June 17, 2024 • 3 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared has a poopy problem!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Please Haley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Welcome to a little bit of pod and
a lot of rain in podcast Land over the weekend
where we record the podcasts podcast Land.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Podcast was for lots of rain.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It was poor. Producer Jared, Well, there's been an incident,
a poopsident.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
There has been a poopsident. I say, it's not even
my poopsident.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Dealing with your own poopsident, you know, it's sort of
part of lone.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, and now I've had to deal with the neighbors poopsident.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't want to be touching neighbors poops.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I mean either. Yesterday I casually glanced out a little
room window and noticed our front lawn was covered in
tishe papers and out I can't Yeah, it was so grom.
I saw corn.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Saw corn?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
How do you see corn from the window?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You? I went outside? Oh right, I had to go investigate.
Popped up to the neighbor's house and yeah, their whole
garden was just.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, but it wouldn't be a septic tank.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Is it as Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't really
know how the plumbing stuff works. But there was poos overflow. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, And so when you went out to deal with
poop nato, were the neighbors out there dealing with it
themselves or did you have to inform them that they
should all over the lawn?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, one of the neighbors was in their garden for
some reason, hanging out clothes on the drying line. It
was raining, okay, and hadn't even noticed all the pools
in the woods.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Did it obviously smell?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yep, it definitely smells on our side of the fence.
And as I crossed into their boundary, I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Good god, So what do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Have you moved out or no?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I just sit the place of blaze.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I tapped on my MAT's shoulder and I said, excuse me, sorry,
I just live over there. Have you noticed all the pools?
And my new friend Nikolage was like, oh wow, no
I haven't. And we got on the blower to his
property manager, who swiftly called water care. Then a few
hours later shot up and it was actually quite cool.
Do you know they have a giant vacuum clean.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Because when we were renovating, we had a we had
a porterloo and that's how they get rid of how
they change. They put in a big sucky sucky and
suck out the poops.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It was cool. Yeah, gross, but cool because like just
this big truck parked down our driveway and I say,
they're going to be blasting the seward pipe or whatever.
And then now they just unfurl this massive vacuum hosts
of vacuuming the lawn.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And I had a look this morning. Didn't get too
close to the scene of the crime, but all the
toilet paper's gone, all the poos are gone. Yeah, and
it just they just have an industrial vacuum for the poos.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And it's raining again today, right, so they'll give the
lawn a bit of a nice little spring call.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh yeah, that is going to grow. It's going to flourish,
a flourishing lawn there with some great the human feces. Yeah,
I'm so so sorry. Did they let you know what
the problem was? Was it a blockaged someonoe have been
flushing the metal and sami wipes.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, they didn't inform me, But when I was chatting
to the neighbor, I was like, oh, yeah, look there
it goes again. And it was literally like fountaining out
as one of his neighbors flushed their toilet.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Ah, so a blocker that that sounds to me like
a blockage, and I found a weak point. It popped
that oftenone flushed. It was just in the end and
shit SCRAMed. Time to move again. It looks like yeah,
ship move again.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah. What you should try doing, though, is have this
happen on your own property where you're responsible for your
own septic system and you have to pay someone twenty
thousand dollars to repair it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Probably just move.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I think that's what the people we bought the house
offen
Please Haley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Welcome to a little bit of pod and
a lot of rain in podcast Land over the weekend
where we record the podcasts podcast Land.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Podcast was for lots of rain.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It was poor. Producer Jared, Well, there's been an incident,
a poopsident.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
There has been a poopsident. I say, it's not even
my poopsident.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Dealing with your own poopsident, you know, it's sort of
part of lone.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, and now I've had to deal with the neighbors poopsident.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't want to be touching neighbors poops.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I mean either. Yesterday I casually glanced out a little
room window and noticed our front lawn was covered in
tishe papers and out I can't Yeah, it was so grom.
I saw corn.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Saw corn?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
How do you see corn from the window?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You? I went outside? Oh right, I had to go investigate.
Popped up to the neighbor's house and yeah, their whole
garden was just.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, but it wouldn't be a septic tank.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Is it as Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't really
know how the plumbing stuff works. But there was poos overflow. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, And so when you went out to deal with
poop nato, were the neighbors out there dealing with it
themselves or did you have to inform them that they
should all over the lawn?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, one of the neighbors was in their garden for
some reason, hanging out clothes on the drying line. It
was raining, okay, and hadn't even noticed all the pools
in the woods.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Did it obviously smell?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yep, it definitely smells on our side of the fence.
And as I crossed into their boundary, I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Good god, So what do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Have you moved out or no?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I just sit the place of blaze.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I tapped on my MAT's shoulder and I said, excuse me, sorry,
I just live over there. Have you noticed all the pools?
And my new friend Nikolage was like, oh wow, no
I haven't. And we got on the blower to his
property manager, who swiftly called water care. Then a few
hours later shot up and it was actually quite cool.
Do you know they have a giant vacuum clean.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Because when we were renovating, we had a we had
a porterloo and that's how they get rid of how
they change. They put in a big sucky sucky and
suck out the poops.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It was cool. Yeah, gross, but cool because like just
this big truck parked down our driveway and I say,
they're going to be blasting the seward pipe or whatever.
And then now they just unfurl this massive vacuum hosts
of vacuuming the lawn.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And I had a look this morning. Didn't get too
close to the scene of the crime, but all the
toilet paper's gone, all the poos are gone. Yeah, and
it just they just have an industrial vacuum for the poos.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And it's raining again today, right, so they'll give the
lawn a bit of a nice little spring call.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh yeah, that is going to grow. It's going to flourish,
a flourishing lawn there with some great the human feces. Yeah,
I'm so so sorry. Did they let you know what
the problem was? Was it a blockaged someonoe have been
flushing the metal and sami wipes.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, they didn't inform me, But when I was chatting
to the neighbor, I was like, oh, yeah, look there
it goes again. And it was literally like fountaining out
as one of his neighbors flushed their toilet.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Ah, so a blocker that that sounds to me like
a blockage, and I found a weak point. It popped
that oftenone flushed. It was just in the end and
shit SCRAMed. Time to move again. It looks like yeah,
ship move again.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah. What you should try doing, though, is have this
happen on your own property where you're responsible for your
own septic system and you have to pay someone twenty
thousand dollars to repair it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Probably just move.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I think that's what the people we bought the house
offen
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