June 21, 2024 • 6 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Someone had a Toilet situation!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleas and Haley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Will producer Shannon's been in a new apartment for less
than two months, Yeah, and already worried she won't be
getting a bond back when she's gonna what have you done?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Have you done?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I was doing a little top up tan, fake tan,
just a little Haley gets it, just a little buff.
You know.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I haven't tanned for a while, and boy, oh boy,
it's due.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I was the other day. I was naked and I
saw myself in the mirrors, like got him what?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, it just happens.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You lose it quick.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, and I just felt of it ripley, you know. Yeah,
it just smooths it out, just buffy oversize.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's worn.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're constantly translucent white, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, one's fucking you like an ex a lottelet.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You can see your veins in your organs. We can see, literally.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
See your organs through that skin of yours.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
No, you can't.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
You can't see my organs. Why, I just want to
go on record. You can't see my organs.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I can see them. I can see one of them.
Why you why you got that one out.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Talking about Okay, it was just a big sunscreener and
a big.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I've got to be one of these.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I've got anti cancer stance.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I will go on record. I'm anti cancer. I did
that skin thing.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You know when you find.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
The there's a.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Chart, No, no, there's a chart and you find it on
the constellation and you run your hand like arm down
it or a part of your body that never sees
the sun, and that's your skin type. And I've got
like Mackenzie or something.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Color chart like the pain like that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, and I've got to be I've got to be
very careful, well, producer, Shannon, you were tanning.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Yeah, I had a little tan. I was buffing it
out and got a buff.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
The worst thing you can do to tanning is when
you're washing it off in the.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Shower is to pee. Yeah, run down, It'll run down.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So what.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is it a white squat?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
No? No, no, no, no no, because it works as possible.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, you'd go this, you'd go, I reckon a
wine squat. I reckon. I wouldn't touch the wine.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I've got sick a thighs and you really need you
went white and held them up.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
How the.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But then you've got your hands kind of grabbing on
the ten skir.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I'm just redescribing the exact mythod you used when you're
at our house and you jumped out of the spar
and pist in the bush.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So you let her bring pis back into the spar.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
And shut up, I'm getting back in.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, yeah, so you don't pee in the shower after
tanning when you're washing it off. It's a bad thing
to do. So I put on my tan and I
was like, oh no, I haven't paid yet. Like silly girl,
I'll just quickly pee on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
What's in the toilet?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I mean technically you are peeing on the toilet,
we sit on it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, so I pee stand up and I have left
the most defined print on the toilet, no.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Print on the seat.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
On the seat.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And you didn't forget the ass though, Why did you
turn the ass?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
You have to it's just weird yourself like that, insanely,
this glowing orb ass and he just looks at you.
I like to in summer exactly. Yeah, I don't know.
And the house with the cellul.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I was don't about to feel good about myself for
no one else, so I just did it. But now
I've got an ass print on my toilet of faked tan.
I'm freaking out, and my partners in the room and
like I'm trying to keep the romance alive, you know, like.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
This, you know, be like, hey, I put a brown
ass on the toilet.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So I'm panicking, and I've been in the bathroom now
for a little bit. So I was like, I don't
want him to think, so I just looked around of
how to clean it, and I just grabbed my whitening
toothpaste and like slatthered it across the seat, and then
I grabbed toilet paper and I'm like scrubbing it starts working.
I will say, an effective technique.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
If you lift it longer.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And it's because I would have grabbed because what the
brown is, basically what's soaked into the seats, into the seat.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Can I would have exit molded.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Well, I don't own exit mold, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
God, as the most magical thing.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I own sprain wipe, and that's about it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No exit mold is lethal.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't want to It's just basically it just basically bleaches,
mold and grime.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Well that's why I thought whitening toothpaste was exit mold light,
you know. So I just start scrubbing it with toilet
paper and like freaking out.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's wiping. You can't scrub the toilet paper that it
doesn't have the I know.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
So then I grab a towel, like my body towel
that I was about to use in the shower. I'm
scrubbing it on the toilet and then I'm like, Bringon's
going to think what is she up to?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Because he would have heard shared everywhere. The toilet just destroyed,
like I should have just.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Told them what was going on, but I was breaking out.
And then so then I end up ruining like a
whole towel, So that's in the washing sheet now, and
then the whole room smelling like toothpaste. I'm now worried
that next time I use the toilet it's going to
burn me because or.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
You just have a minty bottom, yeah, baking soda, you reckon, That's.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Well then so that I just get a bunch of
water and from the sink, I start like across my bathrooms,
a very small because it's so I'm like.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Flicking.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Happened? If you're taking a deep squat, I.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Should have just one like flicking water. The water is
going all over the walls. The walls are now getting
a bit tanned because.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I was like, you're not getting that, so is it
still brown?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I got ruined a towel. I went through a whole
roll of toilet.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Paper and used half a tuber toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I think we're here in Vaughan. I'd like you to
say it one more time. What's the lesson we've learned
to you.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Take a deep squad deep squalt forward? Yeah, but they
hoped the fires apart.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yeah yeah, maybe even to the gunt and pull.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That up apart, direct that forward, bear down, push it out,
no problem.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
And that skin chat is called the Fitzpatrick skin type chart.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Okayah if anybody wants to google that and see how
restu our rebelloma.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Happy peeing everyone,
Pleas and Haley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Will producer Shannon's been in a new apartment for less
than two months, Yeah, and already worried she won't be
getting a bond back when she's gonna what have you done?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Have you done?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I was doing a little top up tan, fake tan,
just a little Haley gets it, just a little buff.
You know.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I haven't tanned for a while, and boy, oh boy,
it's due.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I was the other day. I was naked and I
saw myself in the mirrors, like got him what?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Yeah, it just happens.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You lose it quick.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, and I just felt of it ripley, you know. Yeah,
it just smooths it out, just buffy oversize.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's worn.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You're constantly translucent white, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, one's fucking you like an ex a lottelet.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You can see your veins in your organs. We can see, literally.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
See your organs through that skin of yours.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
No, you can't.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
You can't see my organs. Why, I just want to
go on record. You can't see my organs.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I can see them. I can see one of them.
Why you why you got that one out.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Talking about Okay, it was just a big sunscreener and
a big.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I've got to be one of these.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I've got anti cancer stance.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I will go on record. I'm anti cancer. I did
that skin thing.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You know when you find.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
The there's a.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Chart, No, no, there's a chart and you find it on
the constellation and you run your hand like arm down
it or a part of your body that never sees
the sun, and that's your skin type. And I've got
like Mackenzie or something.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Color chart like the pain like that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, and I've got to be I've got to be
very careful, well, producer, Shannon, you were tanning.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Yeah, I had a little tan. I was buffing it
out and got a buff.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
The worst thing you can do to tanning is when
you're washing it off in the.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Shower is to pee. Yeah, run down, It'll run down.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So what.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is it a white squat?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
No? No, no, no, no no, because it works as possible.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, you'd go this, you'd go, I reckon a
wine squat. I reckon. I wouldn't touch the wine.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I've got sick a thighs and you really need you
went white and held them up.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
How the.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But then you've got your hands kind of grabbing on
the ten skir.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I'm just redescribing the exact mythod you used when you're
at our house and you jumped out of the spar
and pist in the bush.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So you let her bring pis back into the spar.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
And shut up, I'm getting back in.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, yeah, so you don't pee in the shower after
tanning when you're washing it off. It's a bad thing
to do. So I put on my tan and I
was like, oh no, I haven't paid yet. Like silly girl,
I'll just quickly pee on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
What's in the toilet?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I mean technically you are peeing on the toilet,
we sit on it.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, so I pee stand up and I have left
the most defined print on the toilet, no.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Print on the seat.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
On the seat.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And you didn't forget the ass though, Why did you
turn the ass?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
You have to it's just weird yourself like that, insanely,
this glowing orb ass and he just looks at you.
I like to in summer exactly. Yeah, I don't know.
And the house with the cellul.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I was don't about to feel good about myself for
no one else, so I just did it. But now
I've got an ass print on my toilet of faked tan.
I'm freaking out, and my partners in the room and
like I'm trying to keep the romance alive, you know, like.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
This, you know, be like, hey, I put a brown
ass on the toilet.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So I'm panicking, and I've been in the bathroom now
for a little bit. So I was like, I don't
want him to think, so I just looked around of
how to clean it, and I just grabbed my whitening
toothpaste and like slatthered it across the seat, and then
I grabbed toilet paper and I'm like scrubbing it starts working.
I will say, an effective technique.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
If you lift it longer.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And it's because I would have grabbed because what the
brown is, basically what's soaked into the seats, into the seat.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Can I would have exit molded.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Well, I don't own exit mold, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
God, as the most magical thing.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I own sprain wipe, and that's about it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No exit mold is lethal.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't want to It's just basically it just basically bleaches,
mold and grime.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Well that's why I thought whitening toothpaste was exit mold light,
you know. So I just start scrubbing it with toilet
paper and like freaking out.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's wiping. You can't scrub the toilet paper that it
doesn't have the I know.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
So then I grab a towel, like my body towel
that I was about to use in the shower. I'm
scrubbing it on the toilet and then I'm like, Bringon's
going to think what is she up to?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Because he would have heard shared everywhere. The toilet just destroyed,
like I should have just.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Told them what was going on, but I was breaking out.
And then so then I end up ruining like a
whole towel, So that's in the washing sheet now, and
then the whole room smelling like toothpaste. I'm now worried
that next time I use the toilet it's going to
burn me because or.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
You just have a minty bottom, yeah, baking soda, you reckon, That's.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Well then so that I just get a bunch of
water and from the sink, I start like across my bathrooms,
a very small because it's so I'm like.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Flicking.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Happened? If you're taking a deep squat, I.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Should have just one like flicking water. The water is
going all over the walls. The walls are now getting
a bit tanned because.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I was like, you're not getting that, so is it
still brown?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I got ruined a towel. I went through a whole
roll of toilet.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Paper and used half a tuber toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I think we're here in Vaughan. I'd like you to
say it one more time. What's the lesson we've learned
to you.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Take a deep squad deep squalt forward? Yeah, but they
hoped the fires apart.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Yeah yeah, maybe even to the gunt and pull.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That up apart, direct that forward, bear down, push it out,
no problem.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
And that skin chat is called the Fitzpatrick skin type chart.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Okayah if anybody wants to google that and see how
restu our rebelloma.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Happy peeing everyone,
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