July 27, 2024 • 8 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's Father-in-Law had a Request!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
To every day.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to a Little Bit of Pod, well as regular
show listeners and podcasts listeners will know. My father in
law is now my neighbor. Yes, used to be your
room mate, used to be used to be our housemate,
used to be at our house for quite some time.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But he's moved into the granny flat. I've noticed your
stress levels. There are a lot, a lot down. I'm
a I'm a calm king. Here is in I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
At zin And I think if you'd just moved straight
into the granny flat, I would have been like, oh,
that's close. But because it's been closer, you know the
old year, you know, I know how bad it could be.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So this is this is good, very good.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You've moved from solitary confinement to the gm pot. Gin
Pop still in prison, but it's a better it's gin Pop.
So he's next door and that's fine. And I went
over there the other day. I was fixing a part
of the shower.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Do you give him notice? Do you give him forty
eight hours notice?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, that's the good thing about it. You just rock
straight in, don't even knock. Nah, I'm hope he takes
you to court. Yeah, I'm waiting. I'm waiting for the
day that he's you know, pencil and what do you
think he is a chronic masturbator.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I wouldn't say chronically.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I wouldn't say straight to just he plays with the
normal amount of chronic.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Just just a standard a man. We're a man of
seventy three. I don't know he had a whole house
to herself. The pants would never be off.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You seldom, as it is, chronic masturbator, whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Anytime we stay at Flint's, he's always a little bit gutted.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, God damn it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Because big hearted James has been saying moving into his
flat this weekend. Oh but he's been away so much.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
But a terrible flat mate. Know, he goes through so
many flats. I know.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, not because I'm saying it's common to nominator have
a bad flatmate. You had a bad flatmate constantly be
shifting out of It's just.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Been like just people moving out and it's just been
nothing to do with them standing up on the week.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There was one, there was one there we were the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I actually think those flatmates are the ones that have
remained around the longest as true prayers in the group.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I do feel aggrieved though, when people say because I'm like,
put undies on, because you know, I'll go for a
little walk to the toilet at one am and I
don't want to run into the nude.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, but fair enough with your big flappy dick out. Wow,
how do we get here? Your father? I don't think
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You know what I just thought when I thought I'm
about to tell you what the purpose of this break was,
I thought I might get a little bit and a
little bit of trouble.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Now I feel like, regardless of what I say.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Next, I'm already in trouble because yeah, this whole talking
about chronic And I fixed up part.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Of the shower, the little roller thing and another way out.
He's like, has he been in the shower?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
That's creative? I thought there was a woman only thing, but.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Good for that's on the wall. It doesn't come off,
which to be quite the gymnast to use that to
wank but still get a letter.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, upside down and on the way out, he said, well,
by the way, when I was in the cranked into
a bit of West Life. He's like Surrey plays the
West Life, and then I got three West Life songs
because he's a comedy show.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
He's from coast to coast.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, no, no, I have you kidding here? Going? Can
you play me some whistling? Absolutely not get because I
don't know what Westlow summer was. He started with, I
would say love, what's that one?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, no, that one? Found girl? I love something about I.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
If I let you go, if I lay my love
on you, maybe my love, Hello, my love, nat try
my love? No, not.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
One, this is the one starts singing that singing along.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah, an empty house home.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He must be. He must be planning a recording of
a cover I reg and I could jump on this
as a jewet.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I've told you multiple times. He has said to me.
One morning, you must bring up with Haley.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't actually know if this is recording. It's not as.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hang on, hang on, I'll bring it into this.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh it's an our ears but not yours.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What was itcording?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
My love?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
My love, my love? Okay, oh my god, we must.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
He lined to the buttons.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
This is it, that's it, starting in you go again.
That's it, this one. I love this one. So I'm
fixing the shower and this wait.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Can we just listen and listen to this? Rages life
hold and sun Maun just g the nineties.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Russ But I don't know. I wonder how, I wonder?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Can I do a doet with your fatherlong?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And I wasn't kidding.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He's like, well, you've got to bring it up to
Haley in a way that she knows I'm serious. But
he wants to sing with you because I remember the
first time he saw you sing on the video from
the show. He's just like, she can sing the voice
of an angel, almost as well as I can sing.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's fair. He's confident.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
He's the one thing he doesn't lack its confidence as
so he sings me West Live.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I don't know if he's singing for me.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
He fixed his the payments paid in a concert. It's
like a cat bringing him a dead mice. Yes, yes,
much like a cat. It's not a gift I want,
but the cat doesn't know that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The cat.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
The cat as proud of it's hunting prow is enough
even though I don't need mice.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And then on the way out. He said, I've seen
a pile of bricks at your house.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I said, yeah, like tile bricks when we pulled up
the garage out front and I just stacked them up.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
If anyone wants some tiles, not fire.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
NAT real nineties pavors, Real favors, Yeah, real ninetyes favors.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And he said, there's a ratified grab.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Say six, and I was expecifically, there's like over a
thousand there. Knock yourself out. What do you might I
ask what you want sex bricks for? And he said
I saw it online. You put them under your speakers.
It makes your speakers.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sound so much better. He's like, the carpet it absorbs
too much. And I was like, I can kind of
see what you're saying. But those are twenty dollars speakers
from the warehouse, like stoking.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I don't know if you could get you know, level
sound out of those ancho speakers. Yeah, I just don't
know if they're capable of that speakers. So he hasn't yet,
but his planners. I said, that's pretty filthy. He's like, no, no, no,
I will scrub them.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Don't worry. I won't wreck the carpet. Oh, scrub.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
That's good tenant.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So he's gonna he's like a bajillionare Why doesn't he
just buy a really nice sounds yeah, with like legs
on them that hold them off.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The No, you don't need it. Just chuck a couple
of brickies under this.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Who needs to spend the money when I can get
some free breaks and they're not bricks. I can see
how a brick, like a cinder block would work, because
it's got the.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
S as well, like it's porous. Sorry, I mean so
the sound would kind of.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I can see a cinder block working, brick working. He
believes it's making it, and he will then the bricks
there and he'll be like, amazing. I won't believe it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's as good. It's as good as being the speakers. Now,
will you give him six breaks? He'll sing you a
nice song. Yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I'll jump on that song.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, you should love. What song would you like to
sing with him? Famous?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I feel like it's got to be no. I was
going to say islands in the stream. Yep, it's hard.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We want to do Dolly. You know, he wants to
record a you it he just does it with himself.
He does it.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
We could do it. Don't go breaking my heart.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And he's hard of hearing too, so sometimes I'm knocking
on the dr. I can hear him listening to his
own don't go breaking my heart. Lay down the men's track. Yeah,
he lays down the track and then he'll do He's
a pro, it's all. I can't wait for the Midley.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh God to me too.
Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
To every day.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to a Little Bit of Pod, well as regular
show listeners and podcasts listeners will know. My father in
law is now my neighbor. Yes, used to be your
room mate, used to be used to be our housemate,
used to be at our house for quite some time.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But he's moved into the granny flat. I've noticed your
stress levels. There are a lot, a lot down. I'm
a I'm a calm king. Here is in I'm.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
At zin And I think if you'd just moved straight
into the granny flat, I would have been like, oh,
that's close. But because it's been closer, you know the
old year, you know, I know how bad it could be.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So this is this is good, very good.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You've moved from solitary confinement to the gm pot. Gin
Pop still in prison, but it's a better it's gin Pop.
So he's next door and that's fine. And I went
over there the other day. I was fixing a part
of the shower.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Do you give him notice? Do you give him forty
eight hours notice?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, that's the good thing about it. You just rock
straight in, don't even knock. Nah, I'm hope he takes
you to court. Yeah, I'm waiting. I'm waiting for the
day that he's you know, pencil and what do you
think he is a chronic masturbator.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I wouldn't say chronically.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I wouldn't say straight to just he plays with the
normal amount of chronic.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Just just a standard a man. We're a man of
seventy three. I don't know he had a whole house
to herself. The pants would never be off.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You seldom, as it is, chronic masturbator, whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Anytime we stay at Flint's, he's always a little bit gutted.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, God damn it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Because big hearted James has been saying moving into his
flat this weekend. Oh but he's been away so much.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
But a terrible flat mate. Know, he goes through so
many flats. I know.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, not because I'm saying it's common to nominator have
a bad flatmate. You had a bad flatmate constantly be
shifting out of It's just.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Been like just people moving out and it's just been
nothing to do with them standing up on the week.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There was one, there was one there we were the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I actually think those flatmates are the ones that have
remained around the longest as true prayers in the group.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I do feel aggrieved though, when people say because I'm like,
put undies on, because you know, I'll go for a
little walk to the toilet at one am and I
don't want to run into the nude.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, but fair enough with your big flappy dick out. Wow,
how do we get here? Your father? I don't think
it is.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You know what I just thought when I thought I'm
about to tell you what the purpose of this break was,
I thought I might get a little bit and a
little bit of trouble.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Now I feel like, regardless of what I say.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Next, I'm already in trouble because yeah, this whole talking
about chronic And I fixed up part.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Of the shower, the little roller thing and another way out.
He's like, has he been in the shower?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
That's creative? I thought there was a woman only thing, but.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Good for that's on the wall. It doesn't come off,
which to be quite the gymnast to use that to
wank but still get a letter.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, upside down and on the way out, he said, well,
by the way, when I was in the cranked into
a bit of West Life. He's like Surrey plays the
West Life, and then I got three West Life songs
because he's a comedy show.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
He's from coast to coast.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, no, no, I have you kidding here? Going? Can
you play me some whistling? Absolutely not get because I
don't know what Westlow summer was. He started with, I
would say love, what's that one?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, no, that one? Found girl? I love something about I.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
If I let you go, if I lay my love
on you, maybe my love, Hello, my love, nat try
my love? No, not.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
One, this is the one starts singing that singing along.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah, an empty house home.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He must be. He must be planning a recording of
a cover I reg and I could jump on this
as a jewet.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I've told you multiple times. He has said to me.
One morning, you must bring up with Haley.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't actually know if this is recording. It's not as.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hang on, hang on, I'll bring it into this.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh it's an our ears but not yours.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
What was itcording?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
My love?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
My love, my love? Okay, oh my god, we must.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
He lined to the buttons.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
This is it, that's it, starting in you go again.
That's it, this one. I love this one. So I'm
fixing the shower and this wait.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Can we just listen and listen to this? Rages life
hold and sun Maun just g the nineties.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Russ But I don't know. I wonder how, I wonder?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Can I do a doet with your fatherlong?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And I wasn't kidding.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He's like, well, you've got to bring it up to
Haley in a way that she knows I'm serious. But
he wants to sing with you because I remember the
first time he saw you sing on the video from
the show. He's just like, she can sing the voice
of an angel, almost as well as I can sing.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
That's fair. He's confident.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
He's the one thing he doesn't lack its confidence as
so he sings me West Live.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I don't know if he's singing for me.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
He fixed his the payments paid in a concert. It's
like a cat bringing him a dead mice. Yes, yes,
much like a cat. It's not a gift I want,
but the cat doesn't know that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The cat.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
The cat as proud of it's hunting prow is enough
even though I don't need mice.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And then on the way out. He said, I've seen
a pile of bricks at your house.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I said, yeah, like tile bricks when we pulled up
the garage out front and I just stacked them up.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
If anyone wants some tiles, not fire.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
NAT real nineties pavors, Real favors, Yeah, real ninetyes favors.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And he said, there's a ratified grab.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Say six, and I was expecifically, there's like over a
thousand there. Knock yourself out. What do you might I
ask what you want sex bricks for? And he said
I saw it online. You put them under your speakers.
It makes your speakers.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sound so much better. He's like, the carpet it absorbs
too much. And I was like, I can kind of
see what you're saying. But those are twenty dollars speakers
from the warehouse, like stoking.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I don't know if you could get you know, level
sound out of those ancho speakers. Yeah, I just don't
know if they're capable of that speakers. So he hasn't yet,
but his planners. I said, that's pretty filthy. He's like, no, no, no,
I will scrub them.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Don't worry. I won't wreck the carpet. Oh, scrub.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
That's good tenant.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So he's gonna he's like a bajillionare Why doesn't he
just buy a really nice sounds yeah, with like legs
on them that hold them off.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The No, you don't need it. Just chuck a couple
of brickies under this.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Who needs to spend the money when I can get
some free breaks and they're not bricks. I can see
how a brick, like a cinder block would work, because
it's got the.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
S as well, like it's porous. Sorry, I mean so
the sound would kind of.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I can see a cinder block working, brick working. He
believes it's making it, and he will then the bricks
there and he'll be like, amazing. I won't believe it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's as good. It's as good as being the speakers. Now,
will you give him six breaks? He'll sing you a
nice song. Yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I'll jump on that song.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, you should love. What song would you like to
sing with him? Famous?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I feel like it's got to be no. I was
going to say islands in the stream. Yep, it's hard.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We want to do Dolly. You know, he wants to
record a you it he just does it with himself.
He does it.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
We could do it. Don't go breaking my heart.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And he's hard of hearing too, so sometimes I'm knocking
on the dr. I can hear him listening to his
own don't go breaking my heart. Lay down the men's track. Yeah,
he lays down the track and then he'll do He's
a pro, it's all. I can't wait for the Midley.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh God to me too.
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