Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 18th 2025 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitian Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the Fleechwood and Haley's Big.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands
at the lowest prices. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Mown
and Hailey on the eighteenth of December. Does that mean
more days of work? Does that mean we've got a
week away? We're a week away? Yeah? Yeah, yeah our
Thursday next week is there's what he here? Training? It's Christmas. Yes,

(00:29):
I'm just still getting my stuff out of my back.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
We were just having a yarn. Born's been gas bag
and such a good yarn and a good catch up
with some old friends.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Were nearly at the end of the year. I do
you know coming up? I actually fell asleep. So we're
very very strange. For the first time ever.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
We will test a season for not Off yeap. I
had a hy genus yesterday and I was like closing
my eyes. I was like, this is nice. It's nice time.
I start scraping your teeth and you're like, okay, I'm awake.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Now.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Million dollar Summer's itims million dollars. We launched us yesterday.
Already We've got a few people in the drawer. So
listen out for the Activators this morning. They're going to
play at seven and eight o'clock. You go in the
drawer for your chance to dig for one million dollars. Now,
if you don't get the million dollars, you don't walk
away empty handed. No, it's not a million enough. Ten

(01:20):
thousand dollars. So amazing. Listen up for the Activators this morning,
seven o'clock and ate the Top six is coming up.
And Rumba, the robot vacuum cleaner company in America, filed
for bankruptcy. Isn't it said? Doesn't always mean it's over,
does it for a company? Nah, it's just tough, tough.
Rumbers the first sort of robot vacuum plan and gave

(01:42):
us some hilarious moments. I've got the top sex moments
that umber gave us are bankruptcy. Also coming up an
amazing stat out of Ikea, which only just opened what
a week or two ago? Yeah? Yeah, and a world
record for us New Zealanders. We should be proud, very
proud when it comes to something. Nike next on the show, though.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
It's not a Shannon's hack, but Shannon has seen a
hack and she has tried it herself. Her review on
said hack next.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
The Fleet Worn and Haley Bag pod.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
You may have caught yesterday that producer Shannon's a little
bit sniffle at the moment. She's just got one of
those summer end of the year, nearly at Christmas little
sniffle flues, don't you.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
I feel like a kid in primary school.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, she's wiping her nose on her sleeve, doing that
a lot, and at US today.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Her approach to it was to try and get some
spicy food to help blow this thing out, and of
course had a bit of periaise on a bachelor's handbag chock.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I got so many dms of people agreeing, brother, I've
got a safe space.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I think that led to one of my favorite phone
and topics of the year. What was too spicy for?
And what? I think the top things were Uncle Ben's
Mixican rice toothpaste toothpaste, and some his husband's ice that
water when he eats barbecue crackers.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, barbecue rice crackers takes to the weak,
but still a bit Snifflyn. So yesterday you tried a
I don't know if it's viral. There's viral in terms
of you've got virus snot of your nose.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Sometimes I tell you, guys, stuff is viral, and I
realize it's just my little world viral.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I mean it came across your tech toilee, but a
way of unblocking your sinuses.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yes, people are getting a little a little vibe with
their friend, you know, a little yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, and a little like bullet vibe.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
And holding it to their sinuses and apparently it works.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well, that's there's tap zones, right, yeah, you tap when
you're all congested and got sinus. Then there's there's either
side of your nose, sort of halfway down your nose,
under your eyes if you just touched there, like even
touching these quite nice. And then there's one in the
middle of the forehead and it kind of releases the sinus.
I'll always give it the old SUSA the vibing. Could

(04:07):
you use the satisfier pro tow No, Okay, I've never
used one, so I wouldn't know. But on the same
get your get your mum's old wallpower as.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Too much.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I've done the massage gun. I've put that on the
sinuses before extreme that's too hard. But I also put
it on my ear and vibrates. No, you shouldn't that way.
I'm bleeding from the air a little bit. Yeah probably No.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
I saw this a while ago, and then now that
I'm sick, I was like, well, a girl's got a
research you know, I've got a little.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
One in my handbag.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
If you wanted to try this in the moment, it's
got crumbs, yeah, near.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
What you haven't used it? No, it hasn't been near it. Okay.
I mean, if you want to try me, it'll be bad.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Dusty, But don't worries. No, I think you have to
try it on your own nose.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah, don't try it on my nose. No, you're getting that.
I can tell you about my experience.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
This is why I will just say, this is why
Halle's handbag always gets some put down the other lane
on the airport security because of what's in her handbag.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
But you know, I tried it clean obviously, and it
was a weird experience, but it works to an extent.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Okay, I would recommend.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
This as like a ha ha fun. I feel ten
percent better.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
You still sound a bit cloggy, though, I mean, like, yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
I think I'm still a sick kid at school holidays.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, it's dead. Don't use the pulse.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
Don't use the pulse.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I accidentally hip hop. Do you put it on the
bridge of your nose?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Went around?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, like you said, the tap zoe.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
How that feeling? Is that making you feel clearer?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Hayley, I get it. It sort of feels quite nice.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Sometimes I just like to vibrate my brain too. That's nice.
On the I was a little good inside and knowledge
this by the way, this little insider I kea factoid.
This isn't public. Knowledge is not yet, isn't across us.

(06:09):
I feel like it's definitely going to be. It's definitely
going to be released. But breaking news. This is breaking
news from someone on the inside. Shall I use Shall
I get a breaking and breaking news? Okay? Up there
with news and everyone knows last things. He's on holiday
casting has more holidays than any beneficially, I know, like

(06:32):
that guy works less hours than not me. I work.
Here we go, here we go, breaking news. You've got
to get a good morning. I'm Vaughan Smith. Morning Smith.
No l w C little white white, A little white

(06:55):
not a big one. That's actually not what the BBC censor.
It's British Broadcounting Corporation.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
It's not everyone knows a busy stands for Okay, it's well,
we'll leave it at a certain color and.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
It's there and it's down there, okay, sure. Vaughan Smith
LWC Breaking News. New Zealand broke the ring. I reckon medium,
go medium.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Come.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I like to set low expectation. Seen you're getting out
of a pool before think, yeah, it wasn't there was
a cold pool, all right mate. The New Zealand broke
the record for the highest revenue in any I Care
restaurant globally and one day, one hundred and fourteen thousand
dollars worth of meatballs consented. And that's a record one
one day. Yeah, apparently breaking news. The person that I'm

(07:42):
got that information from, I said, say what I said?
Did you hear this strom? Is this broadcast the ball?
She said, I'm not sure. It came from a care
management They announced it in one of our meetings. Apparently
Perth was second when they opened I Care Perth with
ninety eight thousand dollars of meatballs on one day. One day,
I said, a little fatty fetties us, little fetty fetty
kiwis and it's only probably second because of how many

(08:06):
totally gobbling up meatballs. And I wouldn't. I mean, the
meatballs are famous and you do go there for them,
but I wouldn't have thought on the first day that's
what people would have been there for. Yeah, if you're going,
you're like, while I'm here.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah, just because because they have not been available available
to us, whether they were crap or not, would be
obsessed with you.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
You know, it's like American burger chains.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
They're not any bitter than the burgers that we've had
all this time, but we get excited because we haven't
been able to get them.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
We do. We do, so have you if you tried them?
Have you either of you tried them? I've been to
an Ikea in Australia before you ever tried them.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
I never got the balls because apparently you can get
them take away head balls.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
You can get them take away like a frozen sea
to meatballs, right, have them at home, you can, I think, Yeah,
and maybe that's how New Zealand has got them as well,
to take.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Them home to the to the total tally of balls
that we ate on the opening of Ikea.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
I contributed in a different way. I couldn't make it
out there. No I'm gonna I'm gonna go next to you,
and it's died down. It's got online shopping too. I've
been looking.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Because you know, I'm going to do a little why
I don't know, small renovation next year. But it's going
to be on a low budget. And they do like
kitchens and stuff. They do online stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
If you go to any Airbnb in Europe, it's all ike.
It's all ike. The spatula is the big specula the couch.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
But what I do is, I'm going to get on
an Ikea kitchen, but I'm going to put some vintage
knobs on it.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
You know it's.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
You no no no, no trust trust process, okay, trust me?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Have I failed? So fun? Well? Yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
From the Fletchborne and Haley group chat. This is the
top six well Rumbas file for bankruptcy. The original Robot
vacuum Planner kind of became synonymous. What's robot vacuum Planners
and other brands. You'd be like, oh, that's the Rumba. Yeah,
but they've been had by tariffs and apparently it's called
Chapter eleven in the US, and the main manufacturer of

(10:13):
its devices, a robotics company, will take ownership of the firm,
So I guess the brand will live on in some
way or form. Well, I've done some thorough research on
the innet to get us the top six moments that
Rumba gave us before bankruptcy, right number six on the list,
DJ rumber If you watched Parks and Recreation as many did,

(10:35):
I needed to do that, which is weird because I
think I would have really liked it. Feel like it's
a show that we'd all love and we haven't. No,
should we make it our show? Sure we can. You know,
the three of us could start it.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Let's watch an episode tonight or something to start morning
and reflect.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'm going to start a Arrested Development. I just finished
season one of Arrested Development on maybe a fifth three
watch and every time so so. DJ Rumba is Tom Haverford,
which is Azis and Sary's character. He has a roomber
with an iPod and speakers taped to the top that
played music as it cleaned. Okay, right, yeah, it was
in Leslie and Benn's wedding episode. It was accidentally killed

(11:12):
by Jerry in his first appearance, but it was like
a legendary Room of moment number five on the list
of the top six moments Rumber gave us before bankruptcy
roombers going rogan videos of them like toddling off down
the driveway. I love get out of the guys. Yeah,
because if people had like the garage link door, a
door open and it was flat and level, they just
make a go for it, wouldn't they know? They just

(11:33):
wait for walls and then and the app you can
be like find me or something, because if it gets
a little bit lost, yeah, and it's like I'm here,
I'm here, I'm over here. And then I find out
that they do that to wait to have on when
I've got a level house, I really want to lawn
mower one. Oh yeah, one of those look amazing. They

(11:53):
look so until you fall asleep in the sun and
a mose your face off and some of the time
very flat. For it to mount you an't near my
I know to be run up your arm the lowest
point of entry headed taper up my arm. There's a
fruit and shop out our way that has one that

(12:13):
constantly does its Lord. Someone tried to steal it, and
apparently it screams. It does, like as soon as it
is a certain way away from its base, it knows
it's been stolen, like it's been picked up and it's
been stolen, and it just like lets it it emits
an extremely high pitched scream. I would love to be
the recording of that.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Like I sort of imagined it was more a siren,
but you guys think it's a v o of a voice.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, which brings us nicely. Number four on the list
of the top six moments. Rumba gave us the Screaming
Room ber, a YouTube video showcasing a modified rumbor fitted
and fitted with Raspberry pie. You know, the little computer
thing and a Bluetooth speaker that was programmed to scream
and pain and frustration and a human voice every time
it bumped into an object. It doesn't little bumper of

(13:03):
good stuff. Number three on the last of the top
sex moments rumber has given us. Ryan Gosling had a
Rumber moment. He was stealing an Alan de Generes interview. Yeah,
and he said about how he had a Rumber. He said,
it's a complicated relationship. I feel bad because it just
tirelessly cleans his house and he wanted to buy it
another room of friends so it wouldn't be lonely. You

(13:25):
humanized it there, Yeah, he did. He did. Number two
in the last of the top Sex are Rumber Moments
Pre bankruptcy cat's writing rumors. Yes, one of the I
think if I get one, my cat's too heavy. It's
verging on seven kg, six to seven kg.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
It'll be the machine a little half play in your
house and run out of batteries.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
So cats wearing various costumes. There was one with that
cat dress as a shark while writing a rumber with
the Jaws theme song. That is the most wise cat
on a rumber and number one of the lasts of
the top sex moments gave us pre bankruptcy per Apocalypse
twenty sixteen, a Facebook post by a man named Jesse
Newton went viral. Has remember ran over a fresh pile

(14:09):
of puppy feece ys whilst doing its schedule clean and
it just spread paint, spread his entire living room like
it was paint. Yeah, yeah, that's not good. Yeah. The
manufacturer eventually responded and created new models of pet owner
Official Promise Pop Technology that would detect and avoid if
there was a pile of pool on the floor. Because

(14:30):
they've got pretty smart now, haven't they wereas back in
the day they just molded anything. Yeah, follow a pattern
and go and spread it everywhere. That is today's top six?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Does that? M Podcast Network plays that?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Ms Haley, I'm doing back to back days of just
back to back appointments.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yesterday, what was it? Where did I go at ten o'clock?
I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
I can't remember, but I did. I had like hear
appointment singing voice, I did you so, I did a
voice over, I did a here appointment. I did today,
I've got.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Nail, did a comedy gig last night a comedy gig.
I did a GUYO and I did a wax oh
wow okay, and I did the after the guy I
don't okay. Yeah, poor churn Low, you know, poor she
got the pre No that it wouldn't have been a
bit like after a wax year, but that might have
maybe raised more questions. And yeah, why did you do

(15:30):
that for me? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Yeah, voiceover extensions and then wax guyano gig and then
today I've got some therapy at TETO and some nails.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's like just getting right form there.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
And we're tired, right, everyone's tired at the moment. I
did a vibe check yesterday. By the way, at this gig, everyone's.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Tired, crawl into Christmas.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Regardless of industry or whatever, regardless.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Of the year I've had, we're all tired. So yesterday,
no wonder. I fell asleep during one or two appointments.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Which was well.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
I will say when I was getting my hair done.
More on that tomorrow, because it was quite a spicy appointment.
Like when I was getting my hair done, I started
to feel quite tired and the two coffees weren't working,
so I had a m and I think that's what
might have. Okay, it's the next appointment where I went
to the gynecologist and I was just getting a little
check up on that surgery ahead earlier in the year.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
That's rights all good down there. You can't even see it.
She popped the hood. She's like, looks great.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Well, I popped the hood, and here's here's the moment
where I fell asleep because I was very tired, and
my gynocologist churned.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
She said to me, you know, jump in.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
The room and we'll have a lookie, okay, And you
get in there and there's the bed.

Speaker 7 (16:45):
There's a little paper sheet on your pop.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
And because this is a proper guy, no, not just
perhaps me, we've got the stirrups.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Oh yeah, legs slung like that.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
So I take off my bottom half and I sling
my legs over the stirrups and I'm waiting for churn.
And then I was listening sort of to the humble,
sort of soft humble of rumble rumble of the room,
and I just sort of wake up and turns in
there between the legs. Heaven, I wake up to the
Insutionian I dozed off?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, the doctor didn't wake you up first? Nah?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Na, I mean we've known each other for years. Again,
she said it a million times before I did. I
dozed off legs akimbo in the stirrups. I tell you,
maybe there's a trick in there.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Did you? Did you kind of come to you? It's
an odd thing to wake up to.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Yeah, it's not of a fun noteure either, So it's
just and you're.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Like, hey, good morning, but maybe.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Maybe there's a trick, you know how like some positions
are nice to sleep in like you tuck on the
side or pellow like this stirrups.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, well I was. I had the hygienesis today. And
even though that was like you know, it's in your mouth,
and it was a time when I was like yeah,
because I was shutting my eyes. I was it's the
rum yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
The midical rumble, because it's always kind of quiet in
these plants.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I dozed off getting a back wax once at this
time of year, even when they were ripping out there. Yeah.
You like then you must have been tired before the
round hole in the table. Yeah, like the massage table
hole on the table. Yeah, my wax yesterday.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Plays plays it.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Litch you hailey, silly little pool sill.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly little pool, silly little silly little pole, silly.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Little Today's silly little pole. Are you a bad sport
when you lose?

Speaker 7 (18:58):
I haven't tried it losing, but I do you know,
when it happens, I like.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Won't like it, so I just leave me to it. Yeah,
leave you too, I leave you to it. I don't
like losing. I don't play things to lose. No, no,
I played it when Yeah, and this whole doesn't me
you're just participating. Shut up?

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Is this because we're heading into Christmas season where you
know we'll be gathering around the monopoly board.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh yeah, board games and so hard games. Cheating a
ferociously fierce backyard cricket cricket game, my family does it.
You pop the cork out of a bottle of fizzy
and everybody chases the cork. It's always no, one doesn't
do you guys just play chase? What are we cats?

(19:43):
It was a great game when we're a weird game
and now my nieces and nephews, that's really cue. Yeah,
but there's always tears when someone doesn't get the cork. Yeah,
but that's life. You know, you don't always get the cork.
You don't always get the cork. Sixty two but sener
people said, no, I'm not a when I lose, thirty
eight percent said yeah, I'm a bad sport. I mean,

(20:05):
I don't like losing, but I'm not like I remember
playing social cricket indoor cricket, and some like grown men
acting like absolute a holes or like abusing the rear
for social discuss like social kings. The same, like, there's
nothing social about that. Yeah, people packing tancy like, I'm
not going to do that, but I hate losing, but
I'm not going to do that. That's what Matt says.

(20:26):
He said, when I was younger, I was a bad
sport and then one day I saw someone acting like
a total deck when they lost, and I was like,
is that what it looks like? You can't be that guy?

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Yeah, yeah, it is embarrassing when you look from the
outside in.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah. I did psychometric testing as part of a job
interview once his abby, are you sure that wasn't that
scientology table where you hold the things and they take
your aura scorer or whatever it's called, And then all
of a sudden you were John Travolda giving half your
wages to some bloody church and waiting for the spaceship. Yeah,
it's just on the other side of the moon. By
the way, is that waiting rounds? It's close, It's close.

(21:00):
I was told I had a really low score on competitiveness.
I realized that that's so accurate for me. But what
I had thought was me feeling competitive and live like
I want this job over somebody else was actually more
fueled by me being insecure about being left behind. This
is a bit deep, I realized as i've toss now,
But it really help you learn about myself. Yeah, that's nice.
Sophie says, I'm a Leo. Enough said, Leo is competitive.

(21:24):
They must I don't believe in this star sign competitive.
But it's not classically everything I just said, I ruled
by the son of this recognition and success. The competitiveness
stems from a deep desire to be admired and respective. Okay,
so there you go. She's competive, she's competitive. Bunny said,
I'm a sore not bad Bunny, you know, not buds,

(21:49):
miss miss Bunny. Easter not Easter. You're doing really well.
I'm out of Bunny, out of Bunny. There's no way
you've not left any hot cross Bunny. No, Sweety, try try, sweetie,

(22:12):
Sweety tried, habit to fail. Every o that was good,
there was Cal's it was good. Yeah, you still can't
come up with one. Everyone's tired, you.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Know, don't don't And also we nailed it straight at
the gate.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
I'm reading these things, so you know everyone's got a
roll here. Yeah, honey, honey, Bunny, Yeah, yeah, you're allowing
that you wouldn't allow hot cross because it's not a bunny.
It's a hot cross bunny. Honey bunny, Hi, honey bunny.
You don't say I'd love some hot cross bunnies. No
one lunch reference. There was a layered bunny. None of

(22:53):
the above sees. I'm a sore winner, not a sore loser.
If I went, I rub it in their face. No
bunny's worth But if I lose, I can admit defeat
and respect the victim. Okay, respect the victor who said, no,
I just cheat to win. Yeah. Fair Tessa said, I'm
an adult now, so I don't try. That's the easy

(23:13):
way to not be as if you used to play.
I must win otherwise I'm absolutely worthless, says Martz. So
I'm feeling loser there. Yeah, only if I know they cheat,
and I'm an honest winner, says Brittany Bronwin. Obvio succumbed
to the fact that as an adult, I suck on
a lot of things, So I just take the hits
with grace. Hobbes are sare one of those which pusses

(23:35):
me off. Yeah, Georgia, not always. It depends on the situation.
Nine times out of ten. I'm a good sport unless
I'm playing Monopoly, because that that game in fury its
even the best of us. So we asked you today
for cillilopole, are you a bad sport when you lose
in sixty two percent? And you said no?

Speaker 10 (23:51):
The podcast network what's going on? Ms fledged Vaughn and Haley, Well, I.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Think survive could be a good theme perhaps for an award.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Maybe myself the award for Yeah, we want to know?
I want to know now? Yeah, I'll wait one hundred
dollars at him nine six nine sex. You might need
to be a bit creative.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
If you could give yourself an award for twenty twenty five,
what would the award be? This is an idea sparked
by a woman who has done this for.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
The last four years.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
She realized that actually going into a trophy store and
buying just a blank trophy.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Is quite cheap.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
So each year she awards herself something at the end
of the year. One of them was just get through
it year. One of them was you know, she advanced
her education.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Got a doctorate or something like that. I mean, well,
I know you don't do you.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Into a politics? Sorry, I got a PhD. In medicine,
which bring it up that much. Yeah, anyway, but it's
a nice way of going. Like if it was just
one award, I'm sure you've achieved many things this year,
but it could even be something just small that.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
You could funny, it could be serious.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah, it could be serious. Maybe you had a complete
life change.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I don't know what I would give myself an award
for this year. It's just kind of been the glow.
I would say, the support of the glow together, Okay,
the boy award that to you, okay, the Glow Award
for sticking everyone together, for holding it altogether were like

(25:27):
around you. What would you give yourself the award for
this year? Surviving? Okay, survival, putting up with some Yeah,
a lot of the bs Gobbler right, the garbler weird though,
because you were sad. But then we took you on
a friend's holiday to Bali and but then I'm saying, okay,
what do you need? And that was the one that

(25:51):
was the one set of blue moon thing for it
all the time. When is the next blue moon?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
I would say I would give myself the award for
moss burned.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
The next blue moon is May twenty six. I'm just saying,
get booken, Oh you want to form my party in right?
Get book You're would say candles burned? Yeah, come you do?
You do? You need to start saying no to things
next year. No, No, you're saying no to saying no.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
That's the first thing I'll say no to, right, Okay,
saying no in my year of saying no.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
First off, January first. So you're you're giving yourself the
award for burning the candle at both ends year, the award.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
For setting the candle ablaze both ends in the middle
from all angles.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Love that, okay, and here we are, dear listener. Text
in nine six nine six, eight hundred dollars at mL number. Oh,
let's see that. Great messages coming in already. Okay, kick
us off with some.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
I'd award myself for the Award for solo parenting while
working full time. Yes, work, the I turned up award,
someone said.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes that's all you got to do. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Award for most panic attacks in a year. Yes, high
these heaps. Good lord, we've got the awards coming in.
Welcome to the first annual flit Vaorn and Haley Awards Ceremony.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
We maybe could you maybe Google YouTube, YouTube, Premium, some awards, ceremony,
Music Board Award. You leave that with me and a
couple of wits ads. I'll get back to you. Do
you think that Music that can be Worn's award for
twenty twenty five? Could it be our next gift for him?

(27:36):
We just get them premium next? Like, when do we
stop giving this guy things? No, no, it's not working either. Okay,
here we're okay, we go. Okay, welcome to the annual
f VH Awards, where you give.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Yourself an award based on the year that's been.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Shane, What would your award be for tolerating dumb people?
Dumb people? Shane? I think we all need that award?
Although how do the dumb people don't know that they're dumb? Man,
that's what makes them damn or they think the other
people are dumb? Are we the dumb people? Wait, we're the.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Dumb people, dumbest person without naming names, that you have
tolerated this year?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Oh god, I mean there's so many come I come
across at work.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
To be honest, I hope.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Not an are listening. Some people don't listen to ZD.
Dumb people don't listen to the idiot.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
You're right.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Right. What industry are you in, Shane?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Help care?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Oh god, how many dumb people working, working in and
taking part in You'd hope not, Shane. Think you are
all the best for twenty twenty six. And congratulations on
your award. Sartig, Good morning. What what would you like
the award for twenty twenty five to be for you?

Speaker 11 (29:00):
Good morning, first time caller, A long time the snow.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Is heading under the tensil. Yeah, you get an award
for coming on the show. Yes, but what have you
had to do this year surviving that you're living with
my in laws? Oh? Wow, that's hard. That's hard to do. Jesus,
that's one of the top awards. How long is this
planned for U? Is this going to be twenty twenty
six as well?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Or oh god, hopefully not.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Are they living with you or are you living with them?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, we're living with them.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Then it's hard. You got to play by the rules.
Can we get eyes on ham? Okay, well let's get
your ridinals on the phone and give them an award
for a son that won't bug off. That's fair, that's fair, Archie.
Thank you, congratulations on your award. Some other awards. I
would award myself was brewing a miracle baby after years
of trying. Currently sat here with my tit out, being

(29:54):
a proud mum. Thanks for getting me through to him.
Hell of a right, Oh man, what a journey born.
The music's ended. If you can replay, that would be
right different. Oh I like that, it's going on to
a different sort of music. Okay, well, you waited a
long time to get that tit out. Congratulations journey. My
two year old stating clapping for tolerating dumb people. I

(30:16):
wonder if they know they've got a life of it
ahead of themselves. Congratulations two year old.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Staying on that theme, the next sticks just under there.
I'd give myself a Resilience award for working through two miscarriages,
now eight months pregnant at Christmas.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Congrats you got this award for not letting my intrusive
thoughts of throat punching stranger or running someone over wind. Jesus,
let's just keep that bad because my intrusive thoughts are
more like break glass, push button, or jump off use
car door, use that glass xe on the bus to
break the window. I want to do that, so bad.
You kick that dog? Yeah, I'm sorry. Sometimes sometimes just

(30:54):
go on the hydra side before the green light. Yeah,
I thought you said the water on everything. That Stepped
Up Award. I moved in with my girlfriend due to
a new baby and took on her family of four
children plus the new one and the one I already
had this year. So I've gone from one CD to
sex and my bills are triple Wow. Step Up Award,

(31:15):
that's good. The Brady Bunch Award. Brady Bunch Award, the
award for professionalism and restraining from not saying what my
truth thoughts were allowed into the face of some seriously
stupid people. Yeah, yeah, that's a hard one. I just
normally told them. In the end, my wife would give
me the award for being the biggest dickhead, whereas my
boyfriend would give me a the Ward for being the
best sorry second what my wife would give.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Me a the ward for being a biggest dick hiad,
whereas my boyfriend would give me the ward for being
the best. We've got a busy chual I think we do.
I think we've got a busy chuale here.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I think we might still The wife aware of the
boyfriend still with the husband. No, there's no husband. There's
a boyfriend and a wife a boyfriend and are they
still with the wife. They said my wife, not my
ex wife, not my x Okay, okay, yesterday it was
one million. Might need a bit more info on that text. Yeah,

(32:14):
we're gonna have to follow up there. It's a tree
of sorts. Yeah. Next, all music sees sound like dark
Awards Jessica the award for making my face show like
a give a ship when internally zero ships have been given.
Love that award, Love that award. I'd like to award
myself the award for gaining weight while actively trying to

(32:36):
lose it.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
I was playing for that award as well, and I'm
happily bow down.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah. Award for finally completing my accountant qualification whilst working
full time and being a mom to a six and
a two year old and finishing with an a minus.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
That sounds like someone that knows their way around. The
Next our spreadshet and multiple columns and total so some
some some auto, some auto, some auto some on chen second,
I'd like to award myself with twelve months no booze.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
Whoa Hayley twelve hours.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't even know if I can say that a
few hours twelve myself? Jesus, what it was?

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Bloody?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
What we Wedesday? Yes, exactly what It's whiskey Wednesday. I'm
not going to break tradition. Yes, it was whizzy wizzy
Wednesdays for me? Right, okay. Award for beating last year's
time in the Queenstown half Marathons. Love, congratsm I would
be the bigger person. Award rising about my ex husband's

(33:36):
bullshit and moving forward. Oh yeah, that's good, difficulting it,
yeah it is. But what else do we got? We
got completely much.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Still with wife and boyfriend. Neither of them know about
each other.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
What the Secret Skirrel Awards? The Secret Squirrel Award?

Speaker 6 (33:55):
What?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
No judgment from us? Wait? Is that a man or
a woman texting in five? That's gender? Gender? If it
were a third, pronounce a man or Okay, guesses who
do you think it is? Man? Yeah, it's a man.
It's a man. The man married a wife, because that
is societally what we do keep You got a boyfriends,
but so and he said, my boyfriend Okay, well okay,

(34:22):
what is our own general? Okay? How do we get
some confiti guns with blue and pink. Okay, dealing with
all the ship that goes down at the workshop. That's
a Shannon a ward. She wants a shout out. Goddamn it,
she tricked me, She tricked us, She tricked us and
together producer to shout.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Out both work with me on a dairy farm year
but gender place gender reveal, I survive?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hang on, how are you keeping that a secret on
a farm? Well, the cows aren't telling me what don't
speak English? It's wild. Someone's someone's going to shout out.
We award an a.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Water what.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Well about music?

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Someone says, shout out to my dad after thirty years
of not knowing me with met and he's dove head
first into being there for me.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Oh, welcome back to it? Does he welcome back because
he done it?

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Like?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Is there a test and stuff? Because you could just
con someone in pretending that your dad for money like
male male friend, Wow, my husband wants a wife and
a boyfriend. Year Fama wants a wife and a boyfriend.
Coming next year to Channel nine Award for dropping friends,
who's sucking sitting boundariess Someone's aid Award for losing sixty

(35:39):
kg's in the form of a shitty ex boyfriend. It's
a whole human human. He's a skinny man. Your boyfriend
was sixty kg. Is he a jockey? Maybe he might
have been a jockey. Yeah, my thigh is a sixty kg. Yeah. Yeah,
an award for me the most millennial of millennials. I've
taken up running. Oh god, that's cheering him Strava. I

(36:00):
bet yeah, bit they are every day. Most people just
want to know more about this whole situation with the
with the wife and the boyfriend. Does sound I'm looking there.
Award for fitting back into some great pair of jeans
I liked for a years, struggling with an injury. That's good.
How yeah? How are you? Award for planning a wedding?

(36:21):
And I haven't killed my in laws all my own parents. Yes,
so many amazing messages. Sorry if we couldn't get to
all of them, but you congratulations on all of your
achievements for twenty twenty five, and.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Stay tuned when we bring in the man, the wife,
and the boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Just sort it all out.

Speaker 10 (36:40):
Then podcast network play z ends Flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Tvns it'd have released their top streaming shows for twenty
twenty five. Can I just say, though, the top shows
on traditional media, on traditional broadcast terrestrial television are all
about so there's one news that's of course, it's is
that there country Calendar always up there. Then it's moving houses,
New Zealand's Best Houses, love it All list that Grand Designs,

(37:08):
find My Country House. People love shows about houses.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Oh my gosh, that's what really fortuitous.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
What have you been filming lately, Hayley Crazy certainly been
in a lot of houses. Oh I've been. I've been
telling everybody what you've been filming, and people are excited.
Well them shows. The top ten are on TV and
z plas Tulsa King and at ten which the year
I watched the first seasons pretty much The Hunting Wives

(37:38):
and at nine raving about that Georgia Burt's giving us
the AOK sign from the corner of the studio. We'll
keep to yourself please, The Day of the Jackaline at eight,
which which if you didn't already love Eddie Redmaining and
I'm After This Love that was released end of November
last year, but technically, yeah, I watched it was an
incredible show. Season two is happening by the way, Code

(37:59):
of Islands, isn't it seven? Okay? I didn't know. I
don't know what that is. Hondo Country Calendar year, get
it Love Island UK at five, You Rogue Heroes at four.
It was so good. It's about the forming of the
essays of World War two. Give me all that World
War two jump. That's good stuff.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Number three Bluey Okay, I still haven't watched the single episode.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Oh my god, it's so good. Number two one Years
at Sex and number one the most stream show on
TV and Z plus The Rookie. Season eight of The
Rookie comes out early next year, and you'll be surprised
and know the LAPD is with the FBI hunt and
they've gone international there in Italy. Yeah, she will watch
the news. That sounds like Executive producing Nathan Fillim wanted

(38:41):
a holiday holiday in Italy. I was like, our guys
need to go film in Italy. This kind of made
me think, oh, what if I watched this year and
I really struggled because you watch so much and the
year just flies by and the year like Sirens was
this year, and you then you look like I googled
popular twenty twenty five shows there there are so many
like Ada Li since was this year? Oh my god,

(39:04):
the best thing I watched and I still haven't watched it.
Forms Aren't the Studio. That was this year that got
nominated for a bunch of awards. That is like It's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Sirens was this year, which I loved amazing, like Female Lid.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Cards, Dying for six Michelle Williams. That was incredible.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Neighbors, what was there? The John hamm me Friends and Neighbors,
Friends and Neighbors.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
And that's getting a second season as well. I loved it.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
It was about like a guy who was super super
successful kind of losing it all and having to do
what he can.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Untamed. I've just written down a list of like all
the shows from this list that I like. Untamed, which
was Sam Neil and watched. My parents are watching at
the moment. They love it. It's really good. Black Rabbit
Netflix with Jason Bateman. A lot of shows, a lot
of TV I haven't seen this year.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Quality Wayward was great, Tony Khaliit I loved that.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Smoke was really good on Apple TV. Was Joel what's
his name? D Taran Taran, He's He's brilliant. That was Tarranny.
Then Joel one is Australian, the Australian one that was
out in John that one. No, he's British. Is he British, Sharon,

(40:20):
He's Australian. Yes, No, he's British. Joel was the guy
that was in Star Wars prequls and is in the
Heaps of Stuff confused because they do different accents.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Do you watch The Cheer Company, Tim Robinson?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I want to go one of the one.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Of the best absurdest comedies you know, Tim ye, Tim Robinson?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Who should comedy show? I think you should leave, which
is insane. The Chair Company is him.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
He plays a guy who works in the corporate environment
and he sits down on a broken chair and then
the show goes and then it's like turns dark.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
It's it's a couple. Yeah, remember so good? So good? Okay, well,
so many great shows. Honestly, don't even know where to start.
And there'll be more coming out in time for Christmas
New Year too, Like we just live in the best
excuse a coughing in the corner. We're trying to have

(41:17):
a serious broadcast radio che Did you know what.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
I'm going to do today? I got appointments. I'm going
to stick it around in your show and I'm going
to cough in the back of you.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
You've been watching the latest season because it's just come out.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Of shoes on today, by the way, mules, shoes mules, Yes,
I have.

Speaker 12 (41:36):
I actually caught up on last night. It's well, Monday
nights episodes. We're back liking it. We're back. I did
say to you the other day. It's a bit sloweh,
but I think we're back.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Okay, but I like to wait till all the episodes
are out and then binge.

Speaker 12 (41:49):
And I think that might be smart for this season.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Okay, yeah, whether you go loads of shows to pick
for your summer, watching the z.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Ing podcast, Needwork plays, it ends.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Flee right right, It's trying to deal with something that's
been bubbling for a while. Oh okay, guys, Yes, I'm
I'm considering changing my last name to Christians because Christians
after after you know, a year, Hank, slow down, I'm

(42:23):
getting not what I thought your big announcement was going
to be, because after a year of not having YouTube Premium,
I've been invited to join another family's YouTube prem Sorry,
I'm sorry. What we just literally needed YouTube Premium ten
minutes ago we had it. You'll notice that music came
on no ad and I bit my tongue at the

(42:45):
time because I needed to make the announcement. Now, Christians,
did you do mine? Who are the Christians? The Christians
not Christians? Christians. Yeah, the surname is Christians have invited
me to be part of YouTube Premium Family Plan at
no cost to myself. Wait, and the show can use
the Christian Family Plan, the Christian's family YouTube Premium Plan.

(43:10):
Are you taking essential or to the success of the show.
You're taking a handout from a family you don't know
some of these people. I got a message of somebody
on Instagram saying, hey, man, I hear on the show.
Often we have to sit through a wik sand You
can't go and use the YouTube you want to use
because you're not paying for YouTube friends, like when you

(43:33):
leave your card or a stranger. They said, we would
like to extend to you an invitation to be on
our family Plan, to which I said, don't be silly.
I can't. I simply can't. They said, well, what we've
got is we've got the family Plan, which allows for
four accounts, and there's only three of us that have YouTube,
there's an empty slot. I said no, no, no, no,
and they said, please let us do this for you.

(43:55):
So I write, guys, but hang on, they're going to
see what you watch.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
You know that because when I invited you to mine,
I've got a single person one, not a family thing,
so it would have been a shared and you would
have mixed up my videos.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
The family profile. We've each got profiles within the family,
and I don't think we affect each other's algorithms. I
also don't watch you toward on YouTube. Okay, so no
understand the YouTube Premium family plan. Other members cannot see
your individual watch history, likes, or comment. Everyone has a
private account with their own personal content, ensuring privacy. Okay, wait,

(44:33):
so now does that mean that every time we play
some uh the Christians Man the Christian Family plan, it's
going to take as long as if every time we
play a trend. Just before this off YouTube, Thank you
to the Christians Family who have invited me to be
part of the YouTube family now as just a limited
time offer. Like what if the Christian Family fall on

(44:54):
hard times, that's I'm part of the family now, so
I feel its family from you've got to learn more
about them. If you jumping on the family plan, Yeah,
I do. Well, I've got to go catch up with
them for Christmas now, so I can't got it. After lunch,
I gotta say to mom, dad, I'm sorry. I could
go to my YouTube family Dinner Family to the band

(45:17):
of my own family, but well, you know they're not
paying for my YouTube, right. Wait? Do the Christians family
have like a batch? Do we know if they've got
I mean, if that's actually a really good Christian I
know a lot about the family. I'd just been adopted.
This family could have a jet ski or something you
can use for children kind of family rocks. A family plan,
that is it? That's expensive? Yeah, have a family plan.
There's a batch. They could be a little home, maybe

(45:39):
a ski shllet you know, like, are you to bring
you two pieces of course your family? I have one
of those slot because I pay like twenty something backs
a month, so do I I Am going to ask
them if they can kick one of their kids off
three episodes the kids that's on you, right, their kids?
They should be ready to leave. Then. I don't believe
you have astrange. Know I said three times they were

(46:03):
very persistent good from you. I couldn't say no before.
There was just getting rude at that point. Okay, so
now we can watch anything on YouTube. Maybe we should
just play something and then thank the Christian Family YouTube
plan and they're giving you the long I've got Christmas
low fire music. Yeah, let's do that, okay, straight in
thank you to the family. No, don't play something more

(46:25):
exciting than that. What what do you want?

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Like a classic YouTube video? You know, chocolate rain or something.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I could chocolate y. Yeah, and they won't watch Rainbow
or something. There won't be an a it's amazing plays
a classic plays like a YouTube classic. Straight in the
Chocolate Rainbow, taeseon bed and all thanks to the Christian
Christian Family Plan. I don't even want to I don't
even want to know their fall, their full name, their
first names. I don't even want to know. They're our family.

(46:52):
We've got to find out their names at some stage.
Chocolate Rain. You want about two factor authentication? Producer Shannon
raises a great question. They just said what's your email?
And they put they pumped it into the slot right
and I'm on YouTube premium all right, Like, yeah, I

(47:13):
don't know. It's kind of. It's still a bit weird
to me. Oh yeah, we don't know these people from
a burrough side, but it's a lovely gesture. Do you
look at gift horse in the mouth? Yeah, I won't.
I won't look look a gift horse in the mouth.
I can listen to the Hamilton soundtrack. It was the
best cloth Scotsman. I think you've got to buy the

(47:35):
Christians family out some kind of Christians breez. Yeah, yeah,
totally some fudge. But I mean there's no point in
me spending too much money on the present, because then
I could have brought by on YouTube Premium Plaze.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
It ends flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Today, I went to visit a friend before hitting to
a gig and.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Sketchy didn't it? Yeah, a friend. I've got other friends
outside of the studio.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Guy, and I have since before I meet you, and
I will after I leave your lives, you know.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yeah, I want to go visit a friend like friends
in Heaven or something. Nah do you mean by that?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
No?

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Like hot a sixy friend? Oh okay, right, yeah, I
want to go visit a sexy friends before.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I see That's that now now makes sense.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
All my friends are sixty. I think you guys are sixty.
Maybe I say that when I go to hang up
my other friends. I'm just gonna go to work with
my sixy work place.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I don't think that's not appropriate. No, So.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
I'm heading towards my sexy friend's house and at the
corner of my eye I see super super Liquor and
I think I will always have a little glass of
wine with my sexy friends. Okay, so I pull into
the super liquor to acquire said wine.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I'm thinking of prosecco. That's love, you know, just little summer.
I have a little glass.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
I get into the liquor store and I head to
the French this is and I picked my p of choice.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
I went for that nice one frazhole. Oh yeah, the
crystal glo. Yeah, I'm twenty four bucks. Twenty four dollars.
Are you trying to impress the six I'm trying to
impress the six friends. Now I'm gonna turn up with
a cheese normally Hailey comes to my house. It's from
the supermarket. It's warm, and it's what is heavily reduced?

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Yeah, you heavily reduced. So I see how it goes. Yeah,
because you're not my sixy friends. And so I get
this bottle of wine and I take it up to
the counter and I say this sixty bottle of wine please,
and she like goes, oh yeah, no, no, no, and she goes, oh,
I'm going need to see your ID.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
And it's been a hot minute. Wow. Also, how long
has it been? Months? A month?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
I've been idated a couple of times this year, but
I also even had botox for at least l six months.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Look at that Ranger movies. See that bomb. Well done,
I've lit it, We're out. Yeah, And I see Now
you've got to probably get it done quickly because when no,
when you go back to your sixty friend, he'll notice
that you've had it. Oh I should have made you
look any younger. No, I don't think so. I don't

(50:12):
think I've ever seen someone with forehead that's not moving
and thought, oh wow, found the youth. Yeah eighteen.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Yeah, I've been tired so her bags and stuff. So
I was I was really caught off guard by being id's.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah. She said, I'm we need to see your idea.
I said, really, I said, you've made my day to
open up the wallet.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
No idea where as you open up my handbag looking around,
tossled around.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
No idea, My license is nowhere to be found. The
sooner they get that digital on our phones. No, I know,
I know, I know.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
So then I say to the woman. I was like, oh,
I don't have my license on. I don't know where.
It is illegal, by the way, I'm driving without my
license somewhere, so lock me up. But she's not worried
about that. She wants to give me my ephusy prosco.
So I said I don't have my idea, and she said,
I'm sorry you look too young.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
And I wow, because washmans, I'm Once they get on that,
they get pretty like no, and I said to her,
So I said to it, I was like, well, thank you.
Wait are they are they doing that thing like if
you look under twenty five then you get id like that.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
I'll take twenty four, I'll take I'll take twenty four,
take seventeen.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I'm thirty six, carried away, don't they?

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Well, no, I'm not ysterday. I was almost have been radiant,
and I said to her, I'm thirty six years old.
I said, I can show you a photo of I said, no,
I can show you a photo of my passport. No,
I need the idea, I said, I'm sorry, I don't
have it. I said, I'm thirty six years old.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
She goes, no, you're not. So she's like, because she's flementary,
but a little bit so she pumped up. I just
got glasses last week, So maybe she should have gone
to server, should have gone to speak savers. Maybe why
was she squinting when she was open?

Speaker 5 (51:47):
She hear me right in the eye distance and I
noticed no she I said, I'm thirty six.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
She said, no, you're not.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
And I was so happy until I realized I got
back in the car. I didn't have any wine because
you just genuinely wouldn't serve me because my fresh looks.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
That look literally seventeen. Were you dressed up as a
schoolgirl for your sexy friend? No, no, it was a
Hale sprout close. You're really really trying to struggle to
find out why this has happened. It's just a my
Haley Sprout clan.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
The ZM Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Play z m's flesh Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
It's Sabrina Carpenter tears on z M Fletch one and
Hailey It's nine minutes past eight. We want to know, now,
in a crisis, when you flailed and you ran away,
this would be me. I were you melted down or
you decided you just got you froze.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Yeah, I don't think I've been in a huge, huge crisis.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
But no way when I have a step up, No way.
Well this has happened because it was a mugging that
happened and the boyfriend is a couple, boyfriend girlfriend. The
boyfriend ran away and head and did you leave her today?
He left? He left it. Yeah, he said, ain't no

(53:06):
sinse both of us getting robbed. Since yeah, now this
happened that it was gone viral because obviously she's recounting
the incident on TikTok. Happened in Columbia. Great place to
be mugged, Great place to be mugged. The mugging was
caught on surveillance camera. It was shared to TikTok and

(53:28):
instead of the boyfriend rushing to her aid, he head
behind a wall during the muggy and you can see
here she they're grabbing her bag and that's the boyfriend there.
He's like I'm out of here, and everyone's like wow,
chivalrous with the immediately. Yeah, I think so, well, because
it was someone had posted this from a like security camera.

(53:51):
I don't think there's been any follow up yet.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Of Like, I mean, I love the ever changing gender roles,
you know, and I love women woman's independence and you know,
standing up for yourself. However, if your girlfriends getting mugged,
I reckon, you don't just abandon air.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, my general feeling, that's literally what he's done and
just head behind a wall and she's like struggling for
the bag, like she's just not like giving it over.
She goes for it also in daylight as well. Like
it's crazy, isn't the rule? You let them take it? Yeah,
you let them take it? Yeah, and you don't walk
around especially they're not taking there. I'm sorry, okay, but

(54:31):
I probably wouldn't walk around you know, like South America
or I don't know, an African or anywhere, you know,
like a flashy, deadly pony's bag. I just have I
don't know, a tote bag or some bag you don't
mind losing some kind of fat. Yeah, you don't go
out with your Apple watch on, you know, just diamonds
are going to get your steps. I mean, is there

(54:51):
any point going out if you're not recordings. Actually, well,
this is what we want to know this morning. I
want one hundred dolls it in. You can text her
in nine six ninety six. When did you run away
in a crisis?

Speaker 10 (55:04):
The ZENM podcast Network. What's Calling on ZENMS Fletch Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
And Haley Necki Minaje on zid M, Fletch, Morn and
Haley sixteen past eight. We want to know this morning
when you ran away in a crisis, or when you
froze or you panicked. Because a couple were caught on
surveillance camera in Columbia getting mugged. The boyfriend ran away
and hit behind the wall while his girlfriend fought to

(55:28):
keep her bag from being snatched.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
I do all think that's a relationship that's going to know.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
No, definitely not.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
My husband's been a professional firefighter, yeah, for the last
fifteen years, so he's fought a few fires at Guy Forks.
We had an accident where a firework blew up in
our five year.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Old daughter's face.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Instead of stepping up and doing something useful, the only
emergency services personnel present and ran in literal circles panicking.
Daughter's fine, but I'll continue to give him shit about
this forever.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Yes you would, Hannah. When did you panache in a crisis?

Speaker 11 (56:02):
So it must have been a couple of years ago.
I was driving to work one day, super late because
I'm always late to everything anyway, accidentally rear ended the
car in front of me, ended up writing off her
car even though it was a little nudge sorry. The
car pulled over the motorway. We were in the past
Wayne as well, so everyone was beeping at us, and
we start about being late to work.

Speaker 13 (56:24):
Anyway.

Speaker 11 (56:24):
I was like, when you just give you my number
and I'll put it in your phone as girl that
hit my car anyway, I seen a few days now,
I'm like, why hasn't this woman called me? So I
go to work a couple of days later and there's
this email chain that's been going around saying there's this
girl with long black hair in a red car that's
crashed into my car and she's given me your eight

(56:45):
hundred number. So I was running so late to work
that I was freaking out, and I put my eight
hundred numbers for work eight hundred and she's like, oh
my god, I bitch. She was thinking, this woman has thought,
we've given me the run around.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Well, you were just in a situation and you panicked.
You can't remember your number totally. I mean, have you
sorted it out now?

Speaker 11 (57:12):
All sorted out now? I saw an email and I
called her back immediately and I was like, I'm so sorry.
I was so about work.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
But also everyone at work now knows that you reare
in some thanks you call Hannah Tracy. When did you
panic run away in a crisis?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Good morning everyone, Good morning. I took mine.

Speaker 13 (57:35):
Now husband back to South Africa and we went to
a We went to a Tito sanctuary and I was
a cool cucumber of hey, this is like where I
grew up. And the game ranger took us into a
private part because I used to work there where the
tea was having little cups and so he had this

(57:57):
giant stick and he was giving us a full brief
that when we're in, don't panic, don't run, you know,
just stay cool. And so we walked in and my
husband was just like should we really be doing this?
And I was like, hey, it'll be fun. And she
started smiling and running towards us, and I just freaked
out and like flight or fight kicked in and I

(58:19):
was like, I'm out of here.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
I'm just gonna be faster than you.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Wait, you see, I'm going to be faster than the
cheated Tracy, faster than my husband. Right, you're just saying
the cheat is going to take on the slowest of
the two, right, Okay, I mean fair enough, right? And
what happened in to get you?

Speaker 4 (58:40):
No?

Speaker 13 (58:40):
No, no, he's the guy just like yelled and shouted
and slammed his stick on the bush, and she stopped
a couple of meters.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
But she wasn't.

Speaker 14 (58:49):
I wasn't the most popular when they.

Speaker 13 (58:50):
Both came out of the cage saying do you remember
the brief of do not run?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Yeah? Wow, that is brilliant Tracy, Thank you Gina. When
did you panic in a crisis?

Speaker 14 (59:03):
This was just recently on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Okay, fresh fresh, yeah fresh?

Speaker 14 (59:09):
So we long story shot. We hired a school bus
troll shout up from our young farmer's Christmas and yeah, yeah,
a loom pair of fun. We got to one of
the local watering holes and everyone got the lemonade. We

(59:30):
found an empty table, not realizing we'd actually said it,
said at the books.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Table, and they always do it. I just moved the
name reserved for Sam. I just put them on another table.
This is my table. Now I'm the captain.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Now well, no one.

Speaker 14 (59:46):
Said anything from the group, so like a sweet and
we ate all the hot shots.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Oh okay, Well no one.

Speaker 14 (59:55):
Knew because we thought someone's audered us some hot ships
a solid truly. All their pizzas came out and we're like,
we're getting to that at the next place, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
And then we really quickly left.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
What's you as? Panicked and left?

Speaker 15 (01:00:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:00:12):
Well I was like, oh no, and we didn't find
out till we've got there on the backset and that
us a solid and past for all.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
There took care of that.

Speaker 14 (01:00:24):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it was a little bit embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Yeah, just run away, get on the barom Gina, thank
you some messages And when did you panic in a crisis?
When I was twelve, the Brown and the Aven caught
on fire and I just ran out of the house,
leaving my eight year old sister in the house that
was on fire. I went to see my friend after
surgery in hospital, and when I was in the hospital,
there's a big earthquake and I head under the hospital

(01:00:49):
bed and just absolutely abandoned. Then they were on top
of the hospital bed, in the hospital bed, and you're
hiding under under it, just yelling out to them, good luck. Yeah,
they're just stacety. Me and my messages got mugged once
and I started crying and shipped myself and then she
broke up with me pret soon after.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Crying.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
And how you shut yourself as next level low. That's
a lot. It's hilarious. When my daughter was two, she
was in a pram and we were watching a local
rugby game and the ball got cut and it came
flying towards me and I just ran away and left
the pram right in the part of the ball. I mean,
they won't remember. I fainted at the very early stages
of the christ Ju earthquake. I came to when it
was all over. Oh wow, okay, yeahjeep. The only time

(01:01:34):
I frozen. Didn't know what to do is and I
moved to Australia, forced to stuck garden shed door open,
squeezed into the she'd turn around and there was it
was covered in red backs, spiders, yees. So I just
stayed perfectly still and just like hoped they were going
to leave. Just shut home now the tree. Yeah, so
I've been panicking because my wife and boyfriend both listened

(01:01:55):
to Zidim while I'm milking the cows, and I've walked
into the cow shed and that's from our cooler before
that's from the deer if with the wife and the
boy Wait, wait, hang on about each other?

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Wait waits My wife and boyfriend both.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Listened to I knocking the cows, and I've walked into
the couch in there both there. Oh my god, a week.
This could be the start of a what are those thropples?
This could be the start of as they might use
this audio in a true crime documentary. Okay, I still
think it's it's okay, okay. So we came across a

(01:02:31):
man lying on the side of the road in the
middle of nowhere. I was kno getting out of the car.
I stayed in the car and locked the doors and
I'm going to ring the police. And my two friends
got out of the car. They were very concerned about
about as well being, but I was far more concerned
about mine. Yeah, that was my dad's rule. He was like,
if someone's on the side of the road, and it's
similar to the night now I just keep going and
call yes, yeah, wait to put them later.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Pull over the other day to pick up someone, there
was a man coming from out of the bush and
he was carrying a large gear canister.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
And this it was nighttime.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
I thought, Paul Bastard, we're on the motorway. He's gonna
be walking for ages. And my instinct was to stop
and pull over. And then I remembered white woman, white woman,
and so I didn't or.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Man with a coming out of a I didn't any
part of these individually. Is it not stop the situation? Yeah,
especially that I will.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Say I didn't drive past a car. So he's either
still walking or he was planning on murdering me.

Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
The VENN Podcast Network Fact of the Day, Day Day
day day, Do do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Do do Do Do do do do doo? Miss christ
Misconceptions is the fact of the Day theme this week.
Things we think about Christmas and we think, but maybe
the origins weren't as good and they haven't always been
in favor. And today it's door to door caroling. Oh yeah,
he doesn't have door to door carrying doesn't really happen

(01:04:00):
as much here, it seems American. No snowy get good
or dressed up for the snow, and they go door
to door singing too many carol has got bit by dogs? Yeah, readers, Yeah, Well,
the origins of caroling far from the sweet child, friendly
daughter door of a Christmas carol. It comes from a
medieval tradition called waste sailing, from the old waste hail,

(01:04:25):
meaning be in good health. Now, if you know anything
about being good health, it just often involved a lot
of drinking. So groups of people, often young men, would
get intoxicated going from door to doors, singing loudly demanding food, drink,
or money, and expecting hospitality in return. So people would
be giving because they were scared of what would happen

(01:04:45):
if they didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
So they weren't like nice Christmas carols either. They were
like loud, mocking songs and threats of bad luck of
households refused. Maybe a couple of Katy Perry songs. Yeah,
garifer what. So often the working class or the poorer
villagers would visit the wealthier homes and would do it
in numbers, so, you know, numbers were intimidating. But like Halloween,

(01:05:09):
you got the rich streets to I might have those
Gulian seashells and you go to the nice areas at
Christmas time because they've got the Christmas lights. Yeah, and
you see it. But anyway they would they believed it
was a socially acceptable form of redistribution of wealth.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Nice. So the church had greenies back in the day too.
Were there lefties? Well they were just the working class, right,
which is a working class. Yeah, they were. They eat
the rich, eat the rich. If they didn't give them
food and drink when they were knock on the door,
that that nibble and the rich. So authorities and churches
tried to have it banned, and it was associated with

(01:05:47):
drunkenness and lawlessness, and it was part of why Christmas
itself was banned in the sixteen hundreds. Briefly covered that
yesterday years with the Christmas tree situation. So then in
the nineteenth century, victorians were like, well, we can't stop them,
so let's just morph it and get kids and stuff involved,
and they remove the drinking and the threats, and they
kind of put out some people doing nicer songs and such,

(01:06:09):
and Karen became organized with more wholesome and permission based
than they weren't asking for anything. But sometimes taking a
donation for a charity. Okay, so today's fact of the
day is that caroling started out as a drunken daughter door.
Give us more booze so we can keep doing this
to the modern So I'll say it slowly, more boring
sounding fact of the day, day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Day day, day, Do do do Do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Do Do Doo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Then Podcast Network plays that Ms flesh one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
And Hailey's tomorrow with teas at our caller of the year.
Yeah uh, the call that we have judged to be
the best of the whole year will include a follow
ups the person in the story whose.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
Story it is involving a cockroach and we're it crawled
and a trip to the er and no one A
lot of people didn't believe it was true.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
I'm very excited after that tomorrow, but right now, producer
Shannon in charge of our social media at the social
media desk, this phone and topic ended up being the
video of the the most watched Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
And I would say of all time in my time
of working for you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Gotcha and it's rare. And that's an amazing feat because
this is a very long video.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
I will never forget I was sitting out here editing it,
and someone who works in this building told me, do
not post a ten minute video on your social media
and no one will watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Who said that name? And shame? I'll tell you, fear.
What do you say they've got egg on their face?
They do have egg on their face, double yo egg
because he's still not talking.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
But the video got over six million views across all
of our pages, including the follow up with his wife
the next.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Now, this was a phone and topic where we asked
you when you couldn't what couldn't you believe you spent
money on? Damien? What did you buy that you cannot
believe you spent money on? Team?

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
How are you this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
So terrible? Actually, the show swelling a partner genuine friendship
is true to big testing Damien. How are you today?

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good to think and I know
Paorn's going to take the living pass out of me
on this one because Born's operating model.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
But anyway, go on, what did your purchase? I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Last year we finished renovating our house and we hadn't
we told another story on top of their house and
we had this little bathroom and part of the renovation
a partner and I were like, oh, we wanted to
get a mirror for this this little bathroom. And when
I said, oh, I have a thing about mirrors. They
have world mets friends have on them, are in Boston them.
So then on train and found one for a dollar

(01:08:57):
reserve and I showed showed it to Kepan and she
was like, oh, that looks really cool. Do you want
to get it? And I said it's a dollar resent.
What have we got to lose? So we were thinking
just a normal standard, sorry that you're finding any bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
So what happened? What happened? Sorry? What happened when JA
trip over something?

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Yeah, so we got to pay eighty but eighty dollars okay.
We were like my partner, she's got like a toy
steam and we're like, we'll take that because we had
to go up to my sister in laws to pick
up a new duchess as well. So we'll pick up
the mirror and the duchess in one co and I
said to Carelleen, in the morning, we'll just grand that
piece of bubble wrap out of the out of the

(01:09:41):
cupboard and we'll wrap the mirror in there and say, oh, yeah, cool.
Will it be picking up and I was like, yeah,
don't worry about it. So anyway, we drove up to Candala,
which is a nice part of beautiful, I know, right.
So we tune up and it's a mentioned looking house
and they got two rain drovers in the driveway and
I'm like, oh, going to be a really nice mirror

(01:10:05):
you buy from the like Bunnings might have teena standard
size mirror. Knock on the door and the sky opens
and he goes, oh you Damien. I said, here for
the mirror, and he goes, oh, yeah, there it is. There.
I look at and I'm looking at a mirror that
is six foot by six foot?

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
What okay? And you decaid you you had a little
bathroom to put this in.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, Flitch. It was real like it's
just a toilet one like a little spirit toiler.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Yeah, okay, how do we getting this in the car?

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Exactly exactly Haley? And the guy was like, do you
want a hand? And I was like, under my.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
No, madam, I'm sweet with a six six mirror. I
should be sweat and dropped the ball on that we
were there with.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
So I looked up the driveway and I thought it
when I the hand motioned to Kathleen, anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Here we go, sounding like Kathleen didn't look at the
means does sound like that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
And she comes out with this little piece of bubble wep,
going do you want me to bring that? And I was,
and he goes, who are these morons? Look at them
with this little piece of bubble wep with this mirror
has a will met one to one scale.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Of the world.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Oh my god, I love that down the driveway. He
carry it up up the driveway and our sons and
our characters. He's crashed out and he swayed in the
back and I'm like, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Going to flap, It's not gonna don't you need to
smash my sex. You're not fitting that in anything from it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Right, So we pushed Joseph's castick forward.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Characters character came in.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
I to push all our seats forwards. So one one
name brought up by my church.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Damion. How tools Kathleen. I feel like we need all
the details.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
By four.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Town was over, Kathleen, I hadn't even thought about the
m Kathleen smaller than the mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Well, yeah, because he's a photo of me standing next
to it, and I'm just like, anyway, we're gonna be late.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Going down before pick up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Yeah, the Duchess.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
I forgot about the Duchess because it happened twenty minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Kithleen's like me and I was like, no, of course,
she wasn't going interested. We have a look from Gondala
back to for Tony and I'm just more silently waging,
going I am a moron, and then Kings like, oh,

(01:13:16):
bloody hell. The dimensions are in the description and the title, and.

Speaker 8 (01:13:19):
I was all right, living alone the same literally sex food.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Kathleen, I'm going to I'm going to be so old
as to say this is the Coller of the West.
This is a core of the Bloody Year. Probably Damien.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
We are story if you want, because there's a little
bit more to it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
I mean, we're here now as far as not watching
the final Lord of the Rings moves.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
Like we were going to put it, and I was like, well,
just innovated. There's at the bottom of the stairs, there's
like this burg Wallers. We could put it there outside
our buddhas are Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
But I was like, Charlotte, welcome Charlotte to the story.

Speaker 15 (01:13:59):
And even knew there was the char Charlotte's still riveling
at Joseph to carry on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Well, Charlotte's right next to me thinking this was hilarious
as well.

Speaker 8 (01:14:07):
Anyway, longer, Charlotte, we don't have time for you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Wait where did the mirror end up?

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Damien was like, okay, so you're going to put it
on the wall, and I was like yeah, but anyway,
I'll go to my chin and he's got these things
for elephant hog I can hold up to like forty
fifty kg.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
We know six by six going to be in the
description was right there in fact, and the part of
them of Africa. If you look close enough you can
see an elephant, you can, it's so huge.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
I buy this proper like steel wire stuff to help
hang it, and again I get the stud finder out,
find the stud and I'm like, yep, could all go
there and basically you treat this elephant hook into the
into them and you twist it and then you get
a present or a spinner to spin it into the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
I wouldn't be hold. I wouldn't be.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
I'm screwing it and with them my hand and then
it snaps by me. Screwing it with my hand and
I was like, what it was supposed to be fifty
kgs and a break from my hands. Go back to
and say, hey, look this is a tech.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
We're back at God, there's one and that's good. Yeah.
Time we just we are getting out of time, Damien.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
We've got people texting and saying they parked the car
fifteen minutes ago and they're still sitting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
In their cart and they need to get the end
of the story, get the mirror. What did you do?

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
I took it back to mine to ten and they're like,
what you used to? Things like what kind of cruising?
I said, I didn't. I used my hand and I
do you want another one? I was like, no, I
want my money back.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
And we need to we need to get home and
we need to know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
My sounds the the biggest, like a benching screw that
I could find. They were like, it was the biggest
screw known to human kindror right now it's hanging on
the Yeah, it's not comtically pleasing. It looks disgusting. Freak

(01:16:19):
shout every time we walk down the hallway.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
We are going to need you to send us a
photo of the giant mirror. Damien, We're going to need
to send a photo because our listeners need it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Yeah, and can you stand next to it because we
know that you're about six foot for real?

Speaker 15 (01:16:31):
Could I actually get Kathleen Joseph and she introduce late
in the story, Charlotte. Charlotte s Charlotte. Sorry, Charlotte, Sorry.
A lot of say in the long last ten minutes.
Had a laugh, Thank you, Damien.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Corner of the way.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
Our listeners are on Tinderhoks listeners, you can now all
go into work that people can't believe.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
It's hanging.

Speaker 10 (01:16:54):
The end podcast Networks, The Shore Real plays that ends
Flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
Gind was what is gender societal construct? And we're breaking
them down all the time. And the next thing that
this US late days are coming for and Georgia joins us, Hello,
I believe you partook in the sectivity. Just the other day,
we be mowing the lawns and we be loving it.
And you know what, we be loving more than just
mowing the lawns. Mowing the lawns, filming it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
And uploading it to social media. Some of us love
doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
I've definitely set up a tripod when I was mowing
the lawns because remember I let it get away on
me this year, and then I had to do a
triple sort of mo sort down.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
I filmed it and it doesn't it's very empower So.

Speaker 12 (01:17:32):
The first time I did mine, I actually hit the
house and I never heard the end of it. I
don't know, you know, you got to get the weed
worker out it. While I couldn't be bothered this time anyway,
I didn't hear the end of it. So so you
just ran in the lawn mill and we had to
fix that jib part and like repainted and it was
not good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
It didn't go down. Well, you probably shouldn't be properly.
It's part of the house. Yeah, yeah, especial I think.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
Is what it's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:18:02):
And then so anyway the other weekend, I was like, oh, well,
Haime's wow, just like you know, put a bikini top
on that strat was bikini and my bike shorts on
and I'm like sixy chick rocking mount.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
He didn't even come home and see me.

Speaker 12 (01:18:14):
It was timed perfectly for when he arrived, but he
never saw me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Was he happy with the lawns? He was happy? Was
like babe the straight lines and no one. I was like,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
It's been an uptech in social media, huge uptick and
social media of young women in particular mowing the lawns
and being like, check me out, it's pretty boss.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
They are usually scantily clad.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
I also mowed the film myself Mowing the Lawns and
a g Bang on a bikini top this year, and
I sent it to a person and then they ended
up sort of ghosting me.

Speaker 12 (01:18:40):
See that's weird because I thought it would be a
non situal turn on.

Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
I sort of thought so too.

Speaker 12 (01:18:45):
One time Hamier told me mine was gardening, so that's
why I started doing.

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
Mat he has his gardener.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
I'm in the garden because Brnie, I know you love
your lawn you love doing your lawns. But if a
chicky babe was to mow your lawns, you'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Like, hell yeah, why not?

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Around the first time on the right on, you chuck
a couple of rounds in and then you turn around
and start going the way to a way to do it.
Good lines. You've commented on my lines before?

Speaker 12 (01:19:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, that seemed like he didn't mean to
give you that come from the then time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
My lawn's not straight. It's no, it's a very it's
a hard, all over the place lawn. I'll tell you
it's and I'm happy to stand by. Yeah, but they
all are fleet. You can't not hear it. That's the
way Mom said.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
She said, oh god, we've got to burn this off
and start again.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
I was like, well, that's great. I don't think you
can get rid of I don't care coming. And if
the neighbors have got a little put a run on,
you should just get AstroTurf like, no, y excellent, yuh.
And I want you to turn your own apartment apartment. Yeah,

(01:19:59):
this will be one my teenage daughter as all of
a sudden the study wants to mow the lawns for
the first time. Yeah, it's social media. Is it's cool? Now?
I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher. But if
there's a new personal record off, how many of those?
Did you count? Seventy nine of those?

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
Two?

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
All right? Well, if you enjoy it today's podcast, give
us a rate and review

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
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