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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM Podcast Network PLEASO Haley's little bit of pod
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pond.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I I don't know you guys haven't said anything about
my smell today.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I haven't noticed yours.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
H interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, you may remember that I borrowed Shannon's roll on deodorant,
which you found to be disgusting behavior, which isn't, but
it was a sign that I had no deodorant left.
And so when I went home, I was like, oh god,
I've got no deodorant. And I'm not someone who can
wear no deodorant.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah no, same like stinky. I just have to wear it.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So I was rummaging around at about four thirty am
this morning through everything Aaron's draw my drawers, my spear drawers,
like surely I've got a little cheap, shitty roll on
somewhere here.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It could not find a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
And as you know, producer Jared was the supplier of
the show deodorant. Yeah, he no longer works here, so
I knew I couldn't rely on that, so I I
reverted to my only option today. I am wearing links Africa.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, what erin's deodorant.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Aaron does not wear links Africa, but one day he
forgot deodorant. We were out and about in the WAPs,
like we were just in the middle of nowhere. We
found one dairy and we were going on a hike
and I.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Was like, would you mind if they come sniff you yep,
sniff the p Oh, I don't get too Closelynx Africa.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh my god, I got wow.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I've been topping up with links lately. He was weird.
How seem this dance Father's Day pack and there was
like all the stuff and I was like, oh, I'll
never use this, And then of course I got told
I smelt so and then top it up with a
bit of.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Aaron doesn't usally wear it. But we were out in
the wops and we was going we were going on
a hike and I was like, my dud, you're going
to stink after a three and a half hour hike.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That just took me back to when I actually wore lenks,
which was when I was in high school.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
We pulled into this dairy and all their head was
Lynx Africa. So there's just a rogue can in our house.
And it was it. So today I'm glad you didn't notice.
I will say I did top up with a rather
expensive perfume around other areas to try.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
To mask it. But I am.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I am a teenage boy, young teenage boy wearing Links
Africa today.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Needs it's weird that Africa Lynx Africa, the off joked
about yeah, has survived the test of time.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I also think there's a bit of body odor in
there too, like it's not really doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh no, it's not an anti persperant at all. No,
it will be. No, I don't think. I don't think
Links ever played the role of anti persperant as much
as it was just that your body spray. Yeah, shit,
no wonder I stink? Yeah, you sting under that? And
then Lynx Africa and that's why it's.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Got forty eight hour odor protection.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So it must be antipersperant.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, Links, forty eight hour anti sweet?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It is it is. I'm hearing anti sweet, I'm hearing
body spray, and never once has the word anti persperant
anti shaying here.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I don't want you to be sued by lengths. It's
saying here that it will provide forty eight hour freshness
and a high definition vanilla geranium scent.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well, I'm five hours in and I think I stink,
and then a waft of Links Africa at the top.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And that's why I think that it became synonymous of
the smell of sweaty teenage boys because I doused themselves
in it, and then this is just what I must
have to smell like.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, well that's me and I'll sort it out today.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So I don't hate it. I don't hate it. It's
a spicy stink. Yeah, it's got a stalgia, It's got
a nostalgia to it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's just so nostalgic that I feel like smelling of
Links Africa me as a thirty five y're a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So I'm on the Links Africa. I'm on the links
website and there were reviews down the bottom. By the way,
Lengths has a four point seven out of five customer reviews.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, all one of the ones they choose to put
on the web.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
One five star review. My boyfriend used the spray and
gave again, gave me a bottle. I was missing him
so much. I sprayed it on my pillow before for beards.
It's smelled like him. The next night, I lay in
bed and I could still smell it on my pillow
from the night before. Okay Links is thank you for
your lovely reviewers.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I love the second time on an international website. Thank
you so much for your feedback on links. Thank you
so much.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's lovely to hear that your product reminds you of
your boyfriend and all the fragrance lasts.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Find the one star review. I wouldn't have thought so
either or is it automatd but it's it's I saw
when I love to have flet your shoulder and had
the graph of how.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Many Well, I will never try this product as goats stink?
What an advert? What idiot thought to connect a nice
smell or a stinking goat? There must be an.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Ad with a goat with a stinking goat because it
is the goat of links.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well Links do follow up with thank you for leaving
a review regarding your Links Africa Body Spray comment. We
just wanted to clarify that goat is an acronym for
greatest of all time. You can check out the website
for more information. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You said that well handled from them.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Someone that doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's an animated goat and it pops out of a
cuckoo clock right, and it gives a man a link's
body spray and then he's like the coolest dude in town.
But the goats are going with him now right, Well car, I.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Mean, it's an icon and a legend for a reason.
But yeah, it's a very distinct smell and it is
in muppets.