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October 27, 2024 • 16 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The z M podcast Network, Fleas and Hayley's little bit
of Pod Treat yourself to mcassay coffee with my macas rewards.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little bit of pod over the long weekend.
We are dissecting your.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Lists of those you have slipt.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
With, because this is the thing girls keep bless. I
had no idea. I mean I knew the person had
a you know, the odd list. He's gone that little
black book back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, it's all notes,
and you know they're very thorough.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I mention of two days ago, I was unning out
my list and I was just running through the names
and it was like, no fletch Forney and they knew
about that week week?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Was it f last through?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Remember my Mark slash Martin was Mark or Martin.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Flesh worn? You're not sure which one?

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah even a passion. Yeah, we we as the screenshot.
Your last names have been redacted. People have redacted names.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Best one.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
There is one today where we're reading no names rediccted,
but very just first no identifying as long as it's
not identifiable.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Name like I don't know, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Okay, there's some European names in this list. Okay, this
one is just titled boys, which in the case some
of the existing of a list called girls.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, six on our Hands.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Boys, Matt Leon, Marty, Trent, Wixie, Danny Andrew e U.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
S A oz to Kyle I O S.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
What the updates system like? The latest? Yeah? The latest iPhone?
Have you updated to? Kyle iOS?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'm not on kyl background. He might have been on
I S.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
This person is has screen captain center, and I can
see they're on a Samsung or an Android phone. Okay,
so maybe he had iOS.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
But why would you put that there. It's kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Overseas center. Yeah, a niss Yeah, Italian.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Okay, so restarting the Night of the Last Kay Yigit
Alex Bogie b o g g I Stelios.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh, these are sounding quite hot.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
I think she might have visited Italy because then it
says vitally stasis Greek, which might be more of an
indication of the Haley she is. Just it's just everyone
slavers of the world fucking their way around the Mediterranean.
According to the Greek ion michaal my.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Goshepher, someone's done a Kenticky Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah, maybe Adam Josh Stretch, Shlo, Brady John Kebvans Suge
or Patrick.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, God, that sounds like she's come home now. Patrick.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
She lived Europe when she went from Shiloh to Brady
John Kevin So Patrick.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh that congratulations on that.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
By this list so fun, that's nice.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Wow, we've got some. I've got some brown right up
your rally. The next one is called Shags. Here we
go Shags want to make it comes It comes from
an iPhone and it was screen check captured at six
o four pm. Okay shags. One Brazilian with weird costume.
Two my Brazilian.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, okay, my Brazilian.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Three Brazilian from Latino party.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh my god, this sounds.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
You want to know the worst thing, well, number four,
worst shag ever, short white guy. Oh come back.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
You can't go to great Brazilians in a row and sleep.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
With a white, short, white king and spe this stuff
you're gonna get.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Sorry, worst shag ever.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, til they go back to Brazil.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Christ of the Redeemer up on that mountain and he's like,
just so that's very He's not asking for redemption. He's like,
it's judgic. I fucking told you hey, four was worship.
I gave a white guy five d.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
That's all.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
It's sex at we're about to get at the national again.
This is a gentleman fuck sex. Nigerian ah seven, Lebanese eight,
Argentinian thirty seven. Yep, she's nations Iraqi.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Ten.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
We're back to Brazil babies.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Brazilian number four eleven Afghanistani refugee.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I should you know that? Says, Look, look it's on
the list.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It's on the list. Yeah, what it's on the list.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Afghanis Afghani Afghani refugee.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
She sort of got a real melting pot, he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
She Number twelve guy from Chili.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
That was a prick.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
And then thirteen the final on the list, lucky thirteen Ethiopian.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'm just saying I was presenting this to the jury,
I'd say I see a pattern here. I see a pattern,
and I'm not mad about it.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Some of those are making me take a deep breath,
you know, so to speak.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm just saying, there's a lot of correlation between Correlation
is not causation. It's a statistician Where can I can
say that because I'm.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Qualified, you're not a qualified.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Qualified statistician. But I'm just saying, if you put it
up against the list of the big cocks.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Wish she had those listens.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
I'm just saying, there's a lot as a ven diagram
of people she's slept with countries, and she's considerable.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Overlap, quite an overlap.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Were shagging a short wig?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I really?

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
The short I kind of put her off by the
sounds of it.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, she went back to browntown.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
This list I have initials, yeah, name redacted initials, a
star rating, and a brief description. Contest number one three stars,
first love.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Would you You wouldn't know that that was three stars yet,
would you?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
She might come back and adjusted.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, I think you started at five and then laid
it down the track. She's it was actually three.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Well, next straight from a three five the emoji that
is a massive smile with a huge.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Tongue hanging out.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh yeah, okay, an enigma two egg.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Plants, So they don't only get five stars?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So is there other ratings with more egg plants? Okay?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
The only time you're going to see the egg plants
on the West found out biggest d Yeah, a bomb
beautiful deck two not just a massive one number three
three stars, b was three stars rebound lived ages away.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
If four stars second live emoji of like the cute hearts?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Nice? Are we do?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
We agree that three is all right?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Three is all right, Three is better than nothing, three
is better than two, but sometimes two you probably could
have just had a one.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, I know you could have saved time.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yeah, my legs for this, yeah exactly. Is next on
the list four stars Russian Hotty with a subaru w.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
R ex.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Amazing that Russian.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Hotty three stars.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Sorry no, I was gonna say this. We should get
people to screench at what people are saved in their
phone as guy w R e X how you save
them in your phone as well?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Our next is a three star initial d hot but
a renegade. Oh yeah, oh we like the bad boys
sometimes w one star w tall but very eck pre
and post.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah, and post that clarity.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
If we've earned anything from our previous list, it's go
back to Brazil.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Does she tip it? Tone Brazil?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
No Brazilians on the list, but we are going to
Ireland next. Okay, K is a three star Irish bossy
and quick. Oh okay, okay T three stars six e
a f but again too quick.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, take your time, boys down.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
We're going to Czecho, Slovakia for the next one.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
The Czech Republic. I'm not sure they were born. Yeahigh separation.
Four stars for k check but shady as.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Fuck force like good fuck but shady.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Now we're seeing a return here to the one star.
You'll remember one star last time was tall but eck
pre and post yep tall one star d a total
funk with one that one out of ten. I think
she's got a thing for tall boys, not always landing
for her because she's mentioned that these one stars get
her in with the tall.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
The tall boys. Maybe they get a bit of an
ego about it.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, you know, h.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Is next four stars Army beef cake salute emoji, dribblemouth.
Oh yeah right good h Is next, Yeah that was
Army p is next four stars taught me some ship.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh wow, okay, nice little son something yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
H two stars tall yep but fast and had durry breath.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Breath.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Also the tall boys and the fast Vinn diagram.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
They're really crossing over.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Next one star. Guess what what that tall?

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Oh yeah is a one star Tall but a narc
red flag red flag, n A r C and capitals
like narcotics has narcotics rather than anarcotics unit.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Or maybe called or maybe called like the Dobbin police line. Yeah,
maybe when she left something on the side table. The
penultimate person on this list is s Yeah, four stars
excellent has some issues. That's all right, we will who doesn't.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Last person on the last a four stars my forever love, heart,
eyes engagement?

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Do you that? Do you the fiance seen that list? Four?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
There is four, not five. The five was the enigma.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Five is going to be the maguinary five is not
the manual?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, but there is.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I want to know I'm five?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Do you hear it?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Sometimes you just I don't think I'm five. Sometimes you've
got talk. I have to talk, guy, you just got
to settle down for a four years.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Absolutely, Especially the last list. Were you telling me that
you calve if you could jumping up the half of
Brazil and Ethiopia, that you're going to be five?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
No dulling madness? All right.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
The next one and the last one for today stringe
shot from an android. I don't know why this has
become a thing. I think it's because of after iOS. Yeah,
we have to address what kind of this was screen
captured at eighteen minutes past six with eighty five percent
battery life.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, you're not at court, you're not giving.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Twenty past sex. You've got eighty five percent battery you're doing.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I think you've had an afternoon charge. You've been plugging
in at work.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
In two thousand and nine JF Kiwi, Yeah, no rankings here,
we just got a last twenty ten JN also a
Kiwi yep twenty eleven MH Kiwi. Now I'm thinking that
there might have been a relationship ship because there was
a four year break twenty fifteen RL Kiwi and e
H Kiwi.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Now I think we're off on oe because in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Again Brazil, Brazil, Brazi Brazil.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Fortunately not a freak cut. Unfortunately fir cut her Irish.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Do you have that list play the way of though?
Oh yeah, but yes, carry on.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Ah, it's just a question mark. We don't know ours
last initial or country the whole okay, BP Kiwi r
V Brett twenty nineteen. It moves on to MM Kiwi,
r C Kiwi, sm Irish.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I don't like the initials like you.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Got Irish people than may I'm a bit jealous, you know,
I like my irishman.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, I know you do.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Now there's a break from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty
two where we come in hot okay, great j T
Kwe twenty six. Yeah, is this an age do you
think maybe tf Kiwi nineteen. Now this person has been
keeping this list since two thousand and nine, so we've
got to We've got a young nie, so you know

(11:55):
they might be sleeping with someone a little bit younger
than Yeah, flitch your comment, Hey, you'll comment.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
How do you com I always go older?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
You go older?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, Fletcher are Yeah, because you're with that sixty five
year old at the moment and you love it. It's
the best sing I like, he'd be blowing my mind.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Next after the nineteen year old Kiwi, if p bootleg
Gozzi twenty eight, if he bootleg.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
A bootleg Goussie bootleg, maybe BOOTLEGU jeans.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Maybe had a boot League geno Oh yeah, maybe.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Could be lb Ki twenty six, lb K twenty j
H who was a Brett twenty twenty three seeds the return.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
To news to the New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Six people speak Partner and that's the one that I
because that's got a Kiwi and Irish and Ossie, a
Kiwi and a Scott.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
No Scott.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
So finally on the bad not enough Brazilian.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
And I'm afraid so there isn't because in twenty twenty
four I went B C K WE thirty c s
Q twenty seven, s m K twenty three, L s
Ozsie twenty three.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I didn't like the initials of that list. If I'm
going to give a review, I like a nickname.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yes, it is a description.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That do a description because.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, beach guy.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Now just to just as a back in reference for
penis size around the world, here's your top ten.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
This is the lest you read out one.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
This is a freshened one from twenty twenty four because
it used to be Ecuador.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
They have dropped. So here's your two.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
But that banana disease.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, climate change is getting colder, okay. Cameroon, Colombia, Lebanon.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
This is working down to up yep.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Cameroon, Colombia, Lebanon, Venezuela, Nigeria, Ghana, Republic of the Congo, Ecuador,
Dr Congo and Sudan is number one.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Right.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Do you want the shortest.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Nah it's not.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Here.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
We'll be back tomorrow with more of these.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
We're examining people's lists, the apparently, people keeping lists of
who they have people I forgot We.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Went on live radio.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, because people might just be tuning in.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
No.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, they chose to be here. They chose to be
you know how you know it's a podcast.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Fuck oh say that
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