Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th July 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has a Warning for Hayley

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas and Haley's little bit of Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Welcome to a little bit of Pod now.
I had to message Hailey over the holidays when I
was away because I was traveling with my friend Scott Scottie,
who's a paramedic in London. I was impressed and I
t what I said to Haley. I said, you are
not going to Turkey. I said.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
To get my breasts lifted about ten centimeters and you all.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You always say I don't know if you're serious about this,
so you're for real about it.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm not paying New Zealand prices to get as simple procedures.
Simple's quite full of a simple procedure done. We can
go to Turkey, have a delicious holiday. I love Turkey,
and come back with a rock and sedatives.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, he told me the story which made me message
you immediately and put a ban on you ever going
to Turkey. A lot for surgery because he had gone
and he was telling me like because a lot of
guys go for hair plugs with once. He said at
the airport departure, at the gate, there were more people
with head bands in the waiting room for that flight
and the lounge for than there were not not yeah, yeah,

(01:11):
because so many people go for the surgery from like
the UK cheaper and because it's so cheap.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
But so he said he's had two patients where he's
asked in medical history and they said they've only got
one kidney, which I have which medical reason, for medical reasons?
And he said the reason is because people go for
these breasts and these surgeries and while they're under, they
take your kidney either. And he said he has seen

(01:41):
it twice.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Are you serious one?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I was like, because I was just I was
so amazed by what he said. I said, you're serious.
He's like, yep, they put them under. And then so
apparently one lady had because they had the mark on
the back yeah, and they're like, oh, what's that from
and they're like, oh, that's where we just got some
skin from just a skin graft. But it wasn't. She
got sick when she went back to the UK and
they're like, they took a kidney, and.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
They can also because I've got quite a big gash,
but mine was in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know what we're talking about. Kidneys.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Sorry, I'll save that for another podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'll just save that for a while.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
A monstrous cash. They could take some skin from there,
if they.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Imagine you're here a transplant, you've got LaBier skin on
the baby, always a darker wrinkle, Yeah, wrinkling song. Oh
my god, my scarf from my kidney surgery is big.
But it's because it was the nineties and they didn't
have they winners, you know, advanced, so now they when
they do it, it's a much smaller.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And your parents didn't want to pay there and they did.
They were just like, what's the cheapest you've got?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, but isn't that insane?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Oh? Look, do you know what's funny?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Though?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
If I did go to Turkey and I got a
myriad of things done, they go fishing for my kidney,
they'll be sick.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I thought they'd open you up and they'd be like,
and they can't take the one remaining one is very quickly.
Yeah that they've taking it. Yeah will be because we did.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
But my boobs will be right up there only for like.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
A day while you whether or.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
People be like, oh my god, what great a shame,
but yeah, because she's lying down.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
But they're just saying right in the cinder of the chest. Yeah,
they're right up there, not gone anywhere.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
They're not moving at all.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Torgeous and that monstrous gash Jesus the coffin just righte alive.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Get the bail gun.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Poor Aaron throwing a sausage into a ca