September 14, 2025 • 4 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; One of us was just trying to be a hero and discovered a new hobby
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium Podcast Network. It's Fleachorn and Haley's a
little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Good Samaritan Vaughan Smith here, Hello, Hello, self described Samaritan.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh so, no one actually gave you this title.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, okay, I was trying to think of who would.
I just don't know who dishes it out? The Samaritans.
What is the story of the Samaritans, the Bible story?
But the Samaritans were the good guys. They told you
who was the good I don't know what you're talking
about thoroughly. He then, although you went to a religous
school and you were the only one of us that did. Yeah,
but I was raised Catholic and fletch heathen from birth.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, Heathen through and through.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
He like the people, the Jesus people on the street
with the bookshelf, they never even they don't even bother.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
They can feel the heat.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Coming, and the Mormons will cross the road on their
bikes to get around them. Yeah, so I am a
good Samaritan. I was going for a walk recently in
the city my sidebar I haven't lived in the city
for years. I was going for a walk with a
friend and I love smelling everybody's dinner. Going to graze
(01:12):
you going around sniffing people's environments, walk around a dusk,
not only do people haven't shut their curtains or they
pulled the nets and they got the light on you
and you get a little peak and everybody else's life.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You get to smell dinner. Yeah, it's just fun.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Be like, oh my god, when you smell a roast curry, Yeah, curry.
Do you know what's crazy living in an apartment building.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
In it all mixes together like a food court?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, like Thailand summer barbecue, because then you get people
like cooking their saucys and onions on the barbecue and
you're like, no, no, no, no. Hasty though, doesn't it walking
around the neighborhood sniffing's dinner, halfing people rate paying environs.
As an Aukland City rate payer, I'm tited to sniff
your dinner. I live, really, but I'm paying for all
(02:00):
these services that I don't get to use.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I feel like I'm going to get it back by
sniffing your dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Hello Auckland City council is, Hello mansis come around to
my back out and sniffed my dinner. Yeah, a council polo.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Hi, I'm here to sniff a dinner, and he.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Said he was claiming back his rates through sniff and
bibble's dinner. So I'm sniffing dinners and I'm walking along
and then I see it, come sniff and dinner's baby.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm walking along.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I see a car with an internal lights on, like
the kid, you know, the one that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You would when you're a kid, you'd flick on your
dad and then swing his hand back and smack. Yeah,
it's a legal driver, that light on.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And we learned it's not. It's just annoying. Yeah, And
in the eighties you were allowed to punish your children
for even slightly inconvenient with the physical force, rather than
educate the master White. It's not a great idea. So
internal lights on, but I know that's a battery drainer. Yeah.
So the car is parked right inside a house. There's
a light on. I sniffed their dinner on the work
the driver onor was what were they having they were having?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's smelt garlicy, yeah, yeah or something.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And then so I knock on the front door. Dogs.
Sounds kind fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And this person comes to the door and they're like, hello,
I said him, someone's car is outside right outside your house,
white Subaru internal lights on. And I just know someone's
morning is going to be off to a terrible start
when they've got in the morning and they can't have
to do this. I didn't start. I didn't have to.
And the lady said, not, my carn't And I've never
seen that car before. We may have a visitor in
the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, okay, and she sniff and dinners.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Sniff, And I said, any idea whose car it could be?
She said, could be them. They've got, you know, a
couple of teenagers. Maybe that's one of their friends or something.
So toddle off to the next house, sort of rinse
and repeat for seven houses.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh god, I really tried.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I really tried, because I know how fucking like it's
happened to me a couple of times since we've been
doing mornings.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You get in and the car won't start because of.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
A battery assured, And it's a real shitty way to
start because you feel like an idiot. Yeah, you're to
blame but yourself for leading a light on. But I
tried seven houses, no success. Would you have done this
if you were by yourself, because it sounds like you're
trying to press someone here. No, I just want to
sniff some more dinners. There was a couple of houses
in that seven I didn't get to sniff their dinner.
(04:14):
So when I went up and knocked on the front.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Door, they opened the door. I've got a whofof for
their dinner. Yeah, ye're nice. I might go for a
sniffy dinner walk most you know, do you want me
to come sniff some dinners.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Let's go for an evening subob and walk and sniff
some dinners.
From the Zidium Podcast Network. It's Fleachorn and Haley's a
little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Good Samaritan Vaughan Smith here, Hello, Hello, self described Samaritan.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh so, no one actually gave you this title.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, okay, I was trying to think of who would.
I just don't know who dishes it out? The Samaritans.
What is the story of the Samaritans, the Bible story?
But the Samaritans were the good guys. They told you
who was the good I don't know what you're talking
about thoroughly. He then, although you went to a religous
school and you were the only one of us that did. Yeah,
but I was raised Catholic and fletch heathen from birth.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, Heathen through and through.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
He like the people, the Jesus people on the street
with the bookshelf, they never even they don't even bother.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
They can feel the heat.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Coming, and the Mormons will cross the road on their
bikes to get around them. Yeah, so I am a
good Samaritan. I was going for a walk recently in
the city my sidebar I haven't lived in the city
for years. I was going for a walk with a
friend and I love smelling everybody's dinner. Going to graze
(01:12):
you going around sniffing people's environments, walk around a dusk,
not only do people haven't shut their curtains or they
pulled the nets and they got the light on you
and you get a little peak and everybody else's life.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You get to smell dinner. Yeah, it's just fun.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Be like, oh my god, when you smell a roast curry, Yeah, curry.
Do you know what's crazy living in an apartment building.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
In it all mixes together like a food court?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, like Thailand summer barbecue, because then you get people
like cooking their saucys and onions on the barbecue and
you're like, no, no, no, no. Hasty though, doesn't it walking
around the neighborhood sniffing's dinner, halfing people rate paying environs.
As an Aukland City rate payer, I'm tited to sniff
your dinner. I live, really, but I'm paying for all
(02:00):
these services that I don't get to use.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I feel like I'm going to get it back by
sniffing your dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Hello Auckland City council is, Hello mansis come around to
my back out and sniffed my dinner. Yeah, a council polo.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Hi, I'm here to sniff a dinner, and he.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Said he was claiming back his rates through sniff and
bibble's dinner. So I'm sniffing dinners and I'm walking along
and then I see it, come sniff and dinner's baby.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm walking along.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I see a car with an internal lights on, like
the kid, you know, the one that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You would when you're a kid, you'd flick on your
dad and then swing his hand back and smack. Yeah,
it's a legal driver, that light on.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And we learned it's not. It's just annoying. Yeah, And
in the eighties you were allowed to punish your children
for even slightly inconvenient with the physical force, rather than
educate the master White. It's not a great idea. So
internal lights on, but I know that's a battery drainer. Yeah.
So the car is parked right inside a house. There's
a light on. I sniffed their dinner on the work
the driver onor was what were they having they were having?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's smelt garlicy, yeah, yeah or something.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And then so I knock on the front door. Dogs.
Sounds kind fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And this person comes to the door and they're like, hello,
I said him, someone's car is outside right outside your house,
white Subaru internal lights on. And I just know someone's
morning is going to be off to a terrible start
when they've got in the morning and they can't have
to do this. I didn't start. I didn't have to.
And the lady said, not, my carn't And I've never
seen that car before. We may have a visitor in
the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, okay, and she sniff and dinners.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Sniff, And I said, any idea whose car it could be?
She said, could be them. They've got, you know, a
couple of teenagers. Maybe that's one of their friends or something.
So toddle off to the next house, sort of rinse
and repeat for seven houses.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh god, I really tried.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I really tried, because I know how fucking like it's
happened to me a couple of times since we've been
doing mornings.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You get in and the car won't start because of.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
A battery assured, And it's a real shitty way to
start because you feel like an idiot. Yeah, you're to
blame but yourself for leading a light on. But I
tried seven houses, no success. Would you have done this
if you were by yourself, because it sounds like you're
trying to press someone here. No, I just want to
sniff some more dinners. There was a couple of houses
in that seven I didn't get to sniff their dinner.
(04:14):
So when I went up and knocked on the front.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Door, they opened the door. I've got a whofof for
their dinner. Yeah, ye're nice. I might go for a
sniffy dinner walk most you know, do you want me
to come sniff some dinners.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Let's go for an evening subob and walk and sniff
some dinners.
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