September 30, 2025 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod, guys. I don't near
mass at the weekend. It's really close Code brown level
five war emergency.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What is happening within you?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
There have been.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Two times recently, will you have abandoned me in a
cafe because you're about to shut your pants?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I never go. I don't have like I don't get
the warning of you don't get a warning. I get
a little warning, but it comes on real fast out
chickabitalism as like as good. I think it's very good,
like fast. I used to track, like when people are
like I poop once every a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm like what it used to be. Maybe I'm becoming
more regular. Yeah, but remember I've got a very well
endowed colon. It takes longer to travel takes whereas I.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Eive a lot of as the Wooterview tunnels. It is
on and on and on and on and on. So
we've been doing a few cycle classes together.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But on at the week that thing, sorry, I've got
that thing where it was sort of where my perineum is,
like where the front becomes the back. I was like, oh,
that feels bruised. And then I was like the cycle
class and my perineum, but my coach has been a
bit smashed coch.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, it's the goach, the goat, it's the it's not
the k and then the butch. And at the weekend
I did a cycle class with my friend and it
was the one that was your my coach is withered.
It's well worn, warm, about three or four a week.
So I write a lot classes. One of the other
thing a ride get. I did this class where it's
(01:44):
an old sun worn dashboard, cracked correct, it needs a
leather pollen, needs moisture, it needs a mat from Repco
to hide the cry, to hide the cracks. I remember
our friend James, we went for a bike ride and
he hadn't bike ride in like ten years and he
(02:04):
couldn't walk for like a week. It was It's that
kind of like when you haven't done a sport for
like if you play cricket and you haven't played for
a while and you remember these muscles in your back
and you're it's like where did that come back? Anyway?
So I did that. I did a cycle class on
Saturday where it's different than the ones we normally do.
For those that go to Leeds Mals, it's sprint Tracker,
(02:26):
and so everyone logs into an app on their phone
and it comes up on a screen and you basically
race against everyone in the class.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What are they tracking your speed or your.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Heart speed and your and how it's it's you couldn't
just spin with no weight on the pedals, so you
catch me? No, yes, you've actually you've got to go
hard and fast like it is humbling.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Because do you know my special ability and this is
where my acting degree comes in, is making it like
seem like.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
There's an enormous way on my bike. Yeah, but I've
got the tension up real high. But you won't even
being like top ten or twenty on the board. How
many in this class just depends how many comeback. That
could be like I don't know how many in that
fifty sixty, yeah, and only complete fifty sixty jesus. So
you keep going back and I only compete against the
people in that current class that you're not competing in
(03:17):
that current class. Some people don't log in because they
just want to go to the class. They're not competitive,
but as soon as I see my initials up there,
I'm like, I've got to fucking beat that person ahead
to me because.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You go hard and I know you're not bullshitting because
I'm bullshited, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But like the other day when I was like, get up,
go go, and I gave you motivation because I was one,
But when I was like, but so anyway, so like
the class and I've done this once before, and I
was like, I'm never doing this again. I fucking hate it,
Like it's horrible. Did you how good did you do it?
So the first round I won the first round like
our first the next one, I obviously went way too
(03:55):
hard in the first that I came like third or something,
and I was like doing pretty well, and I'm there
with our friend that we did spin with the other
day so far, and halfway through the class, I was like,
oh my fucking god, like this is twenty six minutes
the class and I reckon I'm like fourteen minutes in
and I'm like, oh, oh no, I'm like I'm gonna ship.
I need a ship, like now really, And I'm like
(04:19):
in the top five, I'm like, he's going to get
I'm going to get a top ten finis in a place,
and I'm like, I've got to do better than last time.
I came like eighth last time. I was like, I
want to do better than that. And then I was like,
oh my god, I'm going to ship myself. If I
don't go to the toy it's going to slip out.
And I'm like, I just had to go and leave
in your position. Now that is not the athlete. Athlete
(04:41):
would ship themselves often ship themselves. Carry athlete would ship
themselves and carry on. So I like, walk around to
the toilet, do my swift ablutions, come back sweat, And
it was like three or four minutes. I was out
of the I missed a whole track, and my friend
was like, are you okay? Just I had to go
to the toilet, and but I it all came like ninth.
Oh you would have been you would have placed her.
(05:04):
There was a whole track where I was I can't
even go hard because if I exude pressure mat ship myself.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I actually I'm with you, and then my true athlete
would have just let it out for the positioning.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And then my friend messaged me later that day, He's like,
did you go to the toilet in like three or
four minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Swift.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I was like, yeah, I work on radio, like sometimes
they have two minutes fifteen Taylor Swift a blue shirt worn. Hey,
I puped today. On day of record of this podcast,
I pooped over the course of a song I haven't break,
and you walked in and Haley and I had start break.
Yeah I did. Yeah, it's horrible. I'd blame the coffee
right before the class. I don't think I should have
(05:44):
done that. That wripped right through me.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
But she lubes it aren't pay well.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, just be careful. You'd be careful if you're.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Around there, at least the uncomfortable seat though probably would
have widged it, you know, in your shorts for long
enough you could have got out of there. But the
smell
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod, guys. I don't near
mass at the weekend. It's really close Code brown level
five war emergency.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What is happening within you?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
There have been.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Two times recently, will you have abandoned me in a
cafe because you're about to shut your pants?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I never go. I don't have like I don't get
the warning of you don't get a warning. I get
a little warning, but it comes on real fast out
chickabitalism as like as good. I think it's very good,
like fast. I used to track, like when people are
like I poop once every a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm like what it used to be. Maybe I'm becoming
more regular. Yeah, but remember I've got a very well
endowed colon. It takes longer to travel takes whereas I.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Eive a lot of as the Wooterview tunnels. It is
on and on and on and on and on. So
we've been doing a few cycle classes together.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But on at the week that thing, sorry, I've got
that thing where it was sort of where my perineum is,
like where the front becomes the back. I was like, oh,
that feels bruised. And then I was like the cycle
class and my perineum, but my coach has been a
bit smashed coch.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, it's the goach, the goat, it's the it's not
the k and then the butch. And at the weekend
I did a cycle class with my friend and it
was the one that was your my coach is withered.
It's well worn, warm, about three or four a week.
So I write a lot classes. One of the other
thing a ride get. I did this class where it's
(01:44):
an old sun worn dashboard, cracked correct, it needs a
leather pollen, needs moisture, it needs a mat from Repco
to hide the cry, to hide the cracks. I remember
our friend James, we went for a bike ride and
he hadn't bike ride in like ten years and he
(02:04):
couldn't walk for like a week. It was It's that
kind of like when you haven't done a sport for
like if you play cricket and you haven't played for
a while and you remember these muscles in your back
and you're it's like where did that come back? Anyway?
So I did that. I did a cycle class on
Saturday where it's different than the ones we normally do.
For those that go to Leeds Mals, it's sprint Tracker,
(02:26):
and so everyone logs into an app on their phone
and it comes up on a screen and you basically
race against everyone in the class.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
What are they tracking your speed or your.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Heart speed and your and how it's it's you couldn't
just spin with no weight on the pedals, so you
catch me? No, yes, you've actually you've got to go
hard and fast like it is humbling.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Because do you know my special ability and this is
where my acting degree comes in, is making it like
seem like.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
There's an enormous way on my bike. Yeah, but I've
got the tension up real high. But you won't even
being like top ten or twenty on the board. How
many in this class just depends how many comeback. That
could be like I don't know how many in that
fifty sixty, yeah, and only complete fifty sixty jesus. So
you keep going back and I only compete against the
people in that current class that you're not competing in
(03:17):
that current class. Some people don't log in because they
just want to go to the class. They're not competitive,
but as soon as I see my initials up there,
I'm like, I've got to fucking beat that person ahead
to me because.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You go hard and I know you're not bullshitting because
I'm bullshited, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But like the other day when I was like, get up,
go go, and I gave you motivation because I was one,
But when I was like, but so anyway, so like
the class and I've done this once before, and I
was like, I'm never doing this again. I fucking hate it,
Like it's horrible. Did you how good did you do it?
So the first round I won the first round like
our first the next one, I obviously went way too
(03:55):
hard in the first that I came like third or something,
and I was like doing pretty well, and I'm there
with our friend that we did spin with the other
day so far, and halfway through the class, I was like,
oh my fucking god, like this is twenty six minutes
the class and I reckon I'm like fourteen minutes in
and I'm like, oh, oh no, I'm like I'm gonna ship.
I need a ship, like now really, And I'm like
(04:19):
in the top five, I'm like, he's going to get
I'm going to get a top ten finis in a place,
and I'm like, I've got to do better than last time.
I came like eighth last time. I was like, I
want to do better than that. And then I was like,
oh my god, I'm going to ship myself. If I
don't go to the toy it's going to slip out.
And I'm like, I just had to go and leave
in your position. Now that is not the athlete. Athlete
(04:41):
would ship themselves often ship themselves. Carry athlete would ship
themselves and carry on. So I like, walk around to
the toilet, do my swift ablutions, come back sweat, And
it was like three or four minutes. I was out
of the I missed a whole track, and my friend
was like, are you okay? Just I had to go
to the toilet, and but I it all came like ninth.
Oh you would have been you would have placed her.
(05:04):
There was a whole track where I was I can't
even go hard because if I exude pressure mat ship myself.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I actually I'm with you, and then my true athlete
would have just let it out for the positioning.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And then my friend messaged me later that day, He's like,
did you go to the toilet in like three or
four minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Swift.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I was like, yeah, I work on radio, like sometimes
they have two minutes fifteen Taylor Swift a blue shirt worn. Hey,
I puped today. On day of record of this podcast,
I pooped over the course of a song I haven't break,
and you walked in and Haley and I had start break.
Yeah I did. Yeah, it's horrible. I'd blame the coffee
right before the class. I don't think I should have
(05:44):
done that. That wripped right through me.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
But she lubes it aren't pay well.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, just be careful. You'd be careful if you're.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Around there, at least the uncomfortable seat though probably would
have widged it, you know, in your shorts for long
enough you could have got out of there. But the
smell
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