Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 16th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the policeman in Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animals making happy happened for pets.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Now, I just changed my password because here at work
they've changed it and you don't have to that it
once a year. But it has to be four characters long.
It contains three foreign language words, ninety symbols, and at
least one sort of pentagram that could summon Satan himself.
But I have updated that. Now I'm going to write
it on a post at night and stick it to
my laptop. Novore, No that on the video.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
No, you text it to us in our private private chat.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
That was a that was a how what not to do? Video?
And that was the answer was not doing that year.
So maybe keppt out of those videos quite a while ago.
The training modules. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
You've received an email promising a million dollars if you
exchange your business's account.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And you text myself and you sent yourself, You sent
them new bank details and you are hoping that just.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Said what you're gonna say? A million dollars in this day?
And it's crazy, isn't That's going on in life?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
On the show The Top Sex and that it's you're
just emailing your messaging yourself your password again. I don't
think that's in breach of the feels not great casaging
it myself.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay, okay, Well they shouting down.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
The three G network, guys, the three G telephone network
anyway that walked so five G could run.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, okay, I don't know why we've.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Kept it around this long.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
It literally doesn't do anything. When you're on three G,
you're out of luck.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I know, because they've lost so much of its resource
as it was robbed of resource. Well that we use
four G and five G now, don't we, so that
don't need it. Four g's is on the way out
as well. Yeah, right, going to bring on stuck. I reckon,
go straight to seven g's.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Seven G eight G eight G G Get up b
G up two G up two G. Yeah, let's go
back to go back to two G. I reckon, let's
go to t G up G.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
That'll be I reckon, that'll be five that kind of
ultra fiber broadband speeds.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
You go to click something on your phone, it already
knows we're going to do. It's already done.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So I've got the top six things that you did
on the three G. There we work in two thousand
and six years, two thousand and five, okay, three G
because win were the first iPhones two thousand and phone
see even was the first, okay iPhone, but iPhone three,
which was the one that really took off was two
thousand and nine, right, and that was a lot of
that was on three G as well. Yeah, iPhone three

(02:29):
G was one of these that was.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Way just to do anything?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
How good?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Three GB?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Right right now, don't.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You next on the show?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You know, we love our wrapped here at the show,
we do, yeah, and we particularly like a niche wrapped
ladies and gentlemen. The homosexuals have spoken grinder wrapped us out.
And I'm going to tell you what those piskey gays have.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
The DNN podcast Needwork, Clay z in Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
You know, I went, I went to write something down
about Nick's year, and I wrote down things for twenty
twenty four. Oh it was for the show, right, I'm
banking some ideas. Yeah, okay, you've got the notes. App
Also you said things for twenty twenty four, I know, yeah,
and then I was like, oh, no, next year is
twenty twenty five. And then I was like, hold on
a minute now, bab yeah, it's twenty twenty six. Six

(03:22):
next year. That's crazy. Yeah, So next year is twenty
twenty six, but this year is twenty twenty five, and
we're getting towards the end of it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
We're getting Words of the Year, we're getting wrapped.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Spotify leads the charge of that, and then everybody else
comes out with it. So Grinder unwrapped is out right unwrapped, unwrapped.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Daddy of the Year. That was good. That was good
for really good from Grinder unwrapped.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Lady Gaga is again Mother of the YEARLD for the gays, Yeah,
Ariana Grande is second, Beyonce third, Taylors were fourth, Chapel
Road fifth, Daddy of this this this, by the way,
there's a ton of information here. There is now for
those that don't know. Grinder is the Yellow Pages for gays.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's the gay Hooker. That's what you call it, the
Yellow Pages.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Probably not looking for love.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Daddy of the Year five Beckham four, Tom Hardy three,
Ricky Martin to Henry Cavill. Have you seen how good
Ricky Martin looks that he's had different obviously, but he
doesn't look like his head work.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, it's good work.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's good work. Pedro Pascal is Daddy of the Year
number one.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
He's so great.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, some mother, Mother of the Year, Mother of the
in training.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Sabrina Carpenter takes that out.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Okay, okay, got some show recommendations Adults, too much severance,
the White Lotus, and overcompensating, which I haven't watched, have
I I don't think you're like overcompensating.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Did you watch it?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
What's it about?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It's this guy and it's like his kind of coming
out kind of at high school, story at college, at college.
But I don't know, you'll know the the media.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's got the same guy that was in Adults. Yes, yes,
yeah it does. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Song of the Year is Abrakadabra by Lady Gaga. These
are the gay anthems for twenty twenty five. Golden by Capop,
Demon Hunters, The Fate of Affilia, Taylorswift, Anxiety, doughty Manchild
by Sabrina Company, Gay Dictionary, the phrase on Everyone's lips. Okay,
de Lulu, Yeah, now it's weird. Because this is an
app and none of the app involves music or I

(05:31):
guess it's like songs.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That have been shared or put.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
It was just being shared. I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
At the Gay Dictionary, I can see Dululu clock at
a crash out.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I understand all these what is turning nineteen in Poland?

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Mean?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Do you know what it means?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Shabooboo kaboo boo turning nineteen in Poland?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Also, Poland doesn't have a single massive cultural meaning. What
do you mean? This isn't the rap I'm getting to.
I'm getting to. The bad Bunny is apparently the year
to the sixty stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Bad Bunnies, your bad Bunnies number one, brown skin, light eyes.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He does have light eyes. I couldn't even eyes. He
didn't gout eyeballs has eyes? Yea, Who's who's got?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Who's there doing.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
With this rap?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
It's massive, there's so much information I can go down
to more Bulge of the year belongs to Bad Bunny.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, you're not reading the article that Hailey had a
reading led the thing that it linked to. I've clicked
through for more information.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Twits Twitzerland, Switzerland has the most twinks Italian users were
the most inter feet.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
South Korean.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Apparently they have the most open relationships.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Do they?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Here's the interesting information.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
In the most dick pecks, Midian and Colombia, Milano and Italy,
Athens and Greece, Bangal Law in India, Oh, Okay and.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Mainland is seeing the most nudes.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Right.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Us had the highest percentage of self proclaimed daddies.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Ireland has the most beers.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
London's top city for the gaycations.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
South Africa is the bottom hot spot.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
To South Africa in like a number of days.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Franchise frenchise the most well hung bottoms. If you're after
film tops, it's the United Kingdom.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Now we're in the juice.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
South Thorea has the most open relationships. But this is
something I had to lead them. I had to lead
the straights.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
No, you were giving us too much straight straights through
some palatable things. And they're like, oh, I like that
Lady Gaga song too, and I liked that, and I
like this, and now we're getting into the juicy juicy.
There's a big there's a big top shortage in Vietnam.
So turning nineteen and Poland is a meme based on
a law in Poland. That requires males to be assessed
for serving in the military at nineteen years of age.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Right, So Grinder and Total, Yeah, I get it, I
get it, Grinder Aeld and thy five billion chairs man
that that pops off.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
That everybody every day is talking to every other game.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
He's saying, where's the straight where's the straight version of that?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
We have tried.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's tender, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Nah, it's tender, still flabby, And I don't mean the
body is on there.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
That's absolutely fine. In fact, preferred but not.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Field, I guess would be the closest, which is a
little bit more hookup oriented, alternative lifestyle, more AULTI lifestyle,
but more fun like sexual preference forward.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, since Top Country is using right now, does that
many people using the app now or it's right now?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
A thing? Because it's malta.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Brown skin, I'll tell you a lot of brown skin lar.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
The podcast network plays that ends Flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Bunnings were house.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Lowest prices are just the beginning all working at Bunnings.
Go to Aisle seven for everything that you need.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Bunners were house.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
You knew someone that did that? One say they worked here? Yeah,
they didn't get paid in the extra.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Now they don't get paid and they actually make you
come in off your shift or do they shift?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Well, Bunnings is jumping on the old la boo boo
trend of the mystery box and they're releasing their own
mystery Bunnings mini beers. Five to collect a mystery box
mini beer. You don't know which ones you've got?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh, that one's in a high vers I reckons beers.
That that's the mystery That would be the hard one
to get.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
So there's team member beer, which is your ones you
see in the ads, rain Poncho beer, Hiver's beer, the
one you're looking at, straw hat beer with those hats.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, but you know, man, but Bunnings does do this stuff. Well,
what do you mean a green body suit.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Rare secret beer, rare secret beer, right, lindboxes encourage collecting training.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Beer. That's the team member.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
That one's also very cute, the one in the red
polo with the Bunnings iron on. Yes, and then I
want to know what the mystery beer. And so they're
exactly like the Booboos. They have a key chain.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah, you just buy it like a little and you
don't know which one you're getting, yep, to get it out.
It's a little plush kind of little mini beanie thing
twelve fifty and it's and you don't know what they are.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
How long have these been on sale?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Please tell me there is Please tell me there are
trades already attaching them to their.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Too turned out to my house.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Bunnings be prospect girls, produce a girl.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
He's a trade if you say trade.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
And there's you know, big steel cap boots and shorty shorts.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Oh my, I'm only trusting trades that come with those beers.
Now little boo boo boos. Yeah, I was going to
say boo boos.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, Bunnings babies. They can't call them la boo boos,
can they? But they're just Bunning's mystery. But this is
a bit of roll. Did you see them mini buckets
a couple of weeks ago?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, bucket?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
So you know the green Bunnings buckets and usually they're
like twenty leaders. They were like the size of a
cup and everyone and Australian girls were getting them for
cocky tars.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
I did contemplate when I was in Melbourne, like popp
into a Bunning so said they have them, But that
felt like a lot of because it like we've got
our own.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
That's cute.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
But the Bunnings bucket hats popped off as well. Everyone
one of the Bunnings bucket hats.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, well they had their own moment here when those
unruly Irish tourists were in the room.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
To them, are you going to go? Are you going
to collect these? I mean I think that they're pretty
affordable as well.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
How much do you guys pay for la boo boos?

Speaker 4 (11:49):
They're like thirty nine or something. Yeah, yeah, those aren't
the right way. Yeah, I constantly looks a little bit posessed.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'm still using it though.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I do laugh though when I see growing adults with
la booboos on their bag walking around the city. But
I think I'd find it more like wholesome if I
saw a trade with a Bunning spear.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I think that must be funny.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
From the like review Merrit and they're trying.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Cute.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
I find it quite hot and endearing because trade.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
But why do you find that hot than endearing?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
But then you see a grown adult wearing a laboobo
on their handbag or their gym bag, and.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Do you think we're growing adults when you refer to growing.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Sweet darling angels, small little lost lambs, aren't you.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
The z M podcast network play z m's flesh.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
For And this is a viral food trend that originally
when I heard about it, I was like, yuck, and
then I thought, actually that makes everything better, So why
wouldn't that work? And there's a apparently taste like something else.
So you get a soft serve ice cream. You could
go to your nannies or just your local you know,
tip Top deairy. By the way, excuse me, I I

(13:12):
don't have a dairy with ice cream scoops now because yeah, yeah, yeah,
like closer, but not my shops.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, you could just get a two little to keep
it at home.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
I'm not doing it myself. That's not part of the joy.
A part of joy is going in and being like, oh,
I think I have a little cooking.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
You've got to roll a scoop roller. You can kind
of make it close.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
No, no, no, it's not the same anyway. So say I
did this, what I would do is I would go
in and I would get a cone of vanilla.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yep, just vanilla is what you want.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
And then I would have to walk at home because
I don't believe the dairy would provide the service. Then
what I would do is I would microwave a huge
bowl of butter, and then how much.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Money have you got to melt away?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Like in this scenario infinite money?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Then I would roll the cone into the butter like
dip it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Wait, the butter is still hot or it's cooled down,
it's melt its liquid form, Okay, but it's cool because
otherwise it's just going to melt the ice cream.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, you wouldn't have it straight from the micro you'd
have it cooled down a little bit.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
You can't have it resetting.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
No, no, no, no, no, so cool warmsh. I guess
do it around that? Dip the whole entire vanilla ice
cream into there, Sprinkle some flaky sea salt on top.
Buttered ice cream, butter dipped ice cream what people And
people are going like, excuse you, and then trying it
and being like, no, it tastes like salted caramel, or
like dolt shde de leche, or like just kind of

(14:43):
a buttery, creamy caramely thing.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's really good.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I feel like I try this.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I feel like this would be better in a bowl
with ice cream. Oh so you're going bowl and then
and then more and then butter and then butter drizzle
the but it because otherwise, like you're not going to
get the ice cream high. Oh my god, that's butter.
So that's like he's basically dipping it into like a
chocolate like yeah, when you see them do a chop chop,

(15:15):
and the butter kind of hardens again because the ice
cream is cold like chocolate. Okay, I don't not get it. Also,
video not wanta. That video shows him running back from
the ice cream shop with the ice cream so that
it doesn't melt and time.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, totally totally.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay, that's so interesting.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I want to know maybe tried.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Maybe it doesn't melt because it's soft serve. Yeah, it's
just got a slightly that's definitely.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
It is funny watching him. It definitely is soft surve.
Look like you've got to have.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
The yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
On a hard pack, rolla vanilla, it would work, although
he could have a super cold to right for you.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
That was it? Oh god, no.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Ice like it's sort of when we haven't started off.
This is a this is a healthy little tree.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, and you are like you say, you're having ice
cream as well, So yeah, why.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Not dip it in butter?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Why not dip?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Do you know what?

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Next year, I'm going to be dipping my whole life
in butter as a metaphor.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
As a metaphor, right, like, how am.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I going to make this day better? That's gonna be a.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Saying, Ah, well, you know what you're gonna do. You're
gonna do that in butter? Yeah, I mean it's just
the most expensive it's ever been.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Needwork play z m's Flesh one and Haley from your.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Local community Facebook page. This is the top sex.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Top sex things you did on three G in two
thousand and sex as the three D shut down in
New Zealand is starting the turning off for three G.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
My Spark, two Degrees and one end.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Z still have three G networks and either those sites
that are currently three duel we are upgraded to either
four or five.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Just get straight to fine.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Yeah four can't even load my Instagram reels properly?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
No, yes, frustrating.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Okay, So sometimes I was at my parents of the weekend.
They don't even have reception and they're like not even
that far, like there, they don't have any reception like one,
one or two.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Bars do if you're at the back of my house,
if you're at my garage, there's like nothing.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I have to go onto the deck and stend in
the corner to get a traditional funk.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
But still wild that these days that there'd be any
like areas of bad reception that houses are in.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Where is all the stuff?

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Wasn't everyone at the end of last year being like
total coverage and they were all the ads like I'm
in the middle of the bush and I got full coverage.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yes, that's where that's the teaming up with Starling. Some
of them just quietly didn't do that, which is quietly
not coming. It starts and deneting on the twentieth of
January they start turning it off. Then south of Otago,
then Canterbury, West Coast, Tasman. They worked away out the
country Northland in February and then the last part will

(18:05):
be Wellington on the seventeenth of March and then gone
bye bye.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
So we have two G.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, yeah we did, could we?

Speaker 7 (18:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Two G was the one before three G. Two G
was calls and texts right two thousand and five. If
you were using that was just calls we had generation right, yeah,
just G and then sub G and then two G,
mention eleven G in like twenty forty.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah. Everything you'll just and it'll be on your phone.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
Go.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
So the top sex things you did on three G
in two thousand and six is today's top sex and
a number six updated your MySpace top eight friends from
your saying sung.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
E two fifty.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
By the way, I gurgled, what was capable of doing? What?
So this should be factual? Okay, that's because that had
a browser in it.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
It would have been a chunky monkey. Yeah, and it
would have been real slow. But apparently because this when
I had a razor, had a razor. The top sex
things you did on three G in two thousand and six,
asked you up, they're a BlackBerry pearl eighty.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
One hundred using your full querity keyboard.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh yeah, full querity.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
I remember having a little black black Berry ripoff know what.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
It was tell or something?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, yeah, full board.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I think Nokia did a keyboard phone as well. Yeap, Yes,
number four on the list of the top six things
you did on three GEN two thousand and six. Listen
to Justin Timberlake sexy Back on your Sony ericson W
eight hundred. I had that, and was it the Mani
version that you could have got the mini version as
a ring time as.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
A ring tone?

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Remember do you remember there were ring tone charts? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I remember art yea terrible Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Number three on the list of the top six things
you did on three G in two thousand and six,
A you bought some pingers via text on your Nokia
N seventy three. The N seventy three was the one
that turned sideways?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Do you remember that? And he he bought either side
of the screen?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Was that the one that Nellie and Kelly and the
was it dilemma music videol.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Bridge excels bridg sheheet on the screen? What phone was that?
What cell phone was in the dilemma music?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
So good?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Eye was like, dude, what is this excels in a
cell that was ninety two ten communicator Even.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
To this day, Ruin still takes the pass out of it.
It's so good. Yeah, whose fault was?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
The communicator was a different beast that caused like a
palm pilot, like an open ah.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, it was even earlier.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
That came out in two thousand mahat of its time, mate,
number two on the last of the top sex things
you did on three GEN two thousand and six, sent
a rap Steve R and tweet from an LG chocolate.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh yeah, it was two thousand and six and Steve
so long years next year, next year and.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Number one of the last of the top six things
you did on three G in two thousand and six.
Are you sent a blurry dictaic from a motor Olla
V three razor?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Wouldn't have been a great.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
One sort of ratios?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, it might have worked in your favor, kind of
like those bluary pictures of the yetti.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
What a Cannbury panther?

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
So where's the kend which is actually what I call
my penis? Where is panther? Because from a distance it
looks a different scale. Yeah, it might just be a
feral cat. It always looks. We haven't had a Cantergary panthers.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
I'm saying it's been to the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
It's been so long since we've seen a Cannabury panther.
Anyone's had any light. See if I got it with
the latest phones, I reckon you be out a zoom
in so good.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Oh my god, you can zoom in so good on
these fines. It gets better as you zoom.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Man. Oh that iPhone seventeen's nuts. Yeah, okay, it hasn't
been There is a Facebook page the Canbary Black Panther Sidies,
but it hasn't been updated.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
For a while.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
See, I reckon it's dead.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
It's been for years.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's gone under someone's deck to die.

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Took itself away not to cause a fast rope there.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Canna believe black Black Panther and rop two three G
that is today subsects.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Plays it ends flesh fore and Haley.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Okay, I understand how when your algorithm gets into a
little you know, vibe.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
It's because of you.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
How yeah, how it feeds itself because of your behaviors.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Right. I do hate that.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
You just linger on something, maybe because you're not paying attention,
or you look away to talk to a friend, and
then it's like, oh he likes this, yeah, and no
I'm like no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah. So I understand that.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
I understand how my algorithm broke and has stayed broken,
because yes, I have then gone on to send it
to people.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
To go what the hell is there? Yeah, that feeds
the algorithm. It's engaging. I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
How we got here.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Now, my algorithm will not take long before it shows
older women sort of flirting with the cam and then whoop,
suddenly flashing their beer exposed genitals. And I didn't even

(23:10):
know this was uploadable on.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
You showed me one of these before.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I was shocked so that you showed us someone the
lady she's holding is it a basket or something a
box in front of a.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Sh They'll be holding a makeup bag or a basket
or something like this, and they'll be like, Hi, today,
I want to show with you my new fruit basket.
And then she just goes hoop and lifts it up
quickly and there are her.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
And it's like not even a second of genitals whip and.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
It's genitals or boobies.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
It's genitals a bit it's so wild and why are
they doing this?

Speaker 5 (23:44):
And I know, like, power to the power to the people.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
These women are in their.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Seventies late seventies, and it is like every I'm just
scrolling now and of course now I'm talking about I
can't find one.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
But if I look like that, my late seventies, I'll
be pretty stoked, but flashing people young enough to be
my grandchildren. On Instagram, it is.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Like every third video for me, it's something's happened. It's stuck.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Also because like Instagram or Meta and Facebook are so
strict with like even boobies and like nipples and stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, they will literally take people's accounts down because they
posted a photo at the.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Beach and you know, Grannie's wind sock.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
But it's just like it's like a quick little flash.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I tell you why. It's about five knights coming from
the wind.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I don't know how to fix an either.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Every time, and I'm binginguin here every time it comes up.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
I go dot dot dot, non interested in it when
it posts from.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
When it came up last time, you showed us and
you sent it to people, and so that just tells.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Instagram you want to see more. I know it's do
you know why?

Speaker 5 (24:50):
I have a friend and sit there and he's got
very dark sense of humor, and I send these things
to him all the time, and because it makes me
laugh the idea of screwing up his algorithm, but in
doing so, it's really it thinks that I'm into women living.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
With those dolls that are like babies.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
A day in the life with a living doll or
Grannie's fleshing their beds.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, this yeah thing. You've got to be careful.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, soone just message saying Haley their AI. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, that didn't look that one you showed us before
didn't look a.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Differently seen multiple granites and it's definitely not giving AI.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Also, you can tell AI because it's got like four flaps, Yeah,
fingers or flaps.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Listen, it's been a while, I know, but there are
four flaps fletching.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
They generally come in piers. It was a fun down there.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, well no, that's called something else, but I won't say.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
It on you plays it ends flesh one and Hailey
fun and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Silly little pool.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
Si. It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Silly little.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Apparently this is my idea. I don't recall, So there's
there's no reason we asked. The video I see through
that really is that of those guys having a fight
on a golf course is very fun. You're getting as
handed to you and are there how embarrassing tosses this
fellow into a lake and he comes back out for more. Yeah,
every time he punches them, he went bam bam.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
He actually said it out loud. The guy was twice
his size, but also just embarrassing fighting as a.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yeah, there's a way you can do it. You can
express yourself. You can sort of process emotions, say them and.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Chat words with words, okay, and ears. Sometimes words can
hurt more than fists. Yeah, so let's be careful with
them with our little word fists or our whatever. Tongue.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
A tongue no different, No like tongue punches different.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
What I'm saying, it's the equipment is not using your
first your tongue, and it hurts more than a punch.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
I punched once in the face and I got such
a Friday, laughed in the face.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I was in a club for the homosexuals.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Wait, you got punch in a gay bar.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
And there was a girl dancer and she was being
I don't know, she was just being very obnoxious and
I sort of laughed at her and I turned around
and then I found a tap on my shoulder.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Turned around, she clocked me in the jaw. I got
a black eye.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
It was quite whether it's a lesbian that hit you
or a gay man.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
No, she was giving berg hag energy. Oh okay, right,
but yeah, I got a fright. I would never think
to punch back would be so such a embarrassment.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Well, eighty one percent of people said no, they've never
been in a fist fight. Nineteen percent of people said yes,
they have been.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
In the fifth fight. Okay, all we go, here we go.
Rachel's been in a first fight. Rachel, you're not letting
me by Burger king after a night out of Rotto's
and Takaperna in the two thousands, and then we both
call mom at two am like we're the victim. Love this,
And then oh my god, that's the that's retro. Oh

(28:09):
my god.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Was rotto Is one of the balcony a on high Streets? Yeah,
it was, because it was another one of it was
another one of the islands, and Rotto's was the big
one on the shore.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, it's now the elephant Wrestler, I think so. Yeah,
is that right? Yep? It was along that strip anyway. Yeah,
get me down to the tavern.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Remember that little north Coat hotspot in the early two thousand. Yeah,
Connor said, I broke my hand in one backing up
a mate, and the other was because a drunk idiot
punched me because I wouldn't give him a slice of
my pizza. But I swear I'm a good little boy.
I never started a fight in my life. Early twenties
just got me thrown in a couple of in the
middle of a couple Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Right, yeah, totally something you just find yourself in there.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
You're in the midst of it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I got my boyfriend at the time cheating on me,
said Libby. We were at a party. I chased him
at the front door and I punched him in the face,
and that is when I hit rock bottom. But I
also learned I can throw a man punch and I
knocked him on his ass. Okay, yeah, right, okay, good
to have that moment of self realization. Yes, Rachel said,
I was a teenager and my sister thought I was
wearing her jeans.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I was not.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Things got heited and I smacked her in the mouth.
I endstantly ran and hid in the park until she
calmed down. Though ruthless, I gir went to punch my friend,
said Dana, but completely missed and punched me in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Does that count? Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Taken her first?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, to take it to the face, Laura. I'm from
carl Gurley in Western Australia. Need I say, how gilly
they love to throw down.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I saw this out. We're going to do it the
old cow girly way.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
So I missaged and I did get punched by a lesbian, okay.
And I truly wasn't having it away with her girlfriend.
I actually fancied her. Oh the irna. Oh okay, So
she was sort of coming in with a fluid in it. Yeah,
this lesbian got.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
It, ros rid it right. Shout out to Lesbian's nine
sex nine six you're lesbian sex nine Saban just a
lesbian chicken nine six nine. Actually it's important to checken
on your lesbians at the summer listeners.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Otherwise we have to send out suit and rescue.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah you yeah, because that will either be at one
stage of the lesbian relationship. They'll be in the fascination
stage where they're looking to move it as quickly as
they came on, the stage where they're kind of looking
to pack the new hall and move out again. Yeah,
open things up at especially this time of year, so.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, nine six ninety six.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, I'm a bouncer and a female one, so I've
got myself caught up on a few brawls.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Trying to de escalate a situation, said Tea.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Wow, okay, Tea, sounds like confused feelings, bouncing in the
middle of it all, just taking it in a stride.
You now, said, check out lady ripped my dress and
my booby fell out, So yeah, I punched her.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
No, what why would it?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Chick's why they have body cameras in supermarkets.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Now, sorry, why would the check out lady rip your dress?

Speaker 8 (31:06):
Why?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
I've got a boobou and the teddy fell out and
you punched her. It would be weird though, if you
were in like a supermarket and it was just out.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
I've never had a titty out in a supermarket.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Hand on heart.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I can say I've had a titty out during a
single in a supermarket.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Maybe a little bit. That's a bit different. Yeah, that's acceptable,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Brooks said no, but boy, do have some serious punch
ups in my dreams. Oh, I think you need to
get out of your system. Yeah, like take a boxing
class or something.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, you go to body combat, and Phanilia says for
finala if he in l l a Fanillalla.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
What an interesting name, very beautiful Fanella Dagger. That's not
a real name, that's a fan that's that's a stage name.
That's a beautiful stage name, Fanala Dagger. Sid, you say
I've been in a first fit, you should send the
other girl. She was fine.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I was not.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
The other girl.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Hell thing to it, man, Now I can't when you're
Nella Dagga. You've got to be able to hold your own.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I really feel like you've got to be able to
do so. Today, silly little pol we said, have you
ever been in a first fight? And only nineteen percent
of you have?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
The z N podcast network play z End's flesh Worn
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
If I may abuse my powers of radio, My mam
is listening from.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Hospital this morning.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Oh pets, operation you good.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
She had a thyroid dick to me, got one half
of her bloomen thyroid removed. And I said to her yesterday,
oh there's a keyhole or down the throat.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
No, they just slit her throat.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well they they cut it open. Let's you gonna have
a cool star. Well, she's gonna hate that I said this.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
The surgeon did say to her, they'll try and get
the scar in one of her natural creases.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
What was he trying to upsell her on the Niptuck package?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Was there, We'll try and land the scar right in
one of your natural creases. Wow, mama is listening from hospital.
She wanted to shadow her nurse Stevie. Stevie said she
was jumping in the car and be listening.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Stevie's don't finished the shift and she she's off.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Did Stevie give Patsy extra jelly? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, nice. Anyway,
I had another question, what about my mum's natural folds?

Speaker 5 (33:24):
You know, I think the high quite nicely and Patsy's
natural creases.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Leave Patsy alone.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
She's doing well, that's what. Is she listening on traditional
f M broadcast or is she on the.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
iHeart I believe Stevee's on traditional broadcast.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Patsy's on iHeart Radio on.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
The Fantastic we Go just iHeart Now because it's not
just radio, it's all You can get that podcast as well.
Set them as a pre set favorite.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, baby, we are kp Iron.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
You can't say we didn't take him off. Now millennium
gather gather around the cauldron, millennials because there is a
trend going viral called millennial optimism. We're, in particular Gen
Z young but younger people than.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Us because they exist.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Now we're not the youths we are. We are the
youth of the nation. That's what we used to sing
when we were the youth of the nation.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
This is almost the aesthetic.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
This is the time that they are kind of glorifying
at the moment because you know, nineties was big for
a bit, the fashion and the trends of the nineties.
Now it's like mid to late two thousands, full kind
of twenty tens emo vibe. You're kind of grungy, your
owls hipsters.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
We really got into ours hipsters.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
And the hepster f I'm the iraqon like.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
The mustache mugs, apple photo boost selfies, you know, grainy,
unfiltered house party photos, owl prints everywhere.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
You know, my daughters are getting a digital camera for
smith why, like a low Yeah, effectively, like some knockoff brand,
cheap one that doesn't take.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Great quality photos.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I keep seeing people.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
With that because they want to step back into.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
That yeah, and I was like, I've got a I've
got a box in the garage, and I'm sure it
has an old cyber shot in it.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Oh, it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
It was definitely a vibe, but now they're glorifying it
and being like they're calling it like nostalgia and like yeah,
like it was so optimistic and all of us were
like it wasn't like no one need any money?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Was it was so what are they going? Were uning
for a simpler time?

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
I was just going back to a two thousand and six,
like that's the the selfie there, you've gotta have the
flash on.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah for a two thousand and six white high enough angle.
That was almost yeah, there we go.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
That's crazy you Yeah, my little Emo, little Emo two
thousand and six sprow right. I would I would love
to see an Emo revival because I but it won't
hester Yeah, but it's it's two thousand and six to
twenty and sixteen, so.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
We're kind of kind of both kind of both right.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
The alty kind of Hepster vibe, but it's got to
be very performable.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
I saw the Lumineas are coming to town twenty Ten's
like the loom and sons are bat coming back, coming back.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
It's my boyfriend in two thousand and six.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Look at them, fleshy, cyber shot, eyeliner on. He's wearing
my jeans, my belt, he's got a wrist band from
some kind of bin.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
That's been that's been the first love of my life.
One of many proper blame plays.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
It ends, fletch, have you hurt yourself taking a selfie
or taking a photo? Maybe you were too close to
the edge of something. I mean, you're on a cliff.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
So do you know?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (36:59):
There's lots of research around the stance of people who
have died taking selfies and between how long are they
over a sixt year peer the last six years, about
three hundred and seventy nine deaths. And that's just in
like selfees, just my stories and news stories. Common causes drowning, falling, transportation,

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and other including animals, elicecution, fire and firearms.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
So this story from China, this was a like a
popular tourist spot with hikers. It's like an outcrop of rocks.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
And the guy's coming over over them and he's waiting
to get a photo. He's just he's in position there
he's going to take a selfie and the rock and
basically what he did know the rock gave way and
that he's standing on he fell forty meters and rolled
fifteen down the bank.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Through the tree, so the trees saved.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Like it's an ect to see someone rolling and not
being able to stop themselves.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yourself, throw up and stop rolling.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Be a man on your feet.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Cheese you know, the Irish chased the cheese wheel down
the hole. They're running and you're like, wow, this is
called and you're like, oh, stop rolling. It so okay,
But like any any one of us would have like that.
To me, it's got a big Pinnacles field with it
that and it's like you're on the top of the Pinnacles,
which is a popular hike in the Cormanda. It's not
crumbly rang, it's not crump well you know the ones

(38:24):
think it's those Scandinavian furids Oh yeahs where they climb out.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
On the rock, and it's just absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah, absolutely no thanks, because it just looks like a
rocks kind of balanced there and I'd get out there
and I'd be like, fat, we might not have even
hurt yourself taking a selfie, you know, in a precarious position.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
You could have just been on a flat ground or
just taking a step backwards of a step totally something.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
They were just trying to take a nude photo and
they put the timer on a walk back and realize
they need to get back further to.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Fit the whole body.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
And they've tripped over the you know, coffee table and
smashedy hit.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
And your naked.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, okay, I'll wait one hundred dollars and we want
to take your calls now tis then nine six nine sex.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Have you ever hurt yourself taking a photo?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
And we want to know now when you hurt yourself
taking a selfie or a photo? Because the tourist was
on like a like this rocky outcronk kind of a
little like peak right, yeah, and he sits up for
a selfie and the rock underneath his feet just gives
way and he falls forty He's okay, And.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
The question is did he get the photo?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I don't know how good of it if it was alive?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Oh yeah, first, like also, he's probably lost his phone
because you're not going back for that, like, okay.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
He's an immedia upload to the cloud.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, Kimberly, Good morning, Good morning. How did you hurt
yourself taking a photo?

Speaker 7 (39:51):
Well, I was in a stage show a little while back,
and this whole group of us on the last day,
we're doing much of group photo together outside this monument,
just to sort of commemorize the show. Everyone else was
already there by this monument, and me and a friend
we were running late, so we were running to go

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to get to this photo. Unbeknownst to us, there's a
big metal chain right in front of it, and neither
me or my friends saw it, and ran full into
it and got taken out by it. The last show,
with big scratches all down our faces and bodies.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I remember I was running once at night and I
cut through this old like service station and they had
a chain like angle shin and I didn't see it.
I've done that and it is the most horrible thing ever.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yep, yep, that was horrible.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
And of course there was one hundred other people sitting
there watching this happen. And I can look and laugh now,
but I wasn't at the time.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Simply must know what was the show? What was the
Stone Show?

Speaker 7 (41:04):
It was called The Gang Show or COLN Central gang show.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
You should know.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, show that.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
The scouts and guides.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Haley was scouts.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Hailey was expecting you to say likes.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Or cats or something.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I don't have no time for cats.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Well, I hope to see you on stage again before.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
But yeah, lovely, thank you. Took out with the Flinchforne
and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Rock quizt band names calendar for you to stay there
all write your addressed straight on a post at night.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Okay, some messages and whenever you hurt yourself taking a
photo or a selfie. I work at a Vanrie and
it was cruise ship when an American lady was sitting
on the side of our fountain trying to take her
selfie and she toppled back and fully submerged herself from
the fountain to get back on the I mean, that's
a dream come true. I would love to see that
that's true. Also, second, about those low wire chained fences.

(42:04):
I ran into one full speed as the kid flipped
me over and cracked my head on the concrete. Yeah,
bruised my brain and I couldn't sit up for three days.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
It's horrible.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Many years ago, in the Cook Islands, my partner was
trying to capture a big group of stand up paddlers
on a lagoon on a full moon night.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Beautiful. That would have been a lovely snap.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, he forgot there was a swimming pool in our
waterfront resort while using my brain new camera and trap
on and fell into the pool, dislocating his ankle and
breaking and breaking of tivvy and as fabula ruining. I'd
imagining submergingle. Camera's not good either. Yeah, that would ruin
a dsler. Yeah, Chap was posing for a cute mirror safie.
While getting ready moved my hand touched my curling want. Yeah,

(42:44):
it does smell when you cook your own flea shame
or your own hair. I took a saufie with a
cute horse after doing a horse ride trek thing, and
as I took the photo, it bit me on the shoulder.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
I got to see this photo. I hope the photo
is one of my favorite photos. Remember those three girls,
they're on some island. They're in bikinis and there's a
sting ray like coming up behind them.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, they're all freaking that. They're all freaking for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Someone said, you've I've fallen out a hill while trying
to take a selfie, and even as I was falling,
I thought, I bet this looks yuck.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I beg here, this is sock embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
God, I'm never going to recover socially from this tumble.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
I've taken plays it ends flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Christmas gifts can signal relationship trouble, according to experts, is
nine days away, almost a week.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
It's nine days away.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Thursday next week.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Yeah, I've got to start getting organized. Okay, anyway, don't.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
What do you mean you've got your head your tree
up weeks ago?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Yeah, I know, I've gotta put my underwald decorations.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
What have you got?

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yeah, I've got a ham, got a ham, got a
lamb wreck Ham and lambreck, Ham and Lambreck and yeah,
we've got Vige. Pets has got a plan, patsy, Okay,
Pets has got a plan. We're not doing gifts, not
doing gifts at all anyway. So Christmas gifts consigual relationship troubles.
Here are some red flag Christmas gifts according to experts.

(44:09):
Have you received these? It could be a bit of
like a okay, consumable gifts like chocolate champagne. Experts, these
suggest a fragile or short term relationship.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
You start, not kept. You're not awkward if you break up.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Okay, because when you said Christmas like chocolate or wine,
I was like, that's not a bad gift, but you're
from an actual partner. That is a terrible gift, because
that is something you just give a friend or a
work colleague or yeah, because that's a great.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Gift your hairdresser or you whatever, like the person that
you're with.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
There is no what if it's a tearious chocolate orange.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
But it's got to be in addition to a gift
that you've thought about.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Have you seen the the terarious chocolate orange laubron? Now
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
I've done a Toble teares.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
You buy a turbo run and then you buy a
Tearries chocolate orange and you open both and you put
the wedges of orange in between the table run.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
My god, you need a couple of chocolate oranges to so.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
We've got noogie chocolate, we got orange chocolate. Okay, But
if you have gone to the effort to make me
a Tearries Tobla Cherries chocolate Torone. It showed effort. You
haven't just bought me a bottle of raffino proscco and
going like, I've seen you drink this great proscco.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Though it is a great prosicco. It is a great proscco. Okay.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
The raffino was packaged up with something for an appleo sprits.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or some nice glasses.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Thought.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
It's the thought, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:49):
But a pack of those what are those seashell chocolates?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Excuse me, those seashell chocolates art lad Jet And then
in the medal, no, I love that. I always have
one if someone's got a buy. Do you know what's
in the middle of them?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
That's why Hazur is so good, because it's got the.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Call it Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Okay, well, I'm saying this is a red flag.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
But boy, we're getting excited about these seashell chocolates right, But.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Again, like a gift from a work mate or a
friend years from a lover, that's not a good gift.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Okay, more red flag Christmas gifts. According to experts, flashy
or overly expensive gifts early on may signal poor boundaries
or emotional and balance. If it's a gift that makes
you feel uncomfortable, you should listen to that fearling. Okay,
So if they come out with a bloody, you know,
nine hundred dollars handbag.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
You are you buying any gifts for any men friends?

Speaker 5 (46:52):
No, men friends will be reiving No one's receiving any
gifts from this.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Love is life, loves is not commercially love love fortune.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
No, I don't need anything.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I'm just going to say, I think he might like
a tolar Terry's chocolate orange combo.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
We all make one of these. I reckon, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
The tolar has to be white, and then you've got
them the dark milk Terry's chocolate smack you. You can
buy it dark dark, dark chocolate, dark chocolate, tears on,
dark topt chocolate top.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
There will be no gifts for any.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
People write Okay, more red flake Christmas gifts, last minute
or reactive gifts.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
People with ones you can tell and they quick quickly scrambled.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Like the service station sunglasses. Yeah, only only.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
After they found out that you bought them something so
so low emotional investment. So it's kind of like, yeah,
quickly get like one of those sort of like you know,
like bathroom kits from the pharmacy, you know, centered shampoo,
and you're like, awesome, dude. Uh no, gift is a
red flag after three plus.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Dates, I'll say longer.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Especially a red flag if you have been physically intimate
with them.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
If you have been sort of physically intimate, intimate and intimate,
yeap into it.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, you've got to give this is absolutely outrageous.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
Does that M podcast network plays that ms flesh one and.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Here you on the phone bettering, guess your mom's name.
I haven't written down any questions. I was arm wrestling Georgia,
but I know he's very strong.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I know she is. Yeah, who won that arm wrestle?
I cheated you cheer challenge.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
My mom sixty five years old, hasn't gone to the
gym to an arm wrestle. The other day, I lost,
straight up lost against Patsy. Your mom's tough, yeah, I know,
but renovating as well.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah, yeah, hard, hard evolved to dig up the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Okay, well, but I can give you mum's name. Joining
us to play this morning is Gina. Good morning, Gina, morning, guys,
really good, really good. Now vone's going to ask you
five questions about your mum and then has fifteen seconds
to try and guess her name.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
If he can do that, you win one hundred dollars cash.
Just before Christmas. We'll chuck on a Fletchborn and Haley
twenty twenty six calendar. Vaughan, your first question.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Um, okay, I just came up with five on the fly? Okay, good,
good way, we have not we have not even or
do you want to.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Do it earthing? Hum?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yes, to get a connection with Gina if we can
all hum Jenny, thank you, Gina.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
That's love the volunteer firefighters.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I was like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what's what
year was mum born?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
How old?

Speaker 7 (50:23):
She's fifty six? So you have to do the.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Man fifty six?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Okay, well it should be relatively easy. Fifty years ago
was nineteen seventy this as well, nineteen seventy five, nice, nice,
nineteen sixty nine, nice sixty nine. Okay born, Okay, so
you've got to that gives you a vne A Karen

(50:48):
years Helen ye mum jury.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
You put down she won't be Petsy.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
You never know. She could be Petsy. What's your mum's name?
Georgia Adrian Adrian, Adrian, Adrian has been beIN Rose? Is
your mum? John and Adrian from your parents?

Speaker 3 (51:11):
John and Adrian from Magnus beIN Roy Joe.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Okay, all right, all right Adrian. Next, next question? What's
if your mum's cooking Christmas dinner? What she cooking?

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Oh, we're not big on Christmas, but if we go fishing,
it's fresh fish.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Okay, yeah, Christmas family.

Speaker 9 (51:38):
She doesn't go all out.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Okay, that's re right. This is not a traditional mother's name.
Oh you reckon. You know we're going we are going
to we're maori.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Maybe I was just just thinking about, like my family,
not asking you a question. You shut your mouth, Jane,
close between it us, Gina, just thinking about my family
up north. They had a snap, like a fresh, fresh snap.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Do they?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
They don't like. This is throwing me completely, almost the
entire nah Vorn, it's stop being so dramatic.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
No, no, I'm not being dramatic. This is this is real, guys,
This is you know, Okay.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
No, what are you doing? We're going left field?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Want to hear any standard mum's names anymore. I want
to hear people Aurora. People didn't go this left field
that back then.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
You're being Aurora.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Okay, Disney princess Aurora. Who else is a Disney princess?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
You ruined the pore, nothing but a calendar.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
She's not Rapunzel. You know what? Stupid, your stupid Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Go back to traditional name. Know, we're out and we're
off the reservation. Now.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Maybe Gene is Italian jeans burg Alien.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
There's some other Italian names, Mama, allies.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Paula, put down, Paula Italian.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Oh my god, you're being so stupid Italian. Yeah, Gina, Gina, Gina,
Gina Gina. Okay, what genre is your mum?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Genre? Or like, what kind of mom is she?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Like?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
My mom? My mom's rural traditional a small town okay,
small town giving big like funky, winy fashion. Yeah, lots
of lambros.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Now, I feel like, you know, unscrewed the paper down there.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
As put a Kathy down. Kathy loves him a lamb.
This is going on my tradition. I'm going back to
writing on.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I still feel like we're living st nine sex nine
sex nine sex whiyhan for the last ye bums the
ome of the year because I feel's bum bums. Can
I guess your bum's name? Sweet cheeky? Okay, but I
feel like I'm still taking non names. Okay, Okay, So

(54:26):
she's real, she's a small town, but she's a little
What are some more names, Becky.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
You put down?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
God, someone's nailed. It's Tanya Tens. It's Tanya ray One.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Put Tanya on the non traditional list. Do you think
Tanya is on the non traditional lest day?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
We're doing this altogether, okay, next, next question for you,
Gina one of your mom's siblings names.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
She's got two sisters.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
And gamer Marie. I told you game Gamerrie, Yeah, Marie?
And what was the other one? Showoner? Did get teased
at school? You would get teased at school?

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Name?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Game Marie?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Is that you just call it gay? Right? Is it farcus?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Mom's gay?

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Is she a gay? Marie? That will just gay Gaylor?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
All right? Gay Lord? Gay lord is a traditional male's name.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
No, Gane, I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria put down.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I was afraid I was petrified.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Okay, Next one.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Gloria a lot of votes for Shannon. I'm Sharon. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Oh yeah, Sharon. I know we're not putting guns Shannon.
It's not Shannon Shannon in the workshop. Okay, what's your
most favorite TV show?

Speaker 7 (55:55):
The Chase or The Point?

Speaker 4 (55:59):
She's not Aurora.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
She loves Bradley. What's what's Bradley Walsh's wife's name? You
never want a lot about missus Walsh because they did
the breaking down in your mid his son and I
know he's got a daughter, but you don't.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
You think she's dead and we're about to find out. No, Donna,
put down Donna U.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Donna has been text in.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Donna Derby is his he is his wife's name. We'll
put Donna down there if you got here. Bronwyn, we
had a Nriy.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Diane. Someone said I was born in nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
These were my best friends, Tracy sharing, Iriy Diane, Sheryl Linder,
turn your Donna, Vicky.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Yeah, all classic names and classics there. Okay, well wait
a minute.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
We're not We haven't even know we've not got it.
You're really off your game today.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Hum hum with Gina, come on getting together? Have you
got a Jill.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Jail Jill Okay, Jenna Vaughn now has fifteen can s
try and guess your mum's name. If you hear your
mum's name, yell out stop that's my mum's name, Vaughan.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Karen, Helen, Chris, Patsy bev Adrian, Joe, Linda, Sue, Vicky, Sharon, Donna, Aurora, Muana, Maria, Tanya, Gloria, Naire.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
And Jill. That's the end of my lisson. That's not on.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
There are your second list.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
That's my whole list went both pages. I told you
we wow.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
I told you you shouldn't have gone the non traditional.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
You went all off. You went off so close. What
is it Gina, Anya?

Speaker 7 (57:35):
You said, Tanya.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Anya non traditional?

Speaker 4 (57:39):
It is a bit non traditional.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I told you name Wow, And it's a Disney princess.
Who's on Anya is Else's sister. She's technically not a
princess because the Queens Disney Prince.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
You went straight to Cinderella and Rapunzo Aurora.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Look, I was going to I told you wasn't on
the list. Okay, Well, unfortunately, Jenna, no, today we will yeah,
we will hook you up by fletch worn and Haley
twenty twenty six calendar money can't buy. Yeah, well that's true,
you can't buy.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Ms Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Well, yesterday us three friends decided to go out for
a little end of the year lunch, just three of us.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Because I had a voucher, had a voucher, and a
voucher was probably we probably wouldn't have gone no voucher, Yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
It was good though. We went to our favorite place
and sat up and got the US, didn't we?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Yeah, got the US.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
We actually just ordered the same thing every single time.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
And the lady and they always say, are you sure
you want to order this?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
We got every time?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (58:53):
When we get that's when we get this.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Oh was she French?

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Yes, you felt friends.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Old of her to question us in the viaduct. Yeah, yeah,
you woman of French den.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
That is definitely at least the third time that dove's
question if we've ordered too much?

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Four?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
And we finished every single mouthful.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I could have gone a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
I could have had if we had one more little
thing of potstick, because wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Have been mad? Yeah, no dumpling. Yeah, So good.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
So we sat there and actually Fletch was last to arrive.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I was first. I arrived before the restaurant opened. Yeah. Wow,
you were there just twelve Yeah, so you.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Weren't there when they first asked us stilled or sparkling,
and I said, tat we go tat.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, but I because we had the voucher, I was like, well,
we should have gone sparkling because sparkling water is supreme water.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
And had literally said like, I think we could go
up sparkling water was like it and it's antipodes.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
And it was already in the glass. I was like, well, okay,
TAP's fine.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Yeah, they charge the wazo for that's a cool bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
It is a cool bottle. And at what point, so
we'd like finish the medal next time?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Next time, I bring my soda stream because there's no
rules to say you can't bring your own soda stream
buying their food. Yeah, so I think we could have
the soda stream under the table, get their tap water.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Or just bring a full bottle. I think we bring
a refrigerator.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
I will bring a chili bin under the table, and
then if we're bringing the streams, we'll bring a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Couple of beers. Yeah, I mean yes, and then every
time we need it it's under the table.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Okay, But in back business idea, they should do a
portable soda stream device.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Yeah they should.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Actually, Well, so we finish our delicious lunch and you know,
perfect ratios. I, by the way, had been sitting at
the table beside us were two lawyers salutant.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
They were high falutin.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
One kept referring to someone who worked for her as
her baby lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I was dropping as much as I could.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
They had met before, because they weren't familiar with each
other's family setups like kids and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Or a legal legal professional lunch, a legal lunch. Somebody's
client was picking up the tab.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Yeah, both representing people in the middle of a divorce
and they're having lunch together to have a laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Bill man.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
And charge the oh my god, ches to that. So
then they got up and left before us, and they
hadn't finished their bottle of antipodies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Touched it three quarters four. Yeah, that had.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
A minimal top up. I'm like, waste that or not?
Do you guys want some sparkling water? I read across
and I grabbed the antipodes and we all poured the
yuck let's yak tapwater.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Into an ey glass.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
My initial thing was we can't take the water, but
then they didn't drink out of that and d they
were gone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
They just poured it into a glass.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
It was no lips, no lips G, no lips G
lips G.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
So you chopped up our little you know, previously still
water glasses with some beautiful sparkling intimities that we were.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
And they looked clean, like clean ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, they were pretty fine.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Well, as I said, I think they looked hipatitis free.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
They gave me big hipatitis free.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
At least three of two of the mainstream hippatitises that
ruck with.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
A light B or they might have had a They
didn't drink out of the bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
So we end up finishing their bottle of sparkling water
and we think.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
It was delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
It was free.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Did you check the bill to make sure, because at
one point the waitress came over to clear their table
and I was like, oh, no, she's going to clear
the antipodes because we put it back on their table
because we don't want the remnants on our table.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
But then she got got hands full.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
A drink up girls, because we're going to finish this antipoties.
One did at one sage glance at the lawyer's table
when they had left, and there were a couple of big,
juicy pieces of meat left and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I said, you are not meat.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
I said, you're not allowed to touch that. That's disgusting
and that's a bridge too far. But you know the
best part is as we were finishing their bottle of
antipathies before the waitress went away, the woman returned from
the bathroom and paid the check out and totally saw
us finishing our antipodies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
She entered the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
We had probably too she probably had too much antipities
and she needed to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
And then she was coming back to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Her seating back when we were sitting by, and she
saw me reach her on to her table, grab it.
Fill up our glasses one more time. And that's sly.
We shouldn't be allowed in nice places.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
And shame.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day Day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Dud All This week it's Chris misconceptions. Things we think
about Christmas that maybe had a different origin or is
just completely wrong today. Mistletoe Okay, a little smirch under
the mistletoe, kissing under the mistletoe, Yeah, mistletoe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
When mistletoe entered folklore, it wasn't a romantic plant to
be smooched under. It has its origins in North Norse mythology,
and mistletoe is responsible for the death of the god
of light, joy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
And goodness, Bolder. How did he die? Boy? I'm glad
you asked his mother, Freg. I'm getting his mom's name, Freg, Freg.
My name is Freg.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I am a woman made every object in the world,
promised to never harm her son Boulder, but she forgot
mistletoe thing. It was too small and harmless to matter.
And that's where the tricks to God Loki comes in.
Not Tom Hiddleston from the m CU, but the traditional
Nordic discovered the loophole, made a spear from mistletoe and

(01:05:20):
tripped Boulder's blind brother whore and throw the family Boulder,
and Boulder doesn't have an E in there like e R,
so it's grinder and tinder and all of the dating
acts that dropped the vast e and he died, So
it began its folklore life as a symbol of betrayal
and a murder weapon. And and the kind of story was,

(01:05:41):
you can't ignore the small stuff, right, small stuff can
still ruin everything.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
After that, apparently.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Freg them Freg cried tears that became white mistletoe berries,
and she declared that mistletoe shouldn't be held responsible for this,
and it shouldn't said, be a symbol of peace and forgiveness.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Not office party kisses, not our.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Office party kisses.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
So from there it became it used to ward off
evil spirits, and people would make a mistletoe wreath and
hang it on the door. Oh, a mistletoe is in
season in the northern hemisphere Christmas, right, it grows in
their winter. Oh yeah, there's an abundance of it. So
you make a wreath and hang it on your door
to ward off evil spirits, protect your home from lightning
and bad luck.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
And then of course it became festive, the red, the
green hanging on around that time of the year, so
it became associated with Christmas. The idea of kissing under
the mistletoe didn't come until the eighteenth century England, where
it became an office party game.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Yeah, they probably creepy guys.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
I'd say, which is weird is an office party game,
because there wouldn't have been offices in the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Would they're like we have them now, not like we
have them now. Maybe factory get togethers.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Yes, parties eighteenth century England, and so there'd be a
missletoe with berries, and every time you walked under it
and someone to have a smooch, you had to pull
off a berry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Just sounds like Andy the old men trying to kiss
their secretary as it does a smooch. Love you're under,
you're under the missile tap. So I kiss was over
And as soon as all the berries were.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Removed, probably just get a ladder and get up there
and remove them. If you do, some creeper the pre
party and pull down all the missletoe beerries. Otherwise, if
you're into being smooch, you could pop.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Them back up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Yeah, you stick them on with some blue tech pop
them back up to blue tech them yeah, so blue gun.
So today's misconception about Christmas is that mistletoe hasn't always
been about having a smooch under It's a flow chart
goes murder weapon magical plant, fertility charm, awkward party rule.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Fact of the day, day day day day do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Did do do do do do do do do do
do do Do Do Do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Do Do Do do don.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Podcast Network Play That Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Other story comes to us via the vera or via?
Do you say viral?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Thea?

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
This story comes to us via via via.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
But then it comes to us from that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
but I'm debating, which wasn't the debate? Wasn't the debate?
Born you're throwing?

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
If you if you chose via, would you say viral vera?

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
This story comes to us through by way of by
way of the BBC website and a story about a
a teacher's assistant who has been banned treadlightly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
If you're going to Google that and lead with the
search term BBC all Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Yeah, you could go via or via some very dodgy websites. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
A former Welsh rugby player and a teaching assistant has
been banned from classrooms for two years because he told
students many times that he had killed two hundred and
fifty people as a sniper in the US Marines.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
I don't reckon we share that with kids.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Ex rugby player years a teacher Rade now was also
a US sniper. Well that's what he claimed for. They
were bogus claims. He told the kids he went by
the code name kill Switch and still owned a gun.
And so I don't know if he was trying to
keep these kids in line by saying until he had
a rad code name. I think he was just trying
to get these kids on side by saying, if you're not, I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Snipe you in the playground. You won't even se it coming.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Anyways, he after some investigations, he's been banned from classrooms
for two years and he was not a sniper in
the US military, the US Marines.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
You don't think that, man. Teachers must get so worn down.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Oh my god, I don't know how crap I know.
I don't know how more of them don't snap, like
when we were at school and our teachers absolutely snap.
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
When I first left drama school, I did do a
small little placement teaching some It was basically like keeping
the third form is busy while everyone was in their exams,
and so they put on like a little show and
they got recent grades to do it. And I at
one point told them to shut them up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
I don't think you're allowed to say that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
I'm not a real teacher. I'm here for a short time.
And I was like, I was right, shut them up.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
And did they Wellington College or third formers?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Yeah? Wow, I remember, and I said, miss yes, Miss
twenty two, calm down, well, this is what we wanted
to ask this morning. Do you remember something a teachers
said to you, Whether it was just an outrageous claim
or it's something they said to you personally that stunck
with you, and all these years later you always remember
a teacher saying it to you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
Our pe teacher went through disciplinary action for telling a
student she had a camel toe.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Someone just text her. I reckon, we just leave there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Some Instagram responses Marie said, in sixth grade, my teacher
pulled me in front of their class and shamed me
in front of everybody about how bad I was at multiplication.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Ah, that's not going to help you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Your brother is the talented one. Maybe just leave it
to him. You could be a stage hand.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Somebody said people are better off the stage.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
You'll never amount to anything.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
I was told I did lighting in the in the
school production for good reasons. Your brother is the talented
once I just leave it to him. Maybe you could
be some pipes on him. You'll never amount to anything.
I'm a psychologist now that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Yeah wow, And do.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
You think that's because the teacher once said to the mule,
never amount to anything. They're like, I need to get
to the root of that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Yeah, really plagued me my whole life.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Our teacher essentially said that she could get her husband
aroused without touching them physically.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
What the hell? Sorry, how did you do it? That
teacher told me I wouldn't be able to join the
police because I'm too nice and we'd just smile at
all the criminals.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
How's that going on? If I've joined the police the
profile pictures and it sounds like they've joined the police,
So it doesn't it with that kind of yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Kind of spite.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
A teacher told me I was the least enthusiastic person
it ever met. Sorry for being depressed, clinically, sorry for
being depressed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I'm at school.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
It was the med It's not symptoms of depression, it's
blues close.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
I scratched my head once and the teacher yelled out,
do you have lice in front of everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
That stays with you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
To be fair, though you want to get on top
of a life outbreak, you do not one down on
the net. Yeah, let's knuckle down on the nets. Was
actually Moroquis band name are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
We're doing another calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
We had inspirational quotes on horses.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Yeah. We can still just keep having fun with our
friends though.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Yeah, let's be honest, you're weak. That's what my pee
teacher said in front of everybody I know pe teachers
of shockers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Yeah, they were.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
They were more likely to be the lady. Okay, well,
I like one hundred dollars at them as a number.
Give us a call. Nine six nine six of text
in the Lovely George is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
In getting a roasting started.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Well, we're talking about the things that your teacher said
to you that you can stick with you. I still
remember you must have been a rat bag, loud mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
I was a good ego, but always got my reports.
Doesn't know when to stop talking. Yes, but I mean,
look at where we are.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Easily got a job out of it. Steph, good morning.
What do you remember a teacher saying to.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
You, good morning guy?

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
How are you going?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Good.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
I've got a good darga little story for you from.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
High Yeah, it's a good school.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
I remember back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Again, say it again, Stiff, but meant yes, said but
try to make it sound like you actually believe what
you're saying. Wait, Stiff will take you, which she will
fight you. They're tough, will fight a sports form.

Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
And I walked into like social study, so this is
a throwback, and I, you know, walked in, made a
joke la la la ha ha ha. And then my
teacher goes first impressions make everything, and that was a
rrible first impression.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
And I was like, okay, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
And then so what I'm forty now, so to thirty years.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Later or however long. And it was at my mum's
sevenieus this year, and.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
That teacher was helping cater for my mum's seven.

Speaker 8 (01:14:14):
So I got to tell her exactly what I remembered
and how maybe something. She was like, oh, I'm so sorry,
and I was like, it's okay, but I've never forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Teacher has a bad day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
There's something immediately forgets that when they get home and
smash a bottle of set.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
And because they have to their teachers, you try doing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
It without alcohol. They and they forget it, but a
kid remembers it like four years later. That's sane. Yeah,
ste amazing, thank you. Some more messages to finish. I
was called insipid by a teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Again, I was called exasperating by a teacher like nothing,
you're not worth why Yeah, whoa, that's wild, Yeah, insipid.
My teachers seeing flavor week or tasteless.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
So vanilla vanilla is nicer.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
But I like vanilla and it's got its place. Love
a little bit of natural vanilla. My teacher said to me,
I have anger shoes, and I said, yeah, bitch. Everybody
had a point there. Teacher told me, no one's going
to pay me to steer out a window. Well, I'm
a truck.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Driver, so.

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
As a ten year old girl was told I had
a very masculine voice, teacher, that's that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
What about voice teachers?

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
That toyfer told my friend Raa that she sounds like
a crack addict when she talks normally.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
That's stuck with her and then she starts smoking cracking. Wow,
really got into.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
I had a teacher and we were learning about geology.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Yeah, and she called an underground aquifer an underground queafer.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Lost their mind.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Now that's a talent.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
I don't know if I can read this teacher's name,
and I want to. You have to prove this in
a quarter of law.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
But a teacher wants to sell their blondes have more
fun up the front and sat me next to the boys,
right up the front of his class.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Oh yuk, Yeah that's yark um.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
I'll never forget one of my teachers telling me, Haley,
you're making everyone wet and the girls absolutely falling apart.
But we were learning about rain like clouds and rise
stuff and I had a hose and was trying to
show and he was.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Like, Hailey, Hayley, you're making everyone wet, and man, I
never lived it down.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Still do that that? Hey, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough. They
want asked to tell people to tell more of their friends.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others to I.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Would concentrate more on the shitter podcast at the company. Yeah,
the real losers outside.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Yeah, just yeah, maybe maybe won't say that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Maybe we should even encourage people to let's to other podcasts.
Of the company make but only after ours. Yeah, and
not more than ours.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Give us a sixty little review, though

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
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