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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Haley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And just another reminder, dear podcast listener, that our Christmas
concktail specials.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Spread it out by we'll be back for.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The summer break and you've gone until the thirty first
of October. To submit yours, you can go to zidim online,
the linkers in our Instagram bio as well. If h
ZIM basically fell out the form tell us a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
About you we Christians and prompts there, Yeah we are,
and then.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We'll go through those as we drink cocktails.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Tell us something fun about yourself, yes the group?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, what would be your fun bit? If we were
in a little huey and we're just meeting people. Hello,
my name's Haley Sprowl. I I once represented New Zealand
in the sport of marching.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
And everybody would be like, is that a sport?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And yes it is?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Now move the fuck off right. I don't know, you've
got nothing. I don't know, I don't know what you want.
I know I don't like prompt I don't want to
have to too many tidbits.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't like these things we were on.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It was that when we did the We did a
tour once and they were like in the van we
were driving there and they're like, okay, everybody tell us
a fun thing about yourself. Fuk off, just drive me
to this activity.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No, it's I get it. It gives you a little
bit of an intro to them. It's getting a little
bit of genny.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Say quat Okay, if you if you were on a
desert island and you can only take one animal with
Hugh Vorn, what would you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Take a whale?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Because you.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And then you can make a candle. No, it's yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I was gonna say, dog is a great companion, but
then yeah, no, the mouse feed.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You can and that dog will eat you.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And it could come to man versus dog a fletch.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
If you could go back in time and and and
have one dinner with one person did or alive, who
would it be?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Hmm?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
We got to say Hitler and stab.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Him when.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, here is your sausage roll.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
N inside the sausage roll, and then you've just committed
a political assassination.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You're gonna go You're gonna get ring for that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Machine, your time machine machine back out of the Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, but then what what are the repercussions of changing
that the butterfly effect of one of the most devastating
events of the twentieth century, And then it goes on
and on, it goes in the flow.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, so probably just let that happen. Then probably just happened.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
It's happened.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, it's happened.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's happened. So you could have a dinner with someone
who's did is that what you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Mercury?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
But he'd be propped up at the table, did.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He'd be riddle? You're just absolutely every ye.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, Because you said dinner with anyone dead or alive.
I was just like, dead person would be great alive
to be alive.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Wait, so you would choose someone like Freddy Mercury over
knifeing Hitler and stopping a ginner side, Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
My god, we have such a good yard, drinks, probably
be a bit naughty. You'd probably love of me.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I love her, So you say he was.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And he did?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, well shout it too. At the weekend you went
to Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, and this has happened to me multiple times. But
I was shocked this transition there.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I just wanted to acknowledge, which is sweet transition.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It was glorious.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's a big part of my job talking about But
that all spurred off the podcast shout out to see.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, yeah I was.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I went to Melbourne over the weekend and you know
when I travel, I like to travel with friendly, buzzing accompaniments.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's the podcast. You can say, dildos, vibrators, you name it.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And I'd really packed a kit this this trip.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And you didn't check in.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And I didn't know chicken bag, so I knew this
was going through security. So what I did was I
put it all into one stone case.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Had to take the on board anyway because of the batteries.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
But you don't, You don't know Lethian ones. You do?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, these ones are fine. Vibrators can go in the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I thought they had batteries in them.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Some of them are just big thick d cells. He's
got the one with the battery inside.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's for Dolphin torches.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, the big gem battery, the twelve the twelve volt
from ever Ready.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So I had them all in this.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Nuclear fusion solar power, hydro hydrogen cell.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Nuclear so I had them all in this like little
kit so that if they in the inevitable case that
they had to go through.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
This is a problem when you pack a suitcase like this,
You've got to separate everything because otherwise, together it looks
like a giant dildo bomb.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, I know, but I don't rather than scatter it.
And then the.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Dildo bomb was my rockispan Now did Bomb? That's cold?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I think you were heavy heavy metal bomb.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
We were like an all chick punk band. I love
that love scar just Jery Bomb. You know that song
It went, did Bomb.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Buzzing Honey Hannah put in my house that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Comes chip my tooth, do bomb Jesus?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So God the eighty is hding today, isn't it anyway?
So I put it in this, I put I make
a daughter bomb and I put it in my suitcase
bomb and it goes through in Auckland, straight through, no
questions asked, Like it didn't even get pulled over. I
was like miraculous. See you guys are finding that.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
This is what funks me office so much about airport
security is and it happens all the time in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Christ's is so different to Auckland.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
So different.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You go through nothing beats and then coming back you're
weorring exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Thing, and and you're just like what Yeah, So I
couldn't believe this Dido bomb bomb didn't go off, So
I go. I had my weekend in Melbourne and then
coming back through, I've you know, repacked the dildo.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You're away two nights and bomb, where do you need
all this ship for two nights?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Because I had plans of story spread on the brown.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Bomb.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
So then on the way back, I just assumed that
it was going to be the same situation because I
had I knew my toilet trees were separate in this,
and I was like, okay, well there you go. I've
got my Dodo bomb bomb and it goes through and
immediately gets pulled in.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
This is that moment where you're watching your bag. It's
sitting there and it can either be.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Hovers at the point or so it gets pulled in.
And what I like to do is look ahead to
see who will be doing the rummaging, and I see
two mid fifty year old men. Oh yeah, okay, no
women know nothing, and I was like, this is gonna
be fun. And the guy likes he's looking through someone
(07:17):
else's bag and I'm standing there and popping my shoes
back on, and then he pulls in my suitcase. They
do that thing. Is this yours?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
It puts it up on the thing, and then like
you know, they pull up the screen and the information
gets set. And then I see the guy behind the
main guy is stearing at the screen and the guy
behind him just looking over his shoulder and be like,
you know, what do we got? And then the guy
just goes rolls his eyes and has a big light
smile on his face, and I clock eyes with him.
I was like mm hmm. And the guy the guy's
(07:44):
looking goes and he goes, is this yours? Is it?
And I said, yes, it sure is. He said, wow,
do you have a good weekend? Did you cheeky bass today?
I did.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He's gonna say you're a horny thing, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, No, he did it, but you could see it.
They were laugh They had the biggest smirks on their
faces and a good laugh.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I want to see check a bag next time. That's
so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh I don't care. I mean the things in this kit,
but I mean they Yeah, they would have had such
a good laugh. But I love that you even said
good week in there, and I just laughed as I
said thank you, and I went away and they were
having a good chuckle as I walked off. And then
I got home and unpacked my do Do Doo bomb
From the Zidim podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Haley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And just another reminder, dear podcast listener, that our Christmas
concktail specials.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Spread it out by we'll be back for.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The summer break and you've gone until the thirty first
of October. To submit yours, you can go to zidim online,
the linkers in our Instagram bio as well. If h
ZIM basically fell out the form tell us a little bit.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
About you we Christians and prompts there, Yeah we are,
and then.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We'll go through those as we drink cocktails.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Tell us something fun about yourself, yes the group?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, what would be your fun bit? If we were
in a little huey and we're just meeting people. Hello,
my name's Haley Sprowl. I I once represented New Zealand
in the sport of marching.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
And everybody would be like, is that a sport?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And yes it is?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Now move the fuck off right. I don't know, you've
got nothing. I don't know, I don't know what you want.
I know I don't like prompt I don't want to
have to too many tidbits.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't like these things we were on.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It was that when we did the We did a
tour once and they were like in the van we
were driving there and they're like, okay, everybody tell us
a fun thing about yourself. Fuk off, just drive me
to this activity.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No, it's I get it. It gives you a little
bit of an intro to them. It's getting a little
bit of genny.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Say quat Okay, if you if you were on a
desert island and you can only take one animal with
Hugh Vorn, what would you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Take a whale?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Because you.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And then you can make a candle. No, it's yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I was gonna say, dog is a great companion, but
then yeah, no, the mouse feed.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You can and that dog will eat you.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And it could come to man versus dog a fletch.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
If you could go back in time and and and
have one dinner with one person did or alive, who
would it be?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Hmm?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
We got to say Hitler and stab.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Him when.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, here is your sausage roll.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
N inside the sausage roll, and then you've just committed
a political assassination.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You're gonna go You're gonna get ring for that.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Machine, your time machine machine back out of the Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, but then what what are the repercussions of changing
that the butterfly effect of one of the most devastating
events of the twentieth century, And then it goes on
and on, it goes in the flow.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, so probably just let that happen. Then probably just happened.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
It's happened.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, it's happened.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's happened. So you could have a dinner with someone
who's did is that what you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Mercury?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
But he'd be propped up at the table, did.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He'd be riddle? You're just absolutely every ye.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, Because you said dinner with anyone dead or alive.
I was just like, dead person would be great alive
to be alive.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Wait, so you would choose someone like Freddy Mercury over
knifeing Hitler and stopping a ginner side, Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
My god, we have such a good yard, drinks, probably
be a bit naughty. You'd probably love of me.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I love her, So you say he was.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And he did?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, well shout it too. At the weekend you went
to Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, and this has happened to me multiple times. But
I was shocked this transition there.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I just wanted to acknowledge, which is sweet transition.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It was glorious.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's a big part of my job talking about But
that all spurred off the podcast shout out to see.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, yeah I was.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I went to Melbourne over the weekend and you know
when I travel, I like to travel with friendly, buzzing accompaniments.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's the podcast. You can say, dildos, vibrators, you name it.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And I'd really packed a kit this this trip.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
And you didn't check in.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And I didn't know chicken bag, so I knew this
was going through security. So what I did was I
put it all into one stone case.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Had to take the on board anyway because of the batteries.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
But you don't, You don't know Lethian ones. You do?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, these ones are fine. Vibrators can go in the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I thought they had batteries in them.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Some of them are just big thick d cells. He's
got the one with the battery inside.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's for Dolphin torches.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, the big gem battery, the twelve the twelve volt
from ever Ready.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So I had them all in this.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Nuclear fusion solar power, hydro hydrogen cell.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Nuclear so I had them all in this like little
kit so that if they in the inevitable case that
they had to go through.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
This is a problem when you pack a suitcase like this,
You've got to separate everything because otherwise, together it looks
like a giant dildo bomb.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, I know, but I don't rather than scatter it.
And then the.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Dildo bomb was my rockispan Now did Bomb? That's cold?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I think you were heavy heavy metal bomb.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
We were like an all chick punk band. I love
that love scar just Jery Bomb. You know that song
It went, did Bomb.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Buzzing Honey Hannah put in my house that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Comes chip my tooth, do bomb Jesus?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So God the eighty is hding today, isn't it anyway?
So I put it in this, I put I make
a daughter bomb and I put it in my suitcase
bomb and it goes through in Auckland, straight through, no
questions asked, Like it didn't even get pulled over. I
was like miraculous. See you guys are finding that.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
This is what funks me office so much about airport
security is and it happens all the time in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Christ's is so different to Auckland.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
So different.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You go through nothing beats and then coming back you're
weorring exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Thing, and and you're just like what Yeah, So I
couldn't believe this Dido bomb bomb didn't go off, So
I go. I had my weekend in Melbourne and then
coming back through, I've you know, repacked the dildo.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You're away two nights and bomb, where do you need
all this ship for two nights?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Because I had plans of story spread on the brown.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Bomb.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
So then on the way back, I just assumed that
it was going to be the same situation because I
had I knew my toilet trees were separate in this,
and I was like, okay, well there you go. I've
got my Dodo bomb bomb and it goes through and
immediately gets pulled in.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
This is that moment where you're watching your bag. It's
sitting there and it can either be.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Hovers at the point or so it gets pulled in.
And what I like to do is look ahead to
see who will be doing the rummaging, and I see
two mid fifty year old men. Oh yeah, okay, no
women know nothing, and I was like, this is gonna
be fun. And the guy likes he's looking through someone
(07:17):
else's bag and I'm standing there and popping my shoes
back on, and then he pulls in my suitcase. They
do that thing. Is this yours?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
It puts it up on the thing, and then like
you know, they pull up the screen and the information
gets set. And then I see the guy behind the
main guy is stearing at the screen and the guy
behind him just looking over his shoulder and be like,
you know, what do we got? And then the guy
just goes rolls his eyes and has a big light
smile on his face, and I clock eyes with him.
I was like mm hmm. And the guy the guy's
(07:44):
looking goes and he goes, is this yours? Is it?
And I said, yes, it sure is. He said, wow,
do you have a good weekend? Did you cheeky bass today?
I did.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He's gonna say you're a horny thing, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, No, he did it, but you could see it.
They were laugh They had the biggest smirks on their
faces and a good laugh.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I want to see check a bag next time. That's
so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh I don't care. I mean the things in this kit,
but I mean they Yeah, they would have had such
a good laugh. But I love that you even said
good week in there, and I just laughed as I
said thank you, and I went away and they were
having a good chuckle as I walked off. And then
I got home and unpacked my do Do Doo bomb
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