Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -31st August, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; A Duckling Disaster...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleaborn and Haley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.
I went for a outdoor run, now that I'm just clarifying,
I was an outdoor run rather than a treadmill treaty. Okay,
treadmill better on the joints of it, say how the knee?
But the wheel was nice, and I was like, I
need a bit of sun. Do you know at our

(00:22):
gym we've got new treadmills. We did our hot girl
walk on them the other day, didn't we.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Very very What do you think I see it engined
because we were injured.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
We did a I thought you'd injured yourself further with another.
Oh no, with a tumble off the.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
New extraly should I think we should get vorn in
one of those like bringing a friend past things so
you can try these elite treadmill and.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
You could bluetooth your phone to the screen. Watch would sink.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Up with that?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
My one goes and you can watch and distance and stuff. Yeah,
you could watch tea the I mean you can do that.
I mean you do this on treadmills for a long time.
But this just like the next generation. Well, I'll be
going back to the treadmill run after what I've experienced
in the wild. What happened? I was running rural roads, yeah,
which are always a bit sketchy to run on, but

(01:14):
I kind of grew up rural roads. That's how we're
going to find you did just because the lorris hit you. Yeah,
and the lorry drivers what an inconvenience? If I stop, yeah,
and he checks, he's like, no blood, minimal damage. I'll
just keep going. Yeah, yeah, you don't think it's natural.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
There's literally no cameras. Why ruin two lives?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
And then he just deletes his dash can and which
has established him as a lorry driver. I imagine he's
talking like Lorry joys ruined, get out here. He'll stop
at a truck stop. He'll just hose off any blood. Yeah,
I've got a family to think about. Why worry? Why ruined?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Too lives?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
As he eats his pie, should have been running on
a road.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Will teach him?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Get yourself some exercise, mate, bark life. That's what that
found like. I really like that blue song. Oh my god.
So I'm running along a rural road and I see
some duck with's some ducklings crossing. You can see where
this is going. You can see I've got trauma. I've
got childhood trauma. You know this when it comes to ducklings.
That's world. Have been maybe fifty meters hitting me and

(02:27):
a car comes around the corner and plows through the
mother and a handful.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Of the mother.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
So the mothers did the mother like rolls? And how
many ducklings? What's a total kill number? I could? Did
the driver stop or did the driver continue and say? Why?
Ruin eight line? Ruin us? Mate, I'll stop in the

(02:54):
extruck stuff and hose her off. So what did you
do on the more? That was I supposed to that
they were dead?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Well, hang on, hang on the mothers, the whole family gone.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, the mother. I think the mother survived, okay, right,
maybe maimed. Ma. This is this exact thing happened to
me as a child. Mum wasn't we're in the car.
I can't remember how old I was. This is Nelson
and like a mother and the ducklings walked across the
road and like.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
You've just didn't give a ship.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, she grew up on a farm as well, so
you know that you don't swerve. I swear for animal
that that mode through the dots had swerved, they could
very well have taken it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Me.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, but that might have been. That's just one line
dilivered the train track. Dilimma on the track to kill
three people, But do you divert it to kill another? Yeah?
Oh god, And people probably like why did you stopping it?
Because if you've ever dealt with that. They just scattered

(03:53):
and hid. There was no I don't know how many
survived because they ran. Oh that's like in a wootery
creek on the side of the road. So it was
there was nothing to be done. It was pretty fucking horrible,
pretty horrible.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Can get yourself some therapy on.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
There if you go to the gym. Nothing bad, like yeah, yeah,
you laugh when a human hurts himself falling off a treadmill.
That's humorous and fun, but not No