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July 31, 2024 5 mins

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan saw more than he bargained for...

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleas and Haley's little bit of Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Welcome to a little bit of Pod. The
following podcast contains Buttholes missions mentions of Buttholes. So younger
is please tune away now or you'll get an education
on Buttholes. Welcome to a little bit of pod now.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
For those outside of Auckland, cutting a hart Beer Road
is a bit of a famous road and K Road
also known as people couldn't pronounce anything I miss. I
used to live Remember, I used to live like just
one hundred meters from K Road. Yeah, I love that
part of town. You worked just off K Road. God,
you used to sling that sling that deck around? Yeah, man,

(00:46):
well I worked in Ponsomi vorn Wind. That was during
the daylight hours at nighttime.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
You're he's always been a hustler crawling around. That's why
he doesn't have the dip that we have.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, and you let me is that how he? So?
I haven't met a K Road for years? Yeah, years
and years and years and years. Got my drink spike
on K Road? That's right. Well, my wife's drink got spiked,

(01:19):
but I drank it because she said she had enough.
What a hero I've been my fisher of kebabs on
k same good food, great spot, grasp a much more
a spot for people in their twenties.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I had I pulled over once on the side of
the road because my best friend was calling me and
I just you know, it was before I had a
nice enough card that the phone connected and a six
week just to jumped in the front thinking that I
was I've.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Had that too. No, no, no, just pull over because
I was like, we have I gone past that? And
I pulled over and someone's like, yeah, like ing at
the handle.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, a miscommunication starts tacking
his pants off, and that's how we said working again,
and so.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
We met ty years later, still going on.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
That's how I met your mother. And so I hadn't
in a k road for ages. We were out for dinner,
very good, good this wee places. Yes, we had just
gone place you went for dinner, Gamaz streets Turkish and
you know what moist lamu Oh have we got an
apology to tonight? If you go to Turkey, it's dry,
it's strong, okay, so moist very actually very very nice meal, okay,

(02:33):
very lovely food. And then afterwards we were just that
we were in for a little war. Actually I was invited.
I was invited to a small like right, I couldn't
invite it wasn't I didn't established that you were already.
In addition, I was yeah, so and afterwards went for
a walk just to really soak up that culture of
k Road. Still still has it, yeah, still all go.

(02:54):
There was a lady and she was carrying a dolly
and I think she was living rough. And she asked
me if I had money for a hot pie and
I said, sorry, I don't have any cash. Yeah I could.
We're outside the store with the bay or hot pie.
She's like, nap, she didn't want to you don't like
she didn't want to hold pie. Yeah, And I said
that's fine, and I sillly don't want to even feel

(03:15):
like we're punching down here or because it was like
a little but I couldn't help her because she wasn't
wearing undies and I could just see her a whole
like bottom section.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well you saw her butnhole.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, it hasn't changed good. I think I like that
because k Road is it's I also saw a butt
of road when someone was running across the road and
they did a cartwheel and their skirt went up and
they weren't wearing any of these.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's sort of ann you don't need undies on.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
K I say it's New Zealand. It's we are most
likely to see a bum hoole on K Road in
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Good start in a street.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
If you went looking for buttholes, you're most likely to
find one there.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, it is disconsidering.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
When you see a butthole, you're going to see one.
It was in the water. Yours are far out there,
it is, and then shut.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
We got back to the table because the girls hadn't
come from what was just me and my mate mart
We went for this little water.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
The girls didn't see but hole.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
The girls didn't see the butthole. And we came back
and I told them the story and then they were like,
oh my god. And shadow is like you've never seen
you've never even seen my butthole. I was like, I'll
see your buttle.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh my. The day I realized how often men see
my butthole, I was like, what, I didn't realize it there,
that's right there.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
What do you mean. Why did you think they wouldn't
see it?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I thought they were so into the front section because
of course most positions.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Doggie, it's that doggie.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
And also.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's right there. And if you if you've got your
face slammed in it, you don't see it, said, the
face has to get there. There's a journey where you're
just like in a world of won are you're taking
you can see you can see the buttle.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
No, I was like one und I had to be
told as well, how on displaying?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm sorry, this is happening at dinner. After dinner, right
when we went back they were finished. We were to
try to find because nothing will put you in the
mood for port like a butthole.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Talking about how often you observe your wife's beautiful butthole.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah I know, I said to her, surely you've seen mine,
and she's like, I cannot think that I've ever seen yours.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I know we barely ever see yours, and shame on us.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, spice it up for God's sake. Yeah, get down
there a hole, enjoy the whole property. Don't just stay
in the house. Go for a walk.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, if you need to easer into the butthole K road. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, get out there and leve a little, and that's
how you ease into the buttholes and all
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