Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 8th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning, Fletch Morn and Hailey Term minutes pass six
if very ritro. This morning, reading through the news sites
and seeing that there are eleven places of interest, it
was like it was like COVID times. But I did
laugh because eleven of those. Out of the eleven, I
think there were three gay bars. So we've got an

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unvexed gay out there, guys over again. Oh, I thought
the gays were front runners for these preventative measures.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes, no, apparently not.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Good Lord could have been a hag, though, we don't
know that you could have been the best thing of
the gay You know, you don't know that those unvaxed
hags manx hags.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
What a band name?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Band name?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Fem sort of like that that angry nineties female and
Alanis Morrissey adjacent, unvexed like fimpunk Yeah right, yeah, blonde, Yeah, yeah,
I love the cover of I was sinking more Courtney
love Hole something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Eggs that kind of sound personally attective and non vexed.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, you're a vexed tag.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you know I'm a k road.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hair you are.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Top Sex is coming up and over the weekend us
that Warner Brothers will be if it all gets approved
and goes it's swallowed up by Netflix. And Warner Brothers
make a lot of shows in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
They may they make.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
All the like reality TV shows, bake off Celeberty Rylum.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
And they own HBO, so all the HBO shows would
what end up being on Netflix? It just goes through Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't know what it means for the likes of
like Neon have all the rights to the HBO. Yeah
at prison. I don't know what it's. I think they
get them until from other mergers that have gone ahead,
they get them until the deal runs out. Right, Okay,

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Well I've got the Top six coming up and it's
the Top Sex. Ways you'll be able to tell Netflix
as purchase Warner Brothers. Yeah, because I think they're going
to change up. Yeah, the Netflix next on the show
Raccoon News. You know me, I am a huge fan
of raccoons and the entire the entire family of these
cheeky little masked bandits. One's absolutely got up to some

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shenanigans and we'll talk about it.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Next The fletch Worn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
There's a really cute raccoon story, and you know, any
excuse to talk about raccoons.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
For me, they're very cute.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
I'll go a raccoon over a badger, a raccoon over
a skunk.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Raccoons seem to just be more chill and more friendly
and more rascally stunts.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I think I like better. I think I like badges
better than badges are aggressive.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Remember there was that story about that Gordon Ramsey look
alike got stuck in a badger hole.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yes, yes, Also, no badges are yuck.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
They're pointer here, whereas raccoons are more sort of.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Cute, like oh.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, Well, in Virginia, a liquor store has surveillance footage
of a raccoon breaking in and smashing bottles and then
drinking heaps of booze and then and then in the
morning they came in and it was past the passed
out on the toilet floor between the toilet and the rubbish.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Classic. That's that's what happens when you drink too much booze.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
But how did it get the lids off.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
No, just drag the bottles off the shells and smashed
and then dragged the bottles of boom then did a
floor suck as international drinking laws.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, hang on.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
It is a funny image though, to think of a
raccoon with its little paws like doing like a crack
the lids. Yeah, yeah, getting it open, putting on at
shot poorer.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
There's like quite a bit of cute like security footage
of it, like falling over and like stumbling and then
climbing up to get more.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
And it's lucky.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm just watching the watcha. I'm just looking at this
on Colber He's like belly flopped, like flopped.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Like full you know, you know when you need to
lie down in a tiled bathroom and you trading it
as much of your surface area on cold tiles, douse.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
You need to cool down.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, it's all my cat does, and in summer. But
so this is captured the nation, like you said, it's
been on Colber over the weekend, featured in Weekend Update
on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, he's gone viralf Yeah, a drunk raccoon. The only
thing better than normal racoon is a drunk raccoon.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Was he all right?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, apparently released back into the world.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
No harm, no foul, just with a little bit of
a hangover and a blue power rate and.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Some some sausage.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I imagine the booze poos on him.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Though Sundays are always rough.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Face like, man, I can smell exactly what I drank
last strength.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I thought he was.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Done after one, but there was a couple more in
the tanks.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, got that One's that that's straight Jaga master, that.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
One does Gus network.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Well, I wanted to come and hear this morning, and
I wanted to I want to walk in like la
la la la la, King of the Castle, and I
wanted to rub my new Airpoints elite status, Okay, specifically
of our NEPO elite baby Shannon, who was the only elite.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Amongst us because their boyfriend flies so much.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Had he gifted you? He gifted you?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You're elite.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
I'm what's it called with you page?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Just de facto elite, de facto elite elite.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
And I was going to earn it over the weekend
because I have toured so much this year, flown so
much this year that I didn't even it was racking
up and then this weekend my flights to Queenstown I
was supposed to take over. I am five short and
I'm done flying for the year.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm not going to make it.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
But when when do they feel like when you have
to earn them by sad music?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Well no, I'll get it like top of next year.
But let you go to be around.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
You wanted to put your feet up over Christmas and
really enjoy, you.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Know, just having that in the app. You know what
color does in the app? Change color? Yeah, it just
goes like a slightly light of gold. It's like platinum.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Wait, so your gold? You want to be gold elite?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, I'm already gold.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm already Are you hearing? Are you hearing the words
coming out of your mouth?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I was really looking for you sort of like lacking
self awareness that this theme of the year.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I was just looking forward to being able to come
in and.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Be like, Lula, you just want some status, some social status,
some social status. Is it not enough that you like,
you know, you're hosting a new TV show that's coming
out soon, and you're been on TV shows.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
But they'll be like, oh, look at this brand new show.
She's not elite. Let's what they'll say here.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
She's an airpoints jade.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Okay, now hear me out, okay, and I will not
name and shame. But there is another New Zealand comedian
who was three points away from elite.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah it's Jeremy, okay, and quickly throwing that won't name
and shame things really throwing Jeremy call it under the bus.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
He said the other day he'd booked a little flight
in order to.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Get it, like to obtain it.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
But then he was like, I'll make a thing out,
you know, I'll go and visit people as a thing.
So then, like this morning, I've been thinking maybe I'll
toddle offt.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Somewhere this weekend to just run because there's no other
way of getting it. I have to fly to.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
But you don't need to get it this weekend.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Another time, I know I'm literally flying and generous.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Then I wanted to come in and rub it in
Shannon's face.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Someone just takes message in calling in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
If you're five points short, the team can help with
us and gift them.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
No what then I'm.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Just as bad as Shannon.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
You will always be able to call you a Nippo.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
But the thing is they do that if like, if.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
You needed it by this weekend, but you don't, You've
got till like next year sometime.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're fine.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I've actually got like literally months to get it, Hailey.
Take a flight anywhere if last last a year, needs
a few points to keep it. Plus if you don't qualify,
they sometimes let you keep it anyway. But this thing is,
I've got.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
To earn it.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
You don't want to be a Nippo.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I can't because it's not gonna it's not gonna hit
the same when I earned this, Yeah, right around.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, so I reckon you could you could call them
and be like, hey lot Quantus is offering me some
some love over here, like.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
If it works like that, But I just call you
before I call Jetstar. I just did it.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I just did a Google flights search this weekend, Saturday,
same day going to anywhere in the country for.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I'm not saying because then I'm just losing money a
com for.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
The cheapest flights are or even total for hundred dollars
New Plymouth for my return for the same day.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
So you want to spend four hundreds of But wouldn't
it be nice if you were finally able to bring
a girlfriend home for your family Christmas this week in Flinch.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
You know, because Flinch is having his early.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm going to New Plymouth this weekend.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah, because Nana's passed away and everybody else knows. Hey,
no one cares. So yeah, look, I just think you
just wait and you can rub it in Shannon's face
in twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Person who texts and saying give them a call that'll
might get them to you, then, yes, there is, only
if you're like a day away and you'll be like please,
please please, Yeah, I've got I've got till next year. Okay, well,
maybe Shannon remains the only elite in the team.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Maybe first break of the show next year is you
rubbing it in Shannon's face?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Can we can we log that in the sheet car?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
And so sorry? Can I just get this right?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You just live to rub things in other people's faces
genuinely years.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
The podcast network.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
From the Fletchborn and Haley group chat, this is the
top six Netflix wants to buy Warner Brothers. I think
this has to go through some sort of approval process.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, I don't really understand it. Other than this. It
often happens, doesn't it. Big companies acquire a whole brand
and then they sort of make it one big Frankenstein thing.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, but it'd be huge.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Like I mean, Warner Brothers make so many shows that
you know and movies. Yeah, they own a lot of IP. Yeah,
than in all of our HBO. Yeah, because it's like
Warner Brothers is one of the original Hollywood studios. Yeah,
it's been around since, you know, over one hundred years.
It's just acquired so much over that time. But one

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hundred and twenty four billion dollar deal. Wow, through I'll
just put it out there. I reckon Netflix will go
up a couple of bucks if this goes.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
If this happens from all, that's the.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Most even more expensive one I serving over the week.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
In The Guy and some guy, I don't know if
he tweeted or x the what it was on, but
somebody else's screen kept it and made it their own content,
you know, a classic, but a content you love that.
He said what it tells me I'm already paying too
much of a Netflix. If they can afford one hundred
and twenty four billion dollar purchase, that's how.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
They can do it.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Though, Yeah, but then I suppose if you're someone like
MoU who has like every streaming service I'm trying to
do better, Yep, it would ideally, it would still be
cheaper than having both, you know, like we'd.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Imagine, you know, but I mean, if you.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Had HBO Max, yeah, and you had Netflix, he's still
you're going to be paying close to what like a
lot of months. I don't because we don't have HBO
Max in New Zealand. It's all just neon. But yeah,
well I've got the top six ways you're be able
to tell Netflix's purchased Warner brother properties, and number six,
they'll make Bugs Bunny do a dating show where everybody's
blindfolded and they don't know he's a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yes, and they're like, oh my god, there's horrid.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
He has a beautiful home and they call it Lover's
blind Rabbit.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah. Love is a blind rabbit. Love is a blind rabbit. Yeah,
and they're like.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I don't know what it is about him, but he's
always chewing on something.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Number five on the list of the top six ways
you'll be able to tell Netflix's purchased Warner Brothers properties
they'll make Harry Potter do a stand up special. It
would be pretty good and it'll be controversial like Dave Chappelle. Yeah, yeah,
he's got some controversial thoughts now that you know, he's
got a bit more conservative in his older age.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Great comedy comes from great trauma. I mean he's an author.
He's had a trauma, real loss of his parents early
in life.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
The dude had the most powerful like evil wizard in
history hunting him down through his high school years. Like
you're gonna tell me he hasn't got a couple of
crack up.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Number four on the list of the top six ways
You're able to tell.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Netflix's purchased Warner Brothers properties Scooby Doo and the Gang
will hunt an actual historical serial killer and Ryan Murphy
produced drama.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yes, I love that crossover. That's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Don't see the other day there actually doing a live
Scooby Doo like a Number one.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Another Washelle Galla and Fred Prince Junior old. Now I
think they were new people, be middling kids. Yeah, we're
getting a sexy n I'm unsure, but i'd assume so.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Well, number three on the list, Yeah, we give Velma's
gay airs. Oh yeah, lips that, lips that, nerd, lesbians,
librarian lesbian.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Number three on the list of the top six.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Actually being developed for Netflix. It's a series, a new
live action Scooby Doo series and development.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Are they going to do? Are they giving it the
Riverdale treatment? Though? Is it going to be like.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Archie Comack and they did the Sabrina the Teenage Witch
but it was all like quite intense.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Number three on the list of the top six ways
You're about to tell Netflix has purchased one of Brothers
Properties or The Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of
the Ring. It's not just going to be all white
guys anymore. We need more diversity in there to appeal
to an international audience.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
I mean, I'm all for diversity for sure, but I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Wheel Chair up to Mortal a bit.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Difficult put on Son's putting in rams dude, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's the all.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Scene became more accessible.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, and Gandal is going to be Gandalf the Brown
and it's sort of an indistinguishable ethnic.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Anyway. Green Eyes, light eyes, brown skin, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Show favorite Number two and the Less All That by
the way Sam Waise games he's gonna.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Be a lesbian. Oh, I got years, sam as and
Samantha Samantha.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah yeah, Number two in the less of the Top
six ways You'll be able to tell.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Netflix has purchased Warner Brothers properties.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Batman and Superman will be sent into the upside down
to deal with Vicner.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Someone needs to get down there and sort it out.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, a little time.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, I know, but we needed a proper superhero.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Do you know? It's just looking up what Netflix makes
and what Warner brother makes. There was a stat about
how may the most watched thing on Netflix at the
moment is Stranger Things season five, and it is eight
times more than the second closest, which is Kevin Hart
stand up comedy special Wow Wild eight. I can't believe

(15:18):
that the top ten all five seasons of Stranger Things
are in the top ten things being watched Netflix glob Wow.
Maybe I should start watching it. I kind of need
to pick up half to season one.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
I watched season one and two and they were awesome.
I don't know why I left.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah. Yeah, that great. It's great. I've really enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
And number one on the list of the top six
ways you be able to tell Netflix's purchased Warner Brothers properties.
Game of Thrones is going to have is going to
have a Christmas special, and it's going to be a musical.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Of course it is.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
It's just and Netflix is pretty loose with what they
consider a Christmas special, so it just might snow yeah, yeah,
you know, and then that's enough for it to be
a Christmas special.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
That is today's top six.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Does that end podcast? Needwork plays dead Endsley?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Well, the story that we reported on last week has
gone global. This I'm reading to you now from the
Associated Press news website. I think I saw it on
BBC Scene and Seeing, and it's gone all over the world.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
The man.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
We're always proud when New Zealand makes the news.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yes, but not like this. This is gross.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
So we spoke last week that the man went into
a jewelry store and swallowed a Faberge egg pendant. It
was inspired by the nineteen eighty three James One film Octopusy, an.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Iconic movie and even still funny.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
It's still funny.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Apparently I didn't know this, but in that James Bond
movie there was a dual smuggling operation which involved a
fake Faberge egg, right, so that's why this so that's
why this is. This has been made and had a
nineteen thousand dollars of thirty three thousand New Zealand dollar value. Yeah,

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and we spoke about this man was arrested because he
was seen swallowing the egg. Well, the latest is that
New Zealand police have reported on Friday that they recovered
the pendant after six days of closely watching the man
accused of swallowing the jewelry six D. The New Zealand
Place official photo also shows the fab egg on a

(17:25):
handy towel.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
That is the worst detail entire fan.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I know, Like look at the photo.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
It's and you can see the person wearing a latex
it's not even a latex glove. It's some kind of
heavy judy rubber glove. It's a real heavy it's a
crime it's a crime scene cleanup gloves. And you can
see their thumb next to the pendon and you can
see like, yeah, the paper towel.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Also that's only had a white because look underneath it.
Look underneath it a little brown. It's it's not it
looks golden. The juice.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Look at that photo see there the juice, this juice.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's juice.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
That's the kind of juice you get when you do
a colon oscopy and they've put lexatives in there.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, that's fresh from Do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
They laxed them up, Yeah, to get it passing quicker.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I reckon. They gave that a wash before they took
the photo though, surely for the rents.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Wow, straight from on a paper tower, you could have
done a bit of photo.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
What did the details? Was this guy in like lock
up for six days and they.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Had a sieve over the toilet like what Yeah, wouldn't
and wouldn't this be ridden off by the jewelers?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Like, no one wants this?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Do you think it's worth more now? Because it's got
a story, it's got to We can't have better on
your neck? You reckon that in the National Museum?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yeah, I think so, but fairb like that. It's a
it's a very very expensive brand. You're not just gonna
ben this.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah. So apparently he's d in court today.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
And it happens to it now, that's so interesting.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
He's been in cusset.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Well, it's Partridge jewelers in Auckland's just happened so maybe
if you are.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I don't know if it's a one off piece or
they've made several.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
There's no, there's multiple of them because when I was
looking them up, you can't buy them, right, it's not
a one off, otherwise it would be worth much more.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
But I don't want to nicklas.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, but are they giving it a spray and wipe
and then it's back on the shelf.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
And also if you put a bit of dit hole
on it like almost that just.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
It's twenty twenty five, Hailey. If someone wants an anus necklace,
I say we let them.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Actually, you know what, it is the year for it.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It's really the year for an anus necklace.

Speaker 9 (19:30):
Plays it in Fleshborn and Hailey, Sudden Hailey, silly little pools,
silly little po It is so silly, silly, silly that
silly little pool.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Silly little silly little pottle pole silly.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Well today, silly little polos. Do you eat raw mushrooms?
I've got a daughter. When you're cutting up mushrooms will
be just like yum yum, yuming them up.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's actually quite disgusting. I saw it eat a whole
butted mushroom the other day. No, that's that's weird.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
It was like, you know what, I used to do
this because Mum used to boil everything to a gray
mush when I was growing up. So I would like
to get a handful of the sliced carrots before she
started boiling them.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
That's acceptable to eat raw, But mushrooms. Cats are weird.
You don't They don't eat lollies and chocolate all the time.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
They get chocolate and it lasts for months.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's so weird. If there was any chocolate in my house,
I would eat it in the day.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Do you know what is okay? Do you know what
is okay? Do you know what is discussing? Is I
don't clean the dirt off my mushrooms, and don't I.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Just give it like I'll give it some Sometimes I'll
give them a rens or I use my thumb and
just kind of you know.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
My friend peels that.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I know, no, there's no point.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
My friend Ty will literally like rub them on the
back of a paper towel and like peel the skin off.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
It's all covered and dirt.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
And I was like, you get two mushrooms and under
a running tap, you just rub the mushrooms against each other.
Until I've never rubbed them against it. That's like someone's
room fusher, mushroom, mushroom frittage, mushroom frotage.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, mushroom.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Sometimes you can get three mushrooms in a hand and
just around David Bowie, I'll just get the big labyrinth style, yeah, big,
the big dirt off them, run them under the tamp
otherwise I don't care it to chick.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Mate, but a dirt on me.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Do you eat raw mushrooms?

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Seventy eight percent of people said no, Not for me,
twenty two percent he'd years young. I have had them
in like maybe a you know, when you get like
some kind of peter or sandwich filling and or you
have a salad and maybe there's some raw mushrooms, but
there's always a sauce to like cover them in.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
If I get a pit a pet, I'll always get
the mushrooms on the grill.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Oh yeah, okay, really mushrooms on grill, mate. So many
messages and mushroom dirt doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Yeah, exactly, it doesn't. It's not real.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
It's actually like it's minerals and vitamins from the ground
that you're getting.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
It is little it's good as beautiful vitamins that you
get in a container.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Hell yeah, some of us one hundred percent a message
and telling us what that do it is and what's
in it.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Please don't be there's got to be some person there, right, Oh,
there's definite person there. I don't know if it's human pose,
but there's definitely like animal perps.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, I tell you what. A few people are messaging
in that. I love the raw mushies.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, but some feedback on when we ask on Instagram.
By the way, if you listen to the show and
you're you're thinking, how do they do this? Little poles,
we do them on Instagram stories, So please follow.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Along, please thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
That feels or API because social media, it's a social
media KPI.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
That's ears to ice, okay, and then we'll bring them
back eyes to ears. It's cyclical. It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I'm allergic to themselves, a liner. Even the thought of
them makes me want to be sick. I'd be a
terrible vegan. I love them so much.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
We take a moment now to talk about vegetarians that
don't mushrooms. I know, wild as.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
That's your that's your meat.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, that's your fungy meat.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
That's your natural meat.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah's your not meat meat. Caitlin had to be careful
with rawch K mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
You can develop something called chitago for l agent dermatitis.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's dangerous, but a plus for itchiness.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Sounds like one of those clubs Hailey went to on
the six Dot Life podcast Chata where you got shtaq.
That's what happened at the club I go. You got
shaq foranji and deadly to a case of the A
plus that cheese as well. Yeah, but it was worth

(23:29):
it after doctor Shawney with you. Yes, but only button mushrooms,
big yeah. And she's right because if the gills the gills,
is that what they called underneath on the bath open mushroom?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
They touched the tongue. It's a little falangy like.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
On the portabellos.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, yeah, it has to be alisi. Yes, it has
to be fresh for that crisp bite through. Yeah. Bronte said,
it's my three year olds preferred way to eat them.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I personally don't get it. People. People people have a
certain demographic.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Always comment when they see him snack on a mushroom
in the supermarket Democrat. Do you think that's old people,
I'd say so, yes, right, only the dehydrated fun ones
is Benjamin Benjamin Benjamin.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
He could be talking about that powder that you use
for cognitive health.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yes's dehydrated mushroom powder root lion's mane.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
That's a lion's mad mushroom. I don't trust anything that
grows in the darkness. Yes, some people won't like us
eat mushrooms. But I just I pronounced krishna like that's
a multi word, krishna. I saw them on the Queen
set ringing their bell all the other day, singing, Well,

(24:44):
they live.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Around the corner from me. I love it.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
They've got a school around the road from you.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah they do.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
There's a school in the center where they all live
and grow vegetables and then they throw parties.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
We're saying, they like that's some sort of outcast of society.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I don't wish to have that as the sort of
association with the gu very peaceful people.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Good morning to our hearty Christian love orange.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Don't they? They love orange orange? Yeah, don't like bacon.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
They don't like bacon. I don't think much orange.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
They don't eat bacon, and they don't eat mushrooms. Now
we're talking two fifths of a full English.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
What are we having for breky?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Do they do eggs? I don't think they do eggs.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
I reckon they've got chucks. The hearty Christians cent to
near my fuddy.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
They might just be for decoration.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Oh they could be just happy choc. Are you just
gurgling whether.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Or not Dostians have chickens for decorations. No, hardy Christian
devotees iscam do not eat eggs with me. Fish's part
of their strict lacto vegetarian diet, believing eggs and animal
products unfit for spiritual offering and consumption.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
It's not for me, but each to their own, you know,
each to exactly.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Before you cast aspersion on another religion, remember yours is
based around an imaginary man in the I don't have one.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, bisped in a hole and rotting away.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Are you in hell?

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Not on a regular basis, But sometimes they look clean
and yummy, So we'll just take a little nibble.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
When I was a keto, picks and field mushrooms and
they were full of worms. Yeah, you're not getting that
in an official one. So for sill a little pole.
Today we asked do you eat raw mushrooms? Twenty two
percent of you said this yummy, yummy.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
The z N podcast networks Sure Real plays z ends
flesh one and Haley how many days away from Christmas are?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Way?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Well, that's just what a cool you doing.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
This week's Fact of the Day theme is about famous
Christmas songs and a little peek behind the curtain.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Okay, the Thames crank and Christmas is getting close? Do
you do what I did? Do a lipa? Do you
know what I did yesterday? I made a Christmas wreath
for my front door?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Or did you make it out of Hayley?

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Okay, thank you for asking, Darling. Actually, because what I
did was they got a bass reef of sort of
a leafy reef from a spotlight. Oh and then I
bought fake pionies, just white ones, and then some red
berry sticks and I poked them all in. And then
I got a big red ribbon and I've hung it
as right flights around it with a battery pack cable

(27:05):
tied to the back and it sparkles.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
One thing is by one, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
I spent twice as much as if I had have
just brought one.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Ye, So you're telling me how homemade wreath texts the
same boxes as the homemade pizza.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, it's exactly it.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Once I had all the ingredients, I'd spent an exhorbitant amount,
I could have got a nice boogie one from.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
A home list.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah you go, okay, Yeah, good to know.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
So a number of websites have put together the twenty
twenty five list of most mispronounced words. Most of these
are I think are coming from the USA, but okay,
I'm gonna ever go it's saying most of them Zora
and Mamdani is was the top of the list. So
he is the new mayor of New York, mad And

(27:49):
it's Mam Danny, Mam Danni, not man Darmi, not man Darmi.
Like how it's Luxton's Christian, Luxton's Christophers and John keys
and keys and just into Adam. Yeah, people really struggle
with that African born Muslim in Southeast Asian name, and

(28:09):
they dare not bother to learn it.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
And then the second most common one, which was spoken
about so often because of the heists, was Louver. So
how because I had said you say the louver, right, yeah,
but you the which is the French living a little
bit louver?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
You just have that soft at the end, I.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Say the louver.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yeah, yeah, you're miss mispronounced some Jewel Lingo upgrade for Christmas.
Weird present request, right, she wants a year subscription to
Jewel Lingo.

Speaker 11 (28:48):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Languages? Yeah, French? And I was just you don't want
to running off with some fringe man, Yes you do.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Not, bloody moment, the idea having been in France, i'd
probably yeah, what a great you're just going to forgive
and forget about the rainbow warrior.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yes, when this French person has brown skin and light eyes,
you so well. Anyway, we didn't have a great rapport.
But it doesn't mean here bright eyes.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Um, I set a mean a fin which is ingredient
in cold and flu medication, exactly.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Donald Trump consistently had no idea how to say.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
He's he doesn't you know how to say a lot.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Of mongarro, which is weight loss.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's a weight loss, jabn jarro.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
I think a lot of people butchering that that.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Moan, which is.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Sorry again got lost again?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Yeah, this dark skinned, dark eyes, beauty beautiful. Yeah, shout
out to Gregorio mon Jarro.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Is it is it right?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Moan jar jar jar Okay, I just want to mention
another European country to see if hay, you slept with
someone from it, because France and Italy and she's had
one from Estonia.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I'll tell you what team up with fletch here.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Besides, you know that you two have knocked off most
of the bloody eun get.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
One of those scratched country maps and it's not a trap.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, bonus.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
One on the list for mispronunciations was Denzel Washington because
this year revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Show his real names.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
It's supposed to be Denzels didn't who who was.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Changed it to Denzel because she was like, everyone's saying Denzel,
but it's Denzel.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
But you can't go through your whole Hollywood career calling
yourself that and then say you slight say when you
know you don't only doing crap movies. Now they're like, oh,
you've been saying a name wrong. It's like why, like
why bother dude?

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Oh yeah, totally that's actually on you. Yeah, there is
another celebrity who's always like that, that's.

Speaker 12 (31:14):
It's not that.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Any Hathaway again, same thing.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Put an eye in there, mate, start we start at.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
The start of your career, any Hathaway, and then we'll
be fine with it. Yeah, changed later on?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
I'm looking up other mispronounced celebrity and celebrity names now,
and they're pretty obvious. I mean, gal Gado, I think
a lot of people will be hitting that tea a
bit hard on.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Do you remember when she sang in the Pandemic?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Fortunately, imagine there's no heav. I love the Instagram videos
of people mocking her act.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Either ones are pretending to be her, auditioning for roles
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah we've got to go now, hello No, And then.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Those legs and that beautiful face have afforded her many years,
and your average minger would.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Not be affording.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Podcast Needwork play z, ms flesh Worn and Hailey gen Z.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Young workers are complaining about negative stereotyping from older colleagues
just for being gen Z.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Do you know what's funny is when you see gen
Z in the workplace are complaining I was about to
be like what now, but and that thus stereotyping the
gen Z.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Now, I do our fellow gen Z producers. Do you
feel that this is a fellow You're not a gen Z. Sorry,
sorry you said fellow fell. I didn't need to say fellow.
Our gen Z producers.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Yes, yeah, you guys always rag on us, but then
you always go, oh, not our gen.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Z, you know, but we've got good gen Zs the
top tier.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
I think it's because we've got our own resident gen
Z and his names of worn Smith.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yes, yeah, I walked so you guys could run, because
I think the rhetoric is that gen Zs are hard
work adverse, and that is not our gen Zs. They're
very hard workers.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
So if we delve more into the study, which I
think is out of the UK, it says that nearly
half of young office workers that are gen Z's reported
negative stereotyping. Forty four percent said that experienced criticism due
to the stereotypes, and also a lot of them have
been reduced to tears over stress, pressure and lack of praise.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Crazy man, yeah, pressure.

Speaker 13 (33:35):
I think we're pretty lucky, like you guys need us
to help you stay young and fresh. Iness relevant, But
I can see how like in an office place, like
in an normal work environment, you would potentially have like
a bias. Like someone might be like, oh, these young
people that don't want to work, Maybe we just have
good boundaries.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Boundaries, good balance.

Speaker 13 (33:56):
Not shadding an eye, but.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
You know, a rible examples, terrible examples of a typical
gen Z. But that that's all it is. It's previous generations.
Like how like, oh, oh, probably no surprise.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
I've had my mental ups and downs this year, and
there was one week where I needed to take time off.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
My Mom's like, I think it would be good for
you to go to work.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Keep your mind off it, you know, keep your mind
And I was just like mum, and she's like, you know,
you've got to keep busy.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
I know a lot of a lot of my friends
are will job hop between opposing companies. They just every
two years or so moved to the opposition to get
a pay ride. And older people find that really dial Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
They they didn't want to pay them more. Exactly.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah, I think we're I think there is that thing
of you know, some of it we might but some
of it we're just jealous that you that we have
this sort of guilt in the workplace.

Speaker 13 (34:51):
Maybe Shannon and I should put in some more boundaries.
Next year, maybe we'll be better, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
I think next you're going to put in more boundaries.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Cut I put in boundaries and Fletch and Hailey pick
up a bit of the slack. What about you mine?

Speaker 11 (35:08):
Busy?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Crazy crazy?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
He's broadcasting from home, guys.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
This pool isn't going to clean itself.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
The Z podcast network.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Ms?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Playing over in Australia over the weekend. Lots of social
media footage of it. The concert looked amazing.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
How many shows was Lady Gagar doing in Australia?

Speaker 7 (35:38):
I do know?

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Produce a car? When are you aware of that fact?

Speaker 13 (35:42):
Yeah? She did too in Melbourne? So I went on
Friday night.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
You went to what's it called Marvel Marvel Stadium, sixty
thousand I think it.

Speaker 13 (35:51):
Was about sixty thousand.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I saw before one hundred and twenty thousand in two days.

Speaker 13 (35:56):
And then she's still got Brisbane and Sydney and again
no New Zealand and did you get the vibe?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
A lot of Kiwis were there. I mean a lot
live in Melbourne anyway, But do you think a lot
of people.

Speaker 13 (36:08):
Like you traveled yeah, there were some, but and like
a few on the flight home that had definitely been
but not as many as like Taylor Swift or anything
like that. It wasn't I don't think they put any
extra flights on.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Can we ask?

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Speaking of Taylor Swift, parallels on my socials over the
weekend were like fashion people doing little you know, vox
pops outside with some of the most incredible outfits I've
ever seen, like full Lady Gaga, Like how I don't
know how they even sat in their seat.

Speaker 13 (36:36):
No, I think a lot of them were on the
floor in fairness, because I guess if you're that big
of a fan you want to be as close then.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
You're in these wide There was this one guy who
had this like huge it was like a meter wide
red leatherette thing.

Speaker 10 (36:49):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, if he was in front of you, you'd be like, oh,
you're a screen.

Speaker 13 (36:53):
There was one girl that I kept seeing and she
had this massive like a dress with a massive train
and it was all lit up in a rainbow like
obviously for the like a queer community, and it was
huge and I saw her the entire show.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, but and then they won't let you take your
umbrella and will they.

Speaker 13 (37:12):
The roof was a cross guys, don't even worry about it.
Australia has roofs on.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
No wonder, we're all moving there. They've got roofs on
stadiums stadium.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
It's very impressive.

Speaker 13 (37:21):
I didn't feel hot once. But it is weird that
it's sponsored by Marvel. Isn't it like there's marble?

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (37:26):
Yeah, that's what I am always confused about. But the
one thing that I will say, I loved the concept.
The staging was incredible. Her costumes were like next level.
If you've seen her coach halliere, it was very similar
to that. At one point she does come out in
like a big tub of tub, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Square of.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Sand vanilla just to keep it plane and the sand
sand dirt stuff, and her.

Speaker 13 (37:53):
And all her dances are like buried in it. And
I'm like, that must be we're all relate.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Real, you know, out of shape and ugly. Eh No,
there's not. I was joking. They're all insanely ripped and hot.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Like there's not a single minga amongst.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
No, what would I google to see fletch.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
This one.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
But I think it's important to have a you know,
a visual what's spoken about.

Speaker 13 (38:20):
Okay, But the one thing that was driving me insane
is obviously it's very much a produced stage show. She
didn't do a whole lot of crowd interaction until she
got to a bit of an acoustic set where fun fact,
she actually performed an unreleased song from like years ago
called Brooklyn Knights, which the only other time she's performed

(38:40):
that song was eleven years ago in Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Oh wow, she's only the.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Sort of like that.

Speaker 13 (38:50):
It's a beautiful song. It's not on streaming. It's very
hard to find that she put it up years ago
for three days and she she.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Did shell A La La, who did the male part
of She.

Speaker 13 (39:03):
Also did Die with a Smile without Bruno Mars and
it was better in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Controversial, controversial.

Speaker 13 (39:10):
We know he just did that to pay back his fines.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
But the one thing.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Throughout a bit of what finds the Bruno maas.

Speaker 13 (39:18):
He owed a bunch of money to a like a
casino thing. It's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
My goodness, he's still swarming with the fishes.

Speaker 10 (39:28):
But so so.

Speaker 13 (39:29):
The one time that she did kind of like ad
lib was put your bleeping hands up, put your bleep
and paws up. Do you know how many times she
said that? I want to say hundreds. Someone on Night
Too counted ninety seven times put your hands up.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Well maybe if you guys had him put your beleef
and hands up should have stopped us.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Listen.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
I was in the stands, and you know there's seating.
So many people seated in Australia. Apparently it's very controversial
to standard the seats. People were getting abused, people getting yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah, you got to stand up. It's lady bloody dargar.
Do you want to do you want to hear a
little bit of Brooklyn Nights?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Would you find it?

Speaker 8 (40:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:13):
I'm really sorry. I don't know how to fast forward
on TikTok. She's introing it, okay.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
She's also gen Z's and Olphas. She's watching ticked up
on the laptop.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
And this is where it just came up, and I
wanted to hear this.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh my god, Nan nan kids.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
How I fast forward on scrub along the bottom?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
This is this is when your grandmother used to ring
you and tell your sky I wasn't working.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Hang on, it's it's it's coming here, it comes Okay,
I'm scared. She's going to swear now as well. I
even not cheeped this.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
You've really got to be able to fast forward it. Oh,
here we go, but get into the middle of a
song like just wish I could.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Oh my god. Oh that's beautiful, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (41:12):
So not release it?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Well, it reminds me of a song, Well, it reminds
me of a song.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
It is a song.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Shadow White that it reminds me of another song. It
reminds me of another song. Don't turn this on mebe
she was the one that couldn't work TikTok on a laptop.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
It did take me five minutes to play there, and
I think it was worth it. It's a beautiful song.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
The podcast network lay Z ms flesh Worn and Haley, Well.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
If you were planning on attending my system of a
downcover bands concert this weekend in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Which I'm sure many people were like, Howard, ticket sales
actually quite.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Low, I'll say, yeah, you're actually quite low.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Niche thing.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It's just a busy time of the year, Hayley. I
mean people would love to come and see a system
of the down lounge genre covers bands, So it's the
same reason Lady Gaga didn't come to New Zealand just
people are so busy, right, tickets, She wouldn't have sold tickets.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Actually this made me feel.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Better because unfortunately, and this will all if you have
bought tickets, you'll be people will be in touch today
to refund you.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Nobody bought tickets.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
There were a few. There were quite a few.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
There were quite a dozen. No, like forty okay, yeah, low.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Numbers for you know.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Yeah, I did like eighteen hundred and one night. Yeah,
so I think people were sleeping on this one. Anyway,
It's not you, it's not you.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
What is the problem.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Yeah, you're right, it's got to be Jack and Nico,
my bandmates.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
This is this is what I always think, if you're
looking to offload the problem, somebody else know it is me.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
I am the problem.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
We have to cancel the gig. The venue is going
to be in touch and we'll get it all sorted.
Just a series of unfortunate events culminating and me not
being able to leave Queenstown yesterday.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I know a flight, a lot of flights canceled yesterday
and delayed.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Yeah, it was absolutely insane. And then filming schedule stuff.
But I've never done this in my life, and I
hate it canceling things last minute.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
So you're canceling the show. You're canceling the show.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
Yeah, I've got this filming schedule that's come out and
I can't do it, and I've I've got to like
come up with the you know, because if you've ever
had a canceled girg, I have, and it's like no, no, no, no,
like when you've been seeing an artist or something.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Oh yeah, I mean it happens all the time. And
then I guess they just reach out and SATs.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yeah, like Jason Derula didn't want to come or something
like that. I don't want to come to news you
learned anymore.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I had to cancel some gigs when I used to
be in my Dane Rumble covers band.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Dean Rumble.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
That was Dean Rumble. That was what my performing name
was because I.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Was can we get a little sampled Dean Rumble. No.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Legally no, I simply won't go into a I did
Dane Rumble Covers, and then with the first crew, I
did the Fast Crew covers right, and then there was
there was a bit of legal back and forth, and
now I'm not allowed to and of course I had
to cancel.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I like, I had to cancel on a lot of people. Heartbreaking.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
I love your cover I have.

Speaker 14 (44:18):
And yeah, and I had the past tense that was
what I Yeah. Yeah, anyway, this I get, I get, Yeah,
and I got and I got it. No, you can't
say I got actually yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I just got that. That was the legal issue.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Anyway, I've had to make a last minute cancelation, something
that I've never done before. I'm a follow througher. No
matter what, how or high water, I'll do it. But
it's it's it's devastating. But I want to know from
our listeners. What did you have to cancel last minute?
Maybe it was a party, maybe like a wedding.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
A wedding because you found out like your new husband
was cheating on you.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yeah, you had something grand play, Yeah, I mean and
please le What.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
About if you had to cancel because of like a disaster,
oh yeah, or you like I don't know, broke yourself.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Well yeah, what if you were like in those years,
I remember so many people like were hosting Christmas. All
the food is there and they wake up on Christmas
Day and head COVID like Christmas is canceled.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
You can't touch the food, so I guess there's hams
are mine?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Now? Okay, well, I want one hundred dance at Emonson number.
We'd love to hear his stories this morning. Text through
nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
What was the last minute cancelation?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Anonymous? What was the last minute cancelation?

Speaker 10 (45:34):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Cancel flights to Canada with the boyfriend who was all
long term boyfriend that was already over there and ended
up ended up breaking up with them.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Oh no, wait, so why did you cancel the flights
in the first place?

Speaker 7 (45:46):
I had an injury, so the long term flight wasn't
going to work. And then hindsights great and realized that
now this isn't it.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
I don't actually want to go.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
I realized that this isn't the corner on topic why
you broke up with the why though, I must just
simply why. We just grew up.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
Heart.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah. So it's kind of like kind of faith that
you broke your leg and it happened that way exactly.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
The universe broke you.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
The universe broke your leg on purpose. I would have
asked the universe for a slightly less painful sign. You're
like a twisted wrist. I would have asked the universe
for a lotto win.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I know actually did.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, yeah, we're asking if we're asking the universe question Anonymous.
Thank you some messages that my last minute cancelation was
for my own fourth birthday. The morning of my birthday,
I woke up with chicken pox, so the party had
to be canceled. Also, however, my present was strawberry jam
which I really enjoyed, and we just delayed the party
till I was better. Now, I that's good that a

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four year old get to jar a strawberry jams and
are happy with that. Also, I love that you that
this happened when you were four and you've still got
an issue with it. We're still hurt by the cancelation
of your fourth birthday.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, yeah, I are a five year old with a
phone plane.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (47:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
I had to cancel my wedding last minute due to
COVID restrictions in March twenty twenty, living in Melbourne at
the time and couldn't come back to New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
So I was thinking the other day, how crazy is it.
It's going to be like five years next year and
March dude, it's like five years. It's five years now
since it first started popping up. Because start popping up,
you start of December.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
It's in same.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Yeah, it is what time flies in your pandemics. Time
flies when your pandemic the world.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Time flies when you're having fun and also when you're
not having fun. Had to cancel my husband's thirtieth I
was to be held at our place with about sixty
or seventy people. Yeah, had all the food sorted. I
had gastro the night before. I came right, so pushed through.
Husband started with the gastro two hours before. People were
meant to all right. I feel like if that was
me and I had a house, I'd just be like,

(47:49):
you guys, knock yourself out.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
I'll be in the bedroom.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Yeah, I'll be my bathroom, beroom.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
You've done all the work, you've got all the food,
don't go to waste. Well, that's what they said. They
were stuck with all of the food that ordered that
they didn't actually feel like eating due to the gastro. Also,
I don't know if i'd want food from someone that
has gastro.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I would not.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Knowingly enter a gastro house. No, jeep. Also, it's six
years since COVID.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah, I did bad mass, which is not surprising considering
how well I did it or not well I did
at high school. And I mean, this is this is
primary school level maths. Real really again, I went to
a dissile one primary school.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
And it shows we're asking right now, what was the
last minute cancelation?

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Been an event, a flight, a wedding. I've had to
cancel something, and plenty of you have as well.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Some messages, and we're to cancel our wedding. We're getting
married in sent the invites out, then you booked guests,
had booked all their flights. Then we found out we
were pregnant and due on the on the on the
window counts in the weddings, all the guests win. Anyway,
bonus Bama. It was my husband to be's fortieth on
our wedding day, so no wedding and no one to
celebrate his fortieth. Yeah, and do you remember when when

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we hired scooters on RaRo and took a little detour
to the hospital. I wouldn't want to have a baby
there because I was thinking, I was thinking maybe you
could just have it there, you know, because you're there.
You've paid for everything. But yeah, it kind of looked
like a cinder block tikuwity motel.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Yeah, it's not a kid it was.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
And the chickens were just going in and out. Yeah,
and I think some of the chickens were doctors.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
They were the doctors. They picked you.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
They do, get away, they do, they clean out the
wounds and stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
I had to cancel being made of honor at my
best friend of twenty nine years wedding last minute.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I got a job in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I was living in the UK, so it was immigrating
two weeks before the wedding. I'm sorry, you can push
that job out, can you like for your Beasti's wedding.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
I don't know, but maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was
just a particular job. It was like you gotta Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Christmas was canceled last year due to small humans having
gastro causing lots of cancers. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
I had to cancel my twenty first birthday because I
got seen to jail two weeks before my party.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Why, okay, why sorry?

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Follow?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I follow? Oh for context?

Speaker 3 (50:07):
I had lots of unpaid parking fines and didn't want
to do the community service. I got seen away for
two weeks to clear fines and get out the day
before my birthday.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Oh my god, would that be a great salt pole?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Sorry, they're gonna.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Send you to prison for two weeks for honor dragon
fines could be speeding in different yes, but would you
go to prison for a week so you didn't have
to pay like one hundred or two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (50:30):
A week?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Yes, two hundred thousand.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Years, but then it stays in your recli in jail time.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
But then you could say, like you're a badass.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Yeah, sorry, I'm just remembering what it was like in prison. Yeah,
that's quite cool.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah, I don't think it would be cool, Hayley.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
I don't think it would be cool.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
But like that's an interesting question, right, Yeah, because like
this person obviously had so many fines.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
They were like, away you go, and then the fines
are gone. You've done a week or two in prison.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Then you come out.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
You're like, so let's go to barley with all that
head and money you had that you weren't paying your
fines with.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
I've been sitting on this that just.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Let me go to prison for a lineown you just
a deep sleep, just just it's just just just two weeks.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
In fact, I'll pay them as long as the cell
doors stay shuted.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
I know. I said, this should be a company where
you can just go in for a week and you
just get like a nice little deep coma.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Two weeks coma.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
So there's so many empty stools on Queen Street. I
want to open up a comas r us and you
just go on and go this.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Sleep for two weeks, you make give you the rundown
of what's happened in the news, and I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Go man do z M podcast Needwork play z MS
flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Well, I had a bit of a Pioneers weekend. Do
you remember pioneered at school where you just you turn
cream into butter and you'd be like, yeah, they didn't
have electricity. No, either had candles or lamps and you'd
be like cool. Yeah, Well that was my weekend. I
had a power cut on Saturday, haven't no finger. It

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was around six o'clock planned or with unplanned. So there
had been a couple of power cuts and the last
time this happened was the other weekend, and I had
a friend house sitting a couple of weekends ago, and
then he just ended up having to go stay somewhere
else because there was no power for like the whole
weekend and.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
It caused that one did they get to the bottom
of the back, So they did.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
They dug a massive hole in the street, two holes,
and apparently like patched up a cable.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Anyway, So I got home and there was power and
on front.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
But then Saturday night again power goes out and I'm
like uh oh, and then I'm like I just deal
with that. I'm like, you know, I'll go to bed early,
it doesn't matter, and wake up in the morning still
no power, and I'm like, I did just buy all
those mixed Vigi's again.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Oh no, frozen soggy, frozen biage like the other week.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
And the worst thing is you've been a lictric oven
literally stoves tops. You can't even cook the vegetable.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
So I was like, well, I guess I'm going out
for breakfast. So went to our favorite cafe and I
was like, this is great, you know, living like a
pioneer going out for eggs on toast, and like.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
A pioneer popping a daily bread.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Famously, that's what I was like when you would arrive
at a New Land. Ye, get off the if you
could have been bothered cooking. You just go down to
daily bread exactly for a Ruba for eggs and a
toasted sandwich, and same at lunch. You know that feeling
that you've just gone off the shep. In the New Country,
it's the eighteen hundreds. Get some sushi for lunch.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
I want to know though, how because we've been in
your apartment when oh my god, recorded stuff in there,
so we've had to turn the fans off all summer.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
All of our podcast specials that we did the other
week for Christmas all recorded in there.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Yeah, what it's like.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Yesterday was in Auckland one of the warmest days I've
had year, Right, I was insane.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
One of the hottest year, I'd say, even the last summer. Yeah,
it was insane because the ceiling fans weren't working. So
I was getting like, I was getting quite impatient because.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
You can't Yeah, the patron of waiting patiently patient.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah, because the people that are in charge in Auckland
of the cables are victnor you know, they used top
used to sponsor the arena do you remember that? No,
I think you've got the Victor. They the cables. He's
the bad guy on the strange of things. They do
the cable and they're pretty good at updating the website.

(54:36):
They're like, you know, here's the fault, will update you.
But just said one o'clock and it was two. So
I rang them up and you can imagine my delight.
And I'm always so, I always am conscious that it's
just someone in the cool center. They're not fixing the power,
they're not digging up the hole, or they're not coming
to see the fuse box or whatever.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
They have an example of your tone. Hello Victor Arena.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
How can I he that was? That was the place
with the music? No Victor. Oh yeah, anyway, long story.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
SA varies your concert.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I was very friendly until I gave him my address
and the guy said, we don't have any reports of
any power outages, and I like, can I show you,
my dude, we have like elderly people that need the
lifts and they haven't been working for twenty four hours nearly.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, but it got on at midnight last night, and.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Didn't you say that you woke up cold because your
fans kicked down.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I was like, worms were cold, and then I realized
my fan was on. But they had to dig into
the hole down the road to like I don't know,
they put some tape around the power lines. I don't
know how it works anyway, but it was it was nice,
you know, live like a pioneer. I had to go
to the food court for dinner ah as well, So yeah,
you know what blows my mind about that? People will

(55:49):
It's the same on like local Facebook pages. People will
bitch about a pothole, but no one calls the counsel
to say that got hole.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I called them as soon as soon as the power
went out, I called them.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I was like, and that's yeah, you've got to tell
these otherwise everyone assumes if someone assumes someone else have
done it, yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's why when it
hadn't been fixed, I was like, I killed them again.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
You've done a lot done. You're the guy and it's
doing it.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
But I do have because it was nearly thirty hours
of no power when the power happened last time, I
had to replace all the frozen mix, vig Chinese watties,
the stir fry one yep, yeah, that's good. You're trying
to get some freebies. You're trying to what are you
trying to a greaze out to big Watties. No, I'm
just giving you an idea that you know there were
beans in there. There was Coxican carrot, variety of beans, onion.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
And it's all mushy again.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Any in the freezer of fridge.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, some chicken. So we're not eating that.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
That's gone.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Where can I just roll the dice on the vigi's.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yeah, it's going to be yout Cauliflower doesn't do well.
There's no cauliflower in the Watties. Chinese stir fry. Not
because that's another stir fry. I think that's your when
classic ves, your classic Classic Wi max a Chinese stir fry.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Chinese stir fry.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Because there's another stur froy that has the broccoli and
I don't like the frozen broccoli. I will do that
when it's in season. I'll do the actual broccoli fresh,
so I'll mix it in.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Yeah, okay, Chinese? What is frozen? Chinese?

Speaker 11 (57:21):
It's good.

Speaker 8 (57:21):
This is my go to.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
McCain's do a good one too with the baby.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
The baby, we're brocol losing listeners.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
They'll be hanging in there. They'll be hanging in there.
You start working on a funny out, Hayley. You start
working and listeners want to know what's in the Chinese stirfray.
I think they do because it's a good mix of beans.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Of beans.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Okay, so there is parrots, thinking green breens, broccoli, corse,
it's butter beans and onion. Yeah, that's gor multi beans.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
It's a good it's a good max. It's a good max.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
I can't even say break with a funny choice, is it?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Well, I've got a soggy bag. If anybody wants a
free bag, don't.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Know what to It was hot in your apartment?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Do you have a branch?

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Hotforn what?

Speaker 5 (58:05):
He said, I've got a soggy bag. And I said,
we know you've got a soggy bag. We know it
was hot in your apartment. Was a you could the
girls like, oh, let's go back.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
To your horny bean.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Chat plays It ends flesh one and Haley not happy that.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
The pantone color of the year that we all wait for.
It's the color you know, Oh, we're all going to go.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Crazy for this this year is white.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
That's not It is a color.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
But it's not a color they're calling it. It's called
cloud Dancer. I call it white.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Pentone is are they like the color like the head
of all the color in the world, like Unicode and
charge of emojis, aren't they? Yeah, Pantone's the go to.
Pentone is a standardized color reproduction system that assigns unique
codes to colors. So yeah, they're like in charge of

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all the ca I just remember that they had mugs
and icoicos. We still have them with Pantone. Yeah, you
see them in gift shops a while.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
I love the Pantone Color of the year.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
They'd make journals and all sorts, and it's always like
and it's supposed to be this is for twenty twenty six,
the color of the year. It's supposed to predict like
trends and fashion in architecture and interior design and that
kind of stuff. But this they're calling it Pantone deaf
because it is.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I like that, that's good name. They're saying.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
It's so disappointing in a world that we're actually interior
design in particular is leaning more towards spot, bright and
bold colors. They're like, this is millennial gray on acid.
It's it's even worse than that. And they keep saying
it's like you need what did.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
They say it was? They spun it some way like
this color allows other colors to shine, and you're like yeah,
because it's literally an undercoat.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Like it is just do you have any white in
your house? The ceilings, the.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Laundry wall are white, but the cabinet trees green. Right,
the ceilings are white. Yeah, okay, and that's her the doors.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
This is I'm looking through the winners of the technically,
is that's a winner because there was no competition, the
name it they announce it. Yeah, I'm just looking through.
And they've been vibrant lately. They've been vibrant. Like there
was a gray in twenty twenty one, but it was
a joint winner, so there was a gray but also
a yellow called illuminating, so they were joint winners. And

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the other years where there has been like a dull winner,
there's always been like a joint winner.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Black or something else.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
No, this is just white white for years. You're not
going to get everything you want all the time. It's
like when the six people, sixiest man comes out and
it's not a brown skin light eyes, you know, like
it's just.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Yeah, you know, you can't please everyone. But I would
say most of the Internet things that's crap. They see
the color of the year being colorless as a recession indicator.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
We're just yeah, it's the easiest color to print.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Were there other colors that were in the running that
have missed out that will be you know, I don't know,
not because they think announce it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Yeah, they sort of just work on it during the year,
looking at all sorts of like trend indicators and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
And apparently next year is gonna be the year of white.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Not in my house, no plays it ends flesh porn
and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Fat of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:01:20):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do doo.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
All this week as we enter like two four weeks
before Christmas, uh we the last two weeks of the show,
we're going to do different Christmas themes and this year
this week it's Christmas songs. Unknown facts about Christmas songs
I entered Dastmas songs. Do you like this one from
nineteen fifty three, the original release of Santa Baby?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Now when you said bring up Santa Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
There's a Santa Baby from Michael Bubble, Gwen, Stephanie Yep,
Ariana grand E, Alicia keys Is, Taylor Swift's got one,
She's got one.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Do you want me to bring up the original on YouTube?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Oh wait, we've got a puff daddy one? Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Does a G?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
We know we are kindly even Noogu's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Got one's nineteen fifty three version.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
But who else has covered this? Because Madonna? I know
Madonna did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Those are kind of the names I recognize and that
we have loaded and in ours. If you want O
G okay, well let's go O G G.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
And then maybe I can find that. We'll go to
some other g from.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
The fifties on. You're going to say something racist. The
problem out of this Santa Baby just slipper sable under
the tree. For me, it's the horniest of all the
Christmas carols.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
It's the horn and that is why it saw a
radio band. What chin it was?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
It was considered far to six, glamorous, flirtatious, and breathing.
I couldn't imagine driving on the Southern Motorway being aroused
to that, listening to that right now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Likely, She asked three she asked three.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Yacht's at one stage, and people said it was basically flirting.
It was openly flirting with Santa in the hope of
acquiring material goods. Right while the US, the Southern US
Bible Belt radio stations across Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi refused
to play it, claiming too suggestive and appropriate and not

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keeping with the Christian holiday spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
This is Taylor swift.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Way less breathy. She's far more on voice sat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I think Ariana Grande is going to give you a
breath youse.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Okay, well, let's go arian and Grande and see what
she's doing here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Hailey did not like that. I reckon, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Alicia Keys is going to save this. I'm just going
to fast forward to the Santa Baby bit.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Hello Santa, is this really you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
No, it's not come on fast forward.

Speaker 12 (01:04:28):
Well, I know that you're not supposed to do this,
but I do have a little list and I've been
such a good girl.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
A good girl.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Well Santa Baby, Yeah that I knew, should can't I
knew should do Well?

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
That's breath Yeah, that's breathing and sexy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Ah so Catholic lead radio stations banned as well for
the flirtatious tone, the implication of having a romantic relationship
with Santa, and greed and seduction for gifts. One station
manager calling it a gold digger song wrapped in tinsel.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Oh wow, who's this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Sliper under the Queen Tree?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Surely? Oh now we would just find guess who's doing
the cover.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
I mean, I gave you a big clue before I
said all of them.

Speaker 10 (01:05:29):
Er baby, Sable under the Tree.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
And get on UBERA.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
There, awful good girl said to baby, I'm really disturbed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
And see the pussy Cat dolls have got a hell
of a version. What it's not in my system? Bring
it up, Bring it up, you bring it up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I'll tell you some more of the problems people had
with the Earth Kit's performance was far too sultry for
a Christmas song. This may have been the original sexy
Christmas slipper sole under the Tree. I don't know what
a sable is, like a tiger. I think, No, it's
a Oh it's a Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
My god, it's fur. It's fur. It's fur. Or canceled.
You can cancel Earth Act. You're canceledby.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
You playing the soft money no, oh Yeah, I've got pussy.

Speaker 11 (01:06:22):
Cat does.

Speaker 12 (01:06:25):
Oh Yeah, sand Her Baby Santa fifty four are convertible
to La Blue lablue, Wait for you, Dear sand Her Baby, so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Hurry down the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Okay, great, that was what Max? What a Max?

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
I liked that, But anyway, it came back and resurfaced
in the in the early sixties. They said it wasn't
as controversial free love in the sixties. Of course, the
seventies it was labeled as campy not sexy. Can the
Madonna did a cover in nineteen eighty seven that made
it a mainstream hit again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I didn't play the Madonna one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
It's in the someone message and how don't forget Michael Boublay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
He did Santa Buddy to show how incredibly straight he is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Okay, this is the Madonna one, Santa.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Baby Sleep the stable undred Victree.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
What I don't like that?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Sounds like that feels like a nineteen fifties Bugs Bunny version, a.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Like the sixty Rabbit. The Budge is trying to sleep.
What he's gonna say?

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Hit us with Michael Boublay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Santa Buddy finished with the Michael Somebody is somebody is
worried they'll lose again, and then in the segment, I
promise you you won't lose.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
We actually ruined that for a lot of people last week,
didn't we. Yeah, let's not do that again.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Yeah, God has gone slow sand Oh Michael, the timp on.
This makes me wander.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Baby baby Oh lex under a Rolllex, My god.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Michael Big, you've lost touch with the common man, Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Michael, that's out of control.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
So today's Fact to the day is well side fact
Santa Baby apparently has been covered by everybody that's ever
been but when it was first released in nineteen fifty three,
it was banned from radio stations were being too sexy.

Speaker 11 (01:08:16):
Fact of the day, day day day day Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do doo?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Needwork plays, z Ends, flesh Worn and Hayley.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Now this video has gone viral online and it was
a partner whose girlfriend got sick and was diagnosed or
something that was going to be a long term thing,
and she had just spent a lot of time in bed.
So what he did, without her knowing until it kind
of came to fruition, was he planted wildflowers outside her window,

(01:08:56):
like he dug out, you know, wild flowers and you
just like put them all up there, and they're all.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Actually got some wildflowers growing in the garden. Oh they're
so beautiful. I would love them. But he did that
right under her window.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
So then as els was kind of going on, these
little wildflowers started sprouting up and she could look out
of window from the bed and see them. Everyone was like,
flowers and this guy's planning them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Yeah, And it's a thoughtfulness that far out.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
The thoughtfulness, And it just got me thinking, I want
to hear from our listeners on this Monday, as I
think we're all crawling to the finish line. Yes of
twenty twenty five, what is the cute thing that your
partner's done for you recently? Let's celebrate those lovely little gestures,
a chance to sort of bring a bit of a
positive spin where already people were.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Messaging do you want to start one? Or is loved dead?

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Do your partner?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Yeah? Love's dead? Is it dead? Or are you doing it?
Are we doing a fat uie on the Lover's dead
highway again? Are you back?

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
I don't know where I'm at. I've pulled over up
indicated the hazard lights are on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
You had a breakdown. You had a breakdown.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
No, I'm just I'm you're waiting for it to be
safe to reprofect you. I'm indicating, Okay, I'm indicating.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Okay, okay. Indications is what you're saying. Of these indications.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
Stop reading into this so much.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
The implications. There is the implication. There are some messages in.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Um, my partner has put the toothpaste on my toothbrush
every morning and every night for twenty plus years.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Oh god, Flitcher's face. Did you see it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
My god?

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
It was if a face could vomit, that's what his
face was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Face.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Actually, that's where my vomit comes from. No, not mouthed
his eyes and vomited. Yeah, you did vomit out of
every facehole. I'm terrible. I have subtitles on my face.
It's not good. It's not good for me in social situations.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Oh, my partner was kind enough to take me to ed,
but only after she'd showered and my hair, no, her hair.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Oh so this person is like, I'm dying, I need
to go to an emergency And she said, I'm showering
and I got to dray my hair afterwards. Twenty minutes
after that person got to the emergency department.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
They were an emergency.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
That's not what this is not, you know, like, call
you partner apart for their down nose.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Oh eight hundred dollars and even's a number we want
you to text at nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
What is the super cute thing that your partner's done
for your recently? We're celebrating those little small gestures.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
There's a guy who went.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Vil for planting wildflowers under the window of his girlfriend's
room because she was bedriddened, rizzled.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Yeah, she dying or.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
I didn't want to bring down the story. Yes's not.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Oh no, And now everyone else is like, well, what's
your boyfriend or husband doing?

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Well, if you start dying, maybe we'll put in a
bit of effort.

Speaker 7 (01:11:50):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
That's where that's when you've got to start. She's dying,
you're just lazy. So huge difference.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Kelsey joins this coutcy what your partner done for you lately?

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
So I just turned thirty, and every day of the
week he wanted to celebrate my birthday week. So I
got a letter from Monday through to the end of
the week of each day, and there was a scene
that went along with that. He was just kind of
telling our relationship story and the gift that went.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Along with the card.

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
And then on the Friday, he took me away for
the weekend or a surprise trip, and I had no
idea where we were going or what we were doing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
It's pretty cute, that is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
The record is very powerful, isn't that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Where did you go when you went away? We did?

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
We went to top I loved to your hot pool.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Your hot pool, we did.

Speaker 7 (01:12:43):
Actually that there's the adults one, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
An adult hot pool and today and then saw they
had cameras after she left, cameras in there, So you're
looking careful, Kelsey, thank you. Dana Daniel, good morning, Good morning.
What was the lovely, thoughtful gesture from your partner recently?

Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
Well, when we when we first well when I first
started playing Fortnite, my partner would like to shoot the
other players to get them low, and then he'd let
me finish them off so I'd get the kills.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Modern I'm actually tearing up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Actually, that's so beautiful. You know he's the one.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
Yeah, but now he just steals on my loop.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
You know, he tried to make you a better player.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
It's a honeymoon period though, basically, Thanks Daniel Rachel, good morning.
What was the thoughtful gesture from your partner recently? The
cute thing he did?

Speaker 10 (01:13:44):
Oh he's been doing this for about sixteen years, guys.
He brings me a cup of tea every morning when
I'm in bed, stunning off.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
The day with the cup as lovely asn't it pretty cute?

Speaker 10 (01:13:55):
Even when we're pissed off and barely speaking to each other,
he still.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Does he wake you up? Or does he wait till
you've awoken?

Speaker 10 (01:14:05):
Do you know he manages the climate because he knows
my alarm goes off at seven sixteen every morning and
he brings a cup of tea at seven thirteen every day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Oh my goodness, so it's had three minutes of chilling
beside the bed by the time you get that's nice?

Speaker 10 (01:14:18):
Yep, yeap.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Why can I just ask why seven sixteen? I don't
like that at all?

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Yeah, it's seven fifteen or seventeen, or just go to
seven twenty, you know, like seven sixteen specificity of us.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
It's far balance? Did I get?

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
I get five minutes of lasing around and beers to
drink this cup of tea before I get up and
get the kids off the skill at.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Seven twenty one. You don't like none of us is
now on the five. None of one of that not
a goddamn thing. It's making sense here, Rachel.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
I'd be holding out on delivering you any more tea
until that head of five.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Rachel. Thank you. Keep your texts coming in nine six,
nine sacks. We'll get to those next.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Georgia joins us, hain't been doing anything cute for you lately, guys.

Speaker 16 (01:15:04):
He does have a whole life, but the most recent
ones he didn't eat. There was like one checken burger
left from homemade burgers on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
And he didn't eat it.

Speaker 16 (01:15:14):
That's like pretty bold stuff. He left it for me
because he's away for the next couple of days.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
He left it for me for dinner tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
That's really cold burger.

Speaker 16 (01:15:21):
No like you, guys, it's that delicious tea or fried
chick and you know the one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Yeah, that's good stuff. Well that's all we want to know.
The cute things your partner's done for you recently.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
So many coming in. It'll make you sick fletch.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Yeah, I make my I make breakfast for my fiance
every morning before work since the start of our relationship,
since she moved in with me, breakfast every morning.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
My partner soaks cheer seeds for me every night and
makes my coffee for me every morning, ready to go
for the last ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Got those cheer seeds are rip right through you, won't
they a lot?

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
It's message and winter one Mom was in the shower.
Dad would pop a night in the drive for a
few minutes and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Then and then she'd get out and yell at him
for using the dryer. When you use the dryer, did
you put the fan on?

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
It's all whitt in there. And if she has a moisturizer,
bloody steatic would be.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Yeah, Sam's partner tolerates their existence, and that's pretty pretty cares.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
It's important to find a partner that will tolerate your existence.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
It's kind of the most important.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
But Mike said, the nicest thing she ever did for
me was leave me. What a great feeling that was.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Okay, some bitterness coming through, It's nice. It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
My partner would tell the doctor before surgeries all the
things they needed to know about my medical PTSD. Then
he looked after me amazingly after my surgeries. He's always
doing little things for me that I don't think he
even realizes he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
That mean the world to me. That's not that's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
I'm thirty eight weeks pregnant in the air list is endless.
Most recently spent hours trying to balance the pool pH
because it was making my eyes at you and I've
been hot.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Wow, okay, fair enough. Yeah, he's really looking after you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
He's going to all extremes, like don't put your head
under if it's a problem. My habbit is school, pack
up and came down with our three kids at the
local park where I work selling berries before Christmas to
cook us a barbecue so I could still.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Do Friday night family hangs and sell the berries. Oh
that's nice. Now, what are we talking for a punt
of the strawberries at the moment?

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Or can I give a shout out to a very
entrepreneurial young man whose paths crossed off mine at the weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
Now, if you're not really doing shout outs, because if
we do, there's someone who always wants a shout out.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
We're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
No, this young man was parked up.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
He was running a berry stand on State hoo one
at the Topidi stop there at the petrol station.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Oh yeah, Now, this young man, he was cutting deals.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
He had strawberries, he had boys and berries, he had blueberries,
and he had raspberries.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
You like boys and berries.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Okay, he was cutting me deals. He was cutting me deals.
He's like, you're gonna have those ten bucks each, but
three of those blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
It was a great land and I just love to
see he was out there and I didn't ask him
what he was raising the money for, but he was
out there and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
He was just, you know, pretty wanting to He was
putting earning money to live. I mean took him out
like thirteen.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
He was like thirteen, Right, we's just got a job
selling berries for Raser charity.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
For something.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
You might be after a new bike or do I
think it was a train City's thirteen vorn You.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Might want to Just because he was selling berries doesn't
mean he has terminal cancer.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
So I'm just trying to say it was nice to
see one of these gin alphas out there bloody.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Money to go on a rugby trip to Japan Vorn
he didn't give.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Me the rugby Bloody water well and Uganda. He was
probably just wanting some cash.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
If I was going to put money on it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
He was either saving up to buy his girlfriend something
for Christmas because he had that sort of young sort
of Romeo don Juan vibe to him, or he was
saving up to go to like robotics camp or something.

Speaker 14 (01:18:49):
Yeah right, what if as made him sell the beeryes
this is true Georgia, or.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
He's not getting any appearents decided bloody berry farm or not?

Speaker 15 (01:18:59):
He said to me, why'd you have to be a
bat story for these people born? He's has literally got
a boring job selling berries. And his mom said, Rob
trying to make ends meat on the berry farm. You're
thinking he's got a backstory.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Well, I'm saying is if you hit up stat I
from Hamilton to Orband and you feel like some Beerry's
gone and see this young fellow.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
I'm imagining his name was something like Rory or.

Speaker 10 (01:19:25):
Ry.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
He wants to buy a robot for Christmas. He got
a robotics can. He could be the next great inventory now.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Finder?

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
What is he?

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
Leonardo da Vinci? The berries how I paid full price.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I'm not trying to.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
I'm not trying there weren't that. He's got bloody millions
of dollars worth of radio advertising for nothing and wheeling
and dealing, so he kin'd of been dealing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Yeah, tells the big punnets Georgia. We're twenty bucks each.
But he do your too, for.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
You're making out like you came along and he did
you a deal. He knows the wheeling and dealing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Prices worn, he committed them to memory. You want to
understand I deal with these teenagers every day. There's one
behind and her pajamas on bloody TikTok.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Right now, she's not out there wheeling and dealing like
Rory's berries stayed time on oneation, Colin. He's under a
little pop up gazebo, and get yourself some delicious beerries.
I can speak to his boys and berries. I can
speak to his blueberries and his raspberries, all delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
See you see you later.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Actually, I don't have to stop you there. That's copyrighted.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Very good friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
She's already sued me twice. If you could maybe get
her to drop her litigious action, that would be great.
To tell her I'll review her five stars. Yeah if
she does the same for this pot yeah. And then
she tells all her friends and.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
If you're listening, maybe give it. Give it five stars
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
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