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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The live show and the Big Part is back on Monday,
the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Vaughn, please don't this is Shannon Stonemat.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Do not beat and touch the buttons, the Shannon's buttons.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Now we're going to start.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We've got your shout outs that have been submitted weeks
and weeks ago, and we're slowly getting through all of them.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yep, Cora messages in from Kentucky. Well, Horther, Okay again,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, I think we should do an XENT for every place.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Where they are.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And I'm personally looking forward to hearing from some about
Indian and Chinese listeners.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, I'm just looking.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm just looking for it quickly here Scotland.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
That ain't going to be offens of nobody.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I see Melbourne. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Si, I see Hong Kong. Oh, I'm nervous time we're
in the future. I'm little bit nervous about that too.
Sounds like you guys want to extend your four weeks holidays.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Life.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I love listening to you guys every day. At the
start of my morning to work. Sometimes it feels like
we're genuine friends.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We are genuine, genuine friends.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We are I don't know this, know about We'd.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Probably invite her to Barley next time.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I say it's not open invite guys. Wait a minute,
she might need a Barley trip. This summer, my dog,
my car, and my grandma all died.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh I'm sorry, I should realize, help.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Me through it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Happy Holidays hist to a wonderful twenty twenty six high
out of the year is becoming an aunt again. My
brother now has two under two, and I love seeing
the chaos those little sweeties create.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
What does she become again?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Auntie?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What is that like?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Ump?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He always says he can never say auntie, aunty Auntie?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You in tea like the sea word.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Can enunciate aunt aunt.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I accidentally girl math too hard. This is the juiciest
member the yeah and ruined my birthday surprise.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I can on the cost to see of a trip
to see Phantom in the Opera, which is turning again.
UIs yep, trying.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
To talk me out of it, but eventually caved and
told me everything. We'll be going with my mum and
sisters to Saint Louis, Saint Louis, Louis Lewis St. Louis, Illinois,
So illinoisis Luisui the scogery for my thirtieth and seeing
the Phantom there.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh my god, I've sent it before.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I cried the opera is. That's all I know side
your mind the way twenty twenty five went, my reincarnation
choice would be a cicada, so I can nap for
seventeen years and wake up in a tree and just
scream for a few days, then die.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What I imagine having that much sleep?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Shit year for you?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I hope twenty twenty six is the year I can
be a crow. We should have done what was your
sleep this year? Because mine was when my operation, I
just woke up feeling like I'd sleep for like a month.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That'll be a You can see why Michael Jackson was
like the croaks.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Michael's milk, So give me a bit of that Michael milk.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Michael's milk. Well, we hope so too.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Cora, Yes Laurens and Auckland Flas VARs and has Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I want to use my shout out to say, very
merry Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'm a good friend Olivia Williams are best friends for life,
and shout out how generous of a gal she is
with her money and her time. Our mutuals have been
having babies and she's been bending over backwards to be
a good friend.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Is a good betch straight. I love her forever. Also
shout out to the show what a year. There's a benefit.
It's a fucking year, right.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Highlight of the year booking and all my hangouts with
my friends at the beginning of the year. Scheduling of
nights in May, July, September and November at the beginning
of the year means I actually saw my friends and
did stuff, not just catching on comparing our list of
what's new for.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You've got to have something in the cow of that.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
We always say it round Carnation choice to be Fletcher's cat.
I want that lush life. Maybe I get sick of
being locked up, so I'd want to come back as
a rich person's cat, like a spoiled cat with an
iPad and.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
A cat's are winning for show.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No one's coming back as a dog. Are they lick
your own?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
So yeah, cat's also look their OUs.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Steve doing it. Save Steve from a clave.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's where you're from. What Steve from quid Heydamn huge things.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
We're going to be through some dark tough times of
the podcast and Banti you're like therapy, but way more
entertaining and cheaper. He is significantly cheaper, leads you the
glue hole in the group together. Warn you might go
to a guy who always replies and how are Your
openness is refreshing. If I were single, I'd be heading
you up as one is wont to do. Steve shout
out to Shendon and car Went too. You're both awesome
whales in the UK next year. But I'll be listening
from a far before I go. I'd like to bring
(04:42):
some prisons and if it's okay, worn, I have a
proper twelve whiskey with your name.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
For a second there I thought I thought that's it.
I have poppers.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I was like, okay, pappas and whiskey.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Some poppers and whiskey.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, okay, you're gonna treat the whiskey and then.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You're just gonna take the pup do your Dutch.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Definitely enjoy this more than I Fletch and Haley. I
am open to suggestions. Nothing too expensive. Us thinking because
arm and golds, we're just.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You don't that's lovely. You don't have to do No,
we don't need to guess. Stefinitely coming and visit. Internationalistens
are always welcome. Yep, no, he's not an international. Stay
away then that stalker. If you're a local, it's stalking.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Get away from our window. It's stalking.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, of course I joke you. Of course you're Steve.
How am I one can test that. My highlights of
there are simple.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Anything My kids do, awards, ceremony, sports events, always making
me proud and humble each and every day.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But do not get jealous of them for achieving. I
think that's what I be as a parent. They do well,
and I'll be.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Like, there are appearances like that though, way no, they
won the speech competition and I'm like, I don't know, man,
I've got a degree. And then and then you set
the kids down, You're like, okay, kids, I've made a speech.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Do you want to hear my.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Speech that I did when it's your age? Now, that's
our speech.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Shout out to Steve's kids, Jasper, Amelia, Isaac and Miles.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That's a man. That's a snap.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Snap Steve are we snips.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Let's get a snimp. This Steve right up, that's getting
into van territory.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Let's bus.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's a courtesy tavern. It's a full van.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, it's a high pack, sports packs, sports back reincarnation choice.
I'll be a warm blanket on a freezing night, comforting, reliable,
and execut what people will need when everyone else feels
so everything else feels cold and messy. Just a pure
goodness that makes life a bit better.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
What a good role I'd be proud of. Got on here.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Steven Stive feels like a bitter person than Steve.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
He does heses better person than us. I'll tell you
that if he came to.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
One of our parties, he'd be like, my god, would
you clean up your ax? If he was in Bali.
The things.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Next is Victoria and Auckland wanted to wash. He goes
with Merry Christmas. Her shows the heart of my day,
makes the four am drive to work enjoyable. You do.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I hope you all have a great Christmas break. I
can't wait for next year. Much love to you all.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Completed my third half marathon this year and my first
full marathon.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh wow, fantastic.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I also finally reached my target weight loss goal of
forty five kgs after yearly incredible reincarnation. Choice that come
back as a toad really bothers you, and you're just
chill for most that's right.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
So on a pair, I get so bored though under stimulated.
There's as you can be as stimulated as you like. Yeah,
how does the toad stimulate oneself.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
With the tongue. The tongue can reach the end.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Your tongue could reach like a frog, though way you'd
constantly be.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, I don't know if you would be you reckon
okay anyway. The music producers A White Verson, No, we're
not finished.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Are shut up.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
We're going to Methman and Melbourne see you then.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh yeah, see it's a short loop.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's a short load when it is about yes,
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The live show and the Big Part is back on Monday,
the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Vaughn, please don't this is Shannon Stonemat.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Do not beat and touch the buttons, the Shannon's buttons.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Now we're going to start.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
We've got your shout outs that have been submitted weeks
and weeks ago, and we're slowly getting through all of them.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yep, Cora messages in from Kentucky. Well, Horther, Okay again,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, I think we should do an XENT for every place.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Where they are.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
And I'm personally looking forward to hearing from some about
Indian and Chinese listeners.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, I'm just looking.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm just looking for it quickly here Scotland.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
That ain't going to be offens of nobody.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I see Melbourne. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Si, I see Hong Kong. Oh, I'm nervous time we're
in the future. I'm little bit nervous about that too.
Sounds like you guys want to extend your four weeks holidays.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Life.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I love listening to you guys every day. At the
start of my morning to work. Sometimes it feels like
we're genuine friends.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We are genuine, genuine friends.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We are I don't know this, know about We'd.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Probably invite her to Barley next time.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I say it's not open invite guys. Wait a minute,
she might need a Barley trip. This summer, my dog,
my car, and my grandma all died.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh I'm sorry, I should realize, help.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Me through it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Happy Holidays hist to a wonderful twenty twenty six high
out of the year is becoming an aunt again. My
brother now has two under two, and I love seeing
the chaos those little sweeties create.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
What does she become again?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Auntie?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What is that like?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Ump?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
He always says he can never say auntie, aunty Auntie?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You in tea like the sea word.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Can enunciate aunt aunt.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I accidentally girl math too hard. This is the juiciest
member the yeah and ruined my birthday surprise.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I can on the cost to see of a trip
to see Phantom in the Opera, which is turning again.
UIs yep, trying.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
To talk me out of it, but eventually caved and
told me everything. We'll be going with my mum and
sisters to Saint Louis, Saint Louis, Louis Lewis St. Louis, Illinois,
So illinoisis Luisui the scogery for my thirtieth and seeing
the Phantom there.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh my god, I've sent it before.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I cried the opera is. That's all I know side
your mind the way twenty twenty five went, my reincarnation
choice would be a cicada, so I can nap for
seventeen years and wake up in a tree and just
scream for a few days, then die.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What I imagine having that much sleep?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Shit year for you?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I hope twenty twenty six is the year I can
be a crow. We should have done what was your
sleep this year? Because mine was when my operation, I
just woke up feeling like I'd sleep for like a month.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That'll be a You can see why Michael Jackson was
like the croaks.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Michael's milk, So give me a bit of that Michael milk.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Michael's milk. Well, we hope so too.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Cora, Yes Laurens and Auckland Flas VARs and has Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I want to use my shout out to say, very
merry Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'm a good friend Olivia Williams are best friends for life,
and shout out how generous of a gal she is
with her money and her time. Our mutuals have been
having babies and she's been bending over backwards to be
a good friend.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Is a good betch straight. I love her forever. Also
shout out to the show what a year. There's a benefit.
It's a fucking year, right.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Highlight of the year booking and all my hangouts with
my friends at the beginning of the year. Scheduling of
nights in May, July, September and November at the beginning
of the year means I actually saw my friends and
did stuff, not just catching on comparing our list of
what's new for.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You've got to have something in the cow of that.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
We always say it round Carnation choice to be Fletcher's cat.
I want that lush life. Maybe I get sick of
being locked up, so I'd want to come back as
a rich person's cat, like a spoiled cat with an
iPad and.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
A cat's are winning for show.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No one's coming back as a dog. Are they lick
your own?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
So yeah, cat's also look their OUs.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Steve doing it. Save Steve from a clave.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's where you're from. What Steve from quid Heydamn huge things.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
We're going to be through some dark tough times of
the podcast and Banti you're like therapy, but way more
entertaining and cheaper. He is significantly cheaper, leads you the
glue hole in the group together. Warn you might go
to a guy who always replies and how are Your
openness is refreshing. If I were single, I'd be heading
you up as one is wont to do. Steve shout
out to Shendon and car Went too. You're both awesome
whales in the UK next year. But I'll be listening
from a far before I go. I'd like to bring
(04:42):
some prisons and if it's okay, worn, I have a
proper twelve whiskey with your name.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
For a second there I thought I thought that's it.
I have poppers.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I was like, okay, pappas and whiskey.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Some poppers and whiskey.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, okay, you're gonna treat the whiskey and then.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You're just gonna take the pup do your Dutch.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Definitely enjoy this more than I Fletch and Haley. I
am open to suggestions. Nothing too expensive. Us thinking because
arm and golds, we're just.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You don't that's lovely. You don't have to do No,
we don't need to guess. Stefinitely coming and visit. Internationalistens
are always welcome. Yep, no, he's not an international. Stay
away then that stalker. If you're a local, it's stalking.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Get away from our window. It's stalking.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, of course I joke you. Of course you're Steve.
How am I one can test that. My highlights of
there are simple.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Anything My kids do, awards, ceremony, sports events, always making
me proud and humble each and every day.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But do not get jealous of them for achieving. I
think that's what I be as a parent. They do well,
and I'll be.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Like, there are appearances like that though, way no, they
won the speech competition and I'm like, I don't know, man,
I've got a degree. And then and then you set
the kids down, You're like, okay, kids, I've made a speech.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Do you want to hear my.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Speech that I did when it's your age? Now, that's
our speech.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Shout out to Steve's kids, Jasper, Amelia, Isaac and Miles.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
That's a man. That's a snap.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Snap Steve are we snips.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Let's get a snimp. This Steve right up, that's getting
into van territory.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Let's bus.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's a courtesy tavern. It's a full van.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, it's a high pack, sports packs, sports back reincarnation choice.
I'll be a warm blanket on a freezing night, comforting, reliable,
and execut what people will need when everyone else feels
so everything else feels cold and messy. Just a pure
goodness that makes life a bit better.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
What a good role I'd be proud of. Got on here.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Steven Stive feels like a bitter person than Steve.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
He does heses better person than us. I'll tell you
that if he came to.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
One of our parties, he'd be like, my god, would
you clean up your ax? If he was in Bali.
The things.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Next is Victoria and Auckland wanted to wash. He goes
with Merry Christmas. Her shows the heart of my day,
makes the four am drive to work enjoyable. You do.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I hope you all have a great Christmas break. I
can't wait for next year. Much love to you all.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Completed my third half marathon this year and my first
full marathon.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh wow, fantastic.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I also finally reached my target weight loss goal of
forty five kgs after yearly incredible reincarnation. Choice that come
back as a toad really bothers you, and you're just
chill for most that's right.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
So on a pair, I get so bored though under stimulated.
There's as you can be as stimulated as you like. Yeah,
how does the toad stimulate oneself.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
With the tongue. The tongue can reach the end.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Your tongue could reach like a frog, though way you'd
constantly be.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, I don't know if you would be you reckon
okay anyway. The music producers A White Verson, No, we're
not finished.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Are shut up.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
We're going to Methman and Melbourne see you then.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh yeah, see it's a short loop.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's a short load when it is about yes,
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