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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Please Hailey's little bit of Pod. Treat yourself to mcathay
coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome to a little Bit of Pod and today the
first of a series of a little bit of pods,
a special series of little bit of pods. Because it's
a long weekend Monday, there won't be a big pod
and we'll be back with the big pod and a
little bit of pot on Tuesday as normal and regular programs.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Pot Pod Pod, a little a little bit of long,
little bit of.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Weekend labor pod. Yes, that's catchyah, that that'll definitely.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't know if it was this. This all comes
about the special series because we.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Did a little bit of a little bit of a
little bit sorry too many little, too many sillies. Yeah,
silly little poll asking if you knew you kind of
if you knew your number and if you told your
partner the honest truth about how many.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
People you'd slept with.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, And people responded saying, yeah, of course I know
because of my notes. And I was like, well it
blew my mind. For the burly they keep it a
log of people that have slept worse.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, and their.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Phone and like the notes folder or notes taking app, yeah,
or some people even said that they had taken it
from the written form and put it into their phone,
and as well there are apps as well.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You can Yeah, you can log.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Because the thing is as well, like we live in
a we live in a modern world. A lot of us,
a lot of people are getting out there and sleeping
with a number of people and as they want to
do safety.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I mean, it certainly helps if you need to contact people, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Go well, things don't go well, A fine number does help.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Or I don't know, you end up with a baby,
then at least you've got a short list.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, you should categorize by month, week, put it
in a calendar, because then I was like, I've got this,
and I had it in various notebooks. I guess from
the time that I was sexually active until I meant
eron And.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That is what we're going to do.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
That makes it sounding you met Aaron and became immediately
sexually inactive.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, I just stopped needing to take log of people years, right,
you know, going through the revolving.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Door, and we are so we actually put a post
up asking for you to screenshot and sinden.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Ye your lesson, you don't have to.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
But if you've got one and you're willing to share,
do share it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But sometimes, as I've got mine, sometimes like I don't
have it all the details. Yeah, and you have to
put little reminders next to them, and so.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
We're going to share these less in the next few podcasts. Yeah,
but today.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
The fend that also blew my mind as the variety
of the way people take the notes. Sometimes it's a
out of five stars or out of tinge the ranking, yeh,
just some notes about why it wasn't great or why
they wouldn't again.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
As American, sometimes I could do a five star you know,
I could pull out a five star performance. Other times
I'm just like I just seed to get home. Maybe
it's a two star.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh, maybe it's two starts.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Fine.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I never ranked mind based on performance. Mine were more
sort of descriptive features and write like.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, this is what we're going to do in today's
podcast is go through Hailey's list.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, shall I say names? I suppose it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't think you should.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, maybe what's hard on mostly names?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
First name?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
You say first name?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, because I'll skip a few.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I mean, here's been he was my first, you know,
we've talked about being my first ever love and it
was really And then on some of them I put
reoccurring or just the one, or like there's one that
says Tommy twice, question mark maybe three times?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Where were you keeping this?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Less?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Because it was in a notebook before I had iPhones.
I always kept a notebook. I write down thoughts. It's
just ideas things like that. No ites diary. It's a
diary esque, not like today I went to the This
was always the man was the last, and I was
always added to it. The number it's getting up. Okay.
One of my favorite sections of my list. It goes
(03:41):
Kelly Kelly spelled differently, Kelly's flatmate. I'm still friends of
both Kelly's, so they won't mind that I say their name.
But it's Kelly with a K, Kelly with a C,
and then Kelly with a K's flatmate. He's in't there.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I can't remember his name, doesn't name.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, he doesn't have a name because he or my
memory of that was the amount of Hicky's I had
on my neck flatbate and I had to go and
get a taxi the next day, and I didn't know.
I didn't look at myself in the mirror. I got
a taxi back to my house and I got into
the bathroom, was like.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Jesus out with the makeup.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We've got a the first appearance of a female name
with a hyphen that says kind.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Of a christ kind of.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Like just a pash a drunk pion.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No no, no, peshes aren't on here, get a grab.
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, you just reminded me of one more.
I thought you were adding a note to that kind
of no, no, no no. I had James something Bracket
Scopa boy worked at a pizza place, scop A boy. Yeah,
I actually talk about him in mate.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
What's what's Scopa?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's a pizza it's a pizza place in Wellington, a
good pizza place. There's a guy's name I won't say that.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Does he still worked there? Like could we get a discount?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Was years ago?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Years ago?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Really?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah? But he's called James something bracket Scoper boy. And
then there's a man's name who I won't say, and it's.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
These looked like decent pizzas.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh it's fancy, it's fancy. He was so hot.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Someone from there.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, yeah, scope boy. It's owned by the brothers, you know,
the brothers that own everything on Wellington.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh right, yeah, great pizza mate.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Ayla's Ayler's boyfriend's friend. That's one. I wasn't going to boyfriend,
poor old Ala. No, no, no no, I've got Jesus
mate dot dot dot with blonde here. That's one two
thousand and nine. Mishmash bartender.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh my gosh, did you have to hang around for closing?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Probably Simon hyphen Cuba Street there was that's reoccurring.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Does he just live on qubis story is like a
homeless person.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, I don't, no, I remember him.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That was actually the blanket Man's name, Simon, honestly blanket
Man r a P.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
He's on the list. Cuba Street was because I was
walking home from a party. He was walking home from
somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We caught eyes.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh crazy. We caught eyes and then walked up to
the top of Keep Street together and I lived in Brooklyn,
which is at the top. Keep going.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
That's some fletch level ship, I know, just catching some
flitch levels. Swear on something that means swear on your
yiddie cup. That that's never happened.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
He won't do it. If I put a Bible out there,
he would lie through his teeth. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now there's one that says Mark slash Martin. Now that
is not a threesome. That is I can't remember. It
was Mark and Martin mar okay because mart Yeah, oo car,
there's Reagan.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
We shall not. Was it a monkey man in the car?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
No, just a really bad choice. Robbie, Oh my fucking god, Haley,
what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Good as in like let's rivers Robbie.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Bad as in terrible drummer boy. Matthew, Yeah, he was cute.
Then there's a bunch of just normal names.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, you know, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's not that I've forgotten everyone I've ever slept worth.
Then we go down. Then there's one that I've put
m Asterix, Asterix, Asterix, Asterix, Esterix, Asterix, Asterix, and I
know who that is, but I can't say.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wait, like someone there's well known.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, And there's another top secret one that I can't say.
And then there's Aaron.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The now Aaron Wow, which is always alphabetically the first
because A A, R, O N.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's not alphabetical.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
This is his last on this.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I think in general, I've done this in order because
I used to be logically, you know, when you first
have start having six, you'd be like, that's the fourth
person I've slept with, and then after a while you late.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It is still blowing my mind that people keep less,
girls keep less, girls keep less. I don't know if
we've got if we've had any guys sending lists.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Have you do you keep a list? No?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
No, God, no, no, I've never written it down.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
He'll probably tell you it wouldn't take long, probably about
as long as my general love making live.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, Over the next few podcasts, we're going to go
through some of the listener lists.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That have been sent in.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Shocking amount of women on my list I should have forgot,
go me
The z M podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Please Hailey's little bit of Pod. Treat yourself to mcathay
coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Welcome to a little Bit of Pod and today the
first of a series of a little bit of pods,
a special series of little bit of pods. Because it's
a long weekend Monday, there won't be a big pod
and we'll be back with the big pod and a
little bit of pot on Tuesday as normal and regular programs.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Pot Pod Pod, a little a little bit of long,
little bit of.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Weekend labor pod. Yes, that's catchyah, that that'll definitely.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't know if it was this. This all comes
about the special series because we.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Did a little bit of a little bit of a
little bit sorry too many little, too many sillies. Yeah,
silly little poll asking if you knew you kind of
if you knew your number and if you told your
partner the honest truth about how many.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
People you'd slept with.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, And people responded saying, yeah, of course I know
because of my notes. And I was like, well it
blew my mind. For the burly they keep it a
log of people that have slept worse.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, and their.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Phone and like the notes folder or notes taking app, yeah,
or some people even said that they had taken it
from the written form and put it into their phone,
and as well there are apps as well.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You can Yeah, you can log.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Because the thing is as well, like we live in
a we live in a modern world. A lot of us,
a lot of people are getting out there and sleeping
with a number of people and as they want to
do safety.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I mean, it certainly helps if you need to contact people, don't.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Go well, things don't go well, A fine number does help.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Or I don't know, you end up with a baby,
then at least you've got a short list.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, you should categorize by month, week, put it
in a calendar, because then I was like, I've got this,
and I had it in various notebooks. I guess from
the time that I was sexually active until I meant
eron And.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That is what we're going to do.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
That makes it sounding you met Aaron and became immediately
sexually inactive.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, I just stopped needing to take log of people years, right,
you know, going through the revolving.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Door, and we are so we actually put a post
up asking for you to screenshot and sinden.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Ye your lesson, you don't have to.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
But if you've got one and you're willing to share,
do share it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But sometimes, as I've got mine, sometimes like I don't
have it all the details. Yeah, and you have to
put little reminders next to them, and so.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
We're going to share these less in the next few podcasts. Yeah,
but today.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
The fend that also blew my mind as the variety
of the way people take the notes. Sometimes it's a
out of five stars or out of tinge the ranking, yeh,
just some notes about why it wasn't great or why
they wouldn't again.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
As American, sometimes I could do a five star you know,
I could pull out a five star performance. Other times
I'm just like I just seed to get home. Maybe
it's a two star.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh, maybe it's two starts.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Fine.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I never ranked mind based on performance. Mine were more
sort of descriptive features and write like.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Well, this is what we're going to do in today's
podcast is go through Hailey's list.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, shall I say names? I suppose it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't think you should.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, maybe what's hard on mostly names?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
First name?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
You say first name?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, because I'll skip a few.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I mean, here's been he was my first, you know,
we've talked about being my first ever love and it
was really And then on some of them I put
reoccurring or just the one, or like there's one that
says Tommy twice, question mark maybe three times?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Where were you keeping this?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Less?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Because it was in a notebook before I had iPhones.
I always kept a notebook. I write down thoughts. It's
just ideas things like that. No ites diary. It's a
diary esque, not like today I went to the This
was always the man was the last, and I was
always added to it. The number it's getting up. Okay.
One of my favorite sections of my list. It goes
(03:41):
Kelly Kelly spelled differently, Kelly's flatmate. I'm still friends of
both Kelly's, so they won't mind that I say their name.
But it's Kelly with a K, Kelly with a C,
and then Kelly with a K's flatmate. He's in't there.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I can't remember his name, doesn't name.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, he doesn't have a name because he or my
memory of that was the amount of Hicky's I had
on my neck flatbate and I had to go and
get a taxi the next day, and I didn't know.
I didn't look at myself in the mirror. I got
a taxi back to my house and I got into
the bathroom, was like.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Jesus out with the makeup.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We've got a the first appearance of a female name
with a hyphen that says kind.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Of a christ kind of.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Like just a pash a drunk pion.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No no, no, peshes aren't on here, get a grab.
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, you just reminded me of one more.
I thought you were adding a note to that kind
of no, no, no no. I had James something Bracket
Scopa boy worked at a pizza place, scop A boy. Yeah,
I actually talk about him in mate.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
What's what's Scopa?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's a pizza it's a pizza place in Wellington, a
good pizza place. There's a guy's name I won't say that.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Does he still worked there? Like could we get a discount?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Was years ago?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Years ago?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Really?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah? But he's called James something bracket Scoper boy. And
then there's a man's name who I won't say, and it's.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
These looked like decent pizzas.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh it's fancy, it's fancy. He was so hot.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Someone from there.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, yeah, scope boy. It's owned by the brothers, you know,
the brothers that own everything on Wellington.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh right, yeah, great pizza mate.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Ayla's Ayler's boyfriend's friend. That's one. I wasn't going to boyfriend,
poor old Ala. No, no, no no, I've got Jesus
mate dot dot dot with blonde here. That's one two
thousand and nine. Mishmash bartender.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh my gosh, did you have to hang around for closing?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Probably Simon hyphen Cuba Street there was that's reoccurring.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Does he just live on qubis story is like a
homeless person.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, I don't, no, I remember him.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That was actually the blanket Man's name, Simon, honestly blanket
Man r a P.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
He's on the list. Cuba Street was because I was
walking home from a party. He was walking home from
somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We caught eyes.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh crazy. We caught eyes and then walked up to
the top of Keep Street together and I lived in Brooklyn,
which is at the top. Keep going.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
That's some fletch level ship, I know, just catching some
flitch levels. Swear on something that means swear on your
yiddie cup. That that's never happened.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
He won't do it. If I put a Bible out there,
he would lie through his teeth. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Now there's one that says Mark slash Martin. Now that
is not a threesome. That is I can't remember. It
was Mark and Martin mar okay because mart Yeah, oo car,
there's Reagan.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
We shall not. Was it a monkey man in the car?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
No, just a really bad choice. Robbie, Oh my fucking god, Haley,
what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Good as in like let's rivers Robbie.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Bad as in terrible drummer boy. Matthew, Yeah, he was cute.
Then there's a bunch of just normal names.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, you know, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's not that I've forgotten everyone I've ever slept worth.
Then we go down. Then there's one that I've put
m Asterix, Asterix, Asterix, Asterix, Esterix, Asterix, Asterix, and I
know who that is, but I can't say.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wait, like someone there's well known.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, And there's another top secret one that I can't say.
And then there's Aaron.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The now Aaron Wow, which is always alphabetically the first
because A A, R, O N.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's not alphabetical.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
This is his last on this.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I think in general, I've done this in order because
I used to be logically, you know, when you first
have start having six, you'd be like, that's the fourth
person I've slept with, and then after a while you late.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
It is still blowing my mind that people keep less,
girls keep less, girls keep less. I don't know if
we've got if we've had any guys sending lists.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Have you do you keep a list? No?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
No, God, no, no, I've never written it down.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
He'll probably tell you it wouldn't take long, probably about
as long as my general love making live.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, Over the next few podcasts, we're going to go
through some of the listener lists.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That have been sent in.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Shocking amount of women on my list I should have forgot,
go me
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