August 4, 2024 • 5 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Someone is Keto'ing up a storm!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashwood and Hayley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing in mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, this is the little pod, a little company pod,
not to.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Be confused with the big one where but typically is longer.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, a little bit of pot. You've forgotten him?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, I haven't forgotten. I've remembered a spice around the edges.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Come on, got a chicken.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Dressing, you know, But he's just a horse spinach over here. Yeah,
it steemed broccoli over here. Would like us to get
old with it, if that's okay.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Actually, if you're listening to this in relation to the
big pod, Born and I have been mended bridges, and
we're friends now because.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
We have bound together to look after this.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Which won't give us a slice of apple, which I
do we read about today.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm not feeling as hung Shut up.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
You said there's no apple today, and then he's got
a see through sack, in which I said, he's a game.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Putting the transparent bag the apple.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We can't see through a plaster.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, apple tomorrow, I don't want you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's gonna be a day off?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Are you not that apple? As simulate that fresh out
this one today and then there'll be a freshead of
fresh apple tomorrow. Don't you worried?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm still stoked on that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Of raspberries?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Shut. I said she wanted to try keto, and I
was just like, whatever, this is what? Okay, let's roll
my eyes other idea. Good luck to you, look forward
to putting on a bunch away, I say under my
breath as I leave the room. I am in the tone,
(01:41):
and again I certainly am not. She's gonna try keto,
and even so she said it, and I said, yeah right,
I'll support you and whatever. And then i'd see you
eat it and something about it that's not keto, and
she'd be like a little bit is I was like,
this isn't how fucking keto work.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Keito is all or nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's all or nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's a bit say.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And if you can sicut of things, you can, even
some you can't.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I've done it maybe like four or five times throughout
the last four or five years.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, and I've mostly.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Done it four things like I've got a roll in
this well, they've got a thing here and da.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Da da da da, but it's not fucking sustainable. Oh
my god, unless you've got epilepsy, but.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Then it's a health thing.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Eve.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Even epileptics have trouble sticking on a keto.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Dimond left it on a chip every now and there.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I get the motherfuckers a chip.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Get a fucking burger in you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So I was like, that's not keto, and she's like,
I don't do it on the weekends. I was like,
that's just not how it works anyway. No cheap days
on keto at the pub on Saturday, a keto pub, Yeah,
he says, rolling his eyes. I have just ordered some
bits and pieces and shadows, like, oh, I'll just eat
the pork belly bites and that, because I'm trying to
(02:49):
stick to the keto thing. And Aaron was there. Yale's Aaron,
and he's like he's done it before. And she's like, oh,
I do keto like Monday to Friday, but on the weekends.
I kind of just but it's not I'm not living
hard and fast by it. And he's just like he
looks at me, and I'm just like shut my eyes
and nod my head. Permission to unleash, could sir because I've.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Made every time I've done it. The only way you
can do it is you've got to get your partner
to do it with you, right, because if he's the
horn and potatoes and chips and bread and stuff, I'm
a donner.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, I've made him do it and he doesn't like it.
And that's what he said. Shadow doesn't work like that.
And then she looks at me.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I feel for you that another man doesn't work like, yeah,
shadow doesn't work like that.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then she looks at me like, you fucking told
him to say that. I was like, no, I haven't
even talked to anybody about this, and then yeah, he
laid it out for her. The way she was doing
it is not at all how it works. She got
a sermon, Yeah, he loves a sermon, and I just
sat bag. I talked to some other people.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I just shwriveled away from that situation.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
She's still doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, she realizes it's weird because I'll say something and
she won't listen, and generally, if her mother says exactly
the same thing, she'll listen.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Strange how that happens with women?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
How that happens.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
But it's exactly the same advice.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's exactly the same advice.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Just to hear yeah is better.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't know if you think we're just trying to
fuck with you or sabote.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
All you serve in my life is to ruin it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, I think that's what the story is.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Just to irk me. Yeah, where's my mother? Only ever
has my best interests at her?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah? Mother? Yeah, best husband? Shut the fuck up? Shut up.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, and that's exactly what I said. But because it
was a different delivery system.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh that's good. Well anytime.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Actually, I suppose you could employ Aaron Services to be
a deliverer of the news that you want her to receive,
but just from a different voice.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, well you try it with me, right, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It doesn't work both ways.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I thought about dressing up like your mother in law.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
News. That's great, that's actually a good here.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, missus, listen to your.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Husband, great idea.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm just about to repeat exactly what he just said
my voice.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
And you'll go to a.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Women. We're fun. We're really fun.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hm hmmm, we're really fun.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, keep you on your getting in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm deep in the funness after this chair.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You're right, but yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Keto doesn't work like that. I was right, you were
wrong by
Fleashwood and Hayley's little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing in mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, this is the little pod, a little company pod,
not to.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Be confused with the big one where but typically is longer.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, a little bit of pot. You've forgotten him?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, I haven't forgotten. I've remembered a spice around the edges.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Come on, got a chicken.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Dressing, you know, But he's just a horse spinach over here. Yeah,
it steemed broccoli over here. Would like us to get
old with it, if that's okay.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Actually, if you're listening to this in relation to the
big pod, Born and I have been mended bridges, and
we're friends now because.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
We have bound together to look after this.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Which won't give us a slice of apple, which I
do we read about today.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm not feeling as hung Shut up.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
You said there's no apple today, and then he's got
a see through sack, in which I said, he's a game.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Putting the transparent bag the apple.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
We can't see through a plaster.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, apple tomorrow, I don't want you.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's gonna be a day off?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Are you not that apple? As simulate that fresh out
this one today and then there'll be a freshead of
fresh apple tomorrow. Don't you worried?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm still stoked on that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Of raspberries?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Shut. I said she wanted to try keto, and I
was just like, whatever, this is what? Okay, let's roll
my eyes other idea. Good luck to you, look forward
to putting on a bunch away, I say under my
breath as I leave the room. I am in the tone,
(01:41):
and again I certainly am not. She's gonna try keto,
and even so she said it, and I said, yeah right,
I'll support you and whatever. And then i'd see you
eat it and something about it that's not keto, and
she'd be like a little bit is I was like,
this isn't how fucking keto work.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Keito is all or nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's all or nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's a bit say.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And if you can sicut of things, you can, even
some you can't.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I've done it maybe like four or five times throughout
the last four or five years.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, and I've mostly.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Done it four things like I've got a roll in
this well, they've got a thing here and da.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Da da da da, but it's not fucking sustainable. Oh
my god, unless you've got epilepsy, but.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Then it's a health thing.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Eve.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Even epileptics have trouble sticking on a keto.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Dimond left it on a chip every now and there.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I get the motherfuckers a chip.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Get a fucking burger in you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So I was like, that's not keto, and she's like,
I don't do it on the weekends. I was like,
that's just not how it works anyway. No cheap days
on keto at the pub on Saturday, a keto pub, Yeah,
he says, rolling his eyes. I have just ordered some
bits and pieces and shadows, like, oh, I'll just eat
the pork belly bites and that, because I'm trying to
(02:49):
stick to the keto thing. And Aaron was there. Yale's Aaron,
and he's like he's done it before. And she's like, oh,
I do keto like Monday to Friday, but on the weekends.
I kind of just but it's not I'm not living
hard and fast by it. And he's just like he
looks at me, and I'm just like shut my eyes
and nod my head. Permission to unleash, could sir because I've.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Made every time I've done it. The only way you
can do it is you've got to get your partner
to do it with you, right, because if he's the
horn and potatoes and chips and bread and stuff, I'm
a donner.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, I've made him do it and he doesn't like it.
And that's what he said. Shadow doesn't work like that.
And then she looks at me.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I feel for you that another man doesn't work like, yeah,
shadow doesn't work like that.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then she looks at me like, you fucking told
him to say that. I was like, no, I haven't
even talked to anybody about this, and then yeah, he
laid it out for her. The way she was doing
it is not at all how it works. She got
a sermon, Yeah, he loves a sermon, and I just
sat bag. I talked to some other people.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I just shwriveled away from that situation.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
She's still doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, she realizes it's weird because I'll say something and
she won't listen, and generally, if her mother says exactly
the same thing, she'll listen.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Strange how that happens with women?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
How that happens.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
But it's exactly the same advice.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's exactly the same advice.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Just to hear yeah is better.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't know if you think we're just trying to
fuck with you or sabote.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
All you serve in my life is to ruin it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, I think that's what the story is.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Just to irk me. Yeah, where's my mother? Only ever
has my best interests at her?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah? Mother? Yeah, best husband? Shut the fuck up? Shut up.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, and that's exactly what I said. But because it
was a different delivery system.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh that's good. Well anytime.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Actually, I suppose you could employ Aaron Services to be
a deliverer of the news that you want her to receive,
but just from a different voice.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, well you try it with me, right, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It doesn't work both ways.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I thought about dressing up like your mother in law.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
News. That's great, that's actually a good here.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, missus, listen to your.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Husband, great idea.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm just about to repeat exactly what he just said
my voice.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
And you'll go to a.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Women. We're fun. We're really fun.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hm hmmm, we're really fun.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, keep you on your getting in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm deep in the funness after this chair.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You're right, but yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Keto doesn't work like that. I was right, you were
wrong by
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