Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 11th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from Fleshmoan and Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animes making Happy it happened for pets.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, Flinchvaorn and Haley Vaughan coming to us from
his home studio this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I recorded a couple of pretty high profile.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Duets with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas from the
Black Eyed not the Duchess.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I thought she'd ask you to stop talking about that time, Vorn.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
She has, but you know, while it's in the courts,
I will continue to yes until the courts say otherwise. Honest,
I'm probably not going to listen to the courts. I
won't be told what to do by the law. We
are a boy who've got a sovereign citizen on her hands.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You have sovereign. I've taken a number plates off coming
up on the show Boy and you've got the top six. Yeah,
the quotes of the year. This is Massy University. This
is the New Zealand Quotes of the Year.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'll tell you what they are, but then I'll also
I've used some very advanced technology to see what quotes
were said the most on our show this year. Oh
oh okay, sorry, The actual quotes of the year that
Massy have chosen it the Doozys, they're pretty good. Yeah,
that do is easier that the front runner from our
very own prime Minister, the Christopher Lux than Christopher Lux,

(01:19):
the Christopher Luxton's for the mispronunciation there as a real
doozy and I think it's a front runner to take
it all out. But I've got the top sex quotes
from our show this year. Next on the show, though,
a man who has gone to Disneyland more times than
probably many eleven hundred times.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
This man's been to Disneyland. He has. He says it's.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Insane, one thousand and one hundred times. That's insane. But
how many times he's ridden one particular ride even more insane?
And I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Next the Fletchborn and Haley big Pod now.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
As a fully grown man that has quite enjoyed his
time at Disneyland, and the three times I've gone as
an adult.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, nice, three times, three times, I think.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, I went in two thousand and eight, twenty twenty
two and then twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Nice. Yeah, I haven't been since I was seventeen.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Look, people have annual passes and go all the time
when they live in year California.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Friend of the show, Justine Smith, she goes a year. Yeah,
goes every year at least to Tokyo or to the
La One or anything.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Just loves her.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
She's she Disney, She's got Disney tattoo's, Disney Street, Disney everything.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, right, yeah, So I think even Justine pales in
comparison to John Hale, a California local who has been
eleven hundred times. Does this have a job, Like, how
would you fit this into your Like he might be he.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Might be retired, right, like an older gentleman.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, he had gastric He went underwent gastric bypass and
hee replacement surgeries in twenty ten and two eleven, and
then he was.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Like, I've got to make the most of life. Get
out there, and you're going to do it. So he
lost a lot of weight, and he's like, I've got to,
you know, get out there. So he went to the
happiest place. I mean, you could easily put the weight
back on it. Disney insane. Hard to get a salad
in Disneyland hard.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well, if you did get a salad, it would be
one of those American covered in yellow.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Cheese and yellow cheese, ranch cheese, bacon and dressing salad.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
But that would actually would that be a fun way
to get your like cardio in you go to if
you live near Disneyland, you just go to Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Walk and walk, walk and walk and walk, go on
some rides, walk, walk, walk, and then you're done.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
That's sort of thirty thousand step days when when I
went and you're walking around and you're tracking your steps
on your watch or you can get to the end
of the day, you're like, man, my feet, I saw
and you look and you get thirty thousand steps, so
you're crazy standing. But here is one particular ride, Radiator
Springs Races, which is one of the best rides on
the California Adventure. It's based on the movie Cars, the

(04:00):
Pixel movie. And it starts like you're just cruising and
you're in like this car, and then it just turns
into it's kind of like.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
It moves around slowly.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
And you get in the story and everything, and then
you enter a race and it pretty much becomes like
a rollercoaster and you race against the other car.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, I'm just having a look yet two cars, saber
side running.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh, that looks great, it looks fun.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
He has been on it because he started taking notes
and he carries around a notebook and putting a little
mark every time he went on it. Fifteen thousand times?
What soeen thousand times if this is one of the
most popular rides in that park?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yep? The line.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
The line is we went first thing in the morning,
first ride we went to and we still waited for
about forty five minutes. No, I'm sorry, So he's waited
what on every night? Even if you okay, no, he's
got a loophole. Single riders, which if you are going
to go and you don't mind like riding in a
different ride, but you know, still basically doing all the
same stuff, just not together. You don't get the photo together. Yeah,

(04:59):
single rider line is the way to go. Yeah, I
experience that. Oh really it's yeah, it's amazing. But you
are at a park on your own.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, I know. That was the first time over to Disneyland.
I was like, well, I'm here by myself. Holders do it.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
So that's round about thirteen to fourteen times a trip.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
He averages thirteen times each visit thanks to He says,
he wouldn't have been able to do it without the
fast moving line for single riders. And he's like all
the people that work on the ride know him. He
remembers when he reached his one thousandth right and they
all like clapped and stuff. And now that it was
fifteenth thousandth I don't know if the enthusiasm is probably
still there from the staff at the dude, dude like,

(05:36):
get another ride or get life like you back home
done the Guardians of the Galaxy ride. Dude like, yeah,
just around the corner, you should go and give it,
give it a blast. Then Credit Coaster, come on, man.
But yeah, he's done it fifteen thousand times.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's insane. Ay does he? Is he any signs of stopping?
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
He he in his notebook where he keeps a track,
he also writes which color car reason, because oh my.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
God, is he on some kind of spectrum?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
What Laney was in we won or last one car
always wins in the race. It's got stats on this thing. Yes.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
The funniest thing I remember just remembered about this riders
When your car like wins, it's like yeah, and then
you hop off at whatever, you've had the same rider
as the car that loses. There were kids crying because
they were in the losing car.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Does podcast Network From the unmoderated comments section, this is
the top six.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Pre stop sex is about the quote of the year.
This is a every year it's New Zealand quotes. It's
run by massive university and this year mostly politicians. Every
year most a few sports people. Maybe if there was
a big, a big event, there is a sports person actually,
Hamish Curve. Yes, friend of the show asked about jumping.

(07:04):
You see, the next goal is the high jumping. The
next goal is to jump two point four meters as
that's quite a key height and also be kind of
cool to be able to jump over a ceiling because
of course two point four zyr standard stone.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, wow, that would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, it's just quite something to even think about. Dominated
by politicians. The list, Yeah, Christopher Luxen's famous. If you're
unhappy with it, for God's say, go make a mar
Mite sandwich and put an apple in a bag, just
like I had.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah. By the way, school that was about the school lunches.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
My girl chlos warbricks in there. If we find six
of sixty eight government MP's with a spine. We can
stand on the right side of history.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I like the one they're not killing sorry, they're killing
our native birds, they're not shagging them. That was Matt Bailey,
organizer of North Canterbury Hunting Competition, when asked of trapping,
utering and releasing feral cats would be better than culling them.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That is I mean, he's got a point. He's got
a point.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, I will not be sitting a president of the
way to get a meeting with me is the don
and adult nappy and change yourself to a door. That
was Nicola willis about protesters.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
There's a whole lot. One of the quotes of the
year has the sea word in it. Oh yeah, sea word.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Well, it turns out you can have it all so
long as you're prepared to be a sea word to
the woman who birthed your kids.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Okay, Well those are the finalists and they will announce
that before the end of the year. But the top
six quotes of the year from our show. I've used
a very advanced technology to see what things were said
most often on the show.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
What was your advanced technology to check the credentials.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
The human memory and act of calling. Okay, that was
the advanced technology. Number six on the list is from
Hayley Nick minute is.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Because she's really trying to bring that back. She's trying
to revive Nick Minute.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well, because it was very, very popular once upon a time,
and Nick Minute. Stop saying it, you know, and Nick Minute,
it's come back, and it just works.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's simple, it's easy, it rolls off the tongue. Thank you,
Happy to be a nominee.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Number five on the list of the top six quotes
of the year from our show is I'll.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Just ask chet GPT that was me. Yeah, you say
that a lot. You do to lie on Alan. He's
very clever. Would that be the relationship of your year?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Me and Alan were well, you know, helped me keep
my pool blue. Who knew the ch I just took
a photo of the pool. I said, what do I
do the here? And it's given me the you know
the guy.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Wait, you didn't have.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
To put in like the pH level or whatever do
you have to like do it? I did one of
those little dippy sticks sticks and I can never read those.
By the way of you, if you ever do you
ever had one color to another color and see if
it's doing.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
It with the fut it's good for the real first
word problem, This isn't it not even like pool, not
even with like.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
But if you're just given a color sample and they
like work out what that is, I can't hold it
next to another color and like identify that it's the
same color.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Very well.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, you're kind of a bit special though, So I'm
so special. I think I think you're special to you
like trains a lot, so to just saying.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I love trains.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I was just about to tell you a train story
just then. I'll save it for later.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Save it, yeah with that not the listener, Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Number four on the list of the top sex quotes
of the year from our show is from Haley. I
don't even know she knows she's doing it, but she
does it. What do I do?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Like if you're like, oh, you know, there was like
a blue one of red one.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, you'll notice it now. Now I'm going to notice that. No,
now I'll notice it and I have to stop. Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Number three on the list of the top sex quotes
of the year is as we want to do Yeah,
from the show We've said that a lot this year.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Entertained some people, it has editation. I know about some
other people have adopted it. Yeah, I want to do.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's right number two on the list of the top
six quotes from the from our show for the year.
Dark skin, light eyes. We have a little math the
do we hard reset every time? Hellottle faint there's someone
with dark skin and light eyes?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
What a combo like? It's unfair. It's not It's just
not fair. It's not fair. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Hey,
I'm glad that exists because I didn't see them.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Dark skinned, light eyes. Man, I should have asked that
guy on the plane for his number. I'll regret that
for the day till the day I die.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah. Yeah, maybe you need to get a hold of
New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
You've you've got measles, So you've got measles.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I was on this fly, I was in two and
I'm more than happy to contact everyone around Meddle. Yeah
in New Zealand. This is not This is not your problem.
It's my problem. You're having trouble keeping your planes on time.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Let's face it, you've had a shocking ye you had
a shocker a year.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I will take care of this. I've got measles. Let's
get the number of that guy, I mean everyone around me.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I practically snaied on the guy, you know. And number
one on the lists of the top sex quotes of
the is another Hailey sprowl. Oh, yeah, here we go.
You know what I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Do you know someone said that I do that a
lot in my stand up comedy as well.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
You know what I mean, So do my little joke,
you know what I mean? And then I did it
a little Yeah, it's just touching. It's just touch how
you do it, That's how you do it. You roll
it off the tea, you know what I mean. You
know what I mean? You know what I mean? That
is day stop sex.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Then podcast network.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Thirty eight million obituaries over the course of thirty years
was studied.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
And I'm assuming with AI right, yeah, because that sounds
like back No, someone painstakingly went through thirty eight million obituaries. Yeah, cheapers, Yeah,
it was.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
It was from the National Academy of Science and America.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Right, that's going to be interesting going forward, like we're
going to have exist to so much dark where AI
is going to be able to go back so far
and through so much that humans could never go through physically.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's a cool part about it.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, getting to know more so thirty eight million obituaries
and they try to work out kind of on average,
how lives have been summed up. And this just hit
me just now. How the average life of four thousand weeks,
which I know there's a book, right, four thousand weeks
or something like that, right, which is about like live
it and live life.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
How often you just like it's going to get through
another week, just to get through to the good weeks
like holidays that are coming up.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
I know, I was literally just reflecting with Fletch, like,
oh my god, this whole week of be like, oh God,
I can't wait to get it over.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
With you, Like, no, no, there's one of your four thousand.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, if you're lucky, if you're lucky, exactly lucky.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Joko Wat's physy Carpe DM blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Anyway, so the average life of four thousand.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Weeks is summed up in around about one hundred and
seventy five words.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Do you know why I was thinking this? And I
don't know if it's different now, But when death notices
when in the paper, you're paying by word or letter?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Is that correct? Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
So you had to keep it quite short, yes, didn't you?
So that it wasn't like you could just write like
a big paragraph.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
No.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
No, yeah, like some sum them up completely. So this
is from America. So eighty percent of the obituaries contained religion.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Or tradition, which I think would be very different in
New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, caring for others, which have called benevolence, appears in
seventy six percent of it. So that is a lot
more talked about than things like success, power, success and power.
So they never be like he was such a good
boss and he did so well. It'd be like he
was a caring father, he was a loving son.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Da da da da da. Men, there was one what No,
I'm going to become so aware of it for.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Okay, oh my god to do anyway?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
No no oh no, I can't talk anymore. Make me
over analyzed. Talking. It's both of my jobs. It's all
I am.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
It's all literally, talking is hot I do. There's a
split between men and women. Men more remembered for achievement,
power and service. Women more were remembered for warmth, care
and joy, harder and softer yees.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, do you think a lot of those would be military,
because I think there'd be a certain just sort of
like template for military servicemen, right, it's always mentioned even
that few and far between now, but when World War
Two veterans were for sure they always had their soldier,
their soldier number, their military number in it. Yeah. And

(15:52):
I also think.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
This is very American, you know what I mean, Like
they really stand for that, like for country and.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Fries, like no one speaks ill of the dead, Like
when you know someone dies, you're not going to be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
They're actually a bit of a it's a real.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Bit of an a whole yeah, you know, like so
people are always gonna you're not going to get a
real representation, are you.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
It would be so good if you were, like if
you had your tombstone and it said like here lies
Carl Peter Fletcher, generous, caring, blah blah blah blah blah
da a bit of a bitch, you know what I mean,
a bit of a sassy bitch. Yeah, yeah, it could
be an absolute sassy.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Manage that management sandwich. You'd have to put the bad
thing in the middle.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, top and tailor with some compliments, but put the
critique in the middle.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
I would love, genuine would love once I am buried
for it to be like, you know, warm and loving.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
A bit much, could be a bit much, Yeah, could
be a bit of a tornado.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
A bit much, an emotional tornado.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Breakhangers though, Now do you still want us as your tombstone?
To use your ninja slushy? Because I know how much
you loved want it there full time.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
You are going to have to run a cord okay
right from the kit taker's office.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, there's the little that said the mid I you
need to run it down into.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
The I reckon, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
We follow out the tombstone and put like a battery
in there, a deep charge battery like people off the grid.
Li of on and just the top of your tombstone
can be sol panels, sounds.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
And you would you know all the time we have
hours and have a beautiful, spicy frozen marg.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Does that m podcast needwork plays?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Tektok's UK Song of the Year has been announced. I
don't know if we get a New Zealand song of
the Year.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I haven't seen any news articles. But this story has
I guess gone big because we all know this song.
We all love the song, especially in the last year.
There's no surprise it is TikTok's biggest song in the UK.
It is a song that is not you. It's actually
from I believe is it? Twenty fifteen? Yeah, twenty fifteen single.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Guesses you? You know, I know what it knows. Nothing
feats it jets you holidays and right now say four
hundred pounds as a family of four with money, yes,
Jess Glynn, how good? And all because of the Jet
two trend.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Which is all about just how crap it can be
on holiday when you we're on a budget.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yes, users began using the audio to make a joke
out of their holiday fails, traveling chaos and mishaps. Now
I will, I have wondered, and I have googled if
this has been good for Jet two holidays, which aren't
like a holiday package budget airlines. So how many people
have heard of jet holidays that had never heard of

(19:01):
them before?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
You could not buy the kind of mark. But then
the whole trend is here's my shit holiday or here's
my here's my budget holiday or my fail.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
But apparently it has driven massive brand awareness and has
attracted younger customers, which they reckon, you know, will stay
for life.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Have they responded well?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
And it has contributed to record passaging numbers and all
time high revenues for Jet two and twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
So yeah, they would have done well to have hired
a young gen z social media manager, you know, like,
what were you?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Who are you sharing forny that you love?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Who does the social The Department of Conservation in New
Zealand's Department Conservation has stepped up lately. There's a couple
of one's New Zealand native bird accounts sort of like
official accounts that are being run by scrub Daddy did it?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Jue Lingo does it?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Like how good if Jet two did this and they
responded with equal humor?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
You know, yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I just I'd just love to know if anyone's kind
of done a breakdown of how much value could possibly
be attributed to this meme? Like something becomes meme? Yeah,
you just can't. Like I'm kind of skimming through a
Forbes Forbes dot com that had an article about this,
and yeah, it's just crazy. They decide it's insane. You

(20:24):
just can't buy this kind of publicity. But yeah, it's
the song of the year.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Play in Fleshborn and Haley Hailey, silly little Pool, silly littupo.
It is so silly, silly, silly that.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Silly little pool, silly dupotupo dupo.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Siytup Today's silly little pole. And it was. We asked
people voting if to please only vote if your birthday
is in December. Yes, And we asked, do you like
your birthday? Do you think that exactly one twelfth of
all people were born in December.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, because there's higher.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Around Summit. People are conceive the Christmas New Year period.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah, there are actually more Postillamber, more September babies, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so it's not even les split across the year, but
there'll be plenty of Decembers people.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Shag all year. Yeah. You know the thing about people
who were born in December, they love telling you and
I only got one big gift as a kid.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
It's one of the least I just googled this as
one of the least common birthday months globally. Oh wow, Okay,
primarily due to fewer scheduled births around major holidays.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Right, well, our poor friend Jane, he's Christmas Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's one gift day.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
He's out a little bit. Yeah yeah, one big gift.
Do you like your birthday if you were born in December?
Fifty nine percent of people said yes, Forty one percent
said no.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Gwinevere, Oh my god, Gwinever Paltrow, Yes, okay, gwinevery close, Fletch,
but not quite.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'm a Christmas baby and I love it. I know
no better. And I genuinely love my birthday. And yes,
I get two prisents.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
I just I'm gonna go out there and say, as
a kid, I would have hated if my brother had
his birthday and Christmas Day because.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
He would have got all the attention. Yeah, yes, you
would have hated it. Why have you made this special
day about you? How would your.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Parents have handled I reckon my parents would have said,
like hiding Christmas morning is for Christmas and Christmas afternoon
is all about your birthday.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I think my parents would have moved it. Yeah, they
would have had a separate day. Yeah, because my parents
also love Christmas. Well, I want to make it about
may either.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Abby said by Damn, Abbey is such a plain name
to follow up after Guinevere.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I feel like Nobby's a cute name.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Abbe's a lovely name. It's a lovely name, but it's
no Gwinevere. Everything pales in comparison to Guinevere.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Guinevere is the shining star of names, probably ever going
to mention on the show, planning a dinner out anywhere
is such a pain. Everywhere is full of work, party boxing,
says Abby. Oh yeah, of course, Sproullian who runs Hailey's
fan account, Brook's definitely not Haley. I'm a Boxing day baby, thankfully,

(23:21):
born a daylight didn't bother me as a kid. I
like the fact I never had to go to school
on my birthday, but I now realized that would have
been a privilege, literally.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Getting to spend the whole day surrounded by friends. Yeah,
it was the best.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I just if my birthday was Boxing Day, just ask
some vouchers and then just go straight to the Boxing
Day sales.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Just be like.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I guess that's why I always make a point of
having a little celebration on my half birthday. A true
son of someone born between Christmas and New years the
old half. Do you remember when James last year or
the year before. Our friend who is a Christmas Day baby,
made his birthday party really early, but it was the
same day as doctor Shawney's and it was not happy.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
There was teager doctor. It's not even his real birthday.
And do you know what he still goes on about it?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Bless though, when is doctor Shawn's birthday exactly? I didn't
think doctors were entitled. I thought I thought the national
government took that away.

Speaker 7 (24:21):
I know.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I Okay, Casey, who certainly isn't any Guinevere says.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Presents taking attention. What's not to like about a December birthday? Yeah,
Libby Gain thirteenth still within two weeks of Christmas Day
ideal in my opinion, just enough time to separate prisons,
but also a great haul after both days heading into
New Year's becus that's a festive month. Yeah, born the

(24:50):
twenty seventh of December, hard as a kid. All the
presents in two days than nothing for the rest of
the year feast or famine there, Hannah birthday money ends
up getting spent on Chris prisons because they have three
kids with hall are expensive.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Wish lists. That's selfless. Yeah, that's selfless. That's really baby.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Jesus would actually be very impressed by that selflessness. I
was born in the twenty third and people are always like, wow,
that must suck, and I'm like, no, it's summertime. Everyone's
on holiday, there's Christmas decorations and the vibes are high.
I always have a part of November because I know
people will get busy on my actual birthday. Sill a
little pole. Today, I'm being told to wrap this thing
up by the Christmas present.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Only answer.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
If you're born in December, do you're like your birthday?
Fifty nine percent of our December born listeners do?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Does z End? Podcast networks A Sure Real plays, z Ends,
flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
The most complained about ads of twenty twenty five have
been released by the Broadcasting Standards Authority. Well, no, sorry,
the Advertising Standards Authority, not Broadcasting Standards Authority.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's we can go to complain about us if we
say something offensive like boop beep or you're a beep
yeah you beebo by ads. They deal with the complaints
about the ads.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Advertising Standards Authority. Most comp about ads of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Would most of these be still television broadcast or like,
would they be on.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
S TV ads?

Speaker 4 (26:08):
But they all play on streaming or your news websites
or that kind of stuff. You would have seen them.
Oh sorry, that was a big sniff into the microphone.
I really apologize about that because I actually did roast
born earlier this morning for sniffing too much during prep.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, I had two. I had two hard boogies. Hard. Yeah,
there were hard boogies a finger, that's a finger search
now they were too deep for a finger. Wet boogies
go into a tissue. Hard boogies, get dug out with
a finger, get some tassues. Yeah, plays both of you. Okay? Anyway, So.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Fifth of the top complained about ads was the Tina
from Turner's And.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Just because she's so annoying the character.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
The character character complains about offensive lyrics and a burnout.
Kind of have the burnout scene happening there, right, she
was singing a song they see cheeky borderline offensive lyrics.
People were upset illegal driving behavior because of the burnout,

(27:11):
possibly encouraging dangerous conduct, and yeah, they the or what
is it? Advertising Advertising Standard Authority uphold the complaint about
the illegal.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Burnout, which right, which means that when they say up howard,
it means that it was dealtworth pas Okay.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Then above that was the ben Zeid pay app complaints
around misleading surcharge messaging.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I haven't seen this one.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
A digital payment feature called pay app showed quick transfers,
card style payments, split payments, made it look simple, instant
and free, but it was on that was full of
seur charges and fees. Okay, yeah, Nordy rex sooner. The
whole body deodorant, now I have seen this as well,
and I was like, what on earth are we, you know,
putting deodoran on our yeah pets, yes, but not the

(28:02):
bats focused on sweat and non armped areas, but the
visuals showed a lot of boob and inner.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Thigh bum that year.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah, so what do they say sex it's for groin
sweatage a lot, you know, and swear it gets.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Is that a bit of a like we don't need
a whole body deodorant, right? No, you don't you do that?
M Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Push the idea that only a small percentage of sweat
came from the arm pets, viewers said it was crude,
sexualized and gross for puing right, and then above that
was lotto a promise as a promise, and it's the
guy who's in the ski. He's skiing, he's got long
curly here and he's nude.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Oh so that's why some people really like, uh like
prud Yeah, full view of beer, adult nudity from behind
the bottom. Body.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I think bodies, I think basically not even new. You
know what, I don't think it's I'm not I'm not
prittish about a boshe And I mean, there's so many
bodies at the beach.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Everyone we're in the g stream.

Speaker 8 (29:09):
Is what it is.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Indecent and unnecessary, they say.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
The most complained about ad of twenty twenty five was
the KFC Colonel Hacker, and the ad opens like it
had that the your app or whatever you're watching it
on had been real life.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Hacked by like anonymous or something, and.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
A digital glitchy version of Colonel Sanders appears on the
screen calling himself the Colonel Hacker intercepting your ad brak,
And then a lot of people said it looked and
sounded like a real cyber attack, as some thought that
the TV or.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Internet had been.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Parents said it quote terrified children and others say that
it glorified hacking.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That had sixty seven complaints in total.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
This and that's if you the advertising agency or KFC,
that's a win.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And that was uphold and KFC had to pull the
agg complete Yeah, but great publicity. Yeah, I didn't know
that was one was uphold. I thought.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Up hold people, I mean like, yeah, I mean, you're
a title to say what you want to say, and
these authorities are there for good reason, but to get a.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Hobby, I know, get a hobby. Get off, up, the off,
off the couch, close the screen.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, if you're offended by the boshy of the guy
on the lotto d going.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
For a.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Podcast, network plays it in flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well a Londoner living in Australia. Yeah, what's he want?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
She she wont Well, she has highlighted a part of
Australian and I would say New Zealand gym life that
she has just absolutely gobsmacked over. And that is the
fact that at gym's in New Zealand and Australia a
lot of them, we have boards for your.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Car keys, yeah, I use our sometimes and.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Cubby holes We're like, I know that a lot of
gyms will have lockers, but some have just cubby holesles. Yeah,
open cubby holes and you'll just chuck in your car
keys in and your sweater and a towel or whatever
and then go do your workout, huck a bag and
they're here, and she is like you would in London,
you would never do it?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, why not? People steal it? I think people steal it. Yeah,
like we're more trusting, aren't there cameras and gyms around there?
Even what are they going to do? And they're not
coming back? She said, Like the trust Australians and New
Zealander's hand for each other is crazy. London could never she.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Said, showing it, and she was like filming the gym
and showed a cubby hole full of car keys, handbags
and wallets. She was like, it's just pecking Mexicar from
the car park.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Yeah, yeah, definitely where there's a little hook board for keys.
Because it's like if you arrive at the gym, you're
in your gear. All you have is your water bottle
and your towel in your phone yep, and your keys.
You're like, oh yeah, I don't want to carry the
keys around. I've done it before in our gym, and
I have thought about it when you're like was that
a merceda.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Because you see someone's like audi keyring hanging up, You're
just like, oh yeah, okay, yeah, my little MIT's a
bushy behind?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Is that like.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Breaking your insurance if someone just took your car key
you don't have your carky on your position, Like when
we spoke yesterday or was it the day before about
leaving your card leaving your card behind the bar, because
that New Zealand couple left their card behind the bar
and they couldn't get their money.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Back because they had technically just given full axis to
a thing, which is the same thing when you're like,
if you leave your cart basically open unlocked and drive
away a ball, which is if you have the key,
would it be ninety six nine six if you work
in insurance, how would that work?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Said that someone stole your key from the gym.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Board, because she also said like it's not just gyms,
like she said, like just the beach and stuff, like
people will go or even the camfeign and just leave
their phone and keys on the beach or on the
table then go order or go to the bathroom and
just leave stuff. Its like again in London or the UK,
you'd never do that.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I mean, we've very trustworthy and then sometimes you get bitten, right.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I think about this all the time.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I will just be eating something like you be at
a food caught or a cafe and you just to
leave your phone on the table.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
You never do that overseas. I do this.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I have a cafe that I like going to a
lot and I have my laptop. You know, I'll do
some mahi there and I have my phone and laptop
and your coffee, and you like, I need to pay.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm by myself. I say, close the laptop and just
walk away. Yeah, and your phone's there? Yeah, Like who's
going to take it exactly?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
And we leave everything unlocked and accessible, and I just
leave my work emails open with access to the.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Whole wider company. Okay, great, Yeah, nice, I don't I
don't care. We're very tight security here, very tight. Did
you guys change your passwords?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
No, but do it before we go on holiday, horn, Yeah,
because they're gonna be twelve characters long now, fetties, which is.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Going to be hard because what were you worn one, two,
how many seids? I just I just go vorn one two, three,
four five six. Yeah. And then when I needs to
be changed in the year time you been, it's going
to be worn two three, four, five to sixty.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
I think it needs an exclamation mark, special character.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Do they need some special character? Yeah? God damn, I'm
back to the drawing board.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
ZNN podcast needwork.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
No, no, no, no, no, I was too early. Here
we go.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
If you see your fade outside at the road that
says fifteen miles to shen Shannon's hack baby, Well, Shannon's
in studio to give us a some what she's calling
us summer heck this morning, Shannon?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
And why did Shannon?

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Did you just come in through the door and you
were holding a microwave and saying help me, help me,
help me.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
And now we've plugged them into the wall. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:48):
And I'm a bit nervous because we do have a
history of tripping wires in the studio.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
We do the Great Drug Drug Race jug race of
years gone by a lot of kid that was like
a lot of kid.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
It once.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Microwave. I think that'll be okay.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, I told security, I'm taking it for twenty minutes,
so we can't plug my laptop charger.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Good idea, take a little load off the page just
in case mine as well. I might just turn off
the screen. Oh no, I know you need that. I
need that. Okay, okay, we could turn off one zoom. No,
let's keep it. Can turn off, turn turn me off.
I'll be I'll just come back later.

Speaker 8 (35:24):
Sometimes borns are the nicest with his ray kings.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
I need worn here, okay, right, okay, Well, maybe if
we do go off here just to just I guess
so pre we'll be back soon after technical difficulties. If
we go off here, just call it a day. We've
sort of done half the show. I reckon we call
it a year. We could call it. Well, it seems
that we're going to call it a day. We might
as well call it a year.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Okay, Well, we've got the microwave ready. Fishing in summer? Hack,
What what are we looking at this morning? And why
do you have pieces of salami on a plate?

Speaker 8 (35:53):
Everyone is talking about on TikTok salami chips for their
charcuterie boards this summer.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
We love a shark yare yeah? We do?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I don't like when this is headed already.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Really, you're you're a west I'm not in studio. I'm
at home and I can't see, but explain to me.
She has salami and a microwave.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, and on a plate with a paper towel.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
I bought a pack of cheese and crackers, but Hailey
ate the crackers and the cheese. Okay, Well we didn't
need to call that out on it, Okay, Okay. So
I've got four pieces of salami. What I'm seeing people
do on TikTok is putting this on two paper towels
on a plate and a microwave for one minute.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
So I'm going to start that.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
Going, wait one minute, one minute, and we are going
to create crispy salami chips so you can dip them.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Sokay, you go get it on. Do you know?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
I was so my mum, who is a fit microwave?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Okay, that's one minute? Is it? Okay? That's too long?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
I hate everything you should and you're you're going to
regret not cutting me off for this. It's already five seconds.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
This is gonna blow up. Oh my god, to listen
to that? Can you hear that? Dear listener? Get the
mic down there because solami is just blood and fat.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's steaming.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Okay, alright, my mom my, mum does your bacon in
the microwave sometimes and it goes crespy.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Look it's steaming a lot, yeah, because it's just the fairs. Okay,
we've got twenty twenty three seconds left on the count. Nervous,
try this at home first. I mean, maybe maybe shut
the door quickly when you tell it's actually coming up,
but I just it's steam its it smells here like

(37:36):
does it five seconds? Does? She sounds quite nice? Now? Okay?
And now when you take it out, shut the door
correctly to get that year.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Okay, Brian Clin, I'm not gonna be happy with us
this afternoons like Pagan here.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
It does smell, so, doesn't it? Okay? All right, just
getting it out.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
There, okay, all right, Okay. Now the plate is in
front of Haley. Four bits of salami. Please describe, Please describe.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
It looks Okay, I'm going to try to tap it
against the mic. Okay, he's gonna hate this.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Okay, Oh my god, it's rock hard, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
I'm going to say I'm gonna say yeah, you're right,
it's tough. It's not I I'm going to try to
snap it. Pause a simmer.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, that's a chip. That's a chip. Okay, And now
I shall try to consume. Here's a little bit too.
It's not hot. It's not too hot, is it a vegetarian?
Don't come in here, car And it's very Oh my god,
that's amazing. It's so good. Imagine that a dip and

(38:46):
then imagine you've got some dip, You've got some cheese,
cheese going into like a caso or something. Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Is this is this?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Shout out to our keito listeners. They're gonna love this.
This is a placement of a cracker.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
I don't know about this.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Maybe it's microwaven. Could you do this in an oven?
Could you do this in a forever?

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I think you could.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
But I think the fact that it's just two paper
towels in a minute, and you can host an easy
young cheeseboard.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
I mean, I will say that wafer crackers are like
one or two dollars three dollars a pack for the
boogie one, which salami is quite expense. Salami is very expensive.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
My pack of cheese and crackers was three dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah, but you got four slices in it. You've got
far more slices. Tessa's messaged ink on nine six nine six.
She does this.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
She microwaves salami for thirty seconds before putting it on
top of the pizza.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Okay, and Emma wants us to know an air fryer
does it better?

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I reckon in air fryer it would be nicer.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
But proof of concept.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I now I'm going to give it five stars. Yeah,
your face is saying otherwise, but you're not in studio.
I'm not in studio. Thing of Vaughn being able to contribute, Yes,
that's it. One more time will be it's the snapping
of that. I've got a lot of salami at home,
Blong saloon. This is incredible. And then you're not.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
You're not having calms when you have your crackers. No,
you're just having a whole ton of salt and process meat.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
B b brah brah bruh. This is giving five stars
the Christmas present ever. Giving five stars, it's fine stars
for me? What are you giving it?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I just don't feel like can contribute contribute because I
haven't been in studio like from Afar.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
It feels like a two at most, and you see
your faded side of the.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Road that says five stars today, shame this.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Five stars. I think it's because we just got to
eat the delicious smelling meat.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I'm sorry for and I just I just sort of
just made an executive decision.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
On behalf of No that's fine. Listen one more time. Listen, Listen, Yep,
Miami Chips, five stars Embrace the summer. Thank you, Shannon.
I think what a waiting in the year with the hack.
I'm let me just get on the chicks machine.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
You guys are making me hungry as it smells youma
does if I does a bitter A lot of people saying, yes,
you guys, this hack is the best top tier.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Love it. There we go, great stuff. Congratulations reckon, shan Dog.
That's our final hack of the year. You're gonna stop
at five a high. It's been a hell of a
year of hair. I mean there's been some lows, Shannon,
I'll be honest.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Let's just stay on the higher the high.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
The VENM Podcast Network.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
We would like to know right now when you listener
have stolen just a little bit, just a little tiny bit.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Don't missage an I stole a car, that's not a
tiny bit of car. How much is a little bit?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Because the tease of this has already drawn a text
from Dylan who said, I used to work at the
supermarket when I was a teenager and I'd pocket cash
from the register and steal smokes.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
No, that's stealing. That's a lot, Dylan feeling man.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, please wait until we open up the phone lines
another day for when have you've stolen a lot?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I love it from Dylan and dneda, No, we want
to know a tiny little bit. Because there was a girl.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Who was at the pub, you know, at the pub
Oven of Pain with her friends, and she was about
to leave when she remembered she had no toilet paper
at home. And then rather than just stopping at the
corner store or the deer or whatever, yeah, she was like, Oh,
I was going to pop into the loo and I'll
just get one of those like big industrial sized rolls.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Do you know I always think this when I go
to a cafe or somewhere at like and you just
see all of them just stacked up. You're like, I
could just take one of those in put in my bag.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I know you're like that it really last.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I know that really last, well, especially the big ones.
But I'm thinking more than little ones.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Yeah, there's some f they have those nice like individually
wrapped its handbag, many individually.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Wrapped one are always two bl tops though they are
it's like wiping pose of baking paper.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
It's it's not you're gonna get finger breakthrough.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, your fingers through. You're more of a handytael level
kind of wipe.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I like a fick. I like a hotel. If you
could flush handytails, I reckon I'd wipe with handytails.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
I blow my nose with handy tawels. I don't know,
waste my time on weak tess ues. I blow straight
through them.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I need a bag handytail too.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Raugh Yeah, but I mean it's it's just it's it
is stealing because she didn't pay for it, and it's
not that it's not it's purpose.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, it's just a little little bit of stealer.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Do you think when I take the box of tissues
from the hotel? Okay, do you think that's stealing just
a little bit? Or you pay for the room, so
technically they would.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Let you use them all.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Stealing at the thing I still reckon if if you
tire to use them all as far as they know,
you could have just used them all in room exactly.
But then that's like going to the cafe and seeing
rolls of toilet paper there. You could literally stay in
that toilet and pool all day and use them all
and that would be fine. But then taking them, that's

(44:16):
that's stealing.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Okay, slightly different.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I okay, we're getting messages them, so this is what
we're because this is a good one.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Like like maybe you've got a real nice stationary cup
at work, you know, maybe your works and they've got just.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
A little bit of a couple of courier bags, and
maybe I saw a couple of things on trade me
and I'm just a little bit gonna take one of
the bags.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
What about when what about when a bar has a
really nice glass you know what for how many handmake?
I was going to say, you've done.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
That, haven't you. Yeah, I've got.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Shot glasses to this day, I could walk around the
corner into my kitchen and open up a panture and
grab shot glasses that I stole from like the outback
and I'd probably say a bar that wasn't around, born,
that's not around I.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Say the outBut you see the outback. I didn't say
the outback to see the outback ten times? Now, stop
shot glasses. But where do you even buy shot glasses from.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I've never seen shot glasses for sale, like nice heavy bottomed,
heavy duty shot glasses for sale.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Shot glass dot com, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Shut Hey, I'm just going to go shot glass dot com.
Uh no, that's shot glass dot com is.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Take Wait? Did I just start a shot glass dot
com business? Am I gonna start shot glass dot com business? Well?
Oh my god? What hundred dollars at it? And we
want you to give us a call. S's for sale. Okay,
I'll buy it.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
It's gonna cost us thirty five thousand UIST dollars though
absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Okay, we're not buying it.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I'm assuming that's why no one has that website. Yeah,
tixster nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Well, give us a call one hundred dollars. I just
said that, but yep, carry you said tixton nice, I
see the call. I said the call as well.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Well, I'm going to say it. Dials it if you
want to talk with your voice.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
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Speaker 3 (46:06):
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Central Auckland, post code ten ten ten, thank you. We
might be finished this phone and topic by the time
you literallyize, but we will appreciate the mail. If you'd
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send those in as well via career to two Graham
Street attentions.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
It M yeah, yeah, when did you steal just a
little little bit?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
And we're not simply not condoning this kind of behavior,
but a go a woman has gone viral because she
was at the pub and she needed to buy a
toilet paper on the way home after the pub and
she just saw it in the toilet and she was like, well,
I'll just take this, but I.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Will say it was one of those big, large industrial
roles that come, you know, in the big things.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
She was sorted for weeks.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah, so we want to know from you this morning
when you stole just a little bit rain no places,
but where what did you steal.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
More than the same?

Speaker 7 (46:54):
How are we You're really good?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Good?

Speaker 7 (46:58):
So there's a little story behind and this as well.
So my mum, who unfortunately was passing away from val Camper.
She was coming down for a bucket list trip to
see her family in christ Church, and we took her
out for a lovely lunch at the Sushi Train because.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
We just loved it all.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
And she's sitting there, we're.

Speaker 9 (47:22):
All enjoying our lunch, and she is admiring this little
mini tea pot that they're serving their voice source from,
and I mean admiring.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
She care going on about.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
Wouldn't this just looks so cute sitting on the sitting
on the bookcase at home.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
When they want to tell you what they want, very subtle.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
And so she keep going on and we're going, yes, yes, mum, yet.

Speaker 9 (47:52):
We know and we walk out all done, happy, lovely.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
Lunch, and my husband is we're pulling in to go
to car park about the mini.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Tap good boy?

Speaker 4 (48:03):
She was?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
She had cancer, she was, I tell you what if
I ever get and touch.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
What I don't, but boy, you're going to be hearing
about it. I'm going to be using it all sorts
of scandaloss behaviors because.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
What are they going to do? Yeah, I'll steal things
that I want you to do you deprive the dying man.
I'm erin.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Thank you so much for sharing. We're going to Steve
Steff What did you steal just a little bit? When
did you steal just a little bit?

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Good morning, team. I would like to submit to my
criminal behavior. And this is and I'm dubbing my sister
in as well. We do this. We steal toilet rolls,
the rapped individual ones that are at restaurants and cafes
and shops. But we only ever do it when we're
also with our mom because it drives her insane, because
she genuinely thinks we're going to get caught as criminals

(48:52):
and Shoplifters's stop, please, she yells at us when we
get out to the car park. And we've been doing
this since we were teenagers, and we're now both in
our thirties. I've got three children, she's about to have
a baby like these ole models.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
That's so funny, and you're just winding mama. But it's
not even about the toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Yeah, it's like, as a girlie, you never have pockets
and most of the time we don't take our handbags
to the toilet. If we're in a restaurant, and so
we have to try to hide these toilet rolls like
in our clothing on.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
It's so funny. They're going to start putting those Aleta
those electronic tags.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
On the photo on the wall.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, today's lucky customer. I love that, Steff. Thank you Jeers.
When did you steal just a little bit?

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Oh well? I work in an office and just yesterday
I took home some scissors and some salad tables some prisons.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Were they good scissors, jeers?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Or they just go straight through the wrapping paper and
one go, yeah, like those old.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
School school ones. You got the red handle?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, yeah, good scissors, geers. Thank you, so so many
messages coming on. We'll come and get to those necks.
When did you steal just a little bit?

Speaker 4 (50:12):
We want to know right now, When did you steal
just a little bit? And we've got to power through
because we've got a lot of just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
So many messages head it Forrnie, this has to be
your most shocking segment.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Do you have any idea how this impact is affixed people?
Every sync you people are probably rehabiting it. Not that,
not that?

Speaker 4 (50:33):
What about my base says to steal milk from his
office every Friday he had turned up at home with
three to four bottles of two milk.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
You couldn't do that here. Joe Riddell would be on you.
She'd be on you. She knows the milk millimeters. She
comes down second, she'd know. She'd know. She's installed the fridge.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
It's got a scale in it, and if you take
too much milk, she sends you an email, so you'll
use too much milk.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yes, just like the emails when you go over one
hundred k's in the company car. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Oh, someone said I might work at a supermarket that
it just does things where you have to collect stickers,
and maybe I took some stickers. Oh okay, many many
years ago, I got deal dared to steal a bowling ball.
I was on holiday and Wellington at the time. I
took that bowling ball in New Zealand. We're very reluctant
to let me take it as carry on when I
fimb back to Auckland because it made my luggage chicken

(51:27):
luggage too heavy?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
All right, okay, fear.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
I travel a bit for work, and I always refill
my moisturizer at the hotel, just like you did that.
I do know when you stole the soap At QT
they had Kevin Murphy and I was like, take that,
m momum. Someone said, I work, I run a cafe.
Please don't steal the pepper grinders or the cutlery.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Is taking.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Calm on, we're not taking and we're not And I
said at the start of this, we're not encouraging people
to do this. No, God, no, and especially like think
about the local businesses. God, the multi corporate ya.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
If you're going to steal a smaller I hit the
brands we know and love.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Cassie says, I steal nice chop sticks when I eat
a Asian restaurants if they have those nice reusable chop sticks.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
A lot of people messaging in that they propagate. They
propagate plants at the big hardware stores.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Really the stores. I don't do it from the stores,
but nature. I take you.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
If I go for a walk and I see a planter, like,
I'll lean over a fence and take a take a
But to propagate absolute, I've got some lovely things sprouting
in the garden now that I've borrowed, shall we say.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Being a nurse, sometimes things accidentally come home in my
pockets and I've stopped up my first aid kit to fribulate.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Like plasters and a year ago. Well, nurses don't get
paid enough on more for that.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah, somebody said back in the day at a bar
and Christ it's no longer standing. They managed to get
out one of the Guinness serving trays, the metal Ginner
serving Oh my god, loan of those?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Are you used to borrow promo posters from the clubs
in Hamilton one's advertising specific theme nights? I had a
feature wall in my shitty Hamilton East flat.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Oh, I stole the eight ball from the pool table
at the local pub. Oh, don't do that, went back
for years and years.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
They just had a white ball with an eight written
on and vivid. Yeah, place the eight ball that I took.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Who do we know?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Do we know someone that stole an FPOs machine or
a cordless fine from a bao because they were absolutely
boost that.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Terrible.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I work at a pub in the kitchen and if
I need something and I know what I'm going to
cook for dinner that night, I was grab an hangon
from the fridge.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, Ago don't have any salary, just a little bit
at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Once I asked where they bought the steak knives from.
I absolutely loved it. And the waitress went away and
she tried so hard to find me an answer, and
then she came over and she.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Had four wrapped up in a napkin and she said,
just take these. Wait my son and his mate steal
turmeric from parties.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
What you're just going on topping up your turmeric? Turmeric?
You don't use tunic often, but when you need it,
you need it. Yeah. I can imagine having a real blow.
Yeah when when you when you realize what you thought
was a full packet of turmeric has nothing, has no turmeric,
and you're like, this needs turmeric, damn it, especially if
the box are still there and they just take yeah, yeah, yeah,

(54:28):
oh my god, did you read this? Or from the builder?

Speaker 4 (54:32):
I always over order on timber and I take take
we if little side projects and you know, every day
and make sure the bags full of nails and empty.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Wow, I mean we knew it.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Work plays it ends flesh.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
One December eleventh is the day not very far from
Christmas at all.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Fourteen oh fourteen days, two weeks.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Two weeks, two weeks, weeks a Christmas as insane and
so that means what three weeks all this hellhole of
a hellscape of the ship box bomb a whole years over?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Why?

Speaker 7 (55:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
I don't know if you guys have picked up. I'm
not having a great year. Why what happened?

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Why what?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Look, it's a story for another time, time now, but
you've got a time right now.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Because the group therapy with Virginia Flitch, I actually thought
more on that group therapy Hailey Flitch could pay for it, oh.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Because I was paying for my own therapy. I don't
know if you guys know, but I'm pretty sordid. I
don't really I don't think I'm the man who has
not cried since he was a teenager. M hm hmmm,
you're not mean. I'm not going to pay to make
myself cry put On Marley and Met Stevens. I'll crydit movie.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Yeah, I know about his own feelings anyway, I don't
have any feelings.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Us.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah, we're doing it right, an't I it's cheap and
you are. I've actually had a great year, So I
don't know why you go through attacking me. No, and
actually has.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Been great by like you, You've had a good year,
but it's that comparative thing has made your year so
much better, But you don't compare yourself to other people.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
That's just not.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Everybody very wise a wise thing. When you're scrolling through Instagram,
stop comparing.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Well, we're talking about the fact that we've had a
crap year and someone's year still might be made crap today.
Considering the fact that December eleventh is breakup Day, National
breakup Day.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Now, it's this out of America this or is this
a northern or a Southern Hemisphere thing?

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Southern Hemisphere thing? Okay, because because America does it in February,
this is later.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Yes, and it's always a few months before like summer, right, yeah,
so it's technically summer now.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Yeah, there's a reason so December eleventh. There's mini stats
on this as to why this is the day, but
a lot of some of the stats come from Facebook
users changing their relationships, okay, from together to single.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
And it's still doing that. Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know updated mine? Does it pop up like it
used to? I think you can turn it off.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Should have a little lucky Hailey Jane. I don't think
I've had have you changed.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
That.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I do have a new friend. Oh yet nice? Okay?
Is it was it a soft launch? Way or was
that a self launch?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
No, I'm just saying a friend right, I've got many
new friends this, okayn.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
You mean you've got like a request on Facebook or what? No,
just and my friends just become Facebook friends. Self launch.
It's just on the top of my list of my
friends on Facebook. Launch.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
That's a three point there's cushioned. Tell everybody who you're
taking to the tennis?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
My dad and my dad and my dad's friend a friend,
my dad. Solf launch, solf launch. It was about to
be a hard launch anyway.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
December dumbing. Oh wow, it's so hot in this Wow.
Wow listening that's got that's such a hard launch. It
gets a Christopher walking.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Wow wow, I pull the handbrake. Wow, so hard launch.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
This can arise from the stress of the end of
the year, the stress of the holiday season.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Also, is it like, does it come down to, Okay,
who am I buying Christmas presents for this year?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah? If I'm going to become if I'm gonna you know,
I don't see this lasting. Why keep going? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Mostly to call it quits in the middle of Christmas,
heading in a design to call time before a big event.
So you don't want to be like starting the year
with someone who you're not into like and you might
be going away for New Years or making your big
holiday plans like family's about to arrive for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Really want this chump here? You famously were done on
Christmas Day? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Do you have any kind of tips for people listening
that maybe are about to be broken up with if
this is yeah, like you say, halle quite an important day. Yeah,
Well for me it was Crank and Travis as White
as it always rain on me, big song at the time.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yeah, and we got that Have you got that? Or
let's get that on? Yeah, get a bit of that on,
get a bit of that on on, need that to
really set the mood.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
It was raining and I remember driving and just screaming
why sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Sweet call of a day to drive Christmas? Not much traffic, Yeah,
and you're just there. The wipers are like.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
It was in a nineteen eighty six Toyota Starlet, a
four door one, Yeah, because that was a rare thing.
Our family had the four door Starlet and the windscreen
wipers weren't great.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Flesh. Yeah, they weren't great. The blades need to be replaced.
And it was just squeaking down it squeak, squeak.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Slipped a little heartbroken little born said, how.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Old were you? Little born Smith? Eighteen? That is no
wonder the sticks with you pivotal age. Yeah, it was
headful of hair, heartful of feelings. You know it was
woo did she say it wasn't yours? It's twenty five years?
It's twenty five years. In two weeks, I get those stranger, Well,

(01:00:35):
you didn't belong to you?

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Old?

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Straight suture on face? Is it because she's happy?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
I was seventeen? Look up his faceboom?

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Anyway, I'm not going to give her name out. She
doesn't deserve that, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I just think I think this is a good PSA
for someone who's sitting there right now thinking, oh my god,
I don't want to go into Christmas with this person.
This is not the person for me. Five can get
in the dumps. So twenty three six is gonna be
the best year of all of our lives.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Save yourself that Christmas present money, save us half the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Money, Save us off the hassle. Today is National breakup Day.
Get it done. Someone message I've been dumped two years
in a row on December eleventh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Do you think it's because it becomes public and everyone's
like Today's day and people, Oh, I guess I have
to now I've been wanting to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah, pull the pen.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Someone said, you and me both for what an a
whole of a year. I can't wait to see the
back of it. We just do this hanging there, guys,
much love.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
From your fellow Shri Lankan. We I forgot we are
Sri Lankan. I forgot so my ancestory dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Somebody somebody else said they've been done two years in
a row on the liveth But the same guy I
just said that, let you he's listening to Training Trevors. Sorry, Travis, No,
I was looking up that person. She's not on Facebook.
That's a weird move for a millennial.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
She could be dead. Well, you dodged the ballot there
because I went the year as well. Everything's a competition
and whoever lives the longest ones.

Speaker 8 (01:02:08):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I think so plays it ends flesh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
And I just said I was thinking about this movie experience.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
I'm about to tell you about and I forgot to
tell you I treated myself to ato.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
What at the movies. One of those colors. Yeah, those
Mexican fruit. Yeah, those are amazing though they ye. I
was like, yes, it's a glass bottle. Yeah, yeah, I
think there's a grapefruit one that's nice, the the green one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
I'm one, Okay, it's good stuff. Better go well in
the Ninjas. In the Ninja slash, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Might bringer over, I know, but they're there small too
small you put slash.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah, okay, we'll add that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
So I went to this movie A Turner with Elizabeth
Olson and Miles Teller and Callum Turner Julip's boyfriend. Oh yeah,
he's the bookie's latest favorite to be James Bond. Find
a Good Bond, Be a good Bond. Sorry, Callum Turner.
Also he's a tall glass of water. He's probably too

(01:03:19):
clean cut for you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Way.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
He was great Masters of the Year. Yes, that was
an incredible show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
So he's in it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
The basic premise is Miles Teller and Elizabeth Olsen am
married at the start of the movie Our old people,
And I'm not going to spoil anything, but you know,
all this from the trailer, but they die within like
a week of each other.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
And this is also a famous book, right that's been
turned into a movie. No, it's not, it's not. It
was written.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Okay, it gives, it gives in this age of books
being turned into movies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah, at a rapid at a rapid pace, it does,
but it's not. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Basically, there are a couple that will be married for
like sixty years, sixty something years, and they die. And
the idea is when you die, you go to this
like hotel where you've got one week to decide where
you're going to spend eternity and her worth is it
a nice hotel? Didn't look too bad? Okay, not too bad,
like a like a no overtel or something like that,

(01:04:18):
like a super's department, a quest departments, not a quarter
I saw you or anything like that. During and during
the day you go to there like convention centering. They're
trying to sell you different sorts of eternities. Yeah, okay, right, yeah,
that sort of thing. So, and the story is when

(01:04:38):
she gets there, just so Miles Teller gets there and
you kind of like come back when you're at your
happiest with your body and like your life.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
That's what you look like twenty six. Guy was unbeatable
at twenty six. Okay, okay, I'm not arriving at thirty six.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
To you, well, you're unbelievable, nowbeatable, just you wait he
gets there, she arrives.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
But then also there is her first husband who died
in the Korean War. Oh my god, canundro?

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
And did she like him? Did she like him? She
loved them? She she loved him, She got married to him,
and then he went to the Korean War and died.
She never got like a goodbye to her. This is
really giving big book energy. It's good. This is going
to be a huge energy. So the whole movie is
just about what she going to do. Wait, how she
wasn't with it? She wasn't with the guy who died
in the war for ages, but she was with the

(01:05:29):
love though, that first love, first love, and she never
got to live out the life that they kind of
thought they were going to have and plan. And now
she gets a Sam again and ale. Yeah, but he
might not. He might have been the one and she
never got to experience.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Right, he's been waiting in this like limbo, in this
hotel for sixty seven years for her.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
I'm sorry, but who was paying for all that time
in a quest service department? It's not this doesn't currency
doesn't work like that doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
I don't want to do it because who I went
to the movies with has not stopped thinking about it
and has pulled it apart all right, okay, and they've
ruined it for themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Yeah, so you just got just just enjoy it. I
can enjoy things at a surface level. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Not everybody can enjoy things at a surface level. They
need to dissect it. Yeah right, okay deeply. But but yeah,
so that's the whole conundrum of it. And there was
just like lots of like I don't know, lots of
addressing different parts of life and stuff, and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Then old and like there was the dying and I
cried too three times. Wow, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
One was like a couple of rogue tears, pull yourself together.
The next one was like full tears running down the face,
but no noise. And then the third one was sort
of a repeat of number two, like no sniffling, no
like howling, but tears on the face.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Sort of a wet a wet faced situation. I love
a movie cry. It's so cathartic. It obviously releases something
within you that you're you know, relating to. It's good
Flitch again, it's good to cry. You've got to do
it feels so nice. I have been crying by a
body of water recently, by the way, and the other
day I did take a banana.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
And now's that do kind of body? What did you go?

Speaker 6 (01:07:09):
River?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Lake, river, ocean? Just into my road? Live near a
river that's a tidal river? Though, Did you go on
low time that I didn't go when it was sludgy
and low? No? No, no, I went, I went. Did
you check the tides before you win? Of course I
don't much like the tide your your crying can be

(01:07:30):
sort of moon regulated.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Plays it ends flesh forn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Fat of the day, day day day, day do do
do do do do?

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
It's Christmas or holiday song week at fact of the day,
and Hailey, I'm going to need you to pop up.
All I want for Christmas is you by none other
than Mariah County.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
That's crazy. We're here man on a Thursday. What's Friday
going to be Snoopy's Christmas?

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I knew it would be which is only a big song.
I don't want to roll.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Yeah, I know we've I think we've done We've delved
into Snoopy's Christmas before. It kind of was reading the
facts I've got line up and I was like, I
feel like we've done that, or maybe it's a little
too well known.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yeah, but Bonie M's Mary's Boy Child, because that's my favorite.
I could look into it. Maybe could you just have
a little mini fact for me on Bonie EM's I
could do that for you tomorrow. I'll do that to
it for you tomorrow. I've got a friend of newborn.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I've got to post that note here somewhere, and it's
gonna have your name on it and Boniem's name on it,
and the song titled Mary's Boy Child. One of the
most well known facts is how much money Mariah Cawry
makes off the song every year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
You just want down four to five million.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Dollars, not forty five Sorry, I said, it's between four
and five million dollars a year from the song. It's
the reason being one of the reasons it's so heavily
used in retail. Yes, so like we play it, we're
playing it now. She gets a little slice of it Spotify.
This hit a billion streams in twenty twenty one, which
is quite the thing for a song released in the nineties. Yeah,

(01:09:15):
I hit a billion streams in twenty twenty one. But
it Spotify is not paying people much, are they? Bugger
all buga rule?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
So it's the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Royalties, the streams, the radio play, the fact that it's
used in ads and retail. In public usage means that
it's made over one hundred million US dollars over thirty
years since it was released. Wow Wow, But today's factors.
She wrote it in fifteen minutes. Imagine doing fifteen minutes
of work and making that much money. Yeah, the reason

(01:09:46):
being she didn't put much time into it. Her and
co wrote co writer Walter a fun us thief.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
You try saying it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
They wrote it in fifteen to thirty minutes because Sony said,
we really want Mariah to do a Christmas album to
boost their sales, and my team said Christmas albums are
for washed up artists. She's too young, and we're not
gonna do We're not gonna put a lot of effort
into this. We're just gonna do enough to get it
by fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
So Not only was it fifteen minutes, but it was
half asked tears the same she half asked, the biggest
Christmas song of all time. This was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
This was also an episode of ninety Songs that explained
the ninety nine the two thousands.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Yeah, so she no, it was not because this came
into the nineties ninety. I thought it was thirty years.
It was sixty songs that explained the nine. And then
didn't he do more? Yeah, he did one hundred and
twenty eight. Yeah, that podcast rules so much. That's a great. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
She just said it took them fifteen minutes. It was
in the middle of summer. She was dressed in men's pajamas,
jumping around like trying to imagine being a child at Christmas.
Tapped into pure joy and achieved writing the song. That's incredible,
a yeah, madness, and she's made that much money from it.
She composed the melody in a tiny windowless basement in
New York. But yeah, danced around and acted like it

(01:11:09):
was Christmas. So it's so joyful.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Even the Grinchess Grinch could be like, oh, it's a
terrible song, But like the little sleigh vowls get into your.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Yeah, apparently scientifically it's perfect, scientifically engineered ear Candy Hailey
Era Show's musician.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Way in because I did the recorder at primary school.
But okay, there's a couple of musicians here, thank you. Yeah.
So it was in a bright key, the G major. Yeah.
G major is a beautiful bright key.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
You can only see it has a malady that encourages
singer lungs. Yeah, it sounds timeless. It sounds both retro
and modern at the same time. Yeah, and it has
a perfect popcord progression.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Yeah, beautiful. It's simple, it's effective. Yeah, it's similar effective
And she wrote it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
And today's Christmas song Fact of the Day is that
Mariah Howry wrote this song in fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day Day. Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
The z N podcast Needwork Play z MS flesh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Worn and Haley, We want to know right now, what
did you get your parent to do for you to
do something as an adult.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Maybe this is a regular thing or a one off.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Well, maybe this is something that you find really hard, Like,
I don't know, you've got to break up with.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
The gym or something, or make your doctor's appointment. You
make your doctor's pointment. Se're like, mom, please, can you
do it? Maybe as an adult you've got your mommy
to call in stick for work. Yeah, oh my god,
imagine that.

Speaker 9 (01:12:55):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Can you call Ross? Yeah? Really, he's so hungover he'll
believe you. Yeah, I'm really hung over, Mommy, I overdid it?
Can you call him and say it? I really? Secondly,
can't come to the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Well, the reason I'm asking this is because Gwyneth Paltrow
and Jacoberlrdie they did the Variety.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Actors on Actors.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
We talked about Marianna and you know, they get the
actors to interview each other.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Yeah, it's such a great series. It's so good. And
Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Revealed to Jacob that her daughter Apple, who's twenty one
years old, is absolutely in love with him, basically like
chucking her in there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
How old is Jacob lrdie? You look that up? His
response to it was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
No, No, Fletcher's looking at up twenty eight and she's
twenty one, Completely acceptable in my eyes. Why do I
feel you've abandoned me here?

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
No, I just didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
I just didn't think it needed clarifying, you see, but
you know, behind the scenes, she's like, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Can you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
Imagine I will I thought you okay, I thought you
were saying she's gonna be like mom, I'm knocking off.
But she's like, no, no, I know she one hundred
percent wanted mom to be that's for me. Yeah, one
hundred percent asked mom to do this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
On His response was, Oh, that's the thing that you
always get. Oh, my mom loves you, my daughter loves you,
my girlfriend loves you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
It's never just I love you, because no one just
says it to someone, right, yeah, which I was celebrity.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
And then and then Gwyneth is like, I love you, Jacob,
and then they like curse and now they're together.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
I added this last bat this is the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
It's like, Yeah, if Apple was like a bit shy,
she got her mom to do her shot shooting. I
love this and I want to know this from you
this morning. What did you get your parent to do
as an adult.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
For you, whether it's for you life admin.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
It was a call to someone, it was something difficult
you didn't want to do, Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
A difficult conversation with your partner. Maybe I love this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
I had to get my mum to book my ADHD
assessment because I kept forgetting.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
As an adult eight hundred downs at ms number tex
through nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
As an adult, what did you get your parents to
do for you?

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Quyneth Paltrow's daughter most definitely asked mum to just slip
in that she's in love with Jacob Elordie and I
see what he does about that, and so Jacob Lordi
and Gwyneth Paltrow have done one of those actors and.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Actors for Variety and it was a very cute thing.
But I want to know from you, what, as an
adult do you get your parents to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Do for you? Or was it a one off? Have
we had any messages and have people trying to set
them up, like, oh, I can send me what that
go at work? That's on?

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
I'm not sure none of those, Paige, what did as
an adult? What did you get your parents to do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Hello you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
I got my dad to help me with an ACC
claim because I don't understand acc at all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
I don't think anyone does.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
I don't don't understand me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
No, And you're like, what is an accident.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
Yeah, so Dad kind has just told them and I
just sat you look pretty and wet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Yeah, okay, then right we've got something.

Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
We deserved to win though, like it wasn't like a
like you know, we weren't mucking them around.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
They were mucking us around, right, okay. And then so
Dad got in there and it was Dad a lawyer
or something or does he decide no, my dad's house car.

Speaker 8 (01:16:16):
He's just real good at talking paperwork, like just making
things go his way up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
That's great, amazing, were you won?

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
So we won?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
So we just it was just a hearing just via
like a video call.

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
Otherwise it would have been taken to further whatever it
had to be taken to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Yeah, did it, did it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
And we won, and that it was a little daddy
daughter moment and I really really appreciated it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
You know, it's nice. It is super nice. Paige. Congratulations.
We're going to hoget with the Fletchhorn and Hailey rock Quist. Band.
Name's calendar for twenty twenty six lovely.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I've had all year.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Yeah, it's taken to winning a hearing at a CC page.
Wait all sort that out. CEEO, good morning. What was
the thing that you got your parents to do for
you as an adult.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
I got them to pick us up and drop us
off at a gig. There was ten of us, so
they both dropped us off in two cars and picked
us up at about eleven.

Speaker 9 (01:17:16):
They dropped us off a town up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
That is as adults.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
That's like something you do when you're a teenager, right
as an adult, like you should get your own number,
just saying, but I.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
Know it's all The gigs are a trust stadium nowadays,
I does.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
My mom drops me and my best off at Metallica.
It was awesome. I was like, ru, thank you ce. Wait,
they will help you up with the calendar as well.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Some messages in my Mum and I have different last names,
so I always used her as a reference when applying
for jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I was a model employee according to a woman on
my CV. And also, mom's going to lie for you
to get a job because they probably want you out
of the house. You please leave my mom.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Oh sorry, my dad takes my car to get a
warrant eye because mechanics are scary.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
And also I feel like some mechanics if they see
you coming and you don't look like you know about
car seel kind of rip you off totally.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Yeah, not always. I'm thirty one. I get my dad
to do my wife every year.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I'm an adult with my own kids and a mortgage,
but mom still pays and organizes my car registration.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Oh, I made my mum go to the chemisty Plan B.
Do you think mom had to pretend it was for her? Yeah,
and we had to go to three different ones because
they were out of stock to be Plan A. She
wants some grandchildren. She's like, you look after it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Yeah, I'll just take this, and she just gives you
a barley sugar, probably a sign that the guy that
got you the Plan B wasn't suitable as a father.
Get to more of your messages next, keep them coming
in nine six nine six oh eight hundred dials it in.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Want to know what as an adult you got your
parent to do for you? And there is no shortage.
There are people still relying on my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Some of these are so insane. I bought my mom
to my doctor's appointment to tell him I was pregnant
because I didn't know how to tell the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Doctor I was pregnant. I was twenty three ge like
calm on, You've got to be an adult at some time,
did you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
I think when you're about to give birth to a
baby's probably a pretty good time to start trying.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
I'm forty two, so I do most things myself, but
my mom must meet mom. My mom asked me to
text then and make up a lie about things she's
done for me, just so I can get a calendar
for her.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
So wait to hold on a moment, Wait a second,
And so I need you to lie about how great
I am. So I said, my mom gets a calendar.
Let's just let's just give mama calendar. You have mama calendar?
Can we give mama calendar? Just mom? Can we give
mama calendar? I call carlhen Mum, she's the mom of
the show, she's the mom. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Can we sort out that that tics that they were
gonna lie. I saw you guys were on the phone
answering calls, but someone sent in a text. They were
about to lie calendar to get a calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
But I think them their mom wanted them to lie
for them. But so how do we not know that
they're lying about the mum situation? They want a calendar
just for the I.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Don't even have a mom, so devious I think it
deserves a calendar. Anyway, I've got a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Question, if carwhen's the mom of the show? What am
I auntie? Auntie? Yeah? I like that were here. No,
I thought that you were like you were both moms
and we were just children of a lesbian couple. Oh no, no, no, no,
Shennon's not the mom. Shennon is not the mom. Is
she step mom? No?

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
No, no, she's she's auntie like kind of like that
fluozy arntyep.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Somebody said I used to get my dad to fill
up my car for me. I'd bypass my parents' house
on the way home just so he could do it
because I hate doing it. He's dead now, But don't worry,
my husband does it for me. Okay, great, I'm glad
someone stepped into that father role of filling up your
car after your father passed away. Sometimes I think what
would an adult do in this situation. I'm twenty seven now,

(01:20:52):
At what point is it going to register that I'm
the adult in the situation that I think really even dance?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
It doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
I was waiting way to hung over my last day
of work before UNI, so Mum called and sick for me,
and then went and helped my friends set up the
sheared lunch that we were putting on for my last day.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Still on this day she thinks I was suffering from
food poisoning. Oh, bless mom, Mom, I'll go. You just
rest up. You're like man at a rage. Last. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
If you people getting my mum to book their doctor's
appointment even as adults, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
You literally do it online. There's an online portal. The
terrified of phones, the terrified of phone, you can do
it online. You don't even need to call.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
And no, Mum removes every stain on my clothes when
I get a stain on my clothes, the same same.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
And living with my mom. Now my whites are white?

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Yeahs oh man, if you guys have any whites, you
just dropped them off to man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Do my own whites. I've got some whites on in
the washing machine right now, won't they will? What whites
do you have? You only navy blue? A wash midwek wash.
Do you want to know what either? Something filters like? No,
it's something is about to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
No, I'm going away tomorrow, so I'm washing my sheets
There's nothing dubious or sinister going on here, right, It's
just my week.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
You told me about your day. What about what about
last week when you had the power cut? Do we
have time for that story? Because that should be honest?
The floor three minutes past nine. That is all the
time we have run out of time on the show.
Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poose,
last thing for a poose, Jesus give us a review.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
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