November 12, 2024 • 6 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's on the bread diet. (Sorry Fletch, I left it in - Producer Carwen xoxo)
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network. Please Haley's little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You have to bring it in dip ship.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I don't know a little bit about it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You say, I thought you were talking about leave this
and actually.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I've got to start. Don't we go to start?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Start?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, don't toe was always welcome to live radio. When
you're like and you look at me and I'm like,
it's nothing to do with me. Yeah, okay, welcome to
a little.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Bit of pot.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Leave it absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Yeah, welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So I have my annual anal investigation on Thursday.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
The A I insurance and assurance company, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's a M.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm pretty sure there's an AI.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
It's not AI AI in my life.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Insurance I A M I A A insurance is a
A I? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
But what about yeah see A No, it's not insurance.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's a insurance. It's sometimes a A I A. But
you never call a a insurance a I.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, you never do. Who are you insured? I?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I know you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That's what I call them A Anyway, this has nothing
to do with the insurance. Other than fact that insurance
will be covering this. Okay, thank god, because it's like
three and a half thousand dollars, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I was, it's not arichtolologist.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'd be more.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Sure. I'd be more than I need to take a
look for free.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, I think that's you think that's just crossing a
little line.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I found it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Again and he's like, it's going to be free, and
you're like, but they said it was love. It's free.
It is free in my love.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, I've got my annual colonoscopy that I have to
get because I've got serrated polypsystem drome, which means I
grow things quickly. But anyway, the thing I look forward
to about two of these at three things, I'm going
to say, I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Looking forward to one of the most perfle.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
On the day.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
When you get the procedure, you get to take delicious propofile,
you talk a bunch of crazy shit, you have the
best sleep of your life.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Michael Jackson had one thing right, sleeping on proprofile.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He microdos proprofile and had the most delicious sleeps until
he died.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Because some would say he took too.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Much, took it too far. So I get a nice
propofile sleep on the day. The second thing is I've
had a really upset stomach for a few days, and
I'm looking forward to a flush. It's almost a Pellett
cleanse of sorts, just to empty it all out and
start a fresh digression, if I may.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
At this point two points in, you drink a lot
of soda water, don't you know, like fizzy water, like
so water, soda water.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, but not fizzy waters. Respects water.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I said, soda water. Still you drink He's a sodia fat,
fatirless cuck. I didn't say that tonight. Did you drink
so you bubble water and then you drink water?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Does it make you like a little while later you.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Might like have a big poop?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, okay, I just drank. I've noticed in the last
couple of weeks I've been in the mood for it.
So I'll drink like one point five liters of water,
but it's bubbly, and then I'm like, holy shit, dinner, boom,
one huge poot and then usually my poo time.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, well I don't drink that much.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't, but I just on the clean out.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
On the clean out, and for those that don't know
the colons could be the prep involved you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have done in the second part of the Preppers. You
take all these awful lexatives and then you spend basically
twelve hours shutting out not need poops, but like like
empty in your whole colon so that it's clear enough
to get the camera in there and see what's up.
But the first part of the prep is the part
that I've started today, which is the low fiber diet.
(04:12):
And it is like some people hate it, but the
things you're allowed on it. You're allowed like boiled chicken
or steamed fish, which I don't fuck around with because
who can be bothered? But you're allowed white bread, like
plain white bread, a little bit of butter and honey
and so all I'm going to eat today the whole name.
And I bought a big no no, no no, it
(04:33):
has to be like plain, non fermented, just straight white bread.
I just bought a big super soft I got a
super soft bread.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Is that a Plowman's Because you're a big plowman's money,
ain't you?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I don't know if I still am. But also I
can't have plowman's it's got too much goodness in it,
like the beautiful cannabury seeds and rye that they harvest.
So because the seeds sticking your sticking your tracks, they
plant in your thing, you brow wheat and no bubble gum.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You can't swallow gum.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No spicy fruit, no kiwi fruit because of the Oh
my god, I would hate this. So today I get
to eat jelly, sweet jelly. Tomorrow I get to eat
some jellies. Well because tomorrow I eat no food, but
I can have jelly and water. But today I just
I get to eat honey toast.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Top three Top three jelly flavors lime, raspberry, boisonberry or
the black curran.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, okay, we will.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Agree on there.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But then I mentioned it before. I said, oh, I'm
so hungry because I haven't eaten this morning. And then
I was like, I get to go home and have
some honey toast.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
What about chocolate?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No chocolate, Diary, you can't get that much diary. You
can have a little bit of butter, but.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Why it goes straight through you, doesn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Anyway, I'm actually looking forward to it. Honey toast or
how good.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
My brand had lived on that honey morning. Honey toast. Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Honey toast.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And I bought a bit I might have some rice later,
and I was like, sure, put honey on rice. Yeah,
so honey and rice.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
You do a rice pudding, honey rice pudding. Yeah, But
then there's dairy and that isn't there jelly rice.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Anyway, it's a good day. It's the good bit before
my anus burns.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Thanks for that mental picture.
The ZiT M podcast network. Please Haley's little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macas rewards.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You have to bring it in dip ship.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I don't know a little bit about it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You say, I thought you were talking about leave this
and actually.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I've got to start. Don't we go to start?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Start?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No, don't toe was always welcome to live radio. When
you're like and you look at me and I'm like,
it's nothing to do with me. Yeah, okay, welcome to
a little.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Bit of pot.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Leave it absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Yeah, welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So I have my annual anal investigation on Thursday.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
The A I insurance and assurance company, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's a M.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm pretty sure there's an AI.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
It's not AI AI in my life.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Insurance I A M I A A insurance is a
A I? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
But what about yeah see A No, it's not insurance.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's a insurance. It's sometimes a A I A. But
you never call a a insurance a I.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, you never do. Who are you insured? I?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I know you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
That's what I call them A Anyway, this has nothing
to do with the insurance. Other than fact that insurance
will be covering this. Okay, thank god, because it's like
three and a half thousand dollars, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I was, it's not arichtolologist.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'd be more.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Sure. I'd be more than I need to take a
look for free.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, I think that's you think that's just crossing a
little line.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I found it.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Again and he's like, it's going to be free, and
you're like, but they said it was love. It's free.
It is free in my love.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, I've got my annual colonoscopy that I have to
get because I've got serrated polypsystem drome, which means I
grow things quickly. But anyway, the thing I look forward
to about two of these at three things, I'm going
to say, I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Looking forward to one of the most perfle.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
On the day.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
When you get the procedure, you get to take delicious propofile,
you talk a bunch of crazy shit, you have the
best sleep of your life.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Michael Jackson had one thing right, sleeping on proprofile.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He microdos proprofile and had the most delicious sleeps until
he died.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Because some would say he took too.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Much, took it too far. So I get a nice
propofile sleep on the day. The second thing is I've
had a really upset stomach for a few days, and
I'm looking forward to a flush. It's almost a Pellett
cleanse of sorts, just to empty it all out and
start a fresh digression, if I may.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
At this point two points in, you drink a lot
of soda water, don't you know, like fizzy water, like
so water, soda water.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, but not fizzy waters. Respects water.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I said, soda water. Still you drink He's a sodia fat,
fatirless cuck. I didn't say that tonight. Did you drink
so you bubble water and then you drink water?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Does it make you like a little while later you.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Might like have a big poop?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, okay, I just drank. I've noticed in the last
couple of weeks I've been in the mood for it.
So I'll drink like one point five liters of water,
but it's bubbly, and then I'm like, holy shit, dinner, boom,
one huge poot and then usually my poo time.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, well I don't drink that much.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't, but I just on the clean out.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
On the clean out, and for those that don't know
the colons could be the prep involved you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Have done in the second part of the Preppers. You
take all these awful lexatives and then you spend basically
twelve hours shutting out not need poops, but like like
empty in your whole colon so that it's clear enough
to get the camera in there and see what's up.
But the first part of the prep is the part
that I've started today, which is the low fiber diet.
(04:12):
And it is like some people hate it, but the
things you're allowed on it. You're allowed like boiled chicken
or steamed fish, which I don't fuck around with because
who can be bothered? But you're allowed white bread, like
plain white bread, a little bit of butter and honey
and so all I'm going to eat today the whole name.
And I bought a big no no, no no, it
(04:33):
has to be like plain, non fermented, just straight white bread.
I just bought a big super soft I got a
super soft bread.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Is that a Plowman's Because you're a big plowman's money,
ain't you?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I don't know if I still am. But also I
can't have plowman's it's got too much goodness in it,
like the beautiful cannabury seeds and rye that they harvest.
So because the seeds sticking your sticking your tracks, they
plant in your thing, you brow wheat and no bubble gum.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You can't swallow gum.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No spicy fruit, no kiwi fruit because of the Oh
my god, I would hate this. So today I get
to eat jelly, sweet jelly. Tomorrow I get to eat
some jellies. Well because tomorrow I eat no food, but
I can have jelly and water. But today I just
I get to eat honey toast.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Top three Top three jelly flavors lime, raspberry, boisonberry or
the black curran.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, okay, we will.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Agree on there.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But then I mentioned it before. I said, oh, I'm
so hungry because I haven't eaten this morning. And then
I was like, I get to go home and have
some honey toast.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
What about chocolate?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No chocolate, Diary, you can't get that much diary. You
can have a little bit of butter, but.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Why it goes straight through you, doesn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Anyway, I'm actually looking forward to it. Honey toast or
how good.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
My brand had lived on that honey morning. Honey toast. Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Honey toast.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And I bought a bit I might have some rice later,
and I was like, sure, put honey on rice. Yeah,
so honey and rice.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
You do a rice pudding, honey rice pudding. Yeah, But
then there's dairy and that isn't there jelly rice.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Anyway, it's a good day. It's the good bit before
my anus burns.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Thanks for that mental picture.
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