September 14, 2024 • 6 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch explains why he's stuch an excellent typist
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pleashwood and Hayley's little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing and mcafe the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of pond, guys.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yesterday there I was working away, beavering away, doing it
prep for the show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Your Beaver on my v type again.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Wow, fust really fast.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I actually did maybe speaking textures typing, did you yep?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And that's why there are two little bumps on the
F and J. That's where you put your little fingers.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Did you know that your little fingers?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What are those?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I was like, if I put my pinky there of
the and of the D.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
That actually wasn't meant to be some funny, quirky sexual
thing with des Deck.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I was just actually, you're getting in trouble for parking.
You can't, guy, and.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So do the D. Is that a middle finger?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The index is a pointy finger.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah no, but you sit that on the ear from
the joy as.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Long as you go back on space.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
But as long as you go back with your index
to the IF and the JAY, you can move them
wherever you want, like the yeah, but what if? I
don't know how what I was comfortable? I think, yeah?
And then you go from there. That's how I learned to.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Anyway, so I'm working away, I'm working away there, yeah,
maybe speak and teachers, timing, preparation, preparating for the show.
And the fire alarm goes off in my building. Oh god,
and I'm like, oh, for IF's sake, keep working because
I'm just like oh, and it still goes and I'm like, okay, well,
i'd better evacuate the building because there has been has
been given a warning be for for well.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You're durries, you're smoking in your bed.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Because there's like Reno's going on upstairs. So they and
always yeah, jip duskins in and there's always false alarms.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Anyway, go downstairs. And that's when I see people with
fucking clipboards. It's a drill.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Oh you don't even need to meet.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I didn't even need to leave.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Did you grab a cat?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No? Because I always check when I go, like, I mean,
I just obviously open the brank, give it a sniff.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm like, no fire on my level.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
God, Detective here, Detective here.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Leave the cab. And then I get down and I'm
just like, is this a drill?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And they're like yeah, and I'm like oh, and then
I'm like, you have to give them your apartment number.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And then I was like, well, I'm just going back upstairs.
And I'm like, why didn't you tell us? And they're like,
because you wouldn't have come down.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
They got I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Of course I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
But then like, that's the point I didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's the middle of the day runds at work.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
The drill is not the drills clearly, not for them.
It's for you, you know what I mean. If they
were drilling to see that the alarms work, they would
have let you know. But if they're drilling to see
how the building would respond to an emergency.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do it at a bit of time when everyone's home
three o'clock in the afternoon. They're taking off all the
apartments that have evacuated.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
There's like, but so many instances where I seely people
are because we work a weird hours, and before that
I worked like sporadic freelance hours. But I'll be at
places like out at lunch or having an afternoon drink
with someone, or at the gym, and I'm always like,
where's your fucking jobsything about that about us. I'm just
like you got a busy cafe at ten am on
(03:06):
a weekday and you're like, go to work, what are
you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
They're probably looking at you saying the same thing.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, but I know why I'm there because I've already
done my work day.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah. It's so weird when you see.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
People shopping or you go to the mall, because we
get to go to the mall on quiet times and
you're like, why is somebody busy everywhere?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Got to work?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
My kids had another one of those lockdown drills, just
to think wild. So the first time that they didn't
tell the kids they were going to do it, and
like it was a wild moe. They didn't tell the
parents on nothing right, like a few key teachers knew Ryan,
but they had to practice it like it was happening
and to scare the ship out of.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The fucking what.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
We had nightmares and all sorts of shit like I
was in dancing to put a kid through. And then
so now they give us warning. They give the kids
like a week warning out and they tell them every
day Thursday, we're going to practice lockdown, heroine lockdown and
they can someone down yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in case
the lockdown still for whatever reason, you know, like, no,
how the little kids it's a swarm of bees, but.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, does a man man man man on the loops.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
It's a lockdown practice.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
God, they practiced.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
But then the first one like weaker, nightmares, crying like traumatized,
don't want to go to school in case they do
it again this time.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I was like, how was lockdown?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
It was all good.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
We just lay on the mat and chad it.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
So it was like they know what to do, but
without them the panic.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Jesus, Well, at least you'll know what to do in
the event of of a fire. What do you grab?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm staying in my partment because it will be a
saying a drill.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The sheep that called the wolf, the wolf, the boy
that cried, the boy that cried wash.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
And sheep's clothing, the wolf, and the boy who was
wearing sheep's clothing and cried like a little wolf.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, And there will be them, and then there
will be a fire and I'll be burned to a crisp.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Three things I'm grabbing.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Three things you got? Do you get declined?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Why I get to claim your insurance if you die
in a fire, and all your insurance stuff's burnt and
someone's going to claim the insurance insurance and if you
do die, the insurance policy holder dies in the accident that.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
There is said only spinster.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But it's just like in their will. Because if you died,
is that if you would your insurance contact that's a
great question. Or would your a state be able to
claim the insurance? Sure did? There is such a fascinating.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Question, surely, because if you died, then your estate gets
your property, and if your property is a curs then.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, if somebody is listening to the podcast that works
and insurance or has.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I'm gurgling times your insurance if you die in the
insurance event, we don't need an expert.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
We' got Google.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It's life insurance, not life insurance. I don't want to
life insurance. Someone house house and it's all paid advertising
for life insurance.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You get.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're absolutely punished.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, same wish. Maybe just someone could message.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
That's on board two. Yeah, a lot of words.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I don't read the ship when it's mine and I'm
signing it, I'm not wading it for nowhere at all,
Pleashwood and Hayley's little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Great things are brewing and mcafe the perfect start to
every day.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to a little bit of pond, guys.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yesterday there I was working away, beavering away, doing it
prep for the show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Your Beaver on my v type again.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Wow, fust really fast.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I actually did maybe speaking textures typing, did you yep?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And that's why there are two little bumps on the
F and J. That's where you put your little fingers.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Did you know that your little fingers?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What are those?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I was like, if I put my pinky there of
the and of the D.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
That actually wasn't meant to be some funny, quirky sexual
thing with des Deck.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I was just actually, you're getting in trouble for parking.
You can't, guy, and.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So do the D. Is that a middle finger?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The index is a pointy finger.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah no, but you sit that on the ear from
the joy as.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Long as you go back on space.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
But as long as you go back with your index
to the IF and the JAY, you can move them
wherever you want, like the yeah, but what if? I
don't know how what I was comfortable? I think, yeah?
And then you go from there. That's how I learned to.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Anyway, so I'm working away, I'm working away there, yeah,
maybe speak and teachers, timing, preparation, preparating for the show.
And the fire alarm goes off in my building. Oh god,
and I'm like, oh, for IF's sake, keep working because
I'm just like oh, and it still goes and I'm like, okay, well,
i'd better evacuate the building because there has been has
been given a warning be for for well.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You're durries, you're smoking in your bed.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Because there's like Reno's going on upstairs. So they and
always yeah, jip duskins in and there's always false alarms.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Anyway, go downstairs. And that's when I see people with
fucking clipboards. It's a drill.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Oh you don't even need to meet.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I didn't even need to leave.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Did you grab a cat?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No? Because I always check when I go, like, I mean,
I just obviously open the brank, give it a sniff.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm like, no fire on my level.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
God, Detective here, Detective here.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Leave the cab. And then I get down and I'm
just like, is this a drill?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And they're like yeah, and I'm like oh, and then
I'm like, you have to give them your apartment number.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And then I was like, well, I'm just going back upstairs.
And I'm like, why didn't you tell us? And they're like,
because you wouldn't have come down.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
They got I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Of course I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
But then like, that's the point I didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's the middle of the day runds at work.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
The drill is not the drills clearly, not for them.
It's for you, you know what I mean. If they
were drilling to see that the alarms work, they would
have let you know. But if they're drilling to see
how the building would respond to an emergency.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do it at a bit of time when everyone's home
three o'clock in the afternoon. They're taking off all the
apartments that have evacuated.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
There's like, but so many instances where I seely people
are because we work a weird hours, and before that
I worked like sporadic freelance hours. But I'll be at
places like out at lunch or having an afternoon drink
with someone, or at the gym, and I'm always like,
where's your fucking jobsything about that about us. I'm just
like you got a busy cafe at ten am on
(03:06):
a weekday and you're like, go to work, what are
you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
They're probably looking at you saying the same thing.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, but I know why I'm there because I've already
done my work day.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah. It's so weird when you see.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
People shopping or you go to the mall, because we
get to go to the mall on quiet times and
you're like, why is somebody busy everywhere?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Got to work?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
My kids had another one of those lockdown drills, just
to think wild. So the first time that they didn't
tell the kids they were going to do it, and
like it was a wild moe. They didn't tell the
parents on nothing right, like a few key teachers knew Ryan,
but they had to practice it like it was happening
and to scare the ship out of.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The fucking what.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
We had nightmares and all sorts of shit like I
was in dancing to put a kid through. And then
so now they give us warning. They give the kids
like a week warning out and they tell them every
day Thursday, we're going to practice lockdown, heroine lockdown and
they can someone down yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in case
the lockdown still for whatever reason, you know, like, no,
how the little kids it's a swarm of bees, but.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, does a man man man man on the loops.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
It's a lockdown practice.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
God, they practiced.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
But then the first one like weaker, nightmares, crying like traumatized,
don't want to go to school in case they do
it again this time.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I was like, how was lockdown?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
It was all good.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
We just lay on the mat and chad it.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
So it was like they know what to do, but
without them the panic.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Jesus, Well, at least you'll know what to do in
the event of of a fire. What do you grab?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm staying in my partment because it will be a
saying a drill.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The sheep that called the wolf, the wolf, the boy
that cried, the boy that cried wash.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
And sheep's clothing, the wolf, and the boy who was
wearing sheep's clothing and cried like a little wolf.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, And there will be them, and then there
will be a fire and I'll be burned to a crisp.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Three things I'm grabbing.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Three things you got? Do you get declined?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Why I get to claim your insurance if you die
in a fire, and all your insurance stuff's burnt and
someone's going to claim the insurance insurance and if you
do die, the insurance policy holder dies in the accident that.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
There is said only spinster.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But it's just like in their will. Because if you died,
is that if you would your insurance contact that's a
great question. Or would your a state be able to
claim the insurance? Sure did? There is such a fascinating.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Question, surely, because if you died, then your estate gets
your property, and if your property is a curs then.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, if somebody is listening to the podcast that works
and insurance or has.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I'm gurgling times your insurance if you die in the
insurance event, we don't need an expert.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
We' got Google.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It's life insurance, not life insurance. I don't want to
life insurance. Someone house house and it's all paid advertising
for life insurance.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You get.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're absolutely punished.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, same wish. Maybe just someone could message.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
That's on board two. Yeah, a lot of words.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I don't read the ship when it's mine and I'm
signing it, I'm not wading it for nowhere at all,
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