Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 29th August 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Step aside *relevant viral video*, there's a new Sheriff in Viral Town and his name is...Producer Jared!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleas and Haley's Little Bit of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome
to a little bit of Porn.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Producer Jared has gone viral for more on that and
the anti virals, and I didn't. I guess he's gonna
explain to his necessary We got it live on the podcast,
which I always really like those stories where someone drags
an STI into a relationship and then that's still what's
happening here.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Whenever I would get a pepsmere, my doctor would always
say we're doing s t I check and I'll be like, yeah,
but I've been with my partner for years, and she'd
be like.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Everyone says that like the stories you hear, So.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
You got you got the clap Jared.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
You're riddle gone.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
You've gone viral, but not not in the main stream.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Okay, No, I am mainstream.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Is sort of the definition of going viral is that
it kind of goes everywhere everyone sees, thus being made stream.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
That's why I said I've kind of gone viral. Okay, Yeah,
so you know my Facebook group that I'm a part
of doll Men's Club. Yes, yeah, your boys stopped lurking
and left a comment, Oh what.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Did you say a post?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Did you put a post up of for dol means
or did you just comment?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I just commented, but my comment but attraction?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Oh really? Okay what were you commenting on?

Speaker 5 (01:24):
So Pavel found a spoon on the beach and the
going theory.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Are you familiar with dolmens Club?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah. It's basically like if you tell your wife, she's
gonna be like, who gives a fuck? What a bunch
of dudes and.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
They're just like tell me more. Yeah, what about the spoon?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Iiate this? Yeah, it is a great Facebook page.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
And so he found a spoon washed up on the beach.
He was like, this is from the Titanic?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
What probably not? Probably not?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
And we've done some deep diving. My comment I left
said I was actually on the Titanic and can confirm
I useless spoon.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I actually happened to get off the Titanic. And one
of those safety.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Someone hovers over your profile. It's like Jared Petstock lives
in Auckland.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred and seventy six people think,
oh I'm pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh wow, seventy six that's good traction on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's good, not bad.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Wow. So yeah, this is just the start of my
illustrious viral career.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Are you going to start commenting on more posts?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I think that people want me to.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I think the people are crying.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
There have been a few posts lately, more Instagram reels
where the comments are like so funny.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
So brutally, where you see a video that you're like,
oh oh, and then someone just sees just here for
the comments, and you go in the comments you're like, oh,
we're a world of comedians.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
But people keep these posts and these reels up because
a lot of them have like millions of views and
so many comments, but like they would make me cry.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah if this was my real if I get a
real suggestion to me and I go and it says
like doesn't have many likes, yeap, and then I'll have
ten thousand comments, I'm like, this is gonna be so mean. Yeah,
let's have a look.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's hot.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It is, and it's like people maybe leave it up
because they're getting all those Well.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
There was this one, this one guy that had like
a few of these videos and like so many comments
and people were just being so many but had like
eleven million views. Wow, So I guess they must get
to this point where they're like, well, do I want
the popularity? But then do I want the incredible self
esteem that comes with it?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I follow a page called Cringey with a que and
it's all like the cringey content on Instagram that's so
just makes you want to unfollow.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
And then yeah, the comments are just amazing. I love it. Yeah,
I love it so much.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's I don't know the Internet a That's why I wouldn't.
I just don't comment on videos. I would never do that.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Here's a granny looking up some whipped grape. The whole thing.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
She's going over that very suggestively she's doing. She's doing comments,
ruthless the comments.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Someone's grand I'm sorry, y'all, my grandma escaped my basement.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Alcohol destroys your body. She's only thirty eight. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, okay, it's just tread lightly into the comments section
because you're laughing, and then you'll be like, well, that's
me going to Hell. I'll see you there.