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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cartail Special. The live show The
Big Pod is back Monday, the nineteenth of gen Warne.
Stop pressing the babies.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Shannon, please regain control of the buttons.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You would you would have you would agree to that
buttons on the about that things.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
On the on the person.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Well we go to Newcastle first. Caitlin sees mery Christmas
is it?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Do you any think it's new me or like Newcastle?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I was thinking Strastralia Australia. All right, I have Christmas
and my wife bicks the list be first Christmas parents.
This Christmas is going to be the best on yet
with our doodle Lazy. Thanks keeping everyone alive for the
last few months. You're the best mum. Cue the simple
birth of our doodle Lacey. Some people just kept these
very simple him an't they nice?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And short?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Sam is from Sydney. I'm shouting out you through the
year has been tough, but you will appear so much
stronger as a group genuine friends if you will. Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Sorry just pause.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Criminal activity and kind of siren was the police police? Yeah?
More A lot of criminal activity in the said do
you know I saw a guy tagging in broad daylight
the other day? Absolutely? Yeah? What was he tagging? Just
the door down over there?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
What was he like? What?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It was some He had a big, fat vivid you know.
The vivids were like a centimeter by cinnameter, numb real.
I reckon would have smelt good.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I was gonna say that had a hot snaff And.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
He was just writing some incre but he was like forty.
I was like, how, how embarrassing for you that you're
tagging like. I was like, I've never seen a tagger before,
didn't a man? It was a broad daylight. I was
gonna say something that. I was like, it's not worth
like getting in a fight or getting stabbed over there.
If he turns around and puts a big bankmark on
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your shoe, I have to throw the shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I've only tagged once. And I was and I was
full of regret.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What did you tag?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well? We were we were spray painting this fence, me
and my friends, and everyone was doing like cool things.
And I totally panicked and I wrote, Hailey Sprow. I
just wrote my whole fucking full name.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The Smartest Criminals and lived in b and I like
literally woke up and I was riddled with girl that
this fence was just gonna be like all these pictures
and tags and just like Hailey Sprow, nothing ever came
of it.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
But yeah, I depended think they were like, well fucking
idiots crips her own names. I know, oh, I know Herbert,
she wouldn't write her own name.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, but I'm not that dum.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It sucks after it and then you're like, oh, I
feel personally attacked by whoever did this. It was It
wasn't me, It wasn't me. Sam says, You've clearly been
a huge support for both Haley and Fletch. So huge
packy pucket to you born Haley and Vaughan. I say,
I said you after I said you already Fletch. You've
clearly had a big support for Hailey Vaughn. So huge
parky pucket to you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Packet for our good friends. God he absolutely got it
this year, didn't I?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And thank you for helping me laugh out louder room.
I moved to Sydney, moved to Sydney another we lost
another one to Sydney, having Vorne messaged me back after
giving him credit for a strength and in the and
I should be moving to Sydney, but I'm still sitting
on that one. Yeah, Juicy is member of the honestly
nothing Juicy here. Maybe it's so on its way you're
in Sydney. It is to Jesus, Good Lord. The clubs. Yeah,
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the juice all sorts around. Carnation choice a bird, specifically
a ca so that I can fly. But I'm big
enough to not be prey to many and still get
boozed on them. Again, You've got to stay at a
Haley's guard in otherwise at catle.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, feast on, I tell.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You Tao Mutu also known as Sydney of the Cydny
E Zealent. As we were going next, Jarna says, I
want to do a South A shout out to my
myself and my partner as we do for our first
child on Christmas Day. So maybe parents, when this gets.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Red vomit sounds expected from Hailen Fletch. So we're happy
for you because that's what you want and your want, Yes,
and Fletch will be in South America and I'll be dropped.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And our friend James has his birthday on Christmas Day.
He does always forget.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It because it's about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's about Jesus.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I'm out celebrating Jesus, not James.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And we're quite often at the mission or the church
on Saturday on the Christmas. We can't year. We forget
his birthday, don't we. It's too hot for certain, are you?
Ungrateful motherfucker? And we can bine his Christmas presents horrible,
but I mean good for you, good for you. Also,
so I know my dog's name is Kevin Fletcher, and
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I can't work out where we've got the middle name from.
So thanks. We gotta love that. That's brilliant. He's a
samoid and highlight of the years getting married to my
best friend in February this year was the most amazing day.
Hashtag love is not dead.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's a fat year. We on that one.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Reincarnation My dog Kevin, he's living the life of luxury.
Let's see how that adjustment goes to the baby in
the house. Don't throw it out the other side of
the page. That page. It's got to be told Pauline
and Wellington. Could this be Pauline Gillespie.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh my god, the presence of a leger.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We are honored to have you here. Merry Christmas. I
loved listen to your podcast. It work feels like I'm
working with my friends. It's only me and my boss
at work. A highlight of the years. I survived one
year of parenting my son. Louis has also learned to walk.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
On your Louis. That'll come in handy.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Reincarnation choice, probably a monkey. I feel like they have
a lot of fun and no judgment. Bum scratch the
monkey scratch so good. Nicki and Funga Matar, which will
be Nicki Minashi She moved got a great ten. Yeah,
it's all that time on the beach Matar. Longtime listen
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the first time podcast. Shout out it.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You're the bell guy anyway, I don't know what it
was near me.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I'd love to shout out. A good friend Jenna. We're
big invisible string theory girlies, and we've recently bonded over
our mutual and longtime love of f EHD. She wants
invisible string theory.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
The idea that you're attached to another person like it's
like a soul mate basically.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But are you How far can you go without tugging
on them?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Depends that you if you were to a ten, you
can get like thirty meters.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Sixty meters runs out string theory. Literally, Haley just said it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, I feel like no, please check with your fucking mate,
ol ma JGBT.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What's the invisible string theory? Thinking, thinking, ah, weird thing.
I just knew the invisible string theory. This one sits
right at the intersection of woo woo romanticism fate mythology.
In a dash of Taylor's To a Fandom, here's the
clean breakdown is an invisible the unclean breakdown.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Give us a filthy breakdown.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't want your clean version. It's basically fate but
cute destiny without the religious baggage and romantic opticism disguised
as pseudoscience. Taylor's To a Song Invisible String popularize it
massively in the twenty twenties. The lyrics frame it is
something quietly guiding two pebble to each other through coincidences,
and their missies wiggled.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
This fate.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So it was in the back of my hat.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Have you been looking for that.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Looking at this for twenty minutes? Why don't you tell me?
I literally said before, were's my fucking pencil?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I thought you would have known.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I only just felt it then when I went like this, Okay,
so they got invisible string theory. Recently bonded. She has
royalty a golden shears Fagan. Oh she's of the Fagan
blood line, but maybe keep that part anonymous.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh sorry, we don't write it in.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yes, this will be why she's happily married. Has recently
revealed the Fauners and hall Pass. Oh okay, she's just
an all around gym and her birthdays on Christmas, so
I feel like she deserves a shout out and it
definitely still counts as a combined Christmas and birthday present.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
We love a hall Pass highlight of the year.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I had a baby. Maggie is a little sister for Marlon.
They hate sleeping, but they are also the coolest. So
feeling like I have brain damage is worth it and
super cheesy. But living in fung matars like living in
Paradise every days a winner, especially when there's no blood
in your steel. It's so beautiful for a wake up
and there's no blood in your still.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I hope for a little bit more than yeah, I hope,
I'm going to say it.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Survive.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I've had a ship day, but there's no blood in
my stool.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Then imagine how worse it would be if it was.
You're having a bad day and you're like to get
worse than this blood. Then you're still perspective juice this
moment in there, Like I said, they had a baby,
so I feel like the juice has been kept to
a minimum, the.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Juice when you have a baby, but absolute.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Right angle side note, we're good friends with the Bonners
from who used to babysit born, so feel free to
include a lordless story about those ship bags are specifically
being impossible. Care about these motherfuckers. They were like they
were their family ran the rally, you know, rally for
good boys and cats. Fletcher's cats contiplating suicide. No, he launches.
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He does it every time he hangs out the window
and he just looks down at the world passing by,
and everybody freaks out when they see it for the
first time. But he does it. Now. What he do
is a claw trying to eat the curtains. Stop eating
the curtain. Don't let them meet the curds waving in
the woind. I know it's a toy when it waves.
He gets very excited. Yeah, so carry on. Worn out
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of that about the Bonners their their mom and dad
were members of the church. They also ran boys and
Girls rally do you remember It was like Scouts but
not quite And they did this rally thing and they
were like this lovely like feeling. But fuck, those boys
were a little bastards.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Really.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
When I baby said them one time, they see the
help We're stuck under the house. We're stuck under the house.
I've seen that on.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
My arm, stuck in the washing machine. Help, hell, you brother,
help me.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I crawled under the house to get them, and then
they zipped out and locked the thing, so I was
stuck under the house.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I mean, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Good from them. Shook the thing until the little latch
wiggled open, and then I came out and they threw
rocks at me. Wow, were you a loser? He was
Joshua Bonner. It's giving for them recently, and they were
like full adults. And think one of them had a kid,
and I was like, do you throw that kid? Lock
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him under a house. I lock them into the house
and throw stones at him. That's the circle of fucking life.
Rancarnation probably cat because I catch on up on some
sleep and I could ship in a box and flet
should deal with it. He took a ship in the
side one I had to deal with the stop eating
the curtain. No, Murray, you this is you are the
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shittest room were my mom in the world. Your kids like, oh,
I don't don't do that, Joshua, Joshua, don't throw rocks
at voorn is here to babysit you.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
God, he's so funny.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Strings rocks don't hurt that.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, Murray, it is a deprived ca. Yeah, he's eating.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
He's literally looking the window. He's a window. He's looking
the curtain. He's eating the strings. That's worse. Yeah, that's
worse than the windows.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay, Murray, I'll look at him now.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
A couple of margaritas and lash down. Sorry, Murray, you
know how I get at.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Comes home.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Final thoughts from Nicky is. I know you guys have
had collectively a really rough year. Generally bring me so
much to every day when I've had a rough night
with the kids or works, pulling up a walk on
the beach and listen in the podcast, and life's not
so bad for everygrath. If you guys look after each other.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's so lovely. Do look after each other very well.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
On the next episode, we go to England. You're saying
that little bit funky, go to England, Auckland and Scootland Day,
all thelandes