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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleaswood and Hayley's Little bit of pod Great things are brewing?
Is mcafe the perfect start to every day? Welcome to
a little bit of porn.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
When I was flying home from MELBOURNEO, I slept a lot.
I was so tired, and so you know me, I'm
good at sleeping on a plane, very good at sleeping
on a plane.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You're just out like a light.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah. And I slept with my headphones in cranking a
bit of porn, you know, not pawn, you know, bit
of audio audiootic.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Sorry, I don't mention that a plane.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I didn't meant to be crack.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I wasn't watching anything. It was just some lovely audio
fun times, right, And so I fell asleep to that,
woke up in the middle of that, and then was like,
what's that noise? And it was, honestly, I know that
baby scream on planes. I have never heard anything like this.
This was the most outrageous air piercing scream. I had
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to like turn. I like my headphones weren't blocking it out.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But you've got the really your same noise canceling headphones
as me, and.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
The Spinny and the best on the market.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You need to go a bit deafer and turn the
volume up. Yeah, I know, although also audio books wouldn't
like at least a movie, a TV show or switched.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I was like, Okay, we're got to drown this out.
I switched to I've got a playlist called Plane Rage
and it's like heavy, heavy stuff, and I was like, right,
I'll drown this out. Oh my god, this sound.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Was just like.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
The most I did record it. I recorded it because
because I couldn't believe what I was hearing. And the
poor mom. I think at one point she like stopped
trying to soothe and I think she started trying to
restrain this child.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
As a parent, it's hard to choose when you're going
from sooth to restraint. Yees, because there it does come
apart where you're just like, yeah, there was a little
bit they're breathing through the nose, You've got to be quiet.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I honestly I wasn't. I just felt so sorry for
the month. But this kid was losing their mind, and
to the point where I was like, you know, did
you ever used to have tantrums so hard when you're
a kid that.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You would this kid no, Because and all honestly and
this sounds steriable. We would have been smacked.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, we would have been.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
My parents they just didn't know no different. That was
how they were. Well, that's how my dad was brought up.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I was smacked a bit as a kid, but
I used to you know, I've always been virtually this.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Is just a tiny infant baby or it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Was loud enough, it was old enough, sorry to scream
over and over and maybe two really, oh my god,
the thing was thrashing about.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Because I had a maybe on my flight recently and
it was an absolute screamer. But I was like in
front of it and had the noise canceling headphones. It
was fine.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, no, this this it was unlike anything I've.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Ever heard of my long Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I thought it would tuck her itself out, and it
just didn't. For the whole flight, no, no, no, no, no.
Well I was asleep, but for the whole like forty
minute landing process, that thing was going off.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
When that's when the ears happened.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I know, you see, because I said, I messaged you guys,
this is a little behind the scenes. I messaged you
guys saying, holy hell, there is a kid absolutely losing
their mind on this and you see it, Oh my god,
poor thing, it's ears must be hurting. And I said,
I didn't give a shirt shut out.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Because I was like, why didn't always scream on landing
until I had August? And she she wasn't young because
we didn't take her on Oh you we did. We
took her to her Vanatu when she was real young.
But to be honest, we've got we got that trip
before we conceived her. I think we celebrated the booking
of the trip with some oh yeah, okay, I'm not
making yeah right, And then a resulted in August coming
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with us to Vanuatu. But I remember when she was
too we took her to Duneda and to see some
friends and like just in the way, she was old
enough to be like this hurts, this hurts, this hurts. Yeah.
She wasn't like leave the ghosts, but she was like.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Ah again, drive next time to take me into island,
to make a thing of that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Leave them behind, leave them behind, yeah, I just leave
them behind anyway. God thoughts and prayers to the mom.
She was on her own turn in here.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So it was a lot, was it?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
James Gordon's wife, The famous, famous story about James Gordon
ignoring his wife and screaming child the entire flight. Somebody
who witnessed it didn't even know. He was like man
J Warrel, James Gordon having to sit next to that
woman in that screaming child, such a good, yeah,