October 3, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's fleechborn and Haley's a little bit of pot naught.
It is naughty little nattle.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This is a naughty little pole for the podcast only
a story that we came across for some context. Yes
that we we thought we probably couldn't talk about it
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Because it's a bit naughty. Yes, it is a bit
too naughty for the radio.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
The Bachelor's star Madison Pruet says that she has been
free from masturbation for ten years.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Free.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It sounds about you're in a prison building.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
There has been a movement in like the last few
years though what they call it, no fat movement fat free,
No member what it's more of a guy thing.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, isn't it testosterone thing?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And cell? Yeah, it does have links to that kind
of community as well.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yeah, I think it's one of life's greatest choice. Sometimes
I look at the world and I think, oh my God,
my day.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Come, and then I remember I can mess but I'm like, well,
at least it'll be something good, true that true.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
App So we asked, do you masturbate? Do you bash
one out? Do you beat it? Do you crank it?
Fred your jack off? Do you jok it? Do you
knock one out? Are you reading? Are you reading a list?
You rub one out? Your south? Do you service one south?
Do you skeep toss toss off, touch of the.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Muff, say, buff them up again? Do you it'ch the ditch? Okay,
let's kiddy, let's do you play the clitar? Let's ring
the devil's doorbell?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Do you bash the bishop? Do you choke the chicken
with elphin? I think that's your poor ones? Put in
your spectab sit now and my bone is gone. So
are the results? How many six percent of people masturbate?
That's it should be? One hundred should be Do you.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Think anyone thought it was a trap and they were like,
I'm not admitting to them that I do it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I don't understand when partners are like, you shouldn't master
it should be all about me?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, no, no, it's not. It's got nothing to do
with you.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What many for everybody? Yeah? What is our friends? Six?
And just Morgan Penn say about this?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
She you know she is an advocate for self pleasure,
not only because it's.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Fun and hot. Yes, a lot of health benefits.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But then Also, it can be to the detriment of
the relationship sometimes if someone's doing it too much.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Too much yeah, you know, you know, make it all
leathery and chafed like yours, weathered old cock.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
He's got to thank you, thank you hellous. Okay, this
wasn't about me in the back of the veg.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
And there's a little bit of dirt on it, the supermarket.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Commissions. Okay, let's move on from some something some percent
people masturbate. Let's see what they've got to say for themselves.
I do a lot. I've done it while I'm on
a team's call from when I was working from home
and no one knew that's a woman that way.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Because then the men could never get away with that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And if they didn't tip of the hat.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, man, if you got away with that, well, so
imagine you're just your camera arm or your laptop just
droops down and they see, I know, and you're like.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Close your eyes or something. Down and down and down.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm going down down. I don't know if that's a
guy or a girl. The names, I can see the name.
I'm not gonna say it out loud. I can see
the name. It's a very unique name. It could be female, okay,
but I mean hell yeah, good on you a stiff.
(04:10):
I want to keep the names short. Stiff. That could
be anybody. I don't need to anymore because my man
knows how to fuck.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh she said it, yes, you you your.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
U c K. However, I used to religiously in my
previous relationshiplessly, well, religiously my previous relationship, which says a lot.
But this sounds like a new relationship.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Give it a little bit of time, moving back to
relentlessly heaven different.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I think it's just different religious relentless. Joel said. I
used to massivate a lot, but then I found a
woman with more of a six drive, and now I'm
just trying to keep up with her.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh, the women, they crank at halfe as they get older.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's the younger guys like an old bird year olds
on the dating apps to this old duck and in
mid to late first.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
God, such a babyface.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Sam said, Who doesn't let Jesus watch if he wants to?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh, Jesus actually can't. It's like Google Maps can't see
through the roofs.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They can't.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You can see through walls, not roofs.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, which is good because he's in heaven, because he's
which is in the clouds.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sarah said eighty seven percent of people telling the truth.
The rest are lying. We just don't we know something.
We know people that don't. It's bizarre there we do.
Just what do they do? They get to a hotel,
like watch Telly unpack their clothes. Man hotels sees some
(05:43):
things today.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
We unbuckle at the door, you know what I mean?
Where we're belts.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Quite often Haley's in reception already taking.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I'll just leave these pants here or collect them all
mom when I check.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Out solo, Mom, I haven't any action in years, so
of course I master boat. Good for you. That's from
KR and you deserve it. Hey, you get in there,
give yourself. Peeps. I don't know, I'm not very good
picture in your masturbation?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Have that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Have that? Anonymous? Please? For obvious reason, my husband works
out of town hot video sessions of the best, so
they're still involving the partner. But they are like that,
but they're masturbating. Umid, not until I was thirty eight,
what about twenty five years?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You would be like I haveing out the whole time.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Would imagine the first time, being like.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Holy chabolis, shiver me timbers, you would say, but if
you'd had six, it wouldn't be wouldn't be that different?
Would you be?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Like, I know what please you feel?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, bye, amazing but ah and oh that one got
seen twice, the one saying eighty seven percent of people
to turn the truth aristural lies. Yeah right, yeah, but
we know we know that. We were like, we see,
thank you for your honesty. News. I wonder what the
if I gurgled, what percentage of people we're just in
(07:06):
the world. Yeah, like other studies might come about.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Religious that would you know, depending on the world. We're
not a particularly religious country.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, that's According to a twenty twenty three study, eighty
percent of Americans masturbate, world's largest masturbations survey uncovers how
traditional views of masculinity prevent men from having fulfilling sex
lives and relationships. Oh shit, I don't need to ye
and more men, more American men masturbate than woman kilt up.
(07:36):
So last you. Yeah, I'm getting to it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm getting I'm getting Sometimes you need to lead the
horse down there, yeah, to the water water, because I
don't know time up and pop into the bush for
a wank.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Do you masturbate Eighty six percent of people said yes.
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's fleechborn and Haley's a little bit of pot naught.
It is naughty little nattle.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This is a naughty little pole for the podcast only
a story that we came across for some context. Yes
that we we thought we probably couldn't talk about it
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Because it's a bit naughty. Yes, it is a bit
too naughty for the radio.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
The Bachelor's star Madison Pruet says that she has been
free from masturbation for ten years.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Free.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It sounds about you're in a prison building.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
There has been a movement in like the last few
years though what they call it, no fat movement fat free,
No member what it's more of a guy thing.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, isn't it testosterone thing?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And cell? Yeah, it does have links to that kind
of community as well.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Yeah, I think it's one of life's greatest choice. Sometimes
I look at the world and I think, oh my God,
my day.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Come, and then I remember I can mess but I'm like, well,
at least it'll be something good, true that true.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
App So we asked, do you masturbate? Do you bash
one out? Do you beat it? Do you crank it?
Fred your jack off? Do you jok it? Do you
knock one out? Are you reading? Are you reading a list?
You rub one out? Your south? Do you service one south?
Do you skeep toss toss off, touch of the.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Muff, say, buff them up again? Do you it'ch the ditch? Okay,
let's kiddy, let's do you play the clitar? Let's ring
the devil's doorbell?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Do you bash the bishop? Do you choke the chicken
with elphin? I think that's your poor ones? Put in
your spectab sit now and my bone is gone. So
are the results? How many six percent of people masturbate?
That's it should be? One hundred should be Do you.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Think anyone thought it was a trap and they were like,
I'm not admitting to them that I do it?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I don't understand when partners are like, you shouldn't master
it should be all about me?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, no, no, it's not. It's got nothing to do
with you.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What many for everybody? Yeah? What is our friends? Six?
And just Morgan Penn say about this?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
She you know she is an advocate for self pleasure,
not only because it's.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Fun and hot. Yes, a lot of health benefits.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But then Also, it can be to the detriment of
the relationship sometimes if someone's doing it too much.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Too much yeah, you know, you know, make it all
leathery and chafed like yours, weathered old cock.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
He's got to thank you, thank you hellous. Okay, this
wasn't about me in the back of the veg.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
And there's a little bit of dirt on it, the supermarket.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Commissions. Okay, let's move on from some something some percent
people masturbate. Let's see what they've got to say for themselves.
I do a lot. I've done it while I'm on
a team's call from when I was working from home
and no one knew that's a woman that way.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Because then the men could never get away with that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And if they didn't tip of the hat.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, man, if you got away with that, well, so
imagine you're just your camera arm or your laptop just
droops down and they see, I know, and you're like.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Close your eyes or something. Down and down and down.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm going down down. I don't know if that's a
guy or a girl. The names, I can see the name.
I'm not gonna say it out loud. I can see
the name. It's a very unique name. It could be female, okay,
but I mean hell yeah, good on you a stiff.
(04:10):
I want to keep the names short. Stiff. That could
be anybody. I don't need to anymore because my man
knows how to fuck.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh she said it, yes, you you your.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
U c K. However, I used to religiously in my
previous relationshiplessly, well, religiously my previous relationship, which says a lot.
But this sounds like a new relationship.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Give it a little bit of time, moving back to
relentlessly heaven different.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I think it's just different religious relentless. Joel said. I
used to massivate a lot, but then I found a
woman with more of a six drive, and now I'm
just trying to keep up with her.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh, the women, they crank at halfe as they get older.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's the younger guys like an old bird year olds
on the dating apps to this old duck and in
mid to late first.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
God, such a babyface.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Sam said, Who doesn't let Jesus watch if he wants to?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Oh, Jesus actually can't. It's like Google Maps can't see
through the roofs.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
They can't.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You can see through walls, not roofs.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, which is good because he's in heaven, because he's
which is in the clouds.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sarah said eighty seven percent of people telling the truth.
The rest are lying. We just don't we know something.
We know people that don't. It's bizarre there we do.
Just what do they do? They get to a hotel,
like watch Telly unpack their clothes. Man hotels sees some
(05:43):
things today.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
We unbuckle at the door, you know what I mean?
Where we're belts.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Quite often Haley's in reception already taking.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I'll just leave these pants here or collect them all
mom when I check.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Out solo, Mom, I haven't any action in years, so
of course I master boat. Good for you. That's from
KR and you deserve it. Hey, you get in there,
give yourself. Peeps. I don't know, I'm not very good
picture in your masturbation?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Have that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Have that? Anonymous? Please? For obvious reason, my husband works
out of town hot video sessions of the best, so
they're still involving the partner. But they are like that,
but they're masturbating. Umid, not until I was thirty eight,
what about twenty five years?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You would be like I haveing out the whole time.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Would imagine the first time, being like.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Holy chabolis, shiver me timbers, you would say, but if
you'd had six, it wouldn't be wouldn't be that different?
Would you be?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Like, I know what please you feel?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, bye, amazing but ah and oh that one got
seen twice, the one saying eighty seven percent of people
to turn the truth aristural lies. Yeah right, yeah, but
we know we know that. We were like, we see,
thank you for your honesty. News. I wonder what the
if I gurgled, what percentage of people we're just in
(07:06):
the world. Yeah, like other studies might come about.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Religious that would you know, depending on the world. We're
not a particularly religious country.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, that's According to a twenty twenty three study, eighty
percent of Americans masturbate, world's largest masturbations survey uncovers how
traditional views of masculinity prevent men from having fulfilling sex
lives and relationships. Oh shit, I don't need to ye
and more men, more American men masturbate than woman kilt up.
(07:36):
So last you. Yeah, I'm getting to it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm getting I'm getting Sometimes you need to lead the
horse down there, yeah, to the water water, because I
don't know time up and pop into the bush for
a wank.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Do you masturbate Eighty six percent of people said yes.
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