone's like do

(27:25):
we want this or who's does?

Speaker 4 (27:28):
One person needs to grab it and run with it.
I like when this happens. Yeah, So yesterday we're looking
around and we're sort of looking at the characters around
this table. There's no obvious Daddy Vaorn like you're not there.
A lot of the sort of strong personality isn't there.
So I was like, what's going to happen. Fletch grabs
the menu, grabs the little piece of paper they left

(27:51):
us and the pin.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
I think also because it's way past my dinner time,
nearly my bedtime, and I'm like, we're ordering some food.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Now, He's hungry. He grabs it and I was like,
oh my god, look at him. Guy like, look at
our baby bird flourish right, yeah, yeah, So he grabs them.
Innu in the little people.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
There's a fire truck outside and it's got the lights
are on.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
We have a little look if we've got any nice
little men in there. I don't get to see. I'm
broadcasting from home.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Turned the camera, turned direct, the camera off the woman
see if they're hot yet?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Hell, hell, sorry anyway, carry on, No, I can't see, Haley,
you can't.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Sell the flag.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
If you have to evacuate, just leave my microphone on
and I'll kind of like live live commentate as the
flames engulf the studio.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
And because you're in the safety of.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Your own, fire alarms not on. So I think we're okay, okay,
no evacuation.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Okay. So Flitch assumes the role of of daddy and
we're stoped right. So he starts ticking in let's do this,
do this, do this, and I was sort of I
was gently you were helping. It was you and me. Yeah, yeah,
I was, this is no, this is no. You can't

(29:03):
have an assistant in this.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You've just got to well sold the table on a
hole and then hammer it distance theirself from me. Yeah,
because what happened?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
He goes, okay, he was like, the first thing is
he goes, we got to get a lemon checking on there,
So lemon check and we got obviously we getting a
sweet and sour pork. Obviously we're getting duck pancakes. So
we start running this out. Also, I wrote down seven
spring rolls because it was seven of us, and thank
god they came back to check because they nearly gave
us seven times five.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
Each portion had five five spring I nearly ordered thirty
five spring rolls, which happened to be mad about.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I would have eaten were also a decent sized spring
There are fatties, Yeah, they're fatties.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
So he's doing all this and then he starts going
to me with a lemon check out, maybe we should
get two, And I was like, as you wish at
two of those sweet sud pork, well, maybe should get
two of those. Look, no, no, no, no, what are
we doing here? What do we do? What are we
playing that? What we end up ordering is nearly thirty
five spring rolls. Nearly thirty five spring rolls. Duck pancakes

(30:08):
and eight other full dishes and seven of us. I
didn't really think. I didn't really did crunch the numbers.
And then it's that moment where the food starts coming
and we're stoked, and then it just doesn't stop coming.
It doesn't stop, it doesn't stop, and then we're we
start laughing, and then eventually everyone fills up, and I'd say,

(30:30):
there's still.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
That we got three takeaway We've got three takeaway contains.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Takeaway containers. We did one for you born, and then
we remembered you're from home today. We'll pop it in
the work for a ducking right.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
But so doctor Shawney, doctor Shawnee and his husband Jared
took the leftover. So we've got to make sure that
when we divvy up last night's they I reckon put
a bit of extra on them because they said to
me they've taken the left They've basically taken three dishes.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
They said, we're divvying this up seven ways, and I said,
oh wow, no, technically do me. I think they're getting
insta meals so they can pay a little bit more.
Don't force us to take the leftovers and then double
charge us.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
The z M podcast Network Play z m's Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Well, this happened on Tuesday in BritAma. Yes, Jess Tyson
from Marty TV was reporting for tr with Moana live
camera mike in hand when this happened.

Speaker 12 (31:32):
Yes, ye, yeah, Oh my god, the head by giant seagull,
a massive seagull just absolutely flacked her in the head.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Jess is on the phone with us this morning. Good morning, Jess,
morning guys to you. I'm to talk to you too.
This video is obviously and rightfully going viral because you're
just doing your job. You're out there, were you were
you were down at the bottom of the outside commercial
bayon in yeah, and reporting and then suddenly like, what

(32:18):
is your experience of this moment of feeling a whack
to the face while I.

Speaker 13 (32:22):
Was just trying to concentrate and get my PTC right.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Camera for the layman okay, yeah, listening and then the camera.

Speaker 13 (32:33):
Yeah, and then the birds came just I don't know,
out of nowhere. And the hardest part, I mean the
worst part is it felt like a pillow was being
smashed into my face.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Oh maybe soft? Was it quite soft?

Speaker 13 (32:46):
Like a hard pillow?

Speaker 14 (32:48):
All right?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Okay, Yeah, we was a pillow with a beak and
some bones and yeah, and did you, jess immediately know
what an happened? Or were you like what?

Speaker 13 (33:02):
Yeah, that's when I think I said.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
I was like, oh my god, I was just so
random because I googled the average weight of an average
seagull and like it said about one and a half kgees.

Speaker 13 (33:16):
Yeah, they're not light when they're flying at you at
that speed.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Because yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Also it was very wendy, and it was also just
like flying at you at quite a rate.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
You can see on the video right how windy it
is because you've got your hair down and it is
like blowing a gale. Yeah, and then what made you bleed?
Because I'm just looking afterwards if you go on jessus Instagram,
like it kind of hits you the neck and face,
like what b bled you?

Speaker 13 (33:47):
I'm not sure, honestly, I keep trying to look like
I feel like it could have been like a core
or a beak And it's only one centimeter from my
eyeball too.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh wow, so you're very lucky.

Speaker 13 (34:00):
Yeah, it could have been much worse, right, And what's
it like?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Now? This video has gone viral have you heard from
people we haven't heard from for a while.

Speaker 13 (34:10):
Oh yeah, I would say a lot of people have commented.
There's hundreds of comments.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
And then yeah, I mean, I'm just looking on I'm
just looking on your Instagram on the video you shared,
Stan Walk's chimed in. Ye oh, hell, no is chimed in. Yeah,
Holmes is in there. I mean, are you seeing the
funny side?

Speaker 13 (34:31):
Absolutely? I mean you can't not because it is funny,
isn't it crack up?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
It's actually really fun. It's very funny. Something.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
We love clips of things happening to news reporters because
it's always so serious, and you know, they're often giving
us some terrible news and then you know a little
light relief, like a bird.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Smashing and someone oh yeah it's so good.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah, well, thank you for providing us with some comic
relief this week.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
How are you healing?

Speaker 13 (34:57):
Oh it's fine. Yeah, I've got a little scar but
you can hardly see it.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Okay, story, great story. Just how did you get that
little scratch above your eye?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Show?

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Well?

Speaker 13 (35:07):
Yeah, people won't believe me, like I've went. After it happened,
I was like, guess what, I got hit by a
seagull today and they just I just were like no,
and I was like, well, I've got the evidence too,
and then I know it's so great.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, that you were being filmed, I know, because normally
that would happen to people and they don't have the video.

Speaker 13 (35:25):
I know, then you can't believe them.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Have you reached out to the bird?

Speaker 13 (35:29):
No, but the bird was happy. Afterwards they went back
to their mates and kept going on doing bird things,
so they.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Would have gone home and said, you won't believe what
happened to I was just out for a fly. Yeah,
when picked up yeap hit this girl in the face. Man,
it was a laughing guess what it was being filmed? Amazing?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Oh well, thank you for being a good sport and
talking about it.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeah, did you can? I just ask final question, just
did you finish? Because on the video you've done your
piece to camera and then you were going to do
a redo.

Speaker 14 (36:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (36:03):
Yeah, no, I went back and redid it.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
So professional?

Speaker 9 (36:09):
A couple more.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
What were you reporting on? I don't think.

Speaker 13 (36:14):
It was about sustained fast fashion and impacts on our
environment and economic industry.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
And that Burgess had opinions. It was just like today,
well we don't know that H and M didn't release
that she was behind the camera taking you out.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Jess, Jess Tyson, thank you so much for talking to
us this morning.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Plays Flesh.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yesterday, Can you come yesterday. You can't fight the moonlight,
as a famous poet once said. I believe that was
French Renaissance poem. Poet rhymes leanne rhymes. Yeah, yeah, you
can't fight the moonlight. And something that happens when you

(37:05):
get older is your eyesight goes.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
And as I was told by someone in the eye industry,
there are three things certain in life death taxes, and
I forget what this the deterioration, Yeah, something like that.
So uh yeah, So yesterday, So I had my eye test.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
The other day.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
We talked about this, I've got to get I've got glass.
So yesterday I've got glasses. I bought glasses.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I thought I was surprised by this because you jumped
in our group chat and sent some pictures of the glasses.
But I thought you were not going to go glasses.
You're going to immediately like zap those things, and you can't.
You can't zap them.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
So apparently if you zap them for like reading, because
I just need it for like short like short sight,
like reading.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Oh my god, da, it's holding out the menu, I know, like.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Like literally, but if you apparently, if you zap it,
it will affect your my other vision, which is great
long distance is perfect, so then you would have a
reduced quality of that. So I don't want to do that.
So reading glasses it is. And so yesterday I must
have been like forty five minutes trying to.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I don't do. I don't even do, Like I have sunglasses,
but you don't wear them that. I don't wear them
that often.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
I don't think I suit sunglasses like I don't know
my face shape.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
I hate them.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
I think it's because you're so beautiful and hiding up,
hiding any part of it, whereas I'm you know, I'm
only a seven point two. So when I put on
glasses to sort of cover up quite a large.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
You have my face sometimes what you can get the
glasses nudge is what you're saying, maybe to a seven
point four.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah, yeah, the glasses make me a seven point four exactly. Really,
so you're saying I'm going up my score? No, no, no,
not not reading glasses. You're four a freak now okay, yeah, yeah,
telling you to a part it's going to be harder.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, well he's got the beard still, yes, and then
when to I'm in a beanie but some are. We
both wear flicks if it hats. And now you're going
to have glasses if you miss a couple of days shaving.
It's going to be more confusing to people than ever before.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah, it will be. So so what did you go with?
You went with some clearly.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I went with some clear lenses and some black lenses.
Get a few piers. One well you don't have a car,
but you know, one for the car, one for the
one for the house.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Years Pally, I.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Was like, because I was like, you've got to obviously
like get the lenses, put in them and pay all
this money. I was, I'm just going to get three
piers and then if I lose them, I'm not going
to be stuck for a couple of mo I.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Just get one of those lovely beaded chains.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Here's what I predict Hayley.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Okay, he's going to lose a couple of these more
bougie pears that he's purchased himself. Yes, he's then he's
going to be the dad that just goes into like
the warehouse or two dollars shops prescription plus warehouse. I'm
going to the show, spawny get a plus two.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Have to excuse my ignorance. Does show sponsor have one
of those racks of ryption? I've never seen them.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
The glasses, Yes they do.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I've never had to look at any of this or
do any of them like know anything about this, because
now I'm gonna have to take a case with me.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Carwhen wears contact lenses? No, no, what is Carwen wear?
But she every now and then she needs glasses just for.

Speaker 9 (40:21):
Far if she she's just recently got them.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
I wear contacts, you wear contact I'm blind blind, you're
blind blind. Carwen needs glasses. Vaughn's a fourad freak from
long way back. You've joined. Wow, perfect vision. Wow, she's
the perfect one on the show. Okay? Interesting?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
And why is that interesting?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
So? I think that brings me up from a seven
point two. You reckon in comparison, left Minga by proxy,
less Minga by proxy. I think I'm a seven point three.
Permission to formally upgrade my rat.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
When you walk into the studio, you can be a
seven point.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Three because I just see I see everything. Yeah, so
clearly yeah, okay seven point three update that on my Tinderbaio.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
It's coming for you though, because I saw that that
pack of party darts that you brought in Bali, they
were actually the ones that affect your eyes.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Oh damn it. I mean to get the ones that
affected your lungs. Z M Podcast Network, I want to
know right now, give us, give us a little texting
nine six nine six or a call o hundred dollars
it in. If you were one of those people that
don't go by your real name because someone shit on
on the top tok that they'd send out some save

(41:36):
the dates for a wedding and all of their siblings
and family and closest friends were like, who the hell
is James? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
And then then they were like, when do you meant
who's this James character? Hey, you've got a typo on
your wedding invite?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yeah, I thought, where's Eric? Yeah? And the bride's like,
you guys, you don't you don't know that Eric's name
is actually James. No news to us, and he's his
whole life, He's gone by Eric. Eric, his name is
actually James, And I obviously a formal invitation. They've gone,
we request bring the gelat.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Company because like when the celebrant has to do all
the paperwork, you have to say the full legal name
at the service, right, Okay, so yeah, yeah, well I'm
the celebrant of the show.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
You my license laps though. Okay, So if anyone's planning
on getting married, I'm unavailable. Is it hard to get back?
I don't know, and I'm not going to it's so
it was too stressful.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah, and you have one of those plastic clear file
folders and it just looked quite trash.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah. I ruined my friend's wedding because I had a
year just so we're house stationary plastic Yeah, you know,
sort of slips.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Sleeve, which is great for filing stuff at home, but
not at someone's wedding.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
No, I'd like a leather bound kind of you know.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
My friend did hit me up.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
He was like, you don't have something leatherette. And now
that you're not officiating weddings, what do you do with
all your free time?

Speaker 4 (43:02):
So much free time, especially on weekends we're winnings often occur.
I know. I guess they'll just sit back, relax and
enjoy but anyway, everyone was very very confused by this.
But I know, I know people that have done this.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
They just prefer they just don't like their first name
and they prefer their middle name or maybe a nickname.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Yeah, they just like any name out of the ear
and then just use that. So a lot of getting
some messages through already. You know, creaky Gallion Louise. You
know that's not her name.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
What's her actual first name, Elizabeth gall Alzabeth.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, creaky Gallian's not her name, but Louise's Elsbeth. She
just messages creaky Gallion, Elsbeth. That doesn't work, does it, No,
it doesn't. Yeah, Alsbeth is a Scottish form of Elizabeth.
That's her real name, sister, it's called Elizabeth. Yeah, it's wild. Well,
we want to know what name you go by, what

(44:02):
your actual name is, and why you and why you
chose not to go with your real name. Maybe you
just didn't like it, maybe it didn't roll off the tongue,
or maybe there was a bigger reason behind it. Do
you not go by your real name? Because some invites,
some wedding invites have thrown a family who are like,
who the hell is James, Yeah, where's Eric? And they're like, James,
is Eric's name? Cares?

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Johan says, cares not your real name?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
No, No, it's just not what your name.

Speaker 14 (44:30):
Obvious reason I changed it is Karen.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Oh and did you change it?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Like in the last wee while when Karen going Karen
became a thing.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
I've always cares, but the whole Karen thing just kind
of yeah, yeah, you've gone official.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Cares yep, I have what's like, paid to change it
or just every everything you say is cares everything.

Speaker 14 (44:56):
No, I don't pay to change it.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Just everything I say is.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Yeah, your brother is your secret.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Wait, your mother apologized, She apologized to me, and I
just said, mom, how are you to know in nineteen
seventy eight that my name is going to get screwed up.

Speaker 10 (45:11):
By the world.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
By the world.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Oh, that's so true.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Has thank you have a great weekend. Rachel, Rachel who
doesn't go by their real names.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Hi, First of all, longtime listeners. First time.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Because Vaughn's broadcasting from his home studio. Yeah, Blake thinks
he's Kyle sandy Lands or something that unbelievable and say
something problematic, you know, Rachel, who is it that doesn't
go by their name.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Well, my husband's middle name is William, and all his
friends and family have always called.

Speaker 13 (45:47):
Him Willy, and his brother is Richard, and he is
always referred to as Dick, So it's the.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Dick and Willy Willy.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
It's very like British, doesn't it like to have a Okay,
William and Dick are coming over.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Tell her Jack, how are you.

Speaker 9 (46:05):
Rather William than Willie?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Yeah, well he's not great. You go well or just
well right?

Speaker 8 (46:10):
Well, yeah, it would be way better.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
It would be Rachel.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Some messages in I Love to William Dick. Someone said
my name being Rhinus r I n U s R. Yeah,
that's it's spout like sus South Africa or something.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
I grew up with Rhinus. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
So I got given Yogi by my brother for being
a little bit chubby when I was young. So everybody
just calls me Yogi, and then when they find out
my real name is Rheinus. I mean those are two
out of the box names. Yeah, yeah, you obviously know
the name's not Yogi. Yeah, okay, Laura Rose is my
real name, but I just go by Rosie. Oh yeah,
that's nice.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
It's nice. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
My ex's name was Colin, but everybody called him Jaz
because when he was young as dad just started calling
him j And it's stuck.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Right. We always talk about this, that Ray O'Leary, his
name's not Ray.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
Is that it's Matthew A Matthew Matthew O'Leary by Ray
because he sounded like Ray Romano. Oh okay, my name
is verse Shann. Well, that's quite a posh name. That's
a nice name. But I'm imagining verse Shan, which is
more of a treat on the I than Vaughan va
U g h A n v e a U s

(47:29):
h A r N.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
So what do they go by?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
They go by v I call my real name. I'm like, oh,
I'm in trouble. My name has risen from the graves.
Keep your text coming in nine six nine sex like
one hundred dollars an end.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Do you not go by your real name? Well know
right now if you don't go by your real name,
and why good morning, good morning?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Now, who is it you? That's your name's not Cheman?

Speaker 14 (47:58):
So yeah, I go by savant.

Speaker 13 (48:00):
Twelve years ago, I my now husband came to my
twenty first and he's a little bit to.

Speaker 14 (48:06):
Sleep a second.

Speaker 11 (48:07):
I wanted to know why everybody was writing Sebastian and
my I'm pad that I had.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Out they weren't.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
They were writing Cheborne.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
You've got the Gaelic spelling, right, sire Beg.

Speaker 14 (48:20):
I do, yes, yes, So twelve years later it still starts,
and all our friend Grapes still calls me Sebastian.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
You're just Setian.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
I love my husband calls me Sivorne. I feel like
I'm in trouble because I'm so used to Sebastian.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
I love that they don't call you said, but it's
just Sebastian.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
It's the whole word, Sebastian, the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Oh I love that, and I'm up.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
People just like what.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
So good Well, Sebastian, thank you very much, have a
great weekend. Some messages in another Chevorne said, my daughter's
name is Chevorne. Whenever she orders anything like a coffee,
she uses her sister's name Jade, as she's sick of
having them.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Correct them or being called ce Obam.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yes, Siah Barn, Yeah, that's what I just used Smith
for for whenever I or anything.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Now, I use Cassidy because I think it makes me
more interesting than all the other.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Plaine eighties born name place Cassidy. My legal name is
Sidney Kegan, but I'm only known as Kegan. My dad's
name is also Sidney Jared, but just goes by Jared.
It's one of those Sidney Kagan. It's national names, but
everybody goes. But there's a few, isn't there a few cultures.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
That do that? Day you ever? Ye got the first?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
You get the middle?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
My daughter is Charlie, and everyone seems shocked when they
found out that her name is Charlotte, which I thought
was the normal.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
You call people Charlie if their name is Charlotte. Oh,
I haven't heard that. I love. We had a text
from an Anna Lise, but people constantly bring up that
the word anal, isn't it. Oh yeah, So I just
go by Lissie or Lessie all Lisbon's as well.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I might just change my name, yeah, call Eugene changed
his name to Blue legally because I just called him blue.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
It was the nickname. Everyone called him blue. No one
ever called him Eugene, so he just changed it Bluees
call Lowis, but now there's Blowis.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
You got all this merchandise with your name on it.
I suppose that's going to be a positive. My name
is Elliott, I go by Pony. We're gonna need to
know why why that is Elliott?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
A lot of people texting in Flitch this is literally
you literally call you can't know, you never do.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
But that's my last name. So it's not like it's
a wild jump no. But even like it's not just
a radio persona, it's no. One would with your mates
on the weekend, they're like Carl, Carl.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Someone was like Carl.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I'd be like, who's that? Who is this? Who knows
me from long ago? I'm in trouble.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Does that M podcast Needwork plays ms fletch for Haley.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Well, I'm so excited to have Lincoln Park in the country.
I'm very excited to have day for our the basis
from Lincoln Park joining us. Dave, how are you doing
doing well? How's it going really good? Really good?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I was trying to remember the last time, and I
don't know if you can remember the last time you
came to New Zealand with Lincoln Park.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
I would I think it was thirteen years ago. Didn't
go back to a big day out and I'm gonna
go with maybe Dave. I kind of remember what happened
last week. So that.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Very excited because you guys are coming back and we
don't even have to wait long March next year in
New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
I know, I know, I'm We're so excited. And for me,
I have been back to New Zealand a ton of
times since then with my family.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Oh wow, ever to play.

Speaker 8 (51:46):
Music, but just to enjoy ourselves, and so to be
come back and play is really exciting.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
So lots of fond memories in New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
Then yeah, our oldest wanted to go skydating for her birthday,
legally skydive in New Zealand. So we're just like, let's
go check out you know the South Island. Do we
jump out of a plane while we're there?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Do we have the lowest skydiving kids age?

Speaker 8 (52:09):
I think you guys will allow like a six year
old or five year old to go and.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
You should look that up. It's funny. It's I'm like,
I'm good clear enough, no, but yeah I don't.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
I don't need to, Like, yeah, we weren't like fact
checking Lincoln Park tracks.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
We're gonna check Sky like back check.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Sky Okay, hang on.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
In New Zealand, the minimum age for skydiving is six
with period.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
What how old was your oldest when they wanted to
go skydiving?

Speaker 8 (52:36):
She was seventeen and our youngest at that point was
maybe ten.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
So we're kind of like, do you want to go?

Speaker 8 (52:43):
And she was she was like heck, yeah, so turn
into family thing, and that was you know, we couldn't
she couldn't legally jump out of an airplane in the US.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
So yeah, because I'm just reading like California.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
Yeah, And the real reason was I was looking for
an excuse because I've always loved New Zealand to get
the whole family there, and so I'm like, oh, that
popped up with that, So I'm like, great, let's make.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Let's do that.

Speaker 8 (53:06):
They all loved it enough that we've we've been able
to go back a couple of times since, and that's
become like a really special spot for my whole family.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
That was where about did you go to scott diving
in the South? Donald? Was it of it like Queenstown
or yeah?

Speaker 8 (53:18):
We were really close to Queenstown, which was beautiful.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Oh yeah, So to be able to do it, they're
really special for us, but.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
We've been all over well actually probably more more around
the South Island.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
That means the North and North.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
We're kind of just explored Auckland a bit and then
a bit up the north coast of like the kind
of up into the Mangawai area.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
So does that mean the family when you say that
you come into tour Australia and New Zealand, the family
want to come.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:42):
It's still a little bit far out for us to
know for sure, but it's it's a very easy sell.
I don't know what I don't know what we did,
either right or wrong. But my kids will be like, no,
I need to be at school when it comes to
New Zealand though, Yeah, when it comes to New Deal
and they're like, yeah, well we're good, we'll we'll go
hang out there at any time.

Speaker 12 (53:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
So I feel like Vaughn and I have particularly worked
in radio as long as you guys have been a band.
And I know for a fact New Zealand loves Lincoln
Park and they loved you so much that when New
Music came out last year, it went to album went
to number one. So I know a lot of people
are going to be very excited about your concert next year.
What can they expect. There's obviously the new stuff and

(54:21):
the old stuff.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely.

Speaker 8 (54:25):
You know, it's we're in our proper headline show that
we have been doing over the you know, all over
the world, and so I think sometimes like it's tough
to get the proper staging, lighting, everything into Australia or
New Zealand. It's just I'm excited that we're bringing the
full the full production. New Zealand is not getting like

(54:47):
the stripped down half version of it. We're doing the
proper show, yes, and it is. Yeah, yeah, so that's
that's fun and it's more fun for us too, like
we want we want you guys to see us in
our best possible situation or so. Having said that, like
the set is like it's over two hours, there's new material,

(55:07):
but obviously with that there's a ton that we're off
the old stuff. Like we definitely enjoy the plane, everything
from all different albums, a log. So it's been a
it's been a really special year and a half just
doing that, and it's it's fun to have that coming
to a close. I think we're really excited to be

(55:28):
in a space to start working on some new stuff
and see what that kind of looks like, feels like,
it sounds like. But at the same time, it's going
to be great to be able to kind of be
winding down this touring cycle in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
I feel like New Zealand always gets to the last
or the first show of any tour. Normally it's the
last and then they pop back home to America, so
you always get this kind of extra energy.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yeah, I mean that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Well they finish in New Zealand there and take two
weeks to go and throw their children out of arapines
in the South.

Speaker 8 (56:01):
Yeah, it's another it's another strong possibility.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
I recommend it absolutely. Well.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
We can't wait, man, thanks so much of the chat
today and Lincoln Parker are back on New Zealand shows
very soon.

Speaker 8 (56:12):
Yeah, a big thank you to you guys for supporting us,
and we're excited to be back there and really really
excited to play for for all of our KIWI fans.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Mate, we cannot wait.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
The z M podcast Network play z MS flesh Worn
and Haley.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
It was all over social media yesterday, wasn't it. Everyone's
sharing their Spotify rapped for the year, some odd things.
We were just discussing. Everyone was chatting about their age,
their listening.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Aga Reckon they made that skew with so everybody talked
about it. I promote it because my mind one didn't
make sense.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Me and Vaughan. What were we sixty eight.

Speaker 7 (56:50):
Yes, that's yeah, And there might have been the odd
Fleetwood Max song. There might have been a sprinkling of
Dinah Straits.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Yeah, you know when I'm doing some dad work. But
sixty eight high, especially for you.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
You're Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, you're in rod Rego Chapel, Roan Vinson, Boone.
It's been a real year year. Yeah, well, newsreader Bredon,
I saw on your social media so that you posted
your top albums.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
Yeah, yeah, and there was a really surprising one that
came out number one, but maybe not that surprising.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Have you've got a week demo there?

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Over a year track year from the album Let's let's listen.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
Yeah, if you're not familiar with this song, this is
the BBC News theme song. They released the album for
the whole soundtrack this year.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Hey man, how's your night going? It's pretty good man.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
I know you get hyped up just before they tell
you that you know, there's some serious stuff about to
happen in the world.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Yollo, I'm Hailey Sprout for BBC News Tonight.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
Thousands have dined, but you're like dance thousands thousands.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Of days were you water in a vodkatonic? Thousands dead overnight,
overnight overnight, So that's how often look.

Speaker 7 (58:12):
So there was an occasion I was invited to a
newsreader gathering. It's like a well, you guys get together
and we do Yes, some of the thousands that are
dead overnight. Yeah, we we you know, laugh at some
of the light lighter stories that we've shared, you know,
over the years.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Jamboree.

Speaker 7 (58:30):
Yeah, pretty much like an assembly there he wasn't no,
this was strictly radios, right, so you need a ritti
man who she was there? Unfortunately Railing Ramsey couldn't make
it and somehow I got invited, which is a huge privilege.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Our news reader of choice Bran Rudkin.

Speaker 7 (58:52):
O, thank you. The only choice you have well underneath
you get to choose. It forced upon upon everybody. Yeah,
what was a lovely function. But beforehand I wanted to
get hyped up for it, you know, And so I
had this album going. It's actually a really good album.
The composer he also did the Grand Designs theme.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
So yeah, you're right today I know the grund Chester
and looking out this renovated caravan.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
But that doesn't explain Brin that this is your number
one album for the ID.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
But you must listen to this a lot.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
Okay, Look, there may have been one or two occasions
in the car on the way to work. You want
for reading our news, you reckon? Yeah, well I have
to some days. Yeah, right, cured a good morning. But
it's a real dance song. This isn't like your average
news theme, is it. Yeah, maybe we could make a
dance news theme for you next year we're in the studio,
if you guys get in the studio, is this one?

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Well, I reckon, We need to jud it up a bit.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Yeah, oh wow, I know, little drum pet.

Speaker 7 (59:58):
Do you know last year my number one artist was
Hans Zimmer That's understandable. But that's a good listen I know,
because I don't know if you guys have listened to
the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack on did.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
It's amazing? It's great?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Yeah, well, maybe we should we should look into a
new intro for you, because it sounds like you really
like something a bit more orchestral.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Yeah. A lot of people are saying though that their
Spotify rapped. This year was a bit skew out. Someone
just texted and we had The Wiggles as our third
top album. We don't even have any kids.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
It was.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
It was a weird year in music for me because
on New Year's Day, you know how you could like
deep dive and you figure out what you're doing. I
was actually listening to a very horny Sabrina Carpenter album
and then I went into my gospel and worship phase.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Clean yourself so disgusted your pure thoughts?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Yeah, well that's that's a bot man, that's a churn
as brand raid Canani is ready to thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Play in Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Fact of the Day, Day.

Speaker 15 (01:01:07):
Day day, day, do do do Do Do Do do doo.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Well, it's been vandalism week here at Fact of the Day.
I've been looking into facts about vandalism, some homegrown ones.
Why it's called vandalism, as if you missed Mondays, vandalism
is called vandalism because of the Vandals and Germanic tribe
that was blamed for the Second of Rome, all of
the Roman Empire.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
And they wore sandals, vandals and sandals, Vandals and sandals. Yeah,
but not in jendles, not in janitles. They came in
much later in life to me. Yes, yeah they did.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Today, I want to talk about accidental vandalism, Uh, accidental
acts that do count as vandalism. And I want to
talk firstly about cleaners who work at museums.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Oh, do you remember their famous painting where they tried.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
To eyes put eyes on the faceless or no, they.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Remember They were trying to clean it and it just
like made it look worse, and then they tried to
fix it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Oh god, that is one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yet that is the elderly woman who said she could
fit fix the church fresco, a painting of Jesus. It
was from the early nineteenth century. It was dirty and
someone tried to clean it and did a terrible job,
and she's like, I'm actually.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
A little bit of a painter. Oh, I got that's tie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
The situation though, when that was hung back up, more
people came to see the ruined what they described as
furry faced monkey.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Jesus, fairy face Monkey Jesus is so good, days, so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Way more people came to see it then than it's
been to see it for decades and decades and decades before.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Wow, okay, you know it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Was a little bit different. Cleaners though, there's a story
of a cleaner that came across a dirty bucket in
a museum and was just like, it's got paints splitted
throughout it. It must be from some painting that's going
on or some something that's happened in here. Picked it up,
took it about, cleaned the bucket, and then got rid
of the bucket. It turns out that was an artwork

(01:03:05):
that was an experimental art installation.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Sometimes it's hard to tell though literal like piles of
trash or saloitate banana to the wall. You know, yeah, yeah,
Do you know how much that value of that experimental
art it was put it at one million dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Oh god, wow, okay what some paint in it. Another
one there was in a German museum. Cleaner found a
rubber tub with a film of water on it, and
the water and that was the entire artwork. But they
clean cleaned up all the spilled water and again cleaned
the rubber tub that it was in. Oh not as
much though that was that was valued at about ten

(01:03:39):
thousand euros. Okay, And in Italian museums they've actually got
don't vacuum the art signs in the in the like
cleaning parts and in the cleanest cupboards and stuff, because
there was like various piles of debris around, like they
might have excavated an old column or something found that
with thousands of years of years old, and they decorate

(01:04:01):
around it and they give that a vacum because it was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
A bit dusty. We want that dust, that's ancient dust.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah, So that've installed it due to it being a
problem tripping over and causing vandalisms. The other big one
in two thousand and six, a man was in the
met and he tripped and fell through Picasso's pushed a
six inch hole in it with his elbow, and it
had just been sold for one hundred and thirty nine
million dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
And now you have to buy it, I guess. Yeah,
that man tripped though.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
A twelve year old Taiwanese visitor punched a hole in
a three hundred and fifty year old por por artwork,
which was two hundred thousand pounds damage. Even though apparently
they said accidents happened at the time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
I mean, well they do. Insurance is there for a reason.
But yeah, yeah, it's a little slightly that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
So today's fact of the day is vandalisms. Also when
you just like aren't very clever and you're like triplet
fall and wreck things.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Fact day day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Do do do.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
The z M podcast Network play z MS Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Last night, the evening was wrapping up, Fletch and I
went to a boo with friends. Afterwards, popped across the
road for a couple of quiet mid mid went drink
drinking poose.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
And cuddenly haven't regretted that this morning?

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Have we?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Haley?

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
Once?

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
Not?

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Once?

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Anyway, this was after Fletch quite wisely took himself home.
He's a clever boy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Yeah. I think if I hadn't have gone home, there
would have been some memory loss at that stage. Yeah,
because it's a perfect time to dip home.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
I had just completed at i'll say eleven pm, my
second espresso Martina. Wow, that's not a smile, that's a
wake up drink. And suddenly this waiter is walking towards
our table of friends with a lineup of shots. Okay,
and I'm thinking which one of the gaggles bloody gone

(01:06:15):
and done this? We were just all agreeing, actually the
night was over, it's time to get in the ubers.
And the shots come down, and we were like, sorry,
what's happening? And the way to said to our friend Jared,
these have been sent to you from a woman over
at that table.

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
Oh on, now, I'll say that much needs to back
right up because I've got DIBs on Jared if his
marriage falls apart.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Yeah, well, when you've got more of a shot with
Jared than she does. Because Jared's husband, doctor Shawney, was
also at the table. Gotcha, that is so ballsy. I
could never do that, I like could never. So these
shots arrive and we're looking around and I look over
and I see a very beautiful, tractive young woman and

(01:07:02):
she's looking all giggly and shy and listener, please know, alfriend,
Jared is so attractive. He is a very very tricks man.
I can see why she did it. She shot a shot. Yeah,
the only reason the shot missed is because he is
gay and married to a man. Yes. Anyway, I ended
up going over I because I was like, I love this.

(01:07:23):
I love how bold it was. And I went over
to it and I said, good on you girl, and
I said, unfortunately that man with his back to us there,
dark skinned, bright eyes, doctor Shawney, his husband. And she
was like, no, it's fine for a refund. No, she
brought us another round of shots.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
And that's why this morning, this woman sounds like a
financial you know, she sounds like a cat.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
I want to go out with her. They were great,
her whole table was a lot of fun. Actually ended
up sort of just hanging out with them because because
I was chatting to them. And then Jared came over
and gave her a hug and was like thanks for
the drinks, and she was so mortified. And then Jared's husband,
doctor Shawney, came over and was like, I'm the husband. Anyways,
a lot of good but I just I just love

(01:08:08):
I love when people do this. Shoot your shot, why not?
Life's short. I've had a few shots fired this year and.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
When they when they come off, it's great because if
you didn't, if you don't ask, you don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Yeah, if you don't ask, you don't know. I want
to know from our listeners. Give us a text or
a call. When did you shoot your shot? And did it?
Did it hit or miss? And how bold did you go?
As well? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Okay, well eight hundred times at emson number text through
nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Yet what was the outcome? Yeah? Was it good or bad?
When did you shoot your shot? And did your hit
or miss? Beautiful woman shot his shot at our friend Jared.
Problem was where we were at the table with Jared
and his husband. You know, but you get good on her? Yeah,
I mean you don't. She literally shot her shot with
a tray of shots exactly, and so.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Many people messaging in they've taken their shot and it's
worked out for you, Tyler, Yes it has.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
What So what happened? How did you shoot your shot?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Well, it actually wasn't me shooting the shot. It was
my wife shooting the shop. And it was back on
my eighteenth birthday because we'd actually we've been fairly close
friends up until that point. But my birthday was asleepover
with a bunch of friends and she was the only
girl there. But we were watching a movie or something.
So she was cuddled up on my lap and she

(01:09:26):
whispered in my ear that she really really liked me
and really wanted to be with me. And I turned
my head and I whispered back in her ear that
I really appreciated it, but I wasn't actually looking for
a girlfriend right now.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
And shut her down.

Speaker 13 (01:09:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
And then later on, since she was the only girl,
she slept in my room on the other end of
the house and all I've always slept in the lounge,
and at some point in the night, because my bedroom
is attached my parents room, my mum came and woke
me up and she went, hey, is Teddyana in the
other room? Okay, it kind of sounds like she's crying.
So Yeah, that was horrible and I regret it still

(01:10:04):
to this day. But the highlight of that is two
years later she asked again and I said, yes, because
I've been Yeah, and we're going to be celebrating our
second year marriage anniversary.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Sweet heart, Sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
What's right in front of you when you got there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Eventually, Good on her for persisting actually and being like, no,
this is the man I want.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Yeah, she really manifested it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
She really did thank you aunt tag? When did you
shoot your shot?

Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Guys.

Speaker 14 (01:10:43):
So I was going out for morning coffee with's the
current work and down to our local coffee shop and
there was a cricket game on in town. I think
it was English versus some form of the New hillentainment.
I was like, oh, that's kind of cute. I think
he's an English okay player. And one of the girls like,
give him, give him your number, and I was like, no, no,

(01:11:04):
She's like Joe what I was, okay, okay, got a
business card, wrote down, call me, went over, just call me,
chucked this car card literally, this guy ran out the
coffee shop, got back and I was telling the story
to one of the women in the office and she said, okay,
let's find out who it was. And I said, oh,
did the guys now I thought it was. She's like
I was, but that's not what he looked like. I
was like, ho the hell do I just give my

(01:11:25):
card to some random dough kept looking through and I
was like okay. And then later on in the day
got a text from this number saying, hey, good on
your bravery light. Just smile and you know, do you
want to come to the game, and then I'm like,
who the fuck is this guy? And he managed to

(01:11:46):
find out who it was and I won't say the
name because they had been a well known black cat.
So then ended up giving tackets range tackets. This guy
lifted me tackets and for a crew of the work,
so we went down there. Then it leads if you
were to cam and have drinks with us, and of
research found out actually had had a girlfriend now engaged

(01:12:08):
Marridon webcast the wrong wrong guy. I thought it was
going after that. Yeah, you guys about years later.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Good, yeah, so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Well, you know, when you're on tour, you're in a
different city, right, so there's different area codes or something.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
There's all sorts of arrangements these days. Thank you so much.
So many messages coming and people shooting their shot.

Speaker 7 (01:12:35):
We'll get to the rest of those neck These are
so good, the messages coming in and saying, so we
want to know when you took a shot, you shot
your shot, maybe someone quite hotter than you, and it's
paid off.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
Georgia who has Frinday jams for you in just a
few minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
You a lot of people took the shot.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
When you worked at Loan Stuff, did they what.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
I wasn't even in my prime. I reckon my prime
is the last couple of years, so this is you're
right now. But yeah, no, you see it all the
time because we'd.

Speaker 10 (01:13:03):
Write thank you so much on the received and then
you go Georgia and you just be a little bit
like kind of vibe. And then what they'd do is
they'd write on the back their number and you'd just
be like, well, obviously know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
What you look like. And some of you were manan.
You didn't get a reply, some of them George understanding,
but do you know what?

Speaker 8 (01:13:24):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
One of them wrote me a love lad so far,
but they took the shot. Ask you don't know? Yeah,
exactly some messages And.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
I shot my shot with a stripper. Took me eight months,
but I made it and now we've been together turn
a but years.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Oh, I'm in love with the strip was wining and dining, grinding.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
I think she's whining and dining in one verse and
then grinding and something just pulling up the I'm in
love with a stripper lyrics for you, you clarify.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
That went down.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Really, we're going to stop, We're going to stop down
and have a clarification. She climbing that pole and I'm
in love with a stripper. She tripping, she playing, she playing,
not a G in site? There not a G in site. No,
they've dropped the G most of the words she plays.
It's actually beautiful. Yes, thank you read it like that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
Thank you. It was meant to be delivered.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
Oh ship, you know you got them big ass hips?

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
God damn.

Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Has she been wined or dying? Any whining or dining?

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
Is there any further objectification of female lyrics that you
can read from that?

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
The whole thing?

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
It was a long time, it was a different time
back to those Yeah, she coming down from the ceiling. Yeah, yeah, nobody,
Sorry George, And no whining.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
I'm just I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Can Actually, this has made me think, though, this has.

Speaker 10 (01:15:01):
Got to kick off Friday jams, So make sure you
just put that in for after that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
I'll do it now. Hit us with some texts for me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Shot my shot Around August, I went to Harvey Norman
to buy a laptop, ended up fancying The salesman made
him a handmade card in the shape of a laptop
to flick in my deats.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Worked great. We're currently dating oh, yes, okay, so nice.
I managed to get a guy's cell number from a
mate's brother. I got the number, I had no witty
banter plan, so I just said, Hi, it's me. Thirteen
years later, my shot landed. But some days I do
question my shot because I'm in love and I'm gonna

(01:15:37):
take this to a restaurant and one and done the lyrics,
and that you are.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
I shot my shot and a man who was in
a shitty relationship to send him a text saying, when
you get rid of that, hit me up. A week later,
I received a message, do you want to get lunch?

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
I got rid of it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Nineteen years later, we're married with three kids. Oh okay, wow,
um oh, this is a long one. And you know
they're always a bit of a rogue to just start reading.
Had a great night at a house party. He's been
in the whole night talking to this girl and heading
it off. Towards the end of the night, only about
six of us left, and she said she was heading
to bed. I shot my shot and I said you
want some company? Naturally, the whole room was silent, and

(01:16:16):
she responded no. I found everybody seeing.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
And embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Amazing when She found me on socials the next day
and has said she wasn't feeling that in the moment
and felt bad. She thought she'd embarrassed me. We ended
up having a six month relationship. Oh that's cute, that's
worth it. When I was eighteen, I was staying with
a group of friends at the beach house. I wanted
down to the beach to have some drinks. I asked
a cute guy to carry my wine for me, hoping
to keep him close, which he very kindly obliged and

(01:16:43):
poured my drinks for me all evening. Thirty three years later,
he still pulls me a wine at night.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Oh oh my god. I shot my shot with my
uber driver. I'm gay and he straight until he wasn't
while we were packed up.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Wait are you getting stars?

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
What are you giving a three dollar tip or just
the tip? That's text of the week. I love the
whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
I love that, but then the whole doesn't texts of
the week already, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Okay, fifty dollars animates voucher for you tixs of the week,
thanks for animates making happy happens.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
And I just finished. I think I shot my shot
with two different men working at two different fish and
chip shops, both had mullets. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
I don't want to say it, but I think you've
got a type.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
You've got a type, dude. You smell like brabs. Oh,
who did you tell me? There was my ton tungs?
That was my ton tum tums. Hey guys, I reckon.
It was the most fun to be the head on
a show. Not not for me. I don't know where

(01:17:54):
even nowhere even you haven't been here long, have you?

Speaker 7 (01:17:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
I haven't No, you were listening in your had fun.
Won't you give us a little review in a rating?
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