Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd October 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has found a ploy to try get a free ride...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, Fleetwood and Hailey's Little Bit
of Pod Treat yourself to Macasae coffee with my Maca's rewards.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a Little Bit of.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Pod second time. Actually this is a curt Let me
paint a picture.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
About me.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Last Friday, Friday Gone, I had suggested that we go
check out the new outlet mall in Auckland, Manawa Bay.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
This is like it's a dream smart.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's kind of like vibe like outlet.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
It's outlet Champagne outlet.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I said that dipshit wo wow, I'm a little peeved.
Flitch here, I'm a little peeved now. I said, oh
my god, this Manaa Bay. I was I'm just reading
about it now. It looks amazing. And fl was like,
oh my god, we should go on Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
This was last Friday. And I was like, oh my god,
we absolutely should.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
He was like, oh my god, that'd be perfect.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
And then you could like drop me to the airport.
And I was like, the monster.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
What time's your flight? And your time time of your
flight was too early. That actually what it would have
been was I drive you to the airport and then
I go to Manawa Bay on my own.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, it was me veiling a ride to the airport.
Here's the twist, Kay, I want to go with you,
we won't have time.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So I said, no, I'm not just driving him out
to the airport. Then you get to the airport to
find that your flight has been delayed seven hours, so.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Wait before Yeah, okay, we all know what's coming because
the outlet is next door to the airport. Yeah. Can
I just say when an airline cancels a flight, quote
engineering issue. Yeah, I want to see the fucking paperwork.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Say, engineer, you want to see a report with a
picture of the flap that was fucked, the switch in
the conckport.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
That was broken.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Were accusing them all that I'm saying. I'm saying I'm
not accusing them of anything, but I'm accused of too
round because you're pointing two fingers.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
That quite a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
And people that len you know what, people that live
in the regions know this very well that sometimes flights
are canceled, Yeah, engineering issues or whatever, But a lot
of the time it's consolidating flights because not full enough.
They're not full enough totally. And I'm not saying that's
what happened at the weekend, but being bumped from midday.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, it was your mother's birthday and you were off
to a buffet.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'm just saying, I want to see, no, I want
to see the broken flap or something.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Shut up, because this is what happened. I wanted to
go to mana Obay with you. You said no because
you're getting on a flight, and then she was just
a disguise for a ride, and then your flight gets delayed.
So what do you do.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
You call up.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
A friend, a mutual friend, and when you hit the
fucking manal Obey with Dr Shawnee, not me, and you
have a great time. You seend videos of yourself with
niked shoes and hanging out and having a fun time
at Manta A Bay. I could have been there.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I could have been there having a fun time. That's
what I wanted to do with my morning. Yeah, you
could have made You would love it too.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Anyway, So cut too this week and I said to you,
I really you were telling me what great it is,
and I said that I wanted to go, and I
was like, I want to go, and then you were like,
I'd love to go back. We should go on Friday,
And I was like, we should go on Friday, and
you revealed your true colors once more than Actually, you

(03:34):
have another flight to catch on Friday at the same
iffing time that would not allow any time for you
to come to Manawa bae with me, and you just
wanted to ride again. Yeah, that was all I am
to him.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
You should drive the other way to manawebe coming from
the south and then he's got a walk.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Okay, fuck this guy.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
This guy over his stupid little face and his flight
got delayed six hours and he went to Manabe and
then went back to the airport and just said there
like I know.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
And then you and I were like, man, I'd be
honing the because we've got a lounge membership through work.
I'd be honing the drinks.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
But you had to drive it the other INDI that.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Anyway. You just to screw you. I'm not a taxi
driving you. We're not going on Friday. You just want
me to drop you to the airport.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Even think you go check it out by yourself. You
love it. No, I'm not going on fronta.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm gonna go on my own on a day of
my choosing, not via the airport. And you're I'm never
driving you to the airport.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Aa wow ye.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
You can ask your other friend, Vaughan Allen Smith.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Do you want to go to a long a fucking out? No, exactly,
your wife. This is open.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I imagined because you know what I saw to take her.
I saw a Juba out.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my god, she loves it. And I nearly missed her,
and I thought, no, I'm not encouraging.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
No doing, don't, don't, don't, don't don't anyway, God, who
knew you were such.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
A preck I did?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I think?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Did you? You shouldn't want me