Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd September 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley borrowed from Vaughan and something broke. Who's to blame?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Please and Haley's little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Treat yourself to MCASA coffee with my macer's rewards.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Just hydrating before the little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
You have a little hydration, A little bit of a
lot of hydration today because we talk did and I
filled this up before I left home and looking out
of breath land from just drinking.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Saturday, I didn't drink enough water. I woke up with
a headache.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah. Nine times out of ten it's a dehydration hitache, Yes,
and the other time it's a bit of an is
shoot raise yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Long time listens to the show may remember it has
been mentioned a few times that Hailey borrowed my old
Dyson was made because what you ruined your own vacuum
cleaner in the early stages.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Of the renovation. Nothing kills a vacuum like jib dust.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
But nobody ever told us in school that jib dust
ricks a vacuum plane. It's ricked vacuum, and I didn't
even know that was the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's why now we have a Reno vacuum that you
We're just happy. It's one of those wetback you know,
just habit.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Is that there? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and we've got
the same back. That thing's unstoppable, so good.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
And you can also make a bag list, which makes
it better, and you can, you know, just raw a
dog out. But I needed one. Once the wooden floors
went down, I was like, I don't have a house back,
and I don't want to buy one yet, so I
borrowed Vaughn's. I said, do you happen to have a.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Spink dice and ballvacka, Oh yeah, okay, okay, great vacuum.
What I have to I'll say, is the plane in
the ass that it's corded, but better than the battery
never goes your other Dison's the cordless diceons.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
So I can well nearly get it all done. You've
got to be very quick and efficient. Yeah yeah, otherwise
you got a charge kind of before you hit the
last row.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah. Well, we're shopping around at the moment because your
vacuum scratched our floor and and.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Wait, so it's Vaughan's fault.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'm not blaming Vaughan. I'm not there.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Who was your vacuum?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
It was Aaron? And then as I went to see
what was wrong with it? I was like going into
a bit that I knew was going to be under
a rug. So I was like, okay, let's test, like
what's going on. I sucked it all out and I
was like, what's wrong? Like I couldn't work it out?
And then I did it all in the bit that
was going to be under the rug, and I was like, no,
I think I've fixed it. Moved out huge scratch on

(02:18):
the word. I know it's not on the wood, it's
in the you know, the varnish. But there's something. There's something,
and so we were like, it's cursed. Return it on
the wheel. Yeah, I think there's a bit of plastic
that like is just gripping on or something like that.
We're too sensitive and we're very precious about I knew
how would floors anyway, it's really hard, Yeah, and we've

(02:42):
scratch them anyway, not your fault. And I don't want
you to feel any blame. And I don't want you
to transfer any money for the cost to rebuck the
scratches out. I don't want you to feel like that would.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Be you want money transferred for my time and it's
going to take me to empty the vacuum planner.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Who the fuck returns the vacuum without out the cyclonic
You didn't empty out the bag.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I was so no bag, it's bags, it's power.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's got a canister thing that you like. But you
didn't empty the canaster. So I just popped into my
boot and I've forgotten all the attachments, don't know where
they've gone, so they're in a there's something in the garage.
But you can just empty the canister. You empty the canister,
You don't return a vacuum. No, I'm not the canister.
It would be like I can scratch my floors and
I'm turning a plank into it.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
You scratch your own fucking floors, just training the vacuum
to the point or a piece of place that came loose.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
This would be like returning somebody's like kitchen mixer with
the batter still around the bar, Like you borrow a
roast dish, but you leave the crusted on potato skins
and there you know, you.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Borrow their trailer and you leave it half full of
the ship that you used. Is that still of the thing.
It's not believable behavior. It just went from the house
into the back of the car and it's a small canister.
You'll be right. That's my hair and pubes and stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
It's all. That's the thing in your house.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It could be Aaron's or yours. Here, well, you've got both.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Got along here.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
He's got the beard, he's got the beard. You've got
an outrageous flock of pubs. Oh man, you know me,
rock and fool Bush. I'm gonna wear a baggy pant otherwise,
you see it.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm actually gonna tip all of the stuff from the
vacuum in a bag.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
And then when I'm going to find a murder scene
and I'm gonna sprinkle.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
It so somebody gets implicated in the murder.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I love that. What do you mean I'm going to
go to prison?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, fair enough, empty the fucking you should have got
a prison on that line.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
But if I need to take you down for murder,
I'll do that too fine.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
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