August 12, 2024 • 6 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's getting ink'd up!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleas and Haley's Little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Well, you know, last week I was sort of in
the middle of wanting to burn my entire lifetown. And
part of that is that I am just getting all
the tatoos.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I've ever wanted.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, just doing it because I've given up. See, I've
said it a few times over the last couple of weeks,
and I'll say it again. Not all dreams come true. Not
all dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And I think we grew up in the households weird.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
That was very much clear, not all dreams come true.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Whereas I was here to believe, have a dream and
ithll yeah, my parents led me up a wild path.
They let me go like a drama school.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yea maniacs.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Anyway, I held off getting visible tatos for years because
I was like, you know, I want to be an actor.
I want to be a black canvas. I want to
be able to play any character, to step into a
period piece.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh yea, and you can't have like ata, you've got it,
they'll cover them. Mind. That's why this is what I
used to say.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I was like, if you're famous enough or good enough,
they'll they'll see past them, whereas if you're just scraping in.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
How did I see the other day they had arm tattoos,
and I was like, Chris Evans, who played Captain America,
He's heaps of tatos and they just cover.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Them up whenever it was heaps of female American actresses
have lots of tattoos and they just cover them up. Anyway,
So I've decided against it, and I'm getting a new
tattoo today and it's one I've wanted for years, and
it's of my cat Rollig and he's like on the
thing and he's yawning, but it looks like he's like wow,
like screaming. And I loved it and I'm getting it today.
But my issue is around placement, because because you know,
(01:39):
I've been getting and I'm kind of a collection on
my upper very upper left thigh, because you.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do want to be able to hide it for me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't want to hit steer at it all day
every day. The arms would have to be like last
and really well thought out, yep.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So I was going to go really.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Upper right thigh, but then someone pointed out, they're having
a puss and her pusses a little bit for on
and maybe it could be misconstrued that he's like rat,
you know, and mine has fangs. Yeah, so what are
you going to do?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I have to go sort of lower down, I guess,
maybe to around the thigh region. But then if I
blow out, have another bloody blowout, Jesus Christ, Heaven forbid.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What if it stretches down there?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, it would be all big and stretched out. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's gonna be away from.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
The happening, but you still don't know where you're putting it. Yeah,
this is it seems today.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, like literally, can we wrap it up because I gotta.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Go, and you still it's gonna get.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But you, you virgins, you get the it's on a
what they call it stints or like a thing or.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You're getting the one where you put a sponge on
and it goes.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's so cute.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, you get you get it on a thingy like
an ink thingy, and they put it on you.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Before that draw over so you can see it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You can see it, get around, try it in a
different place, in a few different places. Am either going
to do that or nick. Yeah, it's either nice and
heading on my upper thigh or just on the neck.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't think I would either. I will either get one.
I think.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I think I'm on training to tattoo town, and really
I reckon a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I just don't want one, regardless of what. And you
want to get your girls names, I'm like, because I
know their names.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, does doesn't she?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah she got and she got I and A yeah
yeah yeah, yeah it's cute up so down looks like
she's a big fan of AI.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Right, so when the robots come, because they of course
will see mirror, see a big fan, and you're all right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And you can stay Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, but no, no, I've never No, I think I
know lots of people that are like that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I sort of don't care, do you know.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Dreams.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You should get the next dreams. Don't not all dreams
come true? Yeah? I might get there.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
No, I want to get. I genuinely want to get.
Don't take this one. I'll die on my left kidney
as a good joke for you know, organ trafficking.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
When you go.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
To my little titster. Want to get go get my
Turkey titster that they don't take.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And that's the country She's going to get them done.
She's not getting modeled off.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Speaking of which, because a couple of days ago in
the Big Pod where we're talking about your matching bra
and underwear set and how you just felt a million
dollars and that you could quite happily be hit by
a bus and the medical professionals would love it. Yeah,
they would appreciate the fact that you had a matching set. Yes,
And I said, at the time, I was going to
message my friend, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the par of
(04:42):
my friends paramedic in London, who was also the one
that told you that don't go to Turkey because they
take your kidney.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, which has inspired my tatoo, don't take this arm die.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And I said Johns question, would you be impressed if
you coin of for a women's clothing and the ambulance
and she was wearing matching bra?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Now did you tell them they were red?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I didn't say the color. I just said we're discussing
this on their Haley. Thanks, medical professionals very impressed And
he said, ha ha, I'd be totally impressed. If she's conscious,
I'd even say so, he'd say sick.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, great, he's can say that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Like I'd know at the moment.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I mean maybe not no, he might have to just
kind of.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Film it up, but you know what I mean, because
if i'm if I'm thinking that he's a hetero man,
he cuts off my clothes and says to me, nice, sick,
what a sit on on this rig?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Or maybe you do the voice that you'd find it acceptable,
and then okay, how less bit does it have to be?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm going to care. I'm going to cancel you prettemptibly.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Here just a little teeth clack and they'll say it
all right, just say that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The giveaway is that the though for yuck.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh, that's good to know. Yeah, I might start rocking
a sit more often, just to you know, impress the
homosexual doctor community.
Pleas and Haley's Little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Well, you know, last week I was sort of in
the middle of wanting to burn my entire lifetown. And
part of that is that I am just getting all
the tatoos.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I've ever wanted.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, just doing it because I've given up. See, I've
said it a few times over the last couple of weeks,
and I'll say it again. Not all dreams come true. Not
all dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And I think we grew up in the households weird.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
That was very much clear, not all dreams come true.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Whereas I was here to believe, have a dream and
ithll yeah, my parents led me up a wild path.
They let me go like a drama school.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yea maniacs.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Anyway, I held off getting visible tatos for years because
I was like, you know, I want to be an actor.
I want to be a black canvas. I want to
be able to play any character, to step into a
period piece.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh yea, and you can't have like ata, you've got it,
they'll cover them. Mind. That's why this is what I
used to say.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I was like, if you're famous enough or good enough,
they'll they'll see past them, whereas if you're just scraping in.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
How did I see the other day they had arm tattoos,
and I was like, Chris Evans, who played Captain America,
He's heaps of tatos and they just cover.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Them up whenever it was heaps of female American actresses
have lots of tattoos and they just cover them up. Anyway,
So I've decided against it, and I'm getting a new
tattoo today and it's one I've wanted for years, and
it's of my cat Rollig and he's like on the
thing and he's yawning, but it looks like he's like wow,
like screaming. And I loved it and I'm getting it today.
But my issue is around placement, because because you know,
(01:39):
I've been getting and I'm kind of a collection on
my upper very upper left thigh, because you.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Do want to be able to hide it for me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't want to hit steer at it all day
every day. The arms would have to be like last
and really well thought out, yep.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So I was going to go really.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Upper right thigh, but then someone pointed out, they're having
a puss and her pusses a little bit for on
and maybe it could be misconstrued that he's like rat,
you know, and mine has fangs. Yeah, so what are
you going to do?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I have to go sort of lower down, I guess,
maybe to around the thigh region. But then if I
blow out, have another bloody blowout, Jesus Christ, Heaven forbid.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What if it stretches down there?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, it would be all big and stretched out. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's gonna be away from.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
The happening, but you still don't know where you're putting it. Yeah,
this is it seems today.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, like literally, can we wrap it up because I gotta.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Go, and you still it's gonna get.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But you, you virgins, you get the it's on a
what they call it stints or like a thing or.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You're getting the one where you put a sponge on
and it goes.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's so cute.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, you get you get it on a thingy like
an ink thingy, and they put it on you.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Before that draw over so you can see it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You can see it, get around, try it in a
different place, in a few different places. Am either going
to do that or nick. Yeah, it's either nice and
heading on my upper thigh or just on the neck.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't think I would either. I will either get one.
I think.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I think I'm on training to tattoo town, and really
I reckon a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I just don't want one, regardless of what. And you
want to get your girls names, I'm like, because I
know their names.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, does doesn't she?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah she got and she got I and A yeah
yeah yeah, yeah it's cute up so down looks like
she's a big fan of AI.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Right, so when the robots come, because they of course
will see mirror, see a big fan, and you're all right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And you can stay Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, but no, no, I've never No, I think I
know lots of people that are like that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I sort of don't care, do you know.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Dreams.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You should get the next dreams. Don't not all dreams
come true? Yeah? I might get there.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
No, I want to get. I genuinely want to get.
Don't take this one. I'll die on my left kidney
as a good joke for you know, organ trafficking.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
When you go.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
To my little titster. Want to get go get my
Turkey titster that they don't take.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And that's the country She's going to get them done.
She's not getting modeled off.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Speaking of which, because a couple of days ago in
the Big Pod where we're talking about your matching bra
and underwear set and how you just felt a million
dollars and that you could quite happily be hit by
a bus and the medical professionals would love it. Yeah,
they would appreciate the fact that you had a matching set. Yes,
And I said, at the time, I was going to
message my friend, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the par of
(04:42):
my friends paramedic in London, who was also the one
that told you that don't go to Turkey because they
take your kidney.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, which has inspired my tatoo, don't take this arm die.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And I said Johns question, would you be impressed if
you coin of for a women's clothing and the ambulance
and she was wearing matching bra?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Now did you tell them they were red?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I didn't say the color. I just said we're discussing
this on their Haley. Thanks, medical professionals very impressed And
he said, ha ha, I'd be totally impressed. If she's conscious,
I'd even say so, he'd say sick.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, great, he's can say that.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Like I'd know at the moment.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I mean maybe not no, he might have to just
kind of.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Film it up, but you know what I mean, because
if i'm if I'm thinking that he's a hetero man,
he cuts off my clothes and says to me, nice, sick,
what a sit on on this rig?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Or maybe you do the voice that you'd find it acceptable,
and then okay, how less bit does it have to be?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm going to care. I'm going to cancel you prettemptibly.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Here just a little teeth clack and they'll say it
all right, just say that.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The giveaway is that the though for yuck.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh, that's good to know. Yeah, I might start rocking
a sit more often, just to you know, impress the
homosexual doctor community.
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