November 7, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network Plee Haley's little bit of
Pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little Bit upon and just a reminder,
you have until Monday, the fourth of December to get
your shout out to set for our Christmas cocktail special
one sit him online dot com slash Cocktail Special for
the link.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Now, recently I had a ball scan. This isn't the
main reason, but I will touch on the ball scan
because then I believe you know, I've got messages from
guys been like I've been suffering kind of like from
saw testicles, and I'm going through the process of getting
them checked out and stuff. And it's nice hearing you
talk about them because I can't talk to my mates
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Still there's still a bit of a sigma, A stigma
A sigma. Say, yeah, that's a sigma. There's still around
the kids. Do I know? I forgot I dropped the
tea from stigma. There's a bit of a sigma three thousands. Wonderful,
can't I would have thought it was gone, but no,
apparently still around. Like you can joke about your mate's
(01:05):
balls and his deck and be like you have small
deck time about decks.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I know you do deck there we talk about do
you talk about decks.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Twenty four sever But when it's a serious matter, a
health issue, maybe not as much. They got you mass.
I had sautisticals I still have. But I've done all
the blood tests I've had. I even had an ultrasound. Yeah,
it's quite nice. Now now is everybody now the trim?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We need to talk about the pups.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh yeah, that's right. Because this was a question. I
brought this up to the doctors. I was with, now,
you don't want a six ready dick going. We all
agreed when you're about eating the city, you do want
a sex ready dick. That's right. I think my deck
was slightly on the sex ready side of things. Okay,
good trim, but we agreed. Didn't we a three on
the penis and a shaved ball because the balls were
getting ultrasounded. So I was like, trimming balls is hard
(01:58):
because it's so shrinkly skin. You got to pull and
it's almost a person job. Yeah, people shave with the blade.
I'm not just a t No. That's what I always
did the balls because I can't get the trimmer doesn't
work well on the balls. It's too much. It's like
trying to shave a razor. You've got to get a
bit of trimmer. I do tell you the tremmor Is
it a specific ball trimmer? Is it does? It's kind
(02:18):
of like, could you dip the balls in the pietry? Okay? No, don't? Okay, Okay, Well,
I don't know what. I shaved the balls and clippard
at the top. I did a three. The three wasn't
like short enough. I still felt it's still cubic because
of the shaved balls. The contrast was a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, wade to it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I did a crisp fade. No, I did a two
shaved balls, nailed nailed it. Good stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The sonographer give you a compliment?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, okay, did say anything about it? Despite my my
anxieties about the entire thing. He did not compliment, nor
ignor have shamed my deck. Should it have been in
full pub condition? Question?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Do you get a guy or a girl? You're getting genitals? Sonograph?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Completely. I was just like, give me the next possible appointment.
I don't care who it's worth. This is where I live,
this is where I work. Can be any clinic in between. Yeah,
so that's why they see one by work. But then
when we're we're taking frid off because of the hea fee. Yeah,
so I stayed at your place. Yeah, I got an
older gentleman. Okay, so he's si. He said to me,
I've seen a lot of these, as he was just balls.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And oh yeah, I love it when a gynocologist is there.
I've seen a lot of these and I'm not actually
looking at your volver. No, I'm so uninterested in any
of them. They are worried about that you've got it
grown here. And she's like, he measured.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
My balls because when they go the older sounders, when
they do the baby, they measure the babies like length,
and they're like, you're this far along and all the
babies and this five centimeters by two point two? Is
this the testy inside the sad? Yeah, yeah, this is
an individual and of the same size. You got matching
balls balls. My brother pretty stoked on that, and it
(04:09):
even came up at one stage the displacement meaning if
I was to dip that ball into a full glass
of water, how much water would spill over the side?
Got volume volume of the Okay, so then he did.
He did both the balls, He did the tubes. He
checked fornas, which apparently you can get these like hornias
quite close to the penis from the bigger abdominal war herne.
(04:32):
It's got a name and something else, hernia. He said,
I didn't have that. Checked the cords. He's like, the
cord's good, checked the blood flow, clipped it to this
other thing, and he's like, the blood's going through there.
He's like that sweet as you got good blood fly?
Does that mean good rich lumps? But you've got good
blood flow down there. Well, I guess I don't know,
isn't it Yeah, neighbor to it all. But he's like
(04:52):
Fletch has just squirted all over me at the talk
of it everywhere, and so yeah, the balls are good.
The mystery continues.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Did he did?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
He did? He run the length of the shaft that
might you wanted to know. Nah, okay, didn't go that
didn't touch the shaft or side, so what's what's happening.
Then tuck the shaft up, then put a towel. He
told me to do that. I put the towel only
that and then another towel and he pulled that tailer
only down to expose the balls. Okay, I've got a
feeling that's related to my lower back pain and it's
(05:24):
it projects the pain to somewhere else. There's a whole
bunch of nerve endings at the bottom of the back
and I had a saw back for years, and I
think I've done something and it's just shot it down
to the ball. Something's pinching, and yeah, because it's kind
of all like when you stretch, you can kind of
feel a bit of it. So anyway, fucking doctor now
is he?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But anyway, get your back sort of looked at eliminated. Yeah,
I am, okay, I'm going to go get that fiddled
worth through the process because you kind of go through
life a saw ball.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I couldn't know. It's horrible. I do my best to
get rid of the night before the ball scan because
they said the nearest appointment is the one right by
your work at eight third on Friday, and I was like,
I'm not with and traffic getting in from my place.
I checked it on Thursday before. It was an hour
and a half journey. Yeah, I'm not sitting in the
tray for an hour and a half. That's fucking bananas nuts.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
People do that every day.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's while I was coming in to get scanned. You
bet the nuts. So I seem to fletch. Can I
stay at your place because you were away you were
off to do the trail. Yep, Big hearted James was
house sitting. Yeah, but you said absolutely, there's a spear bed.
So I mean, big heart of James. Had a sleep
of fun just the two of you. Yeah, we just
hung on your count.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was so funny because I had reception. That was
the night before the hike, and Vonn was just enthralled
by city life.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
What are you just Oh my god, there's so much happening.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's it was wild. It was light the entire time
outside because of street lights and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I keep waking up and I'd be like, oh, suns
come up and electronic billboard outside, yeah, and lights up
your whole neighborhood. And the noise constant noise, yeah, constant,
And it's set all seven. Then in the morning when
I woke up, I think I got at a bit
of like six cit. I made myself a coffee, I said,
at the window, and I just watched people go about
the morning. Yeah, it's good. Fun. What are all these
people going? At six thirty in the morning. I saw
(07:09):
one guy I think I sent you guys a video.
He jumped out of an uber and then walked right
in front of the uber and then crossed the road
with a beer in his hand. I was like, he's
been out all right? All not just came on baskett. Yeah,
it's a city. Is he coming home? Is he going
straight to work? Wild? It's wild? How's he going to
pull together? Is Friday? It's different, It's going to be
a right off. I was just amazed.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Sleepover with Picada.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Jane found saw balls, worn saw balls, a couple of
drinks from the drinks trolley, ordered to go to.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I always like to open an expensive looking gin when
I'm at Flitcher.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So I know we went for We did sipping tequilas,
oh love, shots of cocktails. We were class and we
see you well sept But yeah, thank you for the accommodation.
I need to wash the sheets or can I just
I came probably more likely to use that bead next. Well,
(08:02):
that's fine. I have a wink as well.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Everybody for my linen.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
James has very questioned me a lot about what time
I was going to arrive. Yeah, maybe he had plans
in the other round. And I was like, you do
what you need to do, and yeah yeah. But then
he said he just needed me to help a nervous
car because it had too many drinks after work. Oh right, okay,
so I drove there. He was impressed I could drive
a manual. I'm like all the people you know, you're
(08:29):
impressed I can drive a manual. Yeah. Anyway, it was fun.
City is crazy, it's busy. The balls still the boil.
The balls not as bad, but the balls are still there.
The z M Podcast Network Plee Haley's little bit of
Pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a little Bit upon and just a reminder,
you have until Monday, the fourth of December to get
your shout out to set for our Christmas cocktail special
one sit him online dot com slash Cocktail Special for
the link.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Now, recently I had a ball scan. This isn't the
main reason, but I will touch on the ball scan
because then I believe you know, I've got messages from
guys been like I've been suffering kind of like from
saw testicles, and I'm going through the process of getting
them checked out and stuff. And it's nice hearing you
talk about them because I can't talk to my mates
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Still there's still a bit of a sigma, A stigma
A sigma. Say, yeah, that's a sigma. There's still around
the kids. Do I know? I forgot I dropped the
tea from stigma. There's a bit of a sigma three thousands. Wonderful,
can't I would have thought it was gone, but no,
apparently still around. Like you can joke about your mate's
(01:05):
balls and his deck and be like you have small
deck time about decks.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I know you do deck there we talk about do
you talk about decks.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Twenty four sever But when it's a serious matter, a
health issue, maybe not as much. They got you mass.
I had sautisticals I still have. But I've done all
the blood tests I've had. I even had an ultrasound. Yeah,
it's quite nice. Now now is everybody now the trim?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We need to talk about the pups.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Oh yeah, that's right. Because this was a question. I
brought this up to the doctors. I was with, now,
you don't want a six ready dick going. We all
agreed when you're about eating the city, you do want
a sex ready dick. That's right. I think my deck
was slightly on the sex ready side of things. Okay,
good trim, but we agreed. Didn't we a three on
the penis and a shaved ball because the balls were
getting ultrasounded. So I was like, trimming balls is hard
(01:58):
because it's so shrinkly skin. You got to pull and
it's almost a person job. Yeah, people shave with the blade.
I'm not just a t No. That's what I always
did the balls because I can't get the trimmer doesn't
work well on the balls. It's too much. It's like
trying to shave a razor. You've got to get a
bit of trimmer. I do tell you the tremmor Is
it a specific ball trimmer? Is it does? It's kind
(02:18):
of like, could you dip the balls in the pietry? Okay? No, don't? Okay, Okay, Well,
I don't know what. I shaved the balls and clippard
at the top. I did a three. The three wasn't
like short enough. I still felt it's still cubic because
of the shaved balls. The contrast was a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah, wade to it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I did a crisp fade. No, I did a two
shaved balls, nailed nailed it. Good stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The sonographer give you a compliment?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, okay, did say anything about it? Despite my my
anxieties about the entire thing. He did not compliment, nor
ignor have shamed my deck. Should it have been in
full pub condition? Question?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Do you get a guy or a girl? You're getting genitals? Sonograph?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Completely. I was just like, give me the next possible appointment.
I don't care who it's worth. This is where I live,
this is where I work. Can be any clinic in between. Yeah,
so that's why they see one by work. But then
when we're we're taking frid off because of the hea fee. Yeah,
so I stayed at your place. Yeah, I got an
older gentleman. Okay, so he's si. He said to me,
I've seen a lot of these, as he was just balls.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
And oh yeah, I love it when a gynocologist is there.
I've seen a lot of these and I'm not actually
looking at your volver. No, I'm so uninterested in any
of them. They are worried about that you've got it
grown here. And she's like, he measured.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
My balls because when they go the older sounders, when
they do the baby, they measure the babies like length,
and they're like, you're this far along and all the
babies and this five centimeters by two point two? Is
this the testy inside the sad? Yeah, yeah, this is
an individual and of the same size. You got matching
balls balls. My brother pretty stoked on that, and it
(04:09):
even came up at one stage the displacement meaning if
I was to dip that ball into a full glass
of water, how much water would spill over the side?
Got volume volume of the Okay, so then he did.
He did both the balls, He did the tubes. He
checked fornas, which apparently you can get these like hornias
quite close to the penis from the bigger abdominal war herne.
(04:32):
It's got a name and something else, hernia. He said,
I didn't have that. Checked the cords. He's like, the
cord's good, checked the blood flow, clipped it to this
other thing, and he's like, the blood's going through there.
He's like that sweet as you got good blood fly?
Does that mean good rich lumps? But you've got good
blood flow down there. Well, I guess I don't know,
isn't it Yeah, neighbor to it all. But he's like
(04:52):
Fletch has just squirted all over me at the talk
of it everywhere, and so yeah, the balls are good.
The mystery continues.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Did he did?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
He did? He run the length of the shaft that
might you wanted to know. Nah, okay, didn't go that
didn't touch the shaft or side, so what's what's happening.
Then tuck the shaft up, then put a towel. He
told me to do that. I put the towel only
that and then another towel and he pulled that tailer
only down to expose the balls. Okay, I've got a
feeling that's related to my lower back pain and it's
(05:24):
it projects the pain to somewhere else. There's a whole
bunch of nerve endings at the bottom of the back
and I had a saw back for years, and I
think I've done something and it's just shot it down
to the ball. Something's pinching, and yeah, because it's kind
of all like when you stretch, you can kind of
feel a bit of it. So anyway, fucking doctor now
is he?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
But anyway, get your back sort of looked at eliminated. Yeah,
I am, okay, I'm going to go get that fiddled
worth through the process because you kind of go through
life a saw ball.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I couldn't know. It's horrible. I do my best to
get rid of the night before the ball scan because
they said the nearest appointment is the one right by
your work at eight third on Friday, and I was like,
I'm not with and traffic getting in from my place.
I checked it on Thursday before. It was an hour
and a half journey. Yeah, I'm not sitting in the
tray for an hour and a half. That's fucking bananas nuts.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
People do that every day.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That's while I was coming in to get scanned. You
bet the nuts. So I seem to fletch. Can I
stay at your place because you were away you were
off to do the trail. Yep, Big hearted James was
house sitting. Yeah, but you said absolutely, there's a spear bed.
So I mean, big heart of James. Had a sleep
of fun just the two of you. Yeah, we just
hung on your count.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was so funny because I had reception. That was
the night before the hike, and Vonn was just enthralled
by city life.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
What are you just Oh my god, there's so much happening.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's it was wild. It was light the entire time
outside because of street lights and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I keep waking up and I'd be like, oh, suns
come up and electronic billboard outside, yeah, and lights up
your whole neighborhood. And the noise constant noise, yeah, constant,
And it's set all seven. Then in the morning when
I woke up, I think I got at a bit
of like six cit. I made myself a coffee, I said,
at the window, and I just watched people go about
the morning. Yeah, it's good. Fun. What are all these
people going? At six thirty in the morning. I saw
(07:09):
one guy I think I sent you guys a video.
He jumped out of an uber and then walked right
in front of the uber and then crossed the road
with a beer in his hand. I was like, he's
been out all right? All not just came on baskett. Yeah,
it's a city. Is he coming home? Is he going
straight to work? Wild? It's wild? How's he going to
pull together? Is Friday? It's different, It's going to be
a right off. I was just amazed.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Sleepover with Picada.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Jane found saw balls, worn saw balls, a couple of
drinks from the drinks trolley, ordered to go to.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I always like to open an expensive looking gin when
I'm at Flitcher.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
So I know we went for We did sipping tequilas,
oh love, shots of cocktails. We were class and we
see you well sept But yeah, thank you for the accommodation.
I need to wash the sheets or can I just
I came probably more likely to use that bead next. Well,
(08:02):
that's fine. I have a wink as well.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Everybody for my linen.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
James has very questioned me a lot about what time
I was going to arrive. Yeah, maybe he had plans
in the other round. And I was like, you do
what you need to do, and yeah yeah. But then
he said he just needed me to help a nervous
car because it had too many drinks after work. Oh right, okay,
so I drove there. He was impressed I could drive
a manual. I'm like all the people you know, you're
(08:29):
impressed I can drive a manual. Yeah. Anyway, it was fun.
City is crazy, it's busy. The balls still the boil.
The balls not as bad, but the balls are still there.
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