Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -28th August, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; does Producer Carwen have your new go-to first date question?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Welcome to a little bit of pod, belinging.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Me I've become a role but sorry, I believe produce
a car when has a question for us?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
So there was like a bit of a TikTok going
around of like what's a fun original question that I
can ask on a date that will kind of give
you like a fun, weird response, not just like what
do you.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Do for a job? Like how many people have you murdered?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
So I got a missage last night from a friend
who went on a first date and I asked him.
I was like, have the first date go and he
goes great, but red fleck. She asked a would you rather?
And I was like, love it, would you rather?

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Wait because we're about to find out it's like would
you rather like be Hitler or something?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Wow, it's going to be what was it? Would you
rather be an Auschwitz?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Or a nine?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Who? That is a red flag? That is a red flax?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Okay? But okay almost.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Because you're jumping on like this person has a dark
sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
On day one, I was like, how was she?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh my gosh, she was gorgeous, she was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
She was fucking insane.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I mean, it's a good litmus test.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's not pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
No, I mean my good to know, like, well, the
dates definitely done.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
He said Auschwitz because he reckons he could take out
a Nazi and such a white man.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's the whitest man thing ever.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
With all that energy you've got from all the food and.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
All those Alsatians that they said on your the fact
that the fucking machine guns mounted.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
To towers, I cannot even believe he started some scenarios,
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Anyway, anyway, I would have just said, I'm not answering
that question, and actually I'm going to get the bill
and i'll see I'll wish you a good night.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, okay, well mine's not that nowhere near as bad
as that.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, but I did find it fun.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Describe yourself as a grocery ale.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh okay, what about what's your favorite grocery aisle.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
It's a chocolate, right.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, But do you go for your favorite or do
you go for something that like presents your hobbies or
your personality or.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I would go deary because it's lovely and lovely and
we has an expiry date. Yuck fucking yuh, she's got
an expiry U big kurdle usic quick or.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
She'll go off.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
I like that aisle that's got like the refrigerated dog
food at one end and the food, and then halfway
down there might be toilet paper and in the other
end there's like seeds and batteries. Yeah, it's just the Okay,
it's quite like that because it's different in every supermarket.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Because yeah, my supermarket made the chocolate lollies aisle. They
put the other side of it as the hey peg
or the weird stuff. Yeah, like party stuff like batteres.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Steamers, rand a rice cooker.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Random stuff and I kind of make it.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, mine hasn't had vasselaine lately. My supermarket. You know
why though, because if no wiz firsting, Oh the West
were the first beast. Yeah, I see.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I saw someone the other day put a giant tub
of vests and do their lips. I was like, we're
not doing vasselaining on the lips.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Orgie or something.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
You just go for someone just rocking out a giant
tub of vasselin in the street.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You know, it was in the streets someone rocked out
a tub.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Of their lips, I would have reported them to the
place that's sexual pretty.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
The ship pocket they pocketed a vest, wouldn't it was in.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Their bag a female?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
It was are It's just idn'ts in my gym bag
for chafing? Right, I do this really disgusting, moralizing and masculating,
weird thing that makes me feel like a little boy.
I get a two fingers full of when I started
the ars and work the way.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I literally could go the rest of my life without
knowing that.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, well, let's not talk about the other thing. What
I forgot what I was going to say, because you
distracted me with that other thing. I'm so sorry I ruined.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
But now you get to live the rest of your
life knowing this, and you're so much.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You don't need to be doing that I do otherwise
I get chafing.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, you're you need to get some little.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
No, I absolutely don't.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, I've got I've worked hard to get this box gap.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah exactly, No, I.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Know it's the balls you need big a box scare app,
your your your friend, your cheeks too friendly.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, I can't even remember what we're talking about. I
think we're just leaving it. It was the grocery.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
We covered a lot in today's a little bit of
pot and I think offended people on every step we've taken.