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October 8, 2025 • 7 mins

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon's apartment saga part 1,003!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of Pot. Welcome
to a little bit of pot, and reminded that the
Christmas Cocktail Special is coming. You've got until the thirty
first of October Halloween to submit your Christmas Cocktail special
shout out is. We've got a form that you can
fill out online and then we'll read out all of
these during our Christmas special. You'll be there four weeks

(00:26):
and we have so much fun making these.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, we always recorded mine. We have cocktails and always
have a lovely plantter and know the day in the
night normally descends into chaos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can
find the link in our Instagram bio fvh zdem on
Instagram or zidim online dot com and submit now. Please
don't Dealey Deli.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
No be swift about it now, Producer Shannon, have you do?
We have another story on the ongoing saga that is
Shannon's apartment.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, we drove past it the end of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I was like, there it is.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
It kind of felt it feels like it's famous now really,
because you know, we hear so many stories.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Look, get a photo out sort of like the Friends building.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
The woman spat at the car was spinning at the
cars that drive past.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
That's I know that no one was stopping for it
to scroll off like started.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
There has a lot of character. But one thing about
apartment living is fire alarms are the worst part about it.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh yeah, I had that.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
There's about a thousand people who live in my building
and if someone burns something, all a thousand of us
gotta go downstairs and evacuate. And I live quite far up.
I don't want to say the number.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
But you know, I think you were going to say.
I don't want to sound too part and I actually
live on the Apple level.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
No, no, I think the top top levels are like
one big room, and I think they get bigger as
you go down. That's kind of the vibe get but
I don't really know. I stay on my floor.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
But stay on the floor. I know my place.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I say my lane, and I stay on my floor.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
If there's a fire alarm, I've got to go down
a lot of stairs.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah. But cardio, yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, it's you know, it's so fun and when it's done,
you go back up. Anyway, I was home and had
come home from work. So it was about mid dayish,
so you would think people would not be making fires.
And as soon as I got home, I don't making fires. Yeah,
as soon as I got home, took off my makeup.
God in my pajamas. I was actually snapchatting carwhen talking

(02:27):
to her about some some silliness.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Things were were.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Evacuate the building. Evacuate the building, and it talks to you,
and it is so loud, and it's through the entire apartment.
There's a speaker in every single room, so you can't
even like hide from it. And I was like, oh, like,
I just simply don't want to have to put on
like real clothes now I have to put on a
bra like. But I was reading a lovely book. Okay,
I'm in my reading era. I've been learning from Carlen Reads.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You know, and Cowan Reads on Instagram exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I take her recommendations. And so I was like, you
know what, instead of just scrolling on my phone for
the inevitable two hours, I have to be evacuated.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's not two hours.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
It took thirty minutes for the fire people to come.
I know it took thirty minutes, so.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
They probably know that your building. Another someone's burnt the
toast again.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
They're probably like, oh god, if they evacuated, maybe we'll
just let the building go down.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
You trouble.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
So I grabbed my book and I was like, I'm
going to hit on down, and the signal over my door.
I was like, oh, it's a real fire this time,
Like I could smell it and it was that plastic fire.
When the New World went down, it was that kind
of smell, so, oh, it's an actual fire. Cool, I'll
actually leave you.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Just described New World like it was a ship that
caught fire and seat when the New World went down,
hit the Wrong World, hit the rocks and burst into flames,
and down it went.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Remember the plastically smell. It was a sad day.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
But no, So I evacuate and I hit down with
my little book and I sit there and start reading
because I was like, this is so good for my mindfulness.
And as soon as I over my.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Book, it was absolute filth.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It was the smuttiest smut scene off my book. And
I don't know why I finished reading at that point.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I open it and there it is just like, yeah,
sometimes I do this and then I have an audiobook.
I'll pull into work as they're getting like ship I
guess when I get back into my car and.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Then I forget that, like I'm driving fletch somewhere or something,
and it's like, what are you listening?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Luckily, this is like a book like paper book, so.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm sitting there as opposed to what one that's printed out.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Carved onto a tablet.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I mean, there's close to listening books.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Just reading it audio books.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
So I was.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Reading and as the fire police.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
The fireman.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Fire a gay come up, I'm like reading something. And
it was very you know the opposite of like doing
a speech at school that was written down, you know
how there was other kinds of speeches. And I was
trying to be Coorey about saying oral.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I got that. You should have said, you know, there's
different types of tests. Okay, yeah, well it's practical. There's
written and there's a very descriptive scene of that. Okay,
for like, well on the podcast Blowers Blower is not
Blowers opposite slinging the other one. He's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
But yeah, so I was actually the year of the rat,
hailing about Okay, sure you've got your Chinese.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I've been living like it's the Year of the ass
the Donkey.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, so I was trying to skim through it, but
also not trying to lose the plot. You know, I
didn't want to just skip the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
But at the same time, your audio book, your audio no, sorry,
your actual paper book paper. It's getting quite horny. The
firemen turn up.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I mean, why am I saying, O, no, fantastic? Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
And so I'm sitting there and you know, when you
feel like everyone can see what you're doing, but obviously
no one knew what was in my book except the
cover is very obviously like a early smutty book.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
But no one knows the exact scene you're in it
right now.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
And they were sitting there and all these kids start
running around being like, hi, save my building, getting annoying kids,
and I was like, stop it.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
This is my moment, Like stop it.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
You're all screwed. When they invent those mind reader machines.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Lucky, then I'll read it to them. Yeah, totally. I mean,
they would have.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Enjoyed it was beautiful literature.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Also, if we're putting a ranking together of people on
the show, who are most screwed when they invent mine
reading things.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Anybody I think we're are you'll never see or hear
from us again.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
A long story, short fire was put out. I was
back in the apartment after two hours and I finished
my book.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh god, were they hot?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Were there any hot firemen?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
There was a lot of them. There was about fifteen
of them in the end. I didn't stare at them
too much because I took a photo and sent to
you guys.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Obviously, yeah, we appreciate it, thank you know, show tradition.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
But yeah, they were, you know, they were on an
actual mission. Like normally they kind of swan in. This
time they were like running in because it was actually fire.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, thank you for that.
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