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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Plee Haley's little bit of pod Treat yourself to mcafe
coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Got near miss yesterday. I'm going to say I don't
even think Vorn was aware of this, but I popped
over to Vaughan's house. You mentioned this, You borrowed the
borrowed the bastle.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Then we've been blessed with a few visits from the
Sprow household.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, yeah, we have.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
We're exchanging things. He's borrowing my battery and a gun,
a nail gun. I don't have a gun gun. You
also don't lend people guns for those. Yeah, I borrowed
the bistle. I got some eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Do you guys to do? You guys need to come
into the city and borrow anything of mine?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
What the fuck have you got?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I had the hammer.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
If you've got a couple of hours doing nothing, I
could definitely borrow that.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, I could borrow one of your unopened bottles of gin.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
There.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, I have no desire and I'm not borrowing your
lifestyle charity.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Can I borrow your mortgage and you can borrow mine?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Absolutely stages into a hair shot.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I'm not yours.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
When when you draw it out, you have to pay
that person's mortgage for a month.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Absolutely, this is a win win for me. No one's
got a lop lose lose loose for me.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And I'm sort of I'm sort of here and all there. Anyway,
I did. I popped over yesterday and we pulled up
in the driveway because Vaughn's gate was just open. Will
you can there?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
The other night you had someone again at night, someone
drove down. We were watching inside out too, and I
wasn't crying, and they it wasn't still going on a minute,
and they drove in and the minute the security light
came on, they just went backed out.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
What the hell are they doing?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I was like, I'm going to chase them the gate,
it's me. You can be manually shut, but during the
day we'll open it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You know what you should get is like some kind
of contraption like do you remember at holiday parks? So
spikes if you drive the wrong ways out of a
car park. Yea, yeah, why some of those and you
get the spikes down, you activate them and then you're
on your property.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You've met.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, I should just forget to at five.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
O'clock in the morning when you leave and spy his
targets spikes.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, exactly in the dark.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, I went up the driveway and we were privy
to Aaron and I were privy to a beautiful view
of Vaughan's as he was on all fours as presented
to us.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
And so we wound down the window because you were
working on a on a tank and we wound in
the window to have a little geese yeah. And then
we pulled up into the driveway and then Vaughan kind
of walked across the property to meet us where And
I didn't know who else was home. But then I saw,
you know, through because you've got double glazed windows and
you can and don't you.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh no, wonder that would have added.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
But you know how you can't really see. It's kind
of war how much you can see into the house. Well,
I could kind of see a shadow, and then I
worked out that it was your beautiful wife, and I thought,
ha ha ha. And one wasn't near yet. And I
also wasn't wearing pants. I didn't put in any pants.
I was just wearing my like chub rub shorts and
(03:27):
a big yeah, but I was like, I can't be
bothered wearing pants, so I'll just wear those. So I
as a joke, I lifted up my top and I
flashed sharda my boobies.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Right and bra or you know, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I didn't go full nap. Yeah, it was too warm.
They look better when the cold, and I flashed through
the whole boobs and that's when I saw, sort of
saw a second shape in the background, and I was like, please,
at least be Chard's father, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean exactly. We're not that wouldn't
really know each other, but that would have been fine.
(04:03):
But I saw it quickly turning around to make sure
that it wasn't actually Indie seeing my boobies, and it
was Vaughan's oldest daughter. But who's still definitely not old
enough to be seeing a grown thirty five year old woman's.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Too old to be seeing them. You know, when you're
a little kid and occasionally a little kid and you'll
see bourbies, yeah, and you won't think anything of it.
Too old for that, but too young old enough to
be just like seeing boobies. Yeah, well, it could have
been a lot of changing are the time of life.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Could have been a learning for her though, could have
been like this old happens. This is what aging.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yes, yeah, yeah, further down, further down there they are, Yeah,
that's what ag But she nearly capped anife forkad but
she was She had a back to the window, thank god.
But I shouldn't do that when I can't really see
who's in the house.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Almost the same height of shad now, yeah, I know,
and so like people like Shadow's own father will be
like shout and.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Then he's oh god, he thinks a mom oh.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, you're just like yeah, just way back.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'll forget about it.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So yeah, well, luckily I don't think any saw anything.
She was busy. She was very busy. She's making candles.
I had a little waft.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh yeah candle. Yeah, they're making what flavors? If we
got this season.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Bery and raspberry and vanilla.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
That sounds like like that smells like that sounds real
young like ice cream. That sounds like an ice cream?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Ye, I can we can get a free one? Hey Jesus,
who are you my father in law?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I've got three eggs. I'm not paying for candle.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Coming around my house.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Free ship one of the mortgage is only getting bigger.
I want at least a wholesale price.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh yeah, well core coin.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
We'll give you a friend and friend great.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Okay, yeah, well they did smell good.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I'm going to buy all of them at friends and
family discount and then.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
We'll sell them at a stall.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
And then Aaron was running all the wax because the
wax when you make a candle comes in. My god,
Aaron just gets what's this and he fat and it
does feel nice because it feels it's wax, but it's flakes.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
His fingers all through the things. And I was like, eron,
man pube arm pubes in there. Now the girls are
going to sell candles full of man arm here and
they're gonna think there's pubes in the candles.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
The good news as if a pube falls into the wax,
it fls at the top, you can pick it out
before it sets.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
For God's how does he know that we did?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
We came over and we caused a fucking ruckus at
the smith house. And I do