July 31, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pot.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's an overflow today overflow continuing the question that we
asked on the Big Pod today. Before they were my partner,
they were my dot dot dot. Somebody sent me a
Instagram DM saying I've never had any interest in the
NBA whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
But after you did the topic of before they were
my partner, I opened up Facebook and I had a
suggested post where an NBA player was talking about him
and his partner and how she used to be his babysitter.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Phones are listening, and he said, I guess once we
got to a certain age she could say she'd pre
ordered me.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I was like, that's creepy.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Oh that's creepy pre ordered.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, that's creepy. It's like a suggested post. Yeah, and
they said this.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Is all because of you. Our apologies apologize. Yeah, the
apps are always listening, so listening. We received so many messages.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Before they were my partner. They were my rugby coach.
That's before they were my partner, they were my two
I sees fiance. Oh that you stole a lower management's partner.
Before she was my wife, she was my flat my
(01:27):
wife before she was my wife, she was my flatmate
and my best friend's little sister.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I know someone that ended up with their like best
friend's sister. At the start, they were like, they were like, yeah,
we cannot tell him. Yeah, but of course now it's
like years down the track and married with kids.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And it was at Monica and Chandler. It was Monica Cher.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Before he was my Before she was my partner, she
was my staff. That's a question. Before she was my partnership.
Is my best friend's cousin that works, that works better
than best friends little sister. Before they were my partner,
they were my tinder date. General, don't crowbar into the
(02:12):
topic part of this. Yeah, the people that can't go
a sentence without telling you something about their partner, right,
Oh my god, that's my judgement there. Sandwiches, Oh my god,
you know who loves sandwiches? Bruce don't.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
We're not talking about Bruce's irrelevant Bruce love. So if
there is a man that loves sandwiches, I'll tell you
it's Bruce.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Bruce. What else should we talk about? Let's talk about it.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Bruce knows.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh, my god, do you know who also loves windows?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Bruce Bruce.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He opened the window the other day wiping them.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
We know these people, don't we?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, we do. For he was my husband, he was
my tenant a couple of those.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Really he's saying, parole officer.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Do we think that that's true?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Do you think that's real? I don't know if that's allow.
That's frowned upon it the very least, very frown the pond, Yeah,
very much. On behalf of my grandfather. This is the
one that was teased in the big pot. Oh yeah,
maybe it needed a dissection.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Not on here, Haley would have read that out, because
you were about to read that out.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I just thought it missed it and I thought it
was so good. But then I felt a resistance and
I thought ourself crossed the line, and then I pulled out.
It's a senior broadcaster there, stepping up to the mark
juniors jor.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
On behalf of my grandfather. Before they were my partner
that I had five children with. They were the babysitter
of my first five children. So their granddad had ten children,
five to a woman who in my mind whenever it's
a grandfather, the grandmother's always passed on some old diphtherious,
scarlet fever, the black plague, some of your you know
(03:50):
old or Jacky was killed by Jack the ripper singer
less yep. And then the babysitter steps up sort of
in a what's that movie called Sound of music? Yes,
out of a von Trapp family are going to face yeah,
yeah and look and steps up and then has five
(04:11):
more babies.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Isn't that insane?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Loved fucking this guy, loved rug This guy never know
this was his grandfather is alive. But I bet when
he was like a couple of weeks ago, Whennyone's like
we're raw dog and flights, he was like, I'm back, baby,
What do you want to talk about? Raw dogging? Grandad's
different sort of raw dog. Before it was my partner,
he was my brother.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
In law's partner, a brother, yeah, or your siblings, your
siblings husband or your siblings husband's brother.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I always love those stories because then you're like, well,
who was which of the brothers was better?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah? Brother? Before they were my partner, they were a
cop that came to a disturbance at my house. That's
got a question mark bes.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'll just give you my phone and in case you
cancher the band guys, Yeah maybe.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Maybe did you I thought you said did you catch them?
Speaker 8 (05:08):
I just sort of yeah, I was doing a quity
word of voice. I don't know if that was do
you a question where I like it, I'd be like,
save that for your steward. I'm schowired, you're a square.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Before he was my husband, he was married to another
woman and was a customer at my work.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh yeah, see him coming in, see the wedding ring, like.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
His big quitting his be it. So but I had
the word uncle in it, so I just want to
double check.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I'm sure there was one that was like a bit
off Japan. Yes. Before they were my partner, they were
my student. I was an English teacher and your hand
and after I quit the job, we dated and then
married and got two kids.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh that's nice, is it? Adults teaching other adults? Yeah yeah, yeah,
so that is okay, that's.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
What we were.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
That's how we are reading it, yeah, and that's how
we are presenting. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Before it was my partner who was my boss. We
then worked together for the next This is someone's gonna.
I can already tell half a someone's going to next
the grind. Before it was my partner, who's my boss?
We then worked together for the next seven years and
two months of us are not working together. We then
worked together for the next seven years, two and two months.
The next seven years and two months of us not
working together. For the first time, he cheated on me
(06:36):
with somebody made it his new work.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh? Yeah, why did you do that?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Ground that they're like son of a but she's done
it again. Yeah, I can't hang aunt in sound of
a bed. Didn't see this coming, son of a bit,
she's gone and done it again. Before they were my fiance,
they were my ex's first cousin.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
A lot of keeping it in the family.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Before they were my husband, they were my neighbor. That's good.
Knock down a fence. You've got you know, you've got
two houses, two houses, one area, two separate titles. That's
a dream. When it comes to selling it, you can
sell it to a property development. It could bang. It's
five thousand townhouses.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Tell are the same color on the monopoly board?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, in the hotel. Before they were my partner of
my wife's best friend. More personal trainers, other personal people.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, Bendi and touching you.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
On the but getting a touch that like I'll stretch
you out. At the end of the lesson, they put
the leg up and just yeah, sort of mounts you sorts,
sort of a mountain of sorts.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
It's just that they're all hot, isn't it. It's a problem.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, So I ever get a personal trainer or just
get like a real manger, please.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
I thought about this recently when I was looking for
new personal trainer.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I was like, should just get a.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Real hot buff dude and I'll turn up. It's going
to make me work hard, it's going to make me
like give it everything. I'm gonna want to show off.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You want to give him everything?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And then statistically he's likely to be homosexual. Why statistically
personal trainers No higher right society. I don't think so
high rate the society where.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
We work what where we work, not where we work out.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
No, I wouldn't say that. I think everyone's a bit gay.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Everyone's a little bit gay.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Everyone's a little bit gay. You definitely down there slided
down the Kinsey scale.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Have you at least someone of the same.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Genercentage of personal training.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You can't this isn't kind of a Google. This isn't
stance held by stance in z It's like what this.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is on the census. We can correlate job ual sexual
Thirteen percent of fitness trainers LGBT.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So that's something that's in America. That's in America pretty
high here. I don't think it is. I don't think
it is.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
You're getting this from tons of guys down here.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You're an international listener and you're you're a you're a
gay of the gay persuasion lot down here. You do
it on now, grab yourselves, a homosexual, Welcome yourself in
New Zealand.
Pleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pot.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's an overflow today overflow continuing the question that we
asked on the Big Pod today. Before they were my partner,
they were my dot dot dot. Somebody sent me a
Instagram DM saying I've never had any interest in the
NBA whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
But after you did the topic of before they were
my partner, I opened up Facebook and I had a
suggested post where an NBA player was talking about him
and his partner and how she used to be his babysitter.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Phones are listening, and he said, I guess once we
got to a certain age she could say she'd pre
ordered me.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I was like, that's creepy.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Oh that's creepy pre ordered.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, that's creepy. It's like a suggested post. Yeah, and
they said this.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Is all because of you. Our apologies apologize. Yeah, the
apps are always listening, so listening. We received so many messages.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Before they were my partner. They were my rugby coach.
That's before they were my partner, they were my two
I sees fiance. Oh that you stole a lower management's partner.
Before she was my wife, she was my flat my
(01:27):
wife before she was my wife, she was my flatmate
and my best friend's little sister.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I know someone that ended up with their like best
friend's sister. At the start, they were like, they were like, yeah,
we cannot tell him. Yeah, but of course now it's
like years down the track and married with kids.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And it was at Monica and Chandler. It was Monica Cher.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Before he was my Before she was my partner, she
was my staff. That's a question. Before she was my partnership.
Is my best friend's cousin that works, that works better
than best friends little sister. Before they were my partner,
they were my tinder date. General, don't crowbar into the
(02:12):
topic part of this. Yeah, the people that can't go
a sentence without telling you something about their partner, right,
Oh my god, that's my judgement there. Sandwiches, Oh my god,
you know who loves sandwiches? Bruce don't.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
We're not talking about Bruce's irrelevant Bruce love. So if
there is a man that loves sandwiches, I'll tell you
it's Bruce.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Bruce. What else should we talk about? Let's talk about it.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Bruce knows.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh, my god, do you know who also loves windows?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Bruce Bruce.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He opened the window the other day wiping them.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
We know these people, don't we?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, we do. For he was my husband, he was
my tenant a couple of those.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Really he's saying, parole officer.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Do we think that that's true?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Do you think that's real? I don't know if that's allow.
That's frowned upon it the very least, very frown the pond, Yeah,
very much. On behalf of my grandfather. This is the
one that was teased in the big pot. Oh yeah,
maybe it needed a dissection.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Not on here, Haley would have read that out, because
you were about to read that out.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I just thought it missed it and I thought it
was so good. But then I felt a resistance and
I thought ourself crossed the line, and then I pulled out.
It's a senior broadcaster there, stepping up to the mark
juniors jor.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
On behalf of my grandfather. Before they were my partner
that I had five children with. They were the babysitter
of my first five children. So their granddad had ten children,
five to a woman who in my mind whenever it's
a grandfather, the grandmother's always passed on some old diphtherious,
scarlet fever, the black plague, some of your you know
(03:50):
old or Jacky was killed by Jack the ripper singer
less yep. And then the babysitter steps up sort of
in a what's that movie called Sound of music? Yes,
out of a von Trapp family are going to face yeah,
yeah and look and steps up and then has five
(04:11):
more babies.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Isn't that insane?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Loved fucking this guy, loved rug This guy never know
this was his grandfather is alive. But I bet when
he was like a couple of weeks ago, Whennyone's like
we're raw dog and flights, he was like, I'm back, baby,
What do you want to talk about? Raw dogging? Grandad's
different sort of raw dog. Before it was my partner,
he was my brother.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
In law's partner, a brother, yeah, or your siblings, your
siblings husband or your siblings husband's brother.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I always love those stories because then you're like, well,
who was which of the brothers was better?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah? Brother? Before they were my partner, they were a
cop that came to a disturbance at my house. That's
got a question mark bes.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I'll just give you my phone and in case you
cancher the band guys, Yeah maybe.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Maybe did you I thought you said did you catch them?
Speaker 8 (05:08):
I just sort of yeah, I was doing a quity
word of voice. I don't know if that was do
you a question where I like it, I'd be like,
save that for your steward. I'm schowired, you're a square.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Before he was my husband, he was married to another
woman and was a customer at my work.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh yeah, see him coming in, see the wedding ring, like.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
His big quitting his be it. So but I had
the word uncle in it, so I just want to
double check.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I'm sure there was one that was like a bit
off Japan. Yes. Before they were my partner, they were
my student. I was an English teacher and your hand
and after I quit the job, we dated and then
married and got two kids.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh that's nice, is it? Adults teaching other adults? Yeah yeah, yeah,
so that is okay, that's.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
What we were.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
That's how we are reading it, yeah, and that's how
we are presenting. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Before it was my partner who was my boss. We
then worked together for the next This is someone's gonna.
I can already tell half a someone's going to next
the grind. Before it was my partner, who's my boss?
We then worked together for the next seven years and
two months of us are not working together. We then
worked together for the next seven years, two and two months.
The next seven years and two months of us not
working together. For the first time, he cheated on me
(06:36):
with somebody made it his new work.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh? Yeah, why did you do that?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Ground that they're like son of a but she's done
it again. Yeah, I can't hang aunt in sound of
a bed. Didn't see this coming, son of a bit,
she's gone and done it again. Before they were my fiance,
they were my ex's first cousin.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
A lot of keeping it in the family.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Before they were my husband, they were my neighbor. That's good.
Knock down a fence. You've got you know, you've got
two houses, two houses, one area, two separate titles. That's
a dream. When it comes to selling it, you can
sell it to a property development. It could bang. It's
five thousand townhouses.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Tell are the same color on the monopoly board?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, in the hotel. Before they were my partner of
my wife's best friend. More personal trainers, other personal people.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, Bendi and touching you.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
On the but getting a touch that like I'll stretch
you out. At the end of the lesson, they put
the leg up and just yeah, sort of mounts you sorts,
sort of a mountain of sorts.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
It's just that they're all hot, isn't it. It's a problem.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, So I ever get a personal trainer or just
get like a real manger, please.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
I thought about this recently when I was looking for
new personal trainer.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I was like, should just get a.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Real hot buff dude and I'll turn up. It's going
to make me work hard, it's going to make me
like give it everything. I'm gonna want to show off.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You want to give him everything?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And then statistically he's likely to be homosexual. Why statistically
personal trainers No higher right society. I don't think so
high rate the society where.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
We work what where we work, not where we work out.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
No, I wouldn't say that. I think everyone's a bit gay.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Everyone's a little bit gay.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Everyone's a little bit gay. You definitely down there slided
down the Kinsey scale.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Have you at least someone of the same.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Genercentage of personal training.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You can't this isn't kind of a Google. This isn't
stance held by stance in z It's like what this.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is on the census. We can correlate job ual sexual
Thirteen percent of fitness trainers LGBT.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
So that's something that's in America. That's in America pretty
high here. I don't think it is. I don't think
it is.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
You're getting this from tons of guys down here.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You're an international listener and you're you're a you're a
gay of the gay persuasion lot down here. You do
it on now, grab yourselves, a homosexual, Welcome yourself in
New Zealand.
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