Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -3rd September, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has made a mid-week change! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod. This was weird. I
did a midweek sheet change. Happened because we were going
away and we had a lot on and I was like,
you know what, I'm just going to do the sheets now.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I always do it Sundays.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, yeah, love, Like.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Haley and I were talking about if you ever sleep
in your sheets and you hungover or really drunk, you
have to clean the sheets the next day.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I cannot sleep in my Yeah, that gusty, just as
sweaty and steamy.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
So Sunday is always to be stay for a sheet clean.
But so I just decided, because there was so much
one at the weekend, I just do it Wednesday. So
then I get home still have nice cristyish sheets. Here
we go, and you know what, it was just nice
and a weekday to have a clean sheet experience.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
And okay.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
So and I thought of a question if you were
super rich every day, like what do you think like
the cards, like people these celebrities that have like housekeepers.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
And stuff and they have a fresh towel every day.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Do you think that they that they fresh bed sheet
every day.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Like would you a housekeeper? Yeah, yeah, no, because I
like second day sheets. Maybe every couple of days.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Call. Actually sometimes that's sleep has softened a little bit
to you, not sweeter yet. Maybe three days.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know, but it's just like when you get
into the crisp sheets. So do we only change our
sheets once a week because we're poor?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Maybe no, But see, I'll be honest with you. Sometimes
it's longer than where I was going to say. That's
probably maybe a third we've done it as a whole
way back. I think we're definitely in a minority of
the one weekers. I think it's two to a month
most people. We're now fucking wild to me that people
go a month without changing the sheets.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I've just realized I'm a single gown. Now he has
just dawned upon you. Fuck. I just switched sights and
then I'll go every fortnight. Fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, I'm going to do a week on the lift,
and I'll do a week on the right and the
extra sleeper.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, I'm kind of like an in the middle of
the bed sleeper.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, I'm not classic you piece of ship, piece of ship, uncompromising.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
If you've got a partner, what would you do?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
What do you mean? What would I inside? Would you
sleep on?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, sometimes people stay over that and it's really.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Got a small marry. You'd have to go door side.
I'm always door side. Yeah, easy to get out. It's
just daddy don't want some power bottom getting the door inder.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh my god, No, it's just easy to go to
the toilet in the middle of the door.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Can I just say and then this is going to
sound like a break and I don't mean it too,
but I do have a California king, and I don't
move a lot when I sleep.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I could get three weeks out of the I'll go left, middle, right,
change of sheets.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
This is brilliant, really good.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Maybe a good idea. Or if you still want to
sleep on the same bed, rotate the mattress.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Here it is and there it is. We'll leave the
fitted sheet on and then just heavy flick the douvet
and sheet. Oh yeah, flick the do the like that
way like over other side?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
So mankey sider is on top?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Do you not sleep with the top?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Now?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I do top sheet. Yeah, people respect for my respect
for me.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
And in the world.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, here's a top sheet. Here's the top sheet. Who
an anti top sheet?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Gin Z's and younger millennials, I believe, get low in the.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Wating into that douvet and you'll wash it once a year.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean they get anxious at everything. I mean, surely
get anxious at the state of how manky you're making
your dove.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
A blue light on that third