Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th September 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley got her nunga's out!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things
are brewing in mcafe, the perfect start to every day.
Welcome to a little bit of Pod. So last night
I hosted this awards ceremony gala thing and it finished
late and I got home at midnight last night and

(00:21):
I was wearing a velvet jumpsuit for the garla. I
had some gold heels on and a black velvet jumpsuit
and looking all nice. Lastly, yeah, thank you. The only
issue is two issues. I had to ask three strangers,
no six strangers to unzip me in the bathroom. And
I was like hosting this thing every time you went
to the bathroom, every time I went to the bathroom.

(00:42):
I went to the bathroom three times in the evening.
I had to get unzipped, and then I had to
pee and then come back and get zipped back up
in the jumpsuit. And then everyone knows when you wear
a jumpsuit when you're a girl, you sit there peeling
with your boobs out like yeah, of course, yeah, peel
it down. And then the second thing was not boobs
that I had run. I know, you hate thinking about

(01:05):
my breastfleck. He just can't do it. I just can't
do it. He can't look anyway. So afterwards I walked
to my car, which, by the way, I was at
the museum, the Auckland War Memorial Museum. And then when
I came out, it was pitch black and there's no
lights there. I could not find my car. I was
like circling the whole place domain, or you'd left it
somewhere in the domain he had lifted. I parked it

(01:26):
off in some kind of rogue park in the domain,
and I was walking around and how he was looking
for it, found it. I was plucking my key. Found it.
And then when I sat down to drive home. There's
two options. I would either be comfortable in the groin
area in the jumpsuit but it would choke my throat,
or i'd i'd put you in the right content. It was.

(01:48):
It was sort of gagging me like this, and I
was like, oh God, that's gon uncomfortable to drive. Or
I could pull it forward from the neck, but then
it would get a little bit. So it was just
like all wrong. So if you saw a mad woman
and a man's to three last night driving in a
bra that I got on the motorway, I look. And

(02:11):
you know my car is such a mess at all times,
it's got half a bloody wardrobe in it. Not this time.
I was like, surely there's a jumper here, or a
T shirt or a gym shit anything. Couldn't find anything,
and so I got out of the car, managed to
wrangle the zip down, pulled the top half down, and
just drove home with mom. Jumpsuits, woman and jumps it

(02:32):
stupid fucking thing. Whatever. But when you meet a woman,
like so many people come up to me, they're like,
I love your dress. Oh my god, it's a jumpsuit.
We love jumpsuits, but you hate them, so silly. Car,
when's done? Both the girls have done this, Shannon and
carwhen have done this? You got to pick one right,
choke or choco poat and like a bra will look

(02:57):
like a bikini. It's fine. Well at midnight winter, no,
I was wearing like a black kind of lace, but no,
it was definitely a bra. Ah it was I wish
that you've been pulled over. I've done this And I
locked eyes with a cop one time and I remember
thinking like is this legal? But then I was like, no,
girls driving bikinis all the time, you'll cover it up. Yeah,

(03:19):
but I did it with like a dress that just
like wasn't it wasn't. It's just like make that a
skirt and just I reckon it. Like the breathalyzer or
the checkpoints, they see some things. They see people in pajamas, bras,
all kinds. I would have just been like, hello, officer,
I mean, you're getting off the ticket if you're on

(03:39):
a bra right, I don't know, it depends depends on
the officer. Tell you what take it personally. If you don't, yeah,
he's like, oh, yeah, you're about to drive naked in
New Zealand. I've just googled it. You find the only
gay motorway cop. Yuck. Get those things away, oh yuck. Yeah. Anyway,
So if you did see a mad woman driving along
the Auckland Motorway, it was you at midnight last night

(04:01):
and just a bra Semoir