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December 9, 2025 • 75 mins

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Vaughan makes a regrettable purchase and wow we were cringy teenagers 

  • Supermarket cold plunges
  • Another word of the year
  • SLP - Do you want a smart fridge?
  • Funny pet videos are actually bad
  • Top 6 - Cheap alternatives for Christmas lunch
  • What went wrong in the car?
  • Uber wrapped
  • Vaughans new hobby
  • Golden Globes
  • What was the cringe thing you did as a teenager?
  • Fact of the day
  • QLP - Do you have a list for your partner?
  • Quiet dating 

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitiing podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Policewood Haley's.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest
brands at the lowest prices. Welcome to the show. Fleet's
Fall and and HAYLEEO. It's two minutes past sex.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It is indeed, My friends, it is indeed on a Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
To both nearly missed the show.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
So I woke up this morning and my alarm was
no louder than this, yeah, And I was like, something's happening.
I locked at my phone and luckily it was twenty
five past four, and I was like, and then I
text saying, oh gosh, my alarm was so quiet.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Nick minute this guy quarter past five.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I was like, my alarm is the bird's alarm on iPhone? Yeah,
it was so quiet. The actual birds outside were louder.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
To see if there was like an update with missed
or something that's a bug or something.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, I think I might have turned my phone down real.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Before this has mine's done this before, or you might
need to restart your phone to do an update or something.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I will do useless all right?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Coming up on the show the top sex yep uh,
there's Cillib to pole soon. Do you want to smart fridge?
I have no interest in us what long into my fridge?
From where on my phone to see what I need?
Because you can be at the supermarket and see if
you need yogurt? Wait, does it look inside? Does it

(01:30):
get the lids off? Then you know you don't need
a tin? No?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Just I think sometimes we need to calm down.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Next on the show, speaking of supermarkets, there is a
new trend that people have been doing in the supermarket.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
There has nothing to do with food.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Really plays that ends flesh for Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I wonder I wish we could talk about on what
we were just talking about off here dire so low today.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
It's very dark.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's because of water. It's because you're hearing summer at work.
Long awake to be a professional broadcaster and clear throat.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, have a coffee.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
See how we have sort of warmed up and we're
sort of spray ling.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
No interest in warming up. I'm in my warm.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Down, So I'm just looking online at a cold plunge
pole right if I wanted to put one in my thudy.
I love that band two thousand, eight hundred Anti. I
think we just might come off until he's warmed up
and got us hit in the game. Two thy eight
hundred dollars for a little red seed one. If you
want to get one of those blow up ones, it's
like eight hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Become all the rage, cold cold plunge I spar ice
spar whim. Did you see Art Greens built himself a
little out of a corner escape.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
His original was a chest freezer.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
He's a cheer trees but I think he's doing that,
and he's got a sauner beside it, and he goes
hot cold, hot, cold cold, which is Katie Perry's Katie Pierris.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
One of the greatest hats.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well, it's fine works yeah you you rare yeah yeah, raw.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah okay, and classicist the girl and I liked it, yeah, because.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
We're all like, whoa crazy church?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, what's your father gonna think?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Anyway, reduces muscles soreness and inflammation, boosts mental resilience and
moode Improved circulation may support metabolism. Terrible for people like
me with may support metabolisms. May, I mean it's all
about that's a you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Terrible for women.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
By the way, cold plunges terrible for aggravates women with
p c O s and adrenal issues.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Can spike quarter also aggravate woman with all that piece.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
And you're doing it so well this morning.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
But they're expensive, right, even if you were to go
somewhere to get it done, will like go to a place.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
They're really expensive. So here's what people are doing.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
They're doing cold plungers at the supermarket. So say, what
you might do is you go to the freezer section.
Now some freezer sections and the supermarkets says it got there,
like stand.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Up for it freezer.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, So what you do is you open up the
tagull take out place or the bery place or the
ice cream bit, stick yourself in there for a minute,
just as much as.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You can, put the door open and just kind of
like get as cold as boss.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
And then you'll quickly close that and you'll run run,
run back to the hot chocks, and you're going to go.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Right by the handbag.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
The handbag chocks, Sit there for a minute, run run
around back to the freezer.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Right. So it's a supermarket, it's a supermarket. Whole cold therapy,
cold therapy, right, and do you know what it is.
It's free. It's also dumb free.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
It's free. It's free. You're gonna look you'll pay the
ultimate price.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
And looking like a but you've just come from the gym.
You're like, I'm all pumped up. That's a lot of
people do it after big muscle workout.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I quite often go to the supermarket right after the gym.
This is perfect for someone like you.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
You've lifted brah so we're doing biceps, triceps, bruh. We
walk into New World Woolworths. I don't care, pack and save.
You're feeling jacked bra Straight to the cold plunge, straight
to the freezer.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Is this the muscle mister enough for a cold therapy?
Is the muscle mister cold? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I don't think so. It would be good for the skin.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Do you know what'd be good A booze store, beer fridge,
the walker, Yes, some market day, I just pop in there.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Some supermarkets have them.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Yeah, like wool of walking zones.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, five minutes. I mean they're gonna think you're shoplifted.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
What I would do is I'd gather two to three
hot chucks.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Outside the gotcha beer fridge?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Gotcha so that it's you don't have to do this
sort of embarrassing running.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
But I mean this is a.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Flawless scientific thing. Just to give a shout out to
the pocket Unger swimming team as they're heading to christ
Church for the special Olympics National Games. Has just been
on the blow, good luck and we just want to
say get down there, get that get in that pool.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
You're going to be christening that pool.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Don't do is in it. It's the first first time
of event at that new christ hitch pool.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, we're going to need after a big hard swim,
get to supermarket, get therapy fridge and then get.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
By the hot chocks. Do that ten times.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Great for recovery, great muscle recovery.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
The fleet worn and Haley pod.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, we've mentioned or nearly all of the Dictionary words
of the year.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah, do you remember them?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Rage bait?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Wasn't that Oxford, which is my dictionary of choice.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, um.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Tell me it wasn't six seven?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
One of them was one of one of the first
ones was six seven.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Oxford was definitely rage bait.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Cambridge was parasocial, which is a one sided relationship when
you think you own a relationship with a celebrity Collins
was Vibe coding.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Macquarie was ai slop ai slot and so studies looked
at all of these and basically they are saying that
this is reflecting that we have disillusionment with I guess
the world at the moment and technology. Yeah, because what
a fun world to actively engage with. Well, I think

(07:41):
I will live happily in disillusionment for a little bit longer.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah, I suppose so.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
But yeah, it's very like when if you look at
words of the year gone by, I know, it's always
zeitgeistie right, Like it's always like what is the world
talking about the moment? But I feel like in the
last few years it's literally TikTok, right, that's all the
words of the year.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
They've come from six seven rage. But it's just just
reflects our world, though, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, But go out and have a walk in the
park and then the word of the year could be
leaf or lake or mountain or banana by a body
of water?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah words?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, Well, Australian kids from today will have to go
out and see leaves and lakes?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Is that today it's a tenth that the.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Son in there are gonna love outside, they're going to
love it. Someone that's been outside a bit lately, it's
pretty good.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
There's nothing like that coming from New Zealand because often
like we'll follow in the trends.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right Australia. Yeah, they're talking about it, but they're just like,
we'll see, we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Can't be boffed. Yeah, well shout out.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I mean people listening in on the iHeartRadio app after
this to the big Pod, thank you very much. If
you're a teenager and you're in Australia, we're just sitting.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I don't even know if they're allowed to listen to
our podcast. I think the whole outside, the whole.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
They've just turned off the whole internet for under sixteen.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
They're forcing them to go outside and play with sticks
and make hearts plays.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
It ends flesh fore and Hailey and Hailey, silly little Pool.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole,
silly silly.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
So many little Pole todays. Would you want to smart
for it? With the internet, et cetera. The one of
the cameras you can monitor it. I don't know what
else you do with it. Scribble on some of them
you write like digital notes on the front stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
It's kind of cool.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
But the one there's like you can tap it and
you see what's inside.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, but that's great because then you don't need a
you don't waste power opening it.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
But do you how many?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
How much power? No? What a waste? Sund eight hundred
and nine liters Bespoke AI Family hard fridge, fridge, French
French French French door refrigerator thirteen thousand dollars at no
leaming for a purrigerator.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's nice. I'm going to be buying. I'm going to
have to buy a fridge next year, so I'm going
to have to look at it. It's a hard launch
on your kitchen Renner Yeah, hard launch launch. Do you
want to do a hard launch CHAILI?

Speaker 8 (10:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Anybody else hard launch?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
I'm going to renovate up launch he gara, Wow, I'm
going to soft launch.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
More on that later. What am I doing here? I'm
reading your chaotic mood and hard launch, A hard launch,
a soft launch. I'm an hard launch a soft launch?
What's going on? Would you want to smart fridge? Seventy
six percent of people said no, Okay, I wonder how
much that would change for you said for free?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Oh yeah, it'll take a three for you.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I don't want to rice smake you.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
You know, yeah, I want an ice maker.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
So when you go to what an ice maker?

Speaker 5 (11:01):
No, because I only had a skinny little thing, got
a skinny little fridge.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh and she's got a skinny long one. But whenever
we go to your house, or is it it is
prone to it is prone to a little blockage and
you've got to get your finger up there, and then
you're wondering you're going.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
To activate the little blade that is that?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Because Haley pulled in that Margarita mix into the I
just thought I could raw dog it. You thought we
just can't shortcut the ice and just make ice margarita. Yeah, okay,
did I break it? Don She may have broken ball
and spreads ice maker and the fridge rules. Yeah, Because
anytime I go to someone's house and they've got one,
I'm like, this is amazing, this is living, this is living. Ah,

(11:37):
Sarah said, my auntie has one. It has a huge screen,
and my cousin put a YouTube videos on as ambient.
So I was so distracted I missed half the family gossip.
That day, I kept watching the thing I was playing
YouTube on the fridge. Okay, that's crazy, Yeah, that's silly.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
You could write.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Could you write cute notes to people? I've seen them
where you write the note that's cute. Write one for you,
for any of your partner. You could write them for
your parents, parent, morning.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Mum, morning mama, have a blessed day. Shopping lists and stuff. Yeah,
because what I want for dinner? Yeah, love you, love
living with you ten minutes before dinner.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, going straight to a said, we've just been through
the parlava of barging your fridge and it ended up
going with a big dog with very few features. More
features just mean more to go wrong. God, that's a
burn thing to say. A Yeah, all these boughs and whistles,
they'll all go wrong. They also take up.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Space, like those ice machines literally take up half the freezer.
Oh yeah, my parents, so their freezer was always like
jam got an ice maker.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Mine sets up in the backside of the door. Yeah,
and then underneath you've got a couple of shelves, are you.
I think it's a very effective you suppose I could
only speak to the Samsung French fridge.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
It's jealous. Yeah, it sounds like you are. I couldn't
take it.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
If they were able to put advertising on it and
just match the algorithm food they were advertising to how
to press.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
They that day.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh my god, that's actually literally what will happen?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Probably one day.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Of course, I'll buy a twelve pack of donuts if
I'm feeling vulnies and it's plastered all over my fridge.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
They can't put.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Advertising periods time to buy some chocolate. God, that's the
kind of hellscape we're about to live in. Hellscape. Excuse me.
If my fridge was like the woman in your life
is about to become slightly monstrous, we can make it
slightly less monstrous by giving you a heads up with
sweets the fridge. I'd be like, thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
You'll have to deal with the downsides of that chocolate
intake though as well.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, exactly at some stage.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Because you've got access to the chocolate, you're gonna pull
up every month as well with me.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
It keeps food cold. Let's not over complicate things, said Amy.
If it can shop, prepare and cook for me, then yes,
but we'll just leave some things as they are. Yeah right,
Danielle says, water new fridge at the weekend. A lot
of people wanting new fridges.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Sales people keep trying to sell upsell me on that one.
That could I could knock on the door or to
light it up and see inside the fridge. Now, I'll
just open the fridge if I want to see what's
inside the fridge.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Thank you very much. A robot telling me how empty
it is, No, thank you, yess.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
We have one.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
It's so cool. You can watch YouTube videos on it
for cooking and can change the songs in Spotify or iHeartRadio.
Don't usually don't ever use mister phone anymore.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
My fridge is not if your fridge was beside the bench,
but if you've got a constantly Yeah for the recipe.
I just normally use my iPad for that and then
it gets like flour and stuff follow better.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I have the shittiest memory when it comes to putting
stuff on the shopping list, so this sounds helpful. Mart says,
your fridge can get hacked. Can you imagine what if
someone locked you out of your fridge? Oh my god,
and the fridge can get hand and hackers are like, well,
we need a thousand bitcoin before you can get in
to get yours. So I've got a roast chicken there, No,
you've got two days. Then I say yes, because if

(14:58):
I've got a smart fridge, that means I've won shit
loads of money to throw it unnecessary luxury items like fridges. Yeah,
someone's just inventing a whole backstory. Yeah, I as someone
who has a smart fridge. If I hate it. My
dad insisted on it, and he's the only one that
connect to it because the rest of us don't have
the matching phones.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Oh okay, right, Oh no, you can get there. You
can get the Samsung on the iPhone because you've got iPhone.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And I got the Samsung and
could condition you make ice come out of your machine
right now, just onto the floor at home.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
They'd be kind of funny. Remember that annoying. I have
the little puddles everywhere.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
That couple that went away and they didn't turn off
their ice maker, and then their whole entire freezer was
just ice years.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
That's a good prank if you know some more than
ice maker and they're going away. If you take the
thing that catches it out. It'll just keep going. No, no, no,
no no, don't do that to me.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
That's a good prank.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Anybody does that to me, you won't be invited to
my house.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Let's do it. Let's do it, let's kitchen reins and
get So we asked.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
You today for the silliest would you want a smart fridge?
In seventy six percent.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Of you, No, thank you needwork, play z ends, flesh
forn and.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Hale hats gone.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, I love camp videos.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Being cute and all.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Well.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
A study has looked at animal videos online and guys,
it's not great news. So they studied a bunch of
videos from various social media platforms. They were analyzed for
content related to poor animal welfare.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Now, so they looked at risk of injury.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
For the animals, suspected pain, agony, breeding characteristics, and animal
behavior indicating stress. And out of all the videos, it
looked at hundreds and hundreds of just random videos funny
videos online and they found that stress reactions of the
animals were observed in eighty two percent of all videos.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Yeah, totally, do you know?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Do you know what was the bad?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
One was when you put a cucumber behind your cats.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah one much funny stuff, I know, but they were
so stressed. Yes see those are street so yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I know what you mean though, but like at the moment,
obviously being tis the season, yep, there's so many cats
jumping onto Christmas trees getting frights and like destroying the place.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
And You're like, Christmas tree is massive and like it's
standing upright, but I feel like a cat in it
would would tip it over.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
You even thought about getting into my tree?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
But like, no, cats love the dangly ball.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Climate and it'll come down, It'll be funny. Fix this be?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
No, I have I even bought a new Christmas tree
holder because oh yeah, I've purchased the largest Christmas tree
I've ever had.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
It's over three meters. What do you put it in?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I had bought a new tub with a wider base
and a girthier hole for the for the thick shaft.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yea, right.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
And then I'm just thinking, because you own your house,
have you ever thought of just cutting like a meter
name at a circle and the roof, aren't it no
in the floor and planting an actual pine pine tree
made light.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
And that wouldn't get a lot.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
That's when you'd cut the hole in the roof open.
They get a skyline. You get a skylight just above it.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Just think about all the money you'll save on Christmas trees.
A bonzeie what about a BONZEI? Look Google built in
Christmas tree. See if anyone's actually done this Christmas tree.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
It's like there's a Korean restaurant in Auckland that has
a tree growing through it Queen Street. It's called Kingdom
Station and it's the top of Queen Street. It used
to It looks for the shape of a burger and
you go in there and at the back there is
a tree grown through it and they built the building
around it.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
So you just like eat around this tree. This is amazing.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
This is what your house would be able to cut.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's what your house would be built in. Christmas tree
station like the style, but a station. But I think
it's got a k instead of a gang. And so
you but what would you do when it's not chrisp
with this tree growing in the middle of your house?
And what are you there when it rains fever Halloween?
It wouldn't specially if it was there the whole time.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Make it an Easter tree.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
So what's the story with.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
The cats videos?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
To you? Two percent of them are not not liking
these videos. The stress can I don't have to watch them.
That's free, free choice. Don't have to distressed. The cats
are distressed. Yeah, nine human videos on the internet also so.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Stress play.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
From the Fletchborne and Haley group chat. This is the
top six.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Now what do I know about you? But I think
the price of things is out?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
I had. The price of things is that I had.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
A price is only said to be going one way up.
But this is not what I voted for.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I hate the guy to tell you how it is,
because the mainstream manard.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
To tell you how it is and who's to blame
for the price is going up? But I'll tell you
right out who is to blame the communists and minorities.
And the minority is a cupbo git and they're reading
all of our good food and now wheremen lived with
the scraps that were by God Dad fortune for it.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
AI is taking most of our jobs, to be honest, I.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, Asians and Indiants right, oh gold, of course I'm joking.
You know. I've got nothing but time and love in
my heart for the immigrants of this country. They continue
to build and grow. Alter In New Zealand is a
multicultural Now he's gone. The be's back, but he's completely

(20:29):
changed political life. He's in my mind. Yeah, all right,
here we go. Top sex. Cheap alternatives to expensive Christmas
lunch ingredients. Number six on the list, ham very expensive
Christmas sam spam.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Might I introduce you to Kansas spam.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
There is so much spam content on social media though.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Because it's delicious and things with spam.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, I love it. It's being very often That's what
I don't get it very often because it's so naughty.
It's salty, it's so like fatty and salty, like you
can literally slice it, blob it out of the cano
like jelly mate. Yeah, I mean slice it and put
it in a hot pan and it will fry. The

(21:12):
fact as such that it will fry itself. Yeah, delicious,
that's good stuff. But nothing says Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
like a can of spam marmaade plaze spam, Oh lovely.
Five on the list Turkeys very expensive, beg birds and
to be honest, chicken and be dry. So I would

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say ditch the turkey and get yourself a couple of
delightful bachelor's handbags.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Yes, nobody, you got to bachelor's handbags a day before.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
That's so expensive.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Now cooked me a chuck the other day and she
was like, this was ten dollars ninety nine. Do you
know how much a pre cooked one was eighteen dollars?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Costco still does their eight dollar chucks.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh what kind of life did that? Chocolate? Not a
very well I'd say it eight you.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Taste it, straw? Yeah, a little sprinkle of trauma.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Number four on the list of the top sex cheap
alternatives to expensive Christmas lunch ingredients. Cheese and butter Mania
is expensive at the moment? Is have you heard of
its alternative?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Margarine? Yum margarine.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
If you're trying to be healthy, yes, because it's got o.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You seen the Mediterraneans, it's got olive leaves on the peckers,
those Mediterranean stone age. Number three on the list of
the top sex cheap alternative or expensive Christmas lunch ingredients.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Eggs for the pair of the eggs are expensive, Yeah
they are? Why not whip up some doesn't replace eggs?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Equal farber replaces eggs. What's equa Farber the chick Pizcha.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Well the that replaces egg whites.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Egg whites, but that's pavlover's.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
You're not making a pavlover.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Can you make can you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, Vega, No, you don't taste it, but all that
you take, you don't taste the egg whites.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Trick pea juice got its own name, trick pea juice
because perfect for cocktails Aqua faba because it's not good
market Aqua faber meringue. You know they're really good, but
that you're right.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
All your taste is the sugar. It's just sugar, just
crosty sugar. Don't make that noise. Carry on number two
on the last of the chop.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Six Cheap alternatives are for expensive Christmas lunch ingredients. Chocolate.
Chocolate's gone up heaps as well. What you do is
you get baking chocolate. It's cheaper and it's also real YUK,
so people will eat less. So I saw a news
article yesterday out of the UK saying that mal teasers
per gram were more expensive than meat, some meats, oh dear,

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and people were just like what the hell, and they
were like, yeah, it's just chocolate prices cocon prices. But
I had a cho I had a break down here
chocolate block and the same chocolate block in October twenty
twenty three that cost four dollars eighty and our costs
five dollars fifty.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, so it's it's sneaking up. Everything's sneaking up.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Sneaking up. Sneaking up number one of the those of
the top sex she alternatives to expensive Christmas lunch ingredients.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Champagne so expensive? Yeah, have you tried popping a cheap
sev and your sodam stream?

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I don't have Actually, I don't think that works.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
It doesn't really work.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
That's how you know it's done.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
When are they going to invent a soda stream that
fizzes anything?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Milk? You know, like fizz milk milk. I want to
f no, but it bubbles over and it doesn't Like
That's just a price you pay for being, you know,
an innovator. A bit of a mess.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
WHI should we start a company fletch for and Haley's
Fizzy Milk, because.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I don't know if fizzy milk's going to take off
take off fizzy coffee.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Fletch for and Haley's Fizzy Wold coffee.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I've had a black coffee with with soda water. Oh yeah,
it was real weird. I didn't hate it, but it
was weird. Yeah right, it feels weird.

Speaker 9 (25:00):
It was weird.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
That is today subsex claze that ends flesh one and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Now, I want to know right now from our lovely listeners,
what is your embarrassing car moment.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
In your life?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Maybe when you were learning or maybe just recently. Because
and I don't know why this is so cringe, but
someone was in New York City and they were looking
out their window and they could see someone attempting to
parallel park again and again.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
And again and again and again.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh no, out we go. Oh some people just don't.
They just can't calculate space. Like I'll instantly see a
space and be like, I'm not fitting in there. I
won't even try. I'm very good at that.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
If your taskmaster, I actually did it as my special
impressive skill.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, you're very good at it, thank you.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Well they were doing they were watching this person parallel park,
parallel park try again, seven minutes and then they clocked.
I recognized that person and realized it was Joe Jonas. Oh,
I don't know why it's more embarrassing for a celebrity
because when you're screwing up your parallel parking, you're just
an anonymous person and people just look at you being
like shame.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Although, have you ever been at like a cafe or
a bar and you're sitting on the street and you
can see someone parallel parking and.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Everyone is.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Almost it ninety degrees? You're like, that's your stuff there.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
You're not getting in there.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
You're not getting in there. But is it so embarrassing
when you do have to redo it time and time again?
And yeah, people are on the street in the little
cafe tables watching you try to get in.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
This little gap.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
But it doesn't have to be a parking embarrassment. It
could be a driving embarrassment.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
He's really embraced it though, in all fairness, Joe Jonas
like he's really kind of online realize that he's owning
it and he's making fun of it the best way
to do it or just basically the comments were very
funny and he was commenting back on some of it
as well, being like, oh my god, how shame.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Basically, anyway, I want to know what is your embarrassing
car moment doesn't have to be parking, could be a driving,
could be.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
A mixing up, mixing up the pedals. I reckon my.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Mate, like, there's nothing more shameful than getting you I
don't know why, still getting your skirt stuck in the door.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Oh that's embarrassing. I know when you see someone driving
pass like that, you're always just like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Know, it's I don't know what's so shameful about it.
And then having a big wet skirt.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah yeah, little the corners where and you get how
about and it would touch your leg and then how
many hills this.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
And you're just driving long you can think is the
image of your skirt being like hot.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
In the rain or just a dumb moment where I
don't know, you run out of gas or had a
little crash, whatever it is. I went one hundred dollars
and ever as a number nine six nine sex.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Tell us your embarrassing car moment.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Current views three point one millions. I love New York
because I've been watching Joe Jonas parallel park for the
last seven minutes. Yeah, and you know what it is?
Brilliant from Joe Jonas.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
He responded to that main video, which, by the way,
over multiple platforms, has eleven million views. Wow, okay, he messaged, saying,
and I saw you watch and not help once. Yes,
And then he posted a video later in the day
of him like walking through the streets in New York
being like, how New York has treated me since that video?

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
The comments are so great, but it's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
It is embarrassing for him, and we want to know
your embarrassing car moments, Bellow, what's yours?

Speaker 10 (28:20):
When I was younger, when back in the eighties, when
my father couldn't figure out how help use a washing machine,
and mum had gone overseas, so he thought, right, I'll
take all our dirty laundry to his mum. And Dad.

Speaker 11 (28:36):
Put it on the roof of the car, completely forgot
about it, drove off and all our dirty laundry went
all down the road until we got home that the neighbor.
Finally I picked up all your washing.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
I would have just told you it was there, and
then yeah, I wouldn't touch you washing.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
For the week your gym undis.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I do love when you see someone who's left something
on the roof of their car.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's very good. Bella.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Thank you. Matt. What was your embarrassing car moment?

Speaker 8 (29:13):
Hey, guys, there we're doing good god, bad mate, good mate,
goodt So first time driving with mum. Yeah, I'm about
fifteen sixteen, nice like rural area. She pulls over, I
hop in the driver's seat and well outstart driving. We
get about five hundred meters down the road and.

Speaker 10 (29:33):
He looks at me and she's like, you know what
you're doing wrong?

Speaker 12 (29:37):
No?

Speaker 11 (29:38):
What We're on the wrong side of the road.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Gotcha as the driver, you felt safest that the closest
to the side of the road pretty much?

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (29:48):
Too much green fifth word I think, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Because that you drive on the American side.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah yeah, I mean that's sort of I'd say that's
probably rule number one. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's left in
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
That's why when you pull out of any tourist attraction
in New Zealand, like there's always a couple of arrows.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Just for all the tourists. Matt, thank you. Let's go
to Tanya. Tania, what was your embarrassing car moment?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Try to parallel my own car in front of my
house on a hill.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yep, I thought I was in reverse.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Was actually in drive and rear ended my own part
car in front.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Should be gotcha? Okay, did you leave your details for
yourself on the windscreen?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Just in a note?

Speaker 8 (30:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, just look out the window and I've just slagged
it and like I've got two damaged.

Speaker 12 (30:37):
Cars now, no.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Double wham.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
At least it was your own car.

Speaker 12 (30:44):
I know it was rather embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
One insurance success or two.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Yeah, well that's why I haven't claimed. Okay, no, but
it's one event. Yes, do you know what two vehicles
a vehicle? Oh my god, Now I need to know
the answer to this question.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Is would two weeks? Wouldn't it? Because you're the doer
and the receiver?

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Are you paying your own excess?

Speaker 6 (31:06):
So technically it's free.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
That's why I've got two damas cars. I don't even
want to go there. If somebody from the insurance industry
is listening, we need an answer to the question. Is
it one? It could be worse. Someone messaged and they
went to Saint Pierre's for sushi and didn't break properly
and drove straight into the shop.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Okay, what what sushi of the day was it? What
day was shadded glass and.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Turner thank you more messages in No one saw this,
but about a month ago I was turning left the
left at the cup of sea road lights, so I
pulled them behind the cars and I was like, man,
this is attacking ages.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I've put them behind parked cars.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
I've seen this happen before.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
And you see people just indicating and waiting and you're
and you overtake to be like, oh, maybe there's no
one in the car.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yeah they're park What are they sleep at the wheel
or something.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah. I love stopping when I see a flock of
turkeys and haveing a gobble at them so they gobbled back.
I'll do this on my drive to work. One day,
I stopped. I was like, man, it's a big group
of turkeys. So I stopped, wound down my window and
they gobbled back at me. I was like And then
I noticed the farmer who owned the farm was just
sitting on his squad bike behind me and been like
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
And I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I haven't gobbled. Haven't gobbled? Since you should gobble? Yeah?
I love that you just pull over and gobble. That's brilliant. Abby.
What was your embarrassing car moment?

Speaker 12 (32:29):
So it's embarrassing, but.

Speaker 10 (32:31):
It's also kind of an unbelievable one.

Speaker 12 (32:34):
A few years ago, I went to Rainbows In with
my sister.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Did you do all the rides or were you too
scared to do some of them?

Speaker 12 (32:45):
Then I minuted to do all of them, But when
I've gone recently, it was a yeah, checking down of a.

Speaker 11 (32:50):
Couple of them.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
The long flim can get you.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Oh yeah, gold Rush absolutely spooks me.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
We went from so why.

Speaker 12 (33:00):
No, it's a you know, Silverdale area.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah too.

Speaker 11 (33:03):
Ramberzins were in Ramberzen for probably two three hours.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Mum calls us, going, Dad can't.

Speaker 11 (33:08):
Find his phone or as wallet.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
Can you please go and check the car?

Speaker 11 (33:12):
Went back to keep the car in the parking lot.

Speaker 10 (33:14):
There's no way inside the car, and it wasn't until
I stood up and looked at the roof of.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
The car and Dad's wallet and phone.

Speaker 11 (33:22):
Are sitting still quite happily on the phone. Oh my god,
through out back.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So they stayed on for the entire drive and for
any passers by that could have stolen them.

Speaker 10 (33:33):
Yeah, well full like full dead's wallet Fellina, Yeah, wow,
the iPhone.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
At the time, it was unbelievable. So he obviously put
them on top of the roof.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, dead watts always have cashing them.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, ye.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Cash ebbie, thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I thought ninety one petrol meant that it was made
in nineteen ninety one and ninety five petrol men, it
was made in ninety ninety five.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
We've never had any new petrol.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
So and I found this out when I out loud
said to somebody, it's amazing they made that much petrol
that it's lasted. This that's a great embarrassing comment. Should
there be ticks of the week? I know it's only
winds say it's very funny. That really teckled, really tickled me.
Even when I worked at the picture station, I had
no idea why it was called ninety one And why

(34:22):
is it called ninety one octane, isn't it?

Speaker 8 (34:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
And it's unleaded because the lead in the they took
the leader out. I reckon, feel like I reckon. They
don't even need to say unleaded petrol anymore. You won't
there just do red and green petrol.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
What's the car green? Yeap diesels?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Always diesels, always black and once ninety eight stuff is
yellow or blue? Yeah, that's calcium. That's extra calc' so
your car doesn't get off tho process. So we'll give
Ticks of the Week fifty dollars animates about you thanks
to animates making happy happen for Pitts, Let's check Fletch
one and Haley Rock Whizz band names calendar we love.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Very nice of us. Actually that's very nice.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Somebody said, is it when I've been pulled over by
the police before? It's not even about the fact I'm
going to get a Ticketal demerors, it's how embarrassing it
is to be pulled over by the police and other
cars drive pass laughing at you. Yes, because when you
see someone pulled over, you always lost. You look, you
slow down, you look.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh and the U car's judgment. Pulled over Before I had.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
A car from the nineties, my horn got stuck in
on forty five AM backing out the driveway, very quiet neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I had drive the lock three minutes.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
To a betrol station who didn't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Driving with the horn going whole way sounded like I
was being super angry or I'm just an asshole.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
And you got my brother in law who helped me
fix it.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Oh my god amazing.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Somebody said, how about how embarrassing is it when you
go around a corner but acidently you turn on your indicator,
so it looks like you're indicator for a corner.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
The ZM podcast Needwork Play z m's Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Uber have released their rap for the year, a report
of how we use Uber in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
And I'll start with some great news.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
The average Uber rating writer rating for New Zealanders is
four point nine. Oh wow, that's really good. What are
you guys currently sitting in? I think I'm at it?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
No man, four point eight sex.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I feel like you worn use out of all of us,
use it less right because you're in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
I use mine constantly.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
No, I don't know, I don't use I wouldn't even
tell you if I've used I have used it this year.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
I'm a four point nine to two. How do I
find out? I'm a four point eight five?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
So you're the missing instaument although you you had to
deal with an uber, a spew and an uber years
ago to.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
This, so that probably not mine, not my spew. No,
But because I use mine all the time, I'm a party, Gal,
and I think that far away you're a party and
I think that shows in your rating.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
I think it shows my rating four point eight six.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
So the average New Zealand rider rating was four point
nine to zero and the average Australian one is four
point eight two.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, yeah, trash because you know they are. They're way
more trash now nothing because I've used mine in Australia.
Do you think, you know, like I'm getting a little
bit of the harsher reviews from the drivers as well.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Do you think they're more harsh of it? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Maybe? Well top marks for New Zealand writers Gisbon and Invercago,
who recently have just the newcomers to Uber compared to
the rests of the country well average rating four people
from Gizzee and in Macago at four point ninety nine.
Uh Napier Hastings four point eight six, Auckland and Wellington
both with the average rider rating at four point eight nine,

(37:50):
just under the national average.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
He's at four point eight four, with May four point
eight four. I'm just going down the last there's no
one Hayley.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Even bottom on bottom year you are out of all the.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Cities in New Zealand. There's no one down where you are.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Someone ticks at nine six nine six if you have
a rating that's lower than four, surely.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Not because the winners are the lowest lowest uber rating
nine six nine get surprised.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
What's in your prize?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
No?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
I don't know if we should encourage no change it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Now because to buck up their ideas. I know we're
going to give them a rack up. I know that
when you're you get a prize, but you also get
a racer. You get it, you get a telling off
from us.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
From the low bar is lower than me four point eight.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Two, okay, because I know when you're a driver you've
got to stay above a certain rating to drive, But
it is that the same for passengers, like if you're
down low, you just won't get it right.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
I don't know what is the lowest uber ate rating.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I kind of wanted that list from them where it's
the lost and Found. I like that, but that's not
in this list. An interview rider rider ratings, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
the lowest the lowest.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
City in the world.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Go ahead, sorry, low threshold A rating under this is
for drivers under four point six is serious concern.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, Uber potentially taking action if it stays that low
listeners are with low Uber ratings. My sister had a
three point nine a few years ago. That's from six
two four. Someone called I used to have a three
point seven nine, so I started a new account.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
I was going to say, you can't come back from them?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
What did you do? Can we can? We can?

Speaker 6 (39:40):
Please?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Please hear me, pack up the phone.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
You did?

Speaker 4 (39:46):
That's low, that's low low.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah, that is four point seven four point seven to
four point four to seven.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Try to start to reject you and reading some of this,
they can further locking and they see that you're rating
super low, they will reject because also it indicates that
you might be a bit of a brag and then
you might rate them low.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
So they're like, well, I don't right, okay, right now,
I believe we have Emma on the phone. Emma, good morning.

Speaker 11 (40:12):
Oh god, I'm so ashamed.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
This is three point nine Emma three point nine, em
three point nine three? What did you do? What do
you think you did?

Speaker 4 (40:24):
There must have been several events or several Uber rides.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
It's three simple words and it's UNI student.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Oh okay, yeah, So are you reformed? Now you're not
a Danian Uni student. No, I'll have you know.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I'm actually a five now up here in Auckland.

Speaker 8 (40:42):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
Yes, I'm a change woman, I really am.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
I like that you change change. She's reformed. Yeah, Well,
I think we should give mb price.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I was going to give her a.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Rack up, but she performed herself.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I should know she she knows, she knows she did
ro She changed one of our quiz.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Band name calendars.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I'm sure sure she doesn't want it.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
We've got a two point eight nine message in Oh
my goodness, well I.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Have to get there. It doesn't want the calendar. I
can hear it.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
You don't have to a calendar. Find something?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Sure, as a woman. Sure, but she says, sure, are
you good?

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Thanks?

Speaker 8 (41:21):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Sure you okay, Shine, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
You want a calendar.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Sure, we'll sort out something for Emma.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Somebody said I've vomited in four different erbers, but my
rating is still four point nine two because I vomited
in erbers on other friends Uber accounts. That's the track loophole. Wow, okay,
that's some terrible behavior. I don't believe we have been
able to locate the two point eight nine uber rating.
Surely that's not right. I have a five. My husband

(41:50):
has a four point eight eight.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
He doesn't talk to them. Plus I'm pretty sure I
may have had a bad ride on his account once.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Okay, yeah, apparently two point eight nine is declining immediately
to take the producer's calls.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
That's big two point nine.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I don't want to admit to the nation plays it
ends flitch one.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Okay, So I have purchased a Christmas train set and
it goes around the base of my Christmas tree, because
I really wanted one that goes in the Christmas tree,
that attaches to the trunk, round the base, around the base,
and it comes out from the Christmas tree and it
goes around the Christmas tree. I really wanted that, but financially,
at the moment, all I could afford to invest in
was it on the floor around the Christmas Okay, but that's.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Okay because at some point, darlang, what you could have
is one of the base, one run the middle, and
one at the top and them all running bay there.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
How much how much does a train Christmas train that
runs around the tree costs? If I told you what?

Speaker 8 (42:48):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, you can get team of Christmas trains. Okay, but
they're more expensive because of course the structural engineer. Yes,
I was going to say, how does it hold up
the rail? There's it holds up and it grasps around
the tree.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
It's one for twenty bucks on t get real battery
power Christmas train. I'm actually I know that's because I'm
making a team order at the moment.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
What I have learned about Christmas trains is you pay
for what you get what you pay for. Yes, I
was all flustered and Camart okay, and I purchased their
Christmas train and it is junk.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Yeah, it's an entry level train. Well at least it's not.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
A sbesto sand you know, like you might have some
sand giving stand on the tracks to provide a little
extra grip, right okay, and also to be a flame retardant,
right yeah. Yeah, should the worst happen and there's some
sort of derailing accident, but man, I tell you what said.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
It that and just turned it on and I was like, yeah,
does it just go round and round a round? Does
it go to choo?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
It can either go silently or it can do it.
It makes it it goes even on silent matter. Give
the train on the tracks. Yeah, but you can turn
it on and it makes its own little like really
bad quality sounds, but it goes, oh, that's not annoying.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
A light on the front. How often are we keeping
this on?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Not very often? Because here's the other thing about the
fifty dollars came out. Fifty dollars junk train fifty. It
tued through six double A batteries at about fifteen minutes.
Oh yes, yes, now we need to plug him. You
just hit money is like tight, you spit fifty dollars on.
I told you, I told you. I got all caught

(44:31):
up in the moment.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Do you want me to add a TEAMU one? Because
you've already got a junk train on the ground, junk
train on the ground.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
You could have a junk train on the tree. Nothing
against Kmart, but don't buy that train. Okay, right about
came out. We love how we love our Camart dupes.
But this train is not it.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yes, it's not good.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
And I've been looking at a lot of model trains lately.
I know what, also thought I could get into a
slightly older age. You know those boys that have the
scale trains and they put them on a trailer and
they take them to like there's different.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
I was just and they made up chucka chacka chucco
on the train.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yeah. This is a gateway to you having a big
train set in your garage in model years.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Which is a bigger gateway to an autism diagnosis.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
As I've said many times, they can't diagnose you if
they can't catch you.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
The z M podcast network plays ms Fletch, Worn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
The Gone and Glowed nominations announced.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yesterday they celebrate TV and movies.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Sn'd they TV and Movies.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
The The one that is kind of topping the you
know the list is one Bettle after another which I.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Haven't seen it, but such a really really good movie.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Leo Leo, Leonardo Dicamprio, Benicio del Toro.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I really wanted to watch it at the movie when
it came it was wasn't it filmed on film?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yes? Feeling I read somewhere it was filmed on actual film. Yeah,
which is a big one. Someone's gonna go to the
effort of filming on film. You go and see it
at the theater.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, so Best Motion Picture Drama. Frankenstein's in there.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
That's old Watson face, Jacob.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
A LORDI, Sinner's Sentimental Value, secret Agent. It was just
an excellent Hamnet musical or comedy, Blue Member, going your
Marty Supreme, no other choice, no vel, vague, one better
after another, no Wicked for good.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
I had not heard of any one of those movies
apart from one batter after another.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
They're saying that this year is quite like Artie ye
saying more than your big your big films that whenevery
we are like, yeah, what was the one we would
just talk about like Barbie and Oppenheimer That those years,
these ones have all been like quite.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Artie, you know, our film making, like most of those
kind of movies just go straight to Netflix and streamers
and yeah, totally, and they're only making actual Like do
they have film in movies in the theater to that
these guys are the academy that has to have done
its time in a theater.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Oh, I don't actually know. Maybe have a little.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Julia Roberts has been.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Nominated for the Best Female Actor and After the Hunt,
which I don't know. Jennifer Lawrence is in there as
well for Dime I Love You. I don't really know
many of these films. Male male actor Oscar isaacs in there, Dwayne.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
The Rock Johnson for The Smash Machine and the Machine
was at his first like dramatic movie. Yes, yeah, you're
probably dreamatic with the Safties. Didn't been to the Safties.
The guy that did what was that Adam Sandler movie where.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Is the Gym?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Deals Cut, uncut Jams, uncut Gems was actually the mus
Michael B. Jordan's nominated, Jimy Allen White's nominated for Springsteen,
and then female Actor Musical Comedy, there's Cynthia Arivo for
her role in Wicked, and Ariana Grandy gets it for

(47:59):
some porting, but they're not nominated for any of.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Like the big like the movie or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Right.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Television nominees Best Television Series Drama.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
This is the ones that I'm always like, this is
a list of like you want to take off all
of these shows because they're all obviously going to be great.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
White Lotus, which took for TV took out the most nominees,
not most most nominations. Severance, Slow Horses, The Diplomat, The Pit,
and Pluribus, which anyone's been talking about but I haven't watched, you.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Know, that's about to finish in December. So I've been
going to do Breaking Bad Medical and it's got the
the saddest person on Earth has to save a year.
It's like a sci fi dark comedy. I'm really surprised
to Diplomats in that list. I love the Diplomat on Netflix.

(48:50):
The Late Reason has just come out. I think Karrie Russell.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yeah, but it's not like.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Like it's good, but it's not like Wow Severance Yeah. Yeah,
get it's not like up there with those kind of shows.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Kathy Bates is nominated for Matt Locke. Jenna Ortaga's nominated
for Wednesday for Best Female in Comedy or Musical.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Right, this is the Golden Globes, the Golden Globe, so
streaming films are fully eligible, no theatrical release required. They
just have to meet run time and availability requirements and
to be considered a motion picture. It's but the reason
that they put these ones in, like if they're going
to be in Netflix and also in theaters is because

(49:34):
to be to qualify for the Oscars, they have to Yeah,
for Best Picture, you have to be in ten major
US markets within forty five days of their initial Los
Angeles run oh yeah, it has to be in a
commercial movie theater in LA with at least three screenings
per day and paid admissions.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I gave you the list of the best TV series drama.
Here's the comedies. The Beer Abbott Elementary, which is so funny,
Only murders in the Building, Hacks, which we love right,
Nobody wants This, which I thought was an interesting choice
because just sort of like a sweet rom com with
Kirsten Kristen Bell and Brodie. Yes, yeah, it's kind of fine.

(50:11):
Ends with the Studio, which.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Was so good.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
That was so good.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
So definitely if you're like watching I watch movies and
TV over summer, just google these less because it's so good.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
The z M podcast Needwork Play z MS Fletch Fornon Haley.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
I want to know from you, what cringe thing did
you do when you were a teenager. Now, I've been
seeing a lot people sharing online.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Like me. They share a photo of them when they
were a little teenager being like me when I thought
that Justin Timberlake was going to spot me from the
crowd and fall in love, and they're just just like
little like thirteen year old, like do weep, you know,
like so embarrassing and I definitely had that.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Did you have a camp outside any of the hotels
when like One Direction were staying or any bands? Did
you do that?

Speaker 8 (50:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
When Good Charlotte was Wellington, Really I thought Billy Billy
the bassist was going to see.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Me and be like, oh my god. Did she for
the basis because you were like less competition?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
No, just because I found him the sixiest.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
He was the most like Gothy of them all, and
I just was so into him, right and then you
hear you, I be like, holy needs to do is
just like spot me in the crowd?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
I guess it's a tree I love.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
But also mckinna Grace, who was an actress who was
about to play Mazily Donna in the new Hunger Games
Sunrise on the Reaping, Sunrise on the Reaping, it's the prequel. Yeah,
that'd been doing a bit of press about this, and
it turns out she used to write fan fiction.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
About Peter Malart character in the original Hunger Game, but
he wasn't aware of it. I told Josh that you
were Team Peter back in the day and used to
make those fan edits. He didn't know.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I did not know that the one to break it
to me.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, exactly, So you didn't read it like the rest
of us in teen Vogue. I didn't. I did, I
have a little behind my teen Vogue issues. Well why
would you? Because it was in teen vogues.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
I thought, maybe he knows.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I still can't. I know, you're embarrassment there. He was
honestly flattered.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
So like we all did this, but you never think
as a teenager that you're you're going to go in
to work with him, Yeah, and be in the movies.
And she she used to make these like fan fixed
things and YouTube edits and they're like team cringing. Yeah,
so this is what I want to know already someone's message.
People are messaging in cringe. When I was seventeen, I

(52:33):
did a few YouTube videos and then.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
They have to just sit there. I found that that
person said their YouTube name, and I've found their video
and I'm going to watch it.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
I don't know if it's appropriate for broadcasting, so I deleted.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I would delete that.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
God, I'm so glad we didn't have all of this
when we were teenagers.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Like I even see photos sometimes and I'm like, I'm
so glad there weren't smartphones, social media. I did, I had.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
I was MySpace, but I was like I was sixteen seventeen,
a little bit older.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Yeah, rather than thirty when you're doing this like cringe,
that's all I.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Wrote in my diary.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Okay, eight hundred dials at him, the already messages coming
in text nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
What is the cringe thing you did as a teenager?
Why did we Askkay?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
This is so funny.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I want to know what is the cringe thing you
did as a teenager. Mckinna Grace, who has recently been
cast in the new Hunger Games film, used to make
fanfak about.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
The films.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Yeah, and now it's all come out and it's very embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yes, because it was like published, right, it was, it
was online.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
You two get its of like Peter and all that.
It's just like it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I used to write fan letters to Jonathan Taylor Thomas
pre digital flat digital platforms. It was a handwritten letter.
Somebody else said. I used to send love letters and
pictures of Scott Bayo and John Stamos. When I was twelve.
I wrote a letter back to myself, pretending to be them,
to show my plans saying. They replied and look they

(54:07):
wrote they loved me too. You were catfishing yourself before it.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Was the edit were you were also?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
God, I hope someone keep that leader like mum, ohn't
got how funny would that be? So when I was seventeen,
I did a few YouTube videos, one of them a
McDonald's Snoop Dog parody that's Agent Hardy W seven, which
I locked up and I said, oh my dude, and
he's like, yeah, good a And I was like, yep,
can we play any of it? Yep?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
You well, I mean it's on YouTube, isn't it. It's
on YouTube public. Yeah, it's public.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, you're you're.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I'm hungry McDonald. We sold drama all around the world.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
It's kind of harden. It's actually not bad.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I mean it's not bad bad.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
I don't producing girlies. We're loving it.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
We're feeling it. Ballsy man.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I love that. That's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I think McDonald should sign him, get him on for
an ad campaign. Jenny, what did it was about cringing
in your teen years? Jenny Jenny Judo, Jenny's an answer now,
because you did they Jenny Jenny Hey, Kenny Tools Jennifer,

(55:28):
you sho did the forest Gump Jeny and you called
a Jenny tools.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Hanging up time.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Jenny got the Christina Aguilera half black platinum blonde, and
then when Christina Aguilera is coming to New Zealand, she
got that turned into dreadlocks. Okay, are we talking Christina
Aguilera d Yeah, it was dirty. Era fil treated it
for a concert, and then Christina Aguilera canceled a concert.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
My mom wouldn't buy me new shoes I or socks
to a college rugby game at Scott's College.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
At first, then I got an undercut, immediately regretted. I
had to wait years for it to grow out. Oh yeah,
oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. And year nine, we
had to write a speech about justice. I went to
a Catholic school. Yeah, I decided to write about how
my generation needs to show justice for the Beatles because
they're a supremely better band than all these boy bands
like One Direction, because look at me, I'm so quirky

(56:26):
and different.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Yes, the kids that were like, I guess I got
an old soul and you're like, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
My friends and I used to make our own music videos,
so songs like One Direction and Beyonce thinking that's somehow
how we'd become discovered. Someone would stumble across would be
really famous. Somebody said, I just think back to my
teenage bedroom and how one day, without mum's permission, I
just painted over the wallpaper and I was just like,
I can't be stopped.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
When I was a goth the room was going to
be renovated yup, and my mom had painted at this
blue color and I was like, this is not goth,
and so I got vivids and write.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I drew all these like pendergrapts.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
All over the walls and like Marilyn Manson, and I
drew all these like witches and stuff, and I was like, God,
no wonder.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
And then she did.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
That was the year we had to go to therapy
for the first time. What did she say when she
saw the room?

Speaker 5 (57:24):
She was like, you're bloody lucky.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
This is getting renovated, all right, No, but she had
to paint over it white and it just ended it.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Yeah, it was really hard.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Somebody messaged and saying, my friends and I used to
go busking and like earnestly tray our best.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
We were so terrible.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
You kind of see that sometimes when friends do that,
and I reckon they earned money because people are like, oh,
I was.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Down in Queenstown last weekend and there were two i'd
say tweens maybe who were really given their absolute best
at defying gravity.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Oh that's hard. I thought that's the end of it.
And we did had a.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
But you could see on the little faces that they're
just really they were giving it everything.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Did you give them money? Okay?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
What heavy?

Speaker 4 (58:15):
They didn't have? Payway, what have I got cash on me?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
I've seen a photo of myself with a letter to
my crush and I used a marker to make my
arms look thinner. We're talking photoshop and I got a
black background and you got a marker and.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Just that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I was raised by my dad and my older brother,
so I didn't have any female influence in my life
as a female. I went to a year seven disco.
We're in Canterbury track pants, and everyone was just like,
that's not crunch, that's that's sweat. That's sweet. They were
trying their best. My siblings and I used to go
doorknocking and send Christmas carols for money.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Oh good King winceless, less look.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Mumble singing out. Oh yeah, Mum's just probably stoked you
out of that in quiet time, having a wine and
just chilling out and relaxing.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Okay, we've had many mini ticks for terrible haircuts, Yeah,
buzz carts, frosted tips, we had a cool perm just rPAT,
all of those. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (59:18):
Liz in Podcast Network Fact of the Day, Day day,
day day, do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Do do do do doo doo.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
So today's a fact of the day. Or in Christmas
Song Week, it's about jingle bells another song that's not
actually a Christmas song because it doesn't mention Christmas once.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Are you going to play jingle back?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Can I actually have other audio loaded up for later
in the Fact of the Day, but I can pull.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Up everything around jingle one Horse.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I think that we talking about the songs, so you
would have loaded it up. Franks, do it for you
too hard? Thanks an attributionion do it for you?

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
What do you mean it's not about Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Got jingle bells and it j jee this is this
isn't no it's got one of them jazzy Frank Sinatra
and tro you're talking.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
About jingle bells.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Jingle bells, jingle bells.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Jingle what a croonerra Yeah, there's just nobody like You
can hear that massive way.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
You can hear that massive way. Listen, it's singing now jingle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
It's in that back up. It's actually playing the cello.
So it's not you listen to it. It's not about
Christmas at all. It's his slave through the snow around before.
How do you think people got a round before? Cars
laughing all the It's about Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Being lots of gifts. Yeah, gift from Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Apparently ridden in eighteen fifty by a music director at
a church in Savannah, Georgia.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
It was for the Thanksgiving It was a Thanksgiving song,
Oh okay, it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Was a Christmas song. One horse, open Sleigh was what
it was originally called because of the racing through the
one horse tony jingle, because of the one horse open
sleigh that it talks about. You put away one horse
and it's an open top slate. When there were wagons
when it was snowing, the wagon wheels weren't as reliable,
so a horse would tell you a slate. You're telling

(01:01:28):
me that people were allowed sleighs other than Santa correct. Yeah,
it was. It was a actual like transportation option, pre car,
pre rail. Yeah, it probably worked alongside rail, but people
would have it because it was more reliable than the
wheels and easy to toe in the snow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
The horse was pulling it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
There's a Kiwi version of jingle bells.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
I'll hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Slash.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
What is waves?

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
Christmas Day?

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
We ruined everything? I hate this? What is this on
a kids show or something?

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Okay, it's got big kids show energy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
There's also jingle bells, Batman smell Yeah, hit me with
a bit of that one.

Speaker 12 (01:02:11):
That woman that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I hope there's no spearing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I'm ready to pause. Okay, cut Jerzy too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Dashing through the snow on a broken ski, just over.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Fields we go, crashing into trees, out out out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
We needing more on a cry. I woke up being
the old mat game with Batman standing by, jingle bells,
bat Man's spells, Rob laid egg.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
Okay, got away?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Hey, good wonder woman lost her bosom on the motorway.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Ah okay, okay, Well, so it's not a Christmas song.
It's traditionally a Thanksgiving Day song and was more about
racing and getting to church than it was about anything the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Church in the snow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
But it was also the first song ever broadcast in
space and nineteen sixty five, Tom Stafford and Willie Shier
were in Space at Christmas time. Yeah, I've got the audience,
I've got audio them playing the song, which i'll play you,
but the audio of them talking to ground control is
really hard to hear, so I just tell you basically,
they said, mission control, we've seen an unidentified flying object

(01:03:30):
heading from myself. It's a command It looks like a
command module, and it looks like the pilot maybe wearing
a red suit. And they said, we're just going to
see if we can get an audio connection, and then
this happened.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Yeah, you sure you've got a wiggly chord. It's probably
your wiggly card.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
The wiggly chord because they played it. It's just it's
a good recording from nineteen sixty five from space. Flitch,
I'm sorry, it's a mono. Did they hear it's only
coming through that you literally could hardly hear it. Did
they not have dogs or but it was so they
smuggled on board barmonica and a small set of jingle bells,
which are now displayed in a national museum because they

(01:04:16):
were the first things to believe to be also smuggled
into space, and it was the first song broadcast from space.
Right and ground control called them children? Did they see
you are carrying on like a couple of children because
it was nineteen sixty five when they were in space?

Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Right, take it seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Today's fact today jingle bells is not a Christmas song
and it was the first song ever broadcast from space
in nineteen sixty five. Fact of the day, day day
day day?

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Yeah, did did do doo dooo?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Does that m podcast needwork plays ms?

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I saw this on the Instagram eos that's where I
get my curated goods. And it is men admitting that
men in particular admitting that women are so complicated that
what they find handy is to.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Open their little notes notes app and.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Keep tabs, keep tabs basically on the things that their
partners do and don't like. The food she likes, the
temperature she likes, the car, the perfume of choice, the da.

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
Da d D.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
I mean this is great when it comes to a birthday,
Valentine's or Christmas. Yeah, because you're like to get her
or him and you've got a list already.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
You have to be material things either. It can be
little like she likes this compliment when she's when it's
day thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
You know she likes this thing. She likes an iced
oat milk latte, exactly, coffee order. So you don't have
to keep asking what do you want again?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Yeah, if you, if you, especially if you're like newly dating,
you haven't been entrenched in their life for this long
that you always know it's good just.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
To be like, I know he remembered he remember my
coffee order. But he didn't though, because he wrote it down.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, it's cute.

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
Though.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
We ran a little did that's stop doing that. He's trying.
He's cheating. He's not cheating. It's cheating, brying, it's not cheating.
It's cute, it's cute.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
We ran a quicker little poll actually, asking do you
keep a note of all of your partner's favorite things?
Eighty eight percent said no, So it hasn't taken on yet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I recommend that Georgia, you were saying that your husband
now husband, pin you don't he doesn't keep a note
or you don't keep a notes, but he'll just send
you things. Oh it's so good.

Speaker 15 (01:06:38):
Well, because I'm just constantly meming him all day and
then meaning him all day. He was no replies, no
likes whatever, doesn't open them. But then he'll be like, oh,
in case you're thinking for Christmas, this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Is what is he one of these guys that doesn't
reply to memes?

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Yeah, I know, and simple does all this requiet.

Speaker 15 (01:06:56):
But wait, we will be in bed and I'm like,
did you see everything I seen you today?

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
I have to go through it with them and.

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Watch with them because can I get a sick and giggle?

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
Wait it doesn't see Okay, okay, I said.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
The vast majority of the feedback people are like, no,
it's in here, It's in my head and I remember it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
There's no way you remember that. So we said no.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
But when never we are at a shop and he
says he likes something, I'll just pause and.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Take a quick pecky of it. Yes, that's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Adhd girly here. If I don't write it down, I'll
never remember. Yeah, I'm terrible like that, Like I'll start
telling a story and the person's like, you've said this,
You've said especially when I was dating like nine different
people in a week, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Then you start a.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Yarn that you thought was like a fun yarn, and
that person's like, straight up, we've been here, and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Someone else.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
You know, your faces are starting to blend. Or you
were like after after dinner the other night, you remember
when we went to that. He's like, no, that wasn't me.
We didn't have dinner last week, and I'm like, oh
my god, no, sorry, that was with the mum. Actually,
what do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
He's like, and you're like, you really like this last time?

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Not man, I'm not into that. And maybe you literally
said that's like your number one thing, not me? Does that?

Speaker 14 (01:08:13):
M podcast Network play z MS, Flesh, Porn and Haley
No boys, my boys, my genuine friends.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
You know that I share almost every detail of every
part of my dating life because it's been quite eventful
this year. Sometimes you wait like little puppies waiting for
their dinner, be like, we're hungry.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
What you got for us today? I don't know, Okay,
tell us and I'll say.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Well sometimes you'll just tell us and I'll be like, well,
I probably didn't need to know that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Yeah, But other.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Times the story is so good, like he saw demons
in my room, and then you're happy again to hear
the story.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
And make sure you go to Haley's comedy show next
to you for that story, because that is a good story.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
Anyway. I'm not a quiet data. I share it with
the people. I share it with you, you are sure.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
With all my friends, I shared great details, every little
bit of it. I guess until it's too much.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
You need to start exercises privacy even then. But that
that is not the trend.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Quiet dating is the new trend, joining in on the
other quiet things like quiet quit and quiet divorcing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Quiet dating in libraries, Yeah yeah, yeah, Quiet on the bus.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
I hate how that's caught on.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
Yeah, Quiet on the airplanes. Quiet that kid down? Please?

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Why is it in the exit row? Quiet dating is
dating with you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I would love to see a baby try to open
an exit window in an emergency, waiting people through instructions.
It could be fire.

Speaker 9 (01:09:38):
Outside and feel super safe people with miraculous things and
you know, testing times like the baby will get super
strength because it knows it needs to save everybody else
on career correct or.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I love when they put an elderly person in the
exit row and you're like, that old woman's arm would
break off if she opened that door window. So quiet a.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Strength test that he squeezed.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
You've got to grip something a certain those things that
they use like this and they tell you how many cages. Yeah,
you overestimate your strength. You're like, I've got I've got
the exit restrength do this and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
You're like, I can and get the door.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Quiet dating is dating without oversharing, keeping your love life
mostly private from friends and social media.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Now, Producer girlies you, we've all got plenty of girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
Would you call yourself a quiet data or an oversharer.

Speaker 12 (01:10:29):
Like me, I feel like, I mean I haven't. I
don't know, Like I'm obviously in a relationship, and so Shannon,
I feel like with.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Each other, just to spread it, we're crazy over the
Producer Girl data.

Speaker 12 (01:10:41):
We probably would overshare with each other. But I think
with other friends maybe not, Like a lot of my
friends are in relationships, but the ones that are single, well,
maybe like inform me after it's been like three or
four dates, Like I'm not getting a first date or
a second date.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Run down poltics from the toilet, Yeah, I know you will,
from the door anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Oh my god, I just means this guy, I'm going
to marry him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
And then the next day, no, I just have a
friend and she's like, I just want to let you
know him in love and I was like love.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
Well even I didn't even know we were in lust
with this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
So this is a real thing that's happening here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
People are just like keeping it more private, whereas historically
women are the worst, I'd say women in particular.

Speaker 12 (01:11:19):
Do you think it comes from a place of like,
it's a little bit more like dating has got harder,
I think, and it's maybe a little bit more embarrassing
if you're like, I had a great first date. Oh
I never heard back from them, because I love that
I have to hear that. But is that because you're
new to this, Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I'm not jaded yet.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
So a lot of people are saying it's about creating,
it's about achieving self validation and giving the relationship time
to find its own kind of way without bringing in
these external opinions.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Yeah, you don't want your friends saying he's a minger
but you love him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Oh my god, he's saying he's a manga, useless maga,
and then you end up marrying him and living it'spending
the rest of your life together and you always remember
your best friend City was a manga.

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Yeah, so it's about like hide, holding back for about privacy, not.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
What do you want to say anything to advorn man.
I'm all good, thank you for checking them, just leaning
back with your feet up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I love you, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
I'm always having a good time when I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Georgia, You're up next, Georgia words.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
You're go going on over there, girl, I'm not drunk.
I just don't think I really ever got started today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Now, I'm like, that is it that time of the year.
I was talking to Tony Street on the way up guys,
now lovely Tony Street, tell you land of the car park,
and she spat on my car win screen and I said,
we just got to chill out. It's nearly Christmas. Yeah,
we're going to put this rivalry to bit. It's like Snoopy.
I'm Snoopy and she's the red Baron. Yeah, she'd be
the German. If I'm completely honest, I'm a lovable dog

(01:12:49):
that belongs to Charlie Brown. And we both agreed we're
in a somewhat of a Christmas crawl. Oh yeah, everybody's
Christmas is everybody in the Christmas crawl?

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
What do you guys can talk about today? What romant
for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
They're kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
Listen to you trying to make it all the way
to nine. You can't even do that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
This morning we talked about I've got some scraps left
over that weren't used on the show. I'll be happy
through my suggestions on what we should have talked about
the show today.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
George, I'm just getting the notes.

Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
I'm just getting the notes up.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Hold up, okay, you want our sturdy scraps that we said.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
I over a walk along the beach yesterday and I
decided every time I go through beach walk, I'm going
to have a competition. The competition is this best stone,
best stick, best shell, and coolest? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Actually, can I get you in the twenty past nine?

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Is that cool?

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I'm actually out of here as soon as the Beldings.
What a surprise that didn't make it. Honestly, didn't even
make it to my notes.

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
Here's another thing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
First, plum already off the tree.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
It's stone free season.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
Again.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
That didn't make it to our.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
For the show best wharf in New Zealand for moners. Now,
I like that, did like that idea, and like that
fong A Mata Harbor slaps for.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Eastbawn fairy Bridge.

Speaker 15 (01:14:15):
And what's happening here is we're getting some This is
good for my show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
We're getting some feed scrap.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
You can have fh scram my mo mom?

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
What else today?

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
What's the Bess flavored cheesecake?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
And why is it?

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Passion for it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
That's what I had had, white chocolate, actually having real cake.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Orlando Norris won the Formula One Championship and he celebrated
with chicken Nuggies. Yeah, and so what's your celebration? That
was my idea for a phone and topic nine sex
nine sex Today. He won literally one of the richest,
most money driven competitions in the world and he celebrated
with Nuggies. Now that's a man of the people, humble man.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
It's an incredible, well rounded meal that's got everything you need.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Well, can you believe, humble listener? None of that made
the show.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Don't worry, it's happening with me.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
The man does not know when to stop working.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Join us tomorrow. We Vaughn just does his own shot.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Of his own content. Another podcast in.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
The Bag The Plastic Bag.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Are they back?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
No, still band?

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
They never left?

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
When you come in with the lineborn boy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Man, If you enjoyed that, okay, oh, and if you
enjoyed it, give us a writing and a review, and
be sure to tell all of your friends.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
God, I need some sleep. Play Zidim's Fletchborn and Hayley
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