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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of pond.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Now, I've mentioned in passing numerous times actually that I'm
going to get a titty lift.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
And I've told you haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't go to Turkey. They'll take my only kidney.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They'll take your remaining kidney.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
And if they went and took my kidney, if they
came in on the left side and thought we'll just
take one, I'll die because there's nothing on the right.
So jokes on them. You should get a tattoo that
says you should get a tattoo on my good side
and say, don't take this kidney.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's the only one.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
This is the only kidney I've got. I should do that.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Actually, maybe I will consider it. Well, No, I'm going
to get a titty lift. And because I always said
it age gracefully, and it's happening now. So I said
it age gracefully when I wasn't really aged, and it's
happening now and they're bit soft and sad, and I
was like, I'm going to at a booby lift at
forty and now that's moving. I'm turning thirty five this year. Yeah,
(01:04):
that's moving more. I might do it next year. And
I was looking into it and it is extreme, Like actually,
how they do it is really intense. There's different ways
they can do it. They can remove your whole nipple,
cut down the thing and under then.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Remove like it's I know. I was just sort of
like picking.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Up from the shoulder, you know, and they put the
scar but on sip at the back.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I'll just we're top like that cover it up, very involved,
and I started getting a little bit like.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh no about it.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Then I read about the vampire breast left. Now you
will remember that I got the vampire hair treatment done
in my head where they took out my blood and
they injected my blood the plasma into my head.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The one of the worst things I've ever done, but
it worked. It worked, and it helps your hair grow
back if you're you know, not too far gone.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Do you see the way she just looked at it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I just wanted to. I just want to.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I saw this glimmer of hope for you know, because
moneths are so fashionable at the moment, and I know
that you guys have been.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Wishing you could get on the trends.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, but you can do a vampire breastleft where they
take out your blood and they inject it in the
top its and it fill it sort of perks them
up a bit and then lifts them and it can
lasts like twelve to twenty four months.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That doesn't sound good. That sounds also sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Vampire boob left. Yeah, like it's it's a thing and
you can get it done. And you can get it
done in New Zealand and I was like, shall I
do this? Is that insanity? To get my own blood
injected into my tattag?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
How much does it cost? Um?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
But it's not money, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
When I used to feed my family, I exchange it
have one of the services.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
How does it actually lift though? Yeah, it's not going
to actually do what you wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well it does, say, Look, it can't completely like if
you had like maybe post breastfeeding breasts, it wouldn't do
it right, but it can like tighten them up.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Get them up a little bit. I only need a
little bit up. Is this in sanity?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I've seen some fire post breastfeeding breasts.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, yeah, but your wife's pete. I've had a blowout.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I've had a two year blowout in which I went
from anybody Tod's to some delicious presticles.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, but the skin has paid the ultimate price.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's what we've said from the task lass to shoot
Jesus on that thing.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I know, that's such a lovely photo.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That is she leaving any tests for anybody else? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I know heavy in the test.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's a long what to say that something?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Say something about her tests?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What about me? I took that photo.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I took my top off with big hearted James mean
when we were away and I was like, oh, cover
my nipples.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And then suddenly we sent it to the group. Were
was like, but it comes at a price. You know,
what would you give yours out of ten? I'm not
going to do it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Down.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
The eyes are going down, that's the that's the problem.
And then people will be like, oh, they look fine,
you know for a war and forty. But I don't
had kids thirties. Well, maybe I'll get my blood shoved
into them before I go to Turkey, right.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Turky does it In New Zealand. It's just like everywhere
with the place.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
The same places that will do theirs the same machine,
same thing.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your is going to be like a pincushion, apparently.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Getting like a hand than actually.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Actually well, depending on what you're into.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm into rough nipple play.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But I'm going to in the podcast here, you've got
to say something nice about.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It or receiving. Hang on pause, We'll come back to
a nice comic.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Pull back on the giving aspect of it you like
to receive. I'm not yet at the.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
End of the how rough I can it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, it's in this okay podcast. I was just hoping
you would say anything about her break because I was
just going to turn into a pylon.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But you won't. He wouldn't play the game. Is he
horrendous things? And I was going to completely navigate this
ship onto the role.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I've seen you a picture of them, and then you can.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And then you're going to break them? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're not doing this.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Do you reason if I get a breast left, I
should have a party in which I get them out
so you can all see them.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Before and after this podcast I listened to called We're
Here to Help Jake Johnson from You Girl and Gareth
Reynold's a comedian who's been on a bunch of podcasts.
I've listened to people ringing with their problems, and this
woman was like, I'm having a breast left. Is it
ridiculous that I want to have a party? And they're like,
what's the party involved? The party was literally she walked
around with.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Her tits out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, and it was just like it was like I.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Paid a fortune for these, came, got a.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Feel they go, I'd do it before, do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Well, the old one did feel well, the old game, Yeah,
like a goodbye. But then you could do a welcome
to the neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh yeah, I can't and I'll do both parties and
then Fletch can come along and then after he sees
them in the eye, I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Busy that weekend weekends, both weekends, amount of I don't
think any of the gays are up to this party.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yes they were, Yes, they would love. They love like they.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Love love breasts because they're like what a novelty.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
They're just like, look at what you've got.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Men love these and I love me And That's what
I've got in common with breasts.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, right now, anyway, wash my breast at least you
could do is wish some good luck.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I wish your breast good luck.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
They wouldn't make you feel really violent.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I can't believe you wished her breast good luck.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Some sort of fucking.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
God wish her breask good luck. Jeez, why don't you
let her drive a car and vote as well?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh my god, my breast.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I've always said it, I'm more than my opinions fed ask.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Thank you, Vantine Flitch
Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of pond.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
Now, I've mentioned in passing numerous times actually that I'm
going to get a titty lift.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
And I've told you haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't go to Turkey. They'll take my only kidney.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They'll take your remaining kidney.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
And if they went and took my kidney, if they
came in on the left side and thought we'll just
take one, I'll die because there's nothing on the right.
So jokes on them. You should get a tattoo that
says you should get a tattoo on my good side
and say, don't take this kidney.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's the only one.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
This is the only kidney I've got. I should do that.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Actually, maybe I will consider it. Well, No, I'm going
to get a titty lift. And because I always said
it age gracefully, and it's happening now. So I said
it age gracefully when I wasn't really aged, and it's
happening now and they're bit soft and sad, and I
was like, I'm going to at a booby lift at
forty and now that's moving. I'm turning thirty five this year. Yeah,
(01:04):
that's moving more. I might do it next year. And
I was looking into it and it is extreme, Like actually,
how they do it is really intense. There's different ways
they can do it. They can remove your whole nipple,
cut down the thing and under then.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Remove like it's I know. I was just sort of
like picking.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Up from the shoulder, you know, and they put the
scar but on sip at the back.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I'll just we're top like that cover it up, very involved,
and I started getting a little bit like.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh no about it.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Then I read about the vampire breast left. Now you
will remember that I got the vampire hair treatment done
in my head where they took out my blood and
they injected my blood the plasma into my head.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The one of the worst things I've ever done, but
it worked. It worked, and it helps your hair grow
back if you're you know, not too far gone.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Do you see the way she just looked at it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I just wanted to. I just want to.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I saw this glimmer of hope for you know, because
moneths are so fashionable at the moment, and I know
that you guys have been.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Wishing you could get on the trends.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, but you can do a vampire breastleft where they
take out your blood and they inject it in the
top its and it fill it sort of perks them
up a bit and then lifts them and it can
lasts like twelve to twenty four months.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That doesn't sound good. That sounds also sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Vampire boob left. Yeah, like it's it's a thing and
you can get it done. And you can get it
done in New Zealand and I was like, shall I
do this? Is that insanity? To get my own blood
injected into my tattag?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
How much does it cost? Um?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
But it's not money, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
When I used to feed my family, I exchange it
have one of the services.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
How does it actually lift though? Yeah, it's not going
to actually do what you wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well it does, say, Look, it can't completely like if
you had like maybe post breastfeeding breasts, it wouldn't do
it right, but it can like tighten them up.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Get them up a little bit. I only need a
little bit up. Is this in sanity?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I've seen some fire post breastfeeding breasts.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, yeah, but your wife's pete. I've had a blowout.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I've had a two year blowout in which I went
from anybody Tod's to some delicious presticles.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, but the skin has paid the ultimate price.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's what we've said from the task lass to shoot
Jesus on that thing.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I know, that's such a lovely photo.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That is she leaving any tests for anybody else? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I know heavy in the test.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's a long what to say that something?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Say something about her tests?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What about me? I took that photo.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I took my top off with big hearted James mean
when we were away and I was like, oh, cover
my nipples.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And then suddenly we sent it to the group. Were
was like, but it comes at a price. You know,
what would you give yours out of ten? I'm not
going to do it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Down.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
The eyes are going down, that's the that's the problem.
And then people will be like, oh, they look fine,
you know for a war and forty. But I don't
had kids thirties. Well, maybe I'll get my blood shoved
into them before I go to Turkey, right.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Turky does it In New Zealand. It's just like everywhere
with the place.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
The same places that will do theirs the same machine,
same thing.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your is going to be like a pincushion, apparently.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Getting like a hand than actually.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Actually well, depending on what you're into.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm into rough nipple play.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
But I'm going to in the podcast here, you've got
to say something nice about.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It or receiving. Hang on pause, We'll come back to
a nice comic.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Pull back on the giving aspect of it you like
to receive. I'm not yet at the.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
End of the how rough I can it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Okay, it's in this okay podcast. I was just hoping
you would say anything about her break because I was
just going to turn into a pylon.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But you won't. He wouldn't play the game. Is he
horrendous things? And I was going to completely navigate this
ship onto the role.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I've seen you a picture of them, and then you can.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
And then you're going to break them? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're not doing this.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Do you reason if I get a breast left, I
should have a party in which I get them out
so you can all see them.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Before and after this podcast I listened to called We're
Here to Help Jake Johnson from You Girl and Gareth
Reynold's a comedian who's been on a bunch of podcasts.
I've listened to people ringing with their problems, and this
woman was like, I'm having a breast left. Is it
ridiculous that I want to have a party? And they're like,
what's the party involved? The party was literally she walked
around with.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Her tits out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, and it was just like it was like I.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Paid a fortune for these, came, got a.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Feel they go, I'd do it before, do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Well, the old one did feel well, the old game, Yeah,
like a goodbye. But then you could do a welcome
to the neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh yeah, I can't and I'll do both parties and
then Fletch can come along and then after he sees
them in the eye, I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Busy that weekend weekends, both weekends, amount of I don't
think any of the gays are up to this party.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yes they were, Yes, they would love. They love like they.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Love love breasts because they're like what a novelty.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
They're just like, look at what you've got.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Men love these and I love me And That's what
I've got in common with breasts.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, right now, anyway, wash my breast at least you
could do is wish some good luck.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I wish your breast good luck.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
They wouldn't make you feel really violent.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I can't believe you wished her breast good luck.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Some sort of fucking.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
God wish her breask good luck. Jeez, why don't you
let her drive a car and vote as well?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh my god, my breast.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I've always said it, I'm more than my opinions fed ask.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Thank you, Vantine Flitch
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