June 24, 2024 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Please Haley's little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing a mcafe the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod now, I believe.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
And he wants to show off as the only male
present with here.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Wow, Hale's words, not.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Mine, Jared, you've got a new hair here routine.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Nah. So I was having an everything.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Shower trimmed of course, primmed and trimmed.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Ye, you know, tucked nips and nips and slips clean.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I can't. I can't shave in the shower. I have
to shave the basin like face and head. Oh yeah, right,
didn't have a bit.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
I'd just shave it all in the show because you
don't need to stop anywhere apart from the eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Right, you can't do it eyebrow all the way back up.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
And down and around the just at the top of
the hour line you've got You can't because you'll take
one side down to face.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And then I jumped in the shower and just do
the whole Jared.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You wouldn't do your moustache in the shower.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, no, no, the mustache requires mirror lighting. Yeah, three
different point of views. So I was having my everything
shower and used.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
All the hot water.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What oh what?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
To be fair, Emma wasn't having a shower afterwards.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was I was the last cylinder.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's not a big cylinder, my man, so you've got
a tiny one. Jared's pecking a little feller. So Emma
was like, why were you in the shower so long?
And I said, I had to wash my hair and
I've got a buzz cut. She kind of was like, why.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You would be like that exactly?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And I was like, oh no, I just wouldn't get clean.
So I had to do it like three times, and
she's like, what do you mean it wouldn't get clean?
And I was like, well, I didn't hear the squeak?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What what? And it's not fucking dishes.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That's when I.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Realized that I'd been taught how to tell if my
hair was clean it was and sells a kid wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Or why are you washing it till it's squeak.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
The theory is you wash your hair, you wash the
shampoo out, and then if you go squeak with your
like your hand, it squeaks on your hair.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
That's how it's clean.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I remember that having squeaky hair when her kids. But
it was when our nan used to wash our hair
with soap or some like and you'd have a little
bit of a squeak after winki clean, like you're.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Washing your here to smell the reins. I wouldn't I
wash my hair twice that you're supposed to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And does it squeak?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Doesn't squeak?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, it's obviously not clean filthy hair.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And yeah, that's when Emma revealed that I'm crazy. And
you know your hair is clean because it foams up more.
I thought shampoo foamed up normally.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But no, that's why you do the double cleans. Okay,
cleanse once with the girls, cleanse ones to sort of
get it going a little bit rent, and then you
cleanse and that's when you get the real.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
You see, I was shampoo twice. I would shampoo twice. Well,
then why is conditioned always run out before shampoo?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Because you because you used to tip it back in
the day before we knew that it was causing such
terrible build up on our hair, your condition because it
felt nice and you've got all slippery. So we're not
conditioning now, No, we're conditioned, but just once, shampoo twice,
conditioned once.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
And you're supposed to like leave the conditioner in for
a while.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Could you shampoo four times conditioned twice?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm sure you could. I'm not made of money.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Because you're ripping out the natural oils, aren't we natural oils?
You do a scrub first, so I do a scalp scrub,
a shampoo, then a double shampoo, then a hair drink,
then a condition then drink. You've got to feed the
hair put it. What's well, there's all sorts now used
to be shampoo and conditioner, or if you were smart,
(03:46):
a two for one.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And I could imagine a flatting Vaughn Smith in his
early twenties doing a head and shoulders Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, sul head and shoulder shampoo. I like the smell slaps.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Once I won, the smells like apples.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
That's through.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yes, there's a hidden shoulders apple probably wouldn't be.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I got the hidden shoulders, I got to hit and
I washed my beard with hidden shoulders.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
You'd use an old spice shamp or like shoulders.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You should Actually you'd smell you suit an old spice smell.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Okay, well, okay, so going forward, by the way, some
people will take that as a no.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I want you to smell like wooden whiskey.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I might actually purchase some old spice right now and can't.
What does old spice go for? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In New Zealand, you do you want speed steck? They
do a speed second America. Do you want me to
give you one? Please?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
And one that smells like kind of like yes whiskey.
That's your cold man.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You're going over season for a for a nice time,
and your gift your old spice.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I want some eminems with his name on them. Yeah,
as well, what a beautiful with a V with a
V with a V V and v's all right? Cute?
Old Spice do a whole range. Yeah, it's massive in America.
It's not not so much.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Here you go, it's huge in America.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
The ads.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, that's done with one shot. Yeah, look at my hand. Yeah,
it's so good.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Armheart's body here in a bundle, an old spice bundle.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You need the actual old spice spray.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, they smell like wooden with a ship on the front.
There had a bottle of after shaven. Very rare occasions.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yep, little pat, give yourself a Kevin yeah from home line.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, good stuff,
Please Haley's little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing a mcafe the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod now, I believe.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
And he wants to show off as the only male
present with here.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Wow, Hale's words, not.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Mine, Jared, you've got a new hair here routine.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Nah. So I was having an everything.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Shower trimmed of course, primmed and trimmed.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Ye, you know, tucked nips and nips and slips clean.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I can't. I can't shave in the shower. I have
to shave the basin like face and head. Oh yeah, right,
didn't have a bit.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
I'd just shave it all in the show because you
don't need to stop anywhere apart from the eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Right, you can't do it eyebrow all the way back up.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
And down and around the just at the top of
the hour line you've got You can't because you'll take
one side down to face.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And then I jumped in the shower and just do
the whole Jared.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You wouldn't do your moustache in the shower.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, no, no, the mustache requires mirror lighting. Yeah, three
different point of views. So I was having my everything
shower and used.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
All the hot water.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What oh what?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
To be fair, Emma wasn't having a shower afterwards.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It was I was the last cylinder.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's not a big cylinder, my man, so you've got
a tiny one. Jared's pecking a little feller. So Emma
was like, why were you in the shower so long?
And I said, I had to wash my hair and
I've got a buzz cut. She kind of was like, why.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You would be like that exactly?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And I was like, oh no, I just wouldn't get clean.
So I had to do it like three times, and
she's like, what do you mean it wouldn't get clean?
And I was like, well, I didn't hear the squeak?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What what? And it's not fucking dishes.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That's when I.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Realized that I'd been taught how to tell if my
hair was clean it was and sells a kid wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Or why are you washing it till it's squeak.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
The theory is you wash your hair, you wash the
shampoo out, and then if you go squeak with your
like your hand, it squeaks on your hair.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
That's how it's clean.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I remember that having squeaky hair when her kids. But
it was when our nan used to wash our hair
with soap or some like and you'd have a little
bit of a squeak after winki clean, like you're.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Washing your here to smell the reins. I wouldn't I
wash my hair twice that you're supposed to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And does it squeak?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Doesn't squeak?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, it's obviously not clean filthy hair.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And yeah, that's when Emma revealed that I'm crazy. And
you know your hair is clean because it foams up more.
I thought shampoo foamed up normally.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But no, that's why you do the double cleans. Okay,
cleanse once with the girls, cleanse ones to sort of
get it going a little bit rent, and then you
cleanse and that's when you get the real.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
You see, I was shampoo twice. I would shampoo twice. Well,
then why is conditioned always run out before shampoo?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Because you because you used to tip it back in
the day before we knew that it was causing such
terrible build up on our hair, your condition because it
felt nice and you've got all slippery. So we're not
conditioning now, No, we're conditioned, but just once, shampoo twice,
conditioned once.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
And you're supposed to like leave the conditioner in for
a while.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Could you shampoo four times conditioned twice?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm sure you could. I'm not made of money.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Because you're ripping out the natural oils, aren't we natural oils?
You do a scrub first, so I do a scalp scrub,
a shampoo, then a double shampoo, then a hair drink,
then a condition then drink. You've got to feed the
hair put it. What's well, there's all sorts now used
to be shampoo and conditioner, or if you were smart,
(03:46):
a two for one.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And I could imagine a flatting Vaughn Smith in his
early twenties doing a head and shoulders Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, sul head and shoulder shampoo. I like the smell slaps.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Once I won, the smells like apples.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
That's through.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yes, there's a hidden shoulders apple probably wouldn't be.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I got the hidden shoulders, I got to hit and
I washed my beard with hidden shoulders.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
You'd use an old spice shamp or like shoulders.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You should Actually you'd smell you suit an old spice smell.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Okay, well, okay, so going forward, by the way, some
people will take that as a no.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I want you to smell like wooden whiskey.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I might actually purchase some old spice right now and can't.
What does old spice go for? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In New Zealand, you do you want speed steck? They
do a speed second America. Do you want me to
give you one? Please?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
And one that smells like kind of like yes whiskey.
That's your cold man.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You're going over season for a for a nice time,
and your gift your old spice.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I want some eminems with his name on them. Yeah,
as well, what a beautiful with a V with a
V with a V V and v's all right? Cute?
Old Spice do a whole range. Yeah, it's massive in America.
It's not not so much.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Here you go, it's huge in America.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
The ads.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, that's done with one shot. Yeah, look at my hand. Yeah,
it's so good.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Armheart's body here in a bundle, an old spice bundle.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You need the actual old spice spray.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, they smell like wooden with a ship on the front.
There had a bottle of after shaven. Very rare occasions.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yep, little pat, give yourself a Kevin yeah from home line.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, good stuff,
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