Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th September 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has returned from Aussie!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleas Wood and Haley's Little Bit of Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
I did mention that I went to Melbourne over the
weekend to work and I spent a great deal of
time with my brother.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Miss me because the last time we went, we went
together and it was fun.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
We did have fun, though I did go out with
a friend on Friday night. It was him and I
and we sat there, we drank three bottles of red
and then he went to the tour over a very
long extended period of time, and then he went to
the tour, of course in extreme moderation for those celebrate

(00:41):
and do you know what it was?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Red wine? And I haven't had a knight on the
reds in years. Him and I used to exclusively drink rid.
I woke up five am.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
No he didn't, whereas he woke up in state? Were
your seasoned absolute states? One hundred dollars did they charge?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You know? I just got having one hundred dollars discount
at a hotel.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oh, because they when I got to the hotel, because
Fletch booked my hotel because he had a discount and
when I got there, they said, do you want to
just charge the card on file?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
And I was like yell, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
And then I got some room service breakfast the next
morning and they said, should we charge the card on file?
And I was like yes, But then I saw they
charged mine because I replaced it.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Maybe wait, so that means the next time I go,
you can't see it on your file. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I just kept getting emails like you know, when they
email you like how was your chicken?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was like, oh, I'm not a holiday.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah yeah, you charge your feet for the soiled sheets.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
What how is your chicken? Your chicken? Ah? I didn't
say chicks. Then they know what you ate you at
the time. The waiters are so shy, They're like, I
did was your chock on? How was your chicken? Chicken
was great things?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
The chicken was grope um chicken, Sarte chicken that time
I said chicken, Yeah you did.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I said, it was only because you put sarte in
front of it. I was ready for chicken.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, you work out if I'm chicking in or I'm
eating or I'm saying chicken.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Okay, what about you can't have any context because you
can't put the chicken.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That was chicken. That was that was that was good
from you. Okay, I'm going to have a buttered chicken.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Chicken chicken to the hotel.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, what about I'm going to have nane with my
buttered chicken.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
What times chicken? What times chicken?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
That's eating chicken?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh my god, oh god, we're running late, guys, What
times chicken?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Can I grabe a credit card to go with your
chicken chicken?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, so you said, fucking listen, you fucking listen, boy.
I did listen.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
How is your chicken?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
So I went out on the first night out went out? No,
the second night, I went with my brother. I went
round to his house and we had but a chicken.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah no, you didn't. You had a better checken, did
you know?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I turned it really late and I was exhausted, and
then like five minutes ding dong, and I was like,
what say, he's like, I got us auber eats back.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So good it is.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Again, it's weird that you call you a brother, babe.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I kiss on the lips, and they kissed on the lip,
just a pit like I love you like you kiss
your father.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
When I saw my sister last week. I think we
did a mutual nod when she walked into the house.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I was like, how are you ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
And she's like, good, it's been a while. Well we started.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Besides, I don't know how we got into the check
because you know, Fletchford and Haley love memes and gifts
and reels and stuff and into each other exclusively.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
It gets out of dark humans sometimes very dark.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
And twisted, and my brother also gets targeted Christian contents.
I was like, oh god, they're coming for us. We
both revealed how much we love them, and he was like,
I didn't know you're into this. I was like, I
don't know you were into this love me, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
But we certainly went on about good ones, like the
one that got me and it still makes me laugh.
And he said, god, I saw this one the other
day and it was like, I thought life was going
to be all easy, peasy, lemon squeeze, but instead it's
all difficult, difficult, lemon difficult.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
It just got me hard.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
And then right, I haven't seen my brother for so long.
I've gone all the way to Australia to hang out
with and paid for an uber he's paid for dinner.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Da da da da da. And then we were just
on our phones and.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I just went, well, should I just fucking go and
I can hop into bed in my hotel, you can
hop into bed in your house, and.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
We can keep sending me reels.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
And so I caught an uber back and I was
just like, no, let's go. It's actually want to be doing.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You're reels in quite a lot with your brother.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Now, well, I'm sifting through our chair. He'll get secondhand.
You guys will always be my number one.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You will always be my go

Speaker 4 (04:54):
To for a meme or a red But he'll get
the scraps, all the ones that cut like easy peasy
lemon squeeze, more like difficult, difficult lemon difficult