Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 23rd September, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley saw something cutesy on the plane!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Of pod, guys. I flew over to Australia this weekend and.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You are hosting the Australian version of Have You been
paying Attention?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I did, and I'll say I did a good job.
I did a bloody good job, bloody good job of it. Actually, yeah, modest.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'll always say she's modest.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, you know, when you've nailed something.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wow, yeah, right, you nailed it.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Anyway, So on the flight over, I was sat in
the window seat yep, and then there was an older
lady in the seat next to me. No, an older
gentleman in the seat next to me, and then some
who gives a shit, you know, like I don't know
who's in the aisle, but they had the best access
to the toilet.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
That's your preferred seat that way, because you wear a lot.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It depends if I'm flying to somewhere, like because I
wear a lot. If I'm flying from somewhere, I like
window because I'll probably sleep and probably hungover. So that's
my thought proceeds anyway, So I'm sitting next to this
lovely order man, and then a workout and then it's
a you know they're doing their food service, but it's
as flight to Australias. You had to have opted it.
Not everyone gets fed right short flight and he the

(01:17):
woman in front of him, not next to him. I
work out as his wife being separated. They both got
middle seed. No, obviously didn't book a head.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's the that's on you.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
No sympathy coming from me. You you fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So then chann't because I quite like when people can't.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Because I was in a tiny little seat next to him,
was right into his ear. You fucked up anyway, So
she gets skipped for the meal, and then he orders
the meal right, and he's ordering the meal and then
gets a glass of sevon Blanc, and then he the
person carries on and he passes the sevyon Blanc forward
to his wife. He forgoes a drink so that she

(01:57):
can have this.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
How are they both flying? But then one got a meal?
One did it.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I guess they were just like, why pay for the
works deal for both of us. And then at some
point he finishes half the meal and then passes the
tray forward and she finishes.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The other half, Oh my god, fuck off twenty dollars.
Oh my god, get far.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
And then when they come around again to do you know,
would you like another beverage in this time he gets
the selanc and then three to one they sink a movie.
Oh yeah, I know, and I'd say they're like seventies.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
No behavior parents about this idea and Christine save three
to one.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I can imagine them sinking a movie.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
No, they wouldn't sing it because Dad will watched some
action movie that one thinks is silly and I wants
to watch some.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You really dark British crime. Oh. I thought it was
quite sweet that they actually like each other that laden life.
Do you know they're doing these sweet things that.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Maybe they are a recent, Maybe they were a recent.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It gave big because when I, because I obviously followed
them off the thing, then they're sort of linking arms
and kind of helping each other. It was really so yeah.
I mean I vomited. I just thought it was cute.
You're seeing them sink a movie. I will say they
didn't quite nail the sink. I didn't they it was
a little bit further ahead, but I didn't mention that
they went three to one, and I.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Was like, oh, no, all right, but don't they some planes,
some airlines do an actual sink thing. Right.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You can watch a long time that this couple in
their seventies taking a back seats.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Also something that wasn't cute. Didn't you have a little
seat kecker behind you?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Ah, did a little. At one point I even grabbed
my hand down to see if I could grab its ankle.
It was just a kid that was playing a game
and the screen, yeah, it was the was the thing,
and it was really smashing it. And so I kept
like turning around and scowling at the mother and then
scowling at the care right.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
As a parent, I find it a horrible that people
aren't telling their kids to stop like, you know, running
around or being loud or you know, I've got no
time for other people's children.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'll try a stern steer like between the gap of
the seats.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's what I was doing. But yeah, the stern steer
wasn't He wasn't registering.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Could you go in the chat function on the on
the and write like kick in my chair. I will
fucking injure kick you. Yeah, yeah, maybe I will inject
you out of this plane.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, I actually know how to open this door next
to us and watch it plane